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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,039 [SUCKING SOUNDS] 2 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,199 Computer: SECURITY BREACH. 3 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:36,701 AH! AN INTRUDER! 4 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,069 [BUZZING] 5 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:55,087 AH! GIR, YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN! 6 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:58,823 I GOT CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM. 7 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,093 GIR, WITH AN ENTIRE PLANET OF ENEMIES 8 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,394 WAITING FOR US TO DROP OUR GUARD, 9 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:04,996 WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL 10 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,298 NOT TO HAVE OUR GUARDS GET ALL... 11 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,434 DROPPY. UNDERSTAND? 12 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,768 I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. 13 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:13,037 NOW, I'M GOING DOWN BELOW TO CHECK 14 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,672 THE LASER WEASEL EXPERIMENT. 15 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,108 I THINK THEY'RE RIPE BY NOW. 16 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:18,543 [SUCKING SOUNDS] 17 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,046 COMPUTER! TAKE ME TO THE WEASELS! 18 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,516 WOW! 19 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,085 HEY! IT WASN'T ME. 20 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,554 YES, IT WAS. COMPUTER, INTRUDER ALERT! 21 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,859 [SCREAMING] 22 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,099 NOW I HAVE PROOF, ZIM. 23 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,801 PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE. 24 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:47,072 SOON, YOUR ZIM GUTS WILL BE STREWN ALL OVER AN AUTOPSY TABLE. 25 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,072 [LAUGHS] 26 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,107 AH! 27 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:52,176 YOU LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN, TOO?! 28 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,546 OH, YEAH. 29 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,014 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 30 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,453 ZIM WASN'T IN CLASS TODAY, GAZ. 31 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,655 MAYBE HE'S SICK. 32 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,591 YEAH. SICK WITH FEAR! ONCE THESE PICTURES GET OUT, 33 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,593 HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HIDE ANY LONGER. 34 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,361 I'M GOING TO SEND THEM TO MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES 35 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:13,365 AND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW! 36 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,100 MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN LET ME HOST THE SHOW. MY OWN EPISODE. 37 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:19,037 I'M ONLY 13 LEVELS AWAY FROM FINISHING THIS GAME. 38 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:20,539 SO I EITHER FINISH MY GAME, 39 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,674 OR MAKE YOU WISH I WAS NEVER BORN. 40 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,489 FOR YEARS, THE WORLD HAS WONDERED, 41 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,057 "ARE THERE ALIENS AMONG US?" 42 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,559 BUT WE HERE AT MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES OF STRANGE MYSTERY 43 00:02:41,627 --> 00:02:43,561 HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION, 44 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,297 AND THAT ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING "MAYBE", 45 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,799 WHICH IS WHY, AS ALWAYS, 46 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,300 WE ASK YOU, OUR VIEWERS, 47 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,569 TO HELP US PUT AN END TO THIS QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL... 48 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,571 SEND US YOUR PROOF OF ALIEN EXISTENCE 49 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,440 AND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE. 50 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,276 WHAT? 51 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,578 REMEMBER EARLIER, THE WHOLE BUGGING ME THING? 