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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:05,770 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,172 AND NICKELODEON 3 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,135 AH-HA HA HA HA! 4 00:00:46,552 --> 00:00:48,252 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 5 00:00:50,722 --> 00:00:51,955 ...AND YOU, MARY, 6 00:00:52,024 --> 00:00:53,824 RIGHT WHERE YOUR HEAD IS, 7 00:00:53,893 --> 00:00:57,760 BEFORE THE BIG BANG, THERE WAS NOTHING THERE! 8 00:00:57,829 --> 00:01:00,964 AND OUTSIDE, WHERE THAT SQUIRREL IS, 9 00:01:01,033 --> 00:01:03,533 THERE WAS NOTHING! 10 00:01:03,601 --> 00:01:09,672 AND UNDER YOUR CHAIRS... NOTHING! 11 00:01:09,741 --> 00:01:13,243 AND BY THAT TREE, WHERE THAT DOG IS... 12 00:01:13,312 --> 00:01:14,877 NOTHING. 13 00:01:16,514 --> 00:01:17,380 RRRGGGGHHH!... 14 00:01:22,387 --> 00:01:23,886 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 15 00:01:23,955 --> 00:01:25,122 PHEW! 16 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:28,525 DON'T FORGET THAT TONIGHT IS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT. 17 00:01:28,594 --> 00:01:32,562 EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO BRING THEIR PARENTS TO THE CAFETERIA. 18 00:01:32,631 --> 00:01:35,966 I NEVER AGREED TO ATTEND THIS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT! 19 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:36,966 YES, YOU DID. 20 00:01:37,035 --> 00:01:40,870 NO. YOU LIE! YOU LIIIIIIE! 21 00:01:40,939 --> 00:01:42,205 [HUMPH!] 22 00:01:47,045 --> 00:01:50,180 ZIM, ARE YOU GOING TO BRING YOUR PARENTS 23 00:01:50,248 --> 00:01:52,215 TO PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT? 24 00:01:52,284 --> 00:01:54,417 YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER. 25 00:01:56,188 --> 00:01:58,288 WHY WOULD YOU TAPE THAT? 26 00:01:58,357 --> 00:01:59,856 PUTTING UP A LOT OF FIGHT FOR SOMETHING 27 00:01:59,925 --> 00:02:01,324 AS SIMPLE AS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT, ZIM. 28 00:02:01,393 --> 00:02:04,928 I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PARENTS ARE. 29 00:02:04,996 --> 00:02:07,163 OF COURSE, I DO. 30 00:02:18,911 --> 00:02:20,343 WELCOME TO LIFE, IRKEN CHILD. 31 00:02:20,412 --> 00:02:22,846 REPORT FOR DUTY. 32 00:02:22,915 --> 00:02:26,283 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I LOVE YOU, COLD, UNFEELING ROBOT ARM. 33 00:02:28,687 --> 00:02:29,786 [MS. BITTERS GROWLS] 34 00:02:31,957 --> 00:02:34,724 YOU WILL BE HERE TONIGHT, ZIM. 35 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:37,260 YOU...AND YOUR PARENTS! 36 00:02:40,632 --> 00:02:43,800 YEAH--SEE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS TONIGHT, ZIM. 37 00:02:43,869 --> 00:02:48,739 YES! OH, I WILL BRING MY PARENTS 38 00:02:48,807 --> 00:02:51,141 AND THEY SHALL BE THE GREATEST, 39 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:54,778 MOST PARENTAL PARENTS EVERRRR! 40 00:03:06,424 --> 00:03:08,191 [DOORBELL RINGS] 41 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,072 WELCOME HOME, SON. 42 00:03:22,141 --> 00:03:25,175 UM--OH, IS THE UH-- LADY OF THE HOUSE IN? 43 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:27,110 THAT'S ME! 44 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:29,546 I AM HOUSE LADY. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 45 00:03:36,221 --> 00:03:37,787 UH--HURUMPH-- I'M SELLING MAKEUP 46 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:40,757 AND I JUST KNOW YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING GREAT-- 47 00:03:40,826 --> 00:03:43,026 I SAID BRUSH YOUR TEETH! 