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I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous...

By the power of Grayskull!

I have the power!

I have the power!

Here!

At this rate, the last wall will be rebuilt by Sundown.

We should be very proud of Eternia today.

Yuck! I'm going to be sick!

I'll check another Doomseeker.

We'll need more Earth to shore up the pillars.

Man-at-arms! Man-at-arms!

I'm very busy, Orko.

All right, what is it?

I want to help too. I'm very handy, you know.

Then please go help the King plan tonight's celebration. This is no place for a jester.

Jester, huh? I'll show him. There's gotta be something...

Ah, perfect!

Statue of stone, hear my plea.

Lighter now thy bulk shall be!

Hey!

Yikes! Made it too light.

What in the name of... Orko? Stop it now!

I can't! I've got...

I said stop!

All right!

Play it again, my dogs.

Who would have thought that jerky little pest of a jester could take down a wall faster than Skeletor?

I'm losing.

Perhaps I should recruit the jester for my legions of evil.

He at least is doing something.

Skeletor, you don't understand.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You don't understand.

I'm sorry, Skeletor.

Triclops, out.

Once I have Grayskull's secrets, Eternia will be mine.

And the key to them is here, in the ancient ruins of Zalacia.

The ramstone.

It's an ancient artifact.

They say it can pierce any barrier a man made or mistookle.

I think it's just a legend.

You're wrong.

It's there, and with it even He-Man can stop me.

And you're going to get it.

If you want it so badly, get it yourself.

What did you say?

They say the stone is guarded by an ancient wizard called the Faceless One.

I doubt my magic could defeat him.

Yours, however.

Hmm, you have a point.

But with Beastman and Trapjaw's help, I'm sure you'll prevail.

Oh, crush this magical bag of bones for you, Skeletor.

That's what I like. Enthusiasm.

Now go. I want the ramstone in my hand before dusk.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Phew. I made it.

Sorceress, it's me.

Harco, I have to talk to you.

Sorceress, please?

Phew.

Mechanic to man in arms.

Despite Arco's help, we should...

Mechanic to man in arms. Come in, man in arms.

Yes, Mechanic.

I've got three of Skeletor's thugs on the fly in the sands of fire.

They're headed for the Zalasian ruins.

Hold your position and report any further movement. I'll intercept.

Right. Mechanic out.

He-Man might be needed.

Sands of fire, here we come.

Sorceress, are you in there?

Better go back the way I...

A sorceress?

This one looks safe.

A sorceress?

A sorceress!

Help!

A sorceress! Help!

A sorceress! Help!

Help! Help!

It's after me!

Something wrong, Arco?

There was this... this thingy... and it, uh... it, uh... huh?

An illusion meant to confound invaders.

Now, what can I do for you?

I was, uh, hoping that you could, uh, send me back to Trala.

But why?

In Trala, I was a powerful sorcerer.

They called me Arco the Great.

Here, I'm nothing but a useless chaster.

Very well. I will send you home.

But the spell will take time.

You may wait in the library until it's ready.

You sure? Nothing like a good book to...

Wow! I've never seen so many books!

Oh, it is impressive, isn't it?

Who are you?

A guest. Just like you, Arco.

You know me?

Oh my, yes. You're quite prominent in the book of yesterdays.

Come.

In these pages are all the important events in Eternian history.

Big and small.

Hey! I remember this.

It was when I first came to Eternia.

Yahoo!

What kind of world is this?

It's all upside down.

Help! Someone please help me.

Huh? Somebody's in trouble.

Help!

You're stuck too tight. I'd better...

Swamp offers!

Be brave, little up, whatever you are.

My magic will save you.

Hurry! Hurry, please!

Oh!

You were certainly of use that day.

Well, I had my wand then. My magic doesn't work so well without it.

Oh. So, I guess there's no use reading further?

You mean there's more?

No.

Tarok Velantra!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Well, what are you waiting for?

Looks like this will be easier when we figure. Come on.

Demons of night, cloak me in shadow.

Hide me from sight.

What do you seek here?

That stone. You're in our way.

I see you've lost none of your power.

You.

Still wasting your talent in the service of Skeletor, I see.

Skeletor is power. Power I will share and one day take from my own.

Whatever your vile ambitions, you will not have the Ramstone.

I don't want it, but Skeletor does, and I felt I should warn you, not that you appreciate it.

Thank you. Now go.

They must be here somewhere.

Let's take them.

You three on some kind of tour?

Desert winds at your command. Wrap this place in clouds of sand.

Desert winds at your command. Wrap this place in clouds of sand.

Evil men.

She's running out on us.

We've got trouble. Skeletor's warrior stole a powerful artifact and he's going to use it to invade Grayskow.

We better get moving.

I'd only slow you down.

Go on ahead. I'll call for backup.

Behold.

Ziggles, Zaggles, Zugly Z! Show us rightless binary!

Behold! The future king of Eternia!

Orko!

What was so important about that? All I did was mess up again.

Well, you gave the king and queen the gift of laughter when they needed it most.

Oh, few gifts are as great.

Well, I never thought of it like that.

You always find a way to provide help when your friends really needed Orko, and I find that...

Evil draws near.

Hey! Wait a minute!

You've done well.

Sorcerous! Sorcerous!

What's going on?

Skeletor?

Fair! Batok!

Why not just knock with that bonehead of yours?

The humans were saved!

Batra!

Batacat!

Rest easy.

I'll finish this.

This stone can deal with any barrier, and you've always been a barrier to me.

Fair! Batok! Batra!

Men, no! You must not challenge the power of the stone!

No!

I must help Heman. He's our only hope. But you'll have to distract Skeletor.

Me? No way! I can't!

I... I...

I'll find a way.

And now for the prize. Fair! Batok! Batra!

No!

Prince Adam, you must awake and invoke the power.

No!

The Hulk or face the wrath of Grayskull!

You've got to be kidding, Jester!

I may be a Jester, but with the great jar of Grayskull in my hand, I could easily stop you.

Very well. You show me your magic, and I'll show you mine.

Fair!

Batra! Batra! Batra!

You! You tricked me!

And now I'm going to blast you. I'll clear a rock, not you!

I mean, clear a clock, troll off!

Hurry, Adam, hurry. Grayskull is in great danger, as is Orko.

Orko? Hold on, buddy.

By the power of Grayskull!

I have power!

Give me that stone, you wretched little thief!

Ooh, darkness! I'm so scared.

Hey! Scale it more! Here I am!

What?

Whoops!

Now where does that little boy go?

Ooh!

Ah, the things I do for family.

Give me the ramstone.

It fell into the abyss.

And you were of no further use.

I don't like people threatening my friends.

You saved Grayskull today, Orko.

It will be a proud memory to take back to Trola with you.

Back to Trola? What does she mean, Orko?

I kind of asked the sorceress to take back.

You saved Grayskull today, Orko.

It will be a proud memory to take back to Trola with you.

Back to Trola? What does she mean, Orko?

I kind of asked the sorceress to send me home, but I've changed my mind if that's okay with you, sorceress.

With Skeletor threatening Grayskull, we need you and He-Man more than ever.

Idiots! Cowards! Your failure cost me Grayskull!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Skeletor will trouble you no more.

Perhaps there's hope for you yet, my daughter.

Tada! And that's how you make a stone dragon.

Everybody makes mistakes, but your friends appreciate you for who you are, even when you mess up.

Uh, Orko, you sure that dragon's made out of stone?

Uh-oh!

We'll see you next time.

Aiho!

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