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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,355 --> 00:00:19,358 (UKULELE PLAYING) 2 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:35,908 Se�or, your trasheritas are ready. 3 00:00:38,476 --> 00:00:39,979 (SNIFFS) 4 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:43,216 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 5 00:00:46,818 --> 00:00:48,287 Redonk. 6 00:00:50,622 --> 00:00:51,973 We did it, dipshit. 7 00:00:51,974 --> 00:00:53,374 Casa Vernon y Paul 8 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:55,560 is finally reality. 9 00:00:56,434 --> 00:00:57,736 (WOMAN'S VOICE): Dr. Barbara? 10 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:02,499 (BEEPS ELECTRONICALLY) 11 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:06,103 Oh, shit. 12 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:17,966 (BEEPS ELECTRONICALLY) 13 00:01:17,967 --> 00:01:19,155 What heaven is this? 14 00:01:19,156 --> 00:01:21,845 It's here. But it's also home. 15 00:01:22,591 --> 00:01:24,109 - But... - (BEEPS) 16 00:01:30,863 --> 00:01:32,913 ? ? 17 00:01:32,914 --> 00:01:34,433 (WOMAN'S VOICE): Doctor. Dr. Barbara! 18 00:01:34,434 --> 00:01:35,916 Dear God! 19 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,651 - (SUSTAINED BEEP) - Wait. 20 00:01:37,652 --> 00:01:39,687 - I-I need a second. This is wrong. - WOMAN: Wake up. 21 00:01:39,688 --> 00:01:41,522 - I don't understand what's happening. - WOMAN: Wake up! 22 00:01:41,523 --> 00:01:42,550 Wait a second! 23 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:44,826 - What's happening?! - WOMAN: Wake up! 24 00:01:44,827 --> 00:01:46,927 (HEART MONITOR FLATLINING) 25 00:01:46,928 --> 00:01:49,597 - Doctor! What did you do? - MAN (OVER PA): Code Blue 26 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:51,299 - in OR three. - WOMAN: Get Cheryl on the phone. 27 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,467 - VERNON: No. No. No, no, no. - Get another tray in here. 28 00:01:53,468 --> 00:01:54,848 - Below 90 and dropping. - No. No. No! 29 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:55,855 Move it, now. 30 00:01:55,856 --> 00:01:57,161 - Get gloves. - Code Blue in OR three. 31 00:01:57,162 --> 00:01:58,806 NURSE: Get Dr. Weiss in here immediately. 32 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:00,393 We're losing her! 33 00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:08,382 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway ? 34 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,614 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway ? 35 00:02:10,615 --> 00:02:12,947 ? Gonna leave you anyway. ? 36 00:02:13,707 --> 00:02:19,482 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 37 00:02:27,019 --> 00:02:29,322 ? ? 38 00:02:36,861 --> 00:02:39,013 Whoa. 39 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:40,832 Who burned your hot rod? 40 00:02:41,866 --> 00:02:43,902 Fancy a drive? 41 00:03:03,722 --> 00:03:05,625 Mmm. 42 00:03:07,726 --> 00:03:09,443 Mmm. Good job, player. 43 00:03:09,444 --> 00:03:10,605 Walk of shame. 44 00:03:10,606 --> 00:03:11,946 Macking on skeezoids 45 00:03:11,947 --> 00:03:14,482 - all night. - I macked on zero skeezoids. 46 00:03:14,483 --> 00:03:16,984 Doug made me the on-set writer. 47 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:19,320 You got a promotion. 48 00:03:19,321 --> 00:03:21,132 - That's great. - (SCOFFS) Yeah, that's what I thought, 49 00:03:21,133 --> 00:03:23,392 but turns out set is a nightmare. 50 00:03:23,393 --> 00:03:26,394 I tried to give Paul F. Tompkins a note, and he threw 51 00:03:26,395 --> 00:03:27,789 a Caesar wrap at my head. 52 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,398 Farts. Sorry, bud. 53 00:03:29,399 --> 00:03:31,166 They make you eat lunch in the middle of the night. 54 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,653 Some crew guy kept telling me rape jokes. 55 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:36,070 Do you think I was sent there 56 00:03:36,071 --> 00:03:37,440 as some sort of punishment? 57 00:03:37,441 --> 00:03:39,941 - Well... - (RINGTONE PLAYS) 58 00:03:39,942 --> 00:03:41,576 Paul keeps calling me. 59 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:43,946 - Can you make him stop? - No. 60 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:45,613 He's kind of scary these days. 61 00:03:45,614 --> 00:03:48,316 He's got a tattoo of a cartoon frog on his thigh. 62 00:03:48,317 --> 00:03:51,085 There's nothing tougher than that. 63 00:03:51,086 --> 00:03:52,881 Where's Jimmy?! 64 00:03:52,882 --> 00:03:54,078 (PANTING) 65 00:03:54,079 --> 00:03:55,512 Why do you look like a tampon? 66 00:03:55,513 --> 00:03:57,057 I messed up so bad, you guys. 67 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:59,027 I zoinked out and nicked an artery. 