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Your name! Please!

Nacho Vidal. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

I said cut!

I'm fucking sick of him! Let's go?

Do you like women?

I want to watch you fucking other women.

Doctor!

You have chlamydia.

Rocco kicked me off the movie!

And it's your fucking fault!

Did you feel used like a doll?

Because that's how guys make me feel every fucking day!

- Get out! - What's wrong?

- Rocco doesn't want to see me. - You gave up everything.

First chance, you screw it up.

You never gave up. You gonna do it now?

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Are we making the damn movie?

Nacho, I really like you.

I was a mess the other night. You deserve success.

I want to go to the US, rule the world.

Me too.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen!

LOS ANGELES

Welcome to the mecca of the porn industry.

San Fernando Valley!

In the heart of Los Angeles.

Or as we usually call it...

The Porn Valley!

Why beat around the bush?

A city like no other,

where dreams

always come true.

Meh!

That dream bubble where you only expect to find pleasure

and happiness.

Especially when you come here to devour it all.

Because every actor dreams of conquering Hollywood...

and fucking it senseless.

If you wanna be a star,

you must surrender to an industry that offers you success

but will also fuck you over.

THE BIG LEAGUES, REALLY?

We call him The Falcon because he has an eye for business.

Falcon sounds like a show-off. "The Falcon."

Everyone wants him as an agent.

He is the best in the Valley. A bit expensive.

- How expensive? - Thirty per cent.

Son of a bitch! Thirty...?

For that money, he ought to suck my balls before shooting.

You'll get the best roles and you'll earn three times more.

Hey. Why are you staying out of it, then?

I have to keep an eye on Hungary.

I thought that was Angelo's job.

Angelo has always had my respect.

Even before the 101 women,

but I won't leave him alone with the production company.

No way.

Believe me, Nacho. It will be worth it, okay?

Just try to make a good impression.

- Got it? - Understood.

Let's go.

PARADISE

Now, all my boys have won AVN awards.

And lots of money. Right, Rocco?

You ready to bust your balls, son?

Oh, please.

This spagnolo is like a machine!

I don't know, Rocco.

Spanish guys are famous for being lazy!

- Oh! - What did he say?

Can't trust a guy who takes a "siesta" at two in the afternoon.

Hey! Look.

Nacho has shot over twenty films in a single year!

Falcon.

He's a star in Europe.

I've come here to make it to the top.

And if you don't believe in me, then...

you have no fucking clue.

It's hilarious! And...

that attitude is awesome!

And the women are gonna love it!

- Good. - Just one thing.

What?

The name.

Sounds like a Mexican dish, man.

"Nacho Cheese".

He doesn't like your name.

Excuse me.

Don't give me that "Nacho Cheese".

"Nachoooo Guacamole" bullshit.

I'm Nacho Vidal.

That's my name.

I' ll take it, man.

Deal, man.

Relax, man!

Awesome! Right?

I don't want to watch it! I don't want it to be shown!

Being a porn star isn't so bad. Not like working in a mine.

Plus, it tells the story of how we met. It's nice.

I want to watch it.

It's a reminder that I'm jerking material!

Now that I'm trying to quit!

I want to quit porn, Nacho! Okay?

I want to be a respected actress! That's my dream!

I thought you were with me!

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm with you till I die.

What time is it on TV?

Eight o'clock.

Let's watch it together when I get back from filming.

It will be fine, you'll see.

I just want to be respected and appreciated.

I respect you.

Give me some time. You'll get used to the city, buddy.

Here we are, my man!

I'm gonna get you an ID as soon as I can,

but in the meantime you can get to work.

Those are your working tools.

Do not lose them.

Bro... I already have a working tool.

You know what I'm saying?

Wait, how the hell does this work?

Hey, listen. This is serious, alright?

Learn how to use the PDA

and don't leave home without it, alright?

All your shooting days...

Hey, Bob, good to see you.

are marked in pink!

Alright?

We'll update them as we go.

Hi ladies.

But it's all in pink.

You're working with Leo Cortés today, alright?

Leo Cortés.

- Really?! - Yes!

I watched all his fucking movies, man!

I didn't know he was also a director.

Everybody does it, man.

And soon enough you'll be asking me to set you up with a directing hit.

Can you see it?

Nacho! The Porn Director!

You bet.

We are at the wrong door, buddy.

Follow me.

Wait.

What about the chick?

Cause I like to meet her before shooting,

you know, I need to build up some sort of vibe with her.

While you are at it, why don't you

ask for her fucking autograph, Nacho?

Because she's...

Ava...

fucking... Brown!

No...

No, you... Are you fucking with me?!

Wait, that woman is a goddess.

Yes, she is and I hope that today you earn yourself, buddy.

A torero!

You ready to work, man?

I'm ready to work!

