Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,486 --> 00:00:06,471
♪ My baby's goin' to Chicago
2
00:00:06,538 --> 00:00:08,305
♪[scatting]
3
00:00:08,373 --> 00:00:11,041
♪ Goin' on a business trip
with her law firm ♪
4
00:00:11,109 --> 00:00:12,977
[Continues scatting]
5
00:00:13,044 --> 00:00:14,211
♪ She's packin'
a blue jacket ♪
6
00:00:14,279 --> 00:00:17,782
♪ checkin' for some
matchin' pants ♪
7
00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:20,317
♪ now she's puttin'
the jacket back
and I have no idea why ♪
8
00:00:20,385 --> 00:00:21,652
Annoying.
9
00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,820
Come on, I'm helping.
10
00:00:22,888 --> 00:00:24,288
I'm turning
the pain of packing
11
00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:27,124
into the Carrie heffernan
travelin' blues.
12
00:00:27,192 --> 00:00:29,894
What do you do
with these lawyers for
a whole week, anyway?
13
00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:32,196
Oh, we have a bunch of
meetings, depositions.
14
00:00:32,263 --> 00:00:33,897
And love affairs?
15
00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:37,085
Hmm. Actually,
now that you mention it,
16
00:00:37,152 --> 00:00:39,270
toss me back
those black Lacy panties.
17
00:00:39,338 --> 00:00:41,372
I can't believe you're
goin' away on the one week
18
00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,773
my parents
are comin' to visit.
19
00:00:42,841 --> 00:00:44,308
They're gonna be so bummed.
20
00:00:44,376 --> 00:00:45,826
Honey, I'm sorry.
It's not my fault.
21
00:00:45,894 --> 00:00:47,161
It's a last minute thing.
22
00:00:47,228 --> 00:00:49,546
Now I gotta take care of them
all by myself.
23
00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,349
I mean, I--I can't do that.
24
00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:53,334
What do you feed parents?
25
00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:56,087
It's not that hard.
You go to the grocery store,
26
00:00:56,154 --> 00:00:57,638
you get something
like chicken,
27
00:00:57,706 --> 00:01:00,325
you expose it to heat,
and then you serve it.
28
00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:02,527
Huh?
29
00:01:02,594 --> 00:01:04,011
You'll be fine.
30
00:01:04,079 --> 00:01:05,379
Whoa. What's this?
31
00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,347
That's a love note.
Don't read that now.
32
00:01:07,416 --> 00:01:09,967
You'll embarrass me.
33
00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:13,070
"Try to bring me home
a Chicago-style pizza."
34
00:01:15,657 --> 00:01:18,493
See, now I'm embarrassed.
35
00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,195
♪ My eyesare gettin' weary ♪
36
00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,948
♪ my back is gettin' tight
37
00:01:24,015 --> 00:01:25,766
♪ I'm sittin' herein traffic ♪
38
00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:29,053
♪ on the queensborough bridgetonight ♪
39
00:01:29,104 --> 00:01:32,372
♪ but I don't care,'cause all I want to do ♪
40
00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:37,828
♪ is cash my checkand drive right home to you ♪
41
00:01:40,031 --> 00:01:41,715
♪ 'cause, baby, all my life
42
00:01:41,783 --> 00:01:44,485
♪ I will be drivin'home to you ♪
43
00:01:51,759 --> 00:01:53,493
Hey, guy,
how's my truck lookin'?
44
00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,594
Almost loaded.
45
00:01:54,662 --> 00:01:56,362
Hey! Hey!
What do I do with this?
46
00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:59,532
It's coded for our depot,
but the address is sector 7.
47
00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,034
J-Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
48
00:02:02,102 --> 00:02:04,103
What's my job here?
You're a driver.
49
00:02:04,171 --> 00:02:05,772
Yeah. And what does he do?
50
00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,007
Well, he's wearin'
the big black belt.
51
00:02:08,075 --> 00:02:10,877
So I guess that makes him
a loader.
52
00:02:10,945 --> 00:02:13,746
Now Danny, if your job was
to mow the white house lawn,
53
00:02:13,814 --> 00:02:16,332
would you ask the president
what to do with the clippings?
54
00:02:16,434 --> 00:02:17,634
[Both laughing]
55
00:02:17,701 --> 00:02:19,135
No.
