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AARRGHH! MY INTESTINES!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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HEY, MAN.
IT'S BEEN 4 WEEKS
SINCE YOU RENTED
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INTESTINES OF WAR.
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IT'S 20 DAYS
OVERDUE!
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HELLO? HELLO?!
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WHO IS IT?
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I GONNA
WATCH IT AGAIN.
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I GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!
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THIS IS THE 100th
TIME, GIR!
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YOU HAVE TO STOP
WATCHING THIS
THING OR...
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OH! WHAT IS THAT?!
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A WARNING.
OH, NO! OH, NOOOO!
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F-B-I?
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WHO IS THIS FBI?
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WHAT ARE THEY TRYING
TO WARN US ABOUT?
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SHHHH!
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AHHHH!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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RETURN THAT MOVIE!
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YOU GOT
ANY OF THEM TAQUITOS?
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COMPUTER, GIVE ME
ALL THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE
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ON THE FBI.
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THE FBI IS
A GOVERNMENT LAW
ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.
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CONTINUE.
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INSUFFICIENT DATA.
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INSUFFICIENT DATA?
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CAN'T YOU JUST
MAKE AN EDUCATED GUESS?
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OKAAAY.
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UH...
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FOUNDED IN 1492 BY,
UH...
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DEMONS...THE FBI
IS A CRACK LAW
ENFORCEMENT AGENCY
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DESIGNED TO EHH...
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I DUNNO...
FIGHT ALIENS?
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I KNEW IT!
THIS IS BAD...
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THIS IS SO BAD.
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GIR! THAT MOVIE
IS SOME KIND OF
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GOVERNMENT SPYING TOOL!
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QUICKLY, EAT IT!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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[RING!]
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HELLO?
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[CHANGING VOICES]
HELLO. HELLO.
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[VOICE DEEPER]
GOOD. OK.
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HELLO? HOW MAY
I HELP YOU TODAY?
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I'M THROUGH
PLAYING AROUND!
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YOU BETTER RETURN
THAT VIDEO OR ELSE!
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THIS IS YOUR
FINAL WARNING!
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I'M SORRY,
I DO NOT KNOW
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WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
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I AM NORMAL.
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IF THAT THING ISN'T
IN THE DROP OFF BOX
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BY THE TIME
WE OPEN TOMORROW,
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YOU'RE GONNA PAAAYYY...
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LATE FEES.
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I WANNA RENT
THIS ONE!
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WHY? SO YOU CAN
KEEP IT FOR WEEKS
AND WEEKS
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AND NOT RETURN IT?
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WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE OTHER PEOPLE
WHO WANT TO WATCH IT?
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YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT THEM?
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HUH? HUH?
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[CRYING]
WAAAAHHH!
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THAT WAS THEM.
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I HAVE TO
RETURN THIS
THING NOW.
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NO! I'M STILL
WATCHING IT.
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I WANNA SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.
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I NEED IT!
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WHYYYYEEEE!
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WAAAAHHHH...!
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[SNORING]
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THEY'VE LOCKED DOWN
THEIR FORTRESS...
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WITH LOCKS!
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OK, NOTHING
I CAN'T HANDLE.
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I'M RETURNING
THIS STUPID MOVIE
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NO MATTER HOW HARD
THEY TRY TO KEEP ME OUT.
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REST EASY,
VARIOUS RETAIL OUTLETS.
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SERGEANT SLAB RANKLE
IS ON THE JOB.
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SLEEP TIGHT,
DEELISHUS WEENIE.
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YOUR SEEDY BUNS WILL
GO UNHARMED THIS NIGHT.
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AH, THE VIDEO OUTHOUSE.
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SLUMBER WELL,
SWEET VIDEO OUTHOUSE,
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WITH YOUR VIDEO TREASURES
NESTLED DEEP WITHIN
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YOUR VULNERABLE BELLY.
SLAB'S ON THE JOB.
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[ALARM]
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WHAT'S THIS?
