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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:22,970 Black bishop takes white pawn. 2 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:24,850 RUSHING SOUND 3 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,450 Dad, Year 8 science class has gone missing. 4 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:31,090 I said, black bishop takes white pawn. That's you, boy! 5 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:32,450 What are you...? 6 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,810 Excellent. Be off with you, pawn. 7 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:37,610 What are you doing? 8 00:00:37,610 --> 00:00:40,810 I'm teaching Wolfie how to play chess, obviously. 9 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:42,730 But you can't use Year 8! 10 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:46,090 Can't! A word for breathers. 11 00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:50,050 Why have a school of human spawn if you can't have a little sport? 12 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,810 They're all thoroughly hypnotised. They won't remember a thing. 13 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:55,570 That doesn't make it any better. 14 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:59,370 You see, Wolfie, chess is the ultimate game 15 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,970 of tactics and strategy. 16 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:03,450 Every move should be an educated 17 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:06,250 and intellectual decision. 18 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,970 Can you move the horsey next? 19 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,730 I don't know how to play chess, Master. 20 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:15,370 You could fill a crypt with what you don't know. 21 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:17,770 Right, go back to class. 22 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,890 - Stay! - Go! 23 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:21,650 - Stay! - Go! 24 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,290 - Stay! Go! - Stay! Go! 25 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:26,650 - Stay! - Stay! - Go! Ah... 26 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,210 You heard the man. 27 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:32,170 D-Do you see me laughing? 28 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:34,250 RENFIELD SNIGGERS 29 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:42,490 I'm back. 30 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:46,010 Twice as gorgeous, three times as evil. 31 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:48,570 Make that four times as evil. 32 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:52,530 KNOCK AT THE DOOR 33 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,050 - IN A WEAK VOICE: - Come in. 34 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:59,770 - Oh, it's you. - Why are you acting like you've just been staked? 35 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,970 I want people to think I'm still weak. 36 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:04,810 That way they'll underestimate me. 37 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:09,370 You reek of breather. 38 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:13,530 I've been in class with them all day. The stink clings. 39 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:17,370 So, what do you say we go into town tonight 40 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,930 and give some boys the fright of their dull little lives? 41 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:23,370 Sorry, I said I'd hang out with Vlad. 42 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:26,330 Again? But we had an arrangement. 43 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:27,650 Did we? 44 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:31,570 It's because he's the Chosen One. 45 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,730 You think he's going to make YOU his queen? 46 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:38,490 We're just friends. 47 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:41,210 You're trying to take my place, aren't you? 48 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:42,890 I don't want to be his sister. 49 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:45,050 It's too weird, even for this place. 50 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:46,690 You know what I mean! 51 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:50,730 You really need to chill. 52 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:55,930 Don't you dare walk away from me! 53 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:57,290 DOOR SLAMS 54 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:02,690 There's only one Queen of Darkness here! 55 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:04,810 Argh! 56 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:08,970 CRASHING NOISES 57 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:10,490 Ow! 58 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,930 So it was on... 59 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:15,610 October...23rd? 60 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:18,250 No, the Battle of Trafalgar was 21st. 61 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:21,850 All right. 21st October, 1805. 62 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:25,210 Lower gun deck. And just before he died Nelson said... 63 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:27,170 er... 64 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,330 "Kiss me, Hardy". 65 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:31,050 No, he didn't, he said "kismet". 66 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:33,090 Kismet? He said what? 67 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:36,330 Kismet. It means fate. 68 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,210 No, he didn't. 69 00:03:42,210 --> 00:03:45,610 Bertrand was there. Well, he is over 400. 70 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:48,410 Used to hang around loads of battles, apparently. 71 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:51,810 Easy pickings, he says, all that blood. 72 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:56,210 - Made a real pig of himself at Waterloo, so... - Ew! 73 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,690 Mm-hm-hmm. 74 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:20,250 Renfield! 75 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,810 Renfield! 76 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,850 FAST-APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS 77 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,290 Yes, Master? 78 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,370 What's happened to my fang file? 79 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:40,890 It's as dull as an evening in your miserable company. 