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Yay skool yay!
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Skool yay skool!
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Skool skool skool!
Yay yay yay!
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Skool! Yay!
Aaargh skool!
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Yay skool yay!
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Skool yay skool!
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Skool skool skool!
Yay yay yay!
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Skool! Yay! Aaargh skool!
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And now a word from
Our student president!
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Isn't our skool just great?
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Our greatness is greater
Than all other greatnesses
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Of all the other
Schools combined,
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And it's that greatness
That makes us great!
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But I would like to say
One thing, maybe, um...
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About the dirty
Bathrooms. They--
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Do not be alarmed.
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The student president
Has experienced
A failure in spirit.
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A new election will
Be held immediately.
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Volunteers? Volunteers?
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Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!
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Pick zim!
Zim is me!
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Zim is me!
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Zim shall rule!
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Pick zim! Zim...
Me. I am zim!
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Zim. Analysis:
Moron. Suitable.
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Candidate two needed.
Volunteers?
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But zim's criminally
Insane! That's not good!
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Dib. Analysis: annoying.
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[mumbling]
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Volunteers?
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Heh heh heh. Shoe.
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Huh?
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Willy.
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Analysis:
Leadership material!
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Nfffffffff!
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The candidates will now speak,
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And then be quiet and
Then I go away from you all.
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As president, I will
Ensure that all mankind
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Has its legs
Sawed off!
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Hmmmmm...I don't
Know about that.
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...And, um, replaced
With legs of pure gold!
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Yes, and I will
Grant you the power
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To fire lasers
From your head!
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[oohs and ahs]
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I like gold!
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I like my head!
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Oh no! Zim's
Promising them anything!
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[cheers and applause]
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Candidate two. Be quick.
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I can only survive
So long in the sun.
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Ummm...
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I hope ya like this!
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[squeaking sounds]
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Willy's a drooling moron!
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As sole defender of earth,
I've got to do something!
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I wish willy
Was my brother.
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Ah!
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[laughing]
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Pardon me, but if you don't
Tackle the real issues,
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Zim is going to
Win the election
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And eradicate
All human life.
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How did you get here?
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You a leprechaun?
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Geeeaaaaaaaaaghh!
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I offer my services
As campaign manager.
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We'll be a team.
Me as the incredible
Brains,
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And you as...Willy.
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You're after me gold!
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Is that a yes?
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Good. Let's talk about
Your new platform.
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First, you promise to
Promote alien awareness.
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Second...Um, willy?
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[giggling]
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Candidates' popularity
Will be monitored
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By audience brain scan.
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A drop in popularity
Will result
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In a horrible
Electric shock.
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Debate! Now! Or suffer!
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Citizens, you are all familiar
With me and what I stand for,
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But only now can I
Reveal that if elected,
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I will ensure that
Every student is given
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A zombie wiener dog
To do their bidding!
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Can my opponent say that?
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Ow! [giggling]
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Dah! Hoo! Ah! Ooh!
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Time's up! Now!
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Now comes the awkward silence
Portion of the debate.
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[cheers and hoots]
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This isn't going well.
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[phone rings]
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Willy, just repeat
Everything I say.
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Dib! What've
I told you about
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Jamming things
Into students' ears?
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Candidate two,
Begin the babbling.
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[grunts]
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If elected, I...
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[feedback]
Ahhhh!
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Sorry. Volume.
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The grotesque monster boy
Avoids the issues.
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Just what does
He plan on doing
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About the size of
Dib's giant head?
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If I am elected,
Dib's head will be removed
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And filled with salted nuts!
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Salted nuts!
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[cheering]
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Willy:
Your promise is ridiculous.
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What does it have to
Do with real issues?
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If elected...
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...I promise to improve
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The terrible conditions
At this skool...
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Serve actual food
For lunch.
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Yeah, food.
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Food, yeah.
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[cheers and applause]
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Also, dib will
Finally be appreciated
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For the genius that he is!
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Huh?
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[boos]
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I mean, I will give...
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...Give everyone
Laser beam eyes
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And shoes that
Make them invisible!
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Yeah! Willy!
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You like willy?!
Nyeeegh!
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And then we dance all
Day, and no more school,
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And...And...And...
And stuff!
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I didn't say that!
Willy, stop.
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And you all be my friends,
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And you can go home
And not learn no more!
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[cheers]
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Madness! That's...
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You...
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I am zim!
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Vote for zim or
I'll destroy you.
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Vote for zim or
I'll destroy you.
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Miss bitters, zim is
Threatening the voters!
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He's disqualified! Right?!
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The child shrieks
Like a fruit bat.
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[mumbling]
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Voting complete!
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Clear the ballot box!
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[screaming]
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Tabulating...
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The winner is...
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Zim!
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My empire of doom
Begins now!
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All: hail zim! Hail zim!
Hail zim! Hail zim!
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[laughing evilly]
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The winner is...
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Willy!
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Report to the principal's
Chamber immediately!
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Yes!
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No! Treachery! Lies!
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Zim!
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Zim? Lose? Impossible!
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This is your fault, dib,
And you shall pay!
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Face it, zim,
I beat you,
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And as willy's
Campaign manager,
Victory will be sweet!
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[laughing]
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Candidate two,
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You won't disappoint us
Like your predecessor.
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You will obey.
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You won't complain
About nasty toilets.
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Well, they are
Kind of nasty.
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Silence!
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Now, willy.
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As student president,
Fulfill your destiny!
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Derrrr...Ok.
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Ah--ah--ahhhhhhh!
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Chip, chip. Greetings,
Fellow students!
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Isn't skool
Just smashing?
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Tally on,
And chippy ho!
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[cheering]
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Our skool is great.
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And it's that greatness
That makes us great!
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And we've got the finest
Toilets ever made!
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Earthsmell, by the look on
Your face, I can see you didn't
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Intend to spare me willy's
Horrible fate,
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And that makes it funny!
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Thank you, human,
For helping zim.
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Reward the child, gir.
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Salted nuts!
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I hate you.
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