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WHA HA HA HA HA!
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DUCATION
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OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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IN ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS,
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THE ALIEN SCOURGE
WILL BRING THE HUMAN RACE
TO ITS KNEES.
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I KNOW. LET'S BUILD
A GIANT SPACE STATION,
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EVACUATE ALL THE PEOPLE,
AND LIVE AMONG THE STARS.
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THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
FOR THAT.
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CAN WE BUILD
A SMALL SPACE STATION
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AND JUST EVACUATE
ALL THE SCIENTISTS?
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Woman:
AHEM...
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[COLLECTIVE GASP]
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ALLOW ME TO MAKE
A DEMONSTRATION.
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RIGHT!
WE'LL DESTROY THEM
WITH PEPPER!
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[SNIFF]
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AH-AH-AH--
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AH-AH-AH--
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AH-AH-CHOO!
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THE ALIENS ARE
ALLERGIC TO GERMS!
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AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
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HOORAY FOR EARTH!
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GIR, EARTH IS
OUR ENEMY.
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OH, I UNDERSTAND.
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STUPID HUMAN
PROPAGANDA.
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THE VERY CONCEPT
OF A SUPERIOR
ALIEN SPECIES
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BEING FELLED
BY SOMETHING AS
PATHETIC AS GERMS...
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IS SHEER FANTASY.
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DO THEY REALLY
BELIEVE THAT
COULD HAPPEN?
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GIR.
HEE HA HA HA HA!
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HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA HA!
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EEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE!
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TV announcer:
TRYING TO CONQUER
AN ALIEN WORLD?
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REMEMBER, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE SMALL THREATS.
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LIKE GERMS!
YES, GERMS.
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EVERY PLANET
HAS THEM,
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AND MANY AN INVADING LIFE FORM
HAS BEEN THWARTED
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BY THESE
INVISIBLE ENEMIES.
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IT'S TRUE.
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SO, WHETHER YOU'RE OUT
CONQUERING WORLDS
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OR JUST CONCERNED ABOUT
THESE TINY PESTS,
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MAKE SURE
YOU'RE PREPARED
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WITH A PAIR OF
GERM-SPYING MICROGOGGLES.
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CLICK HERE FOR
A FREE 5-SECOND DEMO.
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OOH. NEAT.
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NOW, LET'S SEE
THIS MIGHTY HUMAN THREAT.
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Announcer:
DEMO MODE ACTIVATING.
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AAH!
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Announcer:
WASN'T THAT NEAT?
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THANK YOU FOR
TRYING MICROGOGGLES.
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IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW,
PLEASE ORDER THE FULL VERSION.
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THANK YOU.
PLEASE WAIT FOR DELIVERY.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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AAH!
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SO...MUCH...
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FILTH...
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[SOBBING]
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LET'S GO TO MY ROOM,
PIG
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[PIG BEEPS]
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I NEVER EVEN SUSPECTED
THAT THE BATTLE
FOR THE PLANET
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WOULD EVER TAKE PLACE
IN MY OWN FORTRESS.
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HEAR ME NOW, GERMS!
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PREPARE YOURSELVES
FOR DESTRUCTION!
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[SNIFFS]
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AHH...
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THE STINK OF CLEAN.
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AH!
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EEK! OW!
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AARGH!
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OOH AAH!
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[SPLAT]
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ANOTHER WIN
FOR THE IRKAN ARMY.
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CLEAN, LEMONY-FRESH VICTORY
IS MINE.
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ALL RIGHT!
SEE YOU LATER, PIG!
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[MOTORCYCLE ROARS AWAY]
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I'M GONNA ROLL AROUND
THE FLOOR FOR
A LITTLE BIT, OK?
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♪ DOO DOO DO DOO DOO ♪
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GIR, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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STOP IMMEDIATELY!
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
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AW, SOMEBODY
NEEDS A HUG...
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, GIR, NO!
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I'M...GONNA...HUG...YOU!
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Zim: NO-O-O!
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AARGH!
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THE ENEMY,
REGROUPING.
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WORSE THAN
I THOUGHT.
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MM-HMM...
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Gir: I STILL GET
A HUGGIE-WOO!
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Zim: AAH!
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[RUMBLING]
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NOT GONNA GET ME...
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GERMS...
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CHEWING MY
SQUEEDILY SPOOCH.
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NOT MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH
YOU DON'T.
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THE MISSION...
WHAT ABOUT THE MISSION?
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I SHOULD HAVE PUT IN,
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BUT THE GERMS,
EXPLODING GERMS,
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SO MANY GERMS.
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THE MISSION.
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THE MISSION.
I HAVE A JOB TO DO.
