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[OINK OINK]
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STUPID BLOOD PIG.
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[GAZ GRUNTING]
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COME ON,
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BIGFOOT WOULD
NEVER SAY THAT.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO READ THAT IN HERE?
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I'M TRYING
TO PLAY A GAME.
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MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
IS ON IN 5 MINUTES.
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TV announcer:
THE VAMPIRE PIGGIES ARE BACK!
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AND THIS TIME
THEY'RE BACK
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BY THE AWESOME POWER
OF THE GAME SLAVE 2.
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CHECK OUT THESE
ACTUAL GAME SCREENS.
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ARE YOU STILL
PLAYING YOUR OLD,
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OBSOLETE GAME SLAVE 1?
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WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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HAVE WE OFFENDED
YOU SOMEHOW?
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HUH? HUH? HUH?
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ON SALE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT
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AT ALL DIGITAL FUNPIT
LOCATIONS.
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LINES ARE FORMING NOW!
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OH.
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WAIT.
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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TO THE MALL.
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GAME SLAVE 2 GOES ON SALE
AT MIDNIGHT.
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I NEED ONE.
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OH, OK, THEN.
HAVE FUN.
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JUST ONE THING--
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TAKE YOUR BROTHER
WITH YOU.
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IT CAN BE DANGEROUS
OUT THERE.
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THAT'S WHAT
THE BAT'S FOR.
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AWW!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
ALL NIGHT TO SEE THIS.
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SHE CAN WAIT TO GET
HER STUPID GAME.
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SON, VIDEO GAMES DEVELOP
HAND/EYE COORDINATION
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AND MAKE KIDS
INTO BETTER HUMAN BEINGS.
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OK, BUT ONLY AFTER
THE SHOW IS OVER.
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YOU STINK.
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[GROWLS]
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IT WAS A REALLY
GOOD EPISODE.
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[GROWLS]
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AAH!
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HEY, DIB.
I THINK I SAW
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A CHUPACABRA
OR SOMETHING
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GOING INTO THAT
PARKING GARAGE.
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A CHUPACABRA?
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BUT THERE ISN'T
A GOAT TO FEED ON
FOR MILES.
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[HEART BEATING]
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HEY, IS THIS THE LINE
FOR THE GS2?
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YES.
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COOL!
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AS PROBABLY
THE BEST GAMER
IN THE CITY,
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I HAD TO GET
THE JAPANESE GS2
A FEW MONTHS AGO.
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BUT I NEEDED
THIS VERSION
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BECAUSE THEY INCLUDED
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A NEW LEVEL FOR
THE AMERICAN RELEASE:
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THE ZOMBIE HOG LEVEL.
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MY NAME'S IGGINS.
WHAT'S YOURS?
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GAZ.
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THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.
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[GRUNTS]
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AAH!
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
THE NEW PIGGY HUNTER.
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Man: OK, GUYS,
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NO LOITERING AFTER
YOU GET YOUR GAME SLAVE 2s.
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AS SOON AS YOU MAKE
YOUR PURCHASE,
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ONE OF OUR CLERKS
WILL ASSIST
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IN ATTACHING
YOU TO THIS PULLEY CABLE
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THAT LEADS TO THE EXIT.
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HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
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HEE?
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[WHINING]
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THERE'S NO
CHUPACABRAS IN HERE.
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GAZ SHOULD LEAVE
THE PARANORMAL SIGHTINGS
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TO THE EXPERTS.
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NOW, WHERE'S THE EXIT?
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MAN, THIS PLACE
IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.
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...COMPLETED MORE MINIQUESTS
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THAN ARE EVEN IN THE GAME!
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THAT'S HOW I KNOW
I'M PRETTY MUCH
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THE MASTER
OF ALL REALITY
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AND ALL THAT
ENCOMPASSES IT.
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW...
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...AND THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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EVERYONE IS CLAPPING
WHEN I BEAT THE FINAL BOSS.
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YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD BE SO EASY,
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BUT IT WAS--
IT WAS TOTALLY EASY.
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IT WAS, LIKE,
COMPLETELY EASY...
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...BUT I'VE ALWAYS
REMAINED TRUE TO MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST
GOT TO BE IGGINS,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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NO.
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OH, THANK YOU,
SUPREME BEING.
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THANK YOU.
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NEXT!
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[BOY SCREAMS]
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FINALLY.
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Man: UM...
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THAT'S ALL.
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WE SHOULD BE GETTING
MORE GS2s IN STOCK
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IN MAYBE A MONTH OR TWO.
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THANKS FOR COMING!
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WHAT?
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NO!
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THEY CAN'T
ALL BE GONE.
