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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,720 Help! 2 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,960 Somebody help me! 3 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,880 Vlad. 4 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,440 You saved me. 5 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,640 Vlad? 6 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,480 What's put that smile on your face? 7 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,200 Don't creep up like that. 8 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,640 - What's the problem? - Nothing. We training or what? 9 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,880 'If I wipe out the bloodline that infected you, the curse will lift.' 10 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,680 'I was bitten.' 11 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,320 We know what that means. 12 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,120 And when the time comes, 13 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,520 you know what has to be done. 14 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,920 I told you, we're going to cure you. 15 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,080 If I can wipe out the bloodline 16 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,600 that infected you, the curse will lift. 17 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,320 'Did you do it? 18 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,760 'Did you stake Ingrid?' 19 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,400 She's a monster. She's not human. 20 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,160 'I couldn't. I'm so sorry.' 21 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,440 'Think of me as one of them now.' 22 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,360 I'm dangerous to be around. 23 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,520 I'll save you, I promise. 24 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,000 ERIN SOBS 25 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,800 I'll catch you up. 26 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,600 KNOCK ON THE DOOR 27 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,720 Can I come in? 28 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,320 What's wrong? Is it this place? 29 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,200 I know... 30 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,360 it's not exactly...homely. 31 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:48,040 - We can customise your coffin if that would help. - It wouldn't. 32 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,120 Then what is it? 33 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,600 - You can talk to me. - No. I can't. 34 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,960 Leave me alone. 35 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,240 Please. 36 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,440 KNOCK ON THE DOOR 37 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,840 Come in. 38 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,920 What's that? 39 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,320 Mr Cuddles, the second. 40 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,560 The second? 41 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:32,880 - Mr Cuddles the first had an unfortunate accident. - Vladimir! 42 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,520 - What is this THING? - That thing? 43 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,560 I've never seen it before. 44 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,760 - Mr Cuddles! - Oh, so it's Mr Cuddles now, is it? 45 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,880 - I don't normally sleep with him. - Is poor little Vladdy lonely? 46 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,920 - You're supposed to be my son and heir! - I never chose to be, did I? 47 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,880 Right. 48 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:59,520 Take it out on the monkey, why don't you? 49 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,960 Lock up your teddies! They'll be scared of you now! 50 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,440 - It was a million years ago. - A million? 51 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,800 Well, ten. 52 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,440 Five. 53 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,480 Four. 54 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,240 A vampire with a teddy bear. 55 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,320 BIRDS CAW 56 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,440 Come along, Renfield. 57 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,600 Work to be done. 58 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,160 Not you, you little furball. 59 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,480 Go - go to Ingrid. Go on. Shoo! Shoo! 60 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,440 - Ha-ha! - Why do I have to look after him? - He's your half-brother. 61 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,560 From a mother I want nothing to do with. 62 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,320 You wanted to take him in. 63 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,920 So Vlad's training means he's exempt, and as I'm female, 64 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,160 I get to be the dog-minder? 65 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,680 Exactly! Oh, you're being sarcastic. 66 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,560 I hadn't even started yet. 67 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,240 Renfield! 68 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,320 He's pretty much the only thing I managed to save from Stokely. 69 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,920 You miss that place, don't you? 70 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,080 I had a life there. I had friends. Well, one friend. 71 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,560 - Another vampire? - No. 72 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,920 He was normal. 73 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,440 What are you doing? 74 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,360 - Aren't you going to bite me? - Bite you? Why? 75 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,440 - You can if you want. - No! 76 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,200 I'm not good enough cos I'm "not a vampire"? 77 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,120 Checkmate! 78 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:59,240 Who's the loser? Who's the loser? 79 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,680 Go loser. Go loser. Go loser. 80 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:07,200 - Not being a vampire doesn't mean you can't be evil. - Thanks, Vlad. 81 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,600 You're my best mate. 82 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,920 Robin, I'm your only mate. 83 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,000 Exactly. 84 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,400 OK. He wasn't normal. 