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[ALARM CONTINUES RINGING]
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LET'S SEE...
VIDEO OUTHOUSE,
VIDEO OUTHOUSE.
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FOURTH FLOOR, D405...
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[STATIC]
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AH! THEY KNOW I'M HERE!
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THE MALL IS CLOSED!
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YOU ARE IN DIRECT
VIOLATION OF CODE 4 SLASH 72.
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PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!
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WHO ARE YOU?
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SERGEANT SLAB RANKLE.
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SERIAL NUMBER F305769,
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AND YOU ARE IN
DIRECT VIOLATION.
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I VIOLATE NOTHING!
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I'VE COME TO RETURN
THIS VIDEO DISC
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AND THERE IS NOTHING
THAT YOUR PRECIOUS FBI
CAN DO TO STOP ME.
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THE FBI?
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HA HA HA HA!
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NOTHING BUT AMATEURS.
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NO, MY FRIEND,
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
TANGLING WITH
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SOMEONE FAR WORSE
THAN THE FBI.
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YOU'VE JUST CROSSED...
MALL SECURITY.
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SECURITY? YOU'RE NOT
THE FBI? HUH?
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I WORRIED FOR NOTHING.
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THIS IS JUST
A TYPICAL EARTH STORE.
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I'VE LET MY FEARS
GET THE BEST OF ME.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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I'M VERY FUNNY.
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[LOUD CLICKING SOUNDS]
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AAAHHH!
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THE GAME BEGINS.
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THERE!
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SIMPLE.
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THIS LITTLE STINK MAN
WILL NOT GET IN MY WAY.
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OOH!
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AH!
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[RINGING]
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RELEASE ME!
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RELEASE ME OR SUFFER
THE WRATH OF ZIM!
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WE MEET AT LAST,
YOUNG TRESPASSER.
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QUIET! THERE'LL
BE TIME FOR YOU
TO GROVEL LATER.
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TELL ME SOMETHING...
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF
BUSINESS HOURS?
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DO YOU?
WELL, DO YOU!!!
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WE HAVE RULES
FOR A REASON, BOY!
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WITHOUT THEM,
THERE IS ONLY CHAOS.
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AND CHAOS IS...OOGH...
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I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO THINK OF IT.
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COULD YOU JUST DROP
THAT DISC IN THE SLOT
BEHIND YOU
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AND LET ME GO
WITH A WARNING?
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I'M AFRAID NOT.
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THIS IS EVIDENCE.
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AND AS FOR
LETTING YOU GO...NO!
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GOOD JOB, SLAB RANKLE.
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YOUR COUNTRY
COMMENDS YOU.
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THANK YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.
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AAAAHHHH!
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UGH!
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WHOA! OH, MAN!
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AN ALIEN! AN ALIEN!
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UHH!
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FALSE ALARM.
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RANKLE GOT
YOU, TOO, HUH?
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WELCOME TO
OUR LITTLE CLUB...
OF DOOM!
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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WE'VE ALL
GOT OUR REASONS
FOR BEING HERE.
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SHOPLIFTING,
LOITERING, SINGING.
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I SAID I WAS SORRY.
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WHAT CAN I DO?
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I GOT THE MUSIC
IN MY SOUL!
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HE CAUGHT ME
SLEEPING DURING
MY SHIFT.
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WHEN YOU BREAK
THE RULES,
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RANKLE SENDS
YOU HERE.
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EVERY COUPLE
OF DAYS,
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HE TAKES
SOMEONE AWAY.
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THEY NEVER
COME BACK.
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SOME SAY HE JUST
LETS THEM GO.
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ME? I SAY HE TAKES
THEM AND TURNS THEM
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INTO HORRIBLE
ZOMBIE SOLDIERS
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IN THAT NEW
ZOMBIE LAB
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THEY JUST PUT IN
OUT BACK.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE A ZOMBIE SOLDIER.
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HAS ANYONE
EVER ESCAPED?