68 00:03:59,028 --> 00:04:01,463 - I never should've operated. - Vernon, you need to go home. 69 00:04:01,464 --> 00:04:02,831 I can't go home. 70 00:04:02,832 --> 00:04:06,168 The hospital cops are staking it out, fo' sho! 71 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:08,269 Plus, Becca will murder me dead. 72 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:11,672 (YAWNING): I got to rest my eyes. 73 00:04:11,673 --> 00:04:13,475 Linds, by the way, 74 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:16,662 your bazingers are straight up b... 75 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:40,307 ? ? 76 00:04:52,437 --> 00:04:54,789 I never asked you how you got this car. 77 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:55,857 Didn't you? 78 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:56,992 (CHUCKLES): I got it from... 79 00:04:56,993 --> 00:05:00,529 No. I don't want to know now. 80 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:03,198 Well, you didn't ask because you didn't want to know? 81 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:05,533 I had other things on my mind. 82 00:05:05,534 --> 00:05:07,535 ? So, tell me, what should I be dreaming of? ? 83 00:05:07,536 --> 00:05:10,157 I liked telling you everything, though. 84 00:05:12,202 --> 00:05:13,336 Me, too. 85 00:05:14,961 --> 00:05:16,485 You ruined that. 86 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:24,138 ? Who's gonna love you now? ? 87 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:30,019 Look, a tunnel. 88 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:32,747 Ooh, let's hold our breath and make a wish. 89 00:05:32,748 --> 00:05:33,862 No, thanks. 90 00:05:33,863 --> 00:05:35,197 I know what I'm wishing for. 91 00:05:35,198 --> 00:05:37,053 (GRETCHEN INHALES) 92 00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:39,968 ? Sayin' yeah ? 93 00:05:39,969 --> 00:05:41,870 ? Can't you hear the solar system ? 94 00:05:41,871 --> 00:05:44,004 - ? Sayin' yeah ? - (BRAKES SQUEAK) 95 00:05:44,005 --> 00:05:46,559 - ? Can't you feel the solar system... ? - Ah. 96 00:05:47,993 --> 00:05:49,563 Oh. Eh. 97 00:05:50,696 --> 00:05:52,012 (LAUGHS) 98 00:05:52,013 --> 00:05:54,482 ? Sayin' yeah ? 99 00:05:54,483 --> 00:05:55,884 ? Can't you hear the solar system ? 100 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:57,652 ? Sayin' yeah ? 101 00:05:57,653 --> 00:06:00,907 ? Can't you feel the solar system sayin' yeah. ? 102 00:06:01,907 --> 00:06:03,824 (EXHALES) 103 00:06:03,825 --> 00:06:05,393 (LAUGHS) 104 00:06:05,394 --> 00:06:07,748 (PHONE CHIMES) 105 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,167 LINDSAY (OVER PHONE): Vernon showed up covered in blood. 106 00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:13,768 I think he did something really bad. 107 00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:15,437 Vernon finally did it! 108 00:06:15,438 --> 00:06:17,105 (LAUGHS) What? 109 00:06:17,106 --> 00:06:19,494 I had, like, March of next year. 110 00:06:19,495 --> 00:06:20,782 What did you have again? 111 00:06:20,783 --> 00:06:22,776 - October this year. - Ah. 112 00:06:22,777 --> 00:06:25,280 - Damn it. You won. - (PHONE CHIMES) 113 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:26,715 LINDSAY (OVER PHONE): Becca won't pick up. 114 00:06:26,716 --> 00:06:28,016 She's probably drunk with Walter. 115 00:06:28,017 --> 00:06:29,618 - Help. - False alarm. 116 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:30,903 Becca's alive. 117 00:06:31,738 --> 00:06:34,204 _ 118 00:06:34,205 --> 00:06:35,450 Take me to my car? 119 00:06:35,451 --> 00:06:36,858 (SIGHS) 120 00:06:36,859 --> 00:06:38,593 I'll drive you there. 121 00:06:38,594 --> 00:06:39,928 Sounds like the Barbara clan 122 00:06:39,929 --> 00:06:41,930 have finally Chernobyl'd themselves. 123 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:44,398 I need to witness the fallout in IMAX. 124 00:06:44,399 --> 00:06:46,561 (OVER PHONE): This is Becca. 125 00:06:46,562 --> 00:06:48,136 Leave a message. And if this is Liquor Barn, 126 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:50,572 I hereby authorize you to leave the wine on the front porch. 127 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:52,567 I am over 25... 128 00:06:52,568 --> 00:06:54,074 - barely. - (LINE BEEPS) 129 00:06:54,075 --> 00:06:56,043 Bec, it's me. Pick up. 130 00:06:56,044 --> 00:06:58,713 Pick up. Pick up. 131 00:06:58,714 --> 00:07:01,811 - Not how voice mail works. - Pick up, pick up. 132 00:07:04,031 --> 00:07:06,316 Why is Jimmy driving us? 133 00:07:06,317 --> 00:07:07,622 He wanted to help. 134 00:07:08,518 --> 00:07:10,253 Why didn't you leave town? 135 00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:13,255 May be a change of plans. 136 00:07:13,256 --> 00:07:14,729 - Just shush. - (PHONE CHIMES) 137 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:18,165 She just texted me a picture of her titties from some bar. 138 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:19,454 - Want to see? - Seen them. 139 00:07:19,455 --> 00:07:20,467 Show me. 140 00:07:20,468 --> 00:07:22,069 DUTCH (OVER PHONE): It's a lovely day at D.B. Industries. 