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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,535 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,437 MIND-SHATTERING ADVENTURES IN SCIENCE 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,905 IN JUST A MOMENT, 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,273 WHEN PROFESSOR MEMBRANE RETURNS! 5 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:10,976 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,279 WHOA! WHOA! 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,582 AUDIENCE TRYOUTS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING. 8 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,452 NO, I HAVE TO GET IN TO SEE PROFESSOR MEMBRANE. 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,386 AH! 10 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,056 NOBODY GETS IN TO SEE PROFESSOR MEMBRANE 11 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,925 WITHOUT A SECURITY CLEARANCE. 12 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,862 YOU DON'T GET IT. HE'S MY DAD! AH! 13 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,430 REALLY, I NEED HIM TO SIGN--EEEEHH! 14 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,466 WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT? 15 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,001 IF I DON'T GET HIM TO SIGN THIS, 16 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,203 THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL BE DESTROYED! 17 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,672 OK, YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 18 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,307 OK. 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,211 AGENT MOTHMAN, YOUR FELLOW SWOLLEN EYEBALL MEMBERS 20 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,445 AGREE TO SEE THIS PRESENTATION OF YOURS 21 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,880 AT 8 O'CLOCK SHARP TONIGHT, 22 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,182 BUT YOU WILL NEED A SIGNED PERMISSION SLIP 23 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,550 TO ATTEND TONIGHT'S MEETING. 24 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,151 ARE YOU KIDDING? 25 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,521 I NEED MY DAD'S PERMISSION TO SAVE THE WORLD? 26 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,122 DON'T TRY FAKING A SIGNATURE EITHER. 27 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:59,425 THE PAPER IS PROGRAMMED TO EXPLODE IN JUST SUCH AN EVENT. 28 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,196 WELL, THEY AT LEAST GAVE ME THIS CHANCE 29 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,830 TO PRESENT MY FINDINGS ON ZIM. 30 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,032 I CAN'T MESS THIS UP. 31 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,300 MANKIND DEPENDS ON IT! 32 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,337 AAH! HEY! 33 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,974 GAZ. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 34 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,778 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DON'T HAVE HANDCUFFS 35 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,179 TO LOCK THIS THING TO MY WRIST. 36 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,514 OK, CHECKLIST: BRIEFCASE... 37 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,615 PERMISSION SLIP... 38 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,517 EXTRA COPY OF PERMISSION SLIP JUST IN CASE. 39 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,018 I THINK THAT'S IT. 40 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,054 OH, YEAH! THANKS, GAZ! 41 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,823 DON'T WANNA STARVE TO DEATH WHILE SAVING THE EARTH! 42 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:37,162 LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM THIS DAY 43 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,464 UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY, 44 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,000 VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE. 45 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:45,370 DIB, YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF PEACE, 46 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:50,408 FOR I SHALL RAIN MISERY DOWN UPON YOUR PIZZA- STEALING HEART! 47 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,546 I THOUGHT I'D HELP YOU OUT. 48 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:56,548 THANK YOU, GAZ. 49 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,049 IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY HELPED OUT. 50 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,218 YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD BE A LITTLE MORE 51 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,953 EAGER TO HELP FIGHT OFF AN INVADING ALIEN SWARM. 52 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,555 NOW, IF YOU WOULD JUST SHOW ME TO THE... 53 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,690 AAAHH! 54 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,592 PROFESSOR MEMBRANE IS SHOOTING HIS SHOW. 55 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,260 THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL GET TO SEE HIM 56 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,895 IS IF YOU MAKE IT INTO THE AUDIENCE 57 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,396 BUT HE'S MY DAD! 58 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,498 OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING! 59 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,900 AAAHHH! 