80 00:04:40,890 --> 00:04:43,930 Ow! It's Vlad. He borrowed it for his metalwork project. 81 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:47,290 He's always telling me what to do and trifling with my possessions! 82 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:48,890 I should kick him up the... 83 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:52,770 MYSTICAL SINGING ECHOES INTO THE ROOM 84 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,330 THE COUNT SIGHS 85 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:57,290 It can't be. 86 00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:00,370 MYSTICAL SINGING CONTINUES 87 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,490 LADY CONTINUES SINGING 88 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:14,210 SINGING DRIFTS INTO THE ROOM 89 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:16,010 Is that what I think it is? 90 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:28,130 SINGING DRIFTS INTO THE ROOM 91 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:37,690 SHE SINGS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE 92 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:53,810 What do you think you're doing? 93 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:56,490 I was just about to ask YOU the same question. 94 00:05:56,490 --> 00:06:01,010 But that song, it's Transylvanian. She must be from the old country. 95 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:03,370 It's years since I've had a home-cooked meal. 96 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:04,890 No! You can't. 97 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:10,490 I'm your father. 98 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:14,770 Pick a fight with me, boy, and you WILL lose. 99 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,970 I said no. 100 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:33,130 I'm so sorry, must have caught you... 101 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:39,370 Just... 102 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,330 What? I just got lucky... 103 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:26,250 So, what's on the menu? Has-beens on toast? 104 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:32,250 I hope you don't think I enjoyed seeing you humbled, crushed, 105 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,690 shamed, humiliated... 106 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:36,890 Stop me when you think I've covered it. 107 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:42,010 You've got to do something before Vlad gets too strong. 108 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,570 He might make you Lord of Croydon for a few years, 109 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:48,570 but then he'll pack you off to the Twilight Home for the Long in Fang! 110 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:51,650 I'd take him on myself if I wasn't still so exhausted. 111 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:54,090 I don't need advice from you. 112 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:58,690 Of course not. I suppose you know his big weakness. 113 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:05,570 Erin? The half fang? He's crushing on her like crazy. 114 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:09,130 If you want to get him, get her! 115 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:12,450 That's blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain. 116 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:17,090 BELL RINGS 117 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:20,890 Come on, you stupid locker! 118 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:22,290 Allow me. 119 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:42,810 Sweaty hands. What's going on? 120 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:46,250 Last night I dumped the mightiest vampire on the planet on his pants 121 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,730 and today I can't open a stuck locker. 122 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:52,050 You were angry and focused, it concentrated your powers. 123 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,330 You learn to control that 124 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:55,850 and you'll be ready to open the Praedictum Impaver. 125 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:59,290 - I need to do more training. - Have you seen the Count today? 126 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:04,650 - He's avoiding me. - He's seen the future. He has to feel relevant. 127 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:08,930 It's vital that he's reassured, otherwise he's got nothing to lose. 128 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:12,250 He'll go on a killing spree, bring the slayers down on us. 129 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:18,050 Until you open the book, he won't be ready to lead us at Kingston. 130 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:20,370 We need more time. 131 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:36,850 So... 132 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:39,850 Er... 133 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:43,090 Wolfie, did you enjoy your chess lesson? 134 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:47,170 Did Dad show you his famous Transylvanian opening gambit? 135 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,210 It was boring. 136 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:53,850 Unlike me, he doesn't appreciate the Count's wisdom. 137 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:56,610 Shut up, Renfield. 138 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,570 Lunch is served... 139 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:01,290 What gastronomic delights are you tempting us with? 140 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,530 The Master's favourite. 141 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,970 And by Master you mean...? 142 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:11,530 SLURPING NOISES 143 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:15,330 Ocelot Wellington in a sticky badger sauce. 144 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:17,770 Ooh, delicious. 145 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,530 Absolutely revolting! 146 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:31,730 It's disgusting, Master! That pup needs teaching some manners. 147 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:35,210 Good idea, Renfield. See to it. 148 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:37,530 As you say, Master. 149 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:43,690 Where's the ocelot's nose? 150 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:46,650 I always get the ocelot's nose! Right, that's it. 151 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,730 Apologies, I thought now Master Vlad... 152 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,850 It's a mistake. Dad, this is yours. 