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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,652 [SIRENS] 4 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:52,487 [DOGS BARKING] 5 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:46,106 [FLOOR CREAKS] 6 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,414 [FLOOR CREAKS] 7 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,460 AAH! 8 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,730 NO! 9 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:04,385 NO! 10 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:06,909 [SCREAMING] 11 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,827 [SIREN] 12 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,842 Dispatcher: METRO NEEDS 2 UNITS ON FLAMINGO. 13 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,192 Officer: COPY THAT. 14 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:33,631 AGENTS INSIDE THE TAPE, STAND BY FOR A SEARCH OUT. 15 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,836 [FAINT IRISH ACCENT] WELL, A PERFECT CRIME SCENE, OR SO IT SEEMED, 16 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:10,668 UNTIL VEGAS METRO AND THEIR ESTEEMED DETECTIVES CONTAMINATED THE STRUCTURE 17 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:14,803 WITH THEIR MISGUIDED DILIGENCE. 18 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:19,460 THE QUICK BROWN FOX WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 19 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,853 NOW, WHEN THE F.B.I. FINALLY MADE AN APPEARANCE, 20 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,855 THE FOX WAS LONG GONE, 21 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:26,118 WITHOUT A TRACE OF ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE. 22 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,860 DRINKS BEFORE THE PARTY, MAN? 23 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,862 SURE. 24 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:34,823 2 DOWN, WITH 11 MORE TO GO. 25 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,781 THE QUICK BROWN FOX WENT ON TO TERRORIZE 26 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,784 THE SOUTHWEST FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS. 27 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:42,483 WHEN ASKED WHY HE DID IT... 28 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,616 THE FOX REPLIED... 29 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:49,316 [BELL RINGING] 30 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,361 I TAKE YOUR POINT, NICK, BUT CLEARLY 31 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,755 IT'S THE CONSISTENCY HAS TO BE ADMIRED MORE. 32 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,018 IT'S NOT ABOUT BODY COUNT, MAN, IT'S ABOUT HOW LONG 33 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,803 YOU CAN CONTINUE WITHOUT LOSING YOUR EDGE. 34 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,457 OR YOUR MIND. PRECISELY. 35 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:04,766 IN SHORT, THERE'S VASTLY MORE SKILL INVOLVED IN SERIAL KILLING. 36 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,768 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE DOIN' IT AGAIN. 37 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,726 YOU'RE PIGEONHOLING ALL MASS MURDERERS 38 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:13,818 INTO THIS HOMOGENOUS GROUP OF SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THRILL KILLERS. 39 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:17,169 I'M SAYING THAT IF, AND ONLY IF, 40 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,389 ONE WANTED TO PULL OFF A MASS MURDER, 41 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,912 THE CHANCES OF GETTIN' AWAY WITH IT 42 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:24,133 WOULD BE FAR LESS THAN THAT OF YOUR AVERAGE SERIAL KILLER. 43 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:25,569 WELL, THUS, YOU KNOW, 44 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:28,964 IT'S BY FAR A MUCH MORE DIFFICULT AND IMPRESSIVE FEAT 45 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,574 TO KILL A GROUP OF PEOPLE 46 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,489 WITHOUT "A," GETTING KILLED YOURSELF, 47 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:37,102 OR "B," GETTING CAUGHT, TRIED, AND MOST CERTAINLY FRIED. 48 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:40,149 AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE CROWN JEWEL OF MACABRE ACCOMPLISHMENT. 49 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,933 BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING THE GOLDEN RULE. 50 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,718 MURDER IS QUALITATIVE, NOT QUANTITATIVE. 51 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:48,679 I MEAN, IT'S THE STYLE THAT'S REMEMBERED, MAN, NOT THE BODY COUNT. 52 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,335 SO, THIS GUY WAS ON THE LOOSE FOR 8 YEARS, HUH? 53 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,425 8 YEARS. THEY CAUGHT HIM AT A FUCKING TRAFFIC STOP. 54 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:56,905 THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THESE GUYS. 55 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,689 THEY DON'T HAVE ANY PLANNING. 56 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,300 I MEAN, TO--TO-- 57 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,519 TO DO THIS THING, YOU NEED TO HAVE A PLAN. 58 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:03,738 YOU NEED TO BE--TO BE-- 59 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:04,782 HEY! WHOA! 60 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:05,827 WHOA, WOMAN. 61 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,481 Woman: FANCY MEETING YOU HERE. 62 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:08,308 WHAT'S UP, BABY? 63 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,005 Second woman: HEY, NICKY. 64 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:13,356 YO, MAN, SO WHAT TIME'S THIS GIG KICKIN' OFF TONIGHT? 65 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,010 8:00, 8:30. 66 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,404 HOW YOU DOIN', NICKY? 67 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:18,840 I'M DOIN' JUST FINE. 68 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,407 COME ON, DARLIN'. 69 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,671 EXCUSE ME, GUYS.HEY, MANNERS. 70 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:24,802 I GUESS TONIGHT'S THE LAST 71 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,413 THEY'RE GONNA SEE OF EACH OTHER, HUH? 72 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,372 HE'S FLYING OUT TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 73 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:33,811 SO, YOU TWO COOL NOWADAYS? YOU AND, UH... 74 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:36,466 WHAT'S NOT TO BE COOL ABOUT? 75 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,078 YOU COOL, THOUGH? 76 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,079 FINE. ALL RIGHT. 77 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,994 SO, WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA 78 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,736 FOR OUR LAST NIGHT OF COLLEGIATE BLISS? 79 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,957 NICK AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO GRAB SOME COCKTAILS 80 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,395 WITH EVANS, OUR, UH, PSYCH PROFESSOR. 81 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:53,744 YOU WANNA GO? 82 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,660 HMM. NO. YOU--YOU FELLAS GO DO YOUR FELLA THING. 83 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,009 JUST GIVE ME A CALL LATER. 84 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:02,274 IF NOT, I GUESS I'LL JUST MEET YOU AT THE PARTY. 85 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,364 ALL RIGHT. 86 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,194 OOH, LOOK-IT. CHECK--CHECK-- 87 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,022 CHECK--CHECK OUT HIS EYES. 88 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,155 OH, WHAT UP? 89 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:18,552 HE'S A LITTLE KILLER, YOU CAN JUST TELL. 90 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:23,078 [ROCKABILLY MUSIC PLAYING] 91 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:50,758 HEY, JACKASS! 92 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:54,892 YOU SMACK MY BABY AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANOTHER SUNRISE. 93 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,814 SUCCESS. 94 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,036 GLAD TO SEE WE DIDN'T DIE OF THIRST, GENTLEMEN. 95 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,430 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT? 96 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,779 THAT'S THE ART. 97 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:14,434 THE ART OF ALL ART.YES, INDEEDY. 98 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,479 IN MEDIUM OF FLESH AND BONE. 99 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,568 I WAS JUST THINKING THAT IF ONE WAS TO GO 100 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:21,005 THROUGH WITH THE WHOLE KILLING THING, 101 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,007 AT LEAST HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY 102 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,706 TO KILL THE RIGHT GODDAMN PEOPLE. 103 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,449 IF YOU'RE GONNA STEP UP TO THE PLATE 104 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,059 AND START TAKING SOME PEOPLE OUT, 105 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:35,019 I MEAN, AT LEAST PUT SOME EFFORT INTO CHOOSING YOUR VICTIMS. 106 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:37,282 PROSTITUTES AND HOMELESS? 107 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:41,112 WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE IN THAT? 108 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,374 I DIG IT, MAN. 109 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,464 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'D START WITH, LIKE, UH, 110 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,291 LIKE, AIRLINE EXECUTIVES OR, UH, 111 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,337 FUCKING, UH, CIGARETTE MANUFACTURERS 112 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:51,122 OR, LIKE, UH, LIKE, METER MAIDS, MAN. 113 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,080 TRAFFIC COPS. 114 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:54,082 LAWYERS. FUCKIN' TAX MEN. 115 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,518 POLI-FUCKIN'-TICIANS, MAN. 116 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,954 USED CAR DEALERS. 117 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:57,825 CAB DRIVERS. 118 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,130 DENTISTS.STOCK BROKERS. 119 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,089 FUCKIN' LAWYERS. WAIT, DID SOMEBODY SAY LAWYERS? 120 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,394 YEAH, I BELIEVE SO. 121 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:05,049 FUCKERS. I'M KILLIN' 'EM AGAIN. 122 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,007 FORTY-NINERS FANS. 123 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,878 UMPIRES.TALK SHOW HOSTS. 124 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,837 BLACK JACK DEALERS.BOY BANDS. 125 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,534 WOMEN SPORTS ANNOUNCERS, MAN. 126 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:15,799 AMERICANS. JUST WIPE OUT THE WHOLE COUNTRY. 127 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,409 HOW ABOUT MIMES? 128 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,454 FUCKIN' MIMES! 129 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,934 TH-THERE'S SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM. 130 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:24,286 I MEAN, HOW DOES ONE DECIDE WHERE THE AXE IS GONNA FALL? 131 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:27,289 THAT IS THE QUESTION, ISN'T IT? 132 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,121 I'M HEADIN' OUT, MAN. 133 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:36,820 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE FORGETTIN' SOMETHING. 134 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:39,170 IT'S NOT MINE, PAL. 135 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,305 LET'S GO, MAN. 136 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:58,102 THERE YOU GO. 137 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:01,279 ONCE AGAIN, MAN, THE ART OF MURDER. 138 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,630 WHAT ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT? 139 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,893 THE GUY'S STILL A FREAK. 140 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,503 WITHOUT A DOUBT. 141 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,419 BUT YOU'VE GOTTA ADMIT, HE'S ONE GODDAMN ENTERTAINING FREAK. 142 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,596 THE OTHER DAY, HE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT ONE OF HIS FAVORITE FILMS, 143 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,556 BY HITCHCOCK, CALLED ROPE.HAVE YOU SEEN IT? 144 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,296 YEAH, IT'S THE--THE ONE-TAKE FILM. 145 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,038 ANYWAYS, IT WAS ORIGINALLY THIS PLAY 146 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,519 LOOSELY BASED ON THE LEOPOLD AND LOEB MURDERS 147 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,086 ABOUT THESE COUPLE OF QUEERS THAT END UP 148 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:28,089 KILLING THEIR BUDDY JUST FOR THE THRILL OF IT. 149 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,178 MAKE THINGS MORE COMPLICATED, 150 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,919 AFTER THEY WASTE HIM, THEY STUFF HIS BODY 151 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:36,401 IN THIS HUGE CHEST, AND THEY THROW A PARTY. PARTY OF ALL PARTIES. 152 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:40,144 THEY PUT THIS THING DEAD-SMACK IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM. 153 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,670 THEY EVEN INVITE THE GUY'S PARENTS. 154 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:47,238 I MEAN, CHRIST, THESE GUYS WASTE THIS GUY, 155 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,153 PUT HIM IN A FUCKIN' CHEST, 156 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:53,810 AND THEN THEY SERVE HORS D'OEUVRES OVER HIS COLD, DEAD BODY. 157 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,206 IT'S MASTERFUL. 158 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,295 PRECISELY. 159 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,777 WELL, SHIT, MAN, WHAT TIME'S MY PARTY START? 160 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:07,737 I'D SAY AS FAR AS YOU AND I ARE CONCERNED, IT ALREADY HAS. 161 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,825 TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 162 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,785 WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 163 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,716 [RADIO SCANNING STATIONS] 164 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,154 [MOZART'S MARRIAGE OF FIGARO PLAYING] 165 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,268 [KNOCKING] 166 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:53,103 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 167 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:21,088 WHAT IT BE! WHAT IT BE! WHAT IT BE! 168 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,176 LET ME GET SOME BITCHES. 169 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,221 LET ME IN THIS PLACE. COME ON. 170 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,832 COME ON. 171 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:31,011 WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? 172 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,012 YOU TELL ME, BUD. 173 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,753 YOU'RE A HALF HOUR EARLY, MY MAN. 174 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,058 AH, I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 175 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:38,540 BESIDES, I FIGURED I'D STAKE OUT SOME TERRITORY. 176 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,194 ANY GOOD TALENT COMING TONIGHT? 177 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,761 JUST THE USUAL SUSPECTS. 178 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,806 CRICKET, LEIGH, JORDAN. 179 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:47,288 SHIT. IF JIMMY DON'T SHOW, JORDO'S FAIR GAME. 180 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,246 MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY. 181 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,509 HMM. NICE SELECTION OF COCKTAILS. 182 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,423 FUNKY MOOD LIGHTING. 183 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,991 THOUGHT-PROVOKING TUNES. 184 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,471 DO I HAVE YOUR SEAL OF APPROVAL? 185 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,603 ALL DEPENDS WHAT YOU CAN MATCH UP WITH THIS. 186 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,562 SHA-DINK! 187 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,606 THE BIG GREEN BUDS. 188 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,478 YOU KNOW, I THINK I JUST MIGHT HAVE 189 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,827 SOMETHING TO MEET YOUR NEEDS. 190 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,134 HEY, BEAUTY CHEST, MAN. 191 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,484 YEAH. I'M KINDA PARTIAL TO IT MYSELF. 192 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,747 LISTEN, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 193 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,793 Nick: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 194 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,405 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 195 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:24,412 ♪ CRUSH THE WEED, CRUSH THE WEED, CRUSH THE WEED ♪ 196 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,200 UNH! 197 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,556 7:30. 198 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,558 7-FUCKING-30. 199 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,822 OH! 200 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,437 WABBIT SEASON. 201 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:54,964 [MAKES GUN-COCKING NOISE] 202 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,488 AY, CARUMBA. 203 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,447 WEAPON OF CHOICE. 204 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,799 NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. 205 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,496 YOU PACK IT. 206 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:22,949 DAMN MAN. 207 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,037 PLASTIC SURGERY MUST BE TREATING 208 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,604 YOUR UNCLE ATTICUS GOOD. 209 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,041 WHEN'S HE GETTING BACK? 210 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,608 NEVER. [BUZZ] 211 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,180 ANY BITCHES OUT THERE? 212 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,095 NICK'S PLEASURE PALACE OF PAIN AND WORSHIP. 213 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,619 WHAT'S THE SECRET PASS CODE, PLEASE? 214 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,926 WOW. I DIDN'T REALIZE. 215 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,493 DO I NEED AN APPOINTMENT 216 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,626 OR CAN YOU TAKE ME AS A WALK-IN? 217 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,585 I COULD TAKE HER AS A WALK-IN. 218 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,979 WATCH THAT ASS, PAL. 219 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,333 NO, NO! 220 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,773 Terry: KNOCK-A-NOH. 221 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,516 EVENING, GENTLEMEN. 222 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,430 NO. 223 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,953 HOW DO? 224 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,303 LOVERLY, THANK YOU. 225 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,870 Nick: BEVERAGE? 226 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,827 LEAD THE WAY. 227 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:16,916 I WILL, AND BE CAREFUL TONIGHT. 228 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,439 UNCLE ATTICUS IS REMODELING YET AGAIN. 229 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,397 NOT A PROBLEM. 230 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,659 IT'S AMAZING. 231 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,747 Nick: THESE PIECES ARE ALL MUSEUM QUALITY. 232 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,967 HE'S GOT FROM JAKARTA, INDIA, TIBET. 233 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,751 YOU NAME IT, HE'S GOT IT. 234 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,102 [KNOCK][MAN YELLING] 235 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,625 Garrett: OPEN THE DOOR, CLUNK! 236 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,626 John: WHISKEY D. 237 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,932 HONORED FRIENDS.[RINGING DOORBELL] 238 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,020 Cricket: COME ON. 239 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:37,284 YOUR GUESTS OF DISHONOR HAVE ARRIVED. 240 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,633 OPEN THE DOOR! 241 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,244 [DOORBELL RINGING] 242 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,943 [KNOCKING] 243 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:44,900 [GROWLS] 244 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,249 OH, I TAKE IT TERRY HAS ARRIVED. 245 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,468 YEAH. 246 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,599 WHAT THE DEAL? WHAT THE DEAL? WHAT THE DEAL? 247 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,471 WHISKEY DICK IS OFFICIALLY IN THE HOUSE. 248 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,863 HEY, YOU GOT ANY FOOD UP IN THERE? 249 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,779 OPEN THE DOOR.YOU'RE SMASHING MY FACE. 250 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,477 FUCK THAT. 251 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,522 OPEN THE DOOR. 252 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:00,655 YO, WHAT THE FUCK? 253 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,352 GIVE US SOME XENA, SKELETOR SHIT. 254 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,658 WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA FIRST? 255 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,615 Cricket: GIRLFRIEND, YOU REALLY SHOULD EAT MORE. 256 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:05,660 YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE.WELCOME. 