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[moaning]
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Ugh, Kelsey's really
gonna marry this creep?
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Oh, God, I hope not.
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He better tell her the truth.
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Otherwise, I have to.
I can't lie to her.
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All you do is lie to her.
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I only lie about my past,
not her entire future.
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[iPad chimes]
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Oh, Caitlin's a block away.
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That's her.
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And I've decided I'm gonna tell
her the truth about my job.
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Oh, not this again.
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You just can't. You
can't tell her anything.
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I'm tired of all the secrets, Maggie.
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Yeah, well, look, I'm
tired of skinny jeans,
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but you just, you know,
take a deep breath
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and hang in there.
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- Hello.
- Sweetie!
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- Hi.
- Yeah, don't act so surprised.
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You're fully cyber tracking me.
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Yeah, well, so is the government.
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- But I love you more.
- Oh.
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Mmm, baby.
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I hate that I have to leave
the minute you get here,
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but I really got to get to work.
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Yeah, which is...
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Can we have dinner tonight?
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I'd really like to talk.
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I'll explain everything.
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Okay.
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Good. I'm so happy you're home.
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Yeah.
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Hey, email me your course list.
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I'm not taking chemistry, Mom.
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Ugh, you can major in whatever you want,
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just get those pre-med
courses under your belt.
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Yeah, but the problem is,
pre-med courses are hard.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
So is living in your car.
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Come on. Come sit over here.
I'll tell you about it.
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- Oh, Maggie.
- [silently] Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Bye, you guys.
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- Bye, Mom.
- See you tonight.
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[upbeat music]
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You close the book
and shut it down
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And find a way
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And all that's left
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[phone chimes]
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Is empty space
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_
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And all this time
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I never believed it
would come to this
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Our final words,
a fall from grace
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Oh, how nice of you to join us.
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Perhaps you forgot we're releasing
"Crown of Kings"
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tomorrow night?
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Wha... are you kidding?
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I can't wait to find out
the ending to the series.
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Do you know? Does Charles know?
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Of course not. No one knows.
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Bookstores nationwide are on
an embargo until midnight.
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Diana... hi.
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Do you think there should be...
[clears throat]
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Here. You need to stay hydrated.
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Yeah. Are we all set for the release?
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- Liza?
- Oh, we're on it.
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I've messengered every press pass,
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secured a backup generator,
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and I've triple-confirmed
with the mayor's office
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about our Times Square permits.
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Okay, good.
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That's fine.
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We will be fine.
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Wow, Charles looks like
he can barely breathe.
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That's because he knows this is
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our most profitable franchise.
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"Crown of Kings"
basically carries the entire company.
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It does?
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Well, nobody likes to say so,
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but if Edward L.L. Moore ever
jumped to another publisher
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or stopped writing,
it would be the end of Empirical.
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That is why he gets everything he wants,
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including personal approval
over all of the actors
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who portray his characters
in the Times Square event.
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I've got the room all set
up for the casting session.
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I assume you're following
Edward L.L. Moore
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snack protocol?
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Uh... I'm not sure.
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Marcona almonds, dried sour cherries,
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and Orbit gum in peppermint flavor,
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not spearmint, not
smooth mint, peppermint.
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He's in the elevator.
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He's in the elevator. Get the snacks.
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Snacks.
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[elevator dings]
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[laughing]
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- Teddy.
- Charles.
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Welcome home to Empirical.
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- Diana.
- Ahh, mwah!
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Oh, what a lovely reception.
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- Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Did I...
- No, no.
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Definitely didn't run over my foot.
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Let's we proceed to the conference room.
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Oh, my, look at that.
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Oh, that's lovely, and this... [laughs]
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So... so exciting.
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Yes, yes, excellent.
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You'll make a fine Ethrami King.
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Thank you.
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What fun seeing my
characters in the flesh.
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Just think what fun it will be
for your fans in Times Square.
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Are you ready to pick
your Princess Pam Pam?
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Ah, yes, the best for last,
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my princess of the Highlands.
