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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:05,738 YEEEEHEEE! 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,573 I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING! 3 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:08,974 AAAHHH! WHOO...! 4 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,109 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 5 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,490 OW! I'M NAKED! 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,559 GIR! SIT STILL! 7 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,329 I NEED QUIET TO REPAIR YOUR GUIDANCE SYSTEMS BOX. 8 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,498 I DON'T NEED IT! 9 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,099 I DON'T NEED IT! 10 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,605 DONE. THE FINEST IN IRKEN GUIDANCE TECHNOLOGY 11 00:00:39,674 --> 00:00:41,373 AND I HAVE IMPROVED IT. 12 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,641 WITH THESE UPGRADES, GIR, 13 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,343 THERE WILL BE NOTHING THAT YOU CANNOT FIND, 14 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:47,146 NO SITUATION THAT YOU CANNOT GUIDE US OUT OF. 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,216 BEEEEES! 16 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:55,021 NOW, IF WE COULD JUST WORK ON YOUR BEHAVIOR. 17 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,922 AW, MY BEES. 18 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,426 YOU NOW POSSESS SUPERIOR GEOGRAPHIC GUIDANCE ABILITIES, GIR. 19 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:01,426 FINALLY. 20 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,195 REPORT UPGRADE STATUS. 21 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,330 SIR, GUIDANCE CHIP IN PLACE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL, SIR. 22 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,100 DEMONSTRATE. WHICH WAY IS-- THE SCHOOL? 23 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,709 GOOD, GIR. 24 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:18,477 NOW, SOMETHING TOUGHER. 25 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,012 WHERE IS PLANET BLORCH? 26 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,952 EXCELLENT. 27 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,688 NOW, WHERE IS OUR HOME PLANET IRK? 28 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,291 PERFECT. 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,260 OK, GIR, I THINK A FIELD TEST IS IN ORDER. 30 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,461 LET'S GO INTO THE NEARBY CITY 31 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,497 AND GET AS LOST AS WE CAN. 32 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,432 GIR, NO CHEATING. 33 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,833 SHUT YOUR CHIP OFF FIRST. 34 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,035 DO WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW? 35 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:45,271 I WANNA WATCH THE SCARY MONKEY SHOW. 36 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:47,706 THAT MONKEY. 37 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,376 AS SOON AS WE'RE LOST ENOUGH, 38 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,011 YOU JUST USE THE CHIP TO GUIDE US HOME. 39 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,413 NOW, PUT YOUR DISGUISE BACK ON. 40 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,781 I HAVE DEVISED A NEW, 41 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,583 EVEN MORE INSIDIOUSLY CLEVER DISGUISE FOR MYSELF. 42 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:03,788 BE ALERT, GIR. 43 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:04,790 ON THIS PLANET, 44 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:08,694 WE ARE SURROUNDED BY DANGER AND MADNESS! 45 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:10,095 I LIKE MADNESS. 46 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,005 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 47 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,091 MADNESS! 48 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:58,711 OK, I THINK I'VE HAD MY FILL OF THESE HORRIBLE 49 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,646 STINK PEOPLE THINGS FOR TODAY! 50 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:02,881 SO ACTIVATE YOUR GUIDANCE CHIP 51 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:03,982 AND LEAD THE WAY TO HOME. 52 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,258 HA HA HA HA. 53 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:15,127 NO. NO, GIR, NOT IRK. 54 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,895 I MEANT OUR HOME BASE HERE ON EARTH. 55 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,563 OH, HERE. 56 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,365 OUR HOUSE, GIR! 57 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,100 WHICH DIRECTION IS OUR HOUSE? 58 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,935 UM...THAT WAY. 59 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,038 NO, WAIT. UM... 60 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,039 IT'S OVER THERE. 61 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:28,907 HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? 62 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,343 I JUST UPGRADED YOUR GUIDANCE SYSTEM. 63 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,945 OH, I LEFT THAT AT HOME. 64 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,280 YOU LEFT WHAT AT HOME? 65 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,682 THE GUIDEY CHIPPY THINGY. 