141 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:23,170 This is Dutch. 142 00:07:23,171 --> 00:07:24,572 Dutch, it's Edgar. Put Doug on. 143 00:07:24,573 --> 00:07:26,341 Doug's out of town. Where you at? 144 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:28,009 I was on set all night. 145 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,444 (DUTCH LAUGHS) 146 00:07:29,445 --> 00:07:31,246 ? I want to wrap myself up ? 147 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:33,415 ? In your loving ? 148 00:07:34,494 --> 00:07:35,677 BT dubs, 149 00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:37,608 - you're welcome. - For what? 150 00:07:37,609 --> 00:07:39,645 You. Jimmy. 151 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:41,589 Hanging out all nice. 152 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:43,501 So what? 153 00:07:43,502 --> 00:07:46,155 Sew buttons. I made this happen. 154 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:48,997 I "grouched" Boone. 155 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:51,299 You hid in a trash can? 156 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,176 - What did you say to him? - I just suggested 157 00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:56,603 he pump the brakes on your relaish. 158 00:07:56,604 --> 00:07:57,822 Ow. 159 00:07:57,823 --> 00:08:00,341 This is the worst thing you have ever done to me! 160 00:08:00,342 --> 00:08:01,870 I did it for Olivia. 161 00:08:01,871 --> 00:08:03,673 You have no idea what you did. 162 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,895 BECCA: Where are we going? 163 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:07,982 We're taking you to your husband. 164 00:08:07,983 --> 00:08:11,486 - No! No. No, no, no. - Whoa. 165 00:08:11,487 --> 00:08:13,215 - No. No. No. No. - Come on. 166 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:15,316 Okay. Okay. 167 00:08:15,317 --> 00:08:17,057 No. 168 00:08:17,058 --> 00:08:19,293 - No, no, no. No. Mmm. - Easy. 169 00:08:19,294 --> 00:08:22,857 Hey. You okay, sis? 170 00:08:22,858 --> 00:08:24,299 N-No. 171 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,699 Why not? 172 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:26,771 (COUGHS) 173 00:08:27,597 --> 00:08:29,002 I'm just not okay. 174 00:08:29,003 --> 00:08:30,805 You can tell me. 175 00:08:31,405 --> 00:08:33,340 I help people now. 176 00:08:33,341 --> 00:08:34,975 When's the last time you were happy? 177 00:08:34,976 --> 00:08:36,190 Never. 178 00:08:39,364 --> 00:08:40,944 When I was pregnant. 179 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:43,413 Ugh. 180 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:45,784 I'm gonna get a Lyft 181 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:47,489 to the Palisades. I need answers. 182 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:49,862 Well, I'll drive you there after we drop Becca off. 183 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,384 What's one more stop? 184 00:08:52,612 --> 00:08:55,029 BECCA (SLURRING): What's happening? 185 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:57,472 Uh, where are you taking her?! 186 00:08:57,473 --> 00:09:00,268 We still have credits on Golden Tee. 187 00:09:00,269 --> 00:09:01,336 Walter! 188 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:03,070 Wait for me. 189 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,607 I love you! 190 00:09:05,608 --> 00:09:08,071 Becca! 191 00:09:19,004 --> 00:09:22,306 - LINDSAY: Vernon, wake up. - VERNON: Whoa. 192 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:24,342 Did we finally knock boots? 193 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:26,051 How many times did I gaz? 194 00:09:27,619 --> 00:09:30,371 Oh, man! You narced me out! 195 00:09:30,372 --> 00:09:32,408 You fell asleep during surg? 196 00:09:32,409 --> 00:09:35,778 I was tossing a new hip into old Fay Yoder and passed out. 197 00:09:35,779 --> 00:09:37,446 I'm so tired, boo. 198 00:09:37,447 --> 00:09:39,847 - Is she dead? - I don't know, dummy. 199 00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:42,451 I ran out of the hospital, smashed my phone on a rock, 200 00:09:42,452 --> 00:09:44,968 and taped the SIM card to a stray dog. 201 00:09:45,462 --> 00:09:47,255 I got no insurance. 202 00:09:47,256 --> 00:09:48,790 What?! 203 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,224 I let my insurance lapse. 204 00:09:50,225 --> 00:09:51,248 (GASPS) 205 00:09:51,249 --> 00:09:52,556 I'm calling the hospital. 206 00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,362 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 207 00:09:54,363 --> 00:09:55,795 Gi... Give me my phone! 208 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,283 No! 209 00:09:59,218 --> 00:10:00,435 Here you are. 210 00:10:00,436 --> 00:10:01,803 What do you want, Paul? 211 00:10:01,804 --> 00:10:03,471 I need a letter of recommendation. 