48 00:03:43,095 --> 00:03:44,227 [MAKEUP LADY SHRIEKS] 49 00:03:46,832 --> 00:03:49,599 I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS TONIGHT, ZIM. 50 00:03:49,668 --> 00:03:52,335 BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT CALLED PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT... 51 00:03:52,404 --> 00:03:53,970 IT'S CALLED ZIM DOOM PARENT... 52 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:58,374 ZIM DOOM ZIMMY DOOM... 53 00:03:58,443 --> 00:03:59,776 NIGHT. 54 00:03:59,845 --> 00:04:01,077 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 55 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:02,378 WATCH OUT FOR THAT PUPPY. 56 00:04:02,447 --> 00:04:03,880 HUH? 57 00:04:03,948 --> 00:04:05,681 HAH! 58 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,885 AH! AH AH AH! 59 00:04:08,954 --> 00:04:10,186 WAAAHHH! 60 00:04:12,858 --> 00:04:13,790 WAIT! COME BACK! 61 00:04:13,859 --> 00:04:16,360 I NEED STUFF! 62 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,866 WELCOME HOME, SON. 63 00:04:25,571 --> 00:04:27,838 YOU WANT SOME DINNER, SWEETHEART? 64 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,774 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 65 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,910 I ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS BEFORE THIS... 66 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:35,678 PARENT/TEACHER THING. 67 00:04:35,747 --> 00:04:38,548 THE PARENT DECOYS AREN'T READY FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE. 68 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:40,584 THEIR INTERACTIVE SKILLS ARE TOO LIMITED. 69 00:04:40,653 --> 00:04:42,352 UNLESS... 70 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:43,353 GIR! 71 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:44,887 YES, SIR. 72 00:04:44,956 --> 00:04:46,989 GIR, WE HAVE TO PROGRAM THE PARENTS 73 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:48,325 TO LEARN HUMAN SOCIAL BEHAVIOR 74 00:04:48,394 --> 00:04:49,426 IF THEY ARE TO JOIN ME FOR 75 00:04:49,494 --> 00:04:51,495 PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT. 76 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,396 YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY. 77 00:04:55,151 --> 00:04:57,885 ON TV: FAILURE TO ROTATE STOCK DESTROYS MERCHANDISE... 78 00:04:57,954 --> 00:04:59,354 [VOICES FROM MANY CHANNELS ON TV] 79 00:05:05,127 --> 00:05:06,795 OOH! THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. 80 00:05:06,863 --> 00:05:08,763 WAIT, THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. 81 00:05:08,832 --> 00:05:11,165 LOOK! IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW. 82 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:18,305 AHHHH! 83 00:05:18,374 --> 00:05:20,374 MY SPINE! 84 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:29,884 I LOVE THIS SHOW. 85 00:05:29,952 --> 00:05:34,222 NO, GIR, THE ROBOT PARENTS MUST LEARN PROPER PARENTING 86 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,623 FROM THIS VIDEO PROGRAM. 87 00:05:40,796 --> 00:05:43,297 [GIR SNORES] 88 00:05:47,003 --> 00:05:49,737 MAKE SURE THEY WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO, GIR! 89 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:51,673 THE FATE OF OUR MISSION DEPENDS ON IT! 90 00:05:55,278 --> 00:05:57,845 [ON SCREEN] WE SURE ARE PROUD OF OUR LITTLE BOY. 91 00:05:57,914 --> 00:06:00,415 WE SURE ARE. 92 00:06:05,755 --> 00:06:08,389 ARE YOU PLAGUED BY GRASS STAINS? 93 00:06:08,457 --> 00:06:10,057 I LIKE BURRITOS, 94 00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:11,926 BUT THEY SURE DON'T LIKE ME. 95 00:06:14,831 --> 00:06:15,929 WHO DOES YOUR HAIR? 96 00:06:15,998 --> 00:06:17,766 WE RETURN TO OUR MOVIE IN PROGRESS, 97 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,767 POKE...