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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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[CRASH!]
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WA...HA HA HA HA HA!...
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NO, NO. NO!
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[SCREECHING SOUNDS]
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS ONE.
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CLASS,
DESPITE MY MORAL OUTRAGE,
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THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
IS ALLOWING YOU TO CELEBRATE
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VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR.
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[LOUD CHEERING]
YAY!
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GO AHEAD, PASS OUT
YOUR VALENTINE'S MEAT SLABS.
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IT'S TRADITIONAL.
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I LEFT MY MEAT
AT HOME.
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SORRY, I SORTA
FORGOT IT.
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GET THAT OUTTA MY FACE!
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MISS BITTERS,
I READ THAT LONG AGO,
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PEOPLE USED TO
GIVE OUT CARDS AND CANDY
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
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HOW DID THE WHOLE
MEAT THING GET STARTED?
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YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.
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I HAD A VALENTINE ONCE.
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[ALARM]
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UGH, ANOTHER ONE?
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TO CELEBRATE
OVERCROWDING IN SCHOOL,
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A NEW STUDENT WILL BE
JOINING THE CLASS.
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HI. MY NAME'S TAK.
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I'M NEW HERE.
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Class:
HELLO, TAK.
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MY DAD'S THE HEAD
OF THE DEELISHUS
WEENIE CORPORATION.
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THAT WAS HIS JET
OUT THERE.
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SO I BROUGHT VALENTINE'S
WIENERS FOR EVERYONE!
HA HA HA HA!
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YEAH, WIENERS!
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WIENERS ROCK!
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EXCEPT THAT KID.
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WEENIES SCHMEENIES!
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ZIM NEEDS NO MEATS.
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FOR HIM, I HAVE
PREPARED A POEM.
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AHEM!
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LOOKS LIKE ZIM
HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
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IT'S NOT NICE
TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE.
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YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE
AND...
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EAT YOUR ERASER.
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YES, TAK.
I'M SORRY, ZIM.
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"FOR LONGER
THAN I CAN REMEMBER,
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"I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
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"SOMEONE WITH
A HEAD LIKE YOURS
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"AND A TORSO, TOO.
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BIRDS SING, AND
YOU'RE GONNA PAY.
THE END!"
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HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED
IN BARBECUE SAUCE!
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AAAHHH!
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THANK YOU, TAK.
THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
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NOW, YOU'LL NEED
A PLACE TO SIT.
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YOU! YOU'RE BEING TRANSFERRED
TO THE UNDERGROUND CLASSROOM.
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Boy:
AAAHH!
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AND YOU,
I'M JUST TIRED OF YOU.
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AAHHH!
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[SCREAMING]
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MISS BITTERS,
ARE THERE REALLY
UNDERGROUND CLASSES?
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SURE, WHATEVER.
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AAAHHH!
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MY TALLEST,
PLEASE EXCUSE MY APPEARANCE
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I MEAN NO DISRESPECT.
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A NEW CHILD...
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YOU'RE NOT
DIRT!
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BE QUIET!
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MY TALLEST, A NEW CHILD
ATTACKED ME WITH MEAT.
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MY CONCLUSION,
SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!
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Tallest:
TEE HEE HEE!
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THIS MAY PROVE VALUABLE
AS I CAN USE THE CHILD
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TO LEARN MORE ABOUT
HUMAN AFFECTION!
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WHICH, FROM WHAT I HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO DETERMINE,
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IS PAIN-BASED.
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OH, HA-UM,
THAT'S GREAT, ZIM.
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SOUNDS GREAT.
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HA HA HA HA!
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DON'T WORRY,
THAT'S JUST MY ARMS
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FLAILING
AND GIGGLING.
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DAH! DAT-DAT!
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AND ONCE I AM
DONE WITH THE CHILD,
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I WILL DESTROY HER.
THAT SHOULD BE NEAT.
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OK, ZIM, WELL...
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WE HAVE
ANOTHER CALL.