153 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:54,330 Keep it. I've decided to satiate my appetite 154 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,930 with a little Transylvanian cleaner I know. 155 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:00,410 Don't try and stop me, I'm ready for you this time. 156 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,410 And what if that brings the slayers down on us? 157 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:06,650 You're a big boy now, I'm sure you can handle it. 158 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:08,770 Now you're just being silly. 159 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,050 Silly.... 160 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:30,450 I've been the scourge of nations, 161 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:37,330 star of 10,000 nightmares and now I'm just silly. 162 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:41,050 Count Silly of... 163 00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:43,090 Croydon! 164 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:47,770 Dad, I'm sorry if I've offended you. Really, I am. 165 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:50,050 Prove it. 166 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:52,850 How? 167 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:57,690 I want you to throw a Carpathian feast tonight - in my honour. 168 00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:58,970 Yes. 169 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:04,810 Yes. A dinner for me and my pals. 170 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:07,970 It'll prove that you still value and revere me. 171 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:11,370 Yeah, I can do that. 172 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:15,970 Renfield, make the usual discreet travel arrangements for the guests. 173 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:20,130 That's it? That's the wrath of the mighty Count Dracula? 174 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:23,730 He throws a party and it's all happy families? 175 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,090 You aren't invited. 176 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:40,410 Let me tell you about fine dining. 177 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:55,730 These are not ordinary maggots, these are hand-reared maggots, 178 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:59,090 fed on a diet of elephant dung 179 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:04,930 and matured in a barrel of badgers' wee. 180 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:08,850 This is not just vampire food, 181 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,650 this is vampire food heaven. 182 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:18,930 Now get a good handful and shove it in your gob. 183 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,650 That doesn't sound posh. 184 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:24,530 It's how the fancy French vampires do it and they know better than you, 185 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,010 you little hooligan! 186 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:32,610 Hosting a party for Dad's old cronies is a torture of its own kind 187 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,970 but if that's all it takes... 188 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:38,650 - Learn not to take things at face value. - What? What have I missed? 189 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:42,330 There hasn't been a Carpathian feast for hundreds of years. 190 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:45,930 - There's something that happens... - I'll jump out of a cake if I have to. 191 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:50,210 A vampire of the Count's choosing is roasted to death in his honour. 192 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:55,730 - I hope you're happy. - Ingrid, I'm so sorry. 193 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:59,530 - Look, I won't let him do this to you. - It's not me, it's Erin. 194 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,530 - Oh! - Vlad! 195 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,770 Daddy, I am so proud of you. 196 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,290 SHE SOBS 197 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,450 Leave me alone. I'm not going to let him do this. 198 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,530 Then you'll fail his test. He knows you've got a thing for her. 199 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,570 We're just friends. 200 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,770 Vlad, I'm over 400, I know when a guy's into a girl. 201 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:37,610 She walks into a room, you get a silly grin on your face. 202 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,210 OK, I'll tell Dad I don't have feelings for her 203 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,930 and he'll stop playing his silly games and let her go. 204 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:45,890 If you do anything to stop him burning Erin, 205 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:49,410 he's going to know that you've put your wishes above his. 206 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:54,130 - Vlad, you know where that will lead. - I'm going to see Erin. 207 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,730 Are you OK? 208 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:08,170 Do I look like it?! Can you get me out? 209 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,090 It's not that simple... 210 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,610 I was talking to Vlad! 211 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,810 He's right. It's complicated. 212 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:19,610 Not from where I am. You open the cage, I run away. 213 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,170 - End of. - I just can't right now. 214 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,850 Some boyfriend you are. 215 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:26,770 I've been begging Dad to choose someone else 216 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,530 but he's determined. 217 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,770 I will find a way to get you out of this. I promise. 218 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:59,770 My friends. I'd like to extend to you the warmest of welcomes. 219 00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:02,490 But it won't be as warm as the welcome 220 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,810 we'll be giving the half fang! 221 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:07,050 LAUGHTER 222 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,210 Where's Vladdy? 223 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,090 Seen the time? 224 00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:26,970 - Shouldn't you be doing the meet and greet at Dad's feast? - In a minute. 