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[gir humming]
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[squeaking]
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♪ doo doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ doo doo doo ♪
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♪ doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo ♪
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[sucking]
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♪ boo-ee oop-doo
Doo doo doo ♪
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♪ doo-dee doo
Doo-doo ♪
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♪ dee dee
Dada dee dee ♪
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♪ doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo ♪
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[screams]
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Dib: aah!
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[dib groans]
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I, um--
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Gir: intruder.
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[beeping]
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[humming]
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Hey, would you mind
Putting this spy camera
Inside zim's house
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So I can spy
On his evil and stuff?
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Okey-dokey.
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I should have tried this
A long time ago.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Aah!
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At last, I've got
A real video camera
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Inside zim's house.
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This time I'm prepared.
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Camera dib one: check.
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Record drives alpha,
Beta, gamma, stevie:
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Check.
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[electronic trill]
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What?
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I can't record
Any of this
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With the drives broken.
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Computer,
Run the disk repair.
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Tell me as soon as the drives
Are functional again.
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[tink tink tink]
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And now, zim,
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To discover
Your next evil plan.
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[tink tink tink]
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[beeping]
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[gir squeaking]
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Hey, look,
They're gonna
Start making
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Artificial beavers.
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[gasps]
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He's after
Our beaver technology.
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Is this his next
Evil plan?
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Well...
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Time to work on
My next evil plan.
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Talk about perfect timing.
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[beeping]
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But no drives yet.
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The swollen eyeballs
Got to see this.
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Agent darkbootie here.
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I have a video feed
From the alien's house.
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[gurgling]
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[gurgling continues]
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Darkbootie:
Hmm, agent mothman,
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Once I tied bigfoot's
Toe hairs together.
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It was very funny
Until his insane fit
Of howling rage
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Ended in tragedy
For a family of campers.
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My point is, jokes
Do not have a place
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In the swollen
Eyeball network.
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Call back
When you're serious.
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But--
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[groans]
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Yes, time to work
On my evil plan...
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Ooh.
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To cripple the humans
By destroying--
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Gir: guess who
Made waffles?
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I'm not going to
Eat that.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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A-a-aah!
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Enough!
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I will try some,
Already.
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Well, they don't seem
To be making me sick.
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You know, this actually
Might be a good way
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To build a tolerance
To the human's
Filthy food.
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Ok, gir,
I will try--
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Hee hee
Hee hee hee!
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And as soon as I'm done
With these waffles,
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I will discuss
My evil plan.
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Yes!
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This is it.
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For this plan
I will create a--
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Hey, these aren't bad.
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What's in 'em?
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There's waffle
In 'em.
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You're lying!
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Anyhow, gir,
I need a break
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From the talking
Of my new plan.
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Let's have some silence
For a bit, huh?
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[zim chewing]
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Gir: I like
To make waffles.
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[chewing continues]
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[burp]
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[gags]
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Come on!
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The plan, already!
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Hey, you know
Who came by today?
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Who?
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That ugly
Neighbor lady.
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She was wearing
This horrible--huh?
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[zim screams]
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Oh, mighty dog!
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The giant flesh-eating
Demon squid has escaped!
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[zim gasping]
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00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:07,306
Aah!
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00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,475
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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Oh, man!
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Zim: security,
Protect your master!
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Aah!
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Gir, defensive mode.
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Whee!
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Ha ha ha hee!
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Mmm!
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Zim: eee! Ooh!
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Aah!
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Unh!
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Ooh!
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The eyeballs
Gotta see this!
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Agent nessie, here.
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Check this out.
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It's amazing.
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A dog eating
Waffles.
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Ha, stinking ha!
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Darkbootie told me
About you, mothman.
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What happened?
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Ah, he escaped.
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Oh, well.
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He wasn't part
Of my new plan, anyhow.
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I'll need
A test subject.
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Bring me nick!
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00:06:06,898 --> 00:06:09,432
These got peanuts
And soap in 'em.
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He's got a human
Test subject.
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[brain probe
Sizzles]
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Ah, yes, um...Nick,
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Neural experiment
Number 231.
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And how is
The happiness probe
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In your brain
Doing today,
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Filthy human?
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It's great!
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I never want to leave
This magical place.
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I'm so happy.
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Yah-ha!
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[brain probe
Sizzles]
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Excellent.
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Want some waffles?
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Zim's making him
Eat waffles!
