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[upbeat music playing]

We hereby call the first meeting of the Epic Fail Club.

Our primary order of business

is to get out frustration.

- Whoa! - Whoo!

Let's go! OK.

Let's go! OK.

[Upbeat music]

[Griffin] All right.

This is for all the times my father insinuates

that I'm an epic fail!

Ooh! You weren't the family golden boy?

Ooh! You weren't the family golden boy?

Nope.

My dad's been riding my back my whole life.

Helicoptering. Wanting me to make him look good.

He just...

doesn't want to be embarrassed

by his slacker son.

Sometimes it can take you a little while to figure out life.

I'm with you.

"We don't have time for that, son.

Don't embarrass the family name."

I'm sorry about that.

It's his fault.

He just makes it worse.

I feel like if I got this job,

he would finally get off my back, you know?

Yeah. [scoffs]

I totally get it.

It's nice to know I'm not alone.

Well, not as a founding member of our club.

Mm.

Besides, I think this ax right here,

begging you to throw it.

- OK. All right. - All right.

Jeez! [chuckles]

That was for all my mom's passive aggressive insults.

Feels good.

I need lessons from you.

Teach my your ways, Paul Bunyan.

Hmm. OK.

All in the swing. All right?

- OK. - So you gotta go up.

You don't actually throw it.

And then...

There.

- Ooh! Not bad! - Not bad!

Uh, you can't cheat like that.

Cheers. To the Bunyans.

- To the Bunyans. - [laughs]

[bright music playing]

Whoa-ho-ho!

[music fades]

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

You don't have to walk me to the door.

Oh, it's what a non-fraternizing friend should do.

Hmm. Well, thanks.

Today was exactly what I needed.

I had a great time.

And we should definitely not do this again.

Oh, well then, sadly, our Epic Fail Club

will lose half its membership.

Hmm. That is tragic.

Tragic.

If you change your mind,

I'll be your distraction any time.

I don't want my distraction to become a distraction.

Mm.

I do still need to beat you out for the job.

- So... - Yes.

You certainly do.

Now, go home.

Before I break more of my rules.

Don't forget...

I'll allow one more redemption of your gift card.

Special offer. Just for you.

I'm honored.

Good night.

[gentle music playing]

- Hey. - Hey.

Um... I was trying to...

[chuckles] Yeah, so, that needs work.

Sorry. You ready for the shift today?

Mm. If it goes better than the last one.

Mm. Well, it's not like you're gonna

dump a patient off a gurney, or anything, today.

Too soon.

I was hoping everyone would forget it by now.

Wait. What are you talking about?

Exactly.

I'm starting with a clean slate.

Hey, fam!

- On time today? - Always.

[door opening]

Is that a body bag?

Wow, they're really sticking you with the patient-dropping thing.

"Cause of death: sprained ankle."

[Griffin] It is pretty funny.

Not to me.

- Isn't the guy fine, though? - He is pretty banged up.

Chief told me he called the hospital to check in on him,

just in case we need to get out in front of any lawsuits.

Let me know if you need another night out

to get your mind off of this.

We could restart our secret club.

Hey, you can come too.

- Secret club? - [locker unlocks]

[sighs] I'm gonna go change.

You hung out with him?

Hey, it...

It was a tough day. I just...

I needed something to get my mind off of this.

It was a one-time thing.

OK.

[Dani sighs]

I really don't wanna go out there.

I'm sorry about all this.

Maybe you could hide in here all day.

I'm going to master that stupid gurney.

Way to go, Body Bag.

- [Andy] Body Bag. - [laughter]

- Body Bag! - [Dani] Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

[cheering]

OK. OK. You've had your fun. That's enough.

Stop picking on the rookie.

That's right, guys. Be nice. OK? We're adults here.

- Act professional. - Half your idea, dude.

I'm just saying, till the next person has the idea

- for the prank, you tell me. - OK.

- And then we all... - Too many words.

That bucketmouth was that big. You should have seen it.

[man] You're always catching these monsters

when I'm not around. What about Griffin?

