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(Carrie)
So, I'm making the copies,
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and this freakshow,
mark churnin,
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comes up and says,
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"hey, can I just jump in
for one quick copy?"
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And what happens?
Paper jam.
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3 hours to fix.
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All for a friggin'
wizard of ID cartoon.
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[Horn honking]
It was so annoying.
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Look out!
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[Sighing]
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, that was incredibly
annoying, Doug.
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What?
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You know, tellin' me
how to drive, ok?
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I wasn't tellin' you
how to drive.
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I was letting you know
we were about to die.
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I saw him.
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Yeah, I saw him, too.
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He was almost
in my eyeball.
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For your information,
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the only reason
I swerved
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is 'cause you screamed
like a little girl.
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"Eek, a mouse!"
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Ok, you know what?
It wasn't, "eek, a mouse."
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It was,
"eek! An oil truck!"
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Let me just drive,
would you, ok?
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I promise I will get you
and your doughnuts
home safely.
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Fine. You know what?
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From now on,
I'm not sayin' a word.
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That works for me, hon'.
Fine.
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[Sighing]
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Red light!
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[Tires screeching]
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[Clearing throat]
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I saw that.
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♪ My eyesare gettin' weary ♪
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♪ my back is gettin' tight
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♪ I'm sittin' herein traffic ♪
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♪ on the queensboro bridgetonight ♪
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♪ but I don't care,'cause all I want to do ♪
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♪ is cash my checkand drive right home to you ♪
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♪ 'cause, baby, all my life
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♪ I will be drivin'home to you ♪
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(Man on t.V.)Mark twain was morethan a mere nom de plume.
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He wasa full-bodied alter ego
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who allowed clemensto speak with a voice
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that was inelegant,
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at times profane,
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but always uniquely American.
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Hey, Spence,
do me a favor.
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Stuff that oily
rag in my mouth,
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and light me on fire.
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This is a great documentary.
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Give it a chance.
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All right, but if Mrs. twain
doesn't take her top off soon,
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we're going back to cops.
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[Grunting]
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Oh, hey, you know,
that's light beer.
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I know.
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Well, just,
you told me to warn you
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in case you grabbed
one by mistake.
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No, no.
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I know-- I know.
It's ok.
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I'm--I'm tryin' to get back
down to my football weight
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for the reunion.
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[Man chattering on t.V.]
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[Sighing]
You know what?
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Light beer does suck,
and I am who I am.
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[Grunting]
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So do you want me
to pick you up?
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We'll go together?
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Um, I don't think I'm gonna
go to the reunion.
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Why not? 'Cause--'cause
you work in the subway?
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I bet there are guys
from our class
who live in the subway.
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That's not why. Um...
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[Sighing]
The truth is,
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I had a very
intense relationship
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with someone
from high school,
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and it would be
quite awkward for us
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to see each other again.
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Who was it,
Sally your-right-hand?
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No!
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If you must know,
it was a teacher.
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Miss berman, the weird home ec
teacher with the limp?
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No, no, no.
It wasn't Mrs. berman.
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It was miss Mancini,
the Spanish teacher.
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Ok, yeah.
You had a thing
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with the hottest
teacher in school?
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Yes. Yes.
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It was the summer
after we graduated,
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and we ran into
each other
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at the Jersey shore.
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I won her a stuffed frog
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playing skee-ball,
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and that night
she made me a man.
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I--I promised
to call her back.
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I never did.
I'm sure she's very upset.
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Ok, little tip.
If you want anybody
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to believe
any part of this story,
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I would have gone with limpy
from home ec.
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Hey, hon'.
Hey, Spence.
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I'm gonna go
to the gym now.
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Look, remember
how I was gonna
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lose 20 pounds
for my reunion?
Yeah.
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Well, that's not
gonna happen,
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so I'm gonna need you
to get your body
just that much tighter,
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you know,
to make up for me.
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I will do my best.
Ok.
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Ok. Bye-bye.
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What you got going on
on your head there?
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Oh. Oh, I just put
my hair up in a bun
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for spinning class.
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Hey, knobby!
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Does this thing
get f.M. Stations?
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Ok, hon'.