Leo, we're here, buddy!

I got Nacho!

We got a big fucking cock and he wants to fuck!

This is unbelievable!

Yes, it is!

Welcome to the big leagues, son.

Follow me.

- Yeah, man! - I really appreciate what you are doing.

Hey! You are not in Kansas anymore, alright?

Dorothy, buddy.

This is not España, buddy.

We make two hundred films a quarter.

I signed two hundred contracts last quarter, buddy.

I don't stop. This is a noon stop machine, alright?

You're gonna love it.

Leo!

Falcon.

I want you to meet...

Nacho Vidal!

Nice to meet you, Mr. Cortés.

I'm a big fan of your work.

I watched all your movies.

Good.

Because I haven't seen one of yours.

I'm just kidding, handsome. Please call me Leo.

Mister Cortés was my dear father.

He's fucking with me.

Leo is always fucking with people, right Leo?

Of course I'm fucking with you.

Finally a cock that overshadows that Italian.

Alright, let's get the party started, boys!

Come. I'll introduce you to our star.

You can go, he doesn't need protection.

Come on, take care of my boy.

I always take care of your boys.

Have fun, ladies!

She's lovely, but a little distracted.

How come?

Come on, this way.

You hear me?

You hear me, you little...

You son of a bitch!

You never cared about him!

And now you wanna take him away from me?

Of course I will!

You're a bad influence for the kid!

Bullshit!

It was you who ditched us!

You fucking left!

'Cause you're a slut!

A whore!

You want war, Daniel?

You want war?

You'll fucking have it!

I'm gonna call Walter right now

and I'm gonna fuck you up so hard

you're gonna have to wear diapers

for the rest of your fucking life!

I swear!

I fucking swear!

Do it! I'm ready, bitch!

What the fuck?

Not now, Leo!

Not now!

Abby! Where's Abby?

You feeling better, sweetie?

- Yes. - Great.

- Nacho, you ready? - Hey let me know if Walter calls, okay?

Okay.

Hey! Ava! Cellphone's off set!

Nick's custody is far more important than all this!

So don't bust my balls, Leo. Not you!

Not you!

We're ready. Let's get started, people.

Everybody in their places.

And... Action!

Did you order a monster cock in pink?

Lube!

Lube! I need lubrication!

Cut!

Lube!

Lube? Do you want me to lick your pussy?

I've never been with anyone that needed lube.

I don't need anyone licking my pussy,

I just want people to stop messing with my head!

Everybody, let's... let's go again!

Places, everybody!

And...

Action!

Hey, babe.

Did you order a monster cock in pink?

Cut!

You used three fingers, dude!

What?

You can't use more than two fingers

or we can't show the movie in some states in this fucking country!

Let's go again.

And action!

Hey, baby.

Did you order a monster cock in pink?

It's Walter...

It's Walter...

Hey, Walter!

Cut!

Did you listen to my message?

Can you believe it?

This fucking son of a bitch wants to take my kid away!

- Ava! - Give me thirty minutes!

Fuck this! Hey!

Fuck this shit! For real, okay?

I'm outta here! Fucking hell!

Hey. What, are you crazy? Where are you going?

Where am I going? I can't work like this. Have you seen the time?

We're behind schedule. My girlfriend is waiting.

Welcome to America, baby!

This is the big leagues of porn.

You walk out that door right now, you don't come back.

I can't work with this chick!

No!This is not her fault!

It lies in all those men who don't respect a woman

just because she's a porn star!

If you're a porn star,

you don't get to be a mother.

If you're a porn star,

you don't get to take care of your child!

If you're a porn star,

you only get to be a piece of meat

and to suck dick for the rest of your life!

It's not her fault!

Baby, I'm home!

Andrea!

You promised you'd watch it with me.

I'm sorry, honey. It was fucking chaos on set.

I'm sorry.

That documentary is total bullshit.

They changed everything,

and they depict me as a whore.

My agent just called!

They've cancelled three of my auditions!

This fucking sucks!

I'm never getting out!

I'm trapped.

I'm a piece of shit!

I'm worthless.

Don't! Andrea, don't!

- No! - You're a wonderful woman.

You have your whole life ahead of you, my love.

No. Come here. Come here.

No! No, I don't want to! I don't want to! No, no!

A bath will do you good.

I don't want to.

- Do as I say. - I don't like water.

It will do you good.

I don't like water!

I'm a cat.

Why are you so good to me?

You're a prince, you know that?

- How's the water? - It's shit.

Nacho, Nacho! Man,

where the fuck were you?

I paged you like a thousand times!

I know. I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck. Sorry's not good enough.

Did you come to LA to work or what?

Because I've been working my ass off

to make you into a star, okay?

I need you available 24/7.

Yeah, no problem.

Listen, I need you to do me a favor.

