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Kids, I'm glad we can have
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this dinnertime
recording together.
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Now, Gaz, if you can
just put that can of beans
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in the proton oven.
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Be sure to take them
out of the can
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or the explosion will
destroy all human life!
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Human life...
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Dib!
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Sorry, Gaz.
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Just doing a few
adjustments on Tak's ship.
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That didn't wipe out
all life as we know it.
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You lied to me, Dad!
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Aah!
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Unauthorized access!
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Get away or I'll chop
your legs off!
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Let's see how you
like this! Nyah!
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Huahh!
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Tak had downloaded her
personality into the computer,
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so it might be possible
for me to download mine.
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Gaz, are you listening
to me explain all this?
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No!
Stop what you're doing!
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You'll never destroy me!
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You'll... never...
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Ungh.
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No!
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Stop!
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Personality transfer complete.
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Rebuilding-- Hey!
Who are you?
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I'm Dib.
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No, you're not.
I'm Dib.
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I feel funny.
What's happened to me?
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Dib, come eat
your stinking food!
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Um, I can explain later.
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Stay calm.
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Wait! Stop!
That's my dinner!
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Do you love me?
Do you love me?
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Do you love me?
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It won't give us dinner
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until you enter
your approval code.
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Do you love me?
D-Do you love me?
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Do you love me?
Do you love me?
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Do you love me?
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And I love you, kids!
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The eating begins now!
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Hands off my food, imposter!
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Hey, you're getting
chunks of wall in the food!
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Don't panic, Gaz.
That's not really me.
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He must be part of Zim's
latest plan to replace me,
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or something!
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Whatever.
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Give me that.
Yum!
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Look, put the food down,
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and I'll explain everything.
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I know. The philosophical
implications are quite...
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philosophical.
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But I remember everything.
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I remember being a baby,
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my first ghost-baby sighting,
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my first baby-alien encounter,
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riding an alien elephant baby
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at Dad's genetic-mutation fair.
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Your memories are really of
me doing all of those things.
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You have a copy of my
magnificent brain inside you.
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No! It's all lies!
You're a clone!
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Zim must have sent you.
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I'm gonna stop you,
because I'm the real Dib!
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I'm the real Dib, not you!
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I'm Dib! I'm Dib!
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I'm Dib! I'm Dib!
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I'm Dib! I'm Dib!
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I am Dib!
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I'm Dib!
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I'm keeping you in sleep
mode until I can sort this out.
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Am I really that annoying?
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All right.
Time to go to work.
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No!
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Ooh!
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That should stall him.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Hey, I don't remember
having tentacles.
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Good morning.
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Aah!
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I guess I'll be walking.
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Hey, Dib's being all
weird and giant again.
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Hmm, Dib's looking
a little bit different
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this filthy Earth day.
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Wait a minute!
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I spotted your fake
Dib double, Zim.
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You already tried
that once before,
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and it won't work
this time, either.
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Hey, that's an Irken power
signature inside of you.
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You're Tak's ship!
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What are you talking about?
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I'm Dib! I'm Dib!
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Of course you are.
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Of course you are.
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Gaaah!
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What the--
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I'm late!
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Huh? How did you get out here?
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Wait. You shut my
alarm off, didn't you?
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I'm sorry, Dib.
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I tricked you and escaped.
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I thought I was the real Dib,
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but I was confused.
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Would you like to get inside,
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and I can take
you to school... pal?
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Wow. Really? Are you sure?
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Then we can repair my
flight systems together.
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Just Dib and Dib.
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Man, this is too amazing!
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With your help, we
can get you flying again!
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Just think of all
the places I can go.
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Aaagh!
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Stop! No!
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Wait! Where are you
taking me? No! Aah!
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Ohh! Uhh! Aah! Stop!
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Bad ship! Bad!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Aaah!
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Zim! That figures.
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You're controlling the ship
from your base, aren't you?
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No, Dib, I am riding
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on the back of
the ship right now!
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Huh, that's pretty stupid.
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Couldn't you just control
the ship from your base?
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Well, uh... silence!
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Soon you will be dumped
in the City Cesspool,
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where your innards will
melt for millions of years.
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Ha! The ship would
never do that to me.
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Aah! Unhh!
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I must obey the Irken empire!
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You see?
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Your ship obeys me now!
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Ship, make him sick!
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I obey!
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That was stupid... again!
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Yeah.
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Silence! I'm a genius!
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There must be some little
piece of me still inside of you!
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Ship, can you remember
our fifth birthday
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when we fought off that swarm
of alien ghost bee babies?
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No!
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No! I...
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Obey me! You are Irken property!
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Aaah!
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Ungh!
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And do you remember
the time we saved
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a busload of horrible kids
from a nut-eating moose?
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The kids gave me a wedgie!
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Wedgie.
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Oh. Hurt so bad.
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Obey me, ship thing!
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Ah, the Cesspool.
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Prepare for your smelly demise
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of smell!
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I like corn!
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I do.
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Uh, no!
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Ship, it's not too late!
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Aah!
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Ship! Remember!
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Remember who I am!
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Who you are!
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Who we are.
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Who I am!
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No, listen to Zim!
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Hear me!
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Hey!
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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I am Dib!
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Yes!
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Everyone thinks I'm a freak!
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Yes!
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I'm a loser.
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Um, that's kinda mean, ship.
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This knowledge is horrible!
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I can't live like this.
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Must erase personality
programming.
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Life passing before
my eyes backwards.
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There's that lunch
I had yesterday.
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There's that wedgie.
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And there's Zim
coming after Earth,
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and that other wedgie.
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And there's me
eating a sandwich.
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Hmm, leftovers.
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There's me in the bathroom.
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I was sick that day.
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Can you hurry?
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The smell's getting to me.
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