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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Ugh.
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- What did we do?
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- I got to call someone
and tell them what I did.
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- I bet you want to
tell a lot of people.
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I-I get it.
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But, please, don't.
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- No, I meant...
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call my sponsor and tell him
that I relapsed.
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I feel awful.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I know how hard you've worked
to stay sober.
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- Yeah.
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And I'm sorry about Josué.
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I know how hard you worked
to stay away from men like me.
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- Yeah.
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There's someone
I have to call--
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Father Ramirez.
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- For forgiveness?
- For an exorcism.
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I let the Devil in me.
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- Wouldn't it be easier to just
use real flowers
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for your mom's
engagement party?
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- Well, she wanted these
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because she's hoping
to reuse them for her wedding.
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Huh. If we ever got married,
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I wouldn't want flowers
made from toilet seat covers.
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- If we ever got married?
[chuckles]
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- [chuckles] Uh, I don't know
what I'm saying.
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I lost a lot of blood
to paper cuts.
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- I figured out
Nana's wedding gift.
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I'm going to film everyone
at the party talking
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about their greatest love.
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- Aw, that's
such a sweet idea, Gordo.
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- It's also a free idea.
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I'll get us some coffee.
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- You two made up?
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- What makes you
think we made out?
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- Ew.
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No, I mean after your big fight
at the church.
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- The Bible says
to forgive, Mayan.
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15 years of Sunday school,
and you learn nothing?
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- Isn't that the same dress
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that you were wearing
yesterday?
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- No, it's different.
You don't know fashion.
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Let's move on.
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- Dad, I'm sorry
I called you a screwup.
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My therapist reminded me
that sobriety is a journey
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and you're doing
the best you can.
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- Well, Mayan, you know,
what's past is in the past.
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Let's move on.
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- I agree, especially today.
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This engagement party
is a celebration
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of how far we've come
as a family.
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I mean, Dad's sober.
Mom is in love.
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We're all getting along
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and putting our destructive
behaviors behind us.
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- [coughs]
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About the engagement--
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- It's going to be
the best moment
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that we will cherish forever.
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- You didn't tell her
that the engagement's off?
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She's going to find out
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when Josué doesn't show up
to his own party.
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- I couldn't bear to take away
Mayan's happiness.
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She needs to believe
that marriage is a blessing.
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- So you want us to lie to her?
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- You lied about your relapse.
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- She said I wasn't a screwup,
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so I can't tell her
that I screwed up.
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- We need to give her
something to celebrate--
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a special event
that will distract her
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when we give her our bad news.
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- What if...
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we turn
this engagement party...
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into an engagement party?
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- Are you still drunk?
- Mm.
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Quinten confided in me
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that he's always wanted
to marry Mayan.
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- [gasps]
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God is great.
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- Carried a ring in
his wallet for years.
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- Those two getting engaged
is exactly the kind of
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happy distraction we need.
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- It'll be easy to get that
puppet Quinten to propose.
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But how are we going to get
Mayan to go for it?
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Somehow I've scared her
off marriage.
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I mean, how can everything be
my fault?
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I was never around!
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- Mayan, I need to ask you
a favor as my maid of honor.
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My wedding dress arrived,
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and I'd like for you to try it
on so I can see how it looks.
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- You want me to break out
in hives?
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You know I'm allergic
to marriage.
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- I need someone else
to try it on.
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A mirror is 2-D.
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I mean, look at me.
I'm very much 3-D.
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I need to see how it moves
walking down the aisle
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or pretending to be humble when
people say that I'm beautiful.
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Me?
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[chuckles]
Stop that.
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Go on.
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- Fine.
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- Yesterday I meant
what I said, okay?
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You have my permission
to marry my daughter.
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- Well, that's nice, but
I don't need your permission.
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I need Mayan's.
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- Well, now that Mayan knows
you want to get married,
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she's into it.
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She told me.
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- You're not exactly
the most reliable source,
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Father Lopez.