212 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,864 The adoption agency says I'll have a better chance 213 00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:07,241 with a character witness. 214 00:10:08,102 --> 00:10:09,310 You're getting a baby? 215 00:10:09,311 --> 00:10:10,745 I'm trying. 216 00:10:10,746 --> 00:10:13,281 I was rejected from most reputable agencies 217 00:10:13,282 --> 00:10:15,082 because of my recent foray 218 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,842 into incendiary political movements. 219 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:19,888 I didn't know what they stood for. 220 00:10:19,889 --> 00:10:22,090 I-I just thought they were a bunch of guys who dressed well 221 00:10:22,091 --> 00:10:24,168 and felt picked on, too. 222 00:10:24,169 --> 00:10:26,227 (SIGHS) 223 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:29,430 I just want someone to love and take care of. 224 00:10:29,431 --> 00:10:30,832 But who am I kidding? 225 00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:33,501 They'll never pick me. 226 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,236 What are these texts to Walter?! 227 00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:37,405 Why'd you write you want to "suck the gay out of him 228 00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:39,240 through his dick hole"? 229 00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,908 Because I'm not happy! 230 00:10:40,909 --> 00:10:42,430 VERNON: You're not happy? 231 00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:44,812 I'm not happy! No one's happy! 232 00:10:44,813 --> 00:10:46,902 - I'm not happy. - Paul's not happy. 233 00:10:46,903 --> 00:10:49,738 BECCA: I don't care if Paul's happy. I'm talking about whether I'm happy. 234 00:10:49,739 --> 00:10:52,019 - PAUL: Yeah, but I'm not happy. - VERNON: Who cares if you're happy? 235 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,856 - PAUL: I'm not happy. - VERNON: I'm happy. 236 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:55,691 - I'd like to be happy, too. - BECCA: I was born special, 237 00:10:55,692 --> 00:10:57,860 and I was born deserving happiness, and now look at me, 238 00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:59,646 I'm miserable, I'm married to you. 239 00:11:05,618 --> 00:11:07,435 I need to talk to Doug. 240 00:11:07,436 --> 00:11:09,871 Sorry, man. He's meeting with Ra�l Castro and Al Franken 241 00:11:09,872 --> 00:11:12,600 at the Ministerio del Interior. 242 00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,208 Shit, I didn't tell you that. 243 00:11:14,209 --> 00:11:15,943 I need someone to tell me 244 00:11:15,944 --> 00:11:18,547 - what's going on. - MAX: I can explain. 245 00:11:18,548 --> 00:11:20,635 I'll leave you two alone. 246 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,238 I'll be in the float tank. 247 00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:26,020 First we get split up, then I get exiled to set, 248 00:11:26,021 --> 00:11:28,843 and now you're ducking my calls? What did I do? 249 00:11:28,844 --> 00:11:31,359 I-I mean, I don't, I don't mean to be overdramatic and assume 250 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,862 - it's me or anything, but... - No, it's you. 251 00:11:33,863 --> 00:11:36,330 I told Doug I don't want to work with you anymore. 252 00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:37,732 You triggered me. 253 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:40,202 Telling me about sad things and poor people... 254 00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:41,951 Why would you put that on me? 255 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,404 I'm having trouble sleeping. 256 00:11:43,405 --> 00:11:45,861 I have PTSD from your war stories. 257 00:11:46,658 --> 00:11:49,510 I have PTSD from war. 258 00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:51,245 You know, Max, 259 00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:53,014 I'm starting to think you're just some rich kid 260 00:11:53,015 --> 00:11:55,750 - who's never had any adversity. - It's totally true. 261 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,485 The worst day of my life was in eighth grade 262 00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:59,388 when my dog Clarice got hip dysplasia. 263 00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:00,755 Oh, no. Did she die? 264 00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:02,658 No, she's fine. We got her a drone. 265 00:12:03,746 --> 00:12:05,413 Come on, girl. 266 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:07,513 (DRONE BLADES WHIRRING) 267 00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,866 - (WHIMPERS) - She's 20. 