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THE ONLY GUY
WHO EVER ESCAPED...
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NEVER MADE IT OUT.
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HEH?
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MMMYEP.
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THERE IS HOPE!
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WITH THE PROPER GUIDANCE,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
175
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AND I'M TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW,
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YOU CAN GET OUT
OF THIS CELL!
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IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE
THAT YOU CAN,
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THEN YOU CAN!
TRUST ME!
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RISE,
MY FELLOW PRISONERS!
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RISE UP AND USE
YOUR REVOLTING LIMBS
181
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TO ESCAPE THIS PRISON.
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THAT'S IT!
YES, CLIMB ON TOP
OF EACH OTHER
183
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AND FORM A STAIRWAY.
184
00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,763
A STAIRWAY OF HOPE
AND COOPERATION.
185
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IT'S TIME TO RUN FREE
THROUGH YOUR HIDEOUS STREETS
ONCE MORE!
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IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
187
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WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE!
WHO'S WITH ME?!
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[CHEERS AND WHISTLES]
189
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AND DON'T WORRY
LEMONADE ON A STICK STAND.
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YOUR BRAVE PROTECTOR,
SLAB RANKLE
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WILL REMAIN EVER VIGILANT.
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WE'RE DOING IT!
WE'RE DOING IT!
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YES! ONWARD
TO FREEDOM!
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YOU SEE WHAT CAN
BE ACCOMPLISHED
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IF YOU JUST
WORK TOGETHER?
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HELLO?
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HELLO?
198
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HEY, OVER HERE!
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DO NOT FEAR,
LARD HOUSE.
200
00:09:15,063 --> 00:09:16,763
I'LL KEEP YOUR MANY
ENEMIES AT BAY.
201
00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:18,498
AND YOU...
202
00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:20,033
WHAT?
203
00:09:28,509 --> 00:09:30,844
IT'S NOT THAT EASY,
MY FRIEND.
204
00:09:30,912 --> 00:09:32,278
SLAB RANKLE IS NOT
THAT EASY
205
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TO PULL ONE OVER
AND DEFEAT SLAB,
AND...
206
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RANKLE AND--AND SLAB AND...
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TIME FOR THE ZOMBIES!
208
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ZOMBIES?!
209
00:10:02,711 --> 00:10:05,045
[ZOMBIES MOANING]
210
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,728
NOTHING CAN STOP ZIM!
NOTHING!
211
00:10:21,797 --> 00:10:24,030
NOT EVEN THIS FILTHY
ARMY OF ZOMBIES.
212
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,432
LOOK OUT.
213
00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:30,436
WAIT! STOP!
214
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,639
IT APPEARS
I HAVE MET MY MATCH.
215
00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:34,874
YOU HAVE BESTED
MY ZOMBIE SOLDIERS
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00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:36,810
AND ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT.
217
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,879
YOU HAVE
MY CONGRATULATIONS,
218
00:10:38,947 --> 00:10:41,214
NAY, YOU HAVE
MY ADMIRATION.
219
00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:42,215
HUH?
220
00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:43,717
DON'T YOU SEE?
221
00:10:43,785 --> 00:10:45,118
IF THE TWO OF US
COMBINED FORCES,
222
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NOTHING COULD STOP US!
223
00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:47,887
JOIN ME. TOGETHER...
224
00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:50,857
WE WILL RULE THE MALL!
225
00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:53,959
EH...NO. THAT'S OK.
226
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I GUESS IT'S
MY LONELY DUTY
227
00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,636
TO STAND GUARD.
228
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,705
SLEEP TIGHT, SWEET MALL.
229
00:11:05,774 --> 00:11:08,408
EVERYTHING'S OK.
230
00:11:08,477 --> 00:11:10,410
I'M HERE, BABY.
231
00:11:10,479 --> 00:11:11,811
I'M HERE.
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00:11:57,794 --> 00:11:58,927
[GIR SCREAMING]
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