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[typing]
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[knocking at door]
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Come in.
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About what you said earlier,
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the whole dating a 40-something guy
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in publishing.
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- I...
- I'm sorry.
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Can you...
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[whispers] Sorry.
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Please stop apologizing, Liza.
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You didn't embarrass yourself.
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I did.
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No, you didn't. It's...
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Okay, you did.
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- But...
- What do we do now?
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Right.
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? I'm tired of talking,
talking, talking ?
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? Talking ?
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? I've been nothing but good to you ?
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? 'Cause I've been
nothing but good to you ?
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? Your howling into the night won't do ?
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? And I'm tired of talking,
talking, talking ?
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? Talking ?
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Ohh!
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Okay.
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[laughs]
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[inhales deeply]
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Girl?
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Ooh, rough night?
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Rough sex.
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Best I've had in...
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Yeah, best I've had.
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[sighs] It was just a dream.
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With that J guy?
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Ooh, Josh?
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Uh, Charles.
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Oh, let me guess. You two were reading.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Doing crosswording.
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No, it's just my subconscious
working overtime
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after Charles put his
feelings out there yesterday,
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which I'm still freaking out about.
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Oh, God, you two and all your feelings.
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Just do it.
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"It," as in go have sex with Charles?
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Yeah, what's the big deal?
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It's an office flirtation.
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Just get it over with.
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Consummate and deflate.
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Oh, that's your advice? Bang your boss?
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It can't all be gold.
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Well, that can't happen
for so many reasons.
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No, I have to ignore my dream
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and march into his office
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and just shut this
workplace romance down.
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Repression... healthy
way to start your day.
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[upbeat music]
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- Synced and corrected by AngMeng -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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You know that holds more liquid
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than the average human stomach, right?
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- Kelsey?
- Hmm?
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I'm sorry. God.
I'm a little scattered today.
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I did not sleep last night.
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Yeah, I was tossing and
turning last night too.
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I mean, why am I even going to work?
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It's a minefield.
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Charles blames me for
Zane poaching LL Moore.
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He's probably looming
outside my office right now.
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Charles doesn't loom.
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He's a giant. Liza, he... he looms.
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Well, then don't go to the office, then.
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Like, skip school?
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No, no, I mean just go
straight to PitchFest.
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Oh, my God, that's today.
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No, no, I cannot go put on a fake smile
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and listen to those hopeful amateurs
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pitch me their "Gone Girl" rip-offs.
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PitchFest is that bad?
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It's like auditions for "The Voice,"
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only you can't turn your chair away.
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Nope, no, I like your first idea better.
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Can you please cover for me?
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Of course.
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Rest up.
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[sighs]
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Wow.
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? ?
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Charles?
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He's not coming in.
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Oh, uh, did he say why?
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Isn't it obvious?
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This has never happened,
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not even during Hurricane
Sandy when our power went out
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and he marched his thoroughbred
thighs up 40 flights.
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So brave.
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Kelsey's office is empty too.
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Did she run away with her boyfriend,
the big game poacher?
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She's... working from home today.
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Pathetic attempt, Liza.
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But after this LL Moore fiasco,
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I can't blame her for
making herself scarce.
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This upstate vacay will
do wonders for you, dude.
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Okay, forget about work.
Forget about Zane.
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I can't if you keep reminding me.
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But hey, forget your emails.
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Dude, this will be a
healing retreat, okay?
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Just you and me.
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It'll be like an episode of "Girls,"
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except... except we like each other.
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Whoa.
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Was I high,
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or did I hear you leave,
like, two hours ago?
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I'm taking a mental health day.
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Or days. It's almost the weekend.
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What are you talking about?
It's Wednesday.
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Hey, Hector has loaned us
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his house on the Hudson, all right?
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There is a medium hot
tub and a hot hot tub.
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- Two hot tubs.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
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One's for soaking. One's for stroking.
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Hector's words, not mine.
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Do you want to join?
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Kelsey, no! It's girlscation.
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I'm sorry; there are no Adams allowed.
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It's fine. Uh...
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Guess my friend here won't
be invited either, so...
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Well, actually, you know,
it could be kind of handy
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having a house boy.
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Yes! You're hired.
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- Yeah!
- Give it here.
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- Here.
- [laughs]
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[upbeat drum intro]
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[lively jazz music]
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Edwina Dethridge
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is just an ordinary
girl from Poughkeepsie
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until one day, she discovers
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she has an identical twin sister
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who is a queen of an
alien race of spiders.
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So Edwina is a spider.
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No?
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? ?
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You ready?
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Now, Lucky is a washed-up
coach in his 50s.