Okay, what is it?

It's about my girlfriend,

Bellísima.

She wants to quit porn.

Falcon, are you still there?

Yeah, yeah, damn. Yes.

sorry, man, I just wasn't expecting that.

Looking your girl,

she is currently one of the top European actresses, man.

She wants to move on,

she wants to do conventional movies now.

What, are you serious?

But her star is on the rise, man.

It is what it is!

That's what she wants.

All right, all right.

But don't let her attitude bring you down, okay?

I need you at hundred percent,

do you hear me?

I'm taking a big gamble on you, Nacho.

there's no way I'm quitting porn.

Don't you worry about that.

But if you help her,

I'm your man,

hundred percent!

Trust me.

All right, you Latin lover.

Let me make a few calls, I'll see what I can do.

Beautiful!

Gracias, man.

I love you.

This is the production company.

- Am I wearing the wrong clothes? - No, you're hot.

I'm nervous.

That's what I am.

Hey, give me the flask. Listen to me.

It will be fine. Falcon is working on several projects with this producer.

He's sure they'll put you in a project.

A project? What is that?

It sounded great when he told me.

They already have the director and scriptwriter.

- It doesn't sound great. - What doesn't?

You're going in and you're going to ace the audition.

Show them who's the fucking boss.

Stop it with these absurd fears that lead you nowhere.

But if after this, you leave me for that DiCaprio guy...

He looks just like you.

Sure. It's the dimples.

But I'm sure he doesn't have your beautiful cock.

Let's go?

Let's go.

Hi, I'm Nacho Vidal.

and she's Bellísima,

Andrea Ricci.

We are here to see Mr. Wallace, from WM Productions.

Falcon, from WCC, sent us.

One moment.

Hello, I have Bellísima and Nacho Vidal.

Oh yeah, the fuckin' 'actress'.

- All right. Well. Send them in. - Okay,

will do.

Follow me.

Not you!

Just her.

Okay.

I'm fine.

It's here.

You can take a seat while you wait.

- Thank you. - Good luck.

Presented in the public today.

She is the the first mammal to be cloned from an adult cell.

According to researchers

from the Roslin Institute in Scotland.

They claim that Dolly is the only lamb born

after two hundred and seventy seven previous attempts.

Bye.

Hello. Sorry for making you wait.

Richard Wallace.

Please, do come in.

Thank you.

Coffee?

Or a drink?

No, thank you.

It's very impressive.

Well, that's the idea.

To impress investors when they come to see us.

Although if anyone is impressed today

that has to be me.

Please, have a seat.

Thank you.

You must be very brave

to do everything you do in those movies.

So...

you want to turn your career around.

And why is that?

Well...

actually becoming an actress...

has been a dream of mine since I was a child.

I can imagine.

You loved movies, didn't you?

Yes.

I watched every movie I could.

and I wanted to be all of them.

I had a great imagination.

I imagined, I was gonna be a star...

traveling around the world...

posing in magazines.

Besides...

I love acting.

When you are playing a role, you stop being yourself,

and that's freedom.

And how far would you be willing to go to make all your dreams come true?

What do you mean?

It's not easy to turn your career around overnight.

But if you really put your mind to it,

because it's obvious that deep down you are an artist.

Those tears!

Or were you really in pain when you put all those objects in?

I was deeply impressed what you did with the baseball bat.

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.

I just wanted to hear about your previous experience.

I always ask actresses about their methodology to act.

I didn't mean to upset you.

So how many hours do you think you spent filming?

One hundred?

Two hundred?

This'd just be one more hour,

and then I'll make you the new star of my next movie.

Do you have any idea how many times I jerked off watching you fuck?

No!No!

No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

I'll ruin your fucking life!

I'll destroy you, bitch!

Don't worry about her.

- Andrea! Wait up, honey! - This is all your fault!

Why did you make me believe I could do it?

- Because you can! - No, I can't!

I will always be the slut that puts baseball bats up her ass.

To this guy.

To my father.

To everyone who doesn't know that porn is crap.

Tell me he didn't touch you.

Please tell me he didn't lay a hand on you.

Fuck you and fuck all men!

Don't give me that shit!

If we must stop production, we'll stop it!

But I won't take that deal!

The contract's very clear!

Thirty percent for the broadcasting rights.

Wallace!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Come on!

FALCON

Andrea!

Andrea!

Andrea! Andrea!

FALCON

Family of Andrea Ricci?

Yes.

Follow me.

I'm sorry.

Sorry for putting you through this.

It's okay.

I'm happy to see you're well, Andrea.

I thought I'd lost you.

I want to go home.

I want things to be okay.

Sure.

Yes, of course.

As soon as you're discharged, we're leaving.

No, Nacho.

I want to go alone.

I want to get away from you

and get away from all this.