60 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,037 FAN BOY. 61 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,875 AH! 62 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,144 THIS IS THE PROFESSOR MEMBRANE AUDIENCE ADMISSIONS EXAM. 63 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,449 YOU NEED TO TAKE AN EXAM TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE? 64 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:33,284 THIS EXAM WILL TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENCE, MATH, 65 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,921 AND THE PERSONAL HISTORY OF PROFESSOR MEMBRANE. 66 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,057 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT DAD'S FIRST SENTIENT THOUGHT WAS? 67 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,758 IT WAS "I WILL POOP NOW." 68 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,128 IT'S HERE IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 69 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,530 THAT'S NOT IT. IT'S... 70 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,731 HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 71 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,166 I TOOK THE STAFF ENTRANCE. 72 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,901 THERE'S A STAFF ENTRANCE? 73 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,539 FINE. MAYBE I DON'T KNOW DAD'S FIRST POOP, 74 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,409 BUT I CAN BEAT THIS TEST WITH MY SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENCE. 75 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:24,403 94 PERCENT. YOUR SCORE IS... 76 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,503 UNACCEPTABLE! 77 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:26,971 AH! 78 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,939 AH! 79 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:33,779 EVALUATING. 80 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,114 94.1 PERCENT. 81 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:39,517 YOUR SCORE IS... ACCEPTABLE! CONGRATULATIONS! 82 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,853 [VICTORY MUSIC] 83 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,688 OK, THAT WAS ANNOYING. 84 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:44,856 BUT AT LEAST IT WAS EASY. 85 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,392 AH! 86 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:55,366 WELCOME TO THE AUDIENCE ADMISSIONS TEST ROUND TWO! 87 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,401 ROUND TWO? 88 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,839 HAH! 89 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:01,974 GAZ? 90 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,041 STAFF ENTRANCE. 91 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,912 JUNIOR SCIENTISTS, CHOOSE YOUR SCIENCE TOOL! 92 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,480 OK. 93 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:15,954 NOW, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! 94 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,388 BATTLE? 95 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,791 FEEL THE POWER OF SHUNK WUGGA! 96 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,228 AH! 97 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,030 AH!... 98 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,906 DON'T WORRY, SMALL FRIEND. 99 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,508 SHUNK HAVE PLAN. 100 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:39,243 WE END IN TIE AND WE BOTH GO SEE SHOW. 101 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:42,180 WHAT? OK-- SHUNK, WAS IT? 102 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,982 OOH! 103 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,085 POINT GOES TO CONTESTANT NUMBER 1! 104 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:52,490 ALL OF SHUNK'S DREAMS NOT COME TRUE! 105 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,225 I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF TEST THIS IS, GAZ, 106 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,627 BUT I SEEM TO BE DOING OK. 107 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,296 [SHUDDERS] 108 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,665 LITTLE GUY BETRAY ME. 109 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,935 SHUNK FEEL HURT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. 110 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,970 YOU KNOW HE SAID HE COULD SLICE YOU... 111 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,238 LIKE A PIZZA. 112 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,242 AND THAT YOUR HEAD IS HIDEOUSLY MISSHAPEN. 113 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,309 NO! 114 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,612 BATTLE TWO OF THREE! 115 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:18,583 TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF COMBUSTION WITH PYRO-CHAOS! 116 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,535 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SCIENCE?! 117 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,317 [GRUNTING] 118 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:22,881 COME DOWN. 119 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:23,915 NO. 120 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,617 COME DOWN AND FACE SHUNK. 121 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,251 NO. 122 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,489 SHUUUUUUNK! 123 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,723 HOW DID YOU PASS THE VERBAL PORTION OF THE EXAM, ANYWAY? 124 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,435 AH-AAAHHH! 125 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:52,210 Announcer: SCORE GOES TO CONTESTANT TWO! 126 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,446 LET THE TIE-BREAKER BEGIN! 