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HA HA HA HA!
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[RINGING]
HEY!
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WE REALLY DO HAVE
ANOTHER CALL.
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[WEEPING]
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE
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ACTUALLY BEING
INTERESTED IN MY
PARANORMAL STUDIES.
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AS FOR ZIM, WELL...
AH!
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I HAVE COME
TO ACCEPT YOUR
FEELINGS FOR ME.
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I CONGRATULATE YOU
FOR ACKNOWLEDGING
MY SUPERIORITY
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IN CHOOSING ME
AS YOUR LOVE-PIG.
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FEEL HONORED!
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[SILENCE]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[CAT MEOWS]
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AH AH AAAHHH!
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MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE
AN ALIEN LIKE DIB SAYS.
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A HORRIBLY DISGUISED,
DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE ONE.
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NONSENSE!
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DESPITE HIS HUGE HEAD
THE DIB-MONKEY IS QUITE STUPID.
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MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
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NOW PREPARE YOUR BRAIN,
FILTHY BEAST OF MEAT AND HAIR,
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YOUR MAGICAL
LOVE ADVENTURE
BEGINS NOW!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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HMM?
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HEH HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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AAAAHHHH!
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YOU'RE ON FIRE.
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AM I?
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OH, WELL...
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GIR, I FEEL I NOW KNOW
ENOUGH ABOUT HUMAN AFFECTION.
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I HATE IT!
ESPECIALLY THE PART
WITH THE BEANS.
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OUR FRIEND TAK
IS NO LONGER
USEFUL TO ME.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OOOOO-K.
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TAK!
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I'M GLAD
YOU STOPPED BY.
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IT GIVES ME A CHANCE
TO END OUR HIDEOUS
RELATIONSHIP,
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AND ENJOY
YOUR SHRILL CRY
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IN HAVING BEEN
REJECTED BY ZIM!
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YOU HAVE GOT
TO BE KIDDING.
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I ASSURE YOU
I AM VERY SERIOUS.
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NOW CRY!
CRY LIKE YOU'VE
NEVER CRIED...
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BEFORE.
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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[CONTINUES LAUGHING HARDER]
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WHA...YOU.
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YOU'RE IRKEN!
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WHAT IS THIS?!
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YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL
THAN I IMAGINED.
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HUH?
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YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL
THAN I IMAGINED.
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HEH?
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YOU'RE CONFUSED.
ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.
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IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO
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ON THE IRKEN MILITARY
TRAINING PLANET DEVASTIS.
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I'D BEEN WAITING YEARS
TO TAKE MY FINAL TEST
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TO BECOME ONE OF
THE IRKIN ELITE SOLDIERS,
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AND SHOULD THE NEED ARISE,
TO BE ONE OF THE INVADERS.
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UGGGGH!
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[BEEPING]
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AAAAGGHH!
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[BEEP BEEP...BEEP]
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AAAGGGH!
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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NO! NO!
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SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
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THE DOOR'S STUCK!
I'LL MISS MY TEST!
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HELP!
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MMM, SNACK.
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HELP!
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YOU BLEW THE POWER BLOCK
FOR THAT ENTIRE HALF
OF THE PLANET,
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BUT THE TESTING WENT ON
UNINTERRUPTED ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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I PLEADED
WITH THE CONTROL BRAIN
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TO LET ME TAKE THE TEST.
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BUT SHE SAID I'D HAVE
TO WAIT ANOTHER 70 YEARS.
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I WAS PLACED ON
A JANITORIAL SQUAD...
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...AND THEN SENT
TO PLANET DIRT.
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I ESCAPED, AND I BEGAN
MY LONG SEARCH
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FOR THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON
WHO CAUSED THE BLACKOUT
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AND...RUINED MY LIFE!
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I EVENTUALLY TRACKED YOU
TO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE
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AND TOOK THAT
RICH WEENIE HUMAN
AS MY FALSE FATHER.