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I SAT THROUGH
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
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FOR THIS?
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Gaz: THERE MUST
BE ONE LEFT.
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WELL, SOMEONE ORDERED ONE
BUT NEVER PICKED IT UP.
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IF...
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[GRUNTING]
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CLARENCE WONG
DOESN'T SHOW UP,
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IT'S YOURS.
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CLARENCE WONG!
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HA HA! THAT'S ME!
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[GIGGLING]
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YOU'RE NO CLARENCE WONG.
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YOU STOLE MY GAME SLAVE.
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YOU SAID,
"YOU GOT TO BE IGGINS."
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I SAW AN OPENING,
AND I WENT FOR IT.
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THAT'S HOW I BEAT
GACHOOGABLORK
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IN BATTLE BATTLE
FOOTY KICK,
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AND THAT'S WHY
I'M THE SUPERIOR GAMER.
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[SINGING]
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Gaz: THAT ONE
IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
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I'LL BUY IT
FROM YOU,
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BUT THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE KEEPING IT.
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NOT WITHOUT INVOKING
MY WRATH, ANYHOW.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU NEED HELP.
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AAH!
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HELLO?
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[HISSING]
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Dib: A COLONY
OF HORRIBLE RAT PEOPLE!
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HEY, DO YOU KNOW
THE WAY OUT OF HERE?
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THERE IS NO WAY OUT.
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WE ALL GOT LOST HERE, TOO,
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AND WE'VE BEEN HERE
EVER SINCE.
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EVER SINCE.
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NO WAY OUT.
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THERE'S NO WAY OUT!
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OH, COME ON.
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GETTING LOST
IN A PARKING GARAGE
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DID NOT TURN YOU ALL
INTO HORRIBLE RAT PEOPLE.
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I WAS ONCE A MAN.
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BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN.
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YOU'LL BE JUST
LIKE US, SOON.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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I THINK I SEE
THE EXIT OVER THERE.
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SEE YA.
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Woman: DON'T FORGET
TO LOCK THE DOOR
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AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED.
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ALL RIGHT, MOM.
HAVE FUN AT WORK.
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[GLEEFUL BABBLING]
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SO WE MEET AGAIN,
ULTRA PIGULON.
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PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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[BEEP BEEP]
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WHAT?
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I--I MUST BE TIRED.
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THE NEW LEVEL,
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I'M ALMOST THERE!
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"THE GAMMY IS MINE."
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[GASPS]
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AAH!
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HEY, WAIT,
HOW DID YOU WRITE THAT
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IF YOU'RE OUT--HUH?
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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THE FRONT DOOR.
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THE GAME SLAVE 2--
GIVE IT TO ME.
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[SCREAMS]
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[BABBLING]
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[PANTING]
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NO. POWER LOW.
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BUT I HAVEN'T REACHED
THE SAVE POINT YET.
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I HAVE TO SEE
THE ZOMBIE HOG.
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NEED BATTERIES.
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[GAZ GROWLING]
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BATTERIES!
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MUST FIND!
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NO. NO!
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NO-O-O!
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LOOKING FOR THESE?
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I NEED THOSE.
186
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SAVE POINT SO CLOSE.
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WHAT YOU NEED IS TO GIVE
THE GAME SLAVE TO ME,
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OR I WILL PLUNGE YOU
INTO A NIGHTMARE WORLD
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FROM WHICH
THERE IS NO WAKING.
190
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BUT...I'M A BETTER
GAMER THAN YOU.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE
NIGHTMARE WORLD.
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IT'S MADNESS!
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MADNESS!
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WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?
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BATTERIES?
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50th FLOOR.
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[GASPING]
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[BABBLING]
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[RINGING]
200
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AAH!
201
00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,404
AAH!
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00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:15,945
GIVE ME
THE VAMPIRE PIGGIES.
203
00:10:16,014 --> 00:10:17,480
YOU'RE CRAZY.
204
00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:19,315
IT'S MINE. MINE!
205
00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:24,820
[IGGINS SCREAMS]
206
00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:30,259
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
207
00:10:30,328 --> 00:10:31,260
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT!
IT'S YOURS.
208
00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:32,528
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
209
00:10:49,681 --> 00:10:54,350
THE RIGHTFUL ORDER
HAS BEEN RESTORED.
210
00:10:54,419 --> 00:10:56,786
YOU'LL NEVER
BE A BETTER GAMER
THAN ME.
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PLAY ALL YOU WANT.
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00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:00,623
I'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER.
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00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,925
ALWAYS!
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OOH.
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[CRASH]
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00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:28,584
IGGINS!!
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