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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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AND NICKELODEON
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WOHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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[SIREN]
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[INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION]
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[MUMBLING]
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[GASPS]
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AAH!
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AAH!
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HUMAN LAW ENFORCEMENT
MACHINE.
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MARKINGS: LIGHTY
FLASHY THINGS ON TOP.
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DEFENSIVE CAPABILITY:
MINIMAL.
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[EXPLOSION]
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EXPLODES ON IMPACT
WITH GIANT WEENIE.
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EVALUATION: PATHETIC!
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PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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[BEEPING]
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[GASPS]
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WARNING?
HOW COULD THAT BE?
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NOTHING THREATENS
AN IRKEN VOOT RUNNER.
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♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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COMPUTER,
RUN A DIAGNOSTIC.
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YOU HAVE GONE CRAZY!
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[GASPS]
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♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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[SCREAMING]
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EJECT! EJECT!
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Computer voice:
EJECT COMMAND INITIATED.
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[GRUNTING]
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RUINED. RUINED.
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IRKEN ENGINEERING
REDUCED TO...THIS.
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SURELY THAT WAS
NO HUMAN BEE.
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ONCE I TAKE CARE
OF THE HUMANS,
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I WILL BEGIN
MY WAR AGAINST...
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THE BEES.
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GIR, RESPOND.
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I NEED YOU TO SEND OUT
A TOW VEHICLE
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TO PICK UP
THE VOOT RUNNER.
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[STATIC]
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GIR? HELLO?
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GIR,
WHERE ARE YOU?
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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MUST BE SOME
INTERFERENCE.
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OH, WELL.
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THIS PLACE
IS FAIRLY DESERTED
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AND WELL HIDDEN.
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I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RETURN
WITH THE TOW VEHICLE,
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PICK THE CRUISER UP, AND GO.
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AND WHEN
THE REPAIRS ARE DONE,
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I SHALL HUNT DOWN
THAT EVIL DEATH BEE.
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AN ALIEN.
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[CRASH, CAT MEOWS]
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[CRASH, WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[CRASH]
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COMPUTER, BRING ME
THE VOOT CARRIER.
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HMM.
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COMPUTER, DISGUISE
THE CARRIER--
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SOMETHING
LESS CONSPICUOUS.
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Computer voice:
PROCESSING. PROCESSING!
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WHY AM I SO AMAZING?
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[WHISTLING]
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THIS SHOULD BE
A STANDARD RECOVERY
OPERATION, PIG.
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WE MOVE IN,
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WE LOAD THE VOOT RUNNER
INTO YOU,
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AND WE'RE OUT OF THERE.
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THE HUMANS WILL
BE NONE THE WISER.
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MY SHIP--
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IN THE HANDS
OF THE ENEMY.
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HOW? HOW?
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WHO KNOWS WHAT DEFENSES
THEY COULD DEVISE THROUGH
REVERSE ENGINEERING?
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STAY HERE, PIG.
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I'LL CALL YOU IN AS SOON
AS I CAN GET CLOSE ENOUGH
TO THE VOOT RUNNER.
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WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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WHAT IS THAT THING
ON YOUR HEAD?
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HOLD IT!
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WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF
THE BRIGHT AND SHINING SAUCER.
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WE HAVE CLAIMED THIS
DOWNED ALIEN LOVE SHIP
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AND WANT TO SHARE IT
WITH ALL HUMANITY.
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BUT HUMANITY MUST
PROVE ITSELF WORTHY.
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LOVE SHIP?
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BUT THAT'S MY--MY...
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YOUR WHAT?
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UH...
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MY DREAM.
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TO BECOME WORTHY ENOUGH
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TO GET CLOSE TO
THE LOVE SHIP.
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WONDERFUL.
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OUR LEADER IS CONDUCTING
AN INITIATION RIGHT NOW.
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STARCHUNK?
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INITIATION?
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FOOLS!
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THERE IS NONE
SO WORTHY AS ZIM!
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YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT POWERS
YOU ARE DEALING WITH.
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NO IDEA AT--
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Man: NOW,
THE FINAL INITIATION.
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[ZIM SCREAMING]
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DUH...
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OK, FINALLY.
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MY RECOVERY VEHICLE!