56
00:02:19,203 --> 00:02:20,587
The unwritten rules,
my friend,
57
00:02:20,654 --> 00:02:23,222
the unwritten rules.
All right.
58
00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,357
What's up?
59
00:02:24,424 --> 00:02:26,359
What's up, bridesmaid?
60
00:02:26,426 --> 00:02:28,495
So your, uh, folks
roll into town yet?
61
00:02:28,562 --> 00:02:30,763
Nah, they're comin' in today.
Oh, but it turns out
62
00:02:30,831 --> 00:02:32,482
Carrie's gotta go
on this business trip,
63
00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,951
so I gotta be their
Mr. belvedere all week.
64
00:02:35,018 --> 00:02:36,736
You can't just suck it up
for a week?
65
00:02:36,804 --> 00:02:38,972
I mean, they took care of you
for 18 years, right?
66
00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:40,373
Actually, 27.
67
00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:45,428
Ok, don't all jump up at once.
I'm only the boss.
68
00:02:45,496 --> 00:02:46,997
What do you got there,
Mr. O'Boyle?
69
00:02:47,064 --> 00:02:48,464
Safety manuals for the test.
70
00:02:48,532 --> 00:02:49,866
W-what test?
71
00:02:49,934 --> 00:02:51,367
All right, guys.
As all of you,
72
00:02:51,435 --> 00:02:53,170
except for heffernan,
probably knows,
73
00:02:53,237 --> 00:02:55,405
the company's goin' with
another insurance carrier.
74
00:02:55,472 --> 00:02:56,940
So you're gonna
need these manuals
75
00:02:57,008 --> 00:02:59,810
for the test on basic safety
practices on Wednesday.
76
00:02:59,877 --> 00:03:01,011
[All grumbling]
77
00:03:01,078 --> 00:03:02,378
Well, grumble all you want,
78
00:03:02,446 --> 00:03:04,547
but you fail, you're off
the road for 3 months.
79
00:03:04,615 --> 00:03:06,917
Speakin' of which, why aren't
you on the road right now?
80
00:03:06,984 --> 00:03:08,584
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
81
00:03:08,652 --> 00:03:10,253
I can't believe this crap.
82
00:03:10,321 --> 00:03:12,254
I've been drivin' my truck
for 8 years.
83
00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:14,256
Now they wanna see
if I know how to use it?
84
00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:17,610
I specifically took this job
so I wouldn't have to read.
85
00:03:20,314 --> 00:03:22,649
Does anybody wanna form
a study group?
86
00:03:29,406 --> 00:03:31,374
Anybody wanna wear a dress?
87
00:03:38,716 --> 00:03:40,717
Wow, these legs
are really scuffed.
88
00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,219
Do you happen to know where
my son keeps his varnish?
89
00:03:43,287 --> 00:03:45,555
That would be
in the unventilated basement
90
00:03:45,623 --> 00:03:47,924
where they make me sleep.
91
00:03:47,991 --> 00:03:50,527
Ok, here's the problem.
No support screws.
92
00:03:50,594 --> 00:03:52,729
No wonder the darn thing's
wobbly.
93
00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,465
Spooner, could you
pass me a screwdriver?
94
00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:58,835
I wasn't aware I was your
apprentice, but very well.
95
00:04:00,638 --> 00:04:02,639
Actually,
I need a Phillips head.
96
00:04:03,574 --> 00:04:05,008
You know what's funny?
97
00:04:05,076 --> 00:04:07,560
For 25 years,
I owned a hardware store.
98
00:04:07,628 --> 00:04:08,795
I could never figure out
99
00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:11,230
why the heck we needed
2 types of screwdrivers.
100
00:04:11,298 --> 00:04:13,850
You ran a successful business.
I get it.
101
00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:15,802
I mean, everybody
would get along just fine
102
00:04:15,869 --> 00:04:17,337
with one screwdriver,
103
00:04:17,405 --> 00:04:19,772
and then this guy, Phillips,
comes along,
104
00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,575
convinces the world that
we need a 2nd screwdriver.
105
00:04:22,643 --> 00:04:24,411
Maybe I should go out there
106
00:04:24,478 --> 00:04:26,446
and invent a "Joe's" head
screwdriver,
107
00:04:26,513 --> 00:04:28,248
make a million bucks
for myself.