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Okay, this is Virginia,
and as you see by her r?sum?,
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she has experience as
both an actor and a model.
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And when you're ready, Virginia,
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you scan the battlefields
and the wreckage wrought
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by your lightning bolts,
and you declare...
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Beware the wrath of the sky.
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Beware the wrath of the sky.
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I'm so sorry to interrupt.
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I'm just dropping off these
refreshments for Mr. Moore.
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Here you are, sir.
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That's her.
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That's my Princess Pam Pam.
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[dramatic music]
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[upbeat bouncy music]
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Chateau Soixante.
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Oh, my favorite.
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Yes, we had it flown in from
the Loire Valley just for you.
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Because at Empirical,
we know it's the details that matter,
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the small but crucial details.
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My God. She walks like a lyric poem.
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Here's our Princess Pam Pam.
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Raise your glasses, everyone.
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A toast.
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To me?
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Krozzen! Eye-ay! Urt yarb!
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Which in the language of
the Kronians means...
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Health, gold, and sex.
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Diana is fluent in Kronish.
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Flur dar ben-mallak.
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Oh, your accent is perfect.
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That's just another detail
you'll get only at Empirical.
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The last page of the entire series
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is actually written in Kronish,
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except for the final sentence.
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Really?
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You wouldn't care to
elaborate, would you?
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Afraid not.
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No one can know the ending,
unless, of course,
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you would like to hear it, Princess?
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What, the ending to the entire series?
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Of course I would.
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Are you sure?
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If I tell you, I'll have to eat you.
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Oh, well, then maybe...
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[whispering indistinctly]
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Oh, my.
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Now I'll have to eat you.
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[laughs]
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[coughing and laughing]
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I can't believe you know the ending to
"Crown of Kings."
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I can't believe he's
talking about eating me,
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and my bosses are just
laughing along like it's 1960.
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See,
it doesn't matter what decade you're in.
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The biggest moneymakers
get to misbehave.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Would you rather sleep or have
homemade blueberry muffins
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and talk before I go to work?
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Are you serious?
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[groans]
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- Sorry.
- [groans]
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Tell Caitlin I'll see her late tonight.
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Beware the wrath of the sky.
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I will.
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[upbeat music]
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[phone chimes]
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_
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- [touch pad clicking]
- _
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[dramatic music]
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- Is any of that real?
- It's all real.
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Diana convinced Harry
Winston to build that crown
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exactly how it's
described in the series.
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That crown was on "GMA"
and "TODAY" today.
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That crown is trending.
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Donald Trump wants to wear the crown;
tell him no.
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Okay.
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Amy Schumer wants to wear the crown;
tell her yes.
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And make sure you insist
on getting a photograph
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of us together.
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- On it.
- Okay, wait.
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Is it true that Edward L.L. Moore
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told you the ending?
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Yeah, it was his way
of flirting with me.
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Oh, you have to tell me.
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The second I'm legally
allowed to, I will.
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Okay, I don't have to tell
me who gets the crown,
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but you have to tell me who dies.
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Somebody important?
Somebody important always dies.
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I can't say or I'll be
trading my bridesmaid dress
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for an orange jumpsuit.
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You love having your little
inside scoop, don't you?
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Believe me, I don't.
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I hate keeping secrets from my friends.
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Code red;
your Princess Pam Pam costume was sent
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to your home address in Brooklyn.
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You've got to race
over there and get it.
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Well, how am I supposed to get
back to Times Square in time?
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By going quickly.
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Okay.
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Oh, sorry, bye.
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Bye.
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[upbeat quirky music]
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Thad.
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, hi.
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I had a meeting in Midtown.
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I just wanted to give
my fianc?e a kiss.
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Aww.
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Is Liza around?
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Oh, she had to go home
to grab something.
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She has the biggest secret
and will not tell me.
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She said that? Is she home right now?
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Why are you so interested in Liza?
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I'm not.
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I mean, she's your friend and all that,
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but other than that, zero interest.
