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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,073 (restaurant patrons talking and laughing) 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,604 - Oh, nude beach. - Ball pit. 3 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:05,990 - Strip club. - Paddle boats. 4 00:00:06,025 --> 00:00:08,095 - LINDSAY: Dildo party. - EDGAR: Turtle races. 5 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:10,526 - LINDSAY: Sex trampoline. - EDGAR: Ah, yes. 6 00:00:10,561 --> 00:00:12,143 Can we do that at the nude beach? 7 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,047 - That could be like third. - What are we doing? 8 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,316 Making a list, ho. 9 00:00:15,351 --> 00:00:16,762 Look around, guys. 10 00:00:16,832 --> 00:00:18,761 Sunday Funday is so played out. 11 00:00:18,796 --> 00:00:22,817 Oh, no. They've corporatized your cloying, fabricated, 12 00:00:22,852 --> 00:00:25,356 feckless drinking holiday. 13 00:00:25,412 --> 00:00:27,413 'Tis nothing pure anymore? 14 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:29,259 But this is our special thing. 15 00:00:29,294 --> 00:00:30,907 It's the last thing that's distracting us 16 00:00:30,942 --> 00:00:33,001 - from the constant dangers... - (glass breaking) 17 00:00:33,036 --> 00:00:34,767 EDGAR: Jesus! 18 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,250 - (exhales) - We have to do Sunday Funday. 19 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:39,549 - It's my one day off from Paul. - GRETCHEN: No! 20 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,515 No. You have two choices. 21 00:00:41,562 --> 00:00:43,594 You can either be with Paul for realsies, 22 00:00:43,649 --> 00:00:44,942 or you can dump him. 23 00:00:44,977 --> 00:00:47,545 I am sick of listening to you complain about stuff, 24 00:00:47,602 --> 00:00:49,314 - and not do shit about it. - Fine. 25 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,324 I won't bring it up anymore, bitch. 26 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:52,379 Bad friend bitch. 27 00:00:52,414 --> 00:00:54,702 Hey, you can't take Sunday Funday away from us. 28 00:00:54,737 --> 00:00:56,362 I love it, too, but, clearly, 29 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:59,167 it cannot continue in its current form. 30 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:06,149 But... maybe with a little creativity... 31 00:01:06,184 --> 00:01:07,753 (groans) 32 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,337 Well... 33 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,605 legend has it, 34 00:01:12,694 --> 00:01:15,689 there is a bar, a secret bar, so exclusive... 35 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:19,656 No. We're not doing your stupid scavenger hunt for some dumb bar. 36 00:01:19,711 --> 00:01:21,307 You pitch it every Sunday. 37 00:01:21,341 --> 00:01:23,262 It is not just a bar. 38 00:01:23,311 --> 00:01:26,347 It is a secret bar with a hidden entrance. 39 00:01:26,393 --> 00:01:28,725 A magical land full of beautiful people, 40 00:01:28,783 --> 00:01:33,239 and strong beverages, and retro decor, called a speakeasy. 41 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,245 Bye-bye. 42 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:36,803 Goddammit guys, I need this. 43 00:01:36,866 --> 00:01:38,331 I had depression. 44 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:42,168 That is a legit-ass, mental-ass illness. 45 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,531 I can't be a pilot. It's a fact. 46 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,050 Also, Jimmy's dad died. 47 00:01:46,108 --> 00:01:47,349 Yeah. About which, I didn't care. 48 00:01:47,404 --> 00:01:51,548 And I think we both deserve to have a little fun after all that. 49 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:54,539 Also, there's a bar in L.A. I can't get into. 50 00:01:54,626 --> 00:01:55,766 That is unacceptable. 51 00:01:55,801 --> 00:01:57,551 Well, accept it, 52 00:01:57,630 --> 00:02:02,137 'cause I'm not going on a scavenger hunt to find a speakeasy. 53 00:02:02,183 --> 00:02:04,410 Easily the worst development in bar culture 54 00:02:04,471 --> 00:02:08,709 since Internet jukeboxes and big ice cubes. 55 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:10,899 - (whining) - Oh. 56 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:13,757 (whimpering) 57 00:02:19,324 --> 00:02:20,953 Goddammit. Fine. 58 00:02:20,988 --> 00:02:24,211 I will come along, but I'm not solving any riddles. 59 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:25,545 Fine. 60 00:02:25,662 --> 00:02:28,539 If it keeps me out of the house... I'm in. 61 00:02:28,574 --> 00:02:30,507 Oh, can we call it Sunday Funday, anyway? 62 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,093 Absolutely. Yay! 63 00:02:33,163 --> 00:02:35,464 I have the first clue bookmarked on my phone. 64 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:38,058 The site is blank except for this dumb symbol. 65 00:02:38,105 --> 00:02:40,075 You can't click on anything. 66 00:02:41,447 --> 00:02:42,355 _ 67 00:02:44,215 --> 00:02:45,732 JIMMY: Hmm. 68 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,868 Source code. 69 00:02:48,009 --> 00:02:50,575 There. See those numbers? 70 00:02:50,661 --> 00:02:52,884 They're outside any command fields. 