All right, I'm going.
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All righty, bye-bye.
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Hey, honey,
instead of the movie,
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you want to go to
the new sculpture garden
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at the Brooklyn museum?
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Oh, I'd love to see that.
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[Making farting sound]
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Who do you think I am?
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Oh, right.
You ready?
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Yeah.
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Hey, you going
with the bun again?
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Yep.
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You know, we're, uh,
going to the movies.
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We're not going
to the library.
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[Mimicking laugh]
I like it, ok?
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And Amy, the spinning
teacher at the gym, said
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it looked
really cute.
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Come on,
give me one of these:
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[Whispering]
"Shh. People are
trying to study."
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Like you know what
goes on in a library.
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Come on, honey,
let's go.
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♪[Music playing]
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[Sniffing]
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Hey, babe, what's up?
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Nothing.
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Just gettin' some
chips for the boys.
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Hey, you guys
want to hit Cooper's
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for the mets game
on Friday night?
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Ooh. Can't.
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Me, Doug, and Spence
got a reunion that night.
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Uh, actually,
I don't think I'm gonna go.
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Por que? Senorita Mancini?
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Doug told you
about that?
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Si, senor.
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Ok. Well, hey,
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it's true, ok?
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We had a very
intense thing together.
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Right, right.
That probably happened
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while I was busy
smoking crack
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with mrs.Greenbaum.
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I mean, you believe
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it happened, right, deac'?
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I believe you believe it.
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All right.
You know what?
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Fine. I'll go,
all right?
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But just be ready
for a very big, ugly scene.
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(Spence)
Oh, hey, Doug.
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Thanks for turning
my personal memory
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into a cheap laugh.
Hope you had fun.
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You got it.
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Let me ask you
guys a question.
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What do you think
about women wearing
their hair up in buns?
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Ooh.
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Fugly.
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Am I crazy?
I mean, is that a good look?
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Yeah, if you're the old lady
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who owns tweety bird.
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Thank you. Carrie started
wearing her hair in a bun
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like a week ago,
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and I thought
it was just gonna be
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like a one-time thing,
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but it's--it's hangin' on
like a bad cold.
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Ouch.
Tough break, man.
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I just don't get it.
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I mean, tying your hair up?
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I mean, why not
tape your breasts down
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while you're at it,
am I right?
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You're so right.
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And the only reason
she's doing it
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is because some girl
at the gym told her
she liked it that way.
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W-why do they ask
other women?
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I mean, we're here.
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We know what we want.
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We're ready to
answer their questions.
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It's easy.
Halter top? Yes.
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Driving miss Daisy hair?
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No, thank you.
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Amen.
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Oh, God.
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What if Carrie wears
the bun to my reunion?
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She--she wouldn't
do that, would she?
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I don't know, man.
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She sounds pretty messed up.
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[Sighing]
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I might have to
say something to her.
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You're gonna tell Carrie
she doesn't look good?
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[Laughing]
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I admire your acorns.
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(Holly)
Arthur, I'm here!
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Holly, Arthur went
down to Atlantic city
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with his friend m-Mickey.
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He--he didn't call you?
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Oh, I must have missed it.
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I was pretty hung-over.
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Anyway, see you next time.
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H-h-hold up a second.
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[Sighing]
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Ok, look,
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here's the thing:
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Carrie started wearing
her hair in a bun.
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Ok.
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Well,th-th-the problem is,
I can't tell her
I don't like it
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because I think I wrote
something in my wedding vows
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about loving her
no matter what.
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But,
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but if it was to come
from someone else--
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say, like, another woman--
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me? Oh, no, no, no.
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I could never do that.
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Plus, Carrie wouldn't care
what I thought, anyway.
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That-that's not true.
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I mean,
she has mentioned to me
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how much she admires
your sense of style.
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Really?
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Yes. Just the other day,
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she was wondering where
you got this very outfit.
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This?
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Dress barn.
Dress barn. Thank you.
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I will tell her. Yeah.
Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Look, you'd--you'd really
be helpin' me out,
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and you'd be
helping Carrie out, too.
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I-it's--it's like when
you do an intervention
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with a--a drug addict,
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except in this case,
the monkey,
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it's on the back
of her head.
