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[upbeat music]
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I still don't understand.
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Josh showed me the engagement ring.
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I gave him our room key.
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He was so excited.
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- I was so excited.
- I don't know.
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I don't know, I guess...
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I guess he got cold feet.
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[sighs] My God, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Would you have said yes?
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I'm not sure I'm ready to get married.
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Maybe Josh realized that too.
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I mean, what's the rush, right?
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I hate him now.
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No, don't say that.
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Josh is wonderful.
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It's just so weird.
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What could've happened
between the time I saw him
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and when you got back to the room?
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Hi.
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- Oh, God, Liza, no!
- Yeah.
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Wait... you think he
saw you kiss Charles
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right as he was about to propose to you?
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It's the only explanation.
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That poor guy.
He must want to gouge his eyes out.
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Oh, thank you. That's very helpful.
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I guess I should've called you.
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- Wait... you knew about this?
- Well, not exactly.
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But I had coffee with
Josh when you were away.
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He was just so heartsick over you.
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I guess I should have
just kept my mouth shut.
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What did you say?
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I said if he loves you
he shouldn't lose you!
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Oh, God, Maggie.
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I thought he was gonna write
you a song or something,
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not propose marriage.
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He wrote "marry me"
on the bed in rose petals.
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Oh, sweet.
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It's kind of like a floral text.
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Oh, God. I've gotta find a way
to make this right somehow.
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Wait,
how did this Charles thing even happen?
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Well, it was equal parts gin,
tonic, sea air,
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and that great old song
"Take My Breath Away."
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That song does crazy stuff to people.
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In high school I slept
with Tommy Mannetti
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because of that song.
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And also his sister, Tammy Mannetti.
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[hip-hop music]
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Ooh, oh
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Don't ask, don't tell
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Ooh, oh
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Don't ask, don't tell
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Chillin' in the cut
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No, no, no, no, no.
Kels, hi! Welcome back!
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- What's going on?
- I have some amazing news.
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Max and I are moving in together.
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What? Since when?
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I don't know. We've been
spending all of our spare time
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with each other anyway, so we figured,
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what the hell, let's just take the leap.
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Are you sure you're
gonna be able to handle
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that tiny little apartment
with all those roommates?
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No, no, I'm sure I can't.
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That's why he's moving in here.
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Okay.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, look who's back from the Hamptons.
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- Hey, roomie.
- Welcome back, beauty.
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- Hi.
- Did you hear the news?
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We're gonna have our own
in-house medical professional.
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Even 15 CPW doesn't have that.
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Of all the crazies that
this girl brings home,
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who would have predicted a nice,
Jewish doctor?
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Yeah. He's sweet.
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Mom loves that I'm being basic.
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- I love Max.
- I know you do.
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Oh, Kels, one quick thing.
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Max needs a little bit of
space in the front closet,
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so if you could just,
you know... winnow.
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Of course.
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[women vocalizing]
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Baby, baby, won't
you come with me
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I'll make you happy
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Don't you think
that you wanna see
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What's on the other side
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Maybe go out for a ride
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Lose our sorrows in the tide
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- Liza.
- Hey.
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Look, I just wanted to apologize
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for intruding on...
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You don't have to apologize.
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I'm sure you know
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how fond I am of you.
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But I never meant to step
between a happy couple.
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And I can assure you,
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I won't be stepping in again.
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Good luck with Josh.
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Take it now
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Take it now
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Take it now
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[cell phone chimes]
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[inspirational music]
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Is your life spiraling out of control?
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Are your goals unclear?
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Are your relationships in turmoil?
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Mm.
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Do you even know what you want anymore?
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What if you found out that that's okay?
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Because it is only at our lowest point
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when we're in the deepest pain
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that we unearth what we really want
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and who we really are.
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Who you really are is beautiful.
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Who you really are is kind.
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Who you really are is loving and pure.
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I'm Antonia Steward,
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and I can help you
find that person again.
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All I need is your
commitment to get real.
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Diana, thank you.
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- For what?
- That video.
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What made you think to send it to me?
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Antonia Steward is writing a book.
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We're having a meeting her in an hour.