71 00:02:52,977 --> 00:02:54,561 It's a message. 72 00:02:54,596 --> 00:02:55,839 It's an address. 73 00:02:55,901 --> 00:02:56,710 We won! 74 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,119 Ugh, nevermind. 75 00:02:58,197 --> 00:03:00,905 - Too short for coordinates. - Maybe it's date and time. 76 00:03:00,968 --> 00:03:02,049 Dewey. 77 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,212 Do we what? 78 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,057 Dewey Decimal. 79 00:03:04,092 --> 00:03:07,669 Do... we... decimal? 80 00:03:08,299 --> 00:03:10,169 Yeah. When I'm writing money. 81 00:03:10,204 --> 00:03:11,636 Or when I get to the end of the thing, 82 00:03:11,702 --> 00:03:13,634 and you go "boop" with your pen. 83 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:16,652 - Boop. - JIMMY: Jesus Christ. 84 00:03:16,687 --> 00:03:20,624 The numbers refer to the Dewey Decimal system. 85 00:03:24,514 --> 00:03:27,574 So we should go to the library. 86 00:03:28,671 --> 00:03:31,744 ALL: Oh. 87 00:03:31,904 --> 00:03:34,560 GRETCHEN/LINDSAY: Sunday Funday 88 00:03:34,622 --> 00:03:36,417 Better than a Monday 89 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,212 Can only do it one way 90 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:39,877 And that is the drunk way 91 00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,474 Sunday Funday 92 00:03:41,544 --> 00:03:43,589 - Better than a Monday - Puzzles! Mysteries! 93 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,889 Can only do it one way. 94 00:03:44,944 --> 00:03:46,130 I got it. 95 00:03:47,543 --> 00:03:49,547 96 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:55,544 I'm gonna leave you anyway 97 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:57,921 I'm gonna leave you anyway 98 00:03:57,993 --> 00:04:00,239 Gonna leave you anyway. 99 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:05,266 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 100 00:04:09,086 --> 00:04:10,594 (sighs) 101 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,122 Ew, books are gross. 102 00:04:19,671 --> 00:04:21,748 Here Lindser, I got you a book. 103 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,251 Har-har. (gasps) 104 00:04:23,283 --> 00:04:24,669 Here's a book for you. 105 00:04:24,704 --> 00:04:28,683 It's called "How Not to be a Bitch for No Reason on Sunday Funday". 106 00:04:28,718 --> 00:04:30,004 Oh, look. Here's one. 107 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:32,080 It's called "I'm Living a Double Life, 108 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,369 "and I Can't Be Myself Around My Husband: 109 00:04:34,415 --> 00:04:37,239 The Lindsay Jillian Story", volume two. 110 00:04:37,284 --> 00:04:38,576 Where's volume one? 111 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:41,229 There is no volume one. You're just that stupid. 112 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:46,039 EDGAR: She he be doing that here? 113 00:04:46,141 --> 00:04:47,362 That's weird. Isn't that weird? 114 00:04:47,415 --> 00:04:48,899 I look at porn all the time. 115 00:04:48,934 --> 00:04:50,742 The bank, the nail salon. 116 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:54,397 That dog store on Fairfax that won't let me foster puppies anymore. 117 00:04:54,442 --> 00:04:55,500 Here we go. 118 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:57,250 (moaning) 119 00:04:57,285 --> 00:04:58,621 (scoffs) 120 00:05:04,626 --> 00:05:05,828 (gasps) 121 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:08,429 Look. 122 00:05:08,463 --> 00:05:10,708 "Speakeasies of Los Angeles." 123 00:05:10,776 --> 00:05:13,008 This must be it, right? 124 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,770 It has most of the numbers. 125 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:18,641 But then what are the extra numbers in the secret code for? 126 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:22,956 It's a page number. 127 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,317 Obviously. 128 00:05:24,395 --> 00:05:25,461 Oh, my God. 129 00:05:25,527 --> 00:05:27,817 Duh. You're so smart. 130 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:29,944 (gasps) There's a photo. 131 00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:32,871 This whole thing's just so mannered. 132 00:05:32,937 --> 00:05:35,288 A library, rare books. 133 00:05:35,323 --> 00:05:38,511 - So twee and completely... - The piano. 134 00:05:38,581 --> 00:05:40,224 Could it be something about the sheet music? 135 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,571 - Ah! That's ingenious. - It's a ragtime. 136 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:44,808 You can tell from the stride in the left hand. 137 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:47,121 What? 138 00:05:47,201 --> 00:05:48,893 I took piano lessons. 139 00:05:48,956 --> 00:05:51,147 Mom used to challenge me to see how loud I could play 140 00:05:51,246 --> 00:05:54,269 while her and her scene partner ran lines in her room. 141 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,480 Do we know anyone who knows ragtime? 142 00:05:58,513 --> 00:06:00,249 (sighs) 143 00:06:03,856 --> 00:06:07,275 God damn! These pixels look big as shit! 144 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:09,262 So I just got a fun piece of news. 145 00:06:09,319 --> 00:06:10,954 Shitstain and Jaclyn eloped. 