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Okay, I... I wanted to talk to her
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about honeymoon destinations.
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And I was trying to surprise you.
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Oh, honey.
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That's the sweetest thing ever.
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- Yeah.
- Here's what we'll do.
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I'll tell her about my dream honeymoon,
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then she'll tell you, and then
I'll act really, really excited.
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Sound good?
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Sounds great.
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[whispers] St. Barts.
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[phone ringing]
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Hi, Diana.
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Don't go to Brooklyn.
They found your costume here.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
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What about Brooklyn?
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Don't go to Brooklyn.
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Take the two to Brooklyn?
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- Don't.
- I won't.
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- I take the L.
- Just get back here.
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[door buzzes]
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Hey, hey, you mind if I piggyback in?
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I'm here to see Liza Miller.
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Oh, that's my mom. She's not home.
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Sorry, that's your mom?
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Liza Miller is your mother?
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Oh, God.
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Please don't tell me
you're her new boyfriend.
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[foreboding music]
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263
00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:59,671
_
264
00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:08,393
- Ooh, you look nice.
- Thanks.
265
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,840
I'm going to an absinthe
tasting at Maison Premiere.
266
00:11:11,865 --> 00:11:13,554
I'd invite you, but they card.
267
00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:15,987
It's okay. I'm waiting for Mom anyway.
268
00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,117
Her job has, like, mental hours.
269
00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,424
[laughs] Yes, it does.
270
00:11:20,449 --> 00:11:22,415
Is that all you're gonna tell me?
271
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,640
[laughs] I'll tell you this.
272
00:11:24,665 --> 00:11:27,750
Everything she's doing,
she's doing for you.
273
00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:28,860
'Night, hon.
274
00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:31,507
Good night.
275
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,482
[quirky music]
276
00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:38,192
277
00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:58,446
[cheers and applause]
278
00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:01,892
[upbeat triumphant music]
279
00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:05,119
280
00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:10,525
That's the costume?
281
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:13,007
Well, yeah, it may be tiny,
but at least it's fur.
282
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,477
I really appreciate this.
283
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,937
This is above and beyond.
284
00:12:18,961 --> 00:12:20,471
It's... here.
285
00:12:20,496 --> 00:12:23,119
Thank you.
286
00:12:23,144 --> 00:12:25,089
[cheers and applause]
287
00:12:25,114 --> 00:12:28,156
[all chanting] Pam Pam,
Pam Pam, Pam Pam, Pam Pam...
288
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,546
Ah, there's my princess.
289
00:12:30,571 --> 00:12:34,373
You look perfect, my dear,
absolutely delicious.
290
00:12:34,398 --> 00:12:35,912
Oh, thank you.
291
00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:37,809
But why don't you have a spear?
292
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:41,362
I want to see you gripping a long,
powerful spear.
293
00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:44,852
But, uh, Princess Pam Pam
summons the power of the sky.
294
00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,488
She doesn't need a spear.
295
00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:50,859
In fact, she might prefer that
men held their own spears.
296
00:12:50,885 --> 00:12:52,758
[laughs]
297
00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:56,302
[laughs]
298
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,376
Hello, everyone.
299
00:12:58,401 --> 00:13:01,869
It's time to find out which lucky fans
300
00:13:01,894 --> 00:13:04,437
will get to wear the Crown of Kings
301
00:13:04,462 --> 00:13:06,901
with Edward L.L. Moore himself.
302
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:09,913
[cheers and applause]
303
00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:12,248
And don't forget about
who's waiting in the wings,
304
00:13:12,273 --> 00:13:15,253
our celebrity superfans: Seth Meyers...
305
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:17,213
[cheers and applause]
306
00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,352
Ice-T...
307
00:13:18,377 --> 00:13:20,925
Hey, crown my ass.
308
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:25,586
Misty Copeland, and Diane Rehm.
309
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:27,671
[cheers and applause]
310
00:13:27,696 --> 00:13:30,257
You know, it's so nice to be at an event
311
00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:33,768
without Terry Gross here
hogging the spotlight.