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[Sighing]
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I don't--
I don't know.
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I'll tell you what.
$20, right there.
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No, I couldn't
take money for this.
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Although
I am a little low on cash.
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Goin' a little crazy
with the lotto tickets.
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Here. Thanks.
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Hmm.
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Oh, hey, hol'.
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Um, my dad's
in Atlantic city.
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Yeah, I kn--I know--
I know. That's ok.
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Well, see you later.
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Hey, hey. Um,
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like your shoes.
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Well, thank you.
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Yes, but that bun,
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not workin' for you,
girlfriend.
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What?
259
00:09:34,754 --> 00:09:36,789
You know, just maybe
there's a better l-look,
260
00:09:36,857 --> 00:09:39,191
you know, for you.
261
00:09:39,259 --> 00:09:42,295
Well, holly, my hairstyle
is really my business,
262
00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:43,462
now, isn't it?
263
00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:44,830
Yes. Yes, it is.
264
00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:49,168
I got this
at dress barn.
265
00:09:50,971 --> 00:09:52,504
Good to know.
266
00:09:58,979 --> 00:09:59,979
[Door closing]
267
00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:07,770
And then,
out of nowhere,
268
00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:09,855
holly starts
talkin' about my hair
269
00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:11,640
and where she bought
this horrible dress
270
00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:13,259
she was wearing.
It was creepy.
271
00:10:14,177 --> 00:10:16,528
Yeah, I hear she drinks a lot.
272
00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:21,500
What you...
What you doin'?
273
00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:24,170
Well, I'm in the mood
for a little lovin',
274
00:10:24,237 --> 00:10:26,939
and you're
the only guy here, so...
275
00:10:35,382 --> 00:10:37,650
I love you.
276
00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:39,752
Oh, honey, you're sweet.
277
00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,987
I love you, too. Come here.
278
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,658
[Murmuring]
279
00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:57,269
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh, God, I love you.
I just love you.
280
00:10:57,337 --> 00:10:59,438
Oh, ok, honey, get off.
What--what are you doing?
281
00:10:59,506 --> 00:11:01,139
Get off!
Get it out!
282
00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:02,842
What?
283
00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:05,277
What are you talking about?
284
00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:06,662
It's just...
285
00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:09,798
Your bun.
286
00:11:09,866 --> 00:11:13,669
My bun?
You don't like my bun?
287
00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,921
[Whispering]
I can't stand it.
288
00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:17,273
Oh, my God.
289
00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,475
So that stupid thing
with holly,
290
00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:22,294
that was you?
You asked her to do that?
291
00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:24,564
Actually, I paid her to.
292
00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:27,299
You paid her?
Well, I--I...
293
00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,569
Thank God that money's
not going to our mortgage,
294
00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:32,404
'cause we got a bun crisis
on our hands!
295
00:11:32,472 --> 00:11:34,490
It's just that
you got so many
great hair looks,
296
00:11:34,558 --> 00:11:36,926
like down, over here,
you know, bangs.
297
00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:38,494
When we met,
it was all big,
298
00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:41,163
and I just don't think the bun
is the pick of the litter.
299
00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:43,349
What, what don't you like
about it, Doug? Tell me.
300
00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,050
I mean, obviously,
out of the 2 of us,
301
00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:47,152
you are the one
with the fashion sense.
I mean...
302
00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,287
[Gasping]
303
00:11:48,355 --> 00:11:51,056
T-shirt over stained sweats,
304
00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:53,592
how is that
not in every magazine?
305
00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:55,227
You know, what,
it's not just me, ok?
306
00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:56,762
Buns are bad.
Everybody thinks so.
307
00:11:56,829 --> 00:11:58,380
Oh, really?
Everybody thinks so?
308
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,149
That's funny,
because everyone at work
who sees it,
309
00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:01,333
says it looks really good.
310
00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:02,668
They're just
kissing up to you.
311
00:12:02,736 --> 00:12:04,269
Why is that,
because I'm a secretary
312
00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:06,371
and I know
where the sweet'n low is?
313
00:12:06,439 --> 00:12:08,774
No, Doug,
buns are very chic, ok?