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This one book could be the whale
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that feeds the whole
company for year...
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Pull yourself together, Liza.
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Thanks for coming, guys.
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Listen, I don't need to write a book.
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People are begging me to write a book.
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My seminar has transformed
over 1.5 million lives
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in 21 countries.
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And after each and every
one, people ask me,
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"Where can I buy your book?
Where can I buy your book?"
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- Antonia.
- We'll talk later.
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All bidders for my book need
to attend my seminar tomorrow.
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I'll set aside two
tickets for Empirical.
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I'll let you three
fight over the tickets.
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I'm late for a meeting back in midtown.
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Excuse me.
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You know, three months ago,
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I would have snapped up those tickets,
but not now.
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I don't need Antonia Steward.
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I have it all.
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I'm happy.
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They say life starts when you're 40.
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And so does the best sex I have ever...
ever... ever...
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- Got it.
- Thank you.
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Okay.
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- [grunting]
- You're a beast, man.
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You're a beast! Come on.
Give me two more, two more.
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Hey, guys. What's, uh... going on?
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Max has to get in his Power
30 between call hours.
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- Come on!
- Sorry to sweat on your rug.
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Is the plan for the weight bench to be
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in my room all the time?
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Yeah, sorry.
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We just didn't have any place else.
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You don't mind, do you?
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You can hang out and
watch us pump if you want.
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Come on.
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[grunting]
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- Ahh!
- Yeah!
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Ooh.
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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Did you know about that
bench press situation?
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Oh, I know, it keeps his body so tight.
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No, I mean, he's keeping it in my room.
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Oh, right.
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Look, I know I'm staying at
your parent's house for free
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and I am so grateful for that, but...
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But what?
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You could've given me some warning.
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It would have given me
time to figure things out.
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Kelsey, it was either right now,
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or Max would have to pay
another month's rent.
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You didn't consider me at all.
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I thought you'd be happy for me.
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I am happy for you.
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[Max grunting]
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One more, one more, come on.
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[upbeat techno music]
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[knock at door]
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- Hey.
- Thank you, babe.
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This is only for a
few nights, I promise,
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- until I find my own place.
- Hey, lucky me.
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[laughs]
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Um... got any more suitcases?
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No. Why, are you worried?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Grape?
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Elphaba, do you want a grape?
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Then say "grape."
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Fine.
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PetMD says the way to get her to talk
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is to bring her around more people.
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Well, that makes sense.
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She sits here in silence
all day while we're at work.
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It's cruel when you think about it.
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I'm gonna take her to the
office with me tomorrow.
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That's a great idea.
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You know what else is a great idea?
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[Diana laughing]
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So you're staying with Colin?
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Just until I find a place.
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I got a broker,
but so far the only thing she sent
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that I could legitimately
afford is this:
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"Cozy basement studio.
New paint. No stove.
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Call for neighborhood."
That definitely means Inwood.
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No longer available,
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Aw. Well listen,
I'm sure Maggie wouldn't mind
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if you crashed with
us for a little while.
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Thanks, that means a lot.
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But something's gotta come through.
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Please welcome to the stage,
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Antonia Steward!
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[cheers and applause]
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Jesus.
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Hello Newark and the Tri-State Area!
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Are you ready to Get Real?
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[cheers and applause]
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Okay people, I have
one question for you.
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What will make you happy?
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You. Ma'am.
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You're nodding.
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- Come on up.
- Yeah.
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[cheers and applause]
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What will make you happy?
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Losing weight.
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Take off your Spanks.
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[laughs] Excuse me?
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Just wriggle out of 'em.
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You're wearing a dress.
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Okay. [laughs nervously]
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You can just leave 'em.
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How do you feel?
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- Great.
- I can't hear you.
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Great!
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No restrictions, no pressure.
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This is you,
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the real you.
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- How do you feel?
- Great!
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Now what will make you happy?
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A divorce.
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[cheers and applause]
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That's more like it!
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That is real!
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See your group leader at
break for strategy pillars.
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[cheers and applause]
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Now who's next?
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[crowd cheering]
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No. No. Attention seeker...
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You, sir.