257 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:06,791 HEY, THIS IS SO NICE-- 258 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,532 HEY! HEY! EASY! EASY! EASY! 259 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,794 LET ME TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU, BABY. 260 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,710 IT LOOK LIKE A MAN COULD BE HURT UP IN HERE. 261 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,886 TERRY, WHAT'S UP?Terry: WHAT'S UP? 262 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:15,670 T. BOOGIE. 263 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,932 John: GLAD YOU MADE IT. 264 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,716 Garrett: WHAT'S UP, BABY?Jordan: HEY, SKYLES. 265 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,981 Garrett: MY MAN, NICK-A-RICKA. WHAT'S UP, BABY? 266 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,199 ROCKIN' GOOD. 267 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,722 [GREETINGS] 268 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,028 BROUGHT YOUR GEE-TARS, HUH? 269 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:26,942 John: OH, YEAH. 270 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,987 GONNA DO SOME JAMMIN'? 271 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,553 I THINK WE CAN PROBABLY WORK THAT IN. 272 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,381 CHECK THESE OUT. 273 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,949 John: IS THERE ANY PREDATORS IN HERE, MAN? 274 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,430 I WAS WANTIN' A PIRANHA, BUT I DIDN'T SEE NONE. 275 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,346 YOU EVER SEEN SEA URCHINS FUCK? 276 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,216 NO. YEAH. 277 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,087 I'D LIKE TO, THOUGH. 278 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,523 IT'S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, MAN. 279 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,612 I GOT A COUPLE AT HOME AND A FRESHWATER BARRACUDA, TOO. 280 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,569 YOU SEE--DID YOU EVER SP-- 281 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,006 WHAT? DID YOU EVER SPANK TO IT? 282 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,224 SPANK TO MY BARRACUDA? 283 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,052 Cricket: JESUS, NICKY, YOUR UNCLE ATTICUS 284 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,447 IS A CRAZY, HARDIUS FUCKIN' FREAK. 285 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,404 WHAT'S THAT BABY? 286 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,362 THE PLACE IS PHAT? 287 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,754 YEAH. HE CERTAINLY WAS ECCENTRIC. 288 00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:00,062 I TELL YA, I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU GUYS COULD MAKE IT. 289 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,586 AH, GUYS, GIRL. 290 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,719 GIRL, GUYS. 291 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:05,763 OH, WELL, THANK YOU. 292 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:06,895 THANK YOU FOR THE REFRESHER COURSE. 293 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:07,896 SHE--SHE'S GOT THE BREASTS. 294 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,115 JUST MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 295 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,986 LISTEN, I GOT-- I GOT COCKTAILS TO THE LEFT, 296 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,856 BONG HITS TO THE RIGHT, 297 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,771 WHIPS AND CHAINS IN THE BACK, 298 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,859 AND ON THE ROOF, 299 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,079 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER. 300 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,689 B-BONG HITS. WHERE'S THE BONG HITS? 301 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,560 OVER HERE. 302 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,822 BONG HITS. YEAH. 303 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:24,173 [PEOPLE TALKING] 304 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,827 KID HERE YET? 305 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:26,915 NO, NOT YET. 306 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:27,916 HE SH--HE SHOULD BE HERE SOON, THOUGH. 307 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,874 John: WELL, WHAT'S KEEPING HIM UP? 308 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,444 SKYLES. 309 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,189 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 310 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,104 SO, DID YOU AND NICKY EVER, UH, 311 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:45,020 WA-HAA! YOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD! 312 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,108 COME ON. 313 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,457 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M YOUR FUCKING PRIEST. 314 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,111 NOT EVEN ONE DRUNK, SLOPPY FUCK 315 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,157 IN THE BACK OF THAT '72 BLAZER? 316 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,419 OH, MY GOD. NO. 317 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:53,942 YOU KNOW, WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT CONNECTION. 318 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,291 I DIG IT. 319 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,119 NICK CAN BE A PRETTY FUCKIN' STRANGE CAT AT TIMES. 320 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,599 YES. 321 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:02,124 JUST REMEMBER, BRO, IT'S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. 322 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,560 YOU SEE, UNCLE ATTICUS ALWAYS TOLD ME, 323 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,909 IT'S NOT ABOUT CHOPPING PEOPLE UP, 324 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,608 IT'S ABOUT HOLDING THE POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH 325 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:08,870 OVER YOUR FELLOW MAN. 326 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,350 SO FAR AS YOUR GRAD SCHOOL QUERY GOES, 327 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,352 LET'S JUST SAY I FELT THE INSTITUTION 328 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,615 HAD VERY LITTLE LEFT TO OFFER. 329 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,572 LEFT TO OFFER? 330 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,617 YOU WERE 20 CREDITS AWAY 331 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,967 FROM THE END OF 6 YEARS OF TORTURE. 332 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,404 6, 7, KIND OF LOSE TRACK AFTER A WHILE. 333 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,797 BUT, YOU GOT, WHAT, A BUCK-60 I.Q., 334 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,146 YOU SPEAK 4 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY, 335 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,626 AND, STILL, YOU'RE THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW 336 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,497 THAT DOES NOT WANT A DEGREE. 337 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,630 ARE YOU TRYING TO ANALYZE ME, PROFESSOR PLUM? 338 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,761 I MEAN, WE ARE IN THE STUDY. 339 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,589 Garrett: NO, MAN. IT'S JUST OBVIOUS. 340 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,678 BETWEEN ALL THE WEED, THE BOOZE, AND THE PILLS 341 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,767 YOU'VE CONSUMED OVER THE YEARS, DUDE, 342 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:37,725 I'M SURPRISED 343 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,508 YOU'RE STILL WALKING THE EARTH. 344 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,727 SURPRISE NOTHING, MAN. 345 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,860 I'M A GODDAMN GENUINE, MODERN-DAY ALCHEMIST. 346 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:43,774 IS THAT RIGHT? 347 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,080 MY BODY'S A FINE-TUNED MACHINE 348 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,865 RUNNING ON CAFFEINE, NICOTINE, 349 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:52,827 T.H.C., L.S.D., AND CHEF BOYARDEE. 350 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,351 AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA BREAK ME DOWN, FOOL. 351 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,787 [LAUGHS] THAT'S RIGHT. 352 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,354 REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU SCARFED DOWN 2 HITS OF ACID 353 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,878 AND DECIDED TO RUN THE NEW YORK CITY MARATHON THE NEXT DAY? 354 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,576 SHIT. WHEN WAS THIS? 355 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,534 DAYS OF MY YOUTH WHEN I WAS FREELANCING FOR ROLLING STONE. 356 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:08,538 UH-HUH. DR. LARRY OVER HERE, UH, SNUCK ON THE COURSE 357 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,758 AND CROSSED IN JUST UNDER 4 HOURS. 358 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,063 BULLSHIT. 359 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,369 UH-UH. TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU FINISHED. 360 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,676 WENT TO THE NEAREST PUB AND GRABBED ME A HEINE. 361 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,112 [ALL LAUGH] 362 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,069 OH, THANK YOU. 363 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,027 MAN, I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM JIMMY 364 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,030 ALL AFTERNOON, THAT LITTLE SHIT. 365 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,423 OH, HE STIFFED ME AT DINNER, TOO. 366 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,207 ALL I GOT WAS A PAGE THAT SAID HE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 367 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,775 MAYBE HE'S TYING UP ALL HIS LOOSE ENDS, YOU KNOW? 368 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,299 CHANGE OF ADDRESS, GETTING THE GAS SHUT OFF, 369 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,127 BREAKING THE NEWS TO HIS FAVORITE HOOKER. 370 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,041 Jordan: MM-HMM. 371 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,216 YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF THING. 372 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,739 NICE, TERRY. 373 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,001 OH, FUCK! 374 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:37,959 OH, SHIT. YOU PROBABLY PUT THAT IN THE BACK. 375 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,656 YEAH. IF I'M SPILLIN' SHIT NOW, 376 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,224 WAIT TILL I REALLY START DRINKING, HUH? 377 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,269 Nick: PISS OFF. 378 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,835 Garrett: HA! AND DON'T EVEN SAY IT. 379 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,272 LOOK. HERE, LIGHT ME UP. 380 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,360 I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCE WE WERE, 381 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,449 OH, WHAT, MAN, THIS HIGH? 382 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,451 YUP. 383 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,713 AND AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER, 384 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:53,714 YOU NEVER STUCK AROUND 385 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:54,802 FOR THE FINAL ACT, MAN. 386 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:58,197 SPORTS, ACADEMICS, WOMEN. HUH? 387 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,589 I MEAN, FACE IT. 388 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,808 WHEN IT GETS CLOSE TO THE END, NICK ALWAYS BOUNCES. 389 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,026 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MAY BE TRUE, 390 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,854 BUT, IN MY DEFENSE, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY 391 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,814 THAT LIFE IS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE REWARD. 392 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:07,815 TOUCHEÈ. I FEEL YOU. 393 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,556 BUT LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. 394 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,079 YOUR OVEREDUCATED, UNDER-MOTIVATED, 395 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,124 SCRAWNY, LITTLE TOOTHPICK ASS 396 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,169 SHOWS UP AT MY SITE, 397 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,389 I'LL BE DAMNED IF I GIVING IT A JOB. 398 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,738 UNDER-MOTIVATED?UM-HMM. 399 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,000 HUH? DID YOU KNOW THAT IT ONLY TAKES 400 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:23,483 THIS MUCH PRESSURE TO CUT HUMAN SKIN? 401 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,008 UNCLE ATTICUS SAYS IT'S A PERFECT MATCH. 402 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,848 [GASPS] 403 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:41,631 DAMN IT, NICKY! 404 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,243 UNCOOL. FUCKING UNCOOL. 405 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,287 SHIT! 406 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,462 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, CRICKET? 407 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:47,811 I WAS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HANG THIS, 408 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,509 BUT THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING HANGERS. 409 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,553 WE HAVE A GIG TOMORROW. 410 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,859 I DON'T WANT THIS TO GET MESSED UP. 411 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,210 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ME FIRST, HUH? 412 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,385 YOU KNOW WHAT, NICKY? 413 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,345 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA STEAL NOTHING, OK? 414 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,650 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 415 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,043 I'M REALLY SORRY. 416 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,305 IT'S JUST--YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE IS JUST REALLY STIFF. 417 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,743 YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST REALLY STIFF. 418 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,136 IT'S ALL GOOD. 419 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,094 TAKE CARE OF THIS. 420 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,749 NICE RING.AH. 421 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,321 John: ALL RIGHT. ROCKIN' GOOD. 422 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,323 SINCE WE'RE ALL HERE, I'M GONNA JAM OUT 423 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,847 THIS LITTLE DITTY I'VE BEEN WORKING ON 424 00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,893 ABOUT CRICKET'S MOTHER. 425 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:26,894 Cricket: NO. 426 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:27,677 NO. 427 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,853 THAT STUFF IS BULLSHIT. 428 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,380 [ALL LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY] 429 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,995 ALL RIGHT. 430 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,571 [LAUGHING AND SCREAMING] 431 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,051 SON OF A BITCH, MAN! 432 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,052 OH! 433 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,183 THAT'S THE END OF THIS INSTRUMENT. 434 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,097 YEAH. RHYTHM TONIGHT, YOU KNOW, RHYTHM-- 435 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,012 RHYTHM, DRUMS, CELLO, HARP. 436 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,187 BRING IT ON, MAN. 437 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:44,101 HEY, LET ME, UH, LET ME TOSS THAT FOR YOU. 438 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,320 TAKE IT. TOSS IT. 439 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,539 LOVE IT. LIVE IT. 440 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:47,496 [DOORBELL RINGING] 441 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,671 YO. TERRY. TERRY, GET THE DOOR. 442 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:49,629 NO, NO. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 443 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:50,891 IT MAY BE JIMMY. LET'S HIDE. 444 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:51,892 John: MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT? 445 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,110 HE ALREADY KNOWS WE'RE HERE. 446 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,373 WELL, NO. 447 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,243 IF WE HIDE AND THEN JUMP HIM, THAT'LL BE COOL. 448 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,200 Terry: SO, WHAT'S THE CALL? 449 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,593 DO WE SURPRISE HIM OR JUMP HIM? 450 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:58,420 Nick: BOTH! 451 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,639 Cricket: BOTH! YEAH! 452 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,683 Jordan: ALL RIGHT. 453 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:02,381 John: HEY, SOMEBODY GET THE LIGHTS. 454 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,528 [DOOR CREAKS] 455 00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:21,095 Terry: GET AGAINST THE WALL! 456 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:22,444 SURPRISE, BITCH! 457 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,011 BABY! 458 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,579 Terry: NOBODY MOVE. NOBODY GETS HURT, SCUM BITE. 459 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,580 SPREAD 'EM! 460 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:28,885 SPREAD 'EM! 461 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,974 ANY NEEDLES, RAZORBLADES, DRUGS? 462 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,106 Jordan: PSST. TERRY. 463 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,455 WINGTIPS, JIM? 464 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,936 I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN AND ALL, BUT WINGTIPS? 465 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:36,893 Jordan: TERRY! 466 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,634 OH, HEY, MR. FRANKLIN. WHAT'S UP? 467 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,157 EXPECTING TROUBLE TONIGHT, SPORT? 468 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,812 YOU KNOW SECURITY'S TIGHT THESE DAYS, 469 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,074 REPUBLICAN WHITE HOUSE AND ALL. 470 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,989 COME ON IN. 471 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,991 KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT? 472 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:50,951 HEY, LET ME GET YOUR COAT FOR YOU. 473 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,779 I'LL HOLD THIS. 474 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,522 GLAD YOU MADE IT. 475 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,046 EVERYONE, THIS IS JIM'S AUNT AND UNCLE, MARY AND WALTER. 476 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:00,090 HEY, LOSER. 477 00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:01,352 WHAT'S UP? 478 00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:02,179 YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS YOURSELF. 479 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:03,529 I MIGHT HAVE TO SEARCH YOU. 480 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:04,965 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 481 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,532 NICE TRY. 482 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,360 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 483 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:10,710 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE'S LIKE 13. 484 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,102 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 485 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:13,452 AND? 486 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,932 JIM ISN'T HERE YET, IS HE? 487 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:17,586 NO, BUT HE SHOULD POP UP ANY MINUTE. 488 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,153 HE'S PROBABLY AT A STRIP CLUB. 489 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,328 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 490 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,285 JORDAN. 491 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:22,504 [CHUCKLES] 492 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:23,723 HI. 493 00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:24,898 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 494 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,640 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, MARY. 495 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:28,423 [LAUGHS] 496 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,904 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 497 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,601 THANKS. 498 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,734 ALL RIGHT, IF I'M GONNA WAIT, I DON'T WANNA DO IT EMPTY-HANDED. 499 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,039 AND WHAT IS YOUR PLEASURE, SIR? 500 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,432 LEAD THE WAY, SON. 501 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,955 Jordan: OH, I HAVE SOME FRIENDS I WANT YOU TO MEET. 502 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:39,913 HELLO THERE. GARRETT. 503 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:40,827 THIS IS MARY.NICE TO MEET YOU. 504 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:41,958 JIMMY'S AUNT. I AM GOING TO-- 505 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,307 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO COME. 506 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:44,918 I'M HERE, AREN'T I? 507 00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:45,832 YOU SURE ARE. 508 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,311 GLASS OF WINE?ALL RIGHT. 509 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:50,358 [PARTY CHATTER][JAZZ MUSIC BEGINS] 510 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:54,057 THAT...IS FOR YOUR AUNT. 511 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,670 [WHISPERING] Oh, Jesus. 512 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,501 Walter: IT'S NOT FOR YOU. 513 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,720 YEAH, RIGHT. 