Is he doing what he needs to do to get this job?

No worries. He's on course.

Chip off the old block.

That's good to hear.

I'm gonna let you get back to your day.

Gonna go fishing Sunday?

Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise.

I'll see you then.

Miller! [clears throat]

You get any extra flowers, bring them around the station.

I didn't not like them.

Copy that, Chief.

You know, those are made of mystery meat?

Don't care. They're delicious. What do you want?

I would like permission to work with the gurneys.

I can do it during my shift, I can come in early,

I can stay late. Whatever it takes.

You come early, you're in the way of A shift;

you stay late, interfering with C shift.

Please, I just... I want to master this skill.

If I hear either one of my shifts getting delayed

'cause they gotta reload their own gurneys, you're done.

I understand. Thank you, sir. I won't let you down.

♪ Right now

♪ Right now

♪ Don't have to have it all figured out ♪

♪ Brick by brick, stone by stone ♪

♪ Let's build something that's our own ♪

- [muffled speech] - [chuckles]

IVs on a bumpy road are hard, OK?

- No, I can tell. - I got you.

♪ Let's start now before it's too late ♪

♪ Time is slipping away

Not bad. Good form, rookie.

♪ Make this count

Hey. Wanna play?

Maybe next time.

Dominoes is a game of probability and luck.

["Life Won't Wait" by Volunteer continues]

Nice job, rook.

I'm impressed.

The catfish almost pulled you in the water.

That catfish weighed more than he did.

Check your pulse. Can you wiggle your toes for me?

OK, good.

♪ Put our doubts to rest

♪ No more no's

Nice shot, Miller.

There you go.

- Oh! - Woo-hoo-hoo!

♪ We'll make something beautiful out of this mess ♪

♪ No more somewhere or someday ♪

♪ We can't put it off, it's fate ♪

[Griffin] What time is it?

Donut time!

- [laughter] - Yeah, buddy!

Let me tell you something, son. It's always...

♪ Time is slipping away

[vocalizing]

♪ Make this count

♪ All we have is the moment we're in ♪

[grunts]

[exhales]

You've been clocked out for half an hour.

Wanna grab breakfast? My treat.

I'm in.

[music continues]

[muted speech]

♪ Life won't wait

[muted speech]

[muted speech]

♪ Make this count

[indistinct chatter]

♪ All we have is the moment we're in ♪

♪ Bring yourself, take my hand... ♪

- There you go! - Oh, that's good!

I'm an athlete.

♪ 'Cause life won't wait

- [music fades] - Dude!

You see that?

That's the weight of a grown man.

That is the weight of a grown man.

A grown man!

That's the weight of a body bag.

Whoo! Ha-ha!

- Um... - That was...

- Needs work. - Still needs work.

OK. What is a contraindication in a traction splint?

A compound femur fracture.

That is correct.

What is a contraindication for nitroglycerin?

A systolic blood pressure less than 90.

That's wrong.

What?

Just kidding. Absolutely right.

Oh, are you trying to give me chest pains?

For which I may or may not use...

- Nitroglycerin. - Nitroglycerin.

So, um...

It seems you and Griffin are hanging out a lot.

He asks a lot and he's hard to say no to sometimes.

Oh.

Just nice to have someone to laugh with

after these crazy shifts.

We laugh too.

It's just...

He and I have a lot more in common than I thought.

We're going through the same stuff,

with family and all.

So...

How's this going to affect our whole alliance thing?

Um, should I be worried?

No. No, no, no. It's... It's nothing.

I'm cutting it off.

Really?

Mm.

Chief said no fraternizing.

Well...

We hang out.

Yeah, but that's different.

So I'm just your little study buddy then?

No.

No, no, no. It's not like that.

No, it's fine.

I'm sorry, that came out wrong.

Uh, now, what are the dosages

for an adult and pediatric EpiPen auto injector?

0.3 milligrams of epinephrine in adults and 0.15 in kids.

Oh, correct!

