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[crash!]
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Wa...Ha ha ha ha ha!...
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♪ so raise the shields
And have you some joy ♪
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♪ 'cause christmas
Time is here ♪
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[cheering]
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That was great,
Mr. Sludgy.
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Now will you
Tell us the story
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Of the most horrible
Christmas ever?
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Ha ha ha ha,
No, little girl.
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No, I won't.
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Wait! Yes, I will.
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Well, it's a little hazy,
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But it all started
2 million years ago,
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With a little green
Nuclear mole named zim.
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[carolers singing]
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Now zim hated humans
More than anything.
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Stink! Stink! Stink!
Stinking humans!
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But he didn't know
Much about christmas,
Now did he?
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Watch my dog eat snow!
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You! Watch the snow eating!
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Argh! The amazing snow eating
Trick isn't working!
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The filthy, horrible
Humans aren't giving
Us any earthmonies!
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We need earthmonies
To appear as
Normal earthpigs!
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Ai-ya!
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Minimoose! How much
Have we earned?
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[squeaking]
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[sniffing]
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Tuna?! Tuna
Is worth nothing!
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Why does no one
Give monies to zim?
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There! That grubby
Red human!
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He's taking all my monies!
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Yahhhhh!
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You! Stop stealing
All the--
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Hmm! Huh? Ohh!
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He's got reinforcements!
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They're everywhere!
What are they?!
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Zah! Mmmph.
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[screaming]
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And what do you want,
Little boy or girl?
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Gir: I wants me
A barrel of floss,
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I wants me two
Balls of glue
To be my friends,
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And I wants to
Go dancing naked,
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And I wants...
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...And a chair
Made of cheese
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And a table
Made of cheese
And a...
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Stop! No more!
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Get this kid
Away from me!
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My little child
Just loves you,
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And I just--now, gir!
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Let's go before
Anyone notices!
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[struggling sounds]
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Argh! What is that?
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Oh, that's minimoose,
My, uh...
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Other sidekick. Yeah.
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Yep. Been with me
The whole time.
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Mmmm-mmmm!
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No candy for you,
Chub monster,
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Until you tell me
Everything you know about
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These red bearded men
Who smell of ham and vomit!
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Oh, you must mean santa.
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You are santa?
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No, no. We're just
Santa's helpers.
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And you all report
To this...Santa?
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Well, nobody's ever
Seen the real santa,
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But the world over
Loves santa.
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And everyone waits
With hope in
Their hearts
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For the day when he
Returns to his people.
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Everyone? Hmm.
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Computer, drain the human's
Brain of all santa knowledge!
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"X-mas"? Hmm.
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[evil laughter]
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You stare at that dog
Every christmas, gaz.
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Come on, already.
It's creepy.
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Three christmases ago,
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That dog ate the head
Off bitey the vampire.
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You said so yourself.
I haven't forgotten.
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Well, fixing
An alien spaceship
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Is hard enough without
You distracting me.
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Besides, any moron could fix
This ship faster than you.
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Well...Can any moron
Do this?
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[screaming]
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Dib: sorry, everyone!
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Again!
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[alarms sound]
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Power is restored
To the earth once more.
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It's a good thing I exist.
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Oh, no! Santa!
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Yes, santa claus himself
Has returned to his people
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And just in time for christmas.
Check out this footage.
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[gir giggling maniacally]
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The response
Has been overwhelming.
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I can't believe
He's back!
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My heart explodes
With joy!
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And even our president man
Has given up his power,
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Making room for santa.
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It's all yours, santa.
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We have santa himself in
An exclusive interview.
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Santa, speak to us.
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People of earth,
I have returned.
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To reclaim my rightful place
As ruler of this world.
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All will obey santa
In this new world order.
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Oh, yeah! Rejoice, brothers.
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Ha ha. That sounds
Like a lot of fun.
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I've never trusted
That jolly fat man.
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Oh, boy! I asked
Santa to bring me
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12 cases of
Uranium-238! Yay!
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No! Santa has
Let me down!