312
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,111
Actually, she's on her way.
313
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,364
She had a late dinner
with Michelle Obama.
314
00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:38,738
Oh.
315
00:13:38,763 --> 00:13:41,693
[cheers and applause]
316
00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:46,468
317
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:59,455
Princess,
may I escort you to my heated trailer?
318
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,971
Oh, actually, I need to find
the little princesses' room.
319
00:14:02,996 --> 00:14:04,853
Ah, yes, of course.
320
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,768
Excuse me.
321
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,122
[exhales]
322
00:14:20,147 --> 00:14:21,458
Mom?
323
00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:23,135
Caitlin.
324
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,505
Yeah, I tracked you here.
325
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,260
I want to see what
your big secret job is.
326
00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:28,619
- Uh.
- Princess Pam Pam.
327
00:14:28,644 --> 00:14:29,699
Yeah, can I?
328
00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:31,654
Thanks.
329
00:14:31,832 --> 00:14:33,832
Here you go.
330
00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:37,430
Beware the wrath of the sky.
331
00:14:37,455 --> 00:14:40,694
Oh, my God; you're a costume
character in Times Square?
332
00:14:40,719 --> 00:14:42,252
Just for today.
333
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:45,114
You do this for me,
to put me through school?
334
00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:47,089
I know. I'm so sorry.
The costume's too...
335
00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:50,254
No, don't be sorry.
336
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,099
You're amazing, Mom.
337
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,226
I love you.
338
00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:55,501
And don't worry.
339
00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:58,245
All right, the minute I get home,
340
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,760
I'm signing up for chemistry.
341
00:14:59,785 --> 00:15:00,951
What? Really?
342
00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:02,642
Yeah, absolutely.
343
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,755
If you're working this hard,
I've got to bring it too.
344
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,616
Okay, good.
345
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:09,981
[giggles]
346
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:12,316
Comedy tickets. Hey, do you like comedy?
347
00:15:12,341 --> 00:15:14,620
No, thanks. No comedy tonight.
348
00:15:14,645 --> 00:15:15,789
Okay, I love you.
349
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,703
Sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I got to go.
350
00:15:17,728 --> 00:15:18,986
Oh, okay.
351
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,766
- See you back at home.
- All right.
352
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:21,973
- Right?
- Be safe.
353
00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:23,623
Okay.
354
00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:25,713
Hey, Fowler, it's Thad.
355
00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:29,385
Can I get your password
for the Dartmouth website?
356
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,595
I need some dirt on an alum.
357
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,619
[suspenseful music]
358
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,401
359
00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:37,925
Thanks, man. I'm in.
360
00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,637
361
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,219
[chuckles]
362
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,243
Damn.
363
00:15:46,268 --> 00:15:48,617
364
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,178
Fans of the Royal Saga,
365
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:57,118
are you ready to find out who
really wears the Crown of Kings?
366
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,597
[cheers and applause]
367
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:02,605
Some of us already know.
368
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,718
Now, when the doors open,
369
00:16:04,743 --> 00:16:08,218
please proceed directly to the registers
370
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:10,103
in an orderly fashion.
371
00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:11,377
[cheers and applause]
372
00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,152
Now, are you ready?
373
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:14,476
[cheers and applause]
374
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:17,904
Let the countdown begin in five...
375
00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,345
all: Four,
376
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,319
three,
377
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:22,047
two, one.
378
00:16:22,071 --> 00:16:23,354
[cheers and applause]
379
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:26,346
[horn fanfare]
380
00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:29,275
Finally our day is done.
381
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,712
Yes, finally.
382
00:16:30,736 --> 00:16:34,985
And now, my Princess, I get to eat you.
383
00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,059
I'm at the Four Seasons.
384
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:39,354
Okay, we are done here.
385
00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:41,992
This princess needs rescuing...
386
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:44,094
Been on her feet all day.
387
00:16:44,119 --> 00:16:47,124
Charles.
388
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:50,962
Edward,
I'd like to introduce you to Diane Rehm.