146 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,165 - (gasps) - Oh, my God! Sweetie! 147 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,241 - That's amazing. Congratulations. - Thank you. 148 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,539 Yeah. We were in Vegas checking out Gilles Goujon's 149 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,706 new schnitzel restaurant in the Wynn, and figured, 150 00:06:20,776 --> 00:06:22,837 why not start the rest of our life today? 151 00:06:22,871 --> 00:06:25,500 Yeah. Isn't that a fun surprise? 152 00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:27,744 It puts shit into perspective, like how you can live 153 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:31,310 your whole life alone and... it's-it's fine. 154 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:33,806 I mean, I'm... (chuckles) I'm-I'm fine. 155 00:06:33,841 --> 00:06:36,371 SAM: Now, let's see, it looks like it could be 156 00:06:36,433 --> 00:06:38,552 the "Hot For Florida Rag." 157 00:06:39,294 --> 00:06:40,974 But... 158 00:06:41,503 --> 00:06:45,093 that repeating figure could be... 159 00:06:46,294 --> 00:06:47,594 Oh, tricky. 160 00:06:47,688 --> 00:06:49,332 Hold my bigifier. 161 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,537 (playing ragtime melody) 162 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:56,909 Mm-hmm. 163 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,574 It's called "Happy Toes," 164 00:06:59,657 --> 00:07:01,772 and it was written during World War I 165 00:07:01,807 --> 00:07:05,376 by Cornelius "Eight Fingers" Gimble. 166 00:07:05,451 --> 00:07:06,827 "Happy Toes"? That's the clue? 167 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:08,132 EDGAR: Oh, I don't... I don't know. I'm not sure 168 00:07:08,198 --> 00:07:10,048 how weed will affect me these days. 169 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:12,861 Actually, studies have shown that marijuana can curtail 170 00:07:12,902 --> 00:07:15,404 being completely lame. 171 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,377 JIMMY: Ha! You gave in to peer pressure. (chuckles) 172 00:07:19,412 --> 00:07:21,833 - This is really smooth. - Keep it. 173 00:07:21,868 --> 00:07:23,232 Do you want to join the scavenger hunt with us? 174 00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:25,334 - (music stops) - Hell no! I am frightened 175 00:07:25,369 --> 00:07:27,782 by puzzles and general trickery. 176 00:07:27,817 --> 00:07:30,280 The dope thing about this song is, midway through... 177 00:07:30,327 --> 00:07:32,472 blam... switches into a minor key. 178 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:36,039 So it's like "Happy Toes," but then it's like "Sad Toes." 179 00:07:36,074 --> 00:07:38,613 - (playing in minor key) - Happy toes, 180 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:40,464 sad toes... 181 00:07:42,516 --> 00:07:43,819 182 00:07:43,914 --> 00:07:46,710 _ 183 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,261 (inhales) 184 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:55,683 So, what's the clue here? 185 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:57,715 Hand job massage parlors? 186 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,213 Pupusa ladies? 187 00:07:59,248 --> 00:08:02,467 Girls wearing jeans that give them long butt? 188 00:08:03,007 --> 00:08:04,360 Poors? 189 00:08:04,409 --> 00:08:05,673 Look! 190 00:08:07,374 --> 00:08:08,810 (gasps) 191 00:08:10,336 --> 00:08:12,614 - Ooh. Ooh. - (soft grunting) 192 00:08:12,646 --> 00:08:14,849 (Lindsay groaning) 193 00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:17,346 Give us your secrets! 194 00:08:17,381 --> 00:08:19,818 I guess he's not for us. Oops. 195 00:08:19,892 --> 00:08:21,578 Paul would be so good at this. 196 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:22,723 You've said his name twice. 197 00:08:22,777 --> 00:08:24,545 Once more, you summon him like Beetlejuice. 198 00:08:24,611 --> 00:08:27,004 If you want to say something, say it to my face. 199 00:08:27,066 --> 00:08:29,219 Fine. A: You're boring. 200 00:08:29,274 --> 00:08:31,305 B: I know it's you who's been wiping boogers into 201 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:33,675 my glove box, and C: you're a liar. 202 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:35,499 You told me to wear my stains on the outside! 203 00:08:35,562 --> 00:08:37,185 You can't even let Paul know you have stains. 204 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:39,364 You and me... we're in a fight now! 205 00:08:39,411 --> 00:08:41,510 - Good! - (phone ringing) 206 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:45,066 (gasps) Ow! 207 00:08:45,226 --> 00:08:46,649 Ow! 208 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,845 WOMAN (over phone): Sigh for me now. 209 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,354 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 210 00:08:52,425 --> 00:08:53,402 Sigh for me now. 211 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,193 She wants us to sigh for her? 212 00:08:55,228 --> 00:08:56,893 - Sigh for me now. - How do you sigh again? 213 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,029 (both sighing) 214 00:08:58,064 --> 00:08:59,814 Sigh for me now. 215 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:02,214 - (all three sighing) - JIMMY: "Sigh for me." 216 00:09:02,268 --> 00:09:03,447 - Cypher. Cypher. - (sighing) 217 00:09:03,487 --> 00:09:05,490 It's a cypher. It's a code! 218 00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:07,946 Cypher the words "me now" on the keypad. 