514 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,113 Jordan: I DON'T KNOW. IT'S COOL. 515 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,723 HE'LL BE BACK IN 6 MONTHS 516 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:08,898 WHEN THE TRAINING IS OVER, 517 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:11,031 AND I GUESS WE'LL JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 518 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:15,035 WHAT IF THEY OFFER HIM A FULL-TIME POSITION AFTER THAT? 519 00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:16,689 WELL, UM... 520 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:20,040 I SUPPOSE WE'LL JUST DEAL WITH THAT 521 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,955 WHEN AND IF THE TIME COMES. 522 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,609 ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE COMPANY 523 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:26,220 OFFERING HIM A FULL-TIME POSITION, 524 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,569 OR SOMEONE ELSE? 525 00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:29,266 OH, EASY, GIRL. 526 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,398 WHAT? [HISSES] 527 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,487 I MEAN, I'M JUST EXPLORING THE OBVIOUS. 528 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,620 HE IS A MAN, AFTER ALL. 529 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:35,577 I MEAN... 530 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,883 4 MONTHS OF HAND JOBS, 531 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:38,449 AND THAT FULL-TIME POSITION MIGHT BE MISSIONARY 532 00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:43,498 IN THE BACK OF SOME MARY KAY GIRL'S PINK CADILLAC. 533 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,719 YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT GONNA BE ALONE 534 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,111 THE WHOLE TIME, LEIGH. 535 00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:52,115 EXACTLY MY POINT. 536 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,291 ANYWAY, MARY... 537 00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:56,685 WE'RE GONNA ALTERNATE VISITS EVERY OTHER MONTH 538 00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,121 AND, UH, I'M REASONABLY SURE 539 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:02,125 THAT HE CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME FOR THAT LONG. 540 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,519 SO, UH... 541 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,652 WHICH ONE OF THE BOYS DO YOU CLAIM, 542 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:07,783 IF ANY? 543 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:08,741 JIM. 544 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,220 Jordan, laughing: CRICKET! 545 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,613 [LAUGHS] 546 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:14,224 JORDAN AND I ARE GONNA ALTERNATE VISITS EVERY MONTH 547 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:17,445 BECAUSE WE KNOW LEIGH'S CONCERNED ABOUT HIM. 548 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:20,100 MMM.[LAUGHTER] 549 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,189 OH, HE'D BE FLATTERED. 550 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:23,843 NOW, A MARTINI'S A NICE DRINK 551 00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:26,062 IF YOU'RE SOME LITTLE EFFETE BRITISH SPY 552 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,238 TRAIPSING THROUGH AN ALPINE VILLAGE. 553 00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:29,326 BUT WE ARE WHERE? 554 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,241 WE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 555 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:32,982 AND WE NEED AN AMERICAN DRINK. 556 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,505 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A MANHATTAN. 557 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,507 AH, BINGO! 558 00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:37,813 [LAUGHS] 559 00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:40,120 YEAH, BUT DOESN'T THAT ALSO HAVE VERMOUTH IN IT? 560 00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:41,904 SWEET VERMOUTH. 561 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:42,775 FROM ITALY. 562 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,690 NONE OF THAT FRENCH SHIT. 563 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:48,084 [LAUGHTER] 564 00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:52,480 YOU WAIT FOR THE FROST TO FORM ON YOUR CUP.... 565 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,221 YOU STRAIN IT. 566 00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:55,657 AND YOU POUR. 567 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,528 Garrett: DUMP IT ALL. 568 00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:58,181 AH. 569 00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,356 AND THEN YOU ADD... 570 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:04,274 THE MOST AMERICAN OF AMERICAN GARNISHES. 571 00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:05,406 THE CHERRY. 572 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,582 MMM.NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE CHERRY. 573 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,628 DETAILS, GENTLEMEN. 574 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,673 PLEASE. 575 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,153 DON'T FORGET THE DETAILS. 576 00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:15,851 SEPARATES THE AFICIONADOS FROM THE MASSES. 577 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:18,245 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON THERE, CHAMP. 578 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,463 WE NEED A TOAST. 579 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:22,031 AIN'T YOU CIVILIZED? 580 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:24,077 TO JIM...IN ETERNAL BLISS. 581 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,339 HERE, HERE. AND TO HIS FRIENDS, 582 00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:28,298 AS FINE A BUNCH OF GUYS AS YOU'LL EVER FIND. 583 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,038 SALUD. 584 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:33,390 All: SALUD! 585 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:34,957 Terry: SMOOTH. 586 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:38,178 IT'S A RARE TIME IN YOUR LIVES, FELLAS. 587 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:39,353 APPRECIATE IT. 588 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:40,659 THE OLDER YOU GET, 589 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:44,358 THE FEWER TIGHT RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAVE. 590 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,315 IT'S INEVITABLE. 591 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,404 FRIENDS GET MARRIED, 592 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:49,363 FRIENDS MOVE AWAY... 593 00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:50,451 HELL... 594 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,409 SOME OF THEM EVEN DIE. 595 00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,977 ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. 596 00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,500 DRINK UP. 597 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,330 MMM. 598 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:03,377 OH, COME ON, JUST ONE QUICK ONE. 599 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,465 MARY. 600 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:06,597 PLEASE!WELL, MAYBE JUST A QUICK ONE. 601 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,164 EXCELLENT!OK. 602 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,253 Jordan: CAN YOU DO ME, TOO? 603 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:11,298 SURE. 604 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,343 UH... 605 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,605 YOU KNOW WHAT? 606 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:15,998 UM... 607 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,304 Y'ALL WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE HAVE ANY OF THEM, UH... 608 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,045 SPECIAL CIGARETTES, WOULD YOU? 609 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:21,003 HOW SPECIAL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 610 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,526 ANYTHING, LONG AS IT'S NOT MEXICAN. 611 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:25,747 THAT MEXICAN DIRT WEED JUST GIVES ME A HEADACHE. 612 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:26,792 [LAUGHS]DAMN, LEIGH! 613 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:28,184 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR AUNT BURNED. 614 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:32,014 [REGGAE MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL! 615 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,450 YEAH. 616 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,409 IT'S REAL COOL UNTIL SHE RAIDS YOUR STASH ONE MORNING. 617 00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:37,106 ♪ I WANNA GET HIGH [LAUGHS] 618 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:37,759 I HEARD THAT. 619 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,326 ♪ SO HIGH 620 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,894 NO HABLA ESPAÑOL. 621 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:42,808 [LAUGHS] 622 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:43,765 LET'S SEE... 623 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,376 [SNIFFS] MMM. 624 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:49,336 ♪ I WANNA GET HIGH 625 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:50,685 ♪ SO HIGH 626 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,384 ♪ I WANNA GET HIGH [INHALES DEEPLY] 627 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:57,518 ♪ SO HIGH 628 00:28:57,561 --> 00:28:59,346 ME AND MY POTHEAD AUNT. 629 00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:01,696 [SNIFFING] 630 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,612 [SNIFFING] 631 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:05,700 PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN. 632 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,833 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE WOMEN FOLKS. 633 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,051 I BELIEVE I'LL JOIN YOU. 634 00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:12,011 HEY, BACK UP, BITCH. 635 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,143 OH, YEAH, THAT'S HYDRO. 636 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,189 THANKS FOR THE DRINK, WALT. 637 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:17,364 MY PLEASURE. 638 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,018 Terry: SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, GIRLS. 639 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:19,932 THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 640 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:21,977 Cricket: HEY, BABY, COME HERE. 641 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,370 Garrett: GROOVY. 642 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,415 DOUBLE-FISTED. 643 00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:26,286 [LAUGHS] 644 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:27,678 THE GANJA MAN. 645 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,984 EXCUSE ME, SHORTY. 646 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:32,205 DAMN. LADIES JUST GETTIN' FADED UP IN HERE, HUH? 647 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,210 [ALL CHATTERING] 648 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:42,824 MY NEPHEW REALLY VALUES YOUR FRIENDSHIP, NICK. 649 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,608 THANKS, WALT. 650 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,785 MEANS A LOT TO ME. 651 00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,831 I SURE AM GONNA MISS HIM. 652 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:52,747 NO, GO ON. GO ON, GO ON. 653 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,704 SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM. 654 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,837 I'LL BE IN THE AREA ALL DAY. 655 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,492 OH, I GOT 'EM. 656 00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:08,458 NO. HONEY, I-- I DEFINITELY DO NOT TELL THE FUTURE. 657 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:09,416 FOR IF I DID, 658 00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:10,591 THAT WOULD BE DENYING FREE WILL, 659 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:13,246 AND I, FOR ONE, BELIEVE THAT WE CONTROL 660 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,727 OUR OWN PERSONAL DESTINIES. 661 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:19,165 THE IMAGES ACT AS CATALYSTS 662 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:22,168 THAT EVOKE, OR RATHER, UNLOCK THE DOORS 663 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,213 TO--TO EACH OF YOUR PSYCHES... 664 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:28,348 ALLOWING BRIEF GLIMPSES ON THE POTENTIAL, 665 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:31,873 HIDDEN, OR EVEN REPRESSED... 666 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:34,310 SELVES WITHIN.[LAUGHTER] 667 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,268 AND... 668 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,444 John: OH! 669 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,272 All: OH! 670 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,404 [LAUGHTER]MY MAN, THE FOOL! 671 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,363 [LAUGHTER] 672 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:44,538 John: THE HORNY DIABLO. 673 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:48,890 WILD, WILD, WILD RIDE FOR THIS YOUNG MAN. 674 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,153 UP AND DOWN, FEAST AND FAMINE. 675 00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:55,418 BUT THE CARDS DEFINITELY FAVOR YOU MAKING A GO. 676 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:56,550 MMM, THAT'S RIGHT. 677 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:59,118 I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE REAPER. 678 00:30:59,161 --> 00:30:59,988 [LAUGHTER] 679 00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:00,989 Cricket: THE REAPER! 680 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:03,383 Terry: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, BOY! 681 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,341 STEPPIN' IN. LET'S SEE. 682 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:06,342 Mary: OK. 683 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,474 Terry: NEW MAN ON DECK. 684 00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:09,258 [ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 685 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:11,260 Garrett: HEY, I BET YOU HE GETS THE FOOL, TOO. 686 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,174 [LAUGHTER] 687 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:13,741 THAT WOULD BE SOME FUNNY SHIT. 688 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,569 Mary: OK. 689 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:16,570 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 690 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:18,441 Garrett: WHAT YOU GONNA GET? 691 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,704 WHAT YOU GONNA GET? 692 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,316 AH. OH! OOH. 693 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:25,884 [OOHS AND AHHS CONTINUE] 694 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,930 All: WHOA! 695 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:30,410 John: THE HORNY DIABLO! 696 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:31,498 Terry, imitating horn: WAH...WAH...WAH! 697 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,195 Mary: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 698 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,240 LIKE I SAID! 699 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,719 YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL THE SYMBOLS. 700 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:36,982 IT'S NEVER ABOUT JUST ONE CARD. 701 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:41,508 I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING ABOUT YOU, NICK. 702 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,162 FAME. 703 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:44,250 IT'S FAME? 704 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:45,729 AND LOTS OF IT. 705 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:50,386 REALLY? WELL, THAT IS, IF HE CAN EVER FINISH ANYTHING. 706 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,866 [LAUGHTER AND JEERING] 707 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,000 Mary: FAME AND FORTUNE ARE DEFINITELY WHAT I SEE. 708 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:56,436 Nick: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 709 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58,133 I THINK I SEE A BONG HIT. 710 00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:00,657 I SEE ANOTHER BAG OF BUDS AND SOME BOOZE. 711 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,442 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 712 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:03,704 IT'S ABOUT, UH, 9:30. 713 00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:04,835 JIM WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 714 00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:06,098 OVER, LIKE, A-- AN HOUR AGO, WASN'T HE? 715 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:08,970 MAYBE, JORDAN, HE JUST PICKED UP THAT STRIPPER. 716 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,580 Terry: WHAT IF HE GOT IN A WRECK? 717 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:11,668 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 718 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:12,887 YOU'RE GETTING WAY AHEAD OF YOURSELF. 719 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,802 NOW, THIS BOY'S RUNNING JUST A LITTLE LATE. 720 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:17,283 ANYWAYS, WHAT ABOUT HIS--HIS NEW CELL, YOU KNOW? 721 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:19,502 Mary: HONEY, THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 722 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,505 MAY I USE THE PHONE? 723 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,771 KIDS. I HOPE THEY DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. 724 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:31,558 SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE'S ALL WIRED TOGETHER THESE DAYS. 725 00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:33,168 MIRACLES OF TECHNOLOGY. 726 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:35,214 I JUST NEVER CAN KEEP UP. 727 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:38,478 GIVE ME A ROTARY AND I'M HAPPY. 728 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,480 I JUST HOPE EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. 729 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:41,742 Garrett: WHERE'D HE GET THE CELL PHONE? 730 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,874 A GRADUATION PRESENT. I FORGOT HE EVEN HAD IT. 731 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,311 THAT'S THE MOST ANALOG MOTHERFUCKER 732 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,226 I'VE EVER KNOWN.Jordan: MMM. 733 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,317 OH. 734 00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:56,975 WHERE IS THAT NUMBER? 735 00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,812 [RUMMAGING CONTINUES] 736 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:19,519 [GASPS] 737 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:20,259 OH! 738 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:21,521 I'M SORRY, MARY. 739 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:23,044 CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH THAT LOT OUT THERE. 740 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:25,481 OH! 741 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:29,833 OH. 742 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:34,838 [SIGHS] 743 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:37,972 OH. 744 00:33:41,715 --> 00:33:44,152 [WHISPERING] Hey. 745 00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:47,764 Garrett: YO, DAMN, SON. 746 00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:49,679 Terry: EXCUSE ME WOULD BE NICE. 747 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,726 NO. VOICEMAIL, EMAIL... 748 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:53,596 SHIT. 749 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,858 10 TO ONE HE DOESN'T ANSWER. 750 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:55,816 AH, SUCKER'S BET. 751 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,078 Terry: WHAT YOU PUTTING ON, BOY? 752 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,776 YOU KNOW, WHEN THE MOOD HITS YA, IT HITS YA. 753 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:03,041 AH. THERE YOU ARE. 754 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,433 Terry: LET'S GROOVE. 755 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:07,654 GET YOUR GROOVE THING GOIN', BOY! 756 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:10,787 YEAH, COME ON. 757 00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:13,703 [CHEERING ON STEREO]YEAH, HERE WE GO. 758 00:34:17,838 --> 00:34:20,275 [LOUD MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]MMM. 759 00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:23,931 [CELL PHONE RINGING][LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 760 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,067 [RINGS]DO YOU HEAR THAT? 761 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,329 HMM. 762 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:33,941 I THINK I HEAR THE BEGINNINGS OF A GOOD SONG. 763 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,116 NO, NO, IT'S LIKE A-- 764 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,118 LIKE A BUZZING OR A RINGING OR SOMETHING. 765 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,337 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T HEAR IT. 766 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:39,468 I HEAR MADNESS, THOUGH. 767 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,167 YEAH!♪ SO YOU COME OFF THE STREETS 768 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,951 I DON'T HEAR IT ANYMORE. OH, WELL. 769 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:45,692 ♪ FEEL THE HEAT 770 00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,650 [LOUD MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]Jimmy: HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED JIM, 771 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:48,956 AND I'M CURRENTLY TIED UP RIGHT NOW, 772 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:50,740 UNABLE TO GET TO MY PHONE. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR-- 773 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,655 ♪ TO THE ROCKINGEST 774 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,831 ♪ ROCK STEADY BEAT 775 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,355 ♪ OF MADNESS 776 00:34:56,398 --> 00:35:01,534 ♪ ONE STEP BEYOND 777 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:05,581 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 778 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:18,159 ♪ THIS IS 779 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,728 ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO 780 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,516 ♪ ONE STEP BEYOND 781 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,954 Jordan: WHOO HOO! 782 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:55,196 ♪ ONE STEP BEYOND 783 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,512 ♪ ONE STEP BEYOND 784 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:07,817 ♪ SOUL TO SOUL 785 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,645 ♪ NATION TO NATION 786 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:13,736 ♪ MADNESS IS A MUTUAL APPRECIATION ♪ 787 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:19,873 ♪ ONE STEP BEYOND 788 00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,836 All: WHOO! 789 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:32,799 [ALL CHEERING] 790 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:37,369 [ALL CHATTERING] 791 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:39,240 WHAT'S THE WORD, MS. FRANKLIN? 792 00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:40,720 VOICEMAIL. 793 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,156 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 794 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,072 I BET YOU HE'S CURRENTLY LYING HORIZONTALLY SOMEWHERE, 795 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,116 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 796 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,250 I WOULDN'T EXACTLY SAY HORIZONTALLY. 797 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,512 TERRY, MY FRIEND... 798 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,819 IF YOU WOULD GET OUR COATS. 799 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:53,559 NICK... 800 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:54,777 YOU HAVE TO GO SO SOON? 801 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:56,736 Mary: WELL, IT'S WELL PAST OUR BEDTIME. 802 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:58,912 YES, AND COMMUNING WITH THE SPIRITS 803 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,740 TAKES A TOLL ON MARY... 804 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:02,655 NOT TO MENTION THE HOOCH. 805 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:03,438 [LAUGHTER] 806 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:06,311 Mary: WATCH IT, OLD TIMER. 807 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:07,573 All: WHOA! 808 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,228 DON'T GO FALLING DOWN ON US JUST YET, WALTER. 809 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,447 [WALTER CHUCKLES] 810 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:13,274 YOU SWEET THING. 811 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:14,580 THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 812 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:17,191 AND, UH, YOUR UNCLE HAS A WONDERFUL PLACE HERE. 813 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,846 PLEASE GIVE HIM OUR BEST REGARDS. 814 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:21,021 I WILL. 815 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,152 BY THE WAY, NICK, HOW IS THE DEAR DOCTOR? 816 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,763 WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN QUITE A WHILE. 817 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:26,026 YOU KNOW, HE HASN'T BEEN FEELING VERY SOCIAL LATELY. 818 00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:29,290 TELL THE TRUTH, HE RARELY LEAVES THE HOUSE THESE DAYS. 819 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:32,380 REALLY? WHERE IS HE RIGHT NOW? 820 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,077 [DOORBELL RINGS] 821 00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:35,992 Cricket: FINALLY. 822 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:39,561 THE BOY HAS A CLASSIC SENSE OF TIMING. 823 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:42,172 [ALL CHATTERING] 824 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:45,785 All: SURPRISE! 825 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,569 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? 826 00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:48,962 [ALL CHATTERING] 827 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:51,225 Nick: DAMN, HAL, WHAT DID YOU DO, RUN UP THE STEPS? 828 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,009 ROUGH EVENING, HUH? 829 00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:56,578 YOU LOOK LIKE ONE MAN WHO COULD USE A DRINK. 830 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:57,927 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 831 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:01,496 MR. AND MRS. FRANKLIN, EVERYONE, THIS IS HAL EVANS, 832 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,977 ONE OF JIM'S AND MY OLD CRIMINAL PSYCH PROFESSORS. 833 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,240 DON'T LET THE POOR SCHLEP'S APPEARANCE FOOL YOU, THOUGH. 834 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,330 HE ACTUALLY IS FAIRLY HARMLESS. 835 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:10,679 GO IN, HAVE A GOOD TIME. 836 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:11,680 SKYLES. EVANS. 837 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,204 [ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 838 00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:15,641 DON'T WORRY, BABY. 839 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:18,513 WE'LL HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM TOMORROW BEFORE THE FLIGHT. 840 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:19,862 HMM? 841 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:23,605 [LAUGHS] 842 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:24,650 WALTER... 843 00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:26,826 HEY, WALT... 844 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,523 WHAT CAME AFTER SLIM-- 845 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:31,091 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 846 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,753 [PARTY CHATTER] 847 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:45,932 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 848 00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:46,846 WHERE'S THE FIRE? 849 00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:50,066 MY AUNT LEFT HER MAGIC PLASTIC. 850 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,241 WELL, LEIGH, IT'S NEARLY 10:00. 851 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:53,635 I RECKON SHE'S NOT DOING ANY MORE READINGS. 852 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,942 I KNOW. SHE JUST... 853 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:58,031 FREAKS OUT WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE THEM. 854 00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,815 SHE THINKS IT'S BAD LUCK OR SOMETHING. 855 00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:01,034 AH. 856 00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:04,733 THEY'RE PROBABLY DOWN IN THE GARAGE BY NOW. 857 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:05,821 YEAH. 858 00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:06,953 BESIDES, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING THAT, 859 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:07,954 WELL... 860 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,870 I'D RATHER THAT YOU STUCK AROUND. 861 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,350 STUCK AROUND, HUH? 862 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,787 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND. 863 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,528 MINE, TOO. 864 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,617 GOOD. 865 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:20,140 COME ON, LET'S MEET EVANS. 866 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,751 THE GUY'S A FUCKIN' TRIP. 867 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:30,803 ONLY ONE GUESS, AND YOU WILL BE JUDGED ON STYLE. 868 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:32,108 AND NOW WHAT DOES THE WINNER GET? 869 00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:35,416 IF IT'S YOU, ONE NIGHT WITH ME. 870 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,201 ANYONE ELSE, A SHOT OF TEQUILA. 871 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:41,030 AND A COMPLIMENTARY PAIR OF THESE! 872 00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:42,902 I BELIEVE THEY'RE A SMALL "C". 873 00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:46,296 UH, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE OBJECT OF THIS GAME? 874 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,210 WHERE'S JIM? 875 00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:48,386 HE'S NOT HERE YET. 876 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:49,822 NO, STUPID, THAT'S THE OBJECT OF THE GAME. 877 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:52,607 WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE KID IS RIGHT NOW. 878 00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:53,782 INSTEAD OF HERE? 879 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,001 WELL, JUST WHEREVER YOU MIGHT THINK HE IS. 880 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:56,132 I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA CHUCK NAMES INTO A HAT, 881 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,525 PICK FROM IT, AND WHEN THE KID SHOWS UP, 882 00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:58,744 WE SEE WHO NAILS IT. 883 00:39:58,787 --> 00:40:00,223 WHAT IF THERE'S, LIKE, 2 WINNERS, YOU KNOW? 884 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,442 LET'S SAY, UH... 885 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,444 HE'S AT THE TITTY BAR AND THE WHOREHOUSE? 886 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,314 NO! 887 00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:05,533 SHIT! Garrett: OH, COME ON! 888 00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,100 COME ON, MAN, IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION. 889 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,101 WHAT THE FUCK. 890 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,145 ALL RIGHT, HOUSE RULES, THEN. 891 00:40:09,189 --> 00:40:11,626 ALL DRAWS WILL BE SETTLED BY A DUEL 892 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,933 TO THE DEATH AT 10 PACES. 893 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:15,935 VOTE AWAY. 894 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:18,503 [ALL CHATTERING] 895 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:26,598 Terry: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I GOT IT. 896 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,948 GO EASY. I'M GONNA WIN. 897 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,476 MAN AND BEAST... 898 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,826 BLOOD AND SAND... 899 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,002 CHEERED ON BY TOUSANDS... 900 00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:41,221 WITHIN A SACRED CIRCLE. 901 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:44,006 NOW...THAT'S WHAT BULLFIGHTING'S ALL ABOUT. 902 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:45,965 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 903 00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:47,357 TOUSAND. 904 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:49,969 DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS ROMANTIC HEMINGWAY CRAP. 905 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:53,015 IT'S FUCKIN' BARBARIC AND CRUEL, MAN. 906 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:54,452 END OF STORY. 907 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:57,063 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU FAIL TO SEE THE BEAUTY WITHIN, MAN. 908 00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:58,020 WITHIN WHAT? 909 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,544 WITHIN THE DANCE... 910 00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,415 THE DANCE WITH DEATH. 911 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,156 COME ON, THAT'S WHAT THE AUDIENCE PAYS TO SEE. 912 00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,201 THAT'S WHAT THEY COME TO VICARIOUSLY FEEL. 913 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:07,203 THEY WANT TO BE THAT MATADOR... 914 00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:09,902 WHO NOT ONLY FACES THE POSSIBILITY OF HIS OWN DEMISE, 915 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:13,340 BUT ALSO IS ONE WHO IS ABOUT TO IMPOSE A MORTAL SENTENCE 916 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:14,863 UPON THE BEAST AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT 917 00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:18,693 WITH ONE FATAL PLUNGE OF HIS FOIL. 918 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,349 SO THE OBJECT IS TO JUST KILL THE THING 919 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:24,917 LIKE A MODERN-DAY GLADIATOR MATCH. 920 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,443 YEAH, IF YOU CONSIDER 6 AGAINST ONE FAIR. 921 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,792 THESE GUYS... 922 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,142 RIDE INTO THE ARENA ON THEIR HORSES. 923 00:41:33,186 --> 00:41:34,492 CROWD'S GOING CRAZY. 924 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:35,710 [IMITATES CROWD CHEERING] 925 00:41:35,754 --> 00:41:37,495 EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. 926 00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:38,844 AND THEN THEY, UH... THEN THEY-- 927 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,236 THEN THEY STAB THE BULL IN THE NECK, 928 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,282 AND THEN THEY JAB THESE SPEAR THINGS INTO ITS BACK. 929 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:43,544 BANDILLERO. 930 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,591 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, IRISH OR SPANISH? 931 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:48,114 SUCK MY FUCKING COCK. 932 00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:50,508 WHATEVER. THE FACT IS THAT THEN AND ONLY THEN, 933 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:52,640 AFTER THEY'VE RUN THE THING RAGGED AND BLEEDING 934 00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:56,862 DO THEY LET THE, UH, THE BRAVE SEÑOR BACK INTO THE ARENA 935 00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:58,167 TO COME IN AND FINISH HIM OFF. 936 00:41:58,211 --> 00:42:01,170 NO, MAN, NO, NO, NO. 937 00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:02,520 WELL, YES, ALL RIGHT? 938 00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:04,565 BUT NO. I MEAN, THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FESTIVAL 939 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:08,656 IS THAT THE MATADOR FIRST HAS TO PUT ON A SHOW. 940 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:12,704 ANYONE CAN JUST SLAUGHTER THE GODDAMN THINGS. 941 00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:14,619 THE GREATEST ROARS OF PLEASURE YOU'LL EVER HEAR 942 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,011 ECHOING FROM THE ARENA 943 00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:17,143 ARE THOSE DURING THE SETUP, MAN, NOT THE CLIMAX... 944 00:42:17,186 --> 00:42:19,667 FOR BRAVE SEÑOR'S TRUE GOAL AND DUTY 945 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:22,670 IS TO COME AS CLOSE TO FUCKING DEATH AS POSSIBLE 946 00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:24,280 WITHOUT EVER ONCE... 947 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,717 FLINCHING. 948 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:30,156 SO DOES THE, UH, MATADOR EVER GET CAUGHT? 949 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,549 AH, ALL THE TIME. 950 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:34,726 NO, EVERY GREAT MATADOR CAN COUNT ON GETTING GORED 951 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,641 AT LEAST ONCE IN HIS CAREER. 952 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,077 SO THEN WHY DO THEY DO IT? 953 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,295 THE MONEY. 954 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:41,167 THOSE CATS MUST MAKE BEAUCOUP DINERO. 955 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:44,779 NOT TO MENTION THE FINEST SEÑORITAS 956 00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:47,216 WITH THE NICE BREASTESES. 957 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:49,044 Nick: AGAIN, THAT IS A PART OF IT, 958 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:52,918 BUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, THEY DO IT BECAUSE IT'S ADDICTIVE. 959 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,441 I MEAN, IT'S REALLY KNOWING 960 00:42:54,484 --> 00:42:56,399 THAT YOU HAVE ENOUGH SKILL AND CONTROL 961 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:59,141 THAT YOU CAN DANCE AND FLAUNT AND MANIPULATE 962 00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:01,796 THESE POOR BASTARDS ANY WAY YOU WANT... 963 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,538 ALL FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THE CROWD. 964 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,540 MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOURSELF. 965 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,803 [WHISPERING] This guy's talking out of his ass. 966 00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:10,196 It's all about the bitches. 967 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,632 YOU KNOW WHAT, PROFESSOR? 968 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:12,546 WHAT? 969 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,808 IF I WANTED TO HEAR THIS CRAP, 970 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:14,722 I WOULD'VE ENROLLED IN YOUR NIFTY LITTLE CLASS 971 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,202 OVER THERE AT THE UNIVERSITY. 972 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,420 YOU KNOW WHAT, ENOUGH ABOUT DEATH.I DON'T GIVE A SHIT 973 00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:18,813 ABOUT THIS, MAN. I CAME TO DRINK SOME BEERS-- 974 00:43:18,857 --> 00:43:20,293 LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE, BABY, COME ON. 975 00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:22,121 Garrett: YO, SKYLES. LET IT GO, MAN.COME ON. 976 00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:23,731 John: ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE GUITARS? 977 00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:24,993 PARDON.BUST 'EM OUT. 978 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:25,951 WHERE YOU GOING? 979 00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:28,431 TO THE LADIES' ROOM. IS THAT OK? 980 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,563 THAT'S FINE. 981 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,130 WOULD YOU GET ME A BEER WHILE YOU'RE UP? 982 00:43:31,173 --> 00:43:33,480 WHAT, NO MORE COCKTAILS? 983 00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:35,221 IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME. 984 00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:43,272 EVENING. 985 00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:45,231 YOUR IDEA WITH THE LIGHTS? 986 00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:48,582 COULD SAY THEY MAKE CERTAIN ACTIVITIES MORE INTERESTING. 987 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,192 LIKE... 988 00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:52,412 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 989 00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:00,681 OH... 990 00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:01,813 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 991 00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:02,596 WHAT? 992 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,989 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 993 00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:05,164 OH. 994 00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:06,382 LIKE I SAID, IT MAKES CERTAIN ACTIVITIES-- 995 00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:07,427 NO, NO, KEEP LOOKING. 996 00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:08,776 THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU. 997 00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:13,302 EVEN WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND ABOUT 20 FEET AWAY? 998 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:14,564 ARE YOU WONDERING IF I'M GETTING 999 00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:17,045 SOME SORT OF PERVERSE THRILL FROM ALL OF THIS? 1000 00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,046 INDEED. 1001 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:19,526 NO MORE THAN YOU'RE GETTING. 1002 00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:22,224 FUCKING AROUND WITH YOUR BIG BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND. 1003 00:44:22,268 --> 00:44:26,185 BEST FRIEND WHO USED TO FUCK HIS GIRLFRIEND. 1004 00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:27,577 UNTIL HE STOLE HER AWAY. 1005 00:44:27,621 --> 00:44:30,798 SO NOW, ALL YOU ARE LEFT WITH IS LITTLE SISTER. 1006 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,931 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 1007 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,846 THAT FEELS GOOD. 1008 00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:37,675 FEELS GOOD, TOO. 1009 00:44:40,503 --> 00:44:42,331 [CRACK] 1010 00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:46,684 TAKIN' CANDY FROM A BABY. 1011 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:49,251 [STRAINS] 1012 00:44:49,295 --> 00:44:50,862 WHEW. 1013 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:57,259 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1014 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:00,654 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1015 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,526 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DYING IN THERE? 1016 00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:04,702 [SOFTLY] FUCK! 1017 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,921 [KNOCK ON DOOR]COME ON. 1018 00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:10,055 THEY SAY WOMEN TAKE A LONG TIME. 1019 00:45:10,098 --> 00:45:11,665 [KNOCKING] 1020 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:12,753 OH, WHEW. 1021 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,929 SORRY. TERRY WAS JUST IN HERE 1022 00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:16,409 AND WE ARE... 1023 00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:19,717 STRONGLY SUGGESTING EVERYONE TO FIND ALTERNATIVE MEANS. 1024 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,196 WHAT? 1025 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,721 WELL, WE'RE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING A PLUMBING PROBLEM. 1026 00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:24,765 [LAUGHS] 1027 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:28,160 TRUST ME, IT IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. 1028 00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:30,423 OH, BOY. 1029 00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:31,467 UM, HEY, NICK, 1030 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,599 I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU... 1031 00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:34,601 FOR HAVING THIS PARTY FOR JIMMY AND ALL. 1032 00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:35,776 IT'S VERY BIG OF YOU. 1033 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:39,301 THAT'S ME. MR. BIG. 1034 00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:41,390 ANYWAY, IT JUST MAKES THE MOVE APART 1035 00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:44,654 A LITTLE EASIER. SO THANK YOU. 1036 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,919 SO, WHERE'D YOU SAY THAT BATHROOM WAS AGAIN? 