127 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:00,317 [OUT OF BREATH] 128 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:03,286 IT MAY BE TIME TO CHANGE STRATEGIES. 129 00:07:03,355 --> 00:07:06,156 YEAH? MAYBE I CAN HELP. 130 00:07:06,224 --> 00:07:10,326 TELL SHUNK I'M WILLING TO RECONSIDER HIS OFFER FOR A TIE. 131 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:12,128 DIB SAYS HE WANTS YOU TO EXPLODE... 132 00:07:12,197 --> 00:07:14,398 AND YOUR HEAD IS STILL BIG. 133 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:17,266 DOCTOR SAY BIG HEAD NOT MEAN ANYTHING BAD. 134 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:19,069 SHUNK NOT BAD. 135 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,371 SHUNK EAT ENEMY! 136 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,773 Announcer: PREPARE FOR THE FINAL CONTEST... 137 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:25,876 TESTING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE INSECT WORLD 138 00:07:25,944 --> 00:07:28,045 AND CYBERNETIC DEATH MACHINES. 139 00:07:28,113 --> 00:07:30,480 CYBARACHNORAMA! 140 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:35,652 CYBARACHNO... SPIDER ROBOTS? 141 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,154 DO SPIDERS HAVE ROBOTS? 142 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:19,596 HEY, SHUNK, HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT TIE THING NOW? 143 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,532 BIG HEAD KID GO OFF AND EXPLODE, HUH? 144 00:08:24,502 --> 00:08:25,769 YAAAHH! 145 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:30,741 SEE? IT'S A TIE. THIS WAY WE BOTH WIN. 146 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,847 SHUNK DESTROY! 147 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:43,353 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 148 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:48,324 THE WINNER IS SHUUUUNK WUGGA! 149 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,728 ALL LOSERS LEAVE THE ARENA...NOW! 150 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,234 WAIT! I'M DR. MEMBRANE'S SON! 151 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,268 RUN A DNA TEST! 152 00:08:58,336 --> 00:09:01,471 YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE MEEE! 153 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,040 COME ON, LISTEN TO ME! LET ME... 154 00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:12,949 AAAAAAHHHHHH! 155 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,986 GAZ, HELP ME! 156 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,388 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR TACOS OR WHATEVER! 157 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,390 JUST HELP ME! 158 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,666 EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A PEN? 159 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,167 HERE YOU GO. 160 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:32,469 FORGERY ALERT. 161 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,671 THIS PERMISSION SLIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. 162 00:09:40,478 --> 00:09:41,678 HEY, GET BACK HERE! 163 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:47,017 WATCH OUT! 164 00:09:57,195 --> 00:09:58,861 [OUT OF BREATH] DAD'S DRESSING ROOM 165 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,497 MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE! 166 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,466 YOU GOTTA SIGN THIS! 167 00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:06,402 FOR THE SAKE OF ALL MANKIND! 168 00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:08,938 NOW, NOW, I DON'T SIGN AUTOGRAPHS BACKSTAGE, LITTLE BOY. 169 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:11,641 LITTLE BOY? 170 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:12,809 DAD, I'M YOUR... 171 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,611 THERE'S THE INTRUDER! GET HIM! 172 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:17,881 NOOO! 173 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:21,885 PLANET EARTH...DOOMED! 174 00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:29,325 NEXT TIME WE'LL CALL YOUR PARENTS OR... LEGAL GUARDIAN! 175 00:10:29,394 --> 00:10:30,560 THIS IS AWFUL. 176 00:10:30,628 --> 00:10:32,062 WHEN THE ALIENS HAVE COME AND WE'RE ALL SLAVES 177 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,196 TO THEIR ALIEN EVIL, 178 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,332 WILL THE WORLD EVER KNOW HOW HARD I TRIED? 179 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,100 WILL THEY? HUH? HUH? 180 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,269 OH YEAH, PROFESSOR AUTOGRAPHED THIS FOR YOU. 181 00:10:42,374 --> 00:10:44,875 MY PERMISSION SLIP. I CAN GIVE MY PRESENTATION! 182 00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:46,409 I DID IT! 183 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:48,612 THE WORLD IS SAVED! 184 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,414 HA HA HA HA! 185 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,917 AH! 186 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,289 MY FELLOW EYEBALLS, 187 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:00,423 I WON'T MAKE YOU WAIT ANY LONGER. 188 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:03,126 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR AND SEE WILL... 189 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,562 UM...WILL... 190 00:11:11,402 --> 00:11:12,536 UH... 191 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:13,870 COULD WE RESCHEDULE THIS? 192 00:12:02,516 --> 00:12:03,682 Zim: OBEY THE FIST! 13591

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