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[GRUNTING]
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BLAAAH! BLAAAH! AAAHH!
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DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS.
I'M NORMAL!
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HOW AM I STILL THE ONLY PERSON
TO SEE ZIM'S AN ALIEN?
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I MEAN, COME ON!
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COME ON!
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COME ON!
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WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO HAVE A HEAD?
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GAZ, I WANT YOU
TO SEE THIS.
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TODAY, THINGS'RE
GONNA CHANGE.
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I'M GONNA DO...
SOMETHING.
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I'M NOT JUST
GONNA SIT BACK
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AND WATCH ZIM
GET AWAY WITH
HIS...
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HIS THINGS HE DO...
I MEAN...
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"THINGS HE DO?"
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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I'M JUST...
I HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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SOMETHING...NEW!
AND SOON!
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NOW!
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WHAT?! WHO?!
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THAT...THAT WAS
HORRIBLE.
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WHO DID THIS?!
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WHO DARES TO SOIL
MY NORMAL BOY-HEAD
WITH THIS...
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PORK COW?!
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THAT'S A STINKIN'
MUFFIN!
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SILENCE!
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WHATEVER THIS IS,
I WILL FIND THE BEAST
WHO THREW IT...
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I WILL FIND YOU!
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SLEEP PEACEFULLY NOW,
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FOR IT IS THE LAST
PEACEFUL SLEEP YOU
WILL KNOW
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FROM THIS MOMENT ON!
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Child: BUT WE'RE NOT
ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!
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AAAHHHHH!
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WOW.
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ACTUALLY, THAT WAS
KIND OF FUNNY.
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[MUTTERING]
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THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
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AH!
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WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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WHO--WHAT, WHAT
ARE YOU?
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AND WHY DID YOU
TRANSFORM INTO
GIANT SHOES?
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WE ARE BEINGS
OF PURE ENERGY.
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THIS IS MERELY A FORM
YOUR HUMAN BRAIN
CAN UNDERSTAND.
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BUT...YOU JUST LOOKED
LIKE ALIENS BEFORE
YOU TURNED INTO SHOES.
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MMMM.
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YES, BUT YOU COULDN'T
COMPREHEND THAT.
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YES, I COULD.
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OH, FORGET THAT ALREADY.
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NOW, DIB...DIB...
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WHATEVER YOUR
LAST NAME IS...
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE ARE THE MEEKROB,
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AND WE HAVE
A COMMON ENEMY, DIB:
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THE IRKEN EMPIRE.
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WE ARE BUSY FIGHTING
THEM ON OUR OWN PLANET,
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BUT HAVE COME
TO OFFER YOU A GIFT
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THAT CAN AID IN
YOUR BATTLE WITH THEM.
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AAH! AARRGGH!
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OW! IT HURTS!
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HA HA! YES.
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YOU NOW HAVE THE POWER
TO DEFEND THE EARTH
LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
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WHY?
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WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME?
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YOU ARE
THE WORTHIEST, DIB.
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AND NO ONE ELSE
HAD A HEAD LARGE ENOUGH
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TO ACCOMMODATE
SO MUCH POWER.
NOW, REST.
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AH.
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HAH.
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A DREAM?
WAS IT A DREAM?
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I FEEL...
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ODD.
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WHAT AN AMAZING
MORNING, ISN'T IT?
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NO, REALLY.
SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.
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IT WASN'T A DREAM.
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I REALLY WAS CHOSEN.
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SON, YOU'RE LOOKING
IN GOOD SPIRITS TODAY.
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YOU MUST HAVE
FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT
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ABOUT STUDYING
REAL SCIENCE!
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NO, DAD.
THESE ALIEN SHOES
CAME INTO MY ROOM
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AND GAVE ME
SOME KIND OF GIFT.
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I KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS,
BUT IT'S TRUE.
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THOSE ALIENS WERE
DEMENTED HALLUCINATIONS,
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BUT YOUR DNA DOES SEEM
TO HAVE EVOLVED
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BEYOND THAT OF
NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.
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HMM.
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I GUESS
I'M SORRY ABOUT
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BEING SO MEAN TO YOU
ALL THOSE TIMES, THEN.
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THIS IS...
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THIS IS JUST INCREDIBLE.
I SHOULD...
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I SHOULD SEE
IF THIS WHATEVER IT IS
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REALLY WILL HELP ME
DEAL WITH ZIM.
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I'M GONNA HEAD OVER
TO HIS BASE!
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HEY, I'M SPEAKING
OUT LOUD TO MYSELF
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IN AN UNNATURAL MANNER.
OH, WELL.
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I AM DIB!
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OH, MAN!
THAT WAS GREAT!
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TIME FOR SOME
SERIOUS NOTES.