1037 00:45:47,962 --> 00:45:50,182 UH, DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT. 1038 00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,706 OK. 1039 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:56,884 OH, UM...HAVE YOU SEEN LEIGH? 1040 00:45:56,928 --> 00:45:58,799 NO, I THINK SHE TOOK OFF. 1041 00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:02,542 TOOK OFF? WHAT DID YOU AND MR. BIG DO TO HER? 1042 00:46:02,585 --> 00:46:03,804 NOTHING. 1043 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:06,285 MM-HMM. DON'T TELL ME SHE SPURNED YOUR CHARMS? 1044 00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,853 NOTHING OF THE SORT. 1045 00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:11,159 BUT KIND OF YOU TO STILL NOTICE. 1046 00:46:11,203 --> 00:46:12,508 WHAT IS WITH THAT FAMILY? 1047 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:15,468 THEY DON'T SHOW UP. THEY DON'T SAY GOOD-BYE. 1048 00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:17,775 WHAT A LITTLE BITCH. 1049 00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,917 [ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING] 1050 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,836 OH, WELL, FUCK HIM. 1051 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,708 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1052 00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:40,580 BRAVO! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 1053 00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:42,408 THAT SONG NEVER CEASES TO KILL ME. 1054 00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:43,757 [ALL CHATTERING] 1055 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,367 OH, VERY IMPRESSIVE. VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1056 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:46,673 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1057 00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:47,674 YOU GUYS ARE ALL, LIKE, IN A BAND, IS THAT IT? 1058 00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:49,328 YEAH, MAN. OUR NAME'S WHISKEY DICK. 1059 00:46:49,371 --> 00:46:51,504 AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, THEY ALWAYS FAIL TO PERFORM. 1060 00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:55,116 DON'T GO PROJECTING YOUR SEXUAL INADEQUACIES ONTO US. 1061 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,683 IT'S JUST A NAME. 1062 00:46:56,726 --> 00:46:58,685 YEAH, BUT A NAME THAT YOU HOPE ONE DAY WILL BECOME FAMOUS. 1063 00:46:58,728 --> 00:46:59,555 AM I RIGHT? 1064 00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:00,992 WELL, I'D VENTURE TO GUESS 1065 00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:02,732 THAT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE GOAL OF ANY BAND, MISTER. 1066 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,169 WHOA, TAKE IT EASY. JESUS. 1067 00:47:04,212 --> 00:47:06,562 I WASN'T TRYING TO IMPUGN THE LEVEL OF YOUR TALENT. 1068 00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:08,521 SO GET TO THE FUCKING POINT, THEN. 1069 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:09,783 IMPUGN? 1070 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,045 [ALL LAUGH] 1071 00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:12,612 THE POINT IS, IF ALL YOU WANT TO BE IS FAMOUS, 1072 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:15,484 THERE'S A MUCH EASIER WAY TO OBTAIN IT. 1073 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:16,572 WHICH IS? 1074 00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:18,531 ANY GUESSES? NICK. 1075 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:20,663 MURDER. 1076 00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:21,751 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1077 00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:22,709 ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S THE CORRELATION HERE 1078 00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:24,537 BETWEEN THIS FREAK AND DEATH? 1079 00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:27,366 "A", I READILY CONCEDE THAT I AM A FREAK, RIGHT? 1080 00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:28,933 AND "B"... 1081 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:31,979 DEATH IS JUST THIS PARTICULAR FREAK'S HOBBY AND OCCUPATION. 1082 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,938 [SCOFFING] YOU'RE SICK, DUDE. 1083 00:47:33,981 --> 00:47:35,461 I'M JUST OBSERVING THE FACTS, AND THE FACTS ARE, 1084 00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:38,420 IF YOU WANNA BE FAMOUS, IT'S A HELL OF A LOT EASIER 1085 00:47:38,464 --> 00:47:39,421 BY COMMITTING A GREAT MURDER 1086 00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:41,336 THAN IT IS WRITING A GREAT SONG. 1087 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,295 OK, YOU'RE JUST PLAYING AROUND NOW, RIGHT? 1088 00:47:43,338 --> 00:47:44,687 'CAUSE THAT'S STUPID. 1089 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:46,341 YOU'D RATHER KILL A MOTHERFUCKER THAN SING A SONG? 1090 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:47,647 NO, NO, NO, HEAR ME OUT. YOU ALL MIGHT BE 1091 00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:49,388 THE GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND SINCE THE DOORS. 1092 00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:51,520 ACTUALLY, I PREFER SOCIAL D, MYSELF. 1093 00:47:51,564 --> 00:47:52,826 RIGHT? 1094 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:53,435 WELL, WHATEVER, YOU KNOW. THE BOTTOM LINE IS... 1095 00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:54,915 IN YOUR BUSINESS... 1096 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:58,397 SUCCESS IS A GOOD PART TALENT AND ALSO A GOOD PART LUCK. 1097 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,355 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.TRUE, THAT. 1098 00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:01,226 NOW, MURDER... 1099 00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:03,315 ON THE OTHER HAND... 1100 00:48:03,358 --> 00:48:05,621 ONE DEPENDS SOLELY ON ONESELF. 1101 00:48:05,665 --> 00:48:07,885 AND THEN YOUR FATE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. 1102 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:11,323 NOW, I COULD BE FAMOUS BY SUNRISE, IF I REALLY WANTED TO BE. 1103 00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:12,933 OH, REALLY? AND HOW'S THAT? 1104 00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:15,153 I'D KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM. 1105 00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:17,590 [ALL LAUGH][SPEWS DRINK] 1106 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,679 Cricket: HOW ABOUT WE ALL KILL YOU INSTEAD, 1107 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:20,941 THEN WE COULD ALL BE FAMOUS. 1108 00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:22,595 THINK OF ALL THE GREAT MURDERERS IN HISTORY. 1109 00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:25,641 BETTER YET, THINK OF THE FACT THAT THEY'RE ALL HOUSEHOLD NAMES. 1110 00:48:25,685 --> 00:48:27,948 RICHARD RAMIREZ, TED BUNDY... 1111 00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:30,429 KENNETH BIANCHI, JACK THE RIPPER. 1112 00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:31,560 CHARLIE MANSON. 1113 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:34,650 THAT CRAZY CANNIBAL UP IN MINNESOTA. 1114 00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:36,174 IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND OF CANNIBAL? 1115 00:48:36,217 --> 00:48:38,524 YEAH.I KIND OF FEEL LIKE CRAZY AND CANNIBAL 1116 00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:40,526 GO HAND IN HAND, UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 1117 00:48:40,569 --> 00:48:42,397 JEFFREY DAHMER'S THE CANNIBAL YOU SPEAK OF. 1118 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:43,703 JOHN WAYNE GACY.THE KILLER CLOWN. 1119 00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:45,705 DANNY ROLLING. THE GAINESVILLE RIPPER. 1120 00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,794 HENRY LEE LUCAS.THE SULTAN OF SADISM. 1121 00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:50,623 AILEEN WOURNOS.THE BLACK WIDOW OF AMERICAN INTERSTATES. 1122 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:53,234 THE SON OF SAM.DAVY BERKOWITZ. 1123 00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:54,627 TALKIN' TO DOGS AND SHIT. 1124 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:55,628 RICHARD SPECK. 1125 00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,195 BORN TO RAISE HELL. 1126 00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,066 CAN'T FORGET THE JUICE.THAT FUCKER'S STILL ON THE LOOSE. 1127 00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,938 THE ZODIAC KILLER.NEVER EVEN CAUGHT. 1128 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,635 ♪ GREEN RIVER KILLER 1129 00:49:02,678 --> 00:49:04,245 I DON'T THINK THEY CAUGHT HIM EITHER. 1130 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,117 THE NIGHT STALKER.HILLSIDE STRANGLER. 1131 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,380 [CHOKED WHISPER] Boston Strangler.BEDROOM BASHER... 1132 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:10,295 TOLEDO CLUBBER, GAY SLAYER, 1133 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,774 CO-ED KILLER, HAPPY FACE, 1134 00:49:11,818 --> 00:49:14,125 TRAILSIDE, 22 ALPHABET, FREEWAY, 1135 00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,170 KILLER KILLER KILLER KILLER! 1136 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:16,997 FUCK IT! 1137 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:18,216 BEAST OF BASTILLE, 1138 00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:19,739 VAMPIRE OF SACRAMENTO, 1139 00:49:19,782 --> 00:49:20,696 THE LUST KILLER OF ATLANTA, 1140 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,308 THE TORSO BUTCHER OF CLEVELAND, 1141 00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:24,570 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, 1142 00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,442 THE AXE MAN OF NEW ORLEANS. 1143 00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:29,531 ANY MORE? 1144 00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:32,665 LEOPOLD AND LOEB. 1145 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:33,666 BRILLIANT. 1146 00:49:33,709 --> 00:49:35,755 HEAVY SHIT, MAN. FUNNY, BUT HEAVY. 1147 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,627 FUCK, I GOTTA TAKE A PISS. 1148 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:41,021 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ISN'T FAME. 1149 00:49:41,065 --> 00:49:42,370 IT'S CALLED INFAMY. 1150 00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:44,590 IT'S ONE AND THE SAME TO ME, PAL. 1151 00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:46,070 YEAH? HUH. 1152 00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:49,508 WELL, TO THE REST OF US, UH, CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS HERE, 1153 00:49:49,551 --> 00:49:50,552 THE 2 TERMS AIN'T EVEN CLOSE. 1154 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:53,120 FURTHERMORE, I THINK I'VE HAD, UH... 1155 00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:55,601 JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR PSEUDO, PSYCHO, 1156 00:49:55,644 --> 00:49:58,430 INTELLECTUAL BULLSHIT FOR ONE EVENING. 1157 00:49:58,473 --> 00:49:59,605 THERE'S A HELL OF A LOT MORE TO LIFE 1158 00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:01,389 THAN DEATH, ASSHOLE. 1159 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,521 TAKE IT EASY, PAL. 1160 00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:04,523 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO NEED TO GET HOSTILE. 1161 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,741 THAT WASN'T HOSTILE. 1162 00:50:05,785 --> 00:50:07,439 [CHUCKLES] 1163 00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:10,659 OH, SHIT! 1164 00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,794 [SCREAMING AND CHATTER] 1165 00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:16,665 Cricket: KICK HIS ASS! 1166 00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:19,625 OH, WHAT? 1167 00:50:19,668 --> 00:50:22,715 [CHEERING AND CHATTER CONTINUE] 1168 00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:24,412 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, BABY. 1169 00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:25,935 DING, DING, DING, DING. 1170 00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:27,241 THAT'S--OH! 1171 00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:29,548 STOP, YOU GUYS! THIS IS FUCKING STUPID! 1172 00:50:29,591 --> 00:50:32,377 MY GOD, THIS IS A FUCKING PARTY! 1173 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,074 Cricket: WHOO! 1174 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:38,731 THAT'S HIM, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! 1175 00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:40,733 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTER] 1176 00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:42,691 AHEM. [SNIFFS] 1177 00:50:43,736 --> 00:50:45,912 [STRAINING] OH, THANKS. 1178 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:51,570 [LAUGHS] 1179 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:52,571 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1180 00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:53,572 YO, MAN, WHAT-- 1181 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:55,400 FUCK, WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MAN? 1182 00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:56,662 DUDE, WHERE WERE YOU? 1183 00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:57,663 WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? 1184 00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:58,751 T, DID YOU HEAR THAT SHIT? 1185 00:50:58,794 --> 00:50:59,839 I WAS IN THE SHITTER, MAN.HE WAS HOT. 1186 00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,710 John: I NEED A WHISKEY, I NEED A BEER. 1187 00:51:01,754 --> 00:51:02,798 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 1188 00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:03,756 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? 1189 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:04,974 LOOK AT THIS SHIT. 1190 00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,673 [CHATTER] 1191 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,589 LIKE ALL GREAT MATADORS, HAL... 1192 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:12,547 INEVITABLY, YOU GET GORED. 1193 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:13,592 WHAT'D I MISS?I'M GOING TO BEAT 1194 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:14,897 THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FUCKING BASTARD 1195 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,029 UNTIL HE GOT A CHEAP SHOT IN HERE. 1196 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,118 WHO? WHO--WHO?FUCKING EVANS, MAN. 1197 00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,685 MAYBE THESE WILL CHANGE YOUR LUCK. 1198 00:51:19,728 --> 00:51:25,821 Skyles: HE WAS TALKING SHIT. YOU KNOW, ABOUT DEATH AND ALL. 1199 00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:26,996 DUDE, COME ON. 1200 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,476 DO YOU NEED STITCHES?NO. WE'RE NOT GOING 1201 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,651 TO TOUCH IT BECAUSE WE GOT A GIG TOMORROW NIGHT, MAN. 1202 00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:31,131 I'M GOING TO FUCKING HIT THE STAGE, DUDE. 1203 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,567 I'M GOING TO HAVE THIS FUCKING CUT, MAN. 1204 00:51:32,611 --> 00:51:37,355 THE BITCHES ARE GOING TO BE LIKE AAH! SKYLES! SKYLES! 1205 00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:42,708 FITTING. 1206 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:46,712 THIS FUCKER DOES NOT LET UP, MAN, ABOUT THIS MURDER SHIT. 1207 00:51:46,755 --> 00:51:48,192 HE WENT FLYING OVER THE SIDE OF THE COUCH. 1208 00:51:48,235 --> 00:51:50,237 FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN FIGHTING THAT MOTHER-- 1209 00:51:50,281 --> 00:51:51,195 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. 1210 00:51:51,238 --> 00:51:52,196 WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS, 1211 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,632 IS THIS YOUR CORNER CREW OR WHAT? 1212 00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:54,937 AND I'M SORRY ABOUT EVANS. 1213 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:56,809 I MEAN, THE DUDE PISSES PEOPLE OFF. 1214 00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:59,377 YEAH. HE'S A REAL GREAT GUY TO HAVE AROUND. 1215 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:00,160 QUITE A DICK. 1216 00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:01,727 LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM. 1217 00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:02,684 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU JUST GOT TO GET TO KNOW HIM. 1218 00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:05,557 OH, YEAH. TH-THAT'S ON MY AGENDA. 1219 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,775 YOU READY, SON? 1220 00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:07,646 ACTUALLY, I THINK I'M GOING TO STICK AROUND 1221 00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:09,169 FOR A BIT AND WAIT FOR JIMMY 1222 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:10,692 TO MAKE THAT BIG APPEARANCE. 1223 00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:12,216 HOW ARE YOU GETTING HOME? 1224 00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:13,565 YEAH, MAN, I'M NOT COMING TO PICK UP 1225 00:52:13,608 --> 00:52:14,914 YOUR CRAZY ASS IN THE MORNING. 1226 00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:18,396 THAT'S COOL, BECAUSE, UH, JORDAN LIVES OUT MY WAY. 1227 00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:19,571 I'LL JUST, YOU KNOW... 1228 00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:20,920 YEAH, BOY.HITCH A LITTLE RIDE. 1229 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:24,315 Garrett: GET HOME SAFE, ALL RIGHT? YUP, LATER. 1230 00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:27,753 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME, NOW. 1231 00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:30,147 HEY, NICKY, MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T 1232 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:32,192 DO ANYTHING ELSE STUPID TONIGHT. 1233 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:34,977 YES, MAN, AND MAKE SURE HE GETS SOME REST. 1234 00:52:35,021 --> 00:52:36,414 WE HAVE A GIG TOMORROW. 1235 00:52:36,457 --> 00:52:38,503 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1236 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:42,768 NO WORRIES. I PROMISE, HE'S GOING TO SLEEP LIKE A ROCK. 1237 00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:43,943 GOOD. 1238 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:47,164 COME ON, LET'S GO DOWN. 1239 00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,818 MY MAN, IT'S BEEN-- 1240 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,647 NICK! 1241 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:03,049 DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT GIG TOMORROW. 1242 00:53:08,794 --> 00:53:10,926 [GRUNTS] 1243 00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:17,368 ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 1244 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:23,287 BOB VILA, EAT YOUR HEART OUT. 1245 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:24,375 HA HA HA. 1246 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:25,985 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 1247 00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:32,296 HA HA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT. 1248 00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:35,342 LITTLE DEVIL, TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING OFF LIKE THIS, 1249 00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:36,865 WITHOUT EVEN CALLING ME. 1250 00:53:36,909 --> 00:53:39,085 I MEAN, YOUR MUSIC CAME, LIKE, POURING THROUGH MY WINDOWS. 1251 00:53:39,128 --> 00:53:40,521 NICKY, I ALMOST PUKED. 1252 00:53:40,565 --> 00:53:43,394 SO, TELL ME, WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 1253 00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:46,397 FUNERAL. 1254 00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:47,920 YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME, RIGHT? 1255 00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:50,488 IT'S JUST GOING TO BE A LITTLE PRIVATE AFFAIR. 1256 00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,359 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T CALL YOU. 1257 00:53:52,403 --> 00:53:55,928 OH, WELL YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM IN THAT BIG OL' PENTHOUSE FOR LITTLE OL' ME? 1258 00:53:55,971 --> 00:53:57,016 YOU KNOW, I WASN'T EXPECTING 1259 00:53:57,059 --> 00:53:59,279 TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY MORE GUESTS. 1260 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,280 WELL... BUT WHAT THE HELL? 1261 00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:01,629 RIGHT? I MEAN, WE'RE NEIGHBORS. 1262 00:54:01,673 --> 00:54:05,329 HA! I'M SURE THAT I CAN SQUEEZE YOU INTO MY PLANS. 1263 00:54:05,372 --> 00:54:07,418 THAT'S VERY GRACIOUS OF YOU, NICKY, REALLY. 1264 00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:09,071 VERY GRACIOUS. SO, WHAT IS THIS, 1265 00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,812 A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT REMODELING OR WHAT? 1266 00:54:10,856 --> 00:54:15,817 NO. I WAS JUST, UH, ALWAYS CURIOUS IF THESE THINGS REALLY WORKED. 1267 00:54:15,861 --> 00:54:17,166 AND WHAT WAS THE VERDICT? 1268 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:20,387 SURPRISINGLY, QUITE WELL. 1269 00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:21,649 UH-HUH! 1270 00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:23,999 HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS CALLIE 1271 00:54:24,043 --> 00:54:25,958 MY NEIGHBOR FROM DOWNSTAIRS. 1272 00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:27,046 HI. I'M THE ONE WHOSE HEAD 1273 00:54:27,089 --> 00:54:29,788 YOU'VE BEEN STOMPING ON ALL EVENING. 1274 00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:31,050 OH, HOW RUDE OF US. 1275 00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:32,965 LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU, WITH SAY, COCKTAIL, 1276 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:35,663 BONG HIT, OPEN-FACED CHEESE SANDWICH. 1277 00:54:35,707 --> 00:54:37,491 ACTUALLY, ALL 3 SOUND FAIRLY TEMPTING. 1278 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:40,364 LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK BREAKDOWN OF WHAT'S GOING ON. 1279 00:54:40,407 --> 00:54:42,975 HEY, HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU-- WHERE YOU GOING? 1280 00:54:43,018 --> 00:54:44,281 I'M JUST NOT IN THE PARTY MOOD ANYMORE. 1281 00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:45,630 WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JORDAN? IT'S EARLY. 1282 00:54:45,673 --> 00:54:47,936 I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE HERE WITH OPEN ARMS 1283 00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:50,809 WHEN YOUR MAN ARRIVES AND GIVE HIM A BIG OLD HUG? 1284 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:53,899 COME ON, NICKY. EVERYTHING'S BEEN COOL UP UNTIL NOW. 1285 00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:55,204 DON'T RUIN IT. 1286 00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,294 LISTEN, I AM JUST POINTING OUT THE POSSIBILITIES. 