219 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,748 Six, three, six, six, nine. 220 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,586 - Six, nine. - (laughs) - Nice. 221 00:09:15,004 --> 00:09:16,177 Nothing's happening. 222 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:18,179 (loud clink in phone) 223 00:09:18,289 --> 00:09:20,648 Oh, my God! I mean, yes. 224 00:09:20,683 --> 00:09:22,385 It's cool, that. 225 00:09:22,617 --> 00:09:25,006 - (gasps) It's a key! - Baby key. 226 00:09:25,061 --> 00:09:27,136 How are we supposed to know what it's for? 227 00:09:27,171 --> 00:09:28,432 Where you going? 228 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,198 LINDSAY: Oh, no. We scared that man so much, he dropped his typewriter. 229 00:09:34,272 --> 00:09:36,187 He was for us. I knew it! 230 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:38,312 And what was the plan if we hadn't scared him? 231 00:09:38,399 --> 00:09:40,235 Hand it to us? Stupid. 232 00:09:40,267 --> 00:09:42,581 It's okay to admit that you like this, Jimmy. 233 00:09:42,628 --> 00:09:44,723 I just want to find this bar so that I can tell 234 00:09:44,765 --> 00:09:46,707 whoever made this amateur game 235 00:09:46,774 --> 00:09:49,210 what a minor league effort it is. 236 00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:50,603 - (both gasping) - What the...? 237 00:09:50,651 --> 00:09:51,803 GRETCHEN: Oh, my God! 238 00:09:51,838 --> 00:09:53,878 - That's insane! - Okay. 239 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,136 That's quite clever. 240 00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:57,826 The masturbating homeless man's computer took the photo. 241 00:09:57,887 --> 00:10:00,426 But why photos of us? What does it mean? 242 00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:02,160 That we're the bar. 243 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:03,975 - The bar's inside us. - (Gretchen gasps) 244 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:05,665 There's something on the back. 245 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,719 It's a map. 246 00:10:07,754 --> 00:10:08,896 But of what? 247 00:10:10,055 --> 00:10:11,646 Looks like titty veins. 248 00:10:11,693 --> 00:10:12,634 (giggles) 249 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:15,293 Train lines, maybe? 250 00:10:15,328 --> 00:10:17,210 Do we know anyone who's knowledgeable about trains? 251 00:10:17,245 --> 00:10:19,555 Paul is a long-time t... No! 252 00:10:19,614 --> 00:10:21,381 Beetlejuice, bitch! 253 00:10:24,772 --> 00:10:28,477 (crowd chatter) 254 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,146 W?i, everybody. 255 00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:33,527 I bring Boba, or bubble tea. 256 00:10:33,562 --> 00:10:36,711 Oh, no! Aah! Oh, no! 257 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:39,711 - I'll just have a sip of yours. - No, you won't. 258 00:10:41,814 --> 00:10:44,208 You girls and your antics. (laughs) 259 00:10:44,263 --> 00:10:47,739 Okay, so, the blank map 260 00:10:47,796 --> 00:10:52,696 you sent me is indeed the old Pacific Electric Railway system. 261 00:10:52,774 --> 00:10:57,252 And you see here is the one spot they erased from your map. 262 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,675 We are standing in the exact spot 263 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:04,014 of the missing Red Car station for what is now known as "Chinatown," 264 00:11:04,047 --> 00:11:06,233 or... (speaking Chinese) 265 00:11:06,303 --> 00:11:08,719 It's got to be the fortune cookie factory. 266 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,954 - (gasps) - (exhales) 267 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:13,729 Come on, Lindser. 268 00:11:13,764 --> 00:11:16,621 Don't you want to come with your husband whom you love so? 269 00:11:16,656 --> 00:11:19,585 Yes, Lindsay, do come! 270 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:21,086 I'm busy. 271 00:11:21,121 --> 00:11:22,231 Oh. 272 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,934 - (sighs heavily) - Okay, well... 273 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,535 (Paul speaks Chinese) 274 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:28,113 How's it going? 275 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,000 I went off my meds because my dick didn't work, 276 00:11:31,054 --> 00:11:32,761 and now I'm totally freaked out by everything, 277 00:11:32,816 --> 00:11:37,003 but this pot is mellowing me out, so, 278 00:11:37,079 --> 00:11:39,215 that's an illegal temporary fix. 279 00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:41,732 - (rhythmic drumming) - How about you? 280 00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:45,922 I have to Gone Girl myself and start over where nobody knows me. 281 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,762 I'm the hottest girl by, like, millions, 282 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,531 because, you know, America. 