108
00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:29,715
[Chuckling]
109
00:04:30,735 --> 00:04:32,068
[Scoffing]
110
00:04:33,938 --> 00:04:37,306
Oh, is it 6:00 already?
Forgive me. I have to run.
111
00:04:37,374 --> 00:04:38,675
Where you goin'?
112
00:04:38,743 --> 00:04:40,677
Uh, a meeting
at the senior center.
113
00:04:40,745 --> 00:04:42,979
We're unhappy
with the pudding vendor.
114
00:04:43,047 --> 00:04:46,149
We're thinkin'
of makin' a change.
115
00:04:46,217 --> 00:04:47,800
[Door closing]
116
00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:49,235
Hey! Hey! I'm home!
117
00:04:49,303 --> 00:04:52,438
Oh, Dougie!
Great to see you!
118
00:04:52,506 --> 00:04:55,308
Oh, sorry I'm late.
I had to stop
at a couple of stores.
119
00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:56,876
When is Carrie gettin' home?
120
00:04:56,943 --> 00:04:58,595
Oh, y-y-you're
not gonna believe this.
121
00:04:58,662 --> 00:05:00,697
She's in Chicago for
the week with her law firm.
122
00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,565
She's totally gonna
miss your visit.
123
00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:04,250
Aw, fiddlesticks.
124
00:05:04,318 --> 00:05:06,353
It's ok. It's ok.
I got some stuff.
125
00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:08,321
You're gonna be
all taken care of here.
126
00:05:08,389 --> 00:05:10,423
I got some vegetables,
uh, soap,
127
00:05:10,491 --> 00:05:12,359
a chicken, and some sheets.
128
00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,446
Carrie said we had,
uh, extra sheets,
but I couldn't find 'em.
129
00:05:16,514 --> 00:05:18,481
Honey, they're in
the hall closet.
130
00:05:18,549 --> 00:05:20,116
I already made the bed.
131
00:05:20,184 --> 00:05:21,501
Oh. All right.
132
00:05:21,569 --> 00:05:24,937
Well, ok.
But I am making dinner, ok?
133
00:05:25,005 --> 00:05:28,608
So let me just pop this thing
in the microwave
134
00:05:29,943 --> 00:05:32,679
and we will be good to go.
Ok.
135
00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,648
I don't see a chicken button.
136
00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:37,867
Dougie, come on.
Let me make the dinner.
137
00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:40,403
No, ma, you're a guest
in my house, ok?
138
00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:42,038
Let me host you.
139
00:05:42,106 --> 00:05:44,157
And you are very sweet,
but I am the mother here,
140
00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:45,925
and I'm pullin' rank on you.
141
00:05:45,993 --> 00:05:49,045
Let me do what I do,
and you do what you do, ok?
142
00:05:50,381 --> 00:05:53,083
Oh, yeah! Touchdown!
143
00:05:53,150 --> 00:05:55,118
Oh, I stopped your ass!
144
00:05:56,153 --> 00:05:58,154
Dougie.
Sorry, ma.
145
00:05:58,221 --> 00:06:00,289
Is this all the laundry
what was up in the hamper?
146
00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:01,657
Ma, dinner was great.
147
00:06:01,725 --> 00:06:03,659
You don't have to do
my laundry. This is crazy.
148
00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:06,195
Come on! This is my joy.
149
00:06:06,263 --> 00:06:07,313
Really?
150
00:06:07,381 --> 00:06:09,616
You think your joy would
mind washing my uniform?
151
00:06:09,683 --> 00:06:11,751
It's on the floor
in my bedroom.
152
00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:13,786
My son, the slob.
153
00:06:13,854 --> 00:06:15,521
[Phone ringing]
154
00:06:16,257 --> 00:06:17,624
[Clears throat]
155
00:06:17,691 --> 00:06:20,593
Hello? Hey, Spence, what's up?
156
00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:23,263
You know what? No, I can't.
My--my parents are here.
157
00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:24,797
Nah, it's goin' great.
158
00:06:24,865 --> 00:06:26,766
It's just like being back
in high school again,
159
00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,167
except with less acne.
160
00:06:28,235 --> 00:06:31,153
And now I've actually seen
a naked girl.