268 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,686 She can't see or hear you. 269 00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:20,007 I thought I was ready to get in the muck with you, 270 00:12:20,008 --> 00:12:22,877 but it turns out I just want to chill out with simple people 271 00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:25,717 who don't make me sad, like Dutch and Seth MacFarlane. 272 00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:27,951 - (SCOFFS) - But you don't deserve to be on set. 273 00:12:27,952 --> 00:12:30,217 Paul F. Tompkins is a bad, bad man. 274 00:12:30,218 --> 00:12:31,620 We were at a party once in Venice, 275 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:33,473 and he stuffed a crow into a dishwasher. 276 00:12:34,406 --> 00:12:35,875 I'll get Doug to fix it. 277 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:38,717 Thanks. 278 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:39,860 (SIGHS) 279 00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:41,881 Okay, bye-bye. 280 00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:50,304 That looked bad. 281 00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:52,274 Oh, no. I mean... (CHUCKLES) 282 00:12:52,275 --> 00:12:54,709 Max can't be my friend anymore, but... 283 00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:55,987 he's a good guy. 284 00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:58,579 Uh, no, he's not. He's repulsive. 285 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:01,582 And not because he has a 13-year-old's mustache 286 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,285 and calls Manhattans "hatties," 287 00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:07,306 but because he puts conditions on your friendship. 288 00:13:09,273 --> 00:13:11,559 I mean, I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing 289 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,562 for my personal growth were I to try to be more available 290 00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:17,197 for your stories and whatnot. 291 00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:20,267 Uh, at this point, I think that might be too weird. 292 00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:22,336 Okay. Phew. 293 00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:24,271 You know... 294 00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:27,092 maybe it's time I be my own main dude. 295 00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:30,353 I'm gonna walk for a bit. 296 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,632 Good luck. 297 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,586 So, should I... 298 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,234 Should I take you back? 299 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,940 Not yet. 300 00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,621 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING, WAVES SPLASHING) 301 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,615 It's cold A.F. out here. 302 00:14:02,616 --> 00:14:04,717 Oh, I have my flannel in the car. 303 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,852 - I'll get it for you. - No! 304 00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:08,775 This time, I'll get it. 305 00:14:08,776 --> 00:14:11,142 Oh... (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 306 00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:16,581 ? ? 307 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:28,391 ? ? 308 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,601 Hey. 309 00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:03,761 I'm moving in with Boone. 310 00:15:12,835 --> 00:15:14,053 (SIGHS) Well... 311 00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,255 that's good news, isn't it? 312 00:15:16,256 --> 00:15:17,973 Yeah, it is good. 313 00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,136 We're down a road. 314 00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:24,413 He has a kid. She's cute. 315 00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:30,159 - Why? - He asked. 316 00:15:31,274 --> 00:15:33,158 He put himself out there. 317 00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:37,533 He said he wanted me, and that means something. 318 00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:40,963 But you're leaving town, right? 319 00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:44,568 The bags in your trunk. 320 00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:47,886 Yeah. Yeah. 321 00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:50,106 Yeah, I'm moving to Cape Coral. 322 00:15:52,187 --> 00:15:54,824 I heard you can swim in Hemingway's pool. 323 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,110 I just thought I should say good-bye. 324 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:06,424 I'm glad you did. 325 00:16:08,539 --> 00:16:10,758 If it's possible, 326 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:12,692 one day... 327 00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:15,713 I'd still like to know you, Gretchen. 