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Come on up.
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Yeah!
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[applause]
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What will make you happy?
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I just want my wife back.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
268
00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:52,615
- She's so amazing.
- I want my wife back!
269
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,685
[applause]
270
00:11:55,823 --> 00:11:57,323
What's stopping you?
271
00:11:57,348 --> 00:12:00,131
Well, I made some huge mistakes
272
00:12:00,156 --> 00:12:01,969
and now she's got this
younger boyfriend.
273
00:12:01,994 --> 00:12:05,105
Okay, well,
we're gonna help you grow some balls
274
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,172
and get your wife back.
275
00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:09,212
[cheers and applause]
276
00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:11,374
Have you owned your shit?
277
00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,314
That takes some balls.
278
00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:16,862
What did you do to
kill the relationship?
279
00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:19,595
Well, I-I sort of cheated.
280
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:20,865
Sort of cheated?
281
00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:21,730
[audience boos]
282
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,067
What a douche.
283
00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:25,433
I feel sorry for his ex-wife.
284
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,726
[audience booing]
285
00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:28,796
[stammering] I cheated.
286
00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:30,888
[audience is silent]
287
00:12:30,913 --> 00:12:34,714
And I had a... [stammering]
288
00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:36,259
Okay, I had a gambling problem as well.
289
00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:38,703
But I've cleaned up my act. I swear.
290
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:41,169
Okay. Let's give him a hand
for cleaning up his act.
291
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,541
Cleaned up!
292
00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:44,471
[applause]
293
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,615
Now, the next step is to apologize.
294
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,946
No, I already have. Many times.
295
00:12:49,971 --> 00:12:52,786
But she won't listen;
she's too busy with her boy toy.
296
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:55,338
You know,
partying her ass off around Brooklyn.
297
00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:57,412
Sounds like she's gone off the rails.
298
00:12:57,437 --> 00:12:58,493
Yeah, no, she has, totally.
299
00:12:58,518 --> 00:12:59,447
She's forgotten about her family.
300
00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:01,867
All she thinks about
is her new hipster life
301
00:13:01,891 --> 00:13:05,049
and impressing this
dumb little boyfriend.
302
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,961
- Get out your phone.
- You want me to call...
303
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,782
No names.
304
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,656
Just call her. Now.
305
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:13,932
- [stammering]
- Now!
306
00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:15,500
While you have clarity.
307
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:18,760
And the support of everyone here.
308
00:13:18,785 --> 00:13:22,257
[cheers and applause]
309
00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:24,247
I don't...
310
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,967
Call her. Be a man. Call her. Be a man.
311
00:13:27,992 --> 00:13:31,465
All: Call her. Be a
man. Call her. Be a man.
312
00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:32,805
Call her. Be a man.
313
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,852
Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
314
00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:36,334
I'll do it right now!
315
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,600
[cheers and applause]
316
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:38,823
Do you know what?
317
00:13:38,848 --> 00:13:41,155
I-I-I'm gonna run to the bathroom, okay?
318
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,334
[phone vibrating]
319
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,078
Shit! It's ringing.
320
00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:45,696
It's ringing.
321
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:48,720
It's ringing.
322
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,297
[cell phone vibrating]
323
00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,351
Sounds like she's not there.
324
00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:00,462
Or she doesn't have the
courage to speak to you.
325
00:14:00,487 --> 00:14:02,217
She's probably at some hipster bar,
326
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,264
knocking one back.
327
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:04,544
Sounds like a real party girl.
328
00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:06,882
- She sounds like a bitch!
- Hey!
329
00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:09,589
We cannot judge her
until we talk to her.
330
00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:14,770
[cell phone vibrating]
331
00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:16,614
Hello?
332
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,071
[coughing]
333
00:14:18,096 --> 00:14:21,468
[disguising voice] Hello?
334
00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:26,487
[knock at door]
335
00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:27,488
Do you have a moment?
336
00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,622
Of course. Come in.
337
00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:33,463
Oh, your... your prized parrot.
338
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,600
Yes. According to the experts,
339
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,442
she needs to be around people more
340
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:40,145
in order to start talking,
which I would love to hear.