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I will turn
My back on him
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And devote a portion
Of my life to
Destroying santa!
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Aaaagh!
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Aaaaagh!
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Jeez, dad.
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Oh, yeah! And I command
All you earthmonkeys
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To gather at
The jolly christmas rallies
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I'm holding all over the globe
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To receive further instructions.
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Earthmonkeys? Oh, no!
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Zim: oh yeah!
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We don't have much time!
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I only hope the suit
Can absorb all
The santa data.
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This is not going
To be easy, gir.
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Look at all those...
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[baaing]
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Children!
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Announcer: people of earth,
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I give you santa claus.
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Choir chanting: san-ta! San-ta!
San-ta! San-ta! San-ta! San-ta!
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[choir singing words]
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Ho ho ho!
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Santa has returned for
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All the good little boys
And girls of the world
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To announce a new
Christmas tradition.
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[oohs and ahhs]
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It's the yuletide
Helping of santa to build
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A giant teleporter
Capable of sending
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All humans to their doom!
Ha ha ha ha.
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My labor sleighs will take you
To the north pole,
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Where you will build
The teleporter!
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Will being teleported
To our doom
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Be fun and christmassy?
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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Of course it will,
You hideous fool!
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[cheering]
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Crowd: hail santa! Hail santa!
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Santa master?
These cute kids
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Would love to
Sit on your lap
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And beg
For presents.
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Pwease, santa?
Pweeeeeease?
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Great ghost of dookie!
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Eh, eh...Of course,
Filthies!
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Eh, come to santa.
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Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
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Ho ho ho--
Ow! Ow! Ow! Eww! Eww!
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Drool! Get off! Wait!
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What's happening?!
What is the suit doing?!
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Ho ho ho, children!
I love you! All of you!
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Elves, wrap up everything I have
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And give it to
These good people here.
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No! Give that stuff back!
And get off of santa!
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Now! Get off, get off, get off!
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I didn't tell the suit
To do any of that.
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What's the matter,
Santa?
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Dib!
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How do we know
This is the real santa?
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Eh, of course I'm santa.
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I have robot elves.
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[oohs and ahhs]
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Robot elves! Just like
In the stories!
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What stories
Have robot elves?
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Everyone, remember
Last christmas
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When you thought
That escaped
Gorilla was santa?
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He wasn't?
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[crying hysterically]
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[crowd booing]
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Now, now, christmas
Is a time to be kind
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To all the boys and
Girls of the world.
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Unless their heads
Are filthy with lies!
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To the jingle jail
With the nonbeliever!
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No! No! Ah! Ah! No!
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You won't get away
With this, zim!
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I won't let you
Ruin christmas!
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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Merry christmas, dib.
Meeeeerrrrry christmas!
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Ho ho ho ho ho!
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Ho ho ho ho ho!
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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Well, things
Looked bad for dib.
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Zim had fooled
The whole world,
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But he didn't know
Much about christmas,
Now did he?
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I don't get it!
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Why does he want to take
Over the earth so badly?
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What does he have to gain?
Or to lose?
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And the mechanizations of
This malfunctioning santa
Suit completely elude me.
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As I was saying,
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Things looked bad for dib.
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Zim was already
Preparing for his trip
To the north pole when...
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Hurry it up!
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All this horrible
Jolliness is getting to me!
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You! Stop being jolly!
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00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:27,152
Hmmm. Something has zim worried.
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If I could just get
Out of this cell, I--
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Hey!
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These are made of
Real candy cane.
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It's funny,
Robot elf,
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I've never seen
You before,
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But you're the only one
I can talk to right
Now, you know?
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Mm-hmm.
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It all seemed so perfect.
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If there's one thing
Humans can't resist,
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It's a fat man with presents,
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So I became that fat man.
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The hardest part was
Making the santa suit.
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I used a vortian
Liquid substance.
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Every molecule is
A tiny hard drive
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I filled up with all
The santa data I could find.
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Look at that, that's
My favorite part there,
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When it gets all
Jiggly. Jiggly!