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NO! I'M SICK OF
WAITING AND WATCHING.
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I SHOULD TAKE ACTION!
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I'M TALKING OUT LOUD
SOME MORE. ODD.
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I'M GOING FOR IT!
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D-D-D-D-DIB!
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HUH?
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I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS
TO TELL YOU, ZIM.
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AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
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EH....OK.
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I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT, DIB.
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YOU'VE WON.
I'M GIVING MYSELF UP
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TO THE EARTH AUTHORITIES.
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IT'S BEEN NICE
WORKING WITH YOU, GIR.
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NOW, SELF-DESTRUCT.
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FINALLY!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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THIS FEELING,
THE POWER!
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IT ISN'T GOING AWAY!
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THINGS REALLY ARE
GOING TO BE DIFFERENT
FOR ME!
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AT LAST! YAH!
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Reporter on TV:
YOU'VE OPENED
THE WORLD'S EYES
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TO THE EXISTENCE
OF ALIENS, DIB!
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NOW WHAT?
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THERE ARE MANY
OTHER MYSTERIES
STILL UNSOLVED.
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I FIGURE...
YOU KNOW...
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I'LL DO
SOME OF THAT.
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
GHOSTS!
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OOOH!
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HEY.
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
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HI.
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DIB ROCKS!
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I LOVE YOU, DIB!
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AND TO PROVE THAT THE LAKE
SPOOKY MONSTER IS REAL,
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THIS TASK FORCE
HAS GRANTED ME PERMISSION
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TO DRAIN THE LAKE.
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YAH!
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[APPLAUSE]
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WHAT'S LEFT TO BE
DISCOVERED NOW, DIB?
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DIB!
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IT'S BEEN YEARS, ZIM.
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20 OF YOUR YEARS
TO BE PRECISE,
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ENDURING THESE
INDIGNITIES!
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THE ONLY REASON
I HAVE NOT TRIED
TO ESCAPE
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IS BECAUSE
IT AMUSES ME.
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AMUSES YOU TO WHAT?
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AH, YES!
THE INVASION!
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU
ABOUT THE INVASION.
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OH.
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WELL, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO.
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EH...WELL,
THEY'LL BE HERE!
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THE ARMADA WILL COME
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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WE'LL SEE, ZIM,
WE'LL SEE.
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TO BETTER STUDY
THE COMING ALIEN MENACE...
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I AM PROUD TO OPEN
THE DIB INSTITUTE
OF PARANORMAL STUDIES-
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SLASH-SCHOOL OF
PARANORMAL TOLERANCE-
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SLASH-MUSEUM-
SLASH-SNACK BAR.
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YAH!
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[CATCHING BREATH]
SIR!
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THEY'RE COMING!
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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THE MASSIVE,
THE ARMADA CAPITAL SHIP!
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THE SIDE PODS
ARE FILLED WITH SNACKS!
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IT'S THEIR WEAK SPOT.
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ALPHA...
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YOU'LL BE
BRINGING DOWN THE MASSIVE!
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BUT, DIB...SIR...
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WHO'LL LEAD
ALPHA SQUADRON?
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HEE-YAH.
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[DIB MAKING
KARATE SOUNDS]
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YAH!
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HOOOOO-WAAAAH!
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OUR SNACKS!
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IT'S OVER!
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RETREAT!
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[SOBBING LOUDLY]
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YAY!
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AND THAT'S
HOW I WAS AWARDED
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THE GREATEST PERSON
EVER TO LIVE AWARD.
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YOU'VE LIVED
QUITE A FULL LIFE,
HAVEN'T YOU, SIR DIB?
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YES, ALAN.
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IT WAS EVERYTHING
I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.
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AND MORE.
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AND I EVEN GOT
TO RIDE A MOOSE.
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Audience: AW!
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[APPLAUSE]
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AND WHO COULD
FORGET THAT DAY?
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YES, WELL,
WE THANK YOU
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FOR SHARING
YOUR INCREDIBLE
LIFE WITH US,
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AND FOR ALLOWING
THE HUMAN RACE
TO SURVIVE.
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OH, YES.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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AND, UH...
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OH, IF I MAY SAY,
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THERE'S ONE FINAL
QUESTION THAT WOULD
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SETTLE THE CURIOSITY
OF YOUR MANY FANS.
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DID YOU THROW
THE MUFFIN AT
ZIM'S HEAD?
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HEH HEH HEH.
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WOW, THAT'S
GOING BACK A LONG WAYS.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT...
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I DID.
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AHA!
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[LAUGHING]
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I KNEW IT!
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I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
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WHAT? THERE AREN'T
SHOE ALIENS?
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GET OUT.
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OH...JUST ONE MORE THING.
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[ZIM LAUGHING]
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YOU STINK, ZIM.
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