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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff
Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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(giggles)
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(both laugh)
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{\an8}ANNOUNCER: Brought to you
by Foxhole Productions.
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{\an8}Ooh, don't you collect these?
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{\an8}Eh, I already have
the whole set.
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(gasps)
How about these?
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Eh, I don't collect
those anymore.
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Oh.
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Anything?
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Eh. Nah.
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Heh, look at this.
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(chuckling)
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Who would buy that?
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Trust me,
let sleeping pigeons lie.
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Ugh! Can't today.
I'm having a garage sale.
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My shows took a dip
in the ratings last month,
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so I decided to play it safe
and sell a bunch of junk.
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The phone isn't for sale.
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(chuckles)
So dumb.
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Oh. Find anything?
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(laughs)
What?
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There's just something about it.
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I mean, where did it come from?
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Why's he wearing
this little hat?
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And what are these?
Loafers?
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(gasp) Wait, there's a number 4
on his necklace.
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Does that mean
there's more of them?
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Is this a part of a set?
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Are you asking me?
Because--
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To the collectorium!
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Oh!
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(gasps)
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KIFF:
No manufacturer, no date.
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(sniffs, gasps)
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- Smell that?
- (sniffs)
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Oh. Smells like birthday cake.
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This was made out of a material
called Hennepin,
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which was only produced
between 1908 and 1911.
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Barry, we got a lead.
To the library!
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(Kiff gasps)
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There's five of them, Barry.
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Each one,
a personality of their own.
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This one must be Mystery Lad.
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(giggling)
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- Kiff?
- We got to get all five!
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(both laughing)
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Ooh, we're only missing
number one.
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And then the collection
will be complete.
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And that's why
I never get distracted.
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(cell phone rings)
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Hello?
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It's my manager!
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
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HELEN: And did they
guarantee me a trailer?
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I have...
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(gasps)
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Barry! It's number one!
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{\an8}We got them all!
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What now?
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This is it.
This is collecting.
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(thunder crashing)
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I can play 16.
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(explosions)
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Oh, no. Mom, I'll call you back.
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(gasps)
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(both whimpering)
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- (electricity crackles)
- (gasps)
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♪ Thank you for freeing us ♪
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♪ Thank you for freeing us
Thanks ♪
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- (all laugh)
- (dance music blares)
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(excited chatter)
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(laughing)
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- (air horn blows)
- Whoo-hoo!
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You fools.
You've brought back
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the Five Pigeons
of the Acapella-pocalypse.
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The what?
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(dance music blaring)
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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(snickering)
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(laughing)
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Whoa!
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- (music stops)
- Excuse me.
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No, wait.
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What is all of this about?
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(dance music blaring)
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(laughing)
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Help!
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We got to help him!
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(all laughing)
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Hey, hey, hey!
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(music stops)
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(scatting)
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♪ We flip the tables ♪
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♪ Oh, we flip the tables
So good ♪
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- Ha-ha!
- (screams)
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(dance music blaring)
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(all screaming)
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(strumming)
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(police sirens
blaring distantly)
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(Helen groans)
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Helen, wait.
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(whimpering)
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What is going on?
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Those five pigeons
are ancient
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cosmic crumb bags
from an unknown time.
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My great-great-great-
grandmother
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helped curse them
into toy form.
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They were then scattered
to the far corners of Table Town
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for good reason.
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KIFF: Then why would they
put out an ad for them?
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It's not an ad.
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It's a PSA seeking
five secure locations
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to keep these cursed toys separate.
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See? There's my
great-great-great granny.
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The only way
to reverse the curse
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is to separate the pigeons
before sunset.
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Simple enough.
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Come on.
Let's go separate them.
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Are you nuts? No.
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The pigeons
are way too powerful.
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- You're stealing a car?
- What? No, this is my car.
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Bye.
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Why couldn't I leave
that pigeon toy alone?
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Why did I need
to collect them all?
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There's got to be something
we can do.
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(Kiff gasps)
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I have an idea.
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(distant screams)
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(moaning)
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We are the ghost of your
great-great-great-grandmother.
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We command you to help us
stop the pigeons.
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You're not the ghost of my
great-great-great-grandmother.
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How do you know?
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Because she's over there.
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- Hello.
- (both scream)
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The five pigeons are back?
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Helen, why aren't you
helping these two?
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Your mom and gran
and great-great-gran
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would be ashamed of you.
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The daddies too.
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Okay, okay.
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I guess I am
kind of the chosen one.
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(snaps fingers)
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Let's separate those pigeons.
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Yeah!
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- (distant police sirens)
- This is good.
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They're tired.
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Let's go.
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(giggling)
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(exclaims and laughs)
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♪ If something
That seems hard to do ♪
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♪ We got a shot
If it's one plus two ♪
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♪ It's a team-up ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ The fate of the world
Is on the line ♪
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♪ Combine our skills ♪
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♪ As we align ♪
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♪ We'll split 'em up ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Because these birds
Are the worst ♪
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♪ They're so annoying ♪
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♪ The Five Pigeons
Of the Acapella-pocalypse ♪
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♪ Is one worth destroying ♪
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♪ Well, that was a mouthful ♪
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♪ So many syllables ♪
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♪ If we can stuff all that
In these lyrics ♪
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♪ Then we can do anything ♪
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♪ Including destroy them! ♪
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(distant police sirens wailing)
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- (giggling)
- We did it!
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(helicopter flying overhead)
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HELEN:
And just in time too.
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(all sigh)
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(car horn honks)
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♪ Wah, wah ♪
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- (honking horn rhythmically)
- ♪ Wah, wah ♪
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He's so lonely.
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♪ Boo-hoo ♪
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Oh, jeez.
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(beatboxing)
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They all are.
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(wailing)
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(all crooning)
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This is the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
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This is wrong.
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We got to reunite them.
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What? No. Are you insane?
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But you were crying.
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Uh, I think I'll get over it.
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Those pigeons
are the worst.
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(groans)
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Got to get back on top.
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(gasps)
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Helen! Please!
I have an idea!
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If you do it...
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I'll give you this candy.
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Okay.
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(high-pitched howl)
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(pigeons crooning)
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♪ Wah-wah ♪
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♪ Wah-wah, wah-wah ♪
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♪ Wah-wah ♪
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♪ Wah ♪
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(all singing angelically)
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- (dance music blaring)
- (all cheer)
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This idea better be
really good.
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- Oh, it's reality good.
- What?
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ANNOUNCER: Fox Hole Productions
proudly presents,
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the newest hit show from
visionary producer Roy Fox.
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It's The 5 Jerks.
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If you thought you hated them
in real life,
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you're gonna love them
in their new reality show.
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BOTH:
Whoo! Yeah!
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So at first I was thinking
I was more of a Nice Guy,
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but now I think
I'm more of a Mystery Lad.
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...safely sealed off
from the outside world
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{\an8}in their own deluxe mansion.
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{\an8}(beatboxing)
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{\an8}♪ Oh, we're not annoying ♪
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{\an8}♪ No, we are not annoying
On TV ♪
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(explosion)
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BOTH: (stammering)
How do they--
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BARRY:
Oh, I don't know.
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