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An ingenious brain interface
Allows me to command the suit.
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Thus I become santa!
But I think I'm losing control.
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I programmed it too well,
'cause I'm amazing,
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And now it thinks
It is santa.
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Anything christmassy
Makes it go crazy.
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And it takes over,
Filling me with
Hideous jolly feelings!
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I'd destroy it, but
I need to play santa
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Till I beam humanity
To the tallest as slaves.
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Slaves?! That's awful!
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Isn't it? But
If this suit takes over,
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It'll ruin everything!
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♪ we wish you
A merry jingly ♪
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♪ we wish you
A merry jingly ♪
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♪ we wish you...♪
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No gir! No!
Stop singing! No!
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Ho ho ho, little fellow.
You're so cute.
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I am!
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Ho ho ho! More
Christmas power for santa.
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Dib! Elves!
Seize him!
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This time throw him in the
Actually strong jingle jail.
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Why didn't you throw
Me in the strong one
In the first place?
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You can never understand
My amazing brain!
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I hope you like
Snow, dib.
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Ahhhh!
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[ringing]
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Gaz! I'm trapped
In a frozen wasteland.
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Who isn't?
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And zim's posing as santa
And he's going to
Take over the world.
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That's great, dib.
Look, I gotta go.
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Ok, gaz. I think
It's time I told you.
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00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:54,331
The dog's innocent.
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00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,934
I used bitey the vampire
For a teleporter experiment,
252
00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:59,070
And switched his head
Onto a fly's body.
253
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:05,276
So if you want
To beat me up,
254
00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,111
You're gonna have to
Rescue me first, because--
255
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,779
Gaz?
Get in.
256
00:17:08,848 --> 00:17:12,249
Wow! Tak's ship!
How did you--
257
00:17:12,318 --> 00:17:14,152
[dib screaming]
258
00:17:23,296 --> 00:17:27,031
Mm-hmm. A little that way.
259
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,933
No, a little back.
260
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:30,968
Good. Goood.
261
00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:34,038
Gir! The teleporter
Is almost built, gir.
262
00:17:34,107 --> 00:17:37,041
This stabilizer should keep
The suit from going crazy
263
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,142
And ruining the ceremony.
264
00:17:39,211 --> 00:17:41,145
♪ jingly bells, jingly bells,
Jingly all the way ♪
265
00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:46,117
No! Not the jingly bells!
266
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:55,493
Enough jolly!
Back to work, all of you!
267
00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:58,329
Christmas is almost here.
The masses are coming.
268
00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:00,598
I need that teleporter!
269
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,300
I can't believe it!
I finally fixed it!
270
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:06,304
I'm actually flying
In my own alien ship!
271
00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:07,939
you fixed it?
272
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:10,807
Well, I fixed
Most of it.
273
00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:12,442
Dad, I need your help.
274
00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:13,945
Look, son. I'm right
In the middle of--
275
00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,847
But it's santa. He's--
Santa?!
276
00:18:15,915 --> 00:18:18,649
He's evil and he wants to
Annihilate all mankind.
277
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,651
I knew this day would come.
278
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,519
Son, I'm giving you
Full access to
279
00:18:22,588 --> 00:18:24,522
The anti-santa arsenal
I made when I was a child.
280
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,691
Good luck destroying
Santa, and merry christmas.
281
00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:41,238
[squeaking]
282
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:42,773
[cheers and applause]
283
00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:46,044
Ho ho ho ho.
Well said, minimoose.
284
00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:48,713
People of earth,
The teleporter is ready,
285
00:18:48,781 --> 00:18:50,815
So get inside it!
Hurry up!
286
00:18:50,884 --> 00:18:54,184
But santa!
It's christmas eve.
287
00:18:54,253 --> 00:18:56,253
Aren't you gonna
Sing christmas carols?
288
00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:01,892
No! No more singing.
Time to teleport.
289
00:19:01,961 --> 00:19:04,528
And aren't you gonna
Give us any presents?
290
00:19:04,596 --> 00:19:08,099
There's plenty of
Presents for you in
The teleporter. Now go!