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Although today she said,
"if we ever got married,"
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and didn't follow it up with...
[gags]
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- Come on, man,
if that's not a green light,
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I don't know what is.
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- I don't know.
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- Well,
if you don't believe me,
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wait till you see
what she bought.
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- Oh, my God,
she looks beautiful.
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Maybe she really is open
to the idea of marriage.
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- I told you.
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She was just embarrassed
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to admit she was wrong
all these years.
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Now get out of here.
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It's bad luck to see the bride
in her wedding dress
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or hear any additional details.
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- Okay, what would you like me
to do first?
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Show you what you'd look like
walking down the aisle?
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I'm here,
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and I do.
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- Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
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Let's see what
I would look like dancing.
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- Whoa.
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I never thought I'd see myself
in something like this.
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You picked
the perfect dress, Mom,
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and the perfect man.
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You and Josué are going
to be so happy together.
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Mom, are you crying?
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Today's a happy occasion.
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- I just, uh...
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I look so good
in that dress on you.
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- Whoa.
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Mayan, you look amazing.
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I always dreamed I'd walk
my little girl down the aisle.
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Always a father,
never a father of the bride.
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- Yeah, I mean, I never thought
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you'd be able to walk me
down the aisle
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because you'd have to walk
in a straight line.
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But that's the old you.
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- Right, right.
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We know
it's not happening, Mayan,
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because you don't want
to get married.
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- Standing in front
of your friends and family,
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gazing into the eyes of the man
you can't live without...
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that's not what you want,
and that's okay.
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You can take that off now.
- Okay.
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Just give me a minute.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Churro,
who's your greatest love?
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If it's me, do nothing.
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I knew it.
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- We did a pretty nice job
on the backyard.
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You think your mom
will like it?
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- I do.
- I do, too.
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- Careful. Keep talking like
that, we'll end up married.
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- [laughs awkwardly]
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- Almost everyone is here.
Where is Josué?
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- He's not going to make it...
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on time.
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He is running late.
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- Oh.
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What's that for?
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- I know it's not easy
for you to be here,
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but I'm glad that you are.
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You've come a long way, Dad.
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- Thank you, Mayan.
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- George told me
you want to propose.
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I can't think of a better time
to do it than right now.
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- [chuckles]
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Yeah, I-I do want to,
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but I can't do it
at your engagement party.
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That would steal
your spotlight.
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- Oh, it's fine.
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You know I don't like to be
the center of attention.
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And it would be
the greatest engagement gift
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anyone could ever give me.
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- When you put it like that...
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I have to go get the ring.
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How?
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I keep that in my wallet.
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Rosie.
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- Hey, man.
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How you doing after last night?
- Not great.
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- Have you told your family
that you relapsed?
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- No.
I want to, but I can't.
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Being sober has been one
of the only things
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I've done right by my family.
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I let everyone down,
but especially Mayan.
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- If you tell her now,
she'll forgive you.
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But if she finds out
on her own, she won't.
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- In AA, they say you're only
as sick as your secrets,
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and I'm tired of being sick.
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- The longer you wait,
the sicker you will feel.
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- What are you waiting for?
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- Josué. He's not here yet.
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- This isn't about him.
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Cállense!
Quinten has something to say.
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- [clears throat]
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I--um...
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I know we're here
to celebrate Rosie and Josué,
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but with all
our loved ones gathered...
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There's something
you need to hear.
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- Last night I relapsed,
and I got drunk,
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and Rosie and I had sex!
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We made love!
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all:
What?
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- Because her and Josué
broke up
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because he's a lying,
cheating, beautiful scumbag.
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Oh.
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both: What?
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- Oh.
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I told the truth!
I'm healed!
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Don't we all feel better?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Today was the most toxic
Latino parenting
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I've ever seen!
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- What about
the Menendez brothers?
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- This is why I invited
my therapist over
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to help us talk this out.
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[knock at door]
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- Hi.
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I'm Dr. Glenda Brenda.
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- We don't need a therapist.