225 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:32,410 - There must be a way to save Erin in one of these. - I'll look if you want. 226 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,290 Why would you do that? 227 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,010 She did rescue me when I was ill. 228 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,250 OK, thanks. 229 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,730 Enjoy. 230 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,650 Will you cheer up? 231 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:09,130 You can't let the Count see you fretting over Erin. 232 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:12,210 He has to believe that you're fine with it. 233 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:14,090 But time's running out to save her. 234 00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:16,810 - Then maybe you have to face the fact that... - I'm not... 235 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,410 Everything all right, Vladdy? 236 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:23,050 - No second thoughts about my little celebration? - Not at all. 237 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:25,210 Just going to get a case of Chateau Peasant. 238 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,490 - '42. - That's the one. 239 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:36,650 Guess who's found a way to save Erin. 240 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:38,850 I have to kiss you? 241 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,010 Technically, I have to kiss you. 242 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:46,530 Are you using a desperate situation to get a cheap snog? 243 00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:48,890 It's ancient vampire lore, 244 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:52,650 a kiss from the Chosen One will protect you from the flames. 245 00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:56,770 OK then. Best just go for it. 246 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,210 Yep. 247 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,330 Vlad. 248 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,090 Your lips were warm. 249 00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,570 They can't be unless... 250 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,570 Unless you're a breather! 251 00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:46,810 I should've told you. I'm so sorry. 252 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:51,090 How did I not know? 253 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,290 Why? 254 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:55,930 My brother's been bitten and I need to find a cure for him. 255 00:18:55,930 --> 00:19:00,290 If I could find a cure anywhere, it would be with the Draculas. 256 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,170 You could've been honest with me! 257 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:04,250 I was scared. 258 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:07,690 I told you I want humans and vampires to live together. 259 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:12,250 I trusted you and you lied to me. 260 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,610 But I didn't know you like I do now. 261 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,890 Anyway, you were trusting me with a secret, 262 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,290 I would have been trusting you with my life. 263 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,810 You can't just leave me to burn... 264 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:29,610 Vlad, help me. Please! 265 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:47,890 I need some advice about maggots. 266 00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:51,890 Two minutes. 267 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:59,050 Nothing like burning a half fang to brighten up your day! 268 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,770 Well said, Vladdy. Drink. 269 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:07,930 Master Wolfie! I did my best with him 270 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:11,970 but I'm afraid you can't teach a young werewolf old tricks. 271 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:14,770 Well he certainly looks the part. 272 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:16,810 Hors d'oeuvre, Master Wolfie? 273 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:42,210 Thank you. That was absolutely scrumptious. 274 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,610 That's not what I told you to do! 275 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,050 This is what I told you to do! 276 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:48,050 HE SHOUTS THROUGH MOUTHFULS 277 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:56,810 I'm sorely tempted to toast you as well as the half fang. 278 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:01,770 It has to be that way, it is vampire law. 279 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,130 No way around it? 280 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,330 None. Rules are rules. 281 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,610 There you are, Vlad. 282 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:10,890 Apologies, I need to speak to my son urgently. 283 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,610 I just saved you from a fate worse than staking. 284 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:15,410 Augustus is such a bore. 285 00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:17,530 Enough to send anyone to sleep. 286 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:44,610 Bring in the half fang! 287 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,450 CHEERING 288 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,970 Hold on, hold on. 289 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,850 Before the climax of what has been a fantastic evening, 290 00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:58,290 I'd like to say a few words about the Count. 291 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:02,090 The Count, my dad, has let me down. 292 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:08,930 When I was growing up, he didn't warn me that not every vampire I met 293 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:15,290 would have his charm, his charisma, his intellect... 294 00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:21,850 Everything I will become, I owe to him. 295 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:29,250 Gentlemen, I give you my role model. My inspiration. 296 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,690 My father. 297 00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:33,570 CHEERING 298 00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:37,490 - Now, bring on the half fang! - Bring on the half fang! 299 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,850 - What are you looking so pleased about? - I've done a terrible thing. 