1287 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,034 RICH KID LIKE HIM, 1288 00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:01,820 PARENTS ARE LOADED, FORTUNE 500 FUTURE. 1289 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,343 YOU KNOW WHAT? JIM'S MONEY HAS NOTHING TO DO 1290 00:55:03,387 --> 00:55:05,911 WITH WHY WE'RE TOGETHER. YOU'RE JUST BITTER. 1291 00:55:05,954 --> 00:55:07,652 YEAH, WELL, LET'S SEE, HUH? 1292 00:55:07,695 --> 00:55:10,829 GIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH BOYFRIEND 1293 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,962 AND SHACKS UP WITH BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND, 1294 00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:17,357 WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE FATTEST CAT ON THE WEST SIDE. 1295 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:21,622 SO, IF THAT MAKES ME BITTER, WELL, THEN, YEAH, YOU GOT ME. 1296 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,407 YOU KNOW WHAT, NICK? I'M TIRED, 1297 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:26,366 I'M WORRIED, AND NOW, I'M REALLY IRRITATED. 1298 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:27,411 SO I'M NOT EVEN GOING 1299 00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:28,716 TO GET INTO THIS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 1300 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,196 YOU AND I ARE NOT TOGETHER 1301 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,373 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T COMMIT TO ANYTHING. NOT TO SCHOOL, 1302 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,854 NOT TO A CAREER, AND DEFINITELY NOT 1303 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:37,464 TO A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. 1304 00:55:37,508 --> 00:55:40,554 AH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF THERE WAS A LITTLE MORE FUCKING, 1305 00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:42,774 IT WOULD'VE BEEN...BYE. 1306 00:55:42,817 --> 00:55:44,341 EASIER. 1307 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:47,039 Callie: HMM. GUEST OF HONOR, HUH? 1308 00:55:47,082 --> 00:55:49,346 NICKY SAID IT WAS A FUNERAL. 1309 00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:53,611 YOU KNOW, NICKY'S GOT A PRETTY WILD IMAGINATION. 1310 00:55:53,654 --> 00:55:55,700 HEY, JORDAN--JORDAN, SERIOUSLY... 1311 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:58,093 COME ON. WAIT, ALL RIGHT? 1312 00:55:58,137 --> 00:55:59,704 [SIGHS] 1313 00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:01,270 LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY. IT WASN'T RIGHT OF ME TO SAY THAT. 1314 00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:04,361 I GUESS I'M JUST PISSED OFF AT JIM, MYSELF. 1315 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:07,146 I KNOW--I KNOW THAT YOU'RE WORRIED. 1316 00:56:07,189 --> 00:56:11,193 AND MY ATTEMPT AT A PARTY IS, WELL, PRETTY MUCH A BUST. 1317 00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:12,499 BUT IT IS STILL A PARTY. 1318 00:56:12,543 --> 00:56:16,503 I MEAN, SHIT, IT'S NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT YET. 1319 00:56:16,547 --> 00:56:20,333 ANY MINUTE, JIM IS GOING TO COME WALTZING THROUGH THESE DOORS. 1320 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,074 YEAH. BLITZED OUT OF HIS MIND. 1321 00:56:22,117 --> 00:56:23,684 ALMOST DEFINITELY BLITZED OUT OF HIS MIND, 1322 00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:25,817 BUT HE IS GOING TO COME WALTZING THROUGH THESE DOORS. 1323 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,733 AND THEN, THE REAL PARTY'S GOING TO START HOPPING. 1324 00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:30,474 [SIGHS] 1325 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:34,347 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? HMM? HOW ABOUT WE GIVE THE PUNK ONE MORE RING? 1326 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,175 I DON'T KNOW. I... 1327 00:56:36,218 --> 00:56:38,569 COME ON. 1328 00:56:41,049 --> 00:56:42,050 ALL RIGHT. FINE. 1329 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:43,965 HOW ABOUT A SMILE? 1330 00:56:44,009 --> 00:56:46,794 NO. A SMILE! 1331 00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:49,884 PERFECT. 1332 00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:52,104 THERE YOU GO. 1333 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:55,673 LET'S GO IN AND CALL HIM, HUH? 1334 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:59,111 ♪ ONE, 2, 3, HIT 1335 00:56:59,154 --> 00:57:02,027 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 1336 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:10,122 Terry: HERE WE GO. CHECK OUT THE TREASURE TROVE! WHO WANTS... 1337 00:57:10,165 --> 00:57:13,081 Skyles: YO, T, HOW ABOUT SOME DART WARS, MAN? 1338 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,953 HELL, NO. WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT... 1339 00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:16,694 NO, NO. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 1340 00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:20,175 I SWEAR, IF HE DOESN'T ANSWER, I'M CALLING HIS PARENTS. 1341 00:57:20,219 --> 00:57:22,395 WELL, YOU GOT A MACHINE? 1342 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,440 MACHINE? 1343 00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:24,528 LIKE AN ANSWERING MACHINE, YOU KNOW. 1344 00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:26,921 MAYBE UH, MAYBE LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 1345 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:28,401 SHIT. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. 1346 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:32,144 YO! YOU CRAZY, SNAKE-ASSED MOTHERFUCKER, WHERE ARE YOU? 1347 00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:33,450 DID YOU GET HIM?I REPEAT-- 1348 00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:34,581 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? 1349 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,670 DID YOU GET HIM? YEAH. YOU BET. HOLD ON. 1350 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:38,542 BULL'S EYE, ALMOST. 1351 00:57:38,585 --> 00:57:39,804 FUCK THAT GAME. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY 1352 00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,893 SOME NAKED TWIXTER, MAN.OH, YEAH? 1353 00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:43,198 THIS PLACE IS FUCKING KICKIN', MAN. 1354 00:57:43,242 --> 00:57:46,201 HAL AND SKYLES WENT ROUND AND ROUND. NO SHIT. 1355 00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,552 YEAH, NO, I FIGURED IT WOULD HAPPEN, TOO, YEAH. 1356 00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:50,249 NICK, LET ME TALK TO HIM. WAIT. 1357 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,337 [CALLIE SCREAMS] 1358 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:54,122 FUCKING CLASSIC, MAN. FUCKING CLASSIC. 1359 00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:56,081 NICK, GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE. 1360 00:57:56,124 --> 00:57:57,778 HEY, NO. JIMMY, UH, 1361 00:57:57,822 --> 00:57:59,606 THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN. SHE WANTS TO CHEW YOUR GODDAMN EARS OFF. 1362 00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:00,999 WHO WANTS IN? COME ON. COME ON. 1363 00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:03,436 SO, JUST GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, PRONTO, ALL RIGHT? 1364 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,742 I'M GOING TO PUT HER ON. 1365 00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:06,744 THERE YOU GO. CHRIST. 1366 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,789 JIMMY, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 1367 00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:10,530 WE'VE WAITED FOR YOU ALL NIGHT. 1368 00:58:10,574 --> 00:58:12,445 JIMMY? HELLO? 1369 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,490 HELLO... 1370 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:16,188 NICK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PHONE? 1371 00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:17,319 WHAT? 1372 00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:18,190 THE PHONE. IT'S DEAD. 1373 00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:19,147 YOU KNOW, JUST TOSS IT HERE. 1374 00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:21,062 MAYBE YOU HIT THE WRONG BUTTON. 1375 00:58:22,281 --> 00:58:23,369 HELLO... 1376 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:25,153 HELLO? 1377 00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:26,938 WELL, DOCTOR, I CONCUR. THIS HERE PHONE 1378 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,679 IS OFFICIALLY NON-FUNCTIONAL. 1379 00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:31,464 TIME OF DEATH: 11:57 IN THE P.M. 1380 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,161 IS THERE ANOTHER PHONE I CAN USE SOMEWHERE? 1381 00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,467 NOPE. JUST THE ONE PORTABLE. 1382 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:37,078 UNCLE ATTICUS IS A FIRM BELIEVER IN MINIMALISM. 1383 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:40,212 DO ANY OF YOU LOSERS HAVE A CELL PHONE? 1384 00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:41,213 NOPE. 1385 00:58:41,256 --> 00:58:42,040 SORRY. NOT ON ME. 1386 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,171 NO CELL PHONE HERE, BABY. 1387 00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:44,303 NAH. THAT SHIT'LL GIVE YOU BRAIN CANCER. 1388 00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:46,479 THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BRO. 1389 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,393 FIGURES. 1390 00:58:47,436 --> 00:58:49,177 SO, UM, WHAT DID HE SAY? 1391 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,049 WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE, ANYWAY? 1392 00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:54,139 HE'S DOWN AT THE TUNNEL. HE'S CAVORTING WITH THE FREAKS 1393 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,706 AND THE GHOULS.OH, RIGHT. 1394 00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:57,490 I'D MAKE HIM SCRUB HIS COCK BEFORE HE WENT TO BED TONIGHT. 1395 00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:02,713 OH, THAT'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR ALL OF US, THERE. 1396 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:04,453 IT'S TRUE, MAN. 1397 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,412 SKYLES, REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROUGHT THAT DIRTY GIRL FROM DOWN THERE? 1398 00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:09,110 SHE GAVE YOU THE CLAP AND SHIT. 1399 00:59:09,154 --> 00:59:10,459 NICK, SO WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY? 1400 00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:11,678 JORDAN, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 1401 00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:14,072 WHAT HE SAID WAS HE'S GOING TO BE HERE SOON. 1402 00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:15,377 SO, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, 1403 00:59:15,421 --> 00:59:17,118 IS KICK THESE SHOES OFF, RELAX AND PLAY 1404 00:59:17,162 --> 00:59:21,688 A FAST, FRIENDLY, FUN, FABULOUS GAME OF TWIXTER. 1405 00:59:21,732 --> 00:59:22,559 THAT'S RIGHT. OK. 1406 00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:26,824 RIGHT HAND ON LEFT THIGH. 1407 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,043 OH, PLEASE.SORRY. 1408 00:59:31,263 --> 00:59:32,917 Skyles: ALL RIGHT NOW, HERE WE GO. 1409 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,833 TERRY, WHAT YOU GOT TO DO NOW, IS YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR RIGHT FOOT 1410 00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,182 AND PUT IT ON THE YELLOW DOT. 1411 00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,140 AND CALLIE, WHAT YOU GOTTA DO 1412 00:59:39,184 --> 00:59:43,754 IS TAKE YOUR LEFT HAND AND PUT IT ON THE BLUE DOT. 1413 00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:47,322 Callie: TERRY, BEHAVE YOURSELF. COME ON, NOW. 1414 00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:49,934 AND, JORDAN, ONCE AGAIN, YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND 1415 00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:51,109 ON THE GREEN DOT. 1416 00:59:51,152 --> 00:59:55,679 YEAH. RIGHT HAND, BABY, ON THE GREEN DOT. 1417 00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:59,421 AND NICK--NICK, YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND ON THE GREEN DOT. 1418 00:59:59,465 --> 01:00:02,294 AND TERRY--TERRY, RUDE. 1419 01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:03,687 YOU GOTTA FUCKIN', UH, LET'S SEE... 1420 01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:06,211 YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND ON THE BLUE DOT. 1421 01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:08,082 AND CALLIE, WHAT YOU GOT TO DO 1422 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:10,998 IS PUT YOUR LEFT HAND ON THE GREEN DOT. 1423 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:15,829 CALLIE, YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR LEFT HAND AND PUT IT ON THE GREEN DOT. 1424 01:00:15,873 --> 01:00:20,268 TERRY, PUT YOUR LEFT NUT ON THE RED DOT. 1425 01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:25,186 CALLIE, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND PUT IT ON THE BLUE DOT. 1426 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:44,249 PUT YOUR HEAD-- PUT YOUR HEAD... 1427 01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:51,691 All: OH! 1428 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:52,997 YO, HAL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR HEAD 1429 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,302 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS NOW, MAN? 1430 01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:57,044 I'M OUT OF HERE. I GOTTA--I GOTTA USE THE CAN. 1431 01:00:57,088 --> 01:01:00,178 ♪ ALL RIGHT 1432 01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:01,614 [ALL GROANING] 1433 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:02,746 HEY, HEY. NO! 1434 01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:05,357 SKYLES, NO. YOU CAN'T USE THAT, MAN. 1435 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,578 HEY, HEY, SKYLES, YOU CAN'T USE THAT. 1436 01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:13,800 COME ON!RELAX, DUDE, 1437 01:01:13,844 --> 01:01:15,410 I'M JUST TAKING A PISS, ALL RIGHT? 1438 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,804 NO, NO! BUT, YOU CAN'T USE THAT! 1439 01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:19,284 SKYLES! 1440 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:20,372 AAH! 1441 01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:21,852 Jordan: SOMEBODY'S CUTTING OFF 1442 01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:25,029 THE CIRCULATION OF MY LEG. 1443 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,858 WHOA. 1444 01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:34,038 THAT MOTHERFUCKER THREW YOU OFF YOUR GAME, CHIEF. 1445 01:01:34,081 --> 01:01:37,084 WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO NOW 1446 01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:40,827 IS GO BACK OUT THERE AND GET IN THE ACTION. 1447 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:43,308 Terry: I GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS! 1448 01:01:43,351 --> 01:01:45,484 [FLUSHES TOILET] 1449 01:01:50,228 --> 01:01:52,230 AH! OLE! 1450 01:01:52,273 --> 01:01:54,449 Terry: I'M GOING TO LAY DOWN, MAN. I'M GOING TO PUKE. 1451 01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:55,712 OLE! 1452 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,583 Jordan: OLE?WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? OW! 1453 01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,280 OLE! 1454 01:01:59,324 --> 01:02:01,108 OW! OK. 1455 01:02:01,152 --> 01:02:02,153 ENOUGH! 1456 01:02:02,196 --> 01:02:04,329 Terry: NO MAS, NO MAS. 1457 01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:05,852 LET'S CATCH A SMOKE ON THE ROOF. 1458 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:10,552 OK. UM, NICK, IF JIM CALLS, WILL YOU PLEASE COME GET ME? 1459 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:13,425 OH, YEAH. SURE THING. ABSOLUTELY. 1460 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,995 TERRY, COLD AND WET? 1461 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:19,039 YOUR MOTHER. 1462 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:21,650 BEVERAGE, FOOL. YOU WANT SOMETHING? 1463 01:02:21,694 --> 01:02:23,043 DO YOU HAVE ANY WINE? 1464 01:02:23,087 --> 01:02:24,958 AH, BUT OF COURSE, MADAME. 1465 01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:26,351 MAKE MINE A MUG. 1466 01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:27,352 COMING RIGHT UP. 1467 01:02:27,395 --> 01:02:28,962 HELL, LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE STUDY. 1468 01:02:29,006 --> 01:02:30,094 IT'S AWESOME. 1469 01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:32,749 Nick: ♪ DO DO DO DA DA DA 1470 01:02:40,321 --> 01:02:45,457 CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, MAN. THE STUDY! SHA-DIMP! 1471 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,460 NICK, UH, NICK HATES IT WHEN I'M IN HERE, MAN, 1472 01:02:48,503 --> 01:02:51,593 BECAUSE UNCLE ATTICUS WILL WHOOP HIS LITTLE ASS. 1473 01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:53,900 LOOK AT THIS SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER. 1474 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:57,469 ♪ DO DO DO DUP 1475 01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:58,905 [WHISTLING] 1476 01:02:58,949 --> 01:03:03,649 DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CAN MATCH UP WITH THIS. SHA-DINK. 1477 01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:09,350 AHH. 1478 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,578 I THINK IT'S TIME I GET SOME AIR. 1479 01:03:34,854 --> 01:03:36,551 Hal: I SAID BONG HEAD. 1480 01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:39,380 DRINKS ARE SERVED. 1481 01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:40,120 MERLOT? 1482 01:03:40,164 --> 01:03:42,862 OH. THANK YOU, DARLING. 1483 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,168 CHEERS. 1484 01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:46,344 YEAH, WHOA-HO-HO. 1485 01:03:46,387 --> 01:03:48,259 TO JIM. 1486 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:49,390 YEAH. TO JIM. 1487 01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:51,305 JIMMY.OH, HOLD ON. 1488 01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:52,567 CALLIE, YOU--YOU WANT TO JOIN US? 1489 01:03:52,611 --> 01:03:54,308 OH, NO. I MEAN, I BARELY EVEN KNOW THE GUY. 1490 01:03:54,352 --> 01:03:56,049 FOR ALL I KNOW, HE COULD BE LIKE A TOTAL ASSHOLE. 1491 01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:59,357 HE PROBABLY IS. I MEAN, HE FUCKING MISSED, LIKE, MOST OF HIS PARTY. 1492 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,532 YOU KNOW? 1493 01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:01,620 YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT A POINT. 1494 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:03,840 I GUESS SHE DOES. 1495 01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:19,377 Skyles: UH, PEOPLE LIKE HIM, YOU KNOW. 1496 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,508 THEY THINK THEY'RE SO SMART 1497 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:21,858 BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR WHAT? 1498 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:23,337 LIKE 10 YEARS OR SOMETHING? AND THEY THINK 1499 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:25,383 THAT MAKES THEM ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY, FUCKING SUPERIOR. 1500 01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:29,039 I-I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT WAS EQUAL PARTS. 1501 01:04:29,082 --> 01:04:31,389 HE HAD IT COMING AND YOU WERE OVERREACTING. 1502 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:34,609 NOPE. HE WAS PISSING ME OFF ON PURPOSE. 1503 01:04:34,653 --> 01:04:36,263 OK. 1504 01:04:36,307 --> 01:04:38,352 I MEAN, SOME OF THOSE GUYS--FUCKING GRAD STUDENTS AND SHIT-- 1505 01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:39,919 MAN, NO OFFENSE OR NOTHING, 1506 01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:41,965 BUT THEY ARE, LIKE, THE MOST IGNORANT AND ANNOYING PEOPLE 1507 01:04:42,008 --> 01:04:43,923 ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 1508 01:04:44,358 --> 01:04:46,491 THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING TALKING MONKEYS. 1509 01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:47,840 ALL THEY DO 1510 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,581 IS REGURGITATE THE LAST THING THEY HEARD OR READ. 1511 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:51,061 AND THEN THEY TAKE THAT AS GOSPEL, 1512 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:53,063 WITHOUT EVER APPLYING THE LESSONS IN REAL LIFE FIRST 1513 01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:55,369 TO SEE IF THE-- THE AUTHORS, OR, HELL, 1514 01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:58,155 EVEN THEIR GODDAMN PROFESSORS WERE FULL OF SHIT OR NOT. 1515 01:04:58,198 --> 01:05:00,853 JUST BECAUSE A GUY'S GOT A FEW LETTERS AFTER HIS NAME, 1516 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,724 DOESN'T MEAN EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS RIGHT. 1517 01:05:02,768 --> 01:05:03,987 MOST OF IT COULD BE TOTAL CRAP. 1518 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,946 NOW, MAN, BY NATURE, IS A MORBID BEAST, RIGHT? 1519 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:11,472 STUCK BETWEEN HIS OWN NATURAL, GENETIC INSTINCTS TO KILL, 1520 01:05:11,516 --> 01:05:14,519 AND HIS OWN MODERN DICTUMS TO BE CIVIL. 1521 01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,477 WHOO. BITTER. 1522 01:05:16,521 --> 01:05:18,001 I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, MAN. 1523 01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,959 YOU KNOW, IN THIS DAY AND AGE, MONEY IS OUR MEAT. RIGHT? 1524 01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:23,920 WE DON'T GO OUT AND KILL TO SURVIVE AND BREED, RIGHT? WE MAKE MONEY 1525 01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:26,705 TO SURVIVE AND BREED. 1526 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:31,623 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THOSE OLD INSTINCTUAL URGES FOR BLOOD 1527 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,930 THAT GOT US THIS FAR. 1528 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:37,716 EXCUSE ME. 1529 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:38,891 I MEAN, SHIT, I READ SOME OF THOSE GUYS 1530 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,675 THEY'RE ALWAYS BULLSHITTING ABOUT. 1531 01:05:40,719 --> 01:05:42,851 NIETZSCHE AND--AND THAT RUSSIAN DUDE. 1532 01:05:42,895 --> 01:05:44,070 AND SOME OF IT MADE SENSE, 1533 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,551 BUT A LOT OF IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE BIBLE. 