283 00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:53,755 - (firecrackers popping) - You know, the scariest thing for me 284 00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:57,287 was to decide that I needed to try to figure out my stuff on my own, 285 00:11:57,322 --> 00:11:59,709 not just what they tell me to do. 286 00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:02,559 Maybe before you do something drastic, 287 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:04,573 why not just try the thing you're most afraid of? 288 00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:06,433 You mean ask Paul to accommodate my needs 289 00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:08,753 within the confines of the marriage? 290 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:10,791 You had that right in the chamber, didn't you? 291 00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:13,455 I mean, sure. 292 00:12:14,377 --> 00:12:15,992 Why not? 293 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,677 So everything triggers you? 294 00:12:17,712 --> 00:12:19,907 - (fireworks popping) - Oh, yeah. 295 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,652 I'm worse than ever. Even, like, small noises 296 00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,899 or someone yelling will just send me, like, to... 297 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,521 Edgar? Turn around. 298 00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:31,492 (drumming, firecrackers popping) 299 00:12:38,065 --> 00:12:40,121 Has that been going on for a while? 300 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:43,080 Holy shit. 301 00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:45,381 I didn't even flinch. 302 00:12:49,593 --> 00:12:51,479 I'll be right... I'll be right back. 303 00:12:52,028 --> 00:12:55,087 "The sun always shines after a downpour." 304 00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:57,785 Well, first of all, meteorologically inaccurate. 305 00:12:57,869 --> 00:12:59,810 Second of all, meaningless. I don't think the clues 306 00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:02,376 - are in the fortunes. - (Paul groans) 307 00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:04,559 I shouldn't have inhaled all that slippery shrimp. 308 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:06,920 I'd already chugged the egg drop soup. 309 00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:08,830 And that whole fried fish. 310 00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:11,101 I have such a weakness for Cantonese, Sichuan, 311 00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:13,833 Shandong and Zhejiang cuisines. 312 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:17,045 Jiangsu I'm a little iffy on. 313 00:13:17,872 --> 00:13:21,410 Ooh. Anything to eat in there? 314 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:22,677 (Edgar panting) 315 00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:25,681 Immersion therapy. 316 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:28,349 (siren wailing, train bell clanging) 317 00:13:28,382 --> 00:13:30,184 (shouting): Are you sure about this? 318 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:32,887 (train whistle blowing, Edgar inhales) 319 00:13:34,884 --> 00:13:36,887 320 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,366 Do it! 321 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:45,734 Ah 322 00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:49,905 Ah 323 00:13:52,272 --> 00:13:54,308 Ah 324 00:13:56,578 --> 00:14:00,714 Ah 325 00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:04,386 As the day sets into the sky 326 00:14:04,419 --> 00:14:08,256 Bottle rockets 327 00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:11,893 Mothers are calling 328 00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:15,763 It's time to come home 329 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,900 Oh 330 00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,136 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 331 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,405 Oh 332 00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:26,942 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 333 00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:29,910 Oh 334 00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:32,280 It's time to come home 335 00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:35,283 Ooh-upa, ooh-upa, ooh-upa 336 00:14:35,315 --> 00:14:37,785 337 00:14:37,819 --> 00:14:41,990 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 338 00:14:42,022 --> 00:14:44,593 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 339 00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:48,497 Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh... 340 00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:51,800 (Edgar groans) 341 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,651 Hey. Hey, wait. 342 00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:54,969 Oh, stop. 343 00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:56,604 (sighs) 344 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,180 You okay? 345 00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:00,141 (sighs, panting) 346 00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:03,443 (panting loudly) 347 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,005 I did it. 348 00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:07,066 - (laughs) - GRETCHEN: Okay. 349 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:08,487 Come on, guys. Let's get serious. 