[SCREAM] OF DOOM! 98 00:06:26,843 --> 00:06:29,544 I LOVE THIS SHOW. 99 00:06:38,588 --> 00:06:39,587 ARE YOU READY, DEAR? 100 00:06:39,656 --> 00:06:41,489 YES. 101 00:06:41,558 --> 00:06:43,257 WELL THEN, WE OUGHT TO BE ON OUR WAY. 102 00:06:43,326 --> 00:06:44,258 YES. 103 00:06:44,327 --> 00:06:46,727 WE SURE ARE PROUD OF YOU, SON. 104 00:06:46,796 --> 00:06:51,032 WE SURE ARRRRRE. 105 00:06:51,101 --> 00:06:52,867 Gir: I LOVE THIS SHOW. 106 00:07:01,511 --> 00:07:03,578 HEY, KIDS, YOUR DAD. 107 00:07:03,646 --> 00:07:05,179 I NEVER KNEW HE WAS A FLOATING HEAD. 108 00:07:05,248 --> 00:07:06,580 OH, HE'S NOT. 109 00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:08,683 MY DAD'S JUST REALLY BUSY AND HE COULDN'T BE HERE IN PERSON. 110 00:07:08,751 --> 00:07:11,219 HE'S TRANSMITTING LIVE FROM HIS LAB ACROSS TOWN. 111 00:07:11,288 --> 00:07:13,187 HEY, MY DAD WAS LIKE THAT, TOO. 112 00:07:13,256 --> 00:07:14,656 YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND. 113 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:16,424 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, PROFESSOR! 114 00:07:16,493 --> 00:07:19,393 I'M MR. ELLIOT, HUH, YOUR DAUGHTER GAZ'S TEACHER. 115 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:23,030 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 116 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:24,698 WE'RE TESTING SOME HIGHLY UNSTABLE... 117 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:26,034 [GLASS BREAKS] 118 00:07:26,102 --> 00:07:29,036 HAH! NO! YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG! 119 00:07:29,105 --> 00:07:30,104 [BOOM!] 120 00:07:30,173 --> 00:07:32,306 [SCREAMING AND ALARM GOES OFF] 121 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:49,623 [CLEARS THROAT] 122 00:07:49,692 --> 00:07:52,659 THESE ARE MY PARENTS. I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART. 123 00:07:55,632 --> 00:07:57,398 I MUST HAVE PUNCH NOW! 124 00:08:00,236 --> 00:08:01,969 WHEN YOU WERE MY STUDENTS, 125 00:08:02,038 --> 00:08:04,338 I SAID YOU'D AMOUNT TO NOTHING, 126 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:05,940 AND I WAS RIGHT. 127 00:08:06,008 --> 00:08:08,242 YOU'RE NOTHING! 128 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:11,378 HELLO, ZIM. 129 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,413 DIB. 130 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:14,415 DAD, THERE'S SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET. 131 00:08:14,484 --> 00:08:17,384 THIS IS ZIM. YOU KNOW, THE ALIEN. 132 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,420 AND WHAT COUNTRY IS THE LITTLE GREEN BOY FROM? 133 00:08:19,489 --> 00:08:21,255 YES, YES. THAT'S FASCINATING. 134 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:25,126 [HEE HEH HEH] 135 00:08:29,232 --> 00:08:31,698 SO, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 136 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:34,402 MY MOM WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT ME! 137 00:08:34,471 --> 00:08:37,137 IT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING. 138 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,340 AT LEAST SHE'S NOT SHOWING THE PICTURES. 139 00:08:39,408 --> 00:08:42,076 OOH, AND YOU JUST GOTTA SEE THESE PICTURES. 140 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:44,478 NOW, HERE'S BILLY CRYING WHEN HE WAS 141 00:08:44,547 --> 00:08:46,346 KICKED OFF THE SOCCER TEAM FOR CRYING TOO MUCH. 142 00:08:46,415 --> 00:08:47,415 HEE HEE HEE. 143 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:50,584 [BILLY CRIES] 144 00:08:50,653 --> 00:08:54,054 GRASS STAINS SURE ARE TOUGH TO GET OUT OF THOSE SOCCER UNIFORMS. 