1534 01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:48,379 YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON SOCIETY, 1535 01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,555 OR A NEGATIVE. IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION. 1536 01:05:50,598 --> 01:05:53,079 THE GUY AT THE END OF THAT CRIME AND PUNISHMENTBOOK-- 1537 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:54,341 DID YOU READ THAT? 1538 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,429 YEAH--YEAH. 1539 01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:56,953 HE TURNS HIMSELF IN AT THE END. WHY? 1540 01:05:56,996 --> 01:05:58,867 BECAUSE HE FELT BAD, AND THAT'S-- 1541 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:00,957 THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT HERE. 1542 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,134 IN THEORY, THIS WHOLE SUPERMAN, BETTER-THAN-YOU IDEA 1543 01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:06,571 IS ALL GOOD AND WELL, BUT IN REALITY, 1544 01:06:06,614 --> 01:06:10,009 MAN'S INNATE MORALS ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG 1545 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,794 DICTATE THAT-- THAT TO FOLLOW SUCH A TEACHING 1546 01:06:12,838 --> 01:06:15,406 IS NOT THE PATH TO BECOMING A SUPERIOR HUMAN, 1547 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:22,108 BUT RATHER ONE THAT'S, UH, SUBHUMAN, YOU KNOW? 1548 01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:24,458 [GIGGLES] 1549 01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:28,636 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO GO ON A RANT THERE. 1550 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:32,249 ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT THINGS 1551 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,685 I'VE HEARD ALL NIGHT. 1552 01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:35,208 ALL RIGHT. 1553 01:06:35,252 --> 01:06:36,993 I'LL BUY THAT. 1554 01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:50,180 YOU KNOW, 6 MONTHS IS A, UH, A MIGHTY LONG TIME. 1555 01:06:51,485 --> 01:06:53,574 MM. HA HA. 1556 01:06:53,618 --> 01:06:58,840 AW...I SHOULD GET BACK DOWN. 1557 01:07:00,712 --> 01:07:03,758 NO WORRIES. 1558 01:07:03,802 --> 01:07:05,195 COOL. 1559 01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:11,027 FUCK. 1560 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:33,049 NO WORRIES. I LIKE THAT. 1561 01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:38,228 [HUMMING] 1562 01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:49,239 SHE'LL BE BACK. 1563 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:01,642 [GRUNTING] 1564 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,739 [GAGGING] 1565 01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:14,264 SEE, THE KEY TO A PROPER HANGING IS THE PROPER DROP. 1566 01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:18,529 AND SHOULD, IF DONE CORRECTLY, INSTANTLY SNAP THE SPINAL CORD. 1567 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,921 AND IF DONE INCORRECTLY? 1568 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:22,620 WELL, 2 POSSIBILITIES. ONE, IF THE DROP IS TOO SHORT, 1569 01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:28,800 THE PERSON DIES A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH BY ASPHYXIATION. 1570 01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:30,541 AAH! 1571 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,804 AND THE OTHER? 1572 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,806 INSTANT DECAPITATION. 1573 01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:37,417 IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. CLEAN OFF? 1574 01:08:37,461 --> 01:08:40,725 IT'S ALL ABOUT TENSILE STRENGTH, MY FRIEND. 1575 01:08:58,612 --> 01:09:00,919 WHISKEY DICK. 1576 01:09:10,885 --> 01:09:13,192 SHIT. 1577 01:09:16,848 --> 01:09:17,631 WHAT? 1578 01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:19,242 WHAT DID YOU DO TO SKYLES? 1579 01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:20,504 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1580 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:22,854 HE JUST STORMED OUT OF HERE ALL PISSED OFF. 1581 01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:24,551 WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1582 01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:27,293 REALLY? WELL, YOU WERE THE LAST ONE TO SEE HIM. 1583 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:28,294 WHAT HAPPENED?WHAT? 1584 01:09:28,338 --> 01:09:30,340 HE TRIED TO KISS ME AND I SAID NO. 1585 01:09:30,383 --> 01:09:31,906 UH-HUH.END OF STORY. 1586 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:34,170 [SIGHS] BUT WHO LED HIM ON? 1587 01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:35,606 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1588 01:09:35,649 --> 01:09:37,303 WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 1589 01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:39,175 AND WHERE IS JIM, ANYWAY? 1590 01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:40,437 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1591 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:41,829 IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH STICKING AROUND ANYMORE. 1592 01:09:41,873 --> 01:09:44,702 YOU WANT TO LEAVE? FINE! FUCKING LEAVE. 1593 01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:46,704 I JUST THOUGHT THAT SINCE I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE 1594 01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:50,360 OF CONVINCING MY UNCLE TO GIVE UP HIS AMAZING PAD 1595 01:09:50,403 --> 01:09:52,753 FOR YOUR LOUSY BOYFRIEND'S FREAKING GOING-AWAY PARTY, 1596 01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:56,409 THAT THE LEAST YOU COULD DO WAS PRETEND TO TRY 1597 01:09:56,453 --> 01:09:58,803 AND HAVE A GODDAMN ZIPPITY-DO GOOD TIME. 1598 01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:01,240 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. I'M FUCKING OUT OF HERE. 1599 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:03,938 BY ALL MEANS. LET ME GET YOUR COAT. 1600 01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:05,462 HAL, DO ME A FAVOR. 1601 01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:06,680 JUST CHUCK THAT FOR ME. 1602 01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:08,291 Jordan: YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T FUCKING BOTHER. 1603 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:10,641 NO, NO, NO. HOUSE RULES. I'M GOING TO WALK YOU OUT. LET'S GO. 1604 01:10:10,684 --> 01:10:15,385 AND CALLIE, SWEETHEART, DRINK YOUR WINE. 1605 01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:22,043 I THINK HE'S LOST HIS MIND. 1606 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:24,394 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL JUST BE SO FUCKING HAPPY 1607 01:10:24,437 --> 01:10:26,570 TO GET RID OF YOU, BELIEVE ME. 1608 01:10:26,613 --> 01:10:28,615 THIS IS SO BIG OF YOU, NICK. YEAH, YEAH. 1609 01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:30,051 I THINK I HAVE SOME PARTY FAVORS, 1610 01:10:30,095 --> 01:10:32,140 AND IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR THEM. 1611 01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:33,011 IS THIS YOURS? 1612 01:10:33,054 --> 01:10:34,273 YES. IT'S MINE. GREAT. 1613 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:36,449 SOME BUDS. IT'S GOOD SHIT, GIRL. 1614 01:10:36,493 --> 01:10:37,755 NO. I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF. 1615 01:10:37,798 --> 01:10:39,496 YOU AND JIM DESERVE EACH OTHER. YOU KNOW THAT? 1616 01:10:39,539 --> 01:10:41,106 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M ON FIRE, MAN. 1617 01:10:41,149 --> 01:10:44,065 ALL I NEEDED WAS JUST A LITTLE MORE OF YOUR TIME. THAT'S IT. 1618 01:10:44,109 --> 01:10:45,458 [GROANING] 1619 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:48,853 ARE YOU S--I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME, TERRY. 1620 01:10:48,896 --> 01:10:52,117 IT'S THE FUCKING KIND BUD, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1621 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,555 I DON'T THINK--REALLY, YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 1622 01:10:55,599 --> 01:10:56,643 OH, FUCK! 1623 01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:58,297 OH, SHIT! NICKY! 1624 01:10:58,341 --> 01:10:59,951 NICKY! GUYS! 1625 01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:02,214 NOT THE BONG. FUCK. 1626 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,390 WE HAVE A PROBLEM! 1627 01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:06,131 Jordan: TERRY... MY GOD. 1628 01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:07,350 FUCK. FUCK! 1629 01:11:07,393 --> 01:11:08,873 WHAT HAPPENED? 1630 01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:11,136 COME HERE, PAL. GRAB HIM WITH ME. 1631 01:11:11,179 --> 01:11:13,051 Jordan: CAREFUL!WAKE UP, MAN, WAKE UP! 1632 01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:14,835 COME ON. COME ON, WAKE UP. 1633 01:11:14,879 --> 01:11:16,402 NO, NO, NOT THIS ONE. THE OTHER ONE. 1634 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:17,621 Jordan: WHY, WHY? 1635 01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:18,926 HE HAS TO PUKE. 1636 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:20,493 HE BLOODY NEEDS A TOILET THAT'S GOING TO WORK. 1637 01:11:20,537 --> 01:11:21,886 CALLIE, WHAT ELSE DID HE TAKE? 1638 01:11:21,929 --> 01:11:24,323 UH, JUST BOOZE AND WEED. I-I--MAYBE THERE WAS COKE. 1639 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:26,760 I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. 1640 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:29,937 COME ON, TERRY, COME ON, TERRY. 1641 01:11:29,981 --> 01:11:31,896 WATCH HIS HEAD. 1642 01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:32,940 OUT OF THE WAY. 1643 01:11:32,984 --> 01:11:34,855 OUT OF THE WAY. COME ON, KID. 1644 01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:36,292 COME ON, TERRY. COME ON! 1645 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:38,076 DON'T YOU NOD OUT ON ME NOW, MAN. COME ON, LET'S GO! 1646 01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:41,471 GIVE ME A SIGN. GIVE ME A SIGN. 1647 01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:47,085 I JUST--I THINK I NEED-- I'M SORRY, I-I NEED WATER OR SOMETHING. I... 1648 01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:48,695 COME ON, PAL.COME ON! 1649 01:11:48,739 --> 01:11:50,915 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GET YOU OUT OF HERE, HUH? 1650 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:52,917 YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE. 1651 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,092 OK. 1652 01:11:54,135 --> 01:11:56,573 BESIDES, I NEED TO USE YOUR PHONE, ANYWAY. 1653 01:11:57,051 --> 01:12:00,228 YOU KNOW WHAT? UM, I THINK THAT I'M-- 1654 01:12:00,272 --> 01:12:02,361 I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME BECAUSE... 1655 01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:03,884 NOW SHE WANTS A DRINK. 1656 01:12:03,928 --> 01:12:06,409 YOU KNOW, UM, 1657 01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:07,845 BECAUSE, UM, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE 1658 01:12:07,888 --> 01:12:08,933 WHEN THE PARAMEDICS ARRIVE. 1659 01:12:08,976 --> 01:12:10,761 MY DAD GETS, YOU KNOW, REALLY-- 1660 01:12:10,804 --> 01:12:13,416 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY FUCKED THINGS UP TONIGHT. 1661 01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:15,940 I MEAN, ARRIVING UNANNOUNCED WAS ONE THING, 1662 01:12:15,983 --> 01:12:19,465 BUT THEN TO NOT HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO DRINK 1663 01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:23,077 THE GODDAMN DRINK THAT YOU GODDAMN ASKED ME FOR. 1664 01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:25,689 UM, I-I WASN'T THIRSTY, MAN. 1665 01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:27,343 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR IT, 1666 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,474 NOW, SHOULD YOU HAVE? 1667 01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:30,084 I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER BOTTLE, ALL RIGHT? 1668 01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:33,261 OH, CALLIE, CALLIE, CALLIE, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE WINE. 1669 01:12:33,305 --> 01:12:36,613 IT'S ABOUT THE PLAN. AND LET ME TELL YOU, SISTER, 1670 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:39,355 YOU REALLY, REALLY FUCKED UP THE PLAN. 1671 01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:41,705 MY DAD'S GOT A WHOLE CABINET FULL. 1672 01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:43,663 BUT IT'S OK. IT'S OK, RIGHT? 1673 01:12:43,707 --> 01:12:45,839 BECAUSE I AM A... 1674 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:47,406 [BANGS POT]A PROFESSIONAL! 1675 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:48,929 RIGHT? 1676 01:12:48,973 --> 01:12:50,540 YEAH. 1677 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:53,369 IT'S GOOD STUFF HE'S GOT. 1678 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:54,935 I SAID I'M A PROFESSIONAL, RIGHT? 1679 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:56,459 YES. YES, YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL. 1680 01:12:56,502 --> 01:13:00,071 AND WHAT'S THE KEY TO BEING A GOOD PROFESSIONAL? 1681 01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:04,031 UM...I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. 1682 01:13:04,075 --> 01:13:05,729 IMPROVISATION. 1683 01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:07,383 BEING ABLE TO THINK ON YOUR FEET. 1684 01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:10,690 GETTING A BASKETFUL OF LEMONS, 1685 01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,779 AND MAKING LEMONADE. 1686 01:13:18,481 --> 01:13:20,265 GOTTA GET YOUR CARBS. 1687 01:13:23,747 --> 01:13:27,141 ♪ YA DA DA VIVEREÉ ♪ 1688 01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:28,142 COME ON! COME ON! 1689 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,928 CIAO BELLA! BELLISIMO! 1690 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:33,191 WAKE UP! 1691 01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:37,413 WAKE THE FUCK UP! 1692 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,981 [GASPING] 1693 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:43,070 NICK, CALL AN AMBULANCE! 1694 01:13:43,114 --> 01:13:44,811 ♪ VIVEREÉ ♪ 1695 01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:47,466 Hal: NICKY, WHERE ARE YOU? NICK! NICK! 1696 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:48,772 CALL 911! NICK! 1697 01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:51,383 NICK, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1698 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,340 GET IN HERE! 1699 01:13:52,384 --> 01:13:54,821 ♪ YA DA DA VIVEREÉ♪ 1700 01:13:54,865 --> 01:13:56,432 NICK, ANSWER ME! 1701 01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:58,216 NICKY! 1702 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,175 HEY, NICK, WHERE ARE YOU? 1703 01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:03,134 [RINGS BELL] 1704 01:14:03,177 --> 01:14:05,484 [HUMMING] 1705 01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:08,618 CALL SOMEBODY! 1706 01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:11,142 NICKY, ANSWER ME! 1707 01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:13,666 THAT'S IMPROVISATION. 1708 01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:15,015 NICK! NICK! 1709 01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:18,192 YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE HAD THAT WINE. 1710 01:14:18,236 --> 01:14:20,586 COME ON. COME ON. GIVE ME A SIGN. JESUS. 1711 01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:22,022 [GRUNTING] 1712 01:14:22,066 --> 01:14:23,502 COME ON, WAKE UP, KID. 1713 01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:25,896 UHH! 1714 01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,246 WHAT THE... 1715 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,168 Nick: ♪ AH DO DO DO DO 1716 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:40,084 WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? I WAS SCREAMING MY ASS OFF BACK THERE. 1717 01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:42,347 I RAN DOWN TO USE CALLIE'S PHONE. 1718 01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:44,175 AND DID YOU CALL 911? 1719 01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:45,481 THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. 1720 01:14:45,524 --> 01:14:47,613 RIGHT. JUST LIKE JIM, HUH? BE HERE ANY MINUTE? 1721 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:49,006 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH ALL THIS? 1722 01:14:49,049 --> 01:14:51,008 UH, LET ME SEE. MY--MY BOYFRIEND IS MISSING, 1723 01:14:51,051 --> 01:14:54,141 TERRY IS BACK THERE IN THE BATHROOM FUCKING DYING, 1724 01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:57,231 AND EVERYONE ELSE IS SUDDENLY DISAPPEARING. 1725 01:14:57,275 --> 01:14:58,624 OH, OH, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 1726 01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:01,322 I FOUND A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH YOUR PHONE, HERE, NICK. 1727 01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:04,064 THERE ARE NO FUCKING BATTERIES. 1728 01:15:05,065 --> 01:15:07,415 MY--MY CLEVER GIRL. 1729 01:15:07,459 --> 01:15:10,157 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE, NICKY? 1730 01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:11,332 WHERE'S JIM? 1731 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,073 THAT OTHER GIRL-- CALLIE-- WHERE IS SHE? 1732 01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:17,861 ALL THIS BECAUSE THE LOUSY PHONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY LOUSY BATTERIES? 1733 01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:20,994 NO. ALL OF THIS BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A CONVERSATION 1734 01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:22,822 ON THAT LOUSY FUCKING PHONE 1735 01:15:22,866 --> 01:15:25,216 WITHOUT ANY LOUSY FUCKING BATTERIES, NICK! 1736 01:15:25,259 --> 01:15:27,784 YOU'RE JUST PUTTING ON A SHOW, NICK. 1737 01:15:27,827 --> 01:15:29,307 KID'S TOAST. 1738 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:32,528 WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY NANCY REAGAN NEVER WARNED HIM. 1739 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:33,833 I INTERRUPT SOMETHING? 1740 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:36,009 MAN, IT'S GOTTEN AWFUL QUIET IN HERE. 1741 01:15:36,053 --> 01:15:37,010 NOT AT ALL. 1742 01:15:37,054 --> 01:15:38,185 JUST JORDAN IS POINTING OUT 1743 01:15:38,229 --> 01:15:39,578 THE FACT THAT THE LOUSY PHONE 1744 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:42,886 DOESN'T HAVE ANY LOUSY BATTERIES. 1745 01:15:45,802 --> 01:15:47,107 YOU DON'T SAY. 1746 01:15:47,151 --> 01:15:48,369 OH, I DO. 1747 01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:49,719 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. 1748 01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:51,111 BUT I-I THINK I'M JUST-- 1749 01:15:51,155 --> 01:15:54,332 I'M JUST GOING TO GO, OK? JUST... 1750 01:15:57,988 --> 01:15:59,076 HEY, HEY, HEY, COME ON. 1751 01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:02,296 I WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND, REALLY. 1752 01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:03,820 COME ON. YOU KNOW ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1753 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:06,170 I'M EVER THE BUFFOON. I WAS JUST HORSING AROUND. 1754 01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:09,608 LET'S JUST GIVE JIM ONE MORE CALL BEFORE YOU GO. 1755 01:16:09,652 --> 01:16:10,914 JUST OUT OF MY WAY, OK? 1756 01:16:10,957 --> 01:16:13,394 BUT YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK TO HIM ALL NIGHT. 1757 01:16:13,438 --> 01:16:16,789 WE NEED TO GET TERRY SOME HELP, NICKY. 1758 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:17,747 HELP FOR WHAT? 1759 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:20,140 HE'S DEAD! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HAL? 1760 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:22,099 UH, YOU COULD STICK A FORK IN HIM. 1761 01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,884 WHAT OUR PRIORITY IS NOW IS JIM. 1762 01:16:24,928 --> 01:16:27,713 I MEAN, THIS IS HIS PARTY, AFTER ALL. 1763 01:16:27,757 --> 01:16:29,149 SO, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO 1764 01:16:29,193 --> 01:16:30,411 IS GIVE HIM ONE LAST RING. 1765 01:16:30,455 --> 01:16:33,240 [DIALING TELEPHONE] 1766 01:16:33,284 --> 01:16:35,765 AH. HERE WE GO. 1767 01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:37,201 [CRYING] 1768 01:16:37,244 --> 01:16:39,986 [LINE RINGS] 1769 01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:42,641 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1770 01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:45,209 [RINGS] 1771 01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:47,254 [RINGS] 1772 01:16:49,517 --> 01:16:50,997 FUCK. 1773 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:53,304 YOU FUCKER. 1774 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,654 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1775 01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:57,264 GOD...FUCKER. 1776 01:16:57,308 --> 01:16:58,744 I FUCKING KNEW IT, MAN. 1777 01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:01,442 IT WAS SO--IT WAS A SHOT IN THE DARK, 1778 01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:02,879 BUT, DAMN, I'M GOOD. 1779 01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,228 YOU FUCKING KNEW THE WHOLE TIME, 1780 01:17:04,271 --> 01:17:07,318 AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, YOU FUCKING FREAK? 1781 01:17:07,361 --> 01:17:10,669 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THE DATE FIT. MAY 21, RIGHT? 1782 01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:11,844 IT WASN'T UNTIL JOHNNY ROTTEN 1783 01:17:11,888 --> 01:17:14,586 THREW ME INTO THE DAMN THING THAT I KNEW. 1784 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,196 ALMOST BUSTED MY SHOULDER. 1785 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,372 FUCKING BOX DIDN'T EVEN BUDGE, RIGHT? 1786 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,417 WAY TOO HEAVY. 1787 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:21,114 UNLESS, OF COURSE... 1788 01:17:21,158 --> 01:17:23,421 SOMETHING BE WEIGHING IT DOWN, HUH? 1789 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:26,250 [NICK CLAPPING] BRAVO! 1790 01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:28,295 BRAVO. 1791 01:17:28,339 --> 01:17:31,168 TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS. 1792 01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:32,735 AH, NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND. 1793 01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:35,128 WHY DON'T YOU DOUBLE-CHECK THAT HAT? 1794 01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:38,349 YOU'RE SICK. 1795 01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,177 YOU BOTH ARE FUCKING SICK! 1796 01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:42,614 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED, MAN. 1797 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,355 DANCING WITH THE WIRE OUT IN THE OPEN, HUH? 1798 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:47,314 HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU ALWAYS TAUGHT US, HAL? 1799 01:17:47,358 --> 01:17:48,664 NEVER LET ME DOWN, NICK. 1800 01:17:48,707 --> 01:17:50,709 I BELIEVE THAT, UH, MAKES IT A DRAW. 1801 01:17:50,753 --> 01:17:52,406 DUEL TO THE DEATH AT 10 PACES? 1802 01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:55,409 THAT WOULD BE NICE. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE GUN. 1803 01:17:55,453 --> 01:17:57,237 [GASPS] HEY. 1804 01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:01,024 HOW LONG AFTER I LEFT THE BAR, HUH? 1805 01:18:01,067 --> 01:18:05,463 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE ONE MAN TO FINISH OFF A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA? 1806 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,378 TO FRIENDS. TO YOU. TO--HEY. 1807 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:10,120 DON'T EVER FORGET ME. DOWN THE HATCH. 