341
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,371
Pretty girl. Pretty girl.
342
00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:46,057
Animals are so mysterious.
343
00:14:46,082 --> 00:14:47,578
Well, I can help expose her
344
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,536
to some people who'd love to meet her.
345
00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:51,561
Nicole's class is here
visiting the office
346
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,752
on a little field trip.
347
00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:54,620
Perfect. Bring them in.
348
00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,741
Girls, come on.
349
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,596
Oh! There's a lot of them.
350
00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:01,669
Oh, you just... just keep coming.
351
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:06,706
Girls, this is Diana Trout,
Empirical's Head of Marketing.
352
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,998
She's incredibly important here,
353
00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:12,174
helping our company
to sell all our books.
354
00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:13,590
That's your parrot, right?
355
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,472
That is Elphaba.
356
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,596
Named after the wonderful
and verdant character
357
00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:20,386
in the Broadway musical, "Wicked."
358
00:15:20,439 --> 00:15:24,190
[Elphaba moaning]
359
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,908
Is Elphaba sick?
360
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:28,585
Listen to that! You
girls are quite lucky.
361
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,851
These is the first sounds
Elphaba has ever made.
362
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:35,164
- [Elphaba moans]
- Is she singing?
363
00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:37,105
[Elphaba moans]
364
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:40,573
[Elphaba groaning]
365
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,028
Everyone stop exciting the bird.
366
00:15:42,053 --> 00:15:44,100
She's getting a little over-stimulated.
367
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:44,976
Is that what's happening?
368
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:48,970
[Elphaba moans sensually]
369
00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:51,151
Easy does it, pretty girl.
370
00:15:51,747 --> 00:15:54,809
Yes, Richard! Yes, Richard!
371
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,627
- Right there! Right there!
- Okay, okay, okay.
372
00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:58,976
- And it's time to move along.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
373
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,301
Who wants a chocolate chip cookie?
374
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,562
Okay, let's go. Faster! Faster!
375
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,723
[Elphaba moans and whistles]
376
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,980
You're on speakerphone in
front of hundreds of people
377
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:13,673
who just gave me the
courage to say this.
378
00:16:13,688 --> 00:16:15,252
I want you back.
379
00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:16,878
Forget the past.
380
00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:18,068
Just come home.
381
00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:20,761
It's not too late, babe.
382
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,206
I'm sorry.
383
00:16:24,076 --> 00:16:25,842
I've moved on.
384
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,413
And you need to do the same.
385
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,614
Hi. I just want to intervene.
386
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:32,872
So you're in a committed relationship
387
00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:34,958
with your young boyfriend?
388
00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:40,009
Well... not exactly.
389
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,832
Why not?
390
00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:44,990
Because you chose someone
who couldn't commit.
391
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,360
No, he-he can commit.
392
00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:51,362
He proposed to me.
393
00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:53,007
What?
394
00:16:53,032 --> 00:16:54,767
Yeah, yeah, he, uh...
395
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,016
he put his whole heart right out there.
396
00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:58,962
And what happened?
397
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:03,020
I... I messed it all up.
398
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,111
Why did you mess it up? Because...
399
00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:11,455
I'm self destructive.
400
00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,115
And?
401
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,006
And...
402
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:16,017
[scoffs] I don't know.
403
00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:17,939
Because you do not love him.
404
00:17:17,964 --> 00:17:18,863
Yeah.
405
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,835
Yes, I do.
406
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,948
Are you sure?
407
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:25,113
Dig deep in your heart.
It's time to get real.
408
00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:28,248
[gentle music]
409
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:31,058
410
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,052
I do.
411
00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,574
I do love him.
412
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,240
I really do. I really love him.
413
00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:46,030
Then why are you wasting time
talking to your ex-husband?
414
00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:48,534
Hang up the phone right now
415
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:50,494
and go get your man!
416
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:53,147
[cheers and applause]
417
00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:55,279
Yes!
418
00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:57,255
[upbeat music]
419
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,665
420
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,311
Get real.
421
00:18:02,144 --> 00:18:05,051
422
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:09,775
_
423
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,514
_
424
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,819
Hey.