300 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:59,250 I told Vlad that a kiss from the Chosen One 301 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:02,330 - would protect Erin from the flames. - You what? - He fell for it. 302 00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:04,730 He was still trying to stop it? 303 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,650 Well, you know my brother. 304 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:07,890 Vlad! 305 00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:09,530 I'll take her from here. 306 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,530 Come on, half fang, out you come. 307 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:33,050 Can I have the honour of throwing her in? 308 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:34,970 Of course. 309 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:42,490 - You have filled in all the forms, haven't you? - Forms? What forms? 310 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:45,050 Permission to burn a fellow vampire. 311 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,130 I don't need permission. 312 00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:48,690 Yes, you do, Augustus said. 313 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:52,770 What was it that you were saying about the forms? 314 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:59,130 The Vampire High Council directive of 1832 315 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:02,250 said that every feast must be sanctioned by them. 316 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,930 - You're here, sanction it. - It's not that simple, Dad. 317 00:24:04,930 --> 00:24:07,770 You need to fill in form 965 and have board approval. 318 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,730 Oh really! This is ridiculous. 319 00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:14,050 He says failure to comply will result in ritual staking. I know... 320 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:16,770 - Stupid burobats and their... - Let's do it anyway. 321 00:24:16,770 --> 00:24:18,970 Red tape. Absolutely, get on with it. 322 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:24,970 - On my count... One... - One... 323 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:29,450 - Two... - Two... 324 00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:34,810 Three! 325 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:37,210 - Three! - Can I just have a quick... 326 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,850 One moment. 327 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:45,450 We've all had such a nice evening, 328 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:49,930 no need to spoil it by upsetting the High Council. 329 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:52,090 It's your party. You're the boss. 330 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:57,170 What do I say...to them? 331 00:24:57,170 --> 00:24:59,250 Leave it to me. 332 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:08,810 My apologies, gentlemen, it appears we have neglected 333 00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:11,570 filling in the appropriate forms to burn the half fang. 334 00:25:11,570 --> 00:25:13,370 I was telling him earlier... 335 00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:17,810 The penalty is ritual staking for all attending. 336 00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:21,730 The Draculas are not one to ruin people's entertainment, 337 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:25,250 so we are leaving it to you - shall we proceed? 338 00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:28,530 I wouldn't. 339 00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:31,530 If there's more of this Chateau Peasant, what does it matter 340 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,130 if the half fang doesn't burn?! 341 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:37,290 Bring up a crate of Chateau Peasant, the '42. 342 00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:41,610 Well done, Vladdy. 343 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:43,050 Well done. 344 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:45,050 Come on. 345 00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:53,210 Have you any idea how terrifying that was? 346 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:54,770 Yes, I do. 347 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,130 I thought you were going to throw me in that fire. 348 00:25:57,130 --> 00:26:01,330 I had to take it to the edge or Dad would've worked out what I was up to. 349 00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:04,690 Why didn't you tell me the truth? I get why you didn't, but... 350 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:08,490 I should've. I know. I was just so desperate to find a cure for Ryan. 351 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:10,530 There isn't one, I've tried everything. 352 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:14,650 Can you categorically tell me there isn't a cure? 353 00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:15,770 Well...no. 354 00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:17,730 Then I'm not going to give up. 355 00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:21,970 I've got to keep trying. He's my brother. 356 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:23,610 Is that the reason you stayed? 357 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:29,890 At first, but you're special, Vlad. 358 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:33,090 I believed you when you said you wanted humans and vampires 359 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,290 to live together. 360 00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:36,650 My own kind are going to hate this idea 361 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:39,370 and will do everything they can to stop it. 362 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:42,610 Will you stay and help me? 363 00:26:45,410 --> 00:26:47,410 Yes. Yes I will. 364 00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:50,970 I'll always protect you, I promise. 365 00:26:53,370 --> 00:26:55,970 You've got to be the sweetest vampire in the world. 366 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,770 Let's face it, there's not much competition. 367 00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:04,090 Fresh start, yeah? 368 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:06,250 No more secrets? 369 00:27:07,890 --> 00:27:09,970 No more secrets. 370 00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:26,370 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 371 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:29,130 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 372 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:33,730 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27840

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