145 00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:55,356 SPORTS AREN'T EVERYTHING. 146 00:08:55,425 --> 00:08:59,593 I'M SURE YOUR BOY WILL FIND SOMETHING HE'S GOOD AT. 147 00:08:59,662 --> 00:09:01,129 THAT'S TRUE. 148 00:09:01,197 --> 00:09:02,396 HEY! 149 00:09:02,465 --> 00:09:04,131 TRY ONE OF THESE COOKIES. 150 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,132 MY WIFE MADE THEM. 151 00:09:05,201 --> 00:09:07,034 THANKS, TED. 152 00:09:13,476 --> 00:09:15,042 OH, NO. 153 00:09:15,111 --> 00:09:16,176 HONEY, IS IT...? 154 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:17,512 YEP. 155 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:20,080 DIARRHEA! 156 00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:24,652 I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR THAT! 157 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,260 WHO DOES YOUR HAIR? 158 00:09:34,531 --> 00:09:38,866 AH! AH AH! OW! MY HEAD! 159 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,734 [SCREAMING] 160 00:09:40,803 --> 00:09:42,937 MOM, I THINK WE SHOULD GO HOME NOW. 161 00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:45,907 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOUNG MAN. 162 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,141 YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM! 163 00:09:54,651 --> 00:09:55,783 [GAZ SNICKERS] 164 00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:04,892 HEY, IS YOUR DAD FEELING WELL? 165 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,760 YES, HE'S PERFECTLY FINE. 166 00:10:17,506 --> 00:10:19,340 AAAHHH! 167 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:21,909 [DIB CHUCKLES] 168 00:10:21,978 --> 00:10:23,243 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 169 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:26,047 MY DAD LOST HIS ARM IN UH--THE WAR. 170 00:10:26,115 --> 00:10:28,015 THAT WAS MY SQUEEZIN' ARM. 171 00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:31,252 THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM! 172 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,321 WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM! 173 00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:37,859 AAAAAARRRGH! 174 00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:39,893 [WOMAN SCREAMS] QUIT POKIN' MY MOM'S HEAD! 175 00:10:48,571 --> 00:10:50,538 LOOK, MOM, WE REALLY HAVE TO GO. 176 00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:52,507 PLEASE NOW, PLEASE! 177 00:10:52,575 --> 00:10:54,442 HONEY, YOU'RE UPSET. 178 00:10:54,511 --> 00:10:56,643 YES!, AND I WANT TO GO HOME. 179 00:10:56,712 --> 00:10:59,146 I KNOW WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 180 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:11,059 LOOK, EVERYONE, LOOK! 181 00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:12,259 [WOMAN CRYING] 182 00:11:12,328 --> 00:11:14,428 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS WOMAN IS SUFFERING 183 00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:16,397 FROM SEVERE POKEY TRAUMA? 184 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:22,336 MOM, DAD! I THINK I'VE BROKEN MY SPINE! 185 00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:27,274 MY SPINE. AAAAHHH! [BREATHES HEAVILY] 186 00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:30,611 AW, HONEY. I THINK IT'S TIME WE TOOK YOU HOME. 187 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,359 LEMME GUESS... 188 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:46,960 NOBODY SAW THAT, RIGHT? 189 00:11:52,268 --> 00:11:55,436 HEY, THAT KID'S THROWING PUNCH! 190 00:11:58,474 --> 00:12:00,040 [GROWLS] 13547

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