161
00:06:31,221 --> 00:06:32,806
You know what? I'll--I'll ask.
162
00:06:32,873 --> 00:06:34,974
Ma!
163
00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:37,410
Can Spence come over
for dinner tomorrow?
164
00:06:37,478 --> 00:06:38,912
Sure.
165
00:06:38,979 --> 00:06:41,380
Hey, you should invite
the whole gang
like you used to.
166
00:06:41,449 --> 00:06:43,550
Oh, Joe, isn't this fun?
167
00:06:43,617 --> 00:06:45,902
Don't invite Spencer.
He's weird.
168
00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:50,807
Let it go, Joe.
He was in junior high.
169
00:06:50,874 --> 00:06:53,142
He was just curious
about his body.
170
00:06:54,928 --> 00:06:57,714
Why did he have to be curious
in my bathroom,
171
00:06:57,781 --> 00:06:59,415
with the door unlocked?
172
00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:01,617
Ma, as long as you're
doin' dinner and laundry,
173
00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:03,753
what are the odds I could
score some lemon squares?
174
00:07:03,821 --> 00:07:05,254
Already in the oven.
175
00:07:05,322 --> 00:07:07,390
[Growling]
I love you!
176
00:07:07,457 --> 00:07:08,858
I love you, too, baby.
177
00:07:08,925 --> 00:07:10,043
[Laughing]
178
00:07:14,715 --> 00:07:17,583
[Doorbell chiming]
179
00:07:17,651 --> 00:07:18,685
Hello?
180
00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:21,754
Anybody here?
181
00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,145
Young man, do you work here?
182
00:07:29,212 --> 00:07:30,212
[Man coughing]
183
00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,382
(Man)
Yeah. Yeah. I'm comin'.
184
00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,521
Hey, what's up?
185
00:07:40,257 --> 00:07:42,057
Catchin' a smoke back there,
huh?
186
00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:44,543
Um, yeah.
187
00:07:44,611 --> 00:07:46,495
I notice
you roll your own cigarettes.
188
00:07:46,563 --> 00:07:48,398
Must save you a bundle.
189
00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,450
Yeah.
190
00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:52,918
A. Spooner.
191
00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:55,054
Owen.
192
00:07:55,122 --> 00:07:56,789
Let me ask you this, Owen.
193
00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:59,692
How many types of screwdrivers
do you carry here?
194
00:08:00,343 --> 00:08:02,294
Uh, 2.
195
00:08:03,314 --> 00:08:04,897
The regular kind,
196
00:08:04,965 --> 00:08:07,951
and, uh, the other kind.
197
00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:11,203
I see. Now what if I told you
there was a new product
198
00:08:11,271 --> 00:08:13,673
poised to set
the screwdriver world
on its ears?
199
00:08:13,741 --> 00:08:15,575
It's called
the "Arthur's" head.
200
00:08:15,643 --> 00:08:17,476
Would you have room
on your shelves
201
00:08:17,544 --> 00:08:19,445
for something like that?
202
00:08:21,982 --> 00:08:23,266
I guess so.
203
00:08:24,401 --> 00:08:26,669
That's the answer
I was lookin' for.
204
00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,674
So long story short,
we gotta go in
205
00:08:31,742 --> 00:08:33,893
a half hour early tomorrow
to take a test
206
00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,297
just so the company can save,
like, 7 million bucks.
207
00:08:37,364 --> 00:08:40,066
You think we're gonna see
any of that in our paychecks?
208
00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,285
Don't think so.
209
00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:45,421
That is some nice hand lotion
you have in the bathroom.
210
00:08:47,258 --> 00:08:48,524
Oh, geez.
211
00:08:52,663 --> 00:08:54,130
Mrs. heffernan,
dinner was amazing.
212
00:08:54,198 --> 00:08:56,532
Oh, please. It's my pleasure.
I'll second that, Janet.
213
00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,651
You guys wanna hit coopers,
play some pool?
214
00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:00,003
(Danny)
Oh, yeah, I'm in.
215
00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,370
Let's hurry up
and grab a table.
216
00:09:01,438 --> 00:09:02,972
Let's get goin'.
217
00:09:04,809 --> 00:09:06,242
Dougie?
Yeah?
218
00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,610
Shouldn't you be studyin'?