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But this is a Millennial story,
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because the object of
his desire is young,
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like Lolita young, hmm?
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? ?
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A girl sees a murder on a bus,
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but she's a crackhead,
so no one believes her.
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And her memory's all messed
up 'cause of the crack,
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so it's like maybe she didn't see it;
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she did it.
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So it's like, uh, "Girl on the Train."
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Not at all. It happens on a bus.
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? ?
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[phone chimes]
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_
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Hi. Liza, right?
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Yes, I'm Pauline. Nice to meet you.
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Oh, my God, you must be exhausted.
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- [sighs]
- [laughs]
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I have never been around
so much nervous energy,
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and I've survived two
Peppa Pig concerts.
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[laughs]
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So I don't know how this works.
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- Do I just...
- Oh, your pitch.
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Yes, of course. Just jump right in.
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Okay, um, well...
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my book is kind of
"Primates of Park Avenue"
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meets Nora Ephron's "Heartburn."
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- You had me at "Heartburn."
- Oh, good.
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Roman � clef?
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Um, sort of, yeah.
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Creative Writing 101:
Write what you know.
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I got married, had kids,
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did the things you're meant to do.
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And I also sort of let my
husband steer the ship,
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which moored us on the Upper East Side,
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and, whoa, was I out of my depth.
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Pickups, drop-offs,
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hosting and attending charity events.
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I had no time to work, even freelance.
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So before I knew it,
I just lost sight of who I was
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as a writer, as a woman.
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Ugh, it's gonna sound
selfish and ungrateful,
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but... married life stifled me.
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I just needed to escape.
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I mean, I was losing it.
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I just needed a break.
I needed a little...
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Marriage vacation.
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Yes, you get it.
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You totally get it.
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But is it too heavy for Millennial?
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I mean, I read about you guys
in "EW"'s "29 under 29,"
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so I know you skew a lot younger.
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Would it be more of an Empirical book?
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You know, actually,
I think it could appeal
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to Millennial readers
as a cautionary tale...
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you know, understand what marriage is,
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go in with eyes open.
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Oh, I love that take.
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Look, it's just a work in progress.
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I don't even have a title yet.
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But could I email you some chapters?
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Yeah, I... please. Please do.
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I would love that.
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Thank you. It's so nice to meet you.
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Good luck with all these people.
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? ?
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House boy reporting for duty.
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[laughs]
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This place is a dump.
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Oh, it's the pits.
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- There you go.
- Yes.
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Are you still working?
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Don't tell Lauren.
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Oh, you creepin', Kels?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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God, vain much?
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Surprise shaman!
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So I recently graduated
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from my online shamanic studies course.
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Best 40 bucks ever spent, by the way.
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And then I went on Darknet,
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and I ordered everything
needed to brew ayahuasca.
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- What?
- Yes!
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Now we can finally access
the parts of our brains
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that we're born with and we die with.
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Okay, wait, my buddy
Sky went and did this
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in Joshua Tree, and he came back
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with one blue eye, one brown.
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They used to be green.
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[gasps] Oh.
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- Josh? Josh!
- No!
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That shit is sacred, okay?
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Not to be messed with.
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You either do it in Peru
or you don't do it at all.
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- [phone ringing]
- You're fired!
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Liza. Hey.
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Oh, my God, thanks for covering for me.
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I'm sure it's a total shitshow.
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It is, but I did hear
one amazing pitch...
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mature, sophisticated.
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I think it could really
expand the Millennial brand.
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I already have the first
couple of chapters.
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You want to read?
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I will, but I'm kind of
disconnecting upstate.
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Oh, okay. By yourself?
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- No, Lauren's here.
- Hi!
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Hey. Good, I'm glad you're not alone.
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All right, I'll just...
I'll leave you to it.
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Okay, I'll see you in the city.
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Uh, why didn't you say Josh was with us?
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Oh.
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Uh...
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no reason.
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? ?
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? ?
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[laughs] Oh, my God.
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- We should just stay here.
- Yup.
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I'll get a bar job,
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commit to my passion for day drinking.
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Ooh, yes, and I'll run the
ghost tours in Sleepy Hollow.
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Josh could open a tattoo shop.
266
00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:14,596
[gasps] Dude, I knew it.
267
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,340
You knew what?
268
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,383
Wait, clearly, it was my
shamanic energy, okay?
269
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,325
I have been shipping you two
since you moved in together.
270
00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:22,607
I have been offering
you up to the universe
271
00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:24,089
as a pair bond, and she has heard me.
272
00:11:24,169 --> 00:11:26,231
Namaste!
273
00:11:26,331 --> 00:11:29,115
Speak English, please.
274
00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,358
You're in love with Josh.
