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There's the occasion for a family reunion.

Otherwise, a very rare event.

May I add, Reverend Father,

my two aunts are very pious women.

I'm quite aware of their reputation.

Why, that reputation has even penetrated

the walls of the Vatican.

But... there is a "but. "

Remember, Brother Percival,

that this annual escapade of yours

is completely against our rules.

If such an irregularity were not turned in our favor...

I- ..

I'm afraid I don't follow you.

It's quite simple, actually.

Your aunts are

extremely rich

and quite old.

It seems that the rest of the clan

is financially well off.

However, their moral character

is not free of certain weaknesses.

Quite difficult for us to forgive.

Would you like us to go into detail?

Reverend Father!

There's your cousin, Harvey.

He's general director of the Gold Gun Arms factories.

His activities hardly advance world peace!

And there's your Uncle Frederick.

He's in industrial pharmaceuticals.

Condoms and other birth control devices

make up the largest part of their production.

This, in spite of the extremely firm position of the Pope,

and Erika with her modeling agency and fashion magazine.

She makes the best of her positions to satisfy

her lesbian taste for young models,

who are all too willing and ready to do anything to succeed.

Shall I continue?

No. I think not.

I don't think I could!

Apart from your aunts, who are admittedly saintly women,

the rest of the clan reminds me of Sodom and Gomorrah!

I ask you, Brother Percival,

not as a Remington, but as a priest,

would God want such a considerable sum of money

winding up in the hands of that flock of black sheep?

You can easily convince them that our brotherhood

and its work with the young are most deserving.

You'll have the distinct advantage of reminding them

how we can intercede, on their behalf,

to assure an equally rich reward in Heaven.

I'm sure it's possible, Reverend Father.

I was hoping that I might find chance to persuade.

- Go right ahead and do 0, Brother Percival.

I'm happy to see

that you are aware of your duty,

and that of your aunts,

towards our holy community.

Go in peace.

NONNE CANNIBALI

- Just wait and see when I kill that jet-set jerk!

Good day.

Hey, you little idiot! You driving for gangsters these days?

- Why, it was you, Uncle Fred. I didn't recognize you.

You've grown old.

However, your newest wife?

Very nice, indeed.

Cousin Erika. I'm so pleased to see you again.

- Uh-huh. You lie as poorly as you make love.

- About the lying, I know. I've been told often.

For the rest, what would you know?

You're not going to introduce me?

Rachel, this is Roger Harris.

A Remington, only by his mother.

I'm enchanted, Rachel.

Are you cousin Erika's, uh... new collaborator?

Yes, that's right.

And it works, this, um, collaboration?

Yes. Well, we've only just begun.

Yes, I see.

Well, you know, this kind of collaboration is always

the hardest in the beginning.

Afterwards, you'll get used to it.

We're just like flies with our wings torn off.