219
00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:08,811
For what?
220
00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:09,946
For your test. It's tomorrow.
221
00:09:10,013 --> 00:09:11,213
I'll study later.
222
00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:13,699
You know, y-you're not
a great test taker.
223
00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:16,568
It's a test about driving.
I'm a driver.
224
00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:19,388
Douglas, I feel very strongly
that you should not
225
00:09:19,456 --> 00:09:21,391
go play pool with your friends
right now.
226
00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:22,875
Tough. I'm goin'.
227
00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:24,677
Joe, would you say something?
228
00:09:24,745 --> 00:09:26,529
What do you want from me?
229
00:09:26,597 --> 00:09:28,948
I want you to put down
your g.D. Newspaper
230
00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:30,533
and tell your son to study.
231
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,935
Your mother
wants you to study.
232
00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:34,870
Would you guys
get off my case?
233
00:09:34,938 --> 00:09:36,839
I'm 34-and-a-half. God!
234
00:09:40,677 --> 00:09:42,495
All right. You got 30 minutes.
235
00:09:42,563 --> 00:09:44,564
After that, pencils down.
236
00:09:46,032 --> 00:09:47,767
(O'Boyle)
No talking. No belching.
237
00:09:47,835 --> 00:09:49,802
This is serious business,
people.
238
00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:51,604
All right. Begin.
239
00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:04,400
[Ticking]
240
00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:11,634
Heffernan!
241
00:11:11,702 --> 00:11:13,903
Yeah. Ok.
Almost done.
242
00:11:19,176 --> 00:11:20,576
Oh, hi, Dougie.
How was work?
243
00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:22,711
Uh, it was good.
I'm gonna go upstairs
and shower.
244
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,446
Wait. How did your test go?
245
00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:26,548
Uh, well, uh...
246
00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:28,284
They, uh, cancelled it.
247
00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:30,820
Really? Why?
248
00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:32,555
I don't know why.
They didn't tell us.
249
00:11:32,623 --> 00:11:34,023
I mean,
why are our trucks green?
250
00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:37,042
They didn't
tell us that, either.
Ok, I gotta go.
251
00:11:46,218 --> 00:11:48,620
Oh, good morning, Joseph.
252
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:51,590
I see your chair's
holding up well.
253
00:11:51,657 --> 00:11:54,158
Kudos on your craftsmanship.
254
00:11:54,226 --> 00:11:55,427
Thanks.
255
00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:56,928
Anyway,
remember the other day
256
00:11:56,996 --> 00:11:59,214
we were kicking around
an idea
257
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:01,616
about
an alternate screwdriver?
258
00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:03,835
What?
259
00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:06,688
I think you may have called it
the "Joe's" head.
260
00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:09,191
[Chuckles]
That? I was joking.
261
00:12:09,258 --> 00:12:11,993
Well, then,
if someone were to develop
262
00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:13,411
a "Joe's" head
263
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,831
or let's say
an "ar-nold's" head
screwdriver,
264
00:12:16,899 --> 00:12:19,234
but, uh, you'd have
no problem with that, huh?
265
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,185
Not really. No.
266
00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:24,372
Would you sign this document
to that effect?
267
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,473
What's this?
268
00:12:25,541 --> 00:12:26,941
It's a standard
release form.
269
00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:28,409
I'm not signin' this.
270
00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:30,545
Oh, really?
So I go out and do
all the heavy lifting
271
00:12:30,612 --> 00:12:31,713
to get this thing to work,
272
00:12:31,781 --> 00:12:32,947
then you come in
at the end
273
00:12:33,015 --> 00:12:35,500
and claim all the profits.
Is that it?
274
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,936
You're out of your mind.
275
00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:41,556
I've never been
more in my mind.
276
00:12:41,624 --> 00:12:43,908
You want me to sign this?
All right.
277
00:12:43,976 --> 00:12:45,744
Buy me out. 10 bucks.
278
00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:46,928
5.
10.
279
00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:48,230
Deal.
280
00:12:54,353 --> 00:12:56,688
So you got
all those, uh, packages
sorted by priority code?
281
00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:57,823
Yeah.
282
00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,825
All right.
283
00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:01,626
I'll make a belt guy
out of you yet.
284
00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:03,295
Hey, I'm not a belt guy, ok?
