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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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[CRASH!]
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AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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I'M GONNA BE
A DOCTOR!
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I'LL BE A VETERINARIAN.
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I WANNA BE
A FIREMAN!
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AND I WILL BE...
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LORD OF ALL HUMANS!
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I'M GOING TO BE
A PROFESSIONAL
PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR,
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SO THAT I CAN EXPOSE...
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HEY, I WASN'T FINISHED.
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WHEN I GROW UP,
I'M GONNA BE A ASTRONAUT.
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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
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I WANTED TO BE
AN ASTRONAUT, TOO,
MELVIN.
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AND THEN
MY SHIP IMPLODED
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IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE.
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THE LESSON HERE
IS THAT DREAMS INEVITABLY
LEAD TO HIDEOUS IMPLOSIONS.
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THAT'S WHY THE SCHOOL
HAS INSTITUTED THIS TEST.
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FROM THESE QUESTIONS,
WE WILL DETERMINE
YOUR FUTURE CAREERS.
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THEN YOU WILL BE
PARTNERED WITH AN ADULT
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WHO WORKS IN YOUR FIELD.
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YOU WILL SPEND
THE REST OF THE DAY
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OBSERVING THEM
AND GETTING USED
TO YOUR WRETCHED FATES.
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WRITE WHAT YOU THINK
EACH BLOTCH LOOKS LIKE
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ON THE LINE NEXT TO IT.
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ANSWER EACH ONE
CAREFULLY.
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YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT.
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WHAT DOES
IDENTIFYING BLOTCHES
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HAVE TO DO
WITH DETERMINING
OUR FUTURE CAREERS?
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OH, YOU POOR,
DOOMED CHILD.
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[THINKING]
HUMAN SLAVE.
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HUMAN SLAVE.
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GHOST.
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BIGFOOT.
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TIME'S UP.
PASS YOUR PAPERS FORWARD!
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UH...UH...
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THE MACHINE WILL NOW
DECIDE YOUR FATE.
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BRIAN, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE A FIREMAN.
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BUT I WANTED TO BE
A DOCTOR.
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QUIET! THE MACHINE
HAS SPOKEN!
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SARAH, YOU ARE GOING
TO BE AN ASTRONAUT.
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WAAAAAHHH!
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SPOON, YOU WILL BE
A VETERINARIAN.
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BUT I'M ALLERGIC
TO ANIMALS.
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DIB, YOU WILL BE A ...
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PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR.
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YES!
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ZIM, THE MACHINE SAYS
THAT THE ONLY CAREER
YOU ARE SUITABLE FOR IS...
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YES, YES,
LORD OF HUMANS!
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I WILL RULE YOU ALL
WITH AN IRON FIST!
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NO, ZIM.
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THE MACHINE HAS ASSIGNED YOU
A CAREER IN FAST FOOD
PREPARATION.
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I WILL PREPARE FOOD
WITH MY IRON FIST.
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THEN I WILL WORK
MY WAY UP TO RULING
YOU ALL WITH MY FIST!
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YOU, OBEY THE FIST.
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[GROWLS]
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NOW, CHILDREN,
FIND YOUR PARTNER.
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[MEOW!]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR NECK, ZIM?
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SOME KIND OF
ALIEN SPORE?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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WHERE CAN
I FIND ZIM?
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I AM ZIM.
TAKE ME TO THE MEAT.
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OH, YOU'RE NOT
READY FOR MEAT
PREPARATION YET.
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WE START WITH
THE FRENCH FRIES.
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WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
WE WORK WITH MEAT.
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LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE
GETTING TEAMED UP
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WITH A RESPECTED
PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR, ZIM.
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HE'S SURE TO SEE
THROUGH YOUR PITIFUL
DISGUISE.
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AND THEN WE'LL TAKE
YOU BACK TO HIS
SECRET LAB
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AND THEN WE'LL
PERFORM ALL KINDS
OF TESTS ON YOU--
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HORRIBLE TESTS!
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SEE YA.
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LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT
THESE--PROMOTIONS.
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NOT NOW.
MY BREAK'S ALMOST OVER.
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AAAHHH!
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PSST, YOUR NAME DIB?
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YES.
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CALL ME BILL.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU.
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THERE'S AN ACTUAL
ALIEN IN MY CLASS
AND I HAVE...
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SLOW DOWN, LITTLE MAN.
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TODAY, YOU'RE GOING
TO SEE THINGS THAT
ARE GOING TO
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CHANGE THE WAY
YOU LOOK AT THE WORLD.
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KEEP YOUR EYES
AND YOUR MIND...
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OPEN.
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IT'S PRETTY OPEN.
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I JUST WANNA...
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NO MORE TALKING.
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LET'S ROLL.
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8 BILLION?!
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THAT IS MORE THAN
THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
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AND THEY ALL SERVE
MacMEATIE?
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IF I RULE MacMEATIE'S,
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I RULE THE WORLD.
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YOU WANNA BE VERY
CAREFUL NOT TO TOUCH
ANY OF THE GREASE
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'CAUSE IT'S
KIND OF HOT.
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AND THEN, YOU ADD
THE MEAT SEASONING.
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FASCINATING!
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AND ONCE I HAVE
MASTERED THE FRENCH FRIES,
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WHAT IS THE NEXT PROMOTION?
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AFTER FRIES,
YOU GET TO WORK
THE GRILL.
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AND THEN, HOW MANY
PROMOTIONS UNTIL
I AM MADE
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RULER OF THE PLANET?
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ABOUT 4.
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THE CORPORATIONS ARE BEHIND
A LOT OF THE CONSPIRACIES,
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BUT THE GOVERNMENT,
THEY'RE JUST ONE
BIG CONSPIRACY
LED BY...
