Original subtitles

Kids, I'm glad we can have

this dinnertime recording together.

Now, Gaz, if you can just put that can of beans

in the proton oven.

Be sure to take them out of the can

or the explosion will destroy all human life!

Human life...

Dib!

Sorry, Gaz.

Just doing a few adjustments on Tak's ship.

That didn't wipe out all life as we know it.

You lied to me, Dad!

Aah!

Unauthorized access!

Get away or I'll chop your legs off!

Let's see how you like this! Nyah!

Huahh!

Tak had downloaded her personality into the computer,

so it might be possible for me to download mine.

Gaz, are you listening to me explain all this?

No! Stop what you're doing!

You'll never destroy me!

You'll... never...

Ungh.

No!

Stop!

Personality transfer complete.

Rebuilding-- Hey! Who are you?

I'm Dib.

No, you're not. I'm Dib.

I feel funny. What's happened to me?

Dib, come eat your stinking food!

Um, I can explain later.

Stay calm.

Wait! Stop! That's my dinner!

Do you love me? Do you love me?

Do you love me?

It won't give us dinner

until you enter your approval code.

Do you love me? D-Do you love me?

Do you love me? Do you love me?

Do you love me?

And I love you, kids!

The eating begins now!

Hands off my food, imposter!

Hey, you're getting chunks of wall in the food!

Don't panic, Gaz. That's not really me.

He must be part of Zim's latest plan to replace me,

or something!

Whatever.

Give me that. Yum!

Look, put the food down,

and I'll explain everything.

I know. The philosophical implications are quite...

philosophical.

But I remember everything.

I remember being a baby,

my first ghost-baby sighting,

my first baby-alien encounter,

riding an alien elephant baby

at Dad's genetic-mutation fair.

Your memories are really of me doing all of those things.

You have a copy of my magnificent brain inside you.

No! It's all lies! You're a clone!

Zim must have sent you.

I'm gonna stop you, because I'm the real Dib!

I'm the real Dib, not you!

I'm Dib! I'm Dib!

I'm Dib! I'm Dib!

I'm Dib! I'm Dib!

I am Dib!

I'm Dib!

I'm keeping you in sleep mode until I can sort this out.

Am I really that annoying?

All right. Time to go to work.

No!

Ooh!

That should stall him.

Heh heh heh heh.

Hey, I don't remember having tentacles.

Good morning.

Aah!

I guess I'll be walking.

Hey, Dib's being all weird and giant again.

Hmm, Dib's looking a little bit different

this filthy Earth day.

Wait a minute!

I spotted your fake Dib double, Zim.

You already tried that once before,

and it won't work this time, either.

Hey, that's an Irken power signature inside of you.

You're Tak's ship!

What are you talking about?

I'm Dib! I'm Dib!

Of course you are.

Of course you are.

Gaaah!

What the--

I'm late!

Huh? How did you get out here?

Wait. You shut my alarm off, didn't you?

I'm sorry, Dib.

I tricked you and escaped.

I thought I was the real Dib,

but I was confused.

Would you like to get inside,

and I can take you to school... pal?

Wow. Really? Are you sure?

Then we can repair my flight systems together.

Just Dib and Dib.

Man, this is too amazing!

With your help, we can get you flying again!

Just think of all the places I can go.

Aaagh!

Stop! No!

Wait! Where are you taking me? No! Aah!

Ohh! Uhh! Aah! Stop!

Bad ship! Bad!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aaah!

Zim! That figures.

You're controlling the ship from your base, aren't you?

No, Dib, I am riding

on the back of the ship right now!

Huh, that's pretty stupid.

Couldn't you just control the ship from your base?

Well, uh... silence!

Soon you will be dumped in the City Cesspool,

where your innards will melt for millions of years.

Ha! The ship would never do that to me.

Aah! Unhh!

I must obey the Irken empire!

You see?

Your ship obeys me now!

Ship, make him sick!

I obey!

That was stupid... again!

Yeah.

Silence! I'm a genius!

There must be some little piece of me still inside of you!

Ship, can you remember our fifth birthday

when we fought off that swarm of alien ghost bee babies?

No!

No! I...

Obey me! You are Irken property!

Aaah!

Ungh!

And do you remember the time we saved

a busload of horrible kids from a nut-eating moose?

The kids gave me a wedgie!

Wedgie.

Oh. Hurt so bad.

Obey me, ship thing!

Ah, the Cesspool.

Prepare for your smelly demise

of smell!

I like corn!

I do.

Uh, no!

Ship, it's not too late!

Aah!

Ship! Remember!

Remember who I am!

Who you are!

Who we are.

Who I am!

No, listen to Zim!

Hear me!

Hey!

Aaah!

Aaah!

I am Dib!

Yes!

Everyone thinks I'm a freak!

Yes!

I'm a loser.

Um, that's kinda mean, ship.

This knowledge is horrible!

I can't live like this.

Must erase personality programming.

Life passing before my eyes backwards.

There's that lunch I had yesterday.

There's that wedgie.

And there's Zim coming after Earth,

and that other wedgie.

And there's me eating a sandwich.

Hmm, leftovers.

There's me in the bathroom.

I was sick that day.

Can you hurry?

The smell's getting to me.