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YES, YES, SO YOU
BLAME ME FOR YOUR
HORRIBLE LIFE.
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BLAH, BLAH,
BIG DEAL!
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THIS IS ABOUT TAKING
YOUR MISSION, ZIM,
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NOT REVENGE.
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YOU'RE AFTER REVENGE?
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NO! IT'S NOT
ABOUT REVENGE.
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IT'S ABOUT TAKING
WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
AN INVADER!
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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
PART OF THE GREAT
ASSIGNING!
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I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE
STEALING THIS PLANET
FROM YOU!
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YOU'RE AFTER
MY ROBOT BEE!
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NO! LISTEN TO ME.
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LISTEN...CAREFULLY.
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MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM.
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I'M A BETTER INVADER
THAN YOU COULD EVER BE.
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I'D BLEND IN
PERFECTLY.
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THE PLAN I HAVE IN STORE
FOR THIS NASTY ROCK
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WILL SO IMPRESS
THE TALLEST,
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THAT THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO MAKE ME AN INVADER.
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WHAT IS THIS?!
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AND WHAT IS
THIS PLAN?
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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YES, YES, I'M
A MASTER OF COMEDY.
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NOW TELL ME
THIS PLAN.
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PART ONE INVOLVES
CRIPPLING YOUR BASE
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SO THAT YOU CAN
ONLY WATCH...
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AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!
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MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!
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PART TWO IS...
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NO! MY
BEAUTIFUL BASE!
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NOOOO!
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PART TWO IS...
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NOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL
BASE!
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PART...TWO IS...
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NOOOO!
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PART...
NO!
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OK, I'M...
NO!
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OK, I'M LEAVING NOW.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME YOUR PLAN.
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NOOOO...!
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UGH! UGH! UGH!
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GRRRRRH!
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DOO TE DOO!
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WHAT A HORRIBLE
ADVENTURE WITH THAT
HAM DEMON! WHEW!
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BUT I'VE MADE NO PROGRESS
IN FIGURING OUT WHAT
TAK'S PLAN IS.
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THE BASE IS STILL
REPAIRING ITSELF.
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AND THE ONLY OTHER PERSON
WITH THE FACILITIES TO...
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NNN-NO!
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I WON'T EVEN CONSIDER IT!
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[YAWNS]
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BUT THAT'S JUST
THE WAY IT WORKED OUT.
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YEAH. NO, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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ZIM!
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GOOD MORNING, SON.
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YOUR LITTLE FOREIGN
FRIEND IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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DAD,
THAT'S THE ALIEN!
THE ALIEN!
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OF COURSE HE IS.
YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON, ZIM?
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IT SEEMS THE ENEMIES
HAVE A COMMON ENEMY...
TAK.
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SHE'S IRKEN
AND SHE'S AFTER MY JOB
AND YOUR PLANET.
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OH, COME ON.
I LIKE TAK.
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AND SHE HATES YOU.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF...
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THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH JELLY!
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT HER PLAN,
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BUT IT'S BEEN
DIFFICULT.
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SHE'S GOOD.
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NOT GOOD LIKE ME,
BUT STILL GOOD.
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THIS IS JUST STUPID.
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48 HOURS OF
TRAILING TAK
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AND ALL I COULD
COME UP WITH
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ARE THESE PHOTOS
I WRESTLED OFF
THAT HAM DEMON.
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THEY'RE OF A GIANT,
EVIL WEENIE STAND
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HER FATHER
HAS CONSTRUCTED.
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00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,279
BUT THAT'S NOTHING.
240
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HMM...GIANT WEENIE STAND
IS WEIRD,
241
00:13:01,485 --> 00:13:02,817
BUT THAT DOESN'T
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TAK.
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GIANT WEENIE STAND.
THAT'S WORTH A LOOK.
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I KNEW THIS WAS
A BAD IDEA.
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00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:09,324
SHE'LL DESTROY
YOUR WORLD!!
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00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:10,893
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THIS!