350 00:15:08,556 --> 00:15:10,445 - What's the next clue? - (mocking): What's the next clue? 351 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,584 - Stop it! - Stop it! 352 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:15,188 There is nothing here. We have wasted a whole day! 353 00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:16,847 Look. Look. 354 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:19,256 - Oh, look, look. - Shut up, asshole, 355 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,713 and look at the dragon! 356 00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:23,682 You are a genius. 357 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,466 (inhaling) 358 00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:27,756 That's it. 359 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:32,172 (beeping) 360 00:15:33,327 --> 00:15:34,708 If it gave me a virus, I'll... 361 00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:36,343 (chimes) 362 00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:38,887 - GRETCHEN: Holy shit. - It's taken over my phone. 363 00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,558 Give me back my phone! 364 00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:44,685 (slow beeping) 365 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:55,733 This way. 366 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,875 (steady beeping) 367 00:16:04,976 --> 00:16:07,046 (beeping accelerating) 368 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:11,667 (rapid beeping) 369 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,201 - (phone dinging) - This has to be it. 370 00:16:14,332 --> 00:16:15,671 I'm tired. 371 00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,120 Let's just go to a bar. 372 00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:19,196 PAUL: This does seem fruitless. 373 00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:21,676 Plus, my stomach isn't quieting down. 374 00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:24,243 Yes, Jimmy. You got this. 375 00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:26,403 Go, boy. Get us to that bar. 376 00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,611 It's the symbol. 377 00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:30,185 Right there. 378 00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:33,328 The wire is the arc. 379 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,753 The street is the line. 380 00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:38,975 GRETCHEN: The house is the triangle! 381 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,198 It's the house. 382 00:16:40,264 --> 00:16:41,880 The bar is the house! 383 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:44,932 384 00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:46,800 Of course it's gonna look like not the thing. 385 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,896 That's the whole stupid point of stupid speakeasies. 386 00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:50,985 (knocking) 387 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,413 - (exhales) - Yeah, but... 388 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,265 this really doesn't look like the thing. 389 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,505 Shut up. Have faith. 390 00:16:55,576 --> 00:16:57,078 (people speaking indistinctly inside) 391 00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:00,713 _ 392 00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:02,918 (woman speaking Spanish) 393 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,706 Oh, uh... 394 00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:07,412 I'm sorry, wrong address? 395 00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:09,802 _ 396 00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:14,966 Well, great, Gretch. You wasted 397 00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:17,465 - this entire Sunday Funday. - You have been 398 00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:20,001 a gigantic bitch all day, and I'm sick of it. 399 00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:23,855 Oh, are we seriously gonna do this? 400 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,600 Because I've been waiting my whole goddamn life to do this. 401 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,793 I was born to do this! 402 00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:31,024 They were too happy. 403 00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:36,285 They were too happy. No families are happy! 404 00:17:36,317 --> 00:17:37,585 (grunting) 405 00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:38,972 They were actors. 406 00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:41,099 Jimmy, I think this is over. 407 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:45,982 No. In battle, we risk all for a taste of the immortal. 408 00:17:46,052 --> 00:17:48,333 In retreat, sure, we lose nothing, 409 00:17:48,391 --> 00:17:52,783 but what we gain is far worse than nothing: 410 00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:53,851 Ignominy. 411 00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:56,103 And shame. 