66 00:03:36,751 --> 00:03:37,950 YOU? 67 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,384 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! 68 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,220 TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE CUPCAKE. 69 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,994 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 70 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,495 YOU'VE LEFT US STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE 71 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,796 OF THE ENEMY TERRITORY, 72 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,765 SURROUNDED BY HUMANS! 73 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,072 I CAN SEE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR MISTAKE, GIR, 74 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,475 AND ME BEING ANGRY WILL GET US NO CLOSER TO HOME. 75 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,109 I WILL JUST HAVE TO USE MY INNATE 76 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,812 INVADER SURVIVAL SKILLS TO GET US OUT OF HERE. 77 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,081 SEE, GIR, THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST 78 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,882 HAVE NOT PLACED THEIR TRUST IN ME WITHOUT REASON. 79 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,855 I MISS YOU, CUPCAKE. 80 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,224 I WILL USE THESE PIECES OF SCRAP METAL TO FASHION A COMPASS, 81 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,761 USING THIS PLANET'S OWN MAGNETIC FIELD AGAINST IT. 82 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,630 NOW, WITNESS THE POWER OF MY COMPASS. 83 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,904 AW, IT LIKES ME. 84 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,676 PERHAPS A COMPASS IS NOT THE BEST TOOL FOR THIS SITUATION. 85 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,245 WHY DON'T WE ASK THE INFORMATION HUMANS FOR HELP? 86 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:43,449 I WILL NOT STOOP AS LOW AS TO ASK 87 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,417 THE HUMANS FOR HELP. 88 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,253 YOU SPEAK NONSENSE, GIR. 89 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,320 WE HELP OURSELVES. 90 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:54,026 WHAT...ABOUT...THE... BUS? 91 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:55,394 EXCELLENT, GIR! 92 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,097 WE WILL USE ONE OF THEIR OWN METHODS OF TRANSPORTATION 93 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,765 TO BEAT THIS REVOLTING CITY. 94 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,371 Bus driver: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 95 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,741 I GO HOME. NOW MIND YOUR BUSINESS, BUS-SLAVE. 96 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:14,713 YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT BUS FARE. [COUGHS] 97 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:15,714 FARE? 98 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:19,050 THIS AIN'T A FREE RIDE, LITTLE MAN. 99 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,553 YOU NEED MONEY. 100 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:24,589 YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY TO BE ON THIS FILTHY MACHINE? 101 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,691 HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS? 102 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,194 AAAHHH! 103 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,363 FINE! I DON'T NEED YOUR BUS! 104 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,165 I WILL USE THE POWER OF YOUR SUN TO FIND MY WAY. 105 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,535 WEIRDO. 106 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,305 ARE WE GONNA RIDE THE SUN HOME? 107 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:42,139 NO, GIR! 108 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,208 I CAN USE THE EARTH'S SUN TO DETERMINE WHICH DIRECTION IS WEST. 109 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:47,778 THE EARTH'S SUN ALWAYS SETS IN THE WEST. 110 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,580 NOW, WATCH ME AMAZE YOU. 111 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,182 HMM! MM-MM. 112 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:53,450 MMMM. 113 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:00,524 WAIT A MINUTE. 114 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:01,725 I'M BLIND! 115 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,660 NO! NO NO! 116 00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:05,529 AH! AH! NO! 117 00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:12,036 THEY'VE BOOBY TRAPPED THEIR SUN SOMEHOW! 118 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:18,876 A MINOR SETBACK, GIR. 119 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:20,243 WE'LL BE HOME IN NO TIME. 120 00:06:20,312 --> 00:06:23,414 I'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SKIN GROWS BACK ON MY EYEBALLS. 121 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:35,592 GIR! 122 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:36,893 I CAN SEE. 123 00:06:36,962 --> 00:06:39,062 I CAN SEE! 124 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:43,434 NOW WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO ESCAPE THIS FILTHY PLACE. 