285
00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:05,730
I'm a driver
who's wearin' a belt
for 3 months.
286
00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:07,598
[Chuckling]
Ok, ok.
287
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,134
Hey, belty!
288
00:13:10,937 --> 00:13:13,038
Hey,
so how's my truck lookin'?
289
00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:14,572
I--I need, like,
10 more minutes.
290
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,075
Let me know when it's done.
I'm gonna grab some coffee.
291
00:13:17,143 --> 00:13:19,211
All right.
Go have your precious coffee.
292
00:13:19,278 --> 00:13:20,846
Yo, what's up with you, man?
293
00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:23,048
I--I didn't make you
fail the test.
294
00:13:23,115 --> 00:13:25,450
No, but you know what?
You're the one who said
this whole thing was b.S.
295
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,118
And that we should
go play pool.
296
00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:28,920
Now all of a sudden,
you're drivin',
and I'm loadin'.
297
00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:30,972
I guess I'm just wonderin'
how that all happened?
298
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,141
I guess it happened
because I'm not a moron.
299
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,410
So I took 5 minutes
to look at the manual.
300
00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:37,462
"Oh, Mr. O'Boyle,
I love you,
301
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,464
especially that part."
302
00:13:39,532 --> 00:13:41,098
Yeah. Yeah.
303
00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:46,404
I'm gonna assume
that's just
the belt talkin', man.
304
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:49,140
Look at that, heffernan.
305
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,209
You finally got a bra
for your belly.
306
00:13:51,276 --> 00:13:53,878
Give him a break, huh?
It's not easy for him
307
00:13:53,946 --> 00:13:55,447
when I'm drivin' his truck!
308
00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:56,581
[Jingling]
309
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,449
You guys are pretty funny,
you know that?
310
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,318
You talk pretty tough,
but you know what?
311
00:14:00,385 --> 00:14:04,022
I don't hear
anybody talkin' crap
up here on the loadin' dock.
312
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:15,800
I don't see you up here,
applebow.
313
00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:19,621
[Knocking on door]
314
00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:23,241
(Janet)
Doug? Shouldn't you be
gettin' to work?
315
00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:25,760
Honey, why aren't you up yet?
316
00:14:25,828 --> 00:14:28,163
[Groaning]
I don't feel good.
317
00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:29,331
What's wrong?
318
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:30,632
[Coughs]
319
00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:34,035
I got a cough here,
and I--I--I got chills,
320
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,654
and I threw up
in my throat a little.
321
00:14:37,756 --> 00:14:39,791
You know,
you feel a little warm.
322
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:42,477
Maybe you should
stay home from work.
323
00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:44,129
Ok.
324
00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:46,414
Good. I'll make you
some tea with honey.
325
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,700
It'll help
settle your stomach.
326
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:53,171
Say "ah."
327
00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:55,707
Ah.
There you go.
328
00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:07,735
[Phone ringing]
329
00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,438
Hello?
330
00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:12,607
Oh, hi, Mr. O'Boyle.
331
00:15:12,675 --> 00:15:15,393
Uh, this is Doug's mother.
Uh-huh.
332
00:15:15,461 --> 00:15:18,079
Ok. Um, he should call you
333
00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:21,550
and tell you
where last month's t-11's are.
334
00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:24,136
Got it. Oh, he's fine.
335
00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:27,422
He should be back
behind the wheel
in a day or 2.
336
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,073
What?
337
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:34,429
No, I was not aware of that.
338
00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:36,581
(Male announcer)Don't go away.We'll be right back
339
00:15:36,648 --> 00:15:39,951
with more ofour flintstones marathonafter this.
340
00:15:41,253 --> 00:15:43,804
Yabba-dabba-delightful.
341
00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,359
[Knocking on door]
342
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:48,976
(Janet)
Doug!
343
00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:51,395
[Groaning]
Uh, come in.
344
00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:54,032
Hello, dear.
How was your toast?
345
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,502
I got-- I got it down.
346
00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:01,405
I just had a very
interesting conversation
with Mr. O'Boyle.
347
00:16:02,058 --> 00:16:03,775
Oh, God.
348
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:07,212
I want you to know
I am very disappointed in you
349
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:10,681
not that you failed the test,
but that you lied to me.