52 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:01,846 YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 53 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:03,415 I'M NOT DOING THIS, GAZ! 54 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,017 I DON'T HAVE CONTROL OF MY ARMS! 55 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:11,089 I'M LETTING YOU LIVE THIS TIME, DIB, 56 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:14,092 BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M STILL GETTING THROUGH THIS LAST LEVEL. 57 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,359 BUT GAZ...! 58 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,399 HELLO, DIB! 59 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,601 WHAT THE...? ZIM! 60 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,537 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TV? 61 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,572 I'M NOT IN YOUR TV. 62 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:31,309 I'M TRANSMITTING FROM... INSIDE YOUR BODY! 63 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,511 SPOOKY, YES? AT THIS VERY MOMENT, 64 00:03:33,579 --> 00:03:35,613 I'M INSIDE A MICROSCOPIC SUBMERSIBLE 65 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:38,349 SOMEWHERE IN YOUR DISGUSTING BELLY, 66 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,219 ATTACHED TO YOUR ARM CONTROL NERVE. 67 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,120 ARM CONTROL NERVE? 68 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,657 YES, ARM CONTROL NERVE. 69 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,525 IN MY BELLY? 70 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,527 YES. 71 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,062 HUMANS DON'T HAVE ARM CONTROL NERVES. 72 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,798 DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS! 73 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:57,035 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE OF ME? 74 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,536 A FUNNY STORY. 75 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:02,140 IT BEGINS THIS AFTERNOON, IN THE CAFETERIA... 76 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,741 MAYBE HE'S SICK. 77 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,676 YEAH, SICK WITH FEAR! 78 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,647 ONCE THESE PICTURES GET OUT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HIDE ANY LONGER--- 79 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,615 I'M GOING TO SEND THEM TO MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES 80 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,384 AND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW! 81 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,266 NOW, DOWN TO BUSINESS. 82 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,368 NO! 83 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,637 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 84 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,106 YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D SEND THE ORIGINAL DISC, DID YOU? 85 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:36,608 THAT WAS A COPY! 86 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,576 ONLY I KNOW WHERE THE ORIGINAL DISC IS! 87 00:04:38,644 --> 00:04:41,112 HA HA HA HA! IDIOTIC HUMAN! 88 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,448 I'LL JUST GO TO YOUR BRAIN AND DELETE THE KNOWLEDGE 89 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,750 OF WHERE YOU HID THE MASTER DISC! 90 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:49,621 AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN... 91 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,489 NOT SMART...NO MORE! 92 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:55,960 NOOOOOO! 93 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,696 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 94 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,340 DAD! DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP! 95 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,407 THE WORLD NEEDS MY HELP, SON. 96 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,378 DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT MICROSCOPIC NANOSHIP THING YOU WERE WORKING ON? 97 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,645 OF COURSE. 98 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:17,182 THE CONTROLS ARE OVER THERE. WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, SON? 99 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,284 THERE'S AN ALIEN IN MY GUTS, 100 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,086 AND HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY MY BRAIN! 101 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,320 AH, WELL. RUN ALONG THEN. 102 00:05:36,198 --> 00:05:37,698 I'M COMING, ZIM. 103 00:05:41,437 --> 00:05:42,669 WHAT THE? 104 00:05:42,738 --> 00:05:44,571 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 105 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:54,648 WITH DIB TURNED INTO A DROOLING MORON, 106 00:05:54,717 --> 00:05:58,752 NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY. NOT EVEN DROOL. 