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I AM AN INVADER.
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I CAN'T LET THESE GERMS
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MAKE ME LOSE SIGHT
OF THE BIGGER MISSION.
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SCHOOL.
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IT'S SCHOOL THAT
I'VE BEEN MISSING.
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THEY MUST BE REALLY
SUSPICIOUS BY NOW.
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HEY. WHERE'S ZIM?
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HUH?
I DUNNO.
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I HAVEN'T REPORTED
TO THE TALLEST IN TOO LONG.
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THEY WILL
BE WORRIED ABOUT ME!
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MUSTN'T ALARM THEM.
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P.A.: INCOMING REPORT
FROM EARTH...
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OH. ZIM...
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YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY SHOULD
HAVE GIVEN HIM
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A MISSION ON A SUN
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OR A PLANET
OF BROKEN GLASS
OR SOMETHING.
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OR ONE OF THOSE
EXPLODING HEAD
PLANETS...
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YES, WHAT IS IT
NOW, ZIM?
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SIRS.
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I APOLOGIZE FOR
NOT REPORTING IN,
BUT--EXCUSE ME.
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[SPRAYING]
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ALL IS GOING WELL.
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NOTHING TOO BIG
TO REPORT, ASIDE
FROM THE USUAL--
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AARGH! WOULD YA
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT ONE!
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NO! NO!
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I'M ALMOST OUT
OF DISINFECTANT.
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ALL HOPE WILL BE LOST
IF I DON'T GET MORE!
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CLEVER!
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BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP.
I'LL DESTROY YOU!
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AND YOU!
AND YOU!
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AND YOU!
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DID THAT SCARE
YOU, TOO?
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[CHOKING]
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GIR!
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PAY ATTENTION, GIR.
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WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE STORE
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TO PICK UP SOME MORE
CLEANING THINGS.
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I NEED AS MUCH
AS I CAN GET.
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SO YOU'LL HAVE
TO HELP ME CARRY STUFF.
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UGH! YOU'RE
STILL SO GERMY.
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BUT IT'LL
HAVE TO DO.
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I NEED TO SAVE
SOME OF THIS FOR THE TRIP.
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COME, GIR.
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Gir: LOOK,
THERE IT IS!
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UH! AH!
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[SPRAYING]
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LET ME TRY!
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NO, GIR.
THE GERMS!
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[COW MOOS]
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OHH...
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MY GERM SPRAY.
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GIR! COME BACK!
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[STAMMERING]
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ARE YOU NEXT
IN LINE?
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HORROR...
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GIR!
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THE DISINFECTANT--
WHERE IS IT?
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WHERE I LEFT IT.
WANT A BITE?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THERE ARE
NO GERMS
ON THIS THING.
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COMPLETELY
GERM FREE.
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HOW IS
THIS POSSIBLE?
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HOW CAN THIS BE?
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YOU,
BURGER LORD,
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HOW IS IT
THAT THIS MEAT
IS SO PURE,
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SO PERFECT?
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WELL, IT ALL
STARTED IN 1962.
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UTILIZING ADVANCES
IN MODERN FOOD SYNTHESIS,
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SCIENTISTS AT NASA
BEGAN WORK
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ON A GERM-HOSTILE
SPACE MEAT
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TO BE USED DURING
LONG EXPEDITIONS
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INTO DEEP SPACE.
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ONLY RECENTLY
HAS THEIR HARD WORK PAID OFF,
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AS EVEN MORE ADVANCES
IN THE FIELD OF SPACE MEAT
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HAVE BEEN MADE AND APPLIED TO
WHAT IS NOW CALLED
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OPERATION MEAT.
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SEEING THIS AS A WAY
TO END THEIR STREAK
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OF BEING SUED
BY ANGRY CUSTOMERS
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POISONED BY
THEIR BURGERS,
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THE McMEATIES CORPORATION
DECIDED TO TRY
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THIS MIRACULOUS
SPACE MEAT.
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NOT HAVING ACCESS
TO THAT TECHNOLOGY,
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WE MAKE OURS
OUT OF NAPKINS.
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INGENIOUS.
THIS GIVES
ME AN IDEA,
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GREASY
BURGER MAN.
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YES. A WAY AROUND
THE GERMS,
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A WAY I CAN
RESUME MY MISSION
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AND DEAL WITH
THE GERM ENEMY
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WITHOUT BRINGING ANY
ATTENTION TO MYSELF.
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YES. YES.
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THE ANSWER
IS IN THE MEAT.
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GIVE ME
ALL THE MEAT.
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[CHATTERING]
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HOW YA DOIN'?
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AHA HA HA HA...
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