Yeah. We really need to up our game.

Get a good team handshake.

For our alliance.

[soft music playing]

[soft music playing]

I'm on it.

- Hey, Liz. - Hey.

Do you think I could put this in the box?

I feel like it could use a little flair.

I guess it doesn't hurt. Go for it.

But clean this up after.

OK. Thank you.

- [alarm sounds] - Let's go, Body Bag.

- You're with me today. - Really? Body Bag still?

[dispatch] County Rescue. Please respond. Code three.

For general illness.

So we really have no idea what we're responding to?

That's why they label it a general illness call.

Got to be ready for anything.

Amen.

Amen.

I do that before every call.

I used to do that too.

Light her up.

[solemn music playing]

[engine starts up]

Are you doing those internet surveys?

Yeah. I heard you could make some decent money on these.

I'm already up $7.

Yeah. It's taken you an hour.

It's your turn.

OK. Maybe I could take those real estate investment courses.

And... And I've been thinking about starting a podcast.

I could get sponsors!

What's your podcast gonna be?

Interviewing first responders who paint?

Yo, that is a good idea.

I was joking.

Oh.

How? How can you win every time?

- I love you. - Mm.

Hey, Marcos. Um, I was wondering,

do you know any cool, like...

street ball handshakes?

Nah, bro. I don't play patty cakes.

I know a bunch.

Yeah, it's gonna be ancient '90s ones.

You're jealous that you didn't live in the greatest era.

- [chuckles] - [gasps]

Double A waffle?

- [Andy] Ready? - Yeah.

Watch this.

Boo-ya!

- Awesome. - [Andy chuckles]

Practice makes perfect.

Could you do, um... that again?

I believe in you.

Thank you.

- Good kid. - [phone vibrates]

[vibrates]

I'm shuffling this time 'cause you cheat.

I don't cheat, you always cheat.

- Hey. Did you see that? - See what?

That call was from Tiffany.

- Duke's Tiffany? - Who else would it be?

There's more than one Tiffany in the world.

OK. Then why did he bolt out of here like that?

I don't know.

[cards flutter]

Oh.

- That's not how you do it. - I'm getting better.

Uh, what's going on?

[solemn music playing]

Really?

Uh...

Yeah. I'll see what I can do.

[solemn music playing]

[ambulance beeping]

Good call.

Let's get it cleaned up.

Remember, I like it perfect.

Copy that, sir.

[somber music playing]

Rematch in chess tomorrow, red shirt.

Don't take it easy on me. Wanna beat you fair and square.

Of course.

[as Chief] Guess who in tarnation it is.

- Scotty? - [as Duke] Precisely.

Who might be this man of high literature and chess?

- Mm. Duke? - [as Liz] Lucky guess, chica.

Usually you are a worthless noob who can't do anything right.

That would be Liz.

Wow! Perfect score. You're good.

Or maybe it's my amazing impressions.

Hmm. Yeah.

I can't really cook or bake,

but I do have us a new handshake.

It's tricky, but it's not rocket science.

It's a secret one for our alliance.

- How was the day with Duke? - Busy.

Uh, got called on by that guy who drinks himself unconscious

and ends up in crazy places all over town.

They call him "Frequent Flyer Frank."

You know, Duke is so stern with us

but he was really sweet with Frank.

Like he was talking to his favorite uncle or something.

Yeah. Duke's amazing in the field.

You've been killing it, too, lately.

Even Chief noticed.

Really?

Yeah. I'm serious.

I might actually have to worry about you now.

[gentle music playing]

You, uh, you all right there?

Yeah. Yes. I'm good. I'm good. It's just...

That's the first time someone's told me

I might actually be good at all this.

Which is gonna make it hard to tell you...

Then don't.

I found this great new escape room.

Next Fail Club meeting could be there.

I have to say no, Griff.

I'm getting in too deep.

There's only five shifts left and I need to focus.

Do everything by the book.

OK. Sure.

Play it safe.

Well, maybe after all this is decided,

we can hang out.