328 00:16:18,815 --> 00:16:21,303 You know that's never gonna happen. 329 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,710 I know what needs to happen. 330 00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:33,147 Paul, you are going to pay Becca 331 00:16:33,148 --> 00:16:35,266 to surrogate your baby. 332 00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,522 (ALL LAUGHING) 333 00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:39,719 No. 334 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,555 - Lindsay, that's truly insane. - He isn't. 335 00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:44,291 Paul, you deserve to have a family, 336 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:47,629 even if you have lesbian hair and hate Thelma & Louise. 337 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,430 When two women take the law into their own hands, 338 00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:51,964 they're considered heroes. 339 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:54,000 But when Sheriff David Clarke... 340 00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:55,635 No! No. 341 00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:58,971 Becca, you guys are going to need money 342 00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:01,240 to cover the inevitable lawsuit. 343 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,977 Besides, you were the happiest you've ever been 344 00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:06,580 when you were pregnant. 345 00:17:06,581 --> 00:17:10,116 Everyone gave me presents and wanted to touch me. 346 00:17:10,117 --> 00:17:11,751 Where am I going to get an ovum? 347 00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:13,519 Just use mine, already. 348 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,858 Of course, that will heavily increase my fee. 349 00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:19,327 Paul's got so much love in him. 350 00:17:19,328 --> 00:17:20,962 He's not going away. 351 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:23,529 Maybe now the Cottumaccio family cycle 352 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,531 will finally get broken. 353 00:17:25,532 --> 00:17:28,034 Um, Tallulah is a great baby. 354 00:17:28,035 --> 00:17:29,604 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Mm... - Eh... 355 00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:31,035 I mean, is she? 356 00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:32,472 And Vernon? 357 00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:34,308 In. I'm in. 358 00:17:34,309 --> 00:17:37,110 (PAUL CHUCKLES) 359 00:17:37,111 --> 00:17:39,881 I guess I'll have my lawyers draw up a contract. (LAUGHS) 360 00:17:39,882 --> 00:17:41,281 Just as long as I get to watch. 361 00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:43,450 Ew! They do it in a lab. 362 00:17:43,451 --> 00:17:44,785 To be discussed. 363 00:17:44,786 --> 00:17:46,205 (PHONE CHIMES) 364 00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:58,259 I'm a helper. 365 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:02,254 Like that glove that makes hamburgers. 366 00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,097 (BRAKES SQUEAKING) 367 00:18:19,368 --> 00:18:21,538 I'm sorry I burned your car. 368 00:18:29,311 --> 00:18:31,380 (SNIFFLES) 369 00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:36,553 ? ? 370 00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:05,783 This guy hadn't even seen a computer 371 00:19:05,784 --> 00:19:07,352 till I introduced it to him. 372 00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:09,490 I think I should get at least a million for that. 373 00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:11,069 - (WHITNEY AND NEIL CHUCKLE) - BOONE: Babe! 374 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,221 We just cracked this Malbec. You remember Whitney. 375 00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:15,629 - Oh... Hi! - Hi! Whitney! 376 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:18,632 - Gretchen? How are you? - So nice to see you, yet again, 377 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,183 - here, now. - Yeah, of course. 378 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:25,416 Gretchen, will you help me with my poster for science class? 379 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,288 Sure, kiddo. Go get your crayons. 380 00:19:27,289 --> 00:19:30,311 No flesh color, 'cause racism. 381 00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:33,383 Neil was just telling us about growing up with Mark Zuckerberg. 