125 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,302 [MUMBLING] 126 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,273 GET A JOB, YOU BUM! 127 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,042 THAT'S IT! IF WE CAN FIND A JOB, 128 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,210 WE CAN MAKE MONEY. 129 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,678 WITH THIS MONEY, 130 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,814 WE CAN RIDE THE BUS. 131 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:59,516 I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, CITY. 132 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:03,687 YOU WON'T MAKE A FOOL OF THIS IRKEN INVADER! 133 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:26,744 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 134 00:07:36,488 --> 00:07:38,155 Gir: I'M GONNA EAT A RAT! 135 00:07:40,826 --> 00:07:42,292 FINALLY, WE ARE HEADING HOME. 136 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,094 [TRAFFIC SOUNDS] 137 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,837 I SMELL DOOKIE. 138 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,072 [COUGHING SOUNDS] 139 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,439 EEK. 140 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,010 I CANNOT STAY ON THIS BUS ANY LONGER! 141 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:38,081 Woman: FREAK. 142 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:41,485 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! 143 00:08:41,553 --> 00:08:44,021 THIS PLACE IS JUST BEGGING TO BE DESTROYED. 144 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,257 WOO! I LIKE DESTROYING. 145 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,058 GIR...I HAVE A PLAN. 146 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,361 OCULAR IMPLANTS ARE STANDARD INVADER ISSUE. 147 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,595 FROM THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING, 148 00:08:52,664 --> 00:08:56,133 MY INCREDIBLE EYES SHOULD BE ABLE 149 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,735 TO SPOT OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 150 00:08:57,803 --> 00:08:59,136 COME ON. 151 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,537 'KAY. 152 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:01,638 ICE CREAM! 153 00:09:01,706 --> 00:09:03,474 [GRUNTING] SOMEBODY BUY IT! 154 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,541 ICE CREAM. I GOT ICE CREAM. 155 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,677 [SIRENS] 156 00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:09,079 [CARS SCREECH] 157 00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:22,659 OH! 158 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,694 IT'S HIM! 159 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,434 HEY, THAT'S THE GUY! 160 00:09:31,503 --> 00:09:32,970 AND HE'S BACK FOR... 161 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:38,041 MOOOOORE...! 162 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:38,975 GET HIM! 163 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:43,780 AAAHHH! 164 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,589 [GIR GIGGLING] 165 00:09:59,731 --> 00:10:01,498 AAAHHH! 166 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,838 OK, NOW, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? 167 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,978 THERE! THAT LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT. 168 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,914 NOW, GIR, USE YOUR JETS TO FLY US HOME. 169 00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:18,281 YES, SIR! 170 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,527 AAAAAAHHHHH! 171 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,162 [CAT MEOWS] 172 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,198 WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID YOU RUN OUT OF FUEL THAT QUICKLY? 173 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,100 I EMPTIED IT OUT. 174 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,770 EMPTIED IT? WHY? 175 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:43,674 TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE TUNA. 176 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,912 OK. 177 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:49,980 HEY! 178 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:54,218 [COUGHING] WHERE TO? 179 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,153 YOU THINK I WON'T BE READY. 180 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:59,022 BUT YOU'RE WRONG, PRESUMPTUOUS CAB-BEAST. 181 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,524 I HAVE PREPARED MYSELF FOR THIS MOMENT, 182 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,692 AND IT HAS PAID OFF IN FULL! 183 00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:05,829 YOU SEE, THE INVADERS LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES, 184 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,631 HOWEVER RARE THEY MAY BE. 185 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:11,701 NOW, HUMAN, TAKE ME TO--THAT WAY! 186 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:12,736 AND QUICKLY. 187 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,137 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 188 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,239 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GO HOME! 189 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,644 [MUSIC] 190 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:40,252 BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON 191 00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:43,222 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 13161

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