412 00:17:56,136 --> 00:17:58,157 We don't give up because they make us. 413 00:17:58,222 --> 00:18:00,550 We give up because we're lazy! 414 00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:03,612 Or would rather drink and watch Treehouse Masters. 415 00:18:03,644 --> 00:18:06,682 Plus, no one tells my girl she can't go to their bar! 416 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,925 I can go anywhere! 417 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:11,528 Except Nina's... she's mad for some reason. 418 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:12,487 And Ye Rustic. 419 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:15,061 The Ace Hotel. Saddleranch. Sagebrush Cantina. 420 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,045 The Alcove. 4100. The Tap Room at the Langham. 421 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,464 Oh, my God. How was I supposed to know Wolf Blitzer was married? 422 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,628 Once more unto the breach. 423 00:18:27,235 --> 00:18:28,971 (both yelling) 424 00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:30,717 GRETCHEN: It's gonna be somewhere weird! 425 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:32,561 A closet, a wardrobe, the fridge! 426 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,627 Go! 427 00:18:33,809 --> 00:18:34,940 _ 428 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:36,415 _ 429 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,257 _ 430 00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:38,753 _ 431 00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,119 _ 432 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:43,182 - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - (shouting) 433 00:18:43,217 --> 00:18:45,327 Ha. Nice touch. 434 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:48,568 _ 435 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:50,187 Upstairs. 436 00:18:50,383 --> 00:18:51,220 _ 437 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,661 - Huh? - _ 438 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,362 I don't understand what you're saying. 439 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:56,496 _ 440 00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:58,661 Ooh, flautas. 441 00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,414 _ 442 00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:01,198 Mexico's spring roll. 443 00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:02,730 _ 444 00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:11,165 (screaming) 445 00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:12,817 - Oh, nice acting, dummies. - _ 446 00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:14,147 - It's got to be in here. - _ 447 00:19:14,181 --> 00:19:15,035 _ 448 00:19:15,108 --> 00:19:16,365 _ 449 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:17,525 _ 450 00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:18,616 _ 451 00:19:18,651 --> 00:19:19,847 _ 452 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:20,969 _ 453 00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:23,441 (toy squeaking) 454 00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:25,858 _ 455 00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:28,287 I really thought they were actors. 456 00:19:28,357 --> 00:19:30,168 It's okay, Jimmy. We tried. 457 00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:32,652 It's cool, man. 458 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,870 Why are you so relaxed? 459 00:19:34,902 --> 00:19:36,742 Exactly. 460 00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:39,311 Wait, the police let you keep your drugs? 461 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:40,560 So incompetent. 462 00:19:40,595 --> 00:19:43,889 - (stomach grumbling) - Excuse me! It is with great distress 463 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,170 that I must ask for a moment of privacy. 464 00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:49,342 No, Paul! You are not using the toilet in here. 465 00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:50,948 PAUL: Were that I could make it so, wife, 466 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,219 but the situation has become dire. 467 00:19:53,254 --> 00:19:54,923 GRETCHEN: Lindser, I'm sorry. 468 00:19:54,956 --> 00:19:57,225 Even though it's super boring for me, 469 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,515 and believe me girl, it is like TED Talk boring. 470 00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:03,062 But it's my job to listen no matter what. 471 00:20:03,097 --> 00:20:05,905 - (panting) - LINDSAY: But you're right. 472 00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:08,709 Sometimes I do wish he would just disappear. 473 00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:09,981 (wall closes) 474 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,711 (gasps) 475 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:16,386 I'm a witch. 476 00:20:17,409 --> 00:20:19,914 I wish for $100. 477 00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:21,450 Gather 'round quick. 478 00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:30,825 (latches opening, all laughing excitedly) 479 00:20:36,463 --> 00:20:39,467 (Edgar giggles) 480 00:20:56,351 --> 00:20:59,454 (jazz music playing, people talking indistinctly) 481 00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:03,124 (applause) 482 00:21:03,656 --> 00:21:05,188 Welcome, players. 