275
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,042
Wha... no?
276
00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:35,884
Ah, okay, okay. So wait.
277
00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,726
He's in love with you,
and you're just what?
278
00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:39,589
You're just serving him
up some pity clitty.
279
00:11:39,669 --> 00:11:41,972
Yeah, that's sad, Kelsey, but,
you know, I've been there.
280
00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:45,376
No, Josh and I are friends. That's all.
281
00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:47,879
No, no, that is exactly how
these things always start, dude.
282
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,962
Have you seen a single
Cameron Diaz movie?
283
00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:54,308
Listen, I know this is hard
for you to understand,
284
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:56,631
but not everyone wants
to screw the crew.
285
00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:58,794
[laughs] No, it's gonna
happen, dude, okay?
286
00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:01,503
The universe wills it so.
287
00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,400
Yo!
288
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,282
Yo. [laughs]
289
00:12:05,382 --> 00:12:06,824
You guys got to come
inside and see this.
290
00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:09,327
I know I'm super stoned right now,
291
00:12:09,427 --> 00:12:11,090
but this is crazy.
292
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,331
It's crazy!
293
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,773
[both laughing and coughing]
294
00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,956
Let's go.
295
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,021
Are you ready for this?
296
00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:21,824
- They're everywhere.
- What?
297
00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:25,028
- Dicks.
- [shrieks] Oh, my God!
298
00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:26,950
The doorknob's a knob.
299
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,192
[laughs]
300
00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:30,875
You guys, I knew Hector was
a huge Keith Haring fan,
301
00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:33,118
but this is next-level willy worship.
302
00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,221
[laughing] Oh, my God.
303
00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:38,926
It's a members only club.
304
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,770
Oh, my God, it's a penis palace!
305
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,253
Yo! There's a bone throne in there.
306
00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:46,536
- A what?
- A bone throne.
307
00:12:46,636 --> 00:12:47,637
Oh, my God, that looks painful.
308
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,219
Lauren, get down now.
309
00:12:49,319 --> 00:12:55,027
? ?
310
00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:56,989
[phone chimes]
311
00:12:57,089 --> 00:12:59,291
? ?
312
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,469
_
313
00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:05,689
_
314
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,500
_
315
00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:11,989
[elevator dings]
316
00:13:26,129 --> 00:13:32,002
_
317
00:13:32,415 --> 00:13:37,141
? ?
318
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,962
[knocking at door]
319
00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:16,072
Come in.
320
00:14:21,544 --> 00:14:23,021
Hey.
321
00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:25,124
Hey.
322
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,913
Never did get around
323
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:34,075
to eating that cupcake yesterday.
324
00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:36,298
Yeah, it's probably hard by now.
325
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,162
I... I mean stale. Dry.
326
00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:42,907
- I don't know what I'm saying.
- You okay?
327
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:45,029
Uh, you seem a little jumpy.
328
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:00,670
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
329
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,112
What?
330
00:15:02,212 --> 00:15:03,373
I have to tell you something.
331
00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,556
Don't talk.
332
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,659
All we do is talk.
333
00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:13,086
[rattling noise]
334
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:14,328
What's that?
335
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:15,569
The janitor?
336
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:16,691
Shit, the janitor!
337
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,793
Oh, my God.
338
00:15:22,478 --> 00:15:24,301
Hey, George.
339
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,163
Oh, sorry. I didn't know
anyone was still here.
340
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:29,027
Uh, yeah, just... just finishing up.
341
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,469
Oh, yeah, we were...
342
00:15:30,569 --> 00:15:31,950
I was just telling Charles
343
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,633
about this, um, incredible book
344
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,395
that I got pitched.
345
00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:38,239
It's first-rate.
346
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,341
Yeah, that... that fell.
347
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,122
It's all set.
348
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:00,548
Bye-bye. Thank you.
349
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,650
Good night, George.
350
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,834
[laughs] Oh, my God.
351
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,877
Pauline Turner?
352
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:09,239
What is this?
353
00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:12,002
Oh, um, it's great, actually.
354
00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:14,646
This is by a first-time novelist
355
00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:17,049
about a wife who gives up
her career to be a mom
356
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:19,412
and then feels suffocated
by her own life,
357
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,817
so she kind of takes a
vacation from her family.
358
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,579
I met her at PitchFest.
359
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,681
What did she look like?
360
00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:30,987
Uh, well, um... why?
361
00:16:31,087 --> 00:16:33,771
Uh, did she look like this?
362
00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:41,220
How do you have a picture with Pauline?
363
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,128
Because I was married to her.
364
00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:49,231
? ?
365
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:53,016
[laidback music]
366
00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:57,141
? ?