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That poor kid.
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I gotta help.
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Please, I need somebody
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From the eyeball net
To believe me.
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Agent disembodied head.
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A need a mobile
Eyeball unit to--
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Agent mothman,
Stop calling us!
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Then I'll try
The f.B.I.
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Hello, thank you for
Calling the f.B.I.
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My name is greg.
How may I help you?
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I have an emergency.
There's a kid who's--
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, hey,
You're dib, right?
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Did you ever get
That ninja ghost
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Out of your toilet?
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Yes, no thanks to you.
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There's a kid in trouble.
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[chokes]
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[brian probe
Sizzles]
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It's good.
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Man, that kid sure
Loves his waffles.
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Stay right there.
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We're sending
Someone over
To beat you up
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For playing jokes
On the f.B.I.
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But look at
The brain probe!
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Oh, all right.
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We'll send someone
To investigate
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When we get
Around to it.
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[both gagging]
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Gir: you look like
You need waffles!
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Mmm mmm mmm!
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Yay.
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Gotta stall him for time.
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Bloaty's pizza hog.
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We deliver, I guess.
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I need you to deliver
To this address right now.
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We guarantee
We'll see what
We can do.
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[brain probe
Sizzles]
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Maybe I bought some time.
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The suspense
Is unbearable.
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Hurry up, f.B.I.!
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[brain probe
Sizzles]
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And now, gir,
To test my evil plan
On this child.
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Dib: no!
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No more waffles, gir.
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Wah hah hah!
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No, really.
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I'm staring
To feel sick.
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Aah!
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A-a-aah!
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All right, I'll eat
Just one more piece.
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[gagging]
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Aah!
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The hideous mutant squid
Has escaped again
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And has created an army
Of cyborg zombie soldiers
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To do its evil bidding!
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No, stay back!
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Stay back!
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No-o-o!
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[beep]
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[whimpering]
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Ow!
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00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,308
Agent darkbootie, answer.
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00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:07,143
Agent darkbootie!
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00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:09,546
Bootie!
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00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,415
Oh, it's horrible!
217
00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:17,253
A horrible army of cyborgs
Rending zim's very flesh.
218
00:09:17,322 --> 00:09:20,256
Oh, the carnage
Makes me so happy.
219
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[doorbell rings]
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Man: hello,
Bloaty's pizza.
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00:09:24,162 --> 00:09:25,095
Heh heh.
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00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,096
Hoo-whee!
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00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:28,932
Now the cyborgs
Are eating pizza
224
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,767
And the f.B.I.
Is being cocooned
225
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To feed the squid babies
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That just flew in
From the window.
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00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:35,438
Ha! Whoo!
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00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,273
What's that thing
Zim's got?
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Zim: don't make me
Use this.
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I'll do it.
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00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:43,113
[explosion]
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Gir: ♪ doo doo doo ♪
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00:09:46,952 --> 00:09:48,384
What is it,
Mothman?
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00:09:51,623 --> 00:09:55,625
Oh, you make
Me sick.
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00:09:55,694 --> 00:09:57,293
No, wait!
236
00:09:57,362 --> 00:09:59,562
There was a mutant
And cyborgs and--
237
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,798
[beeping]
238
00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:05,969
Yes, the record drives
Are fixed.
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00:10:06,037 --> 00:10:07,604
I can show it
To the eyeballs later.
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00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,473
Your waffle-eating days
Are over zim.
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00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:13,243
Well, thankfully
I was able to reprogram
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00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,078
Those cyborgs
At the last minute
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00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,915
And send them off
To do horrible things
To the humans.
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00:10:18,984 --> 00:10:21,417
But my evil plan...
245
00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:24,754
Hey, I forgot
What my evil plan was.
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00:10:24,822 --> 00:10:25,755
Oh, well.
247
00:10:25,824 --> 00:10:28,591
Gir, your waffles
Have sickened me.
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00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,593
Fetch me the bucket.
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00:10:30,662 --> 00:10:31,595
[gir squeals]
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00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:33,263
No! The plan!
251
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,098
What was the plan?
252
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:38,267
[zim throwing up]
253
00:10:38,336 --> 00:10:39,435
Oh, well,
254
00:10:39,504 --> 00:10:41,438
At least I have something
Recorded on disk.
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00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,873
It wasn't a total loss.
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00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:55,952
No-o-o!
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00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,120
Whatever.
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