483 00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:08,630 You have traversed a great and difficult distance. 484 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,279 Congratulations. 485 00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:13,161 A night like no other awaits. 486 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,036 JIMMY: Thank you. 487 00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:16,513 My, it was an ordeal indeed. 488 00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:18,368 I have so many questions! 489 00:21:24,171 --> 00:21:26,311 Two rye Manhattans please. 490 00:21:26,346 --> 00:21:27,758 That'll be $42. 491 00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:29,758 Oh, my God, you got to be shitting me. 492 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,411 I'm sorry, Jimmy. This place sucks. 493 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:36,665 Speakeasies are lame. 494 00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:38,187 Well, I told you. 495 00:21:38,392 --> 00:21:40,185 But I found it for you. 496 00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:42,773 - I beat them. - We wanted each other to be happy. 497 00:21:42,825 --> 00:21:43,859 Pfft. 498 00:21:46,532 --> 00:21:48,611 (gasps) Ah, there you are. 499 00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:50,559 Excellent work with the QR code. 500 00:21:50,594 --> 00:21:52,234 Let-let me ask you about the, uh... 501 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:54,335 masturbating homeless man. Was he... 502 00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:56,344 Why didn't you want to be with me today? 503 00:21:57,781 --> 00:22:01,916 Paul, I can't pretend to be someone I think you'd like anymore. 504 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,695 If we have any chance, I have to tell you what I want, 505 00:22:04,752 --> 00:22:07,041 and you have to decide if you can live with it or not. 506 00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:10,448 All I've ever wanted is the real Lindsay. 507 00:22:10,499 --> 00:22:11,467 Tell me. 508 00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:15,075 - Your wish is my... - I want to bone other guys. 509 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,094 - Physically. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 510 00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:20,450 (sing-songy): No, no, no. Jimmy. 511 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:22,496 What? 512 00:22:22,556 --> 00:22:23,487 You can't do that. 513 00:22:23,569 --> 00:22:26,113 - That would break my heart. - No, Paul, 514 00:22:26,148 --> 00:22:28,559 it's for us. 515 00:22:28,594 --> 00:22:30,496 You can watch. 516 00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:32,723 I mean, I'd like you to watch. 517 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:35,917 I want to be a family, but I also want to be happy. 518 00:22:36,602 --> 00:22:39,188 You want me to be happy, right? 519 00:22:43,718 --> 00:22:46,769 - I consent. - (gasps) Yay! 520 00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:47,580 Mm! 521 00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:49,750 I love you so much. 522 00:22:49,788 --> 00:22:52,185 This is going to be so good for us. 523 00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:56,071 (exhales, then soft chuckle) 524 00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:57,825 Family. 525 00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:59,908 Oh, it's right time... 526 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:02,035 JIMMY: Hello, hipster dorks 527 00:23:02,075 --> 00:23:03,386 - (music stops) - of the speakeasy. 528 00:23:03,421 --> 00:23:05,017 - (man whoops) - My name... 529 00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:07,456 is Jimmy Shive-Overly. 530 00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:10,427 And I'm gonna sing you a song! 531 00:23:12,653 --> 00:23:14,155 (jazz music plays) 532 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,926 Happy toes 533 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,838 Time to say good-bye to woes 534 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:23,731 Every Jack and Jill knows 535 00:23:23,801 --> 00:23:26,597 She's the gal for me 536 00:23:27,995 --> 00:23:29,771 Happy toes 537 00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:32,621 Happiness I will impose 538 00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:33,540 From New York 539 00:23:33,575 --> 00:23:35,897 To Idahos 540 00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:40,267 'Cause I'm in L.O.V.E. I'm in love 541 00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:42,447 This is the last Sunday Funday, isn't it? 542 00:23:42,482 --> 00:23:44,717 - Oh, yeah. - ...decompose 543 00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:47,790 Smiles fell like dominoes 544 00:23:47,825 --> 00:23:51,734 I've lost my gal 545 00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:54,800 So if you see her, tell her please 546 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:55,500 That... 547 00:23:55,550 --> 00:24:00,100 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37340

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