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YOUR VOICES ARE
MAKING ME SICK.
247
00:13:13,196 --> 00:13:15,064
AND WHEN THE EARTH
IS A SMOKING RUIN,
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YOU'LL WISH IT HAD
BEEN ME WHO DID IT!
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AAAHH! IT BURNS!
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IT BURNS! AAAHH!
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00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,107
THANKS, GAZ.
HE WAS REALLY...GAAAAAHH!
252
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DEELISHUS WEENIE!
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HI.
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UHHHHHH.
WHAT'LL IT BE?
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BE QUIET.
I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
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THAT MY BROTHER IS TRYING
TO BREAK INTO THIS BUILDING
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THROUGH SOME
SECRET ENTRANCE.
258
00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:46,428
UHHHHH...WE HAVE
CHILI BEANS.
259
00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,504
I JUST THOUGHT
IT'D BE KIND OF FUNNY
260
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TO SEE HIM GET
BEATEN UP BY SECURITY.
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00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,406
UM...
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00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:03,212
YA KNOW, I DON'T
THINK THERE IS
A SECRET ENTRANCE.
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00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,214
I WORK HERE AND THIS
IS ALL I'VE SEEN.
264
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:09,384
THIS PLACE IS KIND OF BIG
FOR A HOT DOG STAND,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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HUH? OH!
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00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:17,993
UH...NOW THAT
I THINK OF IT...
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00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:24,432
...THERE IS THAT
SECRET ENTRANCE
AROUND BACK
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WHERE THEY DELIVER
ALL THAT ALIEN-LOOKING
MACHINERY.
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[GRUNTING]
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UGH!
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OH!
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OH! YEE, MAN!
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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IT'S A HOT DOG
STAND.
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GAZ? HOW DID YOU GET...?
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NO PICTURES, PLEASE.
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TAK? WHAT?
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UM...LOOK,
I CAN EXPLAIN.
279
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NO NEED.
280
00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:11,947
IN A SECOND,
YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER
HAVING SEEN ANY OF THIS.
281
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:16,084
HMM. YOU MUST
BE SMARTER THAN
THE REST OF THEM.
282
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,753
LET'S SEE
ABOUT YOUR SISTER.
283
00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:19,921
AAAHHH!
284
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,489
YOU'RE BEHIND THIS?
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00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:22,891
NO! HE IS.
286
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,559
OR AT LEAST HIS RESOURCES.
287
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,828
I ONLY LET HIM OUT
WHEN I NEED TO KEEP UP
APPEARANCES.
288
00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:30,098
KIND OF LIKE ZIM'S
ROBOT PARENTS...ONLY GOOD.
289
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,399
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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00:15:31,468 --> 00:15:32,667
PEOPLE WILL KNOW
SOMETHING'S UP!
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00:15:32,736 --> 00:15:34,469
I MEAN,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
IT'S ENORMOUS!
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00:15:34,537 --> 00:15:36,404
THE GREAT THING ABOUT
YOUR PEOPLE, DIB,
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IS THAT MOST OF THEM
DON'T NOTICE.
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00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,575
ALL THEY SEE IS
ANOTHER FACELESS
CORPORATE VENTURE,
295
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:42,978
NOT A PLAN
FOR WORLD CONQUEST.
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00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,880
Dib: WAIT, IS THERE
REALLY A DIFFERENCE?
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00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:48,483
IT'S OVER, TAK!
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00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:50,719
THE EARTH IS MINE
TO DEVASTATE.
299
00:15:50,788 --> 00:15:52,187
AND I ALREADY PROMISED
THE MOON TO GIR.
300
00:15:52,256 --> 00:15:54,289
ZIM! HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE'D BE HERE?
301
00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:56,425
I PLACED A TRACKING
DEVICE ON YOU.
302
00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:59,327
A TRACKING DEVICE?
WHERE? HUH? HUH?
303
00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:01,630
YOUR HEAD SMELLS
LIKE A PUPPY.