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If it wasn't for your father
and his big mouth,
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you'd be engaged right now.
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- You were going to propose?
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- Yeah.
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Your parents said
you wanted me to.
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And--and then I saw you
in the dress.
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- I knew you didn't need
a 3-D model.
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You know what you got.
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You guys lied to us.
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- I'm only as sick
as my secrets.
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- Your face makes me sick.
- Not last night it didn't.
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- It was dark, and I was drunk.
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- It's so nice to finally
put a face to Mayan's trauma.
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* *
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- Okay, now that
I've had a chance
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to talk to each of you,
it's clear.
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This family is in crisis.
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It's also clear the price
I quoted Mayan
258
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for this home visit
is way too low.
259
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,528
But if we look back
at the root cause,
260
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,780
it's evident that you all feel
the family's problems
261
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,657
all stem from the same source.
262
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all:
George.
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- Mayan.
264
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- Okay,
sometimes it's difficult
265
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,541
to express
your feelings rationally,
266
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,003
but there are other ways
to release aggression.
267
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,212
- We already yelled
at each other.
268
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,340
You said you didn't like that.
269
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,887
- We're going to try
a physical release.
270
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:28,016
Mayan, were you able to choose
a pillow for everybody to hit?
271
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,477
- Actually,
I prepared something better.
272
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,774
A lifetime of daddy issues
and some Elmer's glue,
273
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,693
and this is what you get.
274
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,111
- Yeah, I don't think
anybody wants--
275
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both:
Oh.
276
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,699
- This is for all your lying
and all your cheating
277
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,328
and making me think
that I could trust you.
278
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,707
Damn, that felt good.
279
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,917
- Excellent.
280
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,836
Quinten.
- Yeah.
281
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,213
- Oh.
282
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,633
- The spinning
isn't necessary.
283
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:06,054
- I'm tired
of you manipulating me
284
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,972
and hurting Mayan,
285
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,309
and I don't appreciate
the nicknames.
286
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,105
- All right, settle down,
Christian Pale.
287
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,149
- Mayan, batter up.
288
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,782
- [sighs] This is for lying
to us over and over again
289
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:29,035
and making me afraid
of marriage and commitment
290
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,789
and not trusting men!
291
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,165
[exhales sharply]
292
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,543
- Can I go again? I just
thought of something else.
293
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,837
- Hey! Come on.
294
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,464
- [sighs]
It's George's turn.
295
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,010
It's time to face yourself.
296
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,687
- It won't break open.
- Try harder.
297
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,442
- Break, stupid piñata.
- Harder.
298
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,821
- It won't break open.
299
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,906
You won't stay sober.
300
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,950
You hurt the people you love.
301
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,869
You're driving them
out of your life.
302
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,245
Why can't you do better?
303
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,043
[crying]
304
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:26,009
[serious saxophone music]
305
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,595
- George, what came up for you
306
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,765
as you watched your family
dismember an effigy of you?
307
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:36,353
- They seemed
a little too into it.
308
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,230
- Yes, I did notice
that this family
309
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,567
jumps at any opportunity
to take things out on you.
310
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,527
Rosie...
311
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,781
the person who hurt you
isn't George.
312
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,658
It was Josué.
313
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,035
- You're right.
314
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:55,163
I guess it was easier
to blame George than myself.
315
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,625
I feel like such a fool.
316
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,335
- Let it out.
317
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,253
You can't heal
if you don't feel.
318
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,256
Ooh, I just made that up.
Ooh.
319
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,133
- This is fun.
Dr. Brenda's on my side.
320
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,968
All right.
321
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,261
- Dad, therapists
don't take sides.
322
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,138
- No, we do not.
323
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:16,685
But I am getting tired of you
blaming your father every week.
324
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,565
Mayan, if you don't want
to get married, then don't.
325
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:26,361
But you got to stop using
your dad as an excuse.
326
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,864
- Damn, Glenda.
327
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,703
- I'm back.
328
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,746
Where's Chance?
I got my speech ready.