1808 01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:12,905 ALL RIGHT, MAN. OK. 1809 01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:14,864 MMM! 1810 01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:16,387 WHOO! 1811 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:17,344 [WHISTLES] 1812 01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:18,476 GET SOME MORE. HURRY! 1813 01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:19,738 YEAH. 1814 01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:21,000 HEY, BARTENDER, LET'S GET SOME MORE WHISKEY! 1815 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,132 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1816 01:18:22,175 --> 01:18:23,220 MY TREAT. 1817 01:18:23,263 --> 01:18:25,875 HEY, BUDDY, COME ON DOWN. 1818 01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:28,834 [CLEARS THROAT] 1819 01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:30,270 GIVE ME ANOTHER SELTZER AND WATER. 1820 01:18:30,314 --> 01:18:33,665 SO, WHO'S GETTING THE ASS-END OF THE HOG, HERE? 1821 01:18:35,536 --> 01:18:37,451 JUST GET ME THE FUCKING DRINKS. 1822 01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:39,802 COMING AT YOU, BUD. 1823 01:18:39,845 --> 01:18:42,108 OH, JEEZ! 1824 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:46,112 LET THE PARTY BEGIN, JIMBO! 1825 01:18:46,809 --> 01:18:48,680 AHH. 1826 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:51,335 BEERS IT IS. THANK YOU. 1827 01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:54,425 I USED TO CRAWL IN THIS THING AS A KID, MAN. 1828 01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:55,556 SEE IF I STILL FIT IN HERE. 1829 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,385 BET YOU A DOLLAR YOU CAN'T FIT IN THERE. 1830 01:18:58,429 --> 01:18:59,952 A DOLLAR? MAN. 1831 01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:01,867 WHEW. 1832 01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:11,529 I WANT TO GET IN. I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 1833 01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:13,749 HOLD YOUR HORSES, THERE, JIMBO. 1834 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:16,490 IT'S YOUR NIGHT, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG ONE. 1835 01:19:16,534 --> 01:19:19,319 COME ON. LET ME IN, MAN! LET ME IN! 1836 01:19:19,363 --> 01:19:21,104 [POUNDING ON BOX] 1837 01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:30,287 Nick: TRIPPY, RIGHT? 1838 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:32,158 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAW ME IN HALF, 1839 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,769 ARE YOU? 1840 01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,297 I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING SOME GIRLS 1841 01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:42,386 DOWN IN HERE LATER. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 1842 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:43,779 YEAH. YOU COULD BRING, 1843 01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,390 UH, YOU COULD BRING JORDAN. 1844 01:19:46,694 --> 01:19:50,481 HEY, UH, THE LID'S STUCK OR SOMETHING, MAN. 1845 01:19:51,177 --> 01:19:52,265 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 1846 01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:56,269 NICK, WHERE'D YOU GO? WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1847 01:19:57,531 --> 01:19:59,185 NICK! 1848 01:20:00,404 --> 01:20:02,101 NICK! 1849 01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:03,450 GOD DAMN, NICK! 1850 01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:04,408 MAN, LET ME OUT OF HERE! 1851 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:07,019 IT'S ALL PART OF THE FUN, BUD. 1852 01:20:08,325 --> 01:20:09,848 HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE... 1853 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,415 NICK, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1854 01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,417 GOD DAMN, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS 1855 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:16,202 IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, MAN. 1856 01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:17,290 WHAT'S THAT? 1857 01:20:17,334 --> 01:20:19,205 LOOK, YOU LITTLE PUSSY, 1858 01:20:19,249 --> 01:20:21,294 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW! 1859 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:22,078 AHH. 1860 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:25,342 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! 1861 01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:27,866 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1862 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:29,259 NICK! GOD DAMN IT! 1863 01:20:29,302 --> 01:20:31,522 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1864 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:32,871 SHIT! 1865 01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:35,004 NICK! 1866 01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:36,744 NICK! 1867 01:20:36,788 --> 01:20:41,053 GOD DAMN YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU! 1868 01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:42,838 HELLO? 1869 01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:44,448 [RAPPING ON BOX] 1870 01:20:44,491 --> 01:20:46,754 FUCK YOU, MAN. 1871 01:20:46,798 --> 01:20:48,626 FUCK! NO. 1872 01:20:48,669 --> 01:20:51,194 GOD DAMN IT! LET ME OUT, MAN! FUCK! PLEASE! 1873 01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:55,763 GOD DAMN IT! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! 1874 01:20:55,807 --> 01:20:59,593 FUCK! 1875 01:20:59,637 --> 01:21:02,118 FUCKER, LET ME THE FUCK OUT! 1876 01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:04,250 FUCK! 1877 01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:05,686 NICK... 1878 01:21:05,730 --> 01:21:11,431 NICK! NICK! NICK! 1879 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:14,521 YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT PHONE OUT 1880 01:21:14,565 --> 01:21:15,740 TO BEGIN WITH. 1881 01:21:15,783 --> 01:21:17,698 BUT THEN AGAIN, I NEEDED THE STYLE POINTS. 1882 01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:20,527 SO, ALL OF THIS IS BECAUSE OF ME? 1883 01:21:20,571 --> 01:21:22,094 DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, SWEETHEART, HUH? 1884 01:21:22,138 --> 01:21:25,402 YOU THINK I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF KILLING 10 PEOPLE 1885 01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:27,012 JUST BECAUSE I STILL GOT A HARD-ON 1886 01:21:27,056 --> 01:21:29,449 FOR HER SCRAWNY ASS?YOU KILLED EVERYONE? 1887 01:21:29,493 --> 01:21:31,799 OF COURSE, EVERYONE! 1888 01:21:31,843 --> 01:21:34,237 EVEN MARY AND WALT. 1889 01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:39,329 THESE PEOPLE WERE YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS, NICK. 1890 01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:43,507 WE WERE ALL YOUR FRIENDS, NICKY. 1891 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:46,684 THEY WERE HUMAN BEINGS. 1892 01:21:46,727 --> 01:21:48,381 THEY HAD FUCKING FAMILIES. 1893 01:21:48,425 --> 01:21:54,300 PEOPLE WHO LOVED THEM. PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO FUCKING MISS THEM. 1894 01:21:56,563 --> 01:22:00,524 Jordan: WHY? WHY, NICKY? 1895 01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:10,316 BECAUSE MY--MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME. 1896 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:16,366 AH, JIMINY CHRISTMAS. 1897 01:22:16,409 --> 01:22:18,411 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 1898 01:22:18,455 --> 01:22:19,978 BECAUSE DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME? 1899 01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:21,371 'CAUSE MOM LEFT ME ON THE TIT TOO LONG? 1900 01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:24,983 OL' PASTOR PETE, HE TOUCHED MY PECKER WHEN I WAS 8? 1901 01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:26,811 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1902 01:22:26,854 --> 01:22:31,947 WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY DID THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMP OVER THAT LAZY DOG, HUH? 1903 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:34,514 YOU PEOPLE WITH ALL YOUR WHYS, YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU CAN 1904 01:22:34,558 --> 01:22:37,082 MAKE SENSE OF EVERY SICK THING THAT GOES ON 1905 01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:39,171 IN THIS WORLD WITH ONE OR 2 LITTLE WHYS, 1906 01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:43,001 SO SOMEHOW YOU CAN SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT. 1907 01:22:43,045 --> 01:22:47,440 WHY DOES EVIL NICKY DO THE CRAZY THINGS HE DOES? 1908 01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:49,225 MAYBE IT'S THE TV. 1909 01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:51,183 OR THE SATANIC VAMPIRE CULTS 1910 01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:54,317 OR THE GODDAMN INTERNET. 1911 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,580 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, SWEETHEART, 1912 01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:59,539 THAT'S JUST A LITTLE... 1913 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:03,413 TOO GODDAMN CONVENIENT FOR THIS PSYCHOPATH. 1914 01:23:05,502 --> 01:23:06,720 BECAUSE HE COULD. 1915 01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:09,462 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1916 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:12,378 THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG 1917 01:23:12,422 --> 01:23:13,771 BECAUSE HE COULD. 1918 01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:15,947 HE WAS BETTER THAN THEM. 1919 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,689 BETTER?THE BEST! 1920 01:23:18,732 --> 01:23:20,560 OH, I DON'T PLAY GUITAR, 1921 01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:24,260 OR WRITE FOR ROLLING STONE, OR DUNK A BASKETBALL, 1922 01:23:24,303 --> 01:23:25,826 OR THROW A DECENT LEFT HOOK, 1923 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,612 BUT I DEFINITELY, AND I MEAN DEFINITELY, 1924 01:23:28,655 --> 01:23:30,266 SHOWED TONIGHT THERE IS ONE THING 1925 01:23:30,309 --> 01:23:33,138 THAT I CAN DO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. 1926 01:23:33,182 --> 01:23:37,664 THAT'S WHY I'M THE BEST, BECAUSE I GOT THE BRAINS 1927 01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:39,188 AND THE BALLS. 1928 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,277 GRANTED, I SEE THE BEAUTY IN YOUR WORK HERE, NICK. 1929 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:44,584 YOU KNOW, 10 PEOPLE DEAD WITHOUT ANYONE SAYING A WORD. 1930 01:23:44,628 --> 01:23:45,890 I MEAN, IT'S DOWNRIGHT IMPRESSIVE. 1931 01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:48,675 I IMAGINE I'M GONNA BE TEACHING IT REAL SOON. 1932 01:23:48,719 --> 01:23:50,547 SO DON'T GET ME WRONG, PAL, WHEN I SAY 1933 01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:52,636 THAT YOU'RE ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER, 1934 01:23:52,679 --> 01:23:54,681 AND THEY'RE GONNA FRY YOUR ASS. 1935 01:23:54,725 --> 01:23:57,032 NOT PART OF THE PLAN. 1936 01:23:57,075 --> 01:23:58,685 BUT YOU ARE. 1937 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:02,559 YOU SEE, YOU GOT THE WHYS COMING OUT THE YING-YANG, PROFESSOR. 1938 01:24:02,602 --> 01:24:03,777 YOU'RE THE OUTSIDER. 1939 01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:06,606 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DEVOTED HIS ENTIRE LIFE 1940 01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:12,047 TO THE MORBID PURSUIT OF THE ART OF MURDER. 1941 01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:14,832 GO ON. LEFT JACKET POCKET. 1942 01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:17,748 LEFT JACKET POCKET. 1943 01:24:46,777 --> 01:24:49,171 AND YOU, PARTNER? HUH? 1944 01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:51,608 I'M JUST GONNA BE THE HERO 1945 01:24:51,651 --> 01:24:54,872 WHO TOOK YOU DOWN AND ESCAPED ALIVE. 1946 01:24:56,178 --> 01:24:58,310 NO! NO, NO, NO! 1947 01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:04,708 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE PARTY, JORDAN, HUH? 1948 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:07,885 WHY DON'T YOU COME JOIN THE PARTY? 1949 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:19,026 YOU KNOW, F-FOR A BIG BRAIN, NICKY, YOU'RE AWFULLY FUCKIN' STUPID. 1950 01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:21,116 I'M SMART ENOUGH TO BEAT YOU. 1951 01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:22,769 BEAT? 1952 01:25:22,813 --> 01:25:25,381 HA! SHIT, BOY, DID YOU EVER STOP FOR FUCKING ONE GODDAMN MINUTE 1953 01:25:25,424 --> 01:25:29,167 AND TAKE A GOOD ARM'S-LENGTH LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' SITUATION, HUH? 1954 01:25:29,211 --> 01:25:31,778 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SHILL, MY FRIEND. 1955 01:25:31,822 --> 01:25:34,085 A LITTLE EXPERIMENT THAT I'VE PRIVATELY UNDERTAKEN 1956 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:37,915 THAT I READILY ADMIT'S GONE A WEE BIT WRONG. 1957 01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:38,959 RIGHT? QUESTION. 1958 01:25:39,003 --> 01:25:40,744 HOW MUCH BULLSHIT DO I HAVE TO FILL 1959 01:25:40,787 --> 01:25:44,617 AN OVER-INTELLIGENT YET FUCKING EMOTIONALLY RETARDED KID'S HEAD WITH 1960 01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:46,837 BEFORE HE STEPS, OR IN THIS CASE LEAPS, 1961 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,883 WITH BOTH FEET OUT OF THE KITCHEN SINK OVER THE EDGE? 1962 01:25:49,927 --> 01:25:52,103 EVIDENTLY, NOT FUCKING MUCH. 1963 01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,365 JUST WHISPER FUCKING SWEET NOTHINGS 1964 01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:55,193 OF MURDER AND MAYHEM INTO HIS EAR, 1965 01:25:55,237 --> 01:25:58,762 AND 3 SEMESTERS LATER, HE'S GOT HIS BEST FRIEND STUFFED INTO A BOX, MAN. 1966 01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:00,329 JESUS, KID, WAKE THE FUCK UP! 1967 01:26:00,372 --> 01:26:04,333 YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL HERE! I AM! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! 1968 01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:07,336 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, MR. MILGRIM, 1969 01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:09,686 I'M THE ONE WITH THE GUN. 1970 01:26:09,729 --> 01:26:12,950 YEAH? SO FUCKIN' SHOOT. 1971 01:26:22,089 --> 01:26:23,787 [WHISPERING] Fuck. 1972 01:26:25,832 --> 01:26:29,836 HEY, WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYIN', HUH? 1973 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,926 BRING A GUN TO A KNIFE FIGHT? 1974 01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:42,980 RUN! JORDAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 1975 01:26:43,937 --> 01:26:45,287 [GUNSHOT] 1976 01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:47,332 [GUNSHOT] 1977 01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:48,855 NOWHERE TO GO, GUYS! 1978 01:26:48,899 --> 01:26:50,857 FUCK. 1979 01:26:52,337 --> 01:26:54,818 LET ME IN. RIGHT. 1980 01:26:55,384 --> 01:26:58,125 JUST GET US IN THE MOOD! 1981 01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:02,347 [BIXIO'S CANTATE CON MEPLAYING] 1982 01:27:02,391 --> 01:27:04,088 WELL, WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING TO? 1983 01:27:04,131 --> 01:27:06,786 LOOK, LADY, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW, 1984 01:27:06,830 --> 01:27:08,484 LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT, OK? 1985 01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:10,225 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THAT CRAZY FUCK OUT THERE HAS A GUN, 1986 01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:11,704 AND I--WE DON'T! 1987 01:27:11,748 --> 01:27:13,880 HEY, JUST LOOK AROUND FOR A WEAPON WI-- 1988 01:27:13,924 --> 01:27:15,012 LOOK AROUND FOR A REAL WEAPON. 1989 01:27:15,055 --> 01:27:17,406 HEY, WOULD ANYONE LIKE A BONG HIT? 1990 01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:20,147 COME ON, ALL THE KIDS ARE DOIN' IT! 1991 01:27:20,191 --> 01:27:22,889 WAKE UP, LEIGH! 1992 01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:28,068 HAL, YOU HAVEN'T STARTED WITHOUT ME, HAVE YOU? 1993 01:27:28,112 --> 01:27:30,941 HUH? HAL! 1994 01:27:31,463 --> 01:27:35,337 HAVE YOU STARTED WITHOUT ME? HAL? 1995 01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:36,816 Jordan: SHIT. HAL? 1996 01:27:36,860 --> 01:27:38,992 GOD. AAH! 1997 01:27:39,036 --> 01:27:41,604 HAL? HAL? 1998 01:27:41,647 --> 01:27:44,041 [GUNSHOT] 1999 01:27:56,662 --> 01:27:59,056 PUT THAT IN YOUR DISSERTATION. 2000 01:28:10,415 --> 01:28:12,939 HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! 2001 01:28:12,983 --> 01:28:16,073 HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! 2002 01:28:19,381 --> 01:28:21,296 GOD. 2003 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,004 AAH! 2004 01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:36,528 OH, SHIT! 2005 01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:38,008 NO! 2006 01:28:38,051 --> 01:28:41,794 AH, THAT'S RIGHT, JORDAN McNEIL, COME ON DOWN! 2007 01:28:41,838 --> 01:28:46,277 YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR GAME SHOW, 2008 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,541 FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE! 2009 01:28:49,933 --> 01:28:52,370 OHH! SHIT! 2010 01:28:52,414 --> 01:28:55,982 SOMEBODY GET THE NUMBER ON THAT TRUCK. 2011 01:29:03,076 --> 01:29:03,860 COME ON, JORDAN! 2012 01:29:03,903 --> 01:29:05,949 YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME ANY. 2013 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:14,740 [OPERA CONTINUES] 2014 01:29:19,963 --> 01:29:22,661 [WHIMPERING] 2015 01:29:36,153 --> 01:29:38,024 IT'S TOO EASY, JORDAN. 2016 01:29:38,068 --> 01:29:39,896 IT'S TOO EASY. 2017 01:29:39,939 --> 01:29:41,463 FUCK! 2018 01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:50,820 [WHISPERING] Oh, God. You can do this. 2019 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:58,088 THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PLAN. 2020 01:30:06,313 --> 01:30:08,098 WOMEN! 2021 01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,629 OPEN UP! OPEN UP! 2022 01:30:23,548 --> 01:30:27,900 HELP! HELP! NO! 2023 01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:35,517 Jordan, yelling: SOMEBODY HELP ME! 2024 01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:38,911 SOMEBODY HELP ME! 2025 01:30:38,955 --> 01:30:40,478 NICE. 2026 01:30:40,870 --> 01:30:45,004 Jordan: PLEASE, ANYONE! 2027 01:30:45,048 --> 01:30:46,832 HELP! 2028 01:30:57,887 --> 01:31:02,282 Jordan: HELP! HELP! 2029 01:31:02,326 --> 01:31:06,112 YOU'RE STARTING TO BECOME A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. 2030 01:31:16,079 --> 01:31:19,474 MY, MY. VERY CLEVER, JORDAN. 2031 01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:21,388 VERY CLEVER GIRL. 2032 01:31:22,694 --> 01:31:24,609 IN FOR 2? 2033 01:31:42,801 --> 01:31:45,195 Nick: JORDAN! 2034 01:31:46,109 --> 01:31:48,241 YOU'RE KILLING ME, JORDAN. 2035 01:31:48,285 --> 01:31:51,244 DON'T YOU WANT ME TO FINISH ANYTHING? 2036 01:31:56,946 --> 01:31:58,295 FUCK! 2037 01:32:03,082 --> 01:32:04,040 THEY'LL FUCKING CATCH YOU. 2038 01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:07,043 THAT IS ALL PART OF THE FUN. 2039 01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:09,219 BEING UP AGAINST THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST 2040 01:32:09,262 --> 01:32:11,395 THE F.B.I. HAS TO OFFER. 2041 01:32:11,438 --> 01:32:12,483 I MEAN, SHOOT. 2042 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:13,571 THEY MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO GET JOHNNY D., 2043 01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:15,094 THE MIND HUNTER HIMSELF, 2044 01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:18,097 OUT OF RETIREMENT. 2045 01:32:19,664 --> 01:32:20,665 RELAX. 2046 01:32:20,709 --> 01:32:23,929 THIS SHOULDN'T HURT. 2047 01:32:23,973 --> 01:32:25,975 WELL, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE. 2048 01:32:26,018 --> 01:32:28,412 FUCK YOU. 2049 01:32:30,327 --> 01:32:33,286 IT'S MY LUCKY DAY. 2050 01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:35,550 ONE SHOT LEFT. 2051 01:32:42,295 --> 01:32:44,950 [SLASH, GUN FIRES]AAH! 2052 01:33:02,272 --> 01:33:04,013 FUCK NIETZSCHE. 2053 01:33:24,076 --> 01:33:27,950 GODDAMN GENUINE, MODERN-DAY ALCHEMIST, BABY. 2054 01:33:27,993 --> 01:33:30,561 AIN'T NOTHING GONNA BREAK ME DOWN. 2055 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,781 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 2056 01:33:38,134 --> 01:33:39,918 DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT I DID, MAN? 2057 01:33:39,962 --> 01:33:41,528 DID YOU SEE THAT? 2058 01:33:41,572 --> 01:33:45,184 I FUCKIN' KUNG-FU'D HIS ASS AND SHIT. 2059 01:33:47,273 --> 01:33:48,797 I NEVER DID LIKE HIM ANYWAY, MAN. 2060 01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:51,713 HE USED TO STARE AT MY ASS AND SHIT. 2061 01:33:53,715 --> 01:33:54,672 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 2062 01:33:54,716 --> 01:33:58,328 I KICKED THAT FUCKER'S ASS! 2063 01:33:58,371 --> 01:34:00,025 YOU DID GOOD, TOO, THOUGH, YOU KNOW? 2064 01:34:00,069 --> 01:34:01,200 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 2065 01:34:01,244 --> 01:34:03,115 I GIVE YOU PROPS. 2066 01:34:03,159 --> 01:34:07,163 THAT WAS REAL SEXY, WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 2067 01:34:07,206 --> 01:34:10,296 THIS IS SOME GOOD WEED, TOO, RIGHT? 2068 01:34:15,780 --> 01:34:17,695 HELL OF A PARTY, HUH? 2069 01:34:17,739 --> 01:34:20,698 YEAH. AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 2070 01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:24,267 I KICKED SOME ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 2071 01:34:24,310 --> 01:34:27,487 YOU DIDN'T DO SO BAD YOURSELF. 2072 01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:29,881 THANK YOU. 2073 01:34:29,925 --> 01:34:30,708 AGAIN. 2074 01:34:30,752 --> 01:34:31,970 SPEAKING OF ASSES, THOUGH, 2075 01:34:32,014 --> 01:34:33,015 YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO TELL YOU, 2076 01:34:33,058 --> 01:34:35,626 YOU HAVE A REALLY SWEET ASS. 2077 01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:38,281 [LAUGHS] 2078 01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:42,415 GUESS WE HAVE TO FIND SOME NEW FRIENDS NOW, HUH? 2079 01:34:42,459 --> 01:34:44,417 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 2080 01:34:44,461 --> 01:34:45,767 I'M NEVER DATING AGAIN. 2081 01:34:45,810 --> 01:34:49,205 DOES THAT MEAN CASUAL SEX IS OUT OF THE QUESTION? 2082 01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:51,120 [LAUGHS BITTERLY] YEAH. RIGHT. 2083 01:34:51,163 --> 01:34:53,600 COME ON. I HAD TO ASK. 2084 01:38:41,828 --> 01:38:45,745 ♪ HEY, BABY, WHAT YA DOIN' TONIGHT ♪ 2085 01:38:45,789 --> 01:38:46,964 ♪ SUGAR? 2086 01:38:47,008 --> 01:38:51,969 ♪ I HOPE YOU CALL WHEN IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 2087 01:38:52,013 --> 01:38:57,583 ♪ WELL, I GOT THIS CERTAIN CASE OF BLUES ♪ 2088 01:38:57,627 --> 01:39:00,195 ♪ AND IF I SEE YOUR SMILING FACE ♪ 2089 01:39:00,238 --> 01:39:02,414 ♪ I KNOW IT WILL DIFFUSE ♪ 2090 01:39:02,458 --> 01:39:07,289 ♪ HEY, BABY, HOW'S ABOUT A CRUISE? ♪ 2091 01:39:07,332 --> 01:39:12,033 ♪ WE CAN GO ANY PLACE YOU CHOOSE ♪ 2092 01:39:12,076 --> 01:39:14,252 ♪ WELL, I'VE HEARD MULHOLLAND'S FINE, ♪ 2093 01:39:14,296 --> 01:39:17,255 ♪ WE'LL TAKE THE VIEW AND DRINK SOME WINE ♪ 2094 01:39:17,299 --> 01:39:18,517 ♪ SO, HEY 2095 01:39:18,561 --> 01:39:21,607 ♪ WHAT YOU DOIN' TONIGHT? ♪ 2096 01:39:23,696 --> 01:39:26,569 ♪ WHAT YOU DOIN', BABY? ♪ 2097 01:39:27,657 --> 01:39:30,007 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2098 01:39:30,051 --> 01:39:35,012 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 2099 01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:04,824 Terry: KNOCK-A-NO! 137079