382 00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:35,549 NEIL: We invented this game using bottle caps. 383 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,051 And the next thing I know, 384 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,919 he's published it in the school paper, 385 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,111 with his name as the only author. 386 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,991 I couldn't believe it. 387 00:19:42,992 --> 00:19:45,198 To this day, I have not joined Facebook. 388 00:19:45,199 --> 00:19:47,327 - (GRUNTS) - (SCREAMS) 389 00:19:47,328 --> 00:19:48,647 - Oh, shit! - (NEIL GROANS) 390 00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:50,919 I'm sorry, Boone. I had to do it. 391 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,334 That's not Boone! That's Whitney's husband! Mm... 392 00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:56,570 Uh... what is your name again? 393 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,205 - Neil! - Neil, right. 394 00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,767 Wait, so is this the single mum that you finger-bombed? 395 00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:02,357 What?! No! 396 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:07,581 Is there anyone in this house who hasn't fingered my wife?! 397 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,682 Olivia can hear you. 398 00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:11,019 I don't care! Olivia hates me! 399 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,121 I overheard her the other day calling me Fatty McFartface. 400 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,338 Well, she is the fartface! 401 00:20:16,872 --> 00:20:19,093 - Don't call my kid a fartface. - (GROANS) 402 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,880 You do not touch me ever again! 403 00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:24,198 - Boone, I'm sorry... - (GRUNTING) 404 00:20:24,199 --> 00:20:25,632 - (SHOUTING) - Oh, God. 405 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,515 - Get, get... - Let go, Boone! 406 00:20:27,516 --> 00:20:30,585 - Get off him! Now! - (GROANS) 407 00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:33,350 We're leaving! Screw all of you! 408 00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:34,894 (WHIMPERS) 409 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:38,979 (PANTING) 410 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:42,317 Gretchen, I know this man represents acceptance 411 00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:46,347 and security and nights binging prestige dramas, 412 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,750 but I couldn't live one more day if I didn't at least fight 413 00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,920 - for another chance... - Hey! No. 414 00:20:50,921 --> 00:20:52,355 - Hmm? - You're done, Jimmy. 415 00:20:52,356 --> 00:20:54,523 No, no! Lay off! The three months I spent away 416 00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:58,861 from you made me realize exactly what a terrible mistake I made! 417 00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:01,364 You don't know how sorry I am! I'm so sorry. 418 00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:03,532 - (BOONE GRUNTS) - No! 419 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:07,036 You don't get to apologize! 420 00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:10,373 I didn't leave Lindsay's shithole apartment for that 421 00:21:10,374 --> 00:21:11,776 entire three months! 422 00:21:12,536 --> 00:21:14,443 I bought in, 423 00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:19,214 finally, after a lifetime of being too goddamned scared, 424 00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:21,150 and you punished me for it! 425 00:21:21,151 --> 00:21:23,886 Hey, hey, it's okay. Stop. Just... 426 00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:26,992 (PANTING) It just confirmed what I have always known. 427 00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:29,625 At the end of the day, I'm unlovable. 428 00:21:29,626 --> 00:21:31,560 Fundamentally. Always have been. 429 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:34,419 And you fell for me? Joke is on you! 430 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,598 Gretchen, no. (STAMMERS) 431 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:41,087 My leaving had literally nothing to do with you! 432 00:21:41,088 --> 00:21:43,874 I am tremendously messed up. 433 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,442 (PANTING) No, you left because I suck. 434 00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:48,924 I left because I suck. 435 00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,717 Do you really think you're unlovable? 436 00:21:50,718 --> 00:21:52,481 JIMMY: You are very lovable! 437 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:54,483 Shut up. You are very lovable. 