314
00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:11,477
They happen to be
the preferred look in Spain.
315
00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:14,380
Well, then,
why don't you wear
a sombrero, too?
316
00:12:14,397 --> 00:12:18,050
That's Mexico,
you friggin' idiot.
317
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,986
The thing is,
I'm not making this up.
Like, um, in the movie,
318
00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:23,589
there's always
the mousy receptionist
with the bun.
319
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:25,357
And--and no one
will look at her twice
320
00:12:25,425 --> 00:12:27,426
until finally
she lets her hair down.
321
00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:28,827
And then, everybody's like,
322
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:31,764
"why, miss freihoffer,
you're beautiful."
323
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,883
And what movie is that, Doug?
324
00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:36,418
I don't know,
but it's a movie.
325
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:37,702
Mmm. Must have missed that.
326
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,806
Sorry, I don't watch
112 hours of t.V. A week.
327
00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:43,592
Ok, you know,
you want to talk about
my t.V. Problem, that's valid,
328
00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:45,244
but not until
this bun thing is over.
329
00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:46,745
Well, I'll tell you,
330
00:12:46,813 --> 00:12:48,414
I don't think this bun thing
is gonna be over,
331
00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:50,549
because the more you talk,
the more I'm liking this.
332
00:12:50,617 --> 00:12:52,384
Look, it's just
a stupid little problem!
333
00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:54,353
Why are you giving me
so much crap about it?
334
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,622
Because when I came in here
to make love to my husband,
335
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:57,873
his idea of foreplay
336
00:12:57,941 --> 00:12:59,307
was to pull my hair
out of my head
337
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:00,843
and tell me I repulse him.
338
00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:02,127
I never said that!
It's...
339
00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:04,163
It's not about you or me,
it's about the bun.
340
00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,899
You know what?
Maybe you would like
my bun better
341
00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:08,901
if it had
powdered sugar on it.
342
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:11,053
Oh. Ok.
343
00:13:11,254 --> 00:13:13,639
It took some time,
but I knew you'd go there:
344
00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:15,374
"Fatty like cake."
345
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:18,060
How predictable.
346
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:19,394
I'll tell you one thing,
347
00:13:19,462 --> 00:13:21,496
you're not wearing
that little hair burger
to my reunion.
348
00:13:21,564 --> 00:13:25,851
Oh, ok, so you're scared
my bun is gonna humiliate you
349
00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:28,103
in front of
your high school friends?
350
00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:31,490
Not just my friends.
People I don't even know, too.
351
00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:33,359
Well, you know what, Doug?
352
00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:36,027
I could take the bun out
for your reunion,
353
00:13:36,095 --> 00:13:37,329
easily done,
354
00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:39,665
or, and I am leaning this way,
355
00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:43,134
I could leave it in
and just not go.
356
00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:44,737
Let's do that.
357
00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:46,672
Fine.
358
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:47,807
Fine.
359
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,107
Good night to you.
360
00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:50,609
Good night.
361
00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:54,347
[Sniffing]
362
00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:56,682
Yeah, look at it, look at it!
363
00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:10,011
Morning.
Morning.
364
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:23,975
[Exclaiming]
365
00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:27,579
That feels good.
366
00:14:27,646 --> 00:14:29,964
By the way,
I'll be going to my reunion
directly from work.
367
00:14:30,032 --> 00:14:31,415
Probably gonna be late, too.
368
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:33,434
Great.
Gives me a little alone time.
369
00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:35,603
Yeah. Hey,
maybe you can kick back
in your rocker
370
00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:39,090
and knit something.
371
00:14:39,158 --> 00:14:42,961
Sorry I won't be there
to help you impress
your little buddies.
372
00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:45,280
Oh, you'll be there.
373
00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:46,831
What's that?
374
00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:50,701
Just a little picture of you
from our trip to Barbados.
375
00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:54,122
Beautiful, long hair
flowing in the breeze,
376
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,524
and, yeah, a little younger.
377
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:57,608
Give me that.
378
00:14:57,676 --> 00:14:59,844
[Muttering]
No.
379
00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:01,712
[Both chattering]
380
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,081
Get your own, bun-head!