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WHAT ARE THESE?
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OH, CASE FILES.
I BROUGHT THEM ALONG
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TO SHOW YOU
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE SERIOUS PARANORMAL
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AND THE FRAUDS.
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THE TOP BUNDLE
ARE THE REAL ONES.
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THE BOTTOM ONES ARE
ALL COMPLETE BUNK.
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FRANKENCHOKEY.
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THEY'RE FILED WRONG.
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YOU'VE GOT BIGFOOT
AND DINOSAURS IN
WITH THE FAKE STUFF.
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YOU THINK THOSE
THINGS ARE REAL?
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THEY WANT
YOU TO BELIEVE.
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THAT'S WHAT WHO
WANTS ME TO BELIEVE?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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THE GALACTIC
EQUINOX THEORY.
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AT 5 O'CLOCK TONIGHT,
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THE GALAXIES ARE
GOING TO BE PERFECTLY
LINED UP.
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MY COLLEAGUES BELIEVE
THAT THIS WILL CAUSE
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ALL THE ALIENS
THAT ARE LIVING OFF
THEIR OWN PLANET
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TO GO THROUGH A HIDEOUS
MOLT FOR A FEW SECONDS.
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DON'T READ
THAT GARBAGE.
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THAT RASH ON ZIM'S NECK!
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WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO MacMEATIE'S!
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I KNOW WHERE
THERE'S AN ALIEN
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AND HE'S GOING
THROUGH THE MOLT
RIGHT NOW!
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IT'S OUR CHANCE TO
PROVE THAT THERE'S--
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SHH! WE'RE HERE.
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A CROP CIRCLE?
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BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
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IT'S A MESSAGE
FROM CREATURES
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MUCH MORE
INTELLIGENT THAN US.
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SPACE BEINGS WHO HAVE
TRAVELED MILLIONS
OF LIGHT YEARS
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TO SAY SOMETHING.
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BUT WHAT
DOES IT MEAN?
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I...THINK THIS ONE'S
A FAKE.
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YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
SKEPTICS, AREN'T YOU?
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ALWAYS QUESTIONING.
ALWAYS PICKING AWAY
AT MY THEORIES!
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ONE DAY,
YOU'LL SEE THAT...
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[MOOING AND BELL RINGING]
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NOW CAN WE GO
TO MacMEATIE'S,
PLEASE?
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NEED PORK, DADDY!
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ECCCHH!
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COME ON.
WE'RE IN
A HURRY HERE!
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WE HAVE TO MAKE IT
TO THE OBSERVATORY
BY 5
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SO WE CAN WATCH
THE EQUINOX!
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THE EQUINOX
IS TONIGHT?!
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YUH-HUH.
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YUH-HUH, EH-HEH,
MM-HMM,
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UH-HUH, MM-HMM.
YUH-HUH.
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NO! THE MOLT!
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I HAVE TO GO HOME.
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IF YOU TAKE OFF,
IT'LL BE IN YOUR
FILE FOREVER
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AND YOU'LL NEVER
GET PROMOTED.
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I'VE COME TOO FAR
TO GIVE UP NOW.
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I MUST NOT UPSET MacMEATIE.
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SO CLOSE TO PROMOTION,
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BUT I NEED TO TAKE
A BREAK AT 5 O'CLOCK.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO TALK TO THE SHIFT
CAPTAIN ABOUT THAT.
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IT'S 4:45.
IF WE HURRY,
WE CAN MAKE IT!
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HMM. THE ALIENS MUST
BE CONTROLLING THE COW.
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THAT IS NOT
A SUPERNATURAL COW!
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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YOU BELIEVE IN ALL
THE STUPIDEST THINGS
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WHEN REAL PROOF IS
RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE!
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I BET YOU'D LISTEN TO ME
IF I WERE TALKING ABOUT...
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OH, I DON'T KNOW...
COUNT COCOFANG.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT COUNT COCOFANG?!
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THAT HE'S GOING
TO BE AT MacMEATIE'S
AT 5 O'CLOCK.
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WE HAVEN'T GOT
MUCH TIME.
LET'S ROLL.
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I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING
THE COCOFANG CASE
FOR YEARS.
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EVERYBODY THINKS
HE'S MADE UP,
BUT HE'S NOT.
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ONCE I CATCH HIM,
THE WORLD WILL KNOW
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WHAT I'VE KNOWN
ALL ALONG.
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COUNT COCOFANG IS
AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE.
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JUST AS FRANKENCHOKEY
IS AN ACTUAL--
FRANKEN--THING.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
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THAT'S IT, ZIM,
YOUR ALIEN INFILTRATION
STOPS HERE!
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Kids: YAY!
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OH, NO!
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BLUH! EAT COCOSPLODEES.
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YEAH! COCOFANG ROCKS!
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THERE HE IS!
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HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE!
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WE HAVE TO CATCH
THE ALIEN!
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HEY! NO CUTTING!
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WE FINALLY MEET,
COUNT COCOFANG.
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THE LINE STARTS
BACK THERE. BLUH!
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IT'S JUST A GUY
IN A VAMPIRE SUIT.
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COME ON, FANG.
LET'S DANCE.
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HEY, SOME GUYS ARE
CHASING AFTER COCOFANG!
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HAAH!
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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NO! HELP! STOP!
WAIT UP!
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I'LL GET YOU, FANG!
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NOOOOO!
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[OUT OF BREATH]
I KNOW, LITTLE MAN.
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I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
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BUT ONE DAY,
WE'LL CATCH HIM.
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ONE DAY,
WE'LL CATCH...
THE FANG.
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YOU JERK.
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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