304
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,064
THIS WON'T STOP ME
305
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,333
FROM KEEPING MY PROMISE
TO THE TALLEST.
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00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:07,669
MIMI! ATTACK!
307
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,043
YAH!
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NOOO!
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00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:24,085
AH! MIMI...AH CAT...
COOL IT!
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AAAAHHH!
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UGH! YOU RUINED
EVERYTHING, ZIM!
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I WAS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
WHAT HER PLAN WAS.
313
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,582
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO REFUSED TO...
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00:16:54,651 --> 00:16:55,951
HEY, WHAT'S
THIS THING?
315
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,653
THAT'S A S.I.R.
UNIT'S MEMORY DISC!
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00:16:57,721 --> 00:16:59,588
IT PROBABLY HAS
TAK'S PLAN ALL OVER IT.
317
00:16:59,656 --> 00:17:01,924
NO WAY! IT'S OURS!
BACK OFF!
318
00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:04,325
I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE
WITH THE TECHNOLOGY
TO DECODE THE FILES!
319
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,661
AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
HERE WITH THE FILES
TO BE DECODED!
320
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:09,564
AND I'M...HEE HA
HEE HEE HEE!
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00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:10,866
I DON'T KNOW.
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YOUR BASE.
OUR DISC, ZIM.
323
00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:14,369
LET US SEE THE BASE.
324
00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:16,638
AS SOON AS
WE DESTROY TAK,
325
00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:19,173
I'M GOING TO FEED
YOUR BRAINS TO MY ROBOT.
326
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:20,241
DEAL!
327
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,643
Gir: YAY! BRAINS!
328
00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:30,585
HA. THIS IS YOUR BASE?
329
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,988
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
OR I'LL...
330
00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:34,689
MELT YOUR FACE OFF
OR SOMETHING.
331
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:50,238
MY LEADERS, I OFFER A GIFT
TO PROVE MY WORTHINESS
AS AN INVADER.
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00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:51,506
I HAVE CREATED
A MAGMA PUMP
333
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:54,308
TO HOLLOW OUT
THE EARTH'S MOLTEN CORE.
334
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,677
I COULD DO THAT.
335
00:17:55,746 --> 00:17:58,079
ONCE EMPTY, I'LL FILL
THE PLANET WITH SNACKS
336
00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:00,348
AS AN OFFERING
TO MY TALLEST.
337
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:03,317
YOUR LEADERS ARE
JUST TALLER THAN
EVERYONE ELSE?
338
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,820
YOU NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED
EARTH VALUABLE AT ALL.
339
00:18:05,889 --> 00:18:07,889
BUT I SHALL
MAKE IT VALUABLE.
340
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,891
SHE STOLE THIS PLAN
FROM ME!
341
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,892
NO, SHE DIDN'T.
342
00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:11,960
BE QUIET!
343
00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:15,096
IT'S STARTING.
344
00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:16,098
COMPUTER!
345
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,098
[COMPUTER IRRITATED]
WHAT?
346
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,700
READY THE VOOT!
I MUST STOP TAK.
347
00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:20,635
HER LITTLE JOKE
HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.
348
00:18:20,704 --> 00:18:23,004
WAIT! YOU HAVE TO DROP
ME OFF AT THE WEENIE STAND.
349
00:18:23,073 --> 00:18:24,072
SOMEONE HAS TO
SHUT THE PUMP OFF.
350
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,508
ARE THERE ANY
VIDEO GAMES AROUND HERE?
351
00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:28,443
Computer: NO, NOT REALLY.
352
00:18:28,512 --> 00:18:32,648
I GUESS I'LL HELP
SAVE THE EARTH THEN.
353
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:35,900
[SCREAMING]
354
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,206
AAHHH!
355
00:18:56,289 --> 00:18:57,488
DEELISHUS WEENIE!
356
00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:28,719
THERE!