Oh, so you want to be the next Ashley and Andy, huh?

[chuckles]

I'm not sure I'm ready for that.

Yeah.

You've been really sweet.

And thank you for being there for me during all of this.

A master of distraction.

I wouldn't mind being more than that.

Um...

Maybe someday.

Just...

not now.

[Dani] Uh, hey, Tim.

Timmy. Did you get any sleep last night?

I, um...

Um, not really.

Yeah. I can never sleep here either.

Saw Andy making some cookies.

You guys want me to grab you one? Midnight snack?

No, go ahead. We'll join you in a minute.

[Griffin] All right.

Don't blame me if they're all gone.

[Tim] What was that?

I thought you said you were done with Griffin.

Look...

It really is the last time.

I've heard that before.

Tim, it's no big deal. I just...

I got caught up in a little moment.

It's...

He understands me.

But... But it's not...

It's not serious. I've got it under control.

So much for our alliance.

Can't you just forget about it?

No. I can't.

And, um...

Dani...

Do what you want. Good luck.

Please, just pretend it never happened.

It's every man for himself now.

[somber music playing]

[toy ambulance clatters]

That general illness call end up being Frank?

That general illness call end up being Frank?

You know it.

How that man is still alive, I have no idea.

He's a survivor. If there was a nuclear bomb,

only thing that will be left is cockroaches and Frank.

Usually you're in here just kicking back beer.

It's been the hard stuff lately. You good?

Yeah. It's just what I like to do to wind down, man.

It's no big deal.

I'm just saying...

It's something I've noticed, you know?

I'd feel like a bad friend if I didn't ask.

You've been taking a lot of kid calls lately.

Kicks us all in the gut.

Why you talking to me like I'm a rookie

who hasn't been in the field for ten years?

Bro, I know you.

You're a perfectionist.

And it's hard to make emergencies go perfect.

Even though I know you try every time.

After all these years, man, it adds up.

You can stop with all that pop psychology.

I mean, you're strong. You're talented.

You can overcome almost anything, man,

with just sheer willpower alone.

But if you hold it in,

and you don't process it,

someday it's gonna come out, it ain't gonna be pretty.

Maybe that works for you, but not for me.

You know you don't have to be perfect all the time.

Do I have to change my seat to get some peace around here?

Nah.

It's cool.

I'm done.

[Ashley] We're loading up two patients right now.

Male. Mid 50s.

Metal beam fell on their head.

Yeah. Possible head trauma.

Suspected concussion.

- [sighs] - [winch whirring]

[Ashley] Both have sustained head wounds.

Active bleeding has been stopped though.

Hey, Tim. A little help?

- You're on your own. - [Ashley] Sure. I can hold.

Thanks.

- [Dani sighs] - Hey, Andy.

Can you spot me? Ash is on with the hospital.

Yeah, sure. Let's do this.

[Dani] All right.

- One. - Yep. We're 15 minutes out.

- [whirring] - OK.

- Wow! - Whoo!

- Impressive, Body Bag! - Right!

Does that mean the nickname can officially be retired?

With bulging biceps like that, maybe.

And that's a big maybe.

- I'll take it. - Way to go, girl.

Guess who won the battle with the gurney!

Aw, rookie!

- [cheering] - Guys, she did amazing.

Seriously.

Told you she wouldn't kill somebody.

Not bad, I mean, you've been lifting.

I have been lifting.

- She has! - I have.

Tim's acting a little frosty towards Dani.

There might be trouble in Rookieland.

I only got three rules. Are they fraternizing?

Ashley says no. I trust her.

Hmm.

You got the box on standby at that concert tonight.

What's that fella's name? Bolton Friction?

- Colton Dixon. - Right. Whatever.

Why don't you take Tim with you?

We'll separate them children for a while.

Copy that, Chief.

Three rules. That's it. Three rules.

[crowd chatter]

[Andy] These posts are usually pretty chill.

Nobody wants to hurt themselves

when they spent big money for a night out.

Which means, video game time. Wanna play Clash?