425
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:27,912
- Hey.
- I just had the craziest day.
426
00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,858
You and me both.
427
00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:34,169
I just got word that Netflix
wants to fly me out to LA
428
00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,725
to discuss adapting
my book into a series.
429
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,634
What? Oh, my God!
430
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,321
Babe!
431
00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,353
- I'm so happy for you.
- It's great.
432
00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:45,116
I mean, it's also kind of overwhelming.
433
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:46,786
Yeah.
434
00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,819
Which got me thinking.
435
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:56,078
Maybe now is... it's not such
a good time for you to move in.
436
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,760
I'm not... I'm not moving in.
437
00:18:58,785 --> 00:19:00,485
I'm just staying here for a few nights
438
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:01,985
until I can find my own place.
439
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,187
No, Kels, I know how it works.
440
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,045
The last girlfriend who
brought a duffel to my place,
441
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,917
she didn't leave for two years.
442
00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:10,238
Are you being serious?
443
00:19:10,263 --> 00:19:13,131
I just... I can't have any distraction.
444
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,695
It isn't like I want to stop seeing you.
445
00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:20,169
[cell phone vibrating]
446
00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:23,180
Pippa. I gotta grab it.
447
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:26,155
Hey. No, yeah.
448
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,492
Hell, yeah, I'm totally psyched.
449
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,354
Just give me the talking points.
450
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:33,957
451
00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:36,862
[knocking on door]
452
00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,740
Josh. I know I made a mistake.
453
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,050
But I need to make things right.
454
00:19:43,075 --> 00:19:44,041
How?
455
00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:48,240
I saw you. With him.
456
00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:50,720
I know. There's no excuse.
457
00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:53,556
- Do you love him?
- I love you.
458
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,366
You were everything to me.
459
00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:03,397
- And you are everything to me.
- Liza, Liza...
460
00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:05,154
- You have to forgive me.
- Liza!
461
00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:09,297
I didn't care about
your teenage daughter,
462
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:13,044
I didn't care about your ex-husband,
463
00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:15,618
or having a baby.
464
00:20:15,643 --> 00:20:17,843
I chose you.
465
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,507
But you're a liar.
466
00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:27,501
And a cheater.
467
00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:31,377
And whether you realize it or not,
468
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:37,068
your lies are hurting
everyone around you.
469
00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:46,540
- Josh...
- No. No, no.
470
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:47,859
No more.
471
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:51,103
Please.
472
00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,603
No more.
473
00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:58,412
[Rihanna's "Stay"]
474
00:20:58,437 --> 00:21:03,774
475
00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:07,958
Not really sure how
to feel about it
476
00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:12,724
Something in the way you move
477
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,310
Makes me feel like
478
00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:16,516
I can't live without you
479
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,728
It takes me all the way
480
00:21:19,753 --> 00:21:21,892
I want you to stay
481
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,149
[door slams]
482
00:21:23,174 --> 00:21:25,851
483
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,227
Come here.
484
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,453
Maggie, I messed everything up.
485
00:21:29,478 --> 00:21:30,910
It's okay.
486
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,938
Breathe.
487
00:21:32,964 --> 00:21:36,253
Pull yourself together
'cause we got company.
488
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,685
Hey. I texted you like three times.
489
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,169
I'm sorry to just come by,
490
00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:42,106
I couldn't stay at
Colin's for one minute.
491
00:21:42,315 --> 00:21:43,876
Are you okay?
492
00:21:44,712 --> 00:21:46,311
Kelsey.
493
00:21:46,336 --> 00:21:48,009
494
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:50,570
I have to show you something.
495
00:21:51,219 --> 00:21:55,184
496
00:21:56,853 --> 00:22:00,372
This is my daughter, Caitlin.
497
00:22:00,397 --> 00:22:01,694
What?
498
00:22:01,718 --> 00:22:03,452
She's in college.
499
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,602
And I'm not 26.
500
00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:12,361
I'm gonna be 41 in a few weeks.
501
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,435
I don't understand.
502
00:22:21,021 --> 00:22:22,987
Then let me explain.
503
00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:36,555
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