Ow!
381
00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:05,716
Yeah. Ok.
382
00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:07,685
Oh, you know what?
I make shakes in there!
383
00:15:07,753 --> 00:15:09,487
[Both exclaiming]
384
00:15:10,355 --> 00:15:11,689
[Knocking]
385
00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:12,824
Hi.
386
00:15:12,891 --> 00:15:14,425
Hey, guys. Ooh, coffee.
387
00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:17,562
Come on, man.
Let's get out of here.
388
00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:18,763
Carrie, you mind if I--
389
00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:20,998
no. Go ahead, honey.
Thanks.
390
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,783
[Coffee pouring]
391
00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:24,301
Deacon.
392
00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:25,803
Mmm?
Can I ask you a question?
393
00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:27,371
Sure.
394
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:30,325
What do you think
of my hair like this?
395
00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:33,627
You--you mean the bun?
396
00:15:33,695 --> 00:15:35,513
Yeah, come on, the truth.
397
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:38,032
Well, I-I-in general,
I think it's, um...
398
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,400
Just tell me.
399
00:15:39,468 --> 00:15:41,836
[Clearing throat]
It's ass ugly, girl.
400
00:15:49,778 --> 00:15:51,579
♪[Karma chameleon
by boy George playing]
401
00:15:51,647 --> 00:15:54,114
♪ Karma, karma, karma,karma, karma chameleon ♪
402
00:15:54,182 --> 00:15:55,917
♪ you come and go
403
00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:57,418
then, after medical school,
404
00:15:57,485 --> 00:16:00,387
I designed
this implantable insulin pump
for diabetics.
405
00:16:00,455 --> 00:16:02,456
I do pretty well
from the patent on that,
406
00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:05,026
but I'm still working over at
mount sinai with the kids.
407
00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:06,093
Oh, excellent.
408
00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:07,194
So what do you do?
409
00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:09,063
I'm married to her.
410
00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:12,650
Cute. Very cute.
What happened to the picture?
411
00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:15,086
I had to tape it together.
My wife stuck it in a blender,
412
00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:17,188
but, uh, everything's good.
We're very happy.
413
00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:18,356
Well, great.
414
00:16:18,423 --> 00:16:19,924
It is great.
415
00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,995
Hey, Spence,
why aren't you mingling?
416
00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:25,964
What happened,
you run into miss Mancini?
417
00:16:26,031 --> 00:16:27,165
Was it awkward?
418
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,100
No, but do you know
what is awkward?
419
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,369
Your obsession
with my sex life.
420
00:16:31,436 --> 00:16:32,636
Ooh, you got me.
421
00:16:32,704 --> 00:16:34,772
Yeah, I should take
a good, hard look at myself.
422
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,874
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
423
00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:37,191
But first,
424
00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:39,093
guess who just walked in
the door?
425
00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:42,596
She taught you Spanish,
then you tossed her paella.
426
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,100
Job's going great.
427
00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:48,169
I mean, it couldn't be
going better, you know?
428
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:50,438
Basically, I get paid
to wear shorts.
429
00:16:50,505 --> 00:16:51,639
That sounds great.
430
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,207
It is great.
431
00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:57,611
♪[Music continues playing]
432
00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:58,746
Carrie.
433
00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:00,214
Hey, sweetie.
434
00:17:00,282 --> 00:17:01,816
Your hair's down.
What did you do?
435
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:04,785
Yeah, well,
I just realized, you know,
436
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,754
who cares
who's right about the bun?
437
00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:07,956
The point is,
438
00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:09,690
you didn't like it,
so it came down.
439
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:12,560
You know, this is your night,
and I want to look good
for my Dougie.
440
00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:13,661
Well, I love you.
441
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,563
Come on, let's trot you
around the ring.
442
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,765
All right, first off,
I want to introduce you
443
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:21,069
to this little pinhead
who invented
an insulin pump.
444
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:22,136
Hey, check it out.
445
00:17:22,204 --> 00:17:23,838
(Danny)
Now Mancini's talking to
446
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,306
miss berman,
that home ec teacher.
447
00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:27,442
I think she's trying to
make her way over to you.
