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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:02,801 [CHEERING] 2 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:04,770 [THEME MUSIC] 3 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:39,338 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 4 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,909 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NOGGIN 5 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,784 [SNIFFING] 6 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,919 [SHUDDERS] 7 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:00,959 [SQUEALS] 8 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:06,765 [SCREAMS] 9 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,004 THAT NEW KID'S A FREAK. 10 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,273 I THINK HIS NAME IS ZIP OR SOMETHING. 11 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:18,576 HE'S BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH TO AT LEAST MAKE SOME LOSER FRIENDS, 12 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,745 LIKE THAT CREEP KID, DIM... 13 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,547 OR THOSE REJECTS IN THE CORNER. 14 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,819 BUT LOOK AT HIM, ALL BY HIMSELF, 15 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,855 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF KID DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS? 16 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:32,990 IT'S SO INHUMAN. 17 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:35,026 ["INHUMAN" ECHOING] 18 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,531 CONGRATULATIONS ON DISCOVERING THE GROTESQUE SPACE MONSTER! 19 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,401 TELL US, HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS AN ALIEN? 20 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,437 WELL, WE NOTICED HE HAD NO FRIENDS. 21 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,339 ["FRIENDS" ECHOING] 22 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:51,243 [GASPS] 23 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:22,973 I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. WOULD YOU BE-- 24 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:26,578 I WAS BORN WITH WEBBED FISH TOES... 25 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,280 LIKE SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE FISHBOY. 26 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,382 WANT TO SEE? 27 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:35,587 WOULD YOU-- 28 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,722 [SCREAMING] 29 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,457 SQUEALY FOOLS! 30 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,525 THESE HUMAN FILTHIES SHOULD BE HONORED 31 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,396 TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS POSSIBLE FRIENDS OF ZIM! 32 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:51,135 WHO AMONG YOU FEELS THEY ARE WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE MY BEST FRIEND? 33 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,972 GOOD. I HAVE DEVISED SOME SIMPLE TESTS 34 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,674 TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE WORTHIEST. 35 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,878 WE BEGIN BY TESTING YOUR ABSORBENCY. 36 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:03,815 OOH! HEY! OOH! 37 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:16,394 NEXT, I TEST YOUR ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY. 38 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,931 [SCREAMING] 39 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,870 AND NOW, THE FINAL TEST... 40 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,444 [SCREAMING] 41 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,789 WE HAVE A WINNER. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FRIEND? 42 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:46,291 MY NAME'S KEEF. 43 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,960 WOW! I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING BEFORE. 44 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:52,463 I PROMISE I'LL BE THE BEST, MOST LOYAL FRIEND EVER! 45 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,665 I'M SO HAPPY. 46 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,766 DON'T TOUCH ME. 47 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,908 I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET KEEF. 48 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,610 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 49 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,245 NOT YOURS...MINE! 50 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,046 GET LOST, YOU LOSERS. 51 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,983 VERY WELL, I AM GOING TO GET LOST. 52 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,420 BUT NOTICE I AM GETTING LOST WITH MY BEST FRIEND! 53 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,467 [CRASH] 54 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,469 AND THEN TOMORROW, THERE'S THE CIRCUS. 55 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,971 WE CAN GO TO THE CIRCUS! I LOVE THE CIRCUS! 56 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,040 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE CIRCUS, ZIM? 57 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,975 I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, KEEF, ON A JOB WELL DONE. 58 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,310 YOU HAVE BEEN A MOST CONVINCING FRIEND. 59 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,444 BUT NOW THAT THE WORLD SEEMS SATISFIED 60 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:14,812 WITH MY KNACK FOR COMPANIONSHIP, 61 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,981 I DON'T THINK I WILL BE REQUIRING YOUR SERVICES ANY LONGER. 62 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,249 OUR MISSION TOGETHER IS DONE. 63 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,451 GOOD JOB, SOLDIER. BE GONE WITH YOU. 64 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,086 HEY, YOU GOT ANY VIDEO GAMES? 65 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,021 YES. 66 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,193 [HEAVY SIGH] 67 00:05:34,765 --> 00:05:36,431 A JOB WELL DONE. 68 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:41,002 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 69 00:05:42,306 --> 00:05:43,505 HELLO? 70 00:05:43,573 --> 00:05:45,039 HEYA, BUDDY. HOW YOU DOING? 71 00:05:45,108 --> 00:05:48,043 KEEF? I TOLD YOU I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR-- 72 00:05:48,111 --> 00:05:50,578 I UNDERSTAND, ZIM. I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO-- 73 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:51,579 [BEEP] 74 00:05:51,648 --> 00:05:53,081 HOLD ON, I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL. 75 00:05:53,150 --> 00:05:54,115 HELLO? 76 00:05:54,183 --> 00:05:55,317 HEYA, BUDDY! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE CIRCUS! 77 00:06:07,964 --> 00:06:10,798 GIR! 78 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,333 YES, MY MASTER! 79 00:06:12,401 --> 00:06:14,468 GIR, I'M GOING DOWN TO THE LAB. 80 00:06:14,537 --> 00:06:15,937 DO NOT LET ANYONE IN THE HOUSE. 81 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:16,871 YES, SIR! 82 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,613 [DOORBELL RINGS] 83 00:06:25,682 --> 00:06:26,548 LEPRECHAUNS! 84 00:06:37,661 --> 00:06:39,828 [SQUEAKING] 85 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,433 [BLISSFUL SIGH] 86 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,781 HEY, ZIM! YOU SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME FOR THE WAFFLES! 87 00:07:02,219 --> 00:07:04,152 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 88 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,353 I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE FIRED! 89 00:07:05,422 --> 00:07:06,387 YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES? 90 00:07:07,658 --> 00:07:10,692 OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! 91 00:07:11,827 --> 00:07:14,095 OH! WE CAN WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 92 00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:16,497 I'M SICK. I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY. 93 00:07:25,675 --> 00:07:27,108 POOR SICK ZIM. 94 00:07:27,177 --> 00:07:29,110 NO WONDER HE'S SO SAD. 95 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:30,611 I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, GIR. 96 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,114 I THINK WE SHOULD THROW OUR ZIM A SURPRISE PARTY. 97 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:34,448 IT'LL CHEER HIM UP. 98 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:35,450 [HAPPY SQUEAL] 99 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:37,118 I'LL GET A BUNCH OF KIDS 100 00:07:37,187 --> 00:07:38,786 AND BRING THEM OVER AFTER SCHOOL. 101 00:07:38,855 --> 00:07:40,555 NOW, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE. 102 00:07:40,624 --> 00:07:41,555 DO YOU UNDERSTAND, GIR? 103 00:07:41,624 --> 00:07:44,492 A SURPRISE. ZIM CAN'T FIND OUT. 104 00:07:44,561 --> 00:07:45,927 MEOW. 105 00:07:47,964 --> 00:07:49,163 [DOOR OPENS] 106 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:04,078 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GIR? 107 00:08:04,147 --> 00:08:05,179 NOTHING. 108 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:07,949 NOTHING? OR SOMETHING? 109 00:08:09,418 --> 00:08:11,585 OOOH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! 110 00:08:11,654 --> 00:08:13,088 YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME! 111 00:08:13,156 --> 00:08:15,089 KEEF IS PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOU AFTER SCHOOL! 112 00:08:15,157 --> 00:08:17,592 HE'S GONNA BRING ALL THE KIDS BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU! 113 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,093 THAT BOY LOVES YOU SO MUCH! 114 00:08:19,162 --> 00:08:21,963 I'M MAKIN' THE CAKE! 115 00:08:22,032 --> 00:08:26,101 HE'S BRINGING ALL THE CHILDREN TO OUR SECRET LAIR? 116 00:08:26,169 --> 00:08:27,869 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? 117 00:08:27,937 --> 00:08:29,103 YES. 118 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:31,606 WAIT A MINUTE...NO. 119 00:08:31,675 --> 00:08:34,108 IT MEANS OUR MISSION IS IN JEOPARDY! 120 00:08:34,177 --> 00:08:35,609 AW, MAN. 121 00:08:35,678 --> 00:08:37,645 [HUMS A DITTY] 122 00:08:37,713 --> 00:08:40,748 SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS...KEEF. 123 00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:42,517 IF HE SUCCEEDS, THE WHOLE POPULATION OF EARTH 124 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:44,552 WILL SHOW UP ON OUR DOORSTEP. 125 00:08:44,621 --> 00:08:45,987 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 126 00:08:51,328 --> 00:08:53,327 PARTY AFTER SCHOOL AT ZIM'S HOUSE. 127 00:08:53,396 --> 00:08:54,362 EVERYBODY'S INVITED! 128 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:55,530 WHO'S ZIM? 129 00:08:55,599 --> 00:08:57,265 HE'S THE GREEN KID. YOU KNOW HIM. 130 00:08:57,334 --> 00:08:59,534 OH, YOU MEAN THE FREAK WITH THAT ONE FRIEND 131 00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:00,869 THAT MAKES HIM EVEN FREAKIER? 132 00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:04,739 HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO. 133 00:09:19,823 --> 00:09:23,591 THESE HUMANS AND THEIR FILTHY "FRIENDSHIP." 134 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,593 IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 135 00:09:25,661 --> 00:09:26,661 I CAN SEE THEM NOW. 136 00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:33,033 [COW MOOS] 137 00:09:48,618 --> 00:09:49,617 [SHUDDERS] 138 00:09:50,854 --> 00:09:53,221 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 139 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,556 PARTEEEEE! 140 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,593 [GASPS] 141 00:10:01,397 --> 00:10:05,766 [SLOW MOTION] PARTEEEE! 142 00:10:05,835 --> 00:10:07,902 [GRUNTING] 143 00:10:07,971 --> 00:10:12,840 [LOW, VERY SLOW MOTION SOUNDS] 144 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:20,181 [SIGHS] 145 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,016 [LAUGHING] 146 00:10:26,155 --> 00:10:29,089 OK, NOW YOU GUYS WAIT HERE WHILE I GET HIM. 147 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:31,225 THEN JUMP OUT AND YELL "SURPRISE!" 148 00:10:31,294 --> 00:10:33,594 HE'LL BE SO HAPPY. 149 00:10:33,663 --> 00:10:35,596 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY BEFORE. 150 00:10:35,665 --> 00:10:36,697 DO THEY HURT? 151 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,635 HEY, ZIM! I'M HOME! 152 00:10:43,406 --> 00:10:44,539 FOR ME?! 153 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,708 OH, YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND. 154 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,409 THANK YOU, ZIM. 155 00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:55,750 [SCREAMING] 156 00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:57,585 KEEF... 157 00:10:57,654 --> 00:10:59,053 YES...? 158 00:10:59,121 --> 00:11:00,921 WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND? 159 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:03,057 THAT WOULD BE ZIM. 160 00:11:03,126 --> 00:11:05,059 TODAY, HE GOT ME-- 161 00:11:05,128 --> 00:11:08,095 SILENCE! WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, 162 00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:12,566 THE NEXT LIVING THING YOU SEE YOU WILL BELIEVE TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 163 00:11:12,635 --> 00:11:14,068 I LIKE ZIM. 164 00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:16,638 I KNOW YOU DO. BUT PAY ATTENTION! 165 00:11:18,174 --> 00:11:19,607 [SNAP] 166 00:11:20,844 --> 00:11:22,009 WHAT HAPPENED? 167 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:33,087 ZIM! HOW'D YOU GET OUT THERE? 168 00:11:33,156 --> 00:11:35,390 HEY, WAIT UP! I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU! 169 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:40,595 HA HA HA! HUMANS AND THEIR "FRIENDSHIP." 170 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:44,031 INVADERS NEED NO ONE. NO ONE! 171 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,466 [CRASH] 172 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:49,036 HEY, GUYS! THIS IS ZIM! 173 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,537 IT'S ZIM! 174 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:52,039 FORGET THIS WEIRDO. 175 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:56,044 HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY NEAT? 176 00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:58,679 [SCREAMING] 177 00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:01,249 HEY, I'M HUNGRY. CAN I GET SOME OF THAT? 178 00:12:01,318 --> 00:12:03,750 NO. 179 00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:12,994 [SCREAMING] 180 00:12:15,632 --> 00:12:17,598 YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES? 181 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,634 [HUMMING] 12443

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