438 00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:57,925 Look, yes, I got scared. But I have changed. 439 00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:01,156 I saw your bags packed in your car. 440 00:22:01,617 --> 00:22:03,532 Why would I be with someone 441 00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:06,648 who is always ready to bounce when things get rough? 442 00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:10,324 See? Gretchen is happy here. 443 00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:14,303 I am a nice, successful, stable person, 444 00:22:14,304 --> 00:22:17,098 and you're a bad guy who left a girl on a hill. 445 00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:20,943 And you only asked me to move in because Lindsay told you not to. 446 00:22:21,697 --> 00:22:23,868 - No, I was going to anyway. - Gretchen, please. 447 00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:25,874 - It's just, maybe not at that time. - Every single day, 448 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,554 - I have met these people... - But I was going to... 449 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,962 Stop! 450 00:22:30,176 --> 00:22:31,570 Oh, my God. 451 00:22:31,571 --> 00:22:33,455 You guys are right. 452 00:22:33,456 --> 00:22:36,625 My stupid parents made me feel like I wasn't enough, so I 453 00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:39,328 wait around for someone to tell me I'm worthy? 454 00:22:39,329 --> 00:22:41,115 That's insane. 455 00:22:41,116 --> 00:22:43,351 I don't want to do that anymore. 456 00:22:43,352 --> 00:22:45,401 (PANTING) 457 00:22:45,402 --> 00:22:47,061 Guys, I'm sorry. 458 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:50,032 I choose... 459 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,664 (PANTING) 460 00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:53,228 I choose... 461 00:22:54,697 --> 00:22:56,164 myself. 462 00:23:02,669 --> 00:23:05,072 ? ? 463 00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:09,825 (DOOR OPENS) 464 00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:11,411 (DOOR CLOSES) 465 00:23:13,712 --> 00:23:16,049 (SNIFFLES) 466 00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:24,358 (ENGINE STARTS) 467 00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:31,447 Jimmy! Jimmy! 468 00:23:31,448 --> 00:23:33,401 (BRAKES SQUEAK) 469 00:23:42,241 --> 00:23:44,460 (EXHALES) 470 00:23:44,947 --> 00:23:46,048 Why? 471 00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:48,850 You fought for me. 472 00:23:50,835 --> 00:23:52,534 (SNIFFLES) And, besides, you looked so sad 473 00:23:52,535 --> 00:23:55,371 when I left, I realize I now have the power to destroy you. 474 00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:57,291 And why would I give that up? 475 00:23:59,758 --> 00:24:01,743 (DOOR OPENS) 476 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,542 Shit. Drive. 477 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,332 (TIRES SCREECH) 478 00:24:10,169 --> 00:24:11,673 Farts. 479 00:24:15,275 --> 00:24:17,445 (SIGHS) 480 00:24:21,748 --> 00:24:24,151 (BRAKES SQUEAKING) 481 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:28,323 Oh, by the way... 482 00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:33,335 Yeah. 483 00:24:33,943 --> 00:24:35,263 Okay. 484 00:24:38,097 --> 00:24:40,500 ? ? 485 00:24:45,604 --> 00:24:47,607 (SIGHS) 486 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:58,887 So, what are we thinking, October? 487 00:25:06,078 --> 00:25:07,943 October could work. 488 00:25:07,944 --> 00:25:10,710 - (CHUCKLES) - (HORN HONKS) 489 00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:12,869 - What the hell is wrong with you?! - Who honks like that?! 490 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:14,283 - What are you, an ambulance? - How dare you! My fianc�e 491 00:25:14,284 --> 00:25:15,784 - and I are talking! - Didn't think so! 492 00:25:15,785 --> 00:25:17,153 - You should just wait! - You stupid cow! 493 00:25:17,154 --> 00:25:19,856 - Jesus, some people. - Really. 494 00:25:19,857 --> 00:25:22,024 ? Has got a violent streak ? 495 00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:25,795 ? I think my face looks like glass ? 496 00:25:25,796 --> 00:25:29,464 ? But my body feels plastic ? 497 00:25:29,465 --> 00:25:33,468 ? Melt me into a bottle ? 498 00:25:33,469 --> 00:25:35,805 ? I wish that I was a baby ? 499 00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:37,539 ? Sucking on myself ? 500 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:41,310 ? Boogie down to the water ? 501 00:25:41,311 --> 00:25:44,880 ? I thought that maybe ? 502 00:25:44,881 --> 00:25:48,817 ? I could be the lake's daughter ? 503 00:25:48,818 --> 00:25:52,988 ? Because I float like an infant inside of it ? 504 00:25:52,989 --> 00:25:56,558 ? Wait, it's too late ? 505 00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:57,659 ? 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