357
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,123
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
358
00:19:48,174 --> 00:19:50,808
HOW DO YOU
SHUT THIS THING OFF!
359
00:19:52,211 --> 00:19:53,944
SO THIS SHOULD WORK?
360
00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:57,114
Computer: IF TAK'S SIR UNIT
IS WITHIN RANGE OF
ITS MEMORY DISC,
361
00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:59,650
IT CAN BE CONTROLLED
THROUGH A REMOTE HOST.
362
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:01,552
WE CAN REMOTE CONTROL IT.
363
00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:04,088
OK. YOU, DO THINGS.
MAKE TAK'S ROBOT CRAZY.
364
00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:07,091
ONLY IF YOU
DANCE WITH ME.
365
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,827
NO. NEVER. NEVER!
366
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:13,264
OH, COME ON.
367
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:40,224
GIVE UP, ZIM!
I BUILT THIS SHIP
MYSELF!
368
00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:47,164
UGH!
369
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:56,240
DOO DEE DOO DEE
DOO DEE DOO DEE!...
370
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:05,482
AH!
371
00:21:09,255 --> 00:21:11,688
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
372
00:21:11,757 --> 00:21:13,958
MIMI!
373
00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:16,494
STOP!
NO, STOP!
374
00:21:16,563 --> 00:21:18,729
AAHHH!
375
00:21:18,798 --> 00:21:22,499
NO, STOP! MIMI!
376
00:21:22,568 --> 00:21:23,701
YOU'RE RUINING...
377
00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:24,969
NO!
378
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,873
YOU'RE A WORSE PILOT
THAN I AM! WAIT.
379
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,952
NOOO! NO NO NO!
380
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:46,090
HUH?
381
00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:48,959
[DING!]
382
00:21:52,131 --> 00:21:53,330
HOW DID I MISS THAT?
383
00:22:06,112 --> 00:22:08,012
NO ONE TAKES ZIM'S MISSION!
384
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,446
NO ONE!
385
00:22:10,983 --> 00:22:12,950
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, ZIM.
386
00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:14,785
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
AN INVADER, YOU KNOW.
387
00:22:14,854 --> 00:22:16,553
THE TALLEST
LIED TO YOU.
388
00:22:16,622 --> 00:22:18,922
YOUR MISSION'S
ALL A BIG LIE!
389
00:22:18,991 --> 00:22:22,459
I'LL COME BACK
AND UH...AAHHH!
390
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:28,165
EEHHHHH...HA HA HA HA!
391
00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:29,166
OK.
392
00:22:35,341 --> 00:22:36,840
TAK'S PLAN WAS RUINED.
393
00:22:36,909 --> 00:22:38,375
THE HUMANS HELPED OUT,
BUT, UH...
394
00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:42,013
THEY WERE HYPNOTIZED BY...
ME INTO DOING SO!
395
00:22:42,081 --> 00:22:44,815
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD
THE LIES SHE TOLD ABOUT YOU.
396
00:22:44,884 --> 00:22:48,919
WELL, ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT TAK'S EVIL
SNACK PLAN WAS STOPPED.
397
00:22:48,988 --> 00:22:51,021
HEY!
398
00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:52,122
I LIKE SNACKS.
399
00:22:52,191 --> 00:22:54,358
HE LIKES SNACKS, ZIM.
400
00:22:54,427 --> 00:22:57,027
I KNOW YOU DO.
I KNOW.
401
00:22:57,095 --> 00:22:57,961
HELLO!
402
00:23:05,605 --> 00:23:07,070
LOOK AT IT, GAZ.
403
00:23:07,139 --> 00:23:09,173
WE'VE ONLY SEEN
WHAT'S COME TO US
FROM UP THERE.
404
00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:11,841
DON'T YOU WANT TO JUST
FLY OUT THERE AND SEE IT ALL?
405
00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:14,344
EH.
406
00:23:21,754 --> 00:23:22,686
YAAH!
407
00:23:25,424 --> 00:23:27,090
YAH!
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