350
00:16:10,749 --> 00:16:13,050
I'm--I'm sorry I lied,
but it's--it's your fault.
351
00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:14,535
How is it my fault?
352
00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:16,404
You got in my head,
tellin' me all that stuff
353
00:16:16,472 --> 00:16:17,772
about how
I'm a bad test taker.
354
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,942
Did I tell you to go play pool
with your buddies?
355
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,393
No.
356
00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:23,961
What's goin' on in here?
357
00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:27,014
Joe, can I talk to you?
In private?
358
00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:29,250
(Joe)
Why don't you leave him alone?
He's sick.
359
00:16:29,252 --> 00:16:30,251
(Janet)
He's not sick.
360
00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:31,553
What do you mean?
361
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,521
He failed that test.
He was fakin' it.
362
00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:34,706
(Joe)
Oh, for cryin' out loud!
363
00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,607
How does a driver fail
a driving test?
364
00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:38,026
(Janet)
Shh. Don't yell at him.
365
00:16:38,093 --> 00:16:40,094
We're only gonna
push him further away.
366
00:16:40,162 --> 00:16:41,629
What is wrong
with that kid?
367
00:16:41,714 --> 00:16:42,663
We had him tested.
368
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,499
He's got
a short attention span.
369
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:47,151
Nah, that's just a fancy way
of sayin' that he's stupid.
370
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:48,853
Hearing you!
371
00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:57,661
[Bell rings]
372
00:16:57,729 --> 00:17:00,164
Ah, just the man
I wanted to see.
373
00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:03,301
Hey, what's up?
374
00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:04,668
I have something to show you,
375
00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:07,105
vis-a-vis our conversation
the other day.
376
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,339
What?
377
00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:12,343
Meet the future.
378
00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:15,229
The prototype of
the Arthur's head
screwdriver.
379
00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:17,665
Oh. Oh, yeah.
380
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:20,368
I fashioned it
from an old typewriter key.
381
00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:24,723
You see, the letter "a"
on the screwdriver
382
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:28,159
will fit into
the corresponding "a" hole
383
00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:30,561
in the "Arthur's" head screw.
384
00:17:32,148 --> 00:17:33,648
Cool.
385
00:17:33,716 --> 00:17:36,317
So, uh,
how many units would be
an appropriate first order
386
00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:37,786
for an item of
this magnitude?
387
00:17:37,853 --> 00:17:39,020
I don't know.
388
00:17:39,088 --> 00:17:40,037
Ballpark.
389
00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,189
10,000?
Really?
390
00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:43,691
My heart's
beatin' like a rabbit.
391
00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:47,128
We'll be in touch.
392
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,967
Yahoo!
393
00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:58,306
One other thing.
394
00:17:58,374 --> 00:18:00,308
You guys gotta get
your paperwork straight.
395
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:01,976
If you wanna get paid
your overtime,
396
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:03,344
you gotta fill out
all 3 forms:
397
00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:05,246
The pink,
the blue, and the green.
398
00:18:05,314 --> 00:18:07,365
The pink goes in my box,
the blue goes upstairs,
399
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,899
the green is for your files
400
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,535
for those of you
with filing cabinets,
401
00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:13,454
which I'm guessing
is not too many.
402
00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:14,788
Hello.
403
00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:16,991
Can I help you?
404
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:19,060
I'm just here
to see Douglas.
405
00:18:19,128 --> 00:18:21,029
I'm his mother.
406
00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:22,563
[All chuckling]
407
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:24,965
Well, I'm done here.
Back to work.
408
00:18:28,204 --> 00:18:29,704
Ma, what are you doing here?
409
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:31,038
You forgot your lunch.
410
00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:32,340
I gotta run, ok?
411
00:18:32,408 --> 00:18:33,675
Ok, fine.
See you for dinner.
412
00:18:33,742 --> 00:18:34,842
No!
413
00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:37,245
Fine. Goodbye.
414
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:51,592
Mom, no!
415
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:54,895
The thing is, I don't think
Doug's performance on a test
416
00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:57,582
is really indicative
of what he's capable of.
417
00:18:57,766 --> 00:18:59,067
I hope not.
418
00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:01,920
He got the lowest score
in the borough.
419
00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:04,356
Is there any way
420
00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:06,658
that Doug could take
that test again?