367
00:16:57,241 --> 00:17:00,114
Charles, I am so sorry. I... she...
368
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:01,729
Pauline...
369
00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:04,221
I just... I didn't know
that she was your...
370
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,114
She didn't say anything about you.
371
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:08,756
I have to get home.
372
00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:10,919
I have to... I have to
read this carefully,
373
00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:12,161
call my lawyer.
374
00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:15,264
Uh... good night.
375
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,740
Hello?
376
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,842
Sorry!
377
00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:40,638
Psst!
378
00:17:40,738 --> 00:17:42,240
Hey.
379
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,202
What's going on? You can't sleep?
380
00:17:44,302 --> 00:17:46,365
- Mm-mm.
- Me either.
381
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,448
It's too quiet out here.
382
00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:51,572
I miss the sound of
ambulances and jackhammers.
383
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:54,035
You know?
384
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:58,140
Oh. [laughs]
385
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,983
It was all I could find.
386
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,404
Okay, I'm just gonna drink
right from the bottle,
387
00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,888
if that's okay with you.
388
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,432
So it turns out
389
00:18:07,532 --> 00:18:08,894
that running away from your problems
390
00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:10,356
is as dumb as it sounds.
391
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,838
Why?
392
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:14,438
- What's going on?
- I love my job.
393
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,503
And I could lose it.
394
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,660
You're not gonna lose it.
You're a boss, Kels.
395
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,011
And I'm scared to trust people.
396
00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:25,325
Like, I let Zane in, trusted him,
397
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:26,806
got burned again.
398
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,620
I get that.
399
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:31,684
I mean, I trusted Liza, Montana.
400
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,908
It's starting to feel like
401
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,691
everyone's just out for themselves.
402
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,711
Well, everyone has an agenda.
403
00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,758
- I don't.
- Neither do I.
404
00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:47,805
Okay, well, maybe I
have a little agenda,
405
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:49,928
but I'm not an asshole about it.
406
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,150
Look.
407
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:55,594
You are gonna bounce back
just fine, all right?
408
00:18:57,456 --> 00:18:59,954
You're one of the strongest
people I know, so...
409
00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:05,809
I'm glad you're here.
410
00:19:07,171 --> 00:19:09,173
Yeah, me too.
411
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,807
? They say you're doing well ?
412
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:22,811
? You're doing just fine ?
413
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,376
? I hear it all the time ?
414
00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:28,178
We can't.
415
00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,822
I know. I'm sorry.
416
00:19:30,922 --> 00:19:32,304
That was a crazy idea.
417
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,894
No, it's not crazy.
418
00:19:33,904 --> 00:19:35,557
[sighs]
419
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:37,141
It's just not right.
420
00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:40,915
? ?
421
00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:43,118
Yeah.
422
00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:45,160
Good night, Josh.
423
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,003
? ?
424
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,766
? And I thought it'd get easier ?
425
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:53,711
? It's getting harder to hide ?
426
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:58,458
? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ?
427
00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:01,181
? Ooh-ooh ?
428
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:04,585
? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ?
429
00:20:04,685 --> 00:20:06,148
? Ooh-ooh ?
430
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,631
? ?
431
00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:11,334
[phone buzzing]
432
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,959
Charles, is everything okay?
433
00:20:15,059 --> 00:20:16,161
Yeah, yeah.
434
00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,763
I'm... I'm sorry, Liza,
435
00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:20,246
for that... for that very abrupt exit.
436
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:23,490
But I read... I read Pauline's chapters.
437
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,092
Must be awful
438
00:20:25,192 --> 00:20:26,954
to have your life
mischaracterized in that way.
439
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:30,799
Well, actually,
some of it's pretty honest.
440
00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,143
- Oh?
- Yeah.
441
00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:36,307
She makes some parallels to... to me
442
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,630
and... and to our marriage, and...
443
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:42,915
But I am just trying to
figure out what to do next.
444
00:20:43,015 --> 00:20:44,958
Maybe you should call her.
445
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:46,720
You know, I think I'd rather wait
446
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,843
until I've read the whole book,
if it's out there.
447
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:52,888
But look, I will take care of this,
448
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:55,452
and I am... I'm very sorry
449
00:20:55,552 --> 00:20:57,895
that you got pulled into this, Liza.
450
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,338
And by the way,
451
00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:02,220
I don't regret
452
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,745
what happened tonight at all,
453
00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:07,968
just the way it got interrupted.
454
00:21:11,372 --> 00:21:12,834
Good night.
455
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,937
Good night.
456
00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:22,106
[sighs]
457
00:21:29,235 --> 00:21:31,618
[groans]
458
00:21:32,117 --> 00:21:34,406
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