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WE'VE JUST FOUND A NUMBER
OF ALIEN ARTIFACTS
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NEAR THE SITE.
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TRULY THIS IS A SIGN.
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All: OOH.
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[GASPS]
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IT APPEARS TO
BE SOME FORM OF
SYMBOLIC GREETING.
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THE PIG FORM
PERHAPS REPRESENTS
MANKIND'S...
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PIGLIKE AFFINITY
FOR EXPLORATION.
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Man: THE PIG ACCEPTS ME!
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FOOLS!
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YOU HAVE NO POSSIBLE IDEA
WHAT POWER YOU TOY WITH!
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RELEASE THE PIG!
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THE PIG BELONGS
TO ALL MANKIND.
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THIS IS NO MAN PIG.
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HEY!
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[GASPING]
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WHAT? WHAT?
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THE ALIEN!
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THE ONE I TOLD YOU I SAW.
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HMM? WHERE?
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[SQUEALS]
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DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.
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DON'T TRY ANYTHING
ON ME OR I'LL--
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I'LL--I'LL LAY EGGS
IN YOUR STOMACH.
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I MEAN IT.
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NOOO!
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All: ALLLLIEN.
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Man: WE ARE YOUR
LOVING SERVANTS,
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OH, WISE ONE.
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STAND AWAY.
YOU SMELL LIKE FEET.
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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FILL US WITH WISDOM
FROM ANOTHER BEYOND.
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All: YES. FILL US.
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[SCREAMING]
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GIR? GIR?
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ARE YOU THERE, GIR?
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HELP ME!
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[GIGGLING]
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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HI!
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GIR, FINALLY.
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I NEED YOUR HELP.
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I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.
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YAY!
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NO, THAT'S BAD, GIR.
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YAY!
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I NEED YOU TO LISTEN
VERY, VERY,
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VERY, VERY, VERY,
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VERY, VERY,
VERY CAREFULLY.
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WHAT?
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[GASPING]
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All: OOH.
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YOU ARE THE ONE
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
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THE ONE FORETOLD
IN THE PROPHECIES TOLD BY...
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FRANK.
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YUP. TOLD YOU
HE'D COME.
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BLESS THE CORNS
ON MY TOES.
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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EXCUSE ME,
THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE.
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FINALLY.
COME ON, GIR.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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I AM GOVERNMENT MAN,
COME FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
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THE GOVERNMENT HAS SENT ME.
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OH, HO HO HO!
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THIS IS NOT
AN ALIEN LIFE FORM.
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HE IS AN EXPERIMENTAL
GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT.
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[GROANS]
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THAT'S AN AIRCRAFT?
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FOOLS!
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WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE?
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WHAT ABOUT
THE FLOATING PIG
OUT THERE?
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THAT'S A GOVERNMENT PIG.
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WELL, I HAVE TO
TAKE EVERYTHING BACK
TO THE HOME BASE NOW.
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BYE-BYE.
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WAIT!
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COME ON, GIR.
COME ON.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S REALLY
A GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT?
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AND HOW DO WE KNOW
YOU'RE REALLY WITH
THE GOVERNMENT?
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HE STILL HAS
TO BLESS MY TOES.
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AND WHY SHOULD
WE LET YOU TAKE
OUR DISCOVERY?
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I LIKE YOU.
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IT'S A GOVERNMENT
ANDROID.
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HE'S STEALING
OUR ALIEN.
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GIR, QUICKLY.
RIDE THE PIG!
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[PIG ENGINE OINKING]
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[SHOUTING]
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Gir: HA HA HA HEE!
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HA HA HA HA!
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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Zim: YA HA HA!
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[GIR LAUGHING]
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TAKE ME WITH YOU.
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TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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AAH!
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COME BACK!
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HA HA HA HA!
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FASTER, MY PIG.
FASTER.
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Gir: WHEEEE-WHOOO!
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[GIR LAUGHING]
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AAH!
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FINALLY!
WE ARE SAFE, GIR.
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WE'RE BACK ON TRACK.
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♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH
AND--
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AAH!
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Gir: HA HA HA!
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AAH! AAAH!
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AAH! HA HA HA HA!
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AAH! AAH!
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[GASPING]
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WHAT?
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[WHIRRING]
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