291
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,400
Wheee!
292
00:19:22,735 --> 00:19:25,435
But mr. Santa,
Before I go to my doom,
293
00:19:25,504 --> 00:19:27,938
Can I have a hug?
294
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:29,339
Hug?
295
00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:34,511
Argh! Child! So cute!
296
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:37,915
And festive! Must resist.
297
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:41,352
No! Ho ho ho...
298
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:48,192
Of course you can have a hug,
You cute little woogie.
299
00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:50,060
And let's all sing more songs.
300
00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:53,731
♪ I am santa, I am santa ♪
301
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,831
No!
302
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,867
[muffled screams]
303
00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:58,635
Help! It's all lost!
304
00:19:58,704 --> 00:20:02,439
There's no way I can get
Out of this suit now.
305
00:20:02,508 --> 00:20:04,642
The santa has won.
306
00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:11,215
♪ ho ho ho, ho ho ho,
Ho ho ho ho ho ♪
307
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:14,318
♪ ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ♪
308
00:20:25,531 --> 00:20:28,131
Zim! Your christmas time is up!
309
00:20:45,117 --> 00:20:49,486
Malfunction overload. Ho ho ho.
310
00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:54,959
You've been a bad little boy,
311
00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:57,828
Now santa is going to
Destroy you.
312
00:21:09,308 --> 00:21:12,510
Rough him up real
Good, johnny! Yeah!
313
00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,362
[roaring]
314
00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,037
Ah! Ahhhhh!
315
00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:45,142
The suit is weakened!
Excellent!
316
00:21:51,183 --> 00:21:53,150
Now, dib!
Throw it into space!
317
00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:59,990
I did it!
Christmas is saved!
318
00:22:00,059 --> 00:22:04,562
Hey! That boy threw santa
Into the cold void of space!
319
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:08,132
Christmas is
Ruined forever.
320
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:13,070
Wait! Would the real santa have
Mutated into a horrible blob?
321
00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:15,806
And would santa have
Teleported you into space?
322
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,742
You were so desperate
For a real santa
323
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,876
That you believed
A monster in a costume!
324
00:22:19,945 --> 00:22:22,312
That's not christmas.
325
00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:24,315
Go home, forget about this,
326
00:22:24,383 --> 00:22:27,818
And spend time with your
Families...Or whatever.
327
00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:29,753
The giant metal
Boy is right.
328
00:22:29,822 --> 00:22:31,689
What fools we've been!
329
00:22:31,757 --> 00:22:35,559
Wait! Will you listen
To the evil robot boy
330
00:22:35,628 --> 00:22:37,160
Who destroyed santa?
331
00:22:37,229 --> 00:22:41,198
Or will you listen
To the easter platypus?
332
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:42,533
Easter shrimp for all
333
00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:44,768
If you tackle the boy
Who destroyed santa.
334
00:22:44,837 --> 00:22:49,340
All: easter platypus,
We love you!
335
00:22:50,877 --> 00:22:53,811
No! No! Wait!
336
00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:58,249
Ah! Ow! Ow!
337
00:22:58,317 --> 00:23:00,751
Well, my evil mission
Was a success.
338
00:23:00,819 --> 00:23:02,186
No, it wasn't.
339
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:07,725
Silence! And, uh,
Merry platypus,
One and all.
340
00:23:07,794 --> 00:23:09,259
Yay!
341
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,968
Snowman:
And that's the story of the
Most horrible christmas ever.
342
00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:20,437
But zim and dib
Were wrong that day.
343
00:23:20,506 --> 00:23:24,841
Santa wasn't destroyed.
Santa lives on.
344
00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:27,544
In the hearts and
Minds of us all?
345
00:23:27,613 --> 00:23:31,081
No! In space!
Gathering power.
346
00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,651
And every christmas
He returns to earth,
347
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,421
And that's why we all live
In this protective dome.
348
00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:38,522
[alarm sounds]
349
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,056
Looks like santa's here.
350
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,526
Raise the shields, children!
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