329
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,834
- Now's not the time, Oscar.
- "My greatest love...
330
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,460
"is George.
331
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,379
"He showed me that it's never
too late to change.
332
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,465
"Once he was a drunk,
a cheater, a deadbeat dad.
333
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,427
But today he's only
one of those things"...
334
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,681
"A drunk.
335
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:59,269
"But despite that, he refused
to sleep with his hot ex-wife,
336
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,604
even though she wanted it bad."
337
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,191
- Refused?
- Wanted it?
338
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,527
- Don't worry.
I didn't watch like some perv.
339
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,154
I just listened
to the whole thing
340
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,323
from the cab of the truck.
341
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,951
- We didn't sleep together.
Thank God.
342
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,203
- You thank God?
I thank God.
343
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,497
I'm the one
that should be thanking God.
344
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,336
- We were both drunk,
and that would have been wrong.
345
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,631
I did the right thing for once.
- Congratulations.
346
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,343
It sounds like
you are a better George.
347
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,807
- If I can turn down the most
beautiful woman in the world,
348
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,893
then I'm strong enough
to turn down alcohol.
349
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,524
- The most beautiful woman
in the world?
350
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,196
Me?
351
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,823
Stop it.
[chuckles]
352
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,867
Go on.
353
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:04,209
[upbeat saxophone music]
354
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,628
- Now that
Nana's engagement is off,
355
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,923
I guess my movie
will never have a great ending.
356
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,717
- Oh, just because
it doesn't have an ending
357
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,178
doesn't mean
it's not worth watching, buddy.
358
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,055
I'll go make the popcorn.
359
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:21,184
- Wait, maybe I can give you
a good ending.
360
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,936
- I like your confidence.
361
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,857
Who is your greatest love,
Mommy?
362
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,484
- Your daddy.
363
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,445
The first time I met him
was at the mall.
364
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:36,825
I was shopping for toe rings
at Claire's, and...
365
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,660
there he was...
366
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:42,080
an attainable Justin Bieber.
367
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:46,418
He glided toward me in his
Skechers with wheels
368
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,004
and right past me,
369
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,297
crashing into a Panda Express.
370
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,675
- Oh, babe.
371
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,552
It's our favorite restaurant.
372
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,433
- Since then,
you've seen me at my best
373
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,518
and my family at their worst,
374
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,563
and you're still here.
375
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,275
I used to be so afraid
that you'd leave,
376
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,611
but I'm not anymore.
377
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,072
I love you so much, Quinten.
378
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,827
- Dang, you did that, Mommy.
379
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,880
- Oh, my God.
380
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,552
It's happening.
Keep rolling!
381
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,683
- Quinten Mark Van Bryan...
382
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,935
will you make me the happiest
woman in the world
383
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,395
and marry me?
384
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,897
- Yes!
385
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,444
I'm sorry, that just came out.
I've been waiting nine years.
386
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,741
- Yes, Mayan, I'll marry you.
387
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,499
But only...
388
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,674
If you marry me.
389
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,300
- Yes.
- Yeah?
390
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,135
- Yeah.
391
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,899
- Oh, my God!
392
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,861
I'm so happy
you're getting married.
393
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,698
Don't get any ideas.
I'm the best man.
394
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,618
- Hey, after nine years
of nagging 'em, Rosie,
395
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:49,666
I got it done in an afternoon.
396
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,626
- Hey, this calls
for some champagne.
397
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,962
- Really?
- No, no, no.
398
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:58,383
* *
399
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,218
- It's official.
400
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,095
You're wearing the cheapest
engagement ring
401
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,389
anyone has ever made.
402
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,683
- Beautiful, huh?
403
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,601
- It sure is.
404
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,647
- So...
405
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,816
how do you feel about everything
that went down with Mom?
406
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,861
- I mean, since my relapse,
I haven't thought about Rosie
407
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,571
that way.
408
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,824
Just knowing that your mom
wants me, it's...
409
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,954
It's not as hot.
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