107 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:02,589 GUESS WHO'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ZIM? 108 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:14,668 HEY, WHAT GAME IS THAT? 109 00:06:14,737 --> 00:06:17,604 THERE IS NO GAME. THIS IS MY LIFE! 110 00:06:17,672 --> 00:06:19,106 YEAH, IT'S COOL LOOKING, 111 00:06:19,174 --> 00:06:21,608 BUT IT STILL JUST LOOKS LIKE A GAME. 112 00:06:21,677 --> 00:06:23,610 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, DIB! 113 00:06:23,679 --> 00:06:25,679 MY PILOTING SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED! 114 00:06:25,748 --> 00:06:28,115 IS THAT ZIM? IS THIS AN ONLINE GAME? 115 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:30,083 GAZ, PLEASE, I NEED TO CONCENTRATE. 116 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:34,321 LET'S SEE. 117 00:06:34,389 --> 00:06:35,289 HOW ABOUT THIS? 118 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:39,993 [BUZZING] 119 00:06:40,062 --> 00:06:41,661 AH! 120 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:45,532 I'VE BEEN FLYING SHIPS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, 121 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:47,400 SAD LITTLE EARTH MONKEY. 122 00:06:49,204 --> 00:06:53,073 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 123 00:06:53,141 --> 00:06:56,643 AAARGH! MY SPLEEN! 124 00:06:56,711 --> 00:06:58,612 NOW, I'M IN YOUR TRACHEA, DIB. 125 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,081 YOUR BRAIN IS SO CLOSE, I CAN SMELL IT! 126 00:07:02,217 --> 00:07:03,150 CAN I PLAY? 127 00:07:03,218 --> 00:07:04,918 WAIT A MINUTE. HE'S IN MY TRACHEA... 128 00:07:06,722 --> 00:07:10,090 GET AWAY FROM MY BRAIN, ZIM! 129 00:07:12,261 --> 00:07:13,460 [DEEPLY INHALES] 130 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:17,530 [SCREAMING] 131 00:07:25,674 --> 00:07:29,209 ENOUGH ALREADY! PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM. 132 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:30,543 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 133 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:39,118 QUARTER CIRCLE BACK. 134 00:07:39,187 --> 00:07:40,120 WHAT? 135 00:07:40,189 --> 00:07:41,621 THE TRANSFORMATION MOVE. 136 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,223 IT'S ALWAYS QUARTER CIRCLE BACK. 137 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:46,326 OH, HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 138 00:07:51,634 --> 00:07:53,367 WHEN YOU DIE, CAN I PLAY? 139 00:07:56,972 --> 00:07:58,972 [BATTLE CRY] 140 00:08:04,547 --> 00:08:06,647 COME ON, DIB. LET ME PLAY. 141 00:08:06,715 --> 00:08:08,649 YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. I CAN BEAT HIM. 142 00:08:08,717 --> 00:08:12,252 NO WAY! HE'S IN MY ORGANS, NOT YOURS. 143 00:08:12,321 --> 00:08:14,087 [GRUNTING] 144 00:08:15,223 --> 00:08:17,290 I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE CONTROLS YET! 145 00:08:17,359 --> 00:08:18,892 OH, NO! 146 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,099 THIS IS KIND OF SAD, DIB. 147 00:08:26,168 --> 00:08:27,901 I WILL PUT AN END TO THIS NOW. 148 00:08:33,508 --> 00:08:35,108 ARMS... 149 00:08:35,176 --> 00:08:39,112 LIKE...NOODLES! 150 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:40,379 IT'S MY TURN. 151 00:08:57,766 --> 00:09:01,634 NOW, LET'S SEE WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE LOCATION OF THE DISC, DIB. 152 00:09:04,173 --> 00:09:05,104 THERE! 153 00:09:05,173 --> 00:09:06,606 HE'S IN MY HEAD! 154 00:09:06,675 --> 00:09:08,942 KNOWLEDGE...LOSING... 155 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,211 BRAIN...POOF! 156 00:09:14,817 --> 00:09:16,516 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 157 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:20,587 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THE FILE IS, GAZ! 158 00:09:20,656 --> 00:09:24,090 HE DID IT! HE MADE ME FORGET! 159 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:25,525 QUIET, DIB. 160 00:09:27,596 --> 00:09:32,132 AND NOW TO UNLEASH STUPIDITY ON YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN! 161 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,633 FROM THIS DAY FORTH, 162 00:09:33,702 --> 00:09:35,268 YOU WILL NOT BE A THREAT TO ME ANY-- 163 00:09:37,105 --> 00:09:39,106 THE HUMAN DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! 164 00:09:39,174 --> 00:09:41,107 I'LL FINISH WITH THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN 165 00:09:41,176 --> 00:09:44,411 AFTER I DEAL WITH YOUR JUNKY...JUNK THING. 166 00:09:44,479 --> 00:09:47,380 [WAILING] 167 00:09:51,019 --> 00:09:52,052 [YELLING] 168 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:08,568 [MUMBLING] 169 00:10:15,176 --> 00:10:18,078 HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING. 170 00:10:18,147 --> 00:10:20,080 HELP ME! 171 00:10:20,148 --> 00:10:24,017 [YELLING] 172 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,966 [GASPING] 173 00:10:42,404 --> 00:10:44,104 [LAUGHS] 174 00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:46,540 THAT GAME WAS STUPID. 175 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:51,377 NOW, FOR MY FINISHING MOVE. 176 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:54,614 [DOOR CLOSES] 177 00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:57,618 WAIT, DIB. WHAT'S GOING ON? 178 00:10:57,686 --> 00:10:58,618 [TOILET FLUSHES] 179 00:10:58,687 --> 00:11:01,554 NOOOOOOOO! 180 00:11:15,736 --> 00:11:18,603 ON AND NOGGIN 181 00:11:18,672 --> 00:11:21,539 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 12742

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