- Uh, yeah, sure. - OK.

Oh, I've been meaning to ask you.

What's going on with you and Dani?

You guys are usually pretty tight.

Hit the books all the time.

Um...

I guess that's all she really saw me as.

Someone to help her study.

Ouch.

Sorry, bro.

It's OK. Maybe it's for the best.

Keep me from getting distracted.

I really need this job.

Why's that?

My mom's not in the best shape.

She's counting on me.

She doesn't expect anything but...

They moved here to give me

the opportunities they never had.

It's the least I can do.

I gave up med school so I could provide for her.

That's noble.

Really, man.

Then Griffin messes everything up.

[Andy chuckles]

That's a tough one.

Not sure what to do about that.

But I can pray for your mom.

This whole job thing.

Really?

Of course.

I mean, I can do more than just dope pranks.

Thanks.

Father in Heaven,

I thank you for Tim.

[poignant music playing]

[music fades]

I died. Your turn.

[crowd shouting]

Hey, do you ever go check out the shows

while you're doing this?

I used to.

But not anymore. By all means, knock yourself out.

You can get pretty much anywhere with that uniform on.

Even backstage.

Just keep your radio close by in case something goes down.

Yeah. Definitely.

Um, thanks.

[Andy] Yeah. Have a good time.

- Enjoy the show, ladies. - Thank you.

- [live music plays] - [crowd chatter]

- Come on through, sir. - Thanks.

[live music plays]

[music gets louder]

[vocal exercises]

[vocal exercises]

What a joyful noise.

[chuckling]

Two minutes till show time.

Uh-huh.

All right, boys.

Let's do this.

[Colton exhales]

God, thank you so much for tonight,

for this opportunity that we have to join together

under one purpose.

God, I pray for the audience.

I pray that they see you in everything that we do.

God, we love you, we thank you.

We ask all of these things in Jesus' name.

- Amen. - [all] Amen.

- Amen. - All right, boys.

- Let's rock. - Have a good show.

- Let's do it! Come on. - Let's do it! Whoo!

Oh, man. I'm so glad they have these.

My voice is feeling tight.

Sorry, dude.

[tense music playing]

[wheezes]

[Colton chokes]

[bandmate] Are you OK?

Colton, are you OK, bro?

Hey, call 911!

[bandmate] Call 911!

- Are you a medic? - Yes, sir.

OK. Colton can't breathe.

I'm so glad you're here.

[Tim] Of course.

Stop! Stop! That lodges the obstruction back down.

Mr. Dixon, can you cough?

OK. Come on.

Walk with me. Walk. OK.

Ready?

- OK. - [grunts]

[Tim] Come on. You got this.

You've got this.

- [grunts] - One more.

[breathes heavily]

Bro, thank you.

You saved my life.

[loud cheering]

He chose a career helping people in their time of need,

and I believe that God put him right outside my door

the very moment I needed a miracle.

So, Nashville, let me hear it for Tim!

- Come on! - [loud cheering]

[song begins]

[announcer on TV] Two outs with a runner on first base.

[phone vibrates]

Hey, Chief. We going fishing Saturday?

- [Lee] Yeah, I'll be there. - All right.

I just saw the news and wanted to make sure

my boy was still the front-runner.

Huh? Hold on.

[reporter] We're here with this week's Hometown Hero,

Tim Kaminsky, a local EMT

who saved a beloved musician, Colton Dixon, just moments go.

No halo or wings here.

Turns out Colton Dixon's guardian angel...

Oh, Lordy. Here we go.

...our very own Tim Kaminsky

who's our Local Hero of the Week.

♪ How do miracles just happen like that? ♪

♪ Happen like that, happen like that ♪

♪ You can say the stars align but ♪

♪ I know that it's more than timing ♪

♪ How do miracles just happen like that? ♪

♪ Happen like that, happen like that ♪

♪ Right before I hit the ground some ♪

♪ How You came along and found me ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Right before I hit the ground some ♪

♪ How You came along and found me ♪