389
00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:53,136
I just got my copy.
390
00:16:53,161 --> 00:16:56,015
Would you be good enough to sign it?
391
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,491
I'll do something even better.
392
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,557
I'll tell you how it ends right now.
393
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:04,797
But if I tell you, I'll have to eat you.
394
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:09,443
Challenge accepted.
395
00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:12,625
Thank you for stepping in with Edward.
396
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,216
I should've done it hours ago...
397
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,256
Oh.
398
00:17:15,281 --> 00:17:17,439
- Except...
- I know.
399
00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:19,808
He's a... He's a big
deal for Empirical.
400
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,469
Oh, to say the least.
401
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:24,757
The truth is,
every time that he comes to town,
402
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,021
I can't breathe.
403
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,805
The idea that my company...
404
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,774
My grandfather's company...
405
00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:34,377
Can't exist without the
overwritten fantasies
406
00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:36,473
of some handsy old man...
407
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:37,966
They really are overwritten.
408
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,025
Thank you.
409
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,895
Are you sure you don't want to
know about the sales on Amazon?
410
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,997
Uh, oof.
411
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,124
Um, only if they're good.
412
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:53,578
What?
413
00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,853
It's number one by a mile.
414
00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,157
That's wonderful.
415
00:17:58,182 --> 00:17:59,952
Oh, I thought you'd be happier.
416
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:04,329
Ahh, I'm... I'm more relieved than...
than happy.
417
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:08,696
There's this small part of me that...
418
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,672
That always secretly hopes
that maybe this time...
419
00:18:11,697 --> 00:18:14,535
The whole thing would just
come crashing down already?
420
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:20,348
It's a lot year after year of
wondering if we'll make it.
421
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:22,742
And sometimes I wonder
what it would be like
422
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:27,012
if the bottom dropped out and
I had to start over again.
423
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:29,204
What would I do?
424
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,979
What would you do?
425
00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:32,920
I don't know.
426
00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:36,132
Well, what's something
you've always wanted to do,
427
00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:40,105
something you couldn't
do because of your job?
428
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,744
Um...
429
00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:47,471
Do you really want to know?
430
00:18:47,496 --> 00:18:49,446
Yeah.
431
00:18:51,952 --> 00:18:54,035
[phone chimes]
432
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,575
433
00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,686
_
434
00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:03,483
I'm sorry.
435
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:05,475
I've... I've got to go.
436
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,833
What happened?
437
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,191
I'm sorry. I just...
I really have to go.
438
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,485
- What's wrong?
- Here.
439
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:12,428
Keep... keep... keep the coat.
440
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:13,637
Thank you.
441
00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:16,009
442
00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:23,348
[dramatic music]
443
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:26,093
444
00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:30,538
Liza, are you stressed?
445
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,515
You look like you've aged, uh...
446
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,707
14 years since I last saw you.
447
00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:36,815
I texted you, like,
100 times last night.
448
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,709
Oh, yeah, I was sleeping like a baby.
449
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,155
Leverage does that for you.
450
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,943
All right, what do you want, Thad?
451
00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:44,454
Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
452
00:19:44,478 --> 00:19:47,196
You are gonna delete that video.
453
00:19:47,222 --> 00:19:49,887
You are going to attend our
wedding as a bridesmaid.
454
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,979
And I will let you keep your job
as long as you keep me happy.
455
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:55,157
- What does that mean?
- I don't know yet.
456
00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:57,733
But I'll figure it out.
457
00:19:59,503 --> 00:20:01,763
You know what?
458
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,914
You do what you got to do,
but I'm showing her that video.
459
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,590
She deserves to know what kind of person
460
00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,643
she's gonna be spending
the rest of her life with.
461
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,205
You can tell everybody about me.
462
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,335
I don't really care anymore.
463
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,098
Wait, wait. This isn't over.
464
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:17,316
Oh, yes, it is.
465
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,521
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466
00:20:23,153 --> 00:20:25,219
[gasps]
467
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:30,073
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