421
00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:10,111
I don't know.
He's really supposed
to wait 3 months.
422
00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,497
Mr. O'Boyle,
do you have children?
423
00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:15,032
A couple of boys, 17 and 2.
424
00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:18,653
Well, then,
you must understand
425
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:21,105
as a parent
what this is like.
426
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,725
Sometimes
children lose their way,
427
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,227
and they need a helpin' hand,
you know?
428
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,595
And I'm sure
that you would want
429
00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:30,347
someone to do it
for your boys.
430
00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:32,734
Yeah, well, maybe I can
work somethin' out,
431
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:35,136
but if he fails
the test again,
432
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,937
I'm screwed to the wall.
433
00:19:37,005 --> 00:19:39,023
Believe me,
Doug will not take the test
434
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,842
so lightly this time,
will you, Doug?
435
00:19:42,193 --> 00:19:43,528
I won't.
436
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,264
You won't what?
437
00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:49,216
I won't take the test
so lightly this time.
438
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:55,039
What is
the minimum tread depth
for tires?
439
00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:58,626
[Sighs]
4/32 of an inch
for the front tires,
440
00:19:58,694 --> 00:20:00,829
2/32 of an inch
for the rear.
441
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:03,714
Very good!
You're gettin' there, kiddo!
442
00:20:03,782 --> 00:20:05,283
[Knocking on door]
443
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,119
Hey, we're gonna go
shoot some hoops.
444
00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:09,304
Doug.
445
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:13,174
I gotta study.
446
00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:14,942
All right.
L-later, man.
447
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,177
Yeah.
Oh, hey, uh,
448
00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:17,845
could I use
your bathroom real quick?
449
00:20:17,913 --> 00:20:18,979
Oh, here we go again.
450
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:21,182
You know, ok, that's it.
You know what?
451
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:23,884
I--I didn't know
you were home that day,
all right?
452
00:20:23,952 --> 00:20:26,971
Victoria principal was on
the cover of TV guide.
453
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:29,106
Don't define me
by one moment of weakness.
454
00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:30,591
Let me live!
455
00:20:32,427 --> 00:20:35,513
I'm sorry. You're right, son.
I apologize.
456
00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,115
Thank you.
457
00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:40,685
Um, well, is it cool
if I use the bathroom?
458
00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:42,770
I'd rather you didn't.
459
00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:49,510
(Danny)
Loser buys the wings.
460
00:20:49,578 --> 00:20:50,929
(Deacon)
Gonna be you, sucker.
461
00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:52,080
(Spence)
Shotgun!
462
00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,614
[Car engine starting]
463
00:20:53,682 --> 00:20:55,583
Come on. We got more to do.
464
00:20:55,651 --> 00:20:57,018
Ok, where were we?
465
00:20:57,085 --> 00:20:59,137
Ah, chapter 4.
"Load management."
466
00:20:59,204 --> 00:21:00,838
[Phone ringing]
467
00:21:00,906 --> 00:21:02,740
Hello?
468
00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:05,810
I'm sorry.
Doug can't talk on the phone.
469
00:21:05,877 --> 00:21:07,361
Because he can't socialize
470
00:21:07,429 --> 00:21:09,313
until he's finished
studying for his test.
471
00:21:09,381 --> 00:21:11,199
You'll have to call back.
472
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,218
All right, where were we?
Chapter 4.
473
00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:15,987
[Phone ringing]
474
00:21:16,054 --> 00:21:17,688
Hello?
475
00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:20,024
Can I speak to my husband,
please?
476
00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:26,264
All right. It's Carrie.
Make it quick.
477
00:21:26,331 --> 00:21:27,698
Hey.
478
00:21:27,766 --> 00:21:30,184
You can't socialize?
479
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:32,653
She's just mad at me
'cause I failed
my I.P.S. Test,
480
00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:33,855
and she had to go in there
481
00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:35,690
and get O'Boyle
to give me another shot,
482
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:37,125
and now she won't let me
483
00:21:37,192 --> 00:21:39,910
play basketball with the guys'cause I gotta study.
484
00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:41,229
It sucks.
485
00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:45,650
What the hell
is going on over there?
486
00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:48,486
Please come home.
487
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,280
That's 3.
34592
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof