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Ibiza is elevating.

Welcome to Ibiza!

No longer just a party island, but a playground for celebrities

and the super-rich...

Cheers!

..where everyone wants a taste of luxury.

When you see more, you want more.

I'm here to follow the money.

In a couple of days, they can make over a million euros.

It's not as nice as mine, but it's still very nice!

From the streets...

The police have found something called pink cocaine.

..to the hilltop villas,

where insiders know the island's secrets.

This drug business comes with violence.

If you don't want to be shot, don't go to the war.

Going behind the scenes to uncover how Ibiza really works.

You need to know somebody that knows someone.

And what's at stake for the Brits who flock here?

Are you fearful that this could be the future of Ibiza?

I'm back in Ibiza.

This island, like, definitely has a little piece of my heart.

If you go down my Instagram,

you will see plenty of photos of me in Ibiza the last few years.

But this island is getting more and more expensive

as the years are going on.

I've definitely noticed it.

It's gone from seeing people on my Instagram, going out,

clubbing, to a bit more of, like,

a luxurious lifestyle that people are looking for, I think.

I'm here for the summer, to see what this influx of money looks like,

and discover how it's changing the island.

There's some more girls.

Oh, my gosh, there's so many!

A flock of girls.

Oh, my God, they look amazing.

I love it.

It's only lunchtime, but the day clubs are already busy.

In the last few years,

they've been pulling in nearly as many numbers as the nightclubs.

For years now, O Beach has been one of the day drinking,

day party destinations that most people are going to end up at.

And, yeah, I'm really excited for today.

I've been here before as an influencer,

and like many others, I got to lay on the sunbeds

and get wined and dined, in return for posting on my socials.

But today, I'm getting behind the scenes,

to find out the secret of the club's success.

Hello! Lovely to see you.

How are you? I missed you so much.

Oh, you did? Yeah, really good, really good.

You look good, babe. You still here?

That's Wayne Lineker, the owner and Gary's little brother.

He's the frontman, and with a million followers on Instagram,

he's the face of the club.

But the brains behind the operation is his business partner,

Tony Truman.

Hi, Tony. Hi darling, how are you?

I'm good. You all right?

How are you? Good to see you. Yeah, lovely to see you.

Enjoying Ibiza? Yeah.

Tony's business model has been to create a massive pool party,

where young Brits can rub shoulders with celebrities.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ed Sheeran!

Well, let's have a little look around.

Great!

It's made him a multimillionaire.

This is all the dance floor and the stage, as you can see.

Yeah.

You've obviously got all the pool beds, and things like that.

Let's have a little look back of house.

This is one of the real engine rooms.

Oh, amazing!

They all do a great job.

And now, just out the back here, we have the medical room.

You come in here later on, it's one of the busiest rooms in the club.

Really?

I think because, you know, a lot of people, they come in here

and they're wah, wah, wah, getting the drink down, and the sun,

and they get burnt, and everything like that, so they come in here,

or they've fallen over, cut their toe, banged their head, and, yeah,

if you're here later, come and have a look.

Maybe you shouldn't!

And then you come into the VIP section of the club. Yep.

When a celebrity comes here, or someone famous,

do you see an uptake in bookings, more people posting?

I think it enhances its reputation, for sure. Yeah.

You know, we get so many variety of famous people coming,

from Ed Sheeran, to glamour models, to footballers, you name it, really.

And, like, Conor McGregor as well.

But, you know, most of the people I've got to know over the years

come on my table, really.

Everyone knows the celebs aren't paying to be on Tony's table,

so how much are the guests forking out?

Hi! Hi, how are you?

I'm really good. Nice to meet you, I'm Zara.

Nice to meet you, I'm Lottie. Hello.

How are you, you OK? Good, yeah.

Is it a busy day today?

Yes, Friday's one of our best days.

Now it's the VIP, it's just so busy.

Hiya, how are you? Are you looking to buy a bed?

Yeah, so we have one up in our centre area,

we have a round bed down here, or we have VIP options.

Just, like, 1,200.

Yep, we've got that upstairs.

So, you get 1,300 euros to spend, 100 is for the hire of the bed,

then there's a small service charge in there.

Yeah?

Around 1,000 people could walk through these doors here.

If they're spending on average over 150 euros per person,

that doesn't even include the big bottles that are coming out,

and the VIP tables, and the VIP beds.

That doesn't include the food.

You know, that kind of money is just next level.

It's early afternoon in San Antonio,

where most Brits head for their summer holidays.

On the main strip between the hotels and the day clubs,

everyone's dressed to party.

So, what brings you girls here to Ibiza?

The music.

We came last year, didn't we, and it was so good?

Insane, yeah.

Like, the lights, the clubs, everything's so good.

But I guess going out, like, it's probably so...

Yeah, in the clubs the drinks are really expensive, like 20, 30 euros.

The other day we got two glasses of wine, how much was it?

64 euros.

Adding it up is a bit like, "What?"

You don't see many students here.

It's more people who've got, like, full-time jobs. Yeah.

I guess it's not really somewhere you could necessarily

afford to come if you were, like, fresh out of sixth form, you know?

See, we were lucky, because we knew we were going to come here,

we've been saving every, like, literally every month for a year.

So, we split the payments up a bit.

We'll do it every year. We'll do it every year.

We'll always, yeah.

So you wouldn't regret coming out here no matter...

Haway the lads! Haway the lads!

Haway the lads!

Jeez!

Good vibes!

Well, you can buy tickets here for events.

Let's see how much they are.

Amnesia, 55 euros.

Hi, Ibiza.

So, 65 here, 75 on the door.

95 euros to get into Shuaia.

If you want to come out here and you want to party,

you have to have the money for all of this.

I reckon you could easily spend, like, 300 euros a night here.

It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money.

Early June means one thing in Ibiza.

The arrival of the summer partygoers.

And it's not just the usual clubbing crowd,

but the wealthy and the VIPs too.

Police here go from managing 130,000 islanders to well over

half a million tourists a day, throughout high season.

At San Josep HQ, a small team of local police are bracing

themselves for the summer onslaught.

What are you expecting from tonight's shift?

Every day is different, the criminals, they take a lot

of expensive cars, they take expensive watches,

or they work with drugs.

I used to tell always that it's a small town

with the problems of a big city.

Right, let's go.

So, whereabouts are we headed to?

So, there's 8,000 people. How many of you are there?

Four. Four of you?

It's early evening on Playa d'en Bossa,

THE destination for the party crowd in Ibiza.

And, from the look of it, drug deals on every corner.

Thank you.

Police have stopped a man they're interested in talking to.

So, there's a guy here that, as we approached,

he was having a conversation with someone, and the person,

as soon as they saw the police, rode away on the scooter.

He doesn't have any drugs on his self at the moment,

so I think they're thinking that he may have thrown them

as soon as he saw the police coming round the corner.

Did you find anything? Yeah.

Marijuana and pills,

like cocaine rosa,

rose pink cocaine. Oh! Can I see it?

Yeah. All for you.

Take a look. Oh, thank you so much.

So, the police have found in the bushes some marijuana,

by the looks of things, and then also what they suspect to be

pink cocaine, all in a little tissue wrapper.

So, your colleague found this? Yes.

Where's the guy gone?

No, the guy has gone, because he didn't have anything with him.

Right. And he didn't have any police report.

So, what's going to happen with those drugs?

We are going to itemise this kind of drugs.

After that, we send to analyst, you know, in order to check which

kind of drugs they are, and then after, we destroy.

Last year, tests on 150 pink cocaine pills

found only two had any cocaine in.

Some weren't even pink.

It's actually a mix of cheaper drugs, like ecstasy

and ketamine, but it's sold as a luxury brand,

and people will pay upwards of 80 euros a gram.

This is a part of the finds of, for the drugs.

Does this, these are the drugs that you seize... Yeah.

..from people in the street? Yeah.

Wow!

We used to put about 500 finds in summer, more or less.

This is cocaine.

This is the pink cocaine? A bear.

Is that a cat? A cat? Maybe.

Or a bear or something.

Important part is the marketing.

This is why when we see pills with the image of Superman

or the image of, this is just marketing.

Even the drugs here are aspirational,

and the dealers know the right image to sell.

I've only been here a few days, and already it's clear how much

Brits are spending for their Ibizan summer.

Thousands fund their time here by working the season.

I'm having a look at some of the online rental pages for Ibiza,

to see if I can get an understanding of what kind of cost are you

looking at to rent somewhere out here.

OK, so this is the first one that pops up,

is a two-bedroom apartment in San Antonio.

You're looking at around 2,500 euros per month.

I mean, wow!

You know, people who come out here to work are working

in the tourism industry, you know, probably waitressing

in restaurants or working in clubs

and being part of the nightlife scene.

I don't think that pays particularly well,

so how are they affording to come out here,

and what, at what price?

Asking around, it seems the average shift pays anything

from 60 to 100 euros,

so people must have to do long hours to cover the rent.

So, I'm meeting a girl named Barley today.

I actually stumbled across her on Instagram and she seems to be

living out here and working out here, so I'm wondering how

she makes her money, and I want to find out a bit more about her.

Hi! How are you? Very well, how are you?

I'm good, thank you.

Nice to see you.

And you.

So, paint me a picture of what Ibiza is like.

I've been coming here for, like, the last eight years.

It's like a home from home.

It doesn't really feel like I'm on holiday, as such.

Talk to me about the, like, VIP lifestyle in Ibiza.

Is that something that,

kind of, a lot of people want to aspire to live?

Yeah, I think with, like, the incline of influencers,

people like yourself, I'm not taking away from what you do,

but I think we see that and we're like, "I wan to be invited to go

"and be on a boat with all my friends" or,

"I want to look good and get paid to go out and sit

"on Wayne Lineker's table."

The creme de la creme cherry on top is when I just sit back

on my big yacht with my sexy husband and little children being nannied.

Like, that, that's the end goal, but I know, I'm not an idiot,

you've got to work to get there.

Do you need to think outside the box,

in terms of the ways you make money?

Unless you're doing something illegal,

if you're not selling drugs, the next best thing would be, like,

online sex working, so, like, Only Fans camgirling.

Last year, I gave Only Fans a go.

I, it's full nudity, but I was, like, classy about it.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

Like, it wasn't, like, legs spread, like, everything out,

see what I've had for dinner.

It was, it was done nicely.

But when I wanted to sort of do hospitality with, like,

a higher end client, and if you put my name in and that comes up,

it doesn't really work cohesively.

How much money were you making last season, off of Only Fans?

Yeah, so I think it was around, like, say £2,000 a month,

so I could live off of that, and that funded,

like, my whole season here, my rent and everything like that.

And it would vary.

It'd be public on your profile, and then they'd go,

"Can I have, like, a dick rating?"

That was only a fiver, I'd rate it out of ten.

But if they wanted a voice note dick rating, that'd be, like, 65 quid.

And, yeah, so I did make a few thousand on that, which was nice.

Yeah, fascinating.

I'm learning a huge amount.

We can triple your salary, darling!

Just across the island, in Ibiza Town, you could be in Paris,

or even New York.

Ibiza is now the third most expensive destination

in the Med, after Capri, and St Tropez.

Just by shopping here for an hour, I could very easily spend

a lot of money, if my credit card allowed, which it doesn't.

But in my dreams,

I could spend probably hundreds of thousands of pounds here.

But I suppose that's what a lot of people come to Ibiza to do.

With nearly three-quarters of the people here

working in the tourist industry, this is the money they're chasing.

There's a whole online army of people here servicing the needs

of the super-rich, and I've come across Alice,

who runs a concierge business called Faith.

Hi! Hi! How are you?

I'm good, how are you?

Yeah, so nice to see you.

How do I get into this? Oh, wow!

Lovely car.

Alice started her company three years ago to serve

the demands of the VIPs on the island.

Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

Let's go.

So, Alice, talk to me a bit about what you do

and what a concierge service is.

So, many people, when they come on holiday to Ibiza,

they don't know where to start, really.

We can help with the whole holiday, starting with villas, hotels.

We can help with all their bookings here,

make sure they're going to the best places on the best day.

We have a lot of high-end clients here, so it's important that they're

well looked after and everything just goes as smooth as possible.

So, with that level of money, kind of, flying around this island,

is there a lot of opportunities for money to be made here?

For sure.

I think because it is such a small island,

people have the opportunity to make money here if they want.

They just have to work hard.

Hi! Perfecto.

How do we make that stay?

It's there.

That looks nice.

Alice's team are prepping a yacht a family have hired

for their daughter's 13th birthday.

Hi! Welcome.

Nice to see you.

How are you, you all right?

Daisy's dad has paid well over 100,000 euros,

for a five-day celebration.

OK, so this is your room.

I like that. Yeah? Yeah.

They got a jet here this morning.

It was amazing, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was so enormous. Oh, was it?

Like, every time we come to Ibiza, we go in a smaller jet,

but there was more of us this time,

so we've gone in, like, a bigger jet.

How are you? Yeah, all right, and you?

Tony Truman is Alice's business partner.

He hasn't invested his money, but he has handed her his contacts,

which can be just as valuable in Ibiza.

Alice and the team decorating the boat.

Happy birthday, Daisy.

Living the dream at 13.

Not a bad birthday present for a 13-year-old.

Five days on a yacht, I mean, can't complain.

This is the master room. Yeah, nice.

Yeah, lovely.

It's not as nice as mine, but it's still very nice!

Tony and Alice are charging a healthy commission

for getting their rich clients into the new elite Ibiza...

Bye! Have an amazing time!

..the best restaurants, clubs, and villas,

as well as super yachts like I've never seen before.

So, how much would this boat be to rent today?

This is 17. 17,000 for today.

Wow!

Food and drinks.

Plus fuel.

Plus fuel and tax. Yeah!

So, upwards of 20,000 euros?

Yeah, easily.

Why has the demand for this, kind of like,

VIP concierge lifestyle gone through the roof?

It's not easy to get in places now, especially in peak season.

You need to know somebody that knows someone,

and that's who we are.

The demand is huge.

Like, Alice is the fixer, so for instance, last week

we had a huge yacht arrive, and to have a mooring here is impossible.

They came over from Majorca actually,

and the captain and all of them were messaging saying,

"We really need a berth in Ibiza"

and everywhere we called was saying they're completely

sold out until I think it's October, like, the end of September.

And I managed to find one.

Wow! I mean, that's amazing.

I feel like, when you spend too much time in Ibiza,

you look at all these boats and it feels really normal.

It feels like, "Oh, we're in Ibiza! Big boats, big superyachts.

"This is just part of the lifestyle."

And then sometimes you just need to snap yourself back to reality

and think, "This is absolutely not normal in the slightest.

"This is beyond so many people's accessibility"

yet it feels like this is just the fabric of the island.

Like, this is what makes this island so luxurious.

What really sells Ibiza is the image,

and making everyone lust after the life you're living.

But flashing the cash like this gets you noticed.

It's 11.00 on Playa d'en Bossa.

This is where the two worlds of Ibiza come together,

the clubs, and the money.

It's changeover time from the day clubs to the nightclubs.

A few local police are on duty, and everyone's on the move.

It's like a stampede of people all going the same direction,

going to the same place.

Everyone wants to do the same thing on this island, right?

Everyone wants to go and have a party,

no-one wants the party to end.

People seem like they're having the time of their lives.

Yet it's definitely become, all of a sudden, very manic.

Before I know it, the police have had a call.

It was right here. You were here?

I was here. How it happen?

I was on my phone, and they came up and he was like...

And grab your watch?

Which kind of watch is it?

It's a Rolex. Rolex? OK.

How much is it worth? 20?

No, 10,000.

10,000? OK.

OK, they are going to clean you a little bit and, yeah,

they're going to stay with you. Yes.

Come, come.

It feels like quite a public place to steal someone's watch?

So, they probably would've been following him for a little bit

and watching him. Yes, yes.

Wow!

So, they can make 10,000 euros in three seconds?

It must be a horrible feeling to feel like someone's been,

like, watching you, and someone's, like, targeted you.

Kind of feels like they can just get away with it,

make a really quick escape and be out of here.

Last night was actually probably one of my scarier nights on this island.

We hear about these kinds of things a lot,

but actually seeing it was a really different experience.

I've walked down the streets all around this island,

and I've seen so many people wandering about,

wearing expenses watches and wearing expensive jewellery,

expensive designer handbags.

And I think people might be like,

"Ah, I wanna fit in with the lifestyle of this island."

You know, with this level of wealth increasing on this island,

I think the crime is changing.

The landscape of crime is changing on this island as well.

It's only the third week in June, and already this month,

there have been at least five high-profile thefts

of luxury watches.

It's Saturday night and I'm with the national police,

to join their undercover detectives, UDYCO.

Investigating big-money crime on the island,

they've never allowed TV cameras to follow them before.

They don't want us to reveal their identities.

I'm a bit nervous. Obviously, I don't know what we're going to see

and what we're going to come into contact with,

but also, you know, I'm quite excited to see them in action -

because it's not something that, I think, as a visitor to the island

and as a tourist, you really look out for.

And I think it'll change the way I see the island.

The detectives and uniformed backup are heading out in a sting operation

targeting watch thieves.

Can you tell me a bit about UDYCO and what you guys do?

Oh, wow! I can see some huge boats. Yeah.

So, this is where the wealthier people come to on the island?

In Ibiza Town, there's been a tip-off

that a watch spotter is operating nearby.

The men are detained while police run background checks on them.

One is known to police and taken away for questioning.

The other is released for lack of evidence.

The challenge for detectives is how to catch an entire gang in the act.

Can you show me some of the crime that's occurred around here?

Oh, my gosh! Wow!

It's so quick.

Yeah.

No-one knows what to do with themselves.

So, you arrested the gang. What did you find?

Half a million euros?!

Yeah, wow!

Just to get the watches. Just for the...

Quick, quick money.

With watch stealing, it's an instant hit of 50,000 euros, 100,000 euros.

One of the most expensive watches that has been stolen on this island

was over a million euros.

I mean, that just shows the kind of wealth

that is attracted to this island.

And this island is so small, so, you know,

the saturation of wealthy people driving around is huge.

It's massive. This is a...

You know, this is a playground for organised crime, really.

The wealthy are reacting to being targeted by criminal gangs.

Now, the hottest property on the island isn't just a yacht

or a diamond, it's high-end private security.

Hi, Zara? Hi! Marcus. Hello!

Nice to meet you. Nice to finally meet you as well.

Marcus runs the longest-standing private security firm on the island,

and business is booming.

Street-level crime now is very sophisticated.

The targeted watch gangs,

everybody knows here that they're from Italy -

the Neapolitan mafia, as they call them.

Some of the gangs that come here check themselves in

to four and five-star hotels for two months.

That's a working expense that's got to be covered

before they start putting money in their pockets. Wow.

Some of the higher-ranking members of these gangs

can often be seen in the VIP areas of the clubs here on the island.

They're spending 30-40,000 euros on a night out,

partying on the money that they've made stealing from the people

surrounding them in VIP.

And these stolen items, watches, handbags, where do they end up?

A client reliably informs me that he discovered a watch

that was stolen from him being sold on the black market,

no questions asked, in Dubai.

Many of Marcus's clients live up in the hills in Santa Eularia,

an exclusive area on the east coast of the island,

where they'll pay 150,000 euros a week or more for a villa.

Ibiza attracts not just the top 1%, but the top 0.1%. Mm-hm.

These are the kind of people who don't want to have to

leave their trophies and their trinkets at home when they travel.

And whenever the VIP areas are busy, you can be sure that

there's someone there identifying clients with high-value items.

And as they leave, they are passed on to the next member of the group,

who will follow them back to where they're staying.

The thieves committing these crimes are now doing it in the darkness,

out in the countryside, isolated, high-end villas,

where nobody's watching.

Ibiza has always been famous for its glamorous villa parties,

hosted by everyone from Jade Jagger to superstar DJ David Guetta.

These exclusive events are for the chosen few.

So, I've arrived at this incredible villa

to meet some of the girls from Faith Concierge,

because they are throwing this huge party today,

and I want to see what goes into throwing something like this,

and also how much money it costs to throw a huge party

in a place like this.

Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

Hi, Alice, you OK? Hi! How are you?

I'm good. Lovely to see you.

And you too. How are you? Yeah, good.

I'm good. The view's nice, isn't it?

Stunning. Do you like it?

How many staff is there going to be in total tonight?

DJ... Three cleaners. Cleaners. Musicians.

Musicians. Dancers. I've got someone from the circus.

THEY LAUGH

Security. We've got four security.

You've got security? Four security.

What kinds of things might you need security to deal with tonight?

The villa is extremely expensive,

everything around here is extremely expensive,

so we need to make sure that we respect the owner's property

and just not take any risks into our own hands, really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alice has arranged for dancers, fire-eaters and acrobats

to entertain the VIPs - no expense spared.

We need somewhere to put the aerial artists. OK.

And because there's not much floor space here,

we're now thinking on the roof.

I don't know whether it's going to work.

It's, like, a seven-metre structure, so... Oh, my gosh!

So, she's going to perform up there? Yeah. I mean, that will look sick.

I mean, it'll look sick, but... It's safe. It's stone, right?

I would never think to have aerial acrobatics at my party but

this is what these girls do and...

..they're also dealing with the problems that come with

acrobatic dancers at a party.

The ratio of staff to guests

is, like...

There's going to be 70 guests here, and 40 people working at the party.

So, how long have you got to get all of this ready?

It needs to be completed in one and a half hours,

when everyone starts to get here.

Feels like there's a lot to do.

Yeah, I trust every... I don't want to pressurise people though,

so I'm just going to let them do their thing,

and I'm sure it'll all be... In an hour or so, it should all be looking better.

Well, you do what you need to do.

OK, thank you!

Anyone who's anyone is after an invitation to parties like this,

where connections are made,

and deals are done amongst Ibiza's elite.

This party has cost over 35,000 euros.

I mean, the thing is, that's some people's yearly salary,

and someone is just spending this on one afternoon.

When money is no object,

this is the kind of party that can be pulled off.

And, to be honest,

the girls even said this is not even their biggest party.

They've had parties that have cost over 100,000 euros.

That blows my mind,

but some people, that's the life they want to live

when they come out to Ibiza.

That's what money can get you.

Hoping to get herself noticed by concierge companies like Alice's,

Barley is pursuing her latest side hustle.

Her mum's over to help out.

Everyone here wants things that look good on Instagram,

cos it's an influencers' island.

So, I'm preparing a tasting board.

It's going to be for a concierge company.

So, my biggest will go for

650 euros,

and then I charge 50 euros delivery fee.

She's always had an eye for cooking, not that she's actually cooking.

I mean, she's creating this.

I'm confident, really confident

that she will do well.

I started doing this in April this year,

and I got my first order, which was for four super yachts,

and I said, "Yeah, why not?"

But I had no kitchen, I had my large board, which is for, like,

10 to 12 people,

all laid out on a double bed with the dry produce.

And then I had to take those in a taxi on our laps

to a friend's house,

with air conditioning, and a fridge full of the meats.

So, yeah, we were up at half three preparing it,

to drop it off for ten o'clock.

And then they invited us on the boat,

so I spent seven hours on a boat

with some very rich clients.

And it all paid off.

Fake it till you make it.

Remember, all I have ever wanted is to be rich.

When you see more, you want more,

and I want to be loaded.

Why would you not want that?

And if my mum can live here and not have to worry about work,

my life's complete.

Everything else is a bonus.

That's quite a bur... I don't... Yeah.

That doesn't rest easy with me.

I don't want to say that cos I don't want it to feel that's your...

100%. I know, but...

You've worked every job under the sun

to make sure that I've never, ever missed out.

And having one parent that makes sure

that you're doing exactly the same as everyone

that has got both their parents there,

I wouldn't be able to do half the job that my mum's ever done.

So...

..that's why I do want to give her the world.

I want to give her everything, cos that's...

I've had it all.

It's nine o'clock, and back at the villa, the party is well under way.

Very cool.

Wayne Lineker and his business partner Tony Truman

are here amongst the VIP guests.

What is going on today?

Oh shit, man!

You can really tell what kind of wealth this island is attracting.

You know, just by looking around, I was definitely rubbing shoulders

with the wealthiest people probably on the island at the moment.

And then you can tell by the types of watches they're wearing,

the designer T-shirts that all the guys were wearing,

all the beautiful designer handbags.

I think Ibiza at times does give the illusion

that you're safe to display your wealth.

You know, there's security, there's private clubs,

and that definitely creates a culture of

if you've got it, flaunt it.

As the evening gets into full swing,

I'm keen to find out more about the guestlist

and who exactly are Ibiza's elite?

But before I can discovery anything,

I'm politely asked to leave.

What happens in the villa stays in the villa,

at least for tonight.

It's ten o'clock, and I've had a message from the police.

There's been an emergency call to a luxury villa.

So, we've now been called to an incident

where there's an alarm going off,

and there's been a man seen lurking around a property,

so we're going to go and check it out and see what's happened.

The property is in an exclusive part of the island.

A terrified woman has called from inside.

Everyone in Ibiza just goes wild.

They become feral.

But was she drunk? Don't say dumb shit.

I've had people messaging, offering me drugs.

"I'll meet you in the tunnel, so I can see you are alone."