448
00:17:27,509 --> 00:17:28,943
Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna go.
449
00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:31,011
Oh, oh, too late.
Here she comes.
Miss Mancini.
450
00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,780
Stop it.
Come here.
451
00:17:34,049 --> 00:17:35,983
Remember me?
452
00:17:36,051 --> 00:17:38,152
Level 2 Spanish, repeated it.
453
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,054
[Laughing]
Danny heffernan, right?
454
00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:42,756
Wow, that is some memory
you have there, yeah.
455
00:17:42,824 --> 00:17:44,858
Well, if you remember me,
I--I get the feeling
456
00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:47,728
you might remember
this young gentleman.
457
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:53,334
I want to say mark shine.
458
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:56,337
Spence olchin.
459
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:58,839
Right. Right.
460
00:17:58,907 --> 00:18:01,059
Well, it's wonderful
to see you guys.
461
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,510
Hasta luego.
462
00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:06,530
Oh, sorry, guy.
You had a good run.
463
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,101
[Clearing throat]
464
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,136
Oh, miss berman.
465
00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:14,705
You said you'd call me,
you bastard!
466
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:24,131
♪[True by
spandau ballet playing]
467
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:30,371
♪ I know this much is true
468
00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:32,573
I'm just gonna move you
a couple steps to the left.
469
00:18:32,641 --> 00:18:34,475
Stu Gibbs is checking out
your ass,
470
00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:36,410
and I want him to get
the whole picture.
471
00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:38,479
All right, honey,
can I be off the clock now?
472
00:18:38,547 --> 00:18:39,780
You know what?
You're right.
473
00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:41,616
I'm sorry,
you've been a champ.
474
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:44,418
Look, now that you've, uh,
come around to my side
about the bun,
475
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:47,655
maybe we could talk about
retiring that orange dress
you always wear.
476
00:18:47,723 --> 00:18:50,291
My orange dress?
You don't like
my orange dress?
477
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,093
Not unless
you're wearing it
as a hunting vest.
478
00:18:53,161 --> 00:18:55,929
You're a moron.
That's a versace knockoff.
479
00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:58,866
And f.Y.I.,
the only reason
I took the bun down
480
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,868
is because Deacon said
he didn't like it.
481
00:19:00,935 --> 00:19:03,871
But thanks for weighing in,
Mr. Blackwell.
482
00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:06,974
You asked Deacon
about this?
483
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,642
Yeah. I asked him
if he liked my bun.
484
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,744
He said,
"no, it looked bad."
So I just went...
485
00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:12,046
Whoop!
486
00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:13,847
[Laughing]
So l-l-let me
get this straight.
487
00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:16,517
I, your husband,
who you theoretically love,
488
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:18,052
beg you for 2 days
to go
489
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,420
whoop,
and nothin',
490
00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:20,821
but then
Deacon comes along and,
491
00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:22,790
"whoop,
there it is"?
492
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,608
That was
the sequence of events, yes.
493
00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:27,127
So where do I fall
on this list of people
you do listen to?
494
00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:29,429
Because apparently,
Deacon's first,
we know that.
495
00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:31,331
But then who?
I mean, guys in prison,
496
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:33,567
you know,
our insurance agent, uh...
497
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:34,902
Hey, you know what?
498
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,703
I'm not gonna listen to you
or anyone else.
499
00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:39,473
I think the bun looks great,
so the hair is going back up.
500
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,941
(Jimmy)
Hey, excuse me, folks.
501
00:19:41,009 --> 00:19:42,977
If I could just get
everybody's attention
for a sec.
502
00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:44,611
Uh, as you all know,
503
00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:45,913
St. Gregory's has lost
504
00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:48,265
a beloved member
of its family recently,
505
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,851
Mrs. palsgraf,
our school librarian.
506
00:19:50,919 --> 00:19:53,621
(Jimmy)
She's passed away
after 22 years on the job.
507
00:19:53,688 --> 00:19:56,874
So, why don't we all
just take a brief moment
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and remember Mrs. p.
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What's up, palsgraf?
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♪[Take my breath away
by Berlin playing]
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♪ Take my breath away
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♪ take my breath away
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