Andrea, what are you saying?

What have you done?

I don't want you to protect me.

I can protect myself.

Can't you see it makes no sense?

You're my girl.

Nobody lays their hands on you.

If any fucker hurts you,

I'll beat them up. Okay?

That's how it is.

No. That's not how it is.

This is my fight.

Not yours.

And I want to do it alone.

What are you saying? This is not like you, Andrea.

Listen to me. This isn't like you.

Nacho, this is me.

I want to be alone.

Nacho, leave.

No, no, no. No.

Nacho, please.

Andrea, no.

I said no, Andrea.

- Nacho, leave. - No.

- Please. - No!

No!

Nacho, I am asking you to leave, please.

FALCON

You fucking son of a bitch!

I do you a favor and this is how you repay me?

What?

How could you even think about hitting Wallace,

you pea-brain idiot?!

He is one of the top producers in this industry!

I don't ever wanna see your face near me

ever again, do you hear me?!

Ever!

You are fucking fired!

You are fired!

You missed a golden opportunity for a stupid girl!

You're an idiot!

How could you even think of that?

Nacho?

Sara.

You did the right thing.

Women don't have it easy.

It's not easy here either.

It's an unscrupulous industry.

People don't exist. We're like cattle.

But you're going back.

I'm an asshole, right?

No.

It's the most adult thing you've ever done, Nacho.

Helping that girl, I mean.

She doesn't want to see me.

Maybe she needs time.

I wish someone helped me like that.

I'll always be by your side.

You know what, let's go and party!

- What? - Let's go.

But I feel like shit. No.

Honey, let me see you.

- You're sweating like a pig. - I'm nervous.

- If I could jerk off... - Hey!

- That's atrocious! - We are in church.

- I'm gonna jerk off. Period. - Toni! Don't. Okay?

Come outside with me.

Sophie told me to wait here at the altar.

- What's wrong? - I'm not wearing panties.

I'm not wearing panties!

- They wouldn't have lasted anyway. - I promised I'd wear them.

- I'm very nervous. - Are you wearing them or not?

I am. I am wearing panties.

Give her the present so she calms down a bit.

Oh! What is this?

What is this?

Thank you.

FIREWOMAN WANTS A HOSE

It's the best present ever.

You have a great career ahead.

And from behind, honey. Come on, let's go.

No, no, no!

- Don't make me cry. - Careful, your mascara.

What a gorgeous bride!

Gorgeous! Look at that hair!

He's on edge. Do something to keep him entertained.

Did you know that oxytocin is sometimes called the love hormone?

Tiger, not today please.

He really is anxious. I expected something more blunt.

You already know her.

It must be the communion. I haven't been since my First Communion. I'm an atheist.

- Why get married in a church? - Sophie's grandma.

What Sophie's grandma says, goes.

Where is Sophie's grandma?

It doesn't matter. It's an excuse for her to wear a long train

and for me to wear a veil.

When you say "long train," were you thinking of him?

Oh, it's Nacho!

Nacho? Nacho, my man!

Nacho! My man!

Holy shit.

- You came just for my wedding? - No, no. Actually...

As soon as he heard, he got on the plane!

- Hey, champ! - How's it going?

Make some room!

The bride is here!

- The bride is here! - Go, go!

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't know if you wanted to come.

You look beautiful.

It's all so pretty!

Everybody come and dance!

Everybody dance!

Whoa! Who is this macho?

I'm married! Can you believe it?

I can't believe that a slut like you got married in church.

It's family tradition.

But right now,

I could fuck half the guests, starting with Nacho.

Sorry, but he looks so hot.

He's fallen in love, though.

In love? With who?

Don't worry, honey.

I heard the story, she has no chance. Let's go, Sophie.

Let's dance.

My husband!

Honey, your breast has been out all day.

I'll take this. Thank you.

You were right.

Nothing is as good as this.

I'm sorry.

I should have supported you as my son, but...

Hey, what is this? Huh?

I'm the star today, not this Yankee.

- As always. - Daddy...

Where's your present?

Or the damn envelope?

- Even better. Do you have a pen? - No.

- I do. - Why?

VOUCHER FOR 1 TRIP TO...

My wedding gift.

A trip to the United States?

For two. In economy, so don't get too excited.

Really?

I didn't have time to buy anything, but I signed it.

Try your luck across the pond.

Shit!

Sophie! Sophie! We're going to the United States!

You've made him happy.

Something wrong, Nacho?

No.

No, I'm fine.

I'll be right back.

- Hello? - Darling.

It's me. How are you?

- Nacho, don't, please. - Wait. Let me speak.

Andrea, I know you're not okay. I know this is not easy.

But I love you, and I'll always take care of you.

Marry me.

What do you say? Will you marry me?

Andrea, I want you to be my wife!

Marry me!

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