85 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,960 But I still miss him. 86 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,280 Why did you leave? 87 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,040 After what Ingrid did, we had no choice. 88 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,680 Is he...is he dead? 89 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,280 I don't know, and I don't care. 90 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,480 He's your brother! 91 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,360 You must help him! 92 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,840 I'll decide what I must do! 93 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:45,400 From now on, you will call me Countess Dracula. 94 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,840 If we didn't escape when we did, she would have killed us. 95 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,320 - Your sister wrecked your life? - It's kind of her thing. 96 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:59,160 But you saved her from the slayers and let her move in? 97 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,720 She's my sister. 98 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,720 Do you have any brothers or sisters? 99 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,840 A brother. 100 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,480 Does he know...? 101 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,120 Yeah. He...didn't take it very well. 102 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,480 Nobody ever does. 103 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,280 The idea of turning into a vampire... 104 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,760 He couldn't handle it. 105 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,840 It drove us apart. 106 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,320 Where is he now? 107 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,120 I don't know. He won't tell me. 108 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:34,120 It's probably for the best. For both of you. 109 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,160 He'll reject you, 110 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,840 maybe even try to slay you. 111 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,880 He's better off remembering you as you were. 112 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,840 So that's it? Once you're a vampire, 113 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,480 you're cut off from your friends and family forever? 114 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,760 For eternity? 115 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,760 You're not alone. 116 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,600 You've got me. 117 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,920 I mean, us. 118 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,320 What's she doing here? 119 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,720 - I've asked Erin to stay with us. - This half-fang? 120 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:05,520 - Why? - She saved Ingrid's life. - You're really not selling her. 121 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:10,720 - She's staying, whether you like it or not. - My castle, MY RULES! 122 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,160 Hmm. 123 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,720 To the left! 124 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,720 Left, not backwards, you imbecile! 125 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,320 Yes, yes, there. 126 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,520 Dear! 127 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,680 Mr Count! What are you doing? 128 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,720 Oh, deciding where my statue should stand. 129 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,320 Your statue? 130 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,240 A statue of you? 131 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,520 Hmm. 132 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:39,080 - How big is this thing going to be? - Well, I thought... 133 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,760 So high? 134 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,480 I'm not sure if I'd look best cast from bronze, or... 135 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,080 ..chiselled from stone. 136 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,960 What do you think? 137 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,920 I think we need school computers. 138 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,560 I'm not wasting money on some passing fad. 139 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:01,680 This statue will be a timeless masterpiece. 140 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,320 Oh, Wolfie! Leave that! Bad boy! 141 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,120 I think he likes you. 142 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,560 - How old is he? - In human or dog years? 143 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:22,000 - You're not fooling anybody. - What do you mean? 144 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,920 Beneath that stern exterior, you're just a big softy. 145 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,720 Not many men would take in their ex's son. 146 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,960 You must have a good heart. 147 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,720 So have you. 148 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,840 HEARTBEAT 149 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,560 65 strong, healthy beats per minute... 150 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,520 68... 151 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,600 Well, 152 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,280 I'll leave you to your timeless masterpiece. 153 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,560 The cheekbones should be more defined. The jaw squarer. 154 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:01,880 Make it imposing! I want this statue to strike fear into the hearts... 155 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,240 SQUEAKING 156 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,600 Wolfie! Will you stop that! 157 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,280 Sorry, Uncle Count. 158 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,560 Don't call me that. I'm NOT your uncle. 159 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,800 ENOUGH! 160 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,400 Get out of my sight, you heinous aberration of nature. 161 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,600 Ah, thank you. 162 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,880 No, not you. The other one. 163 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,160 I'm sending you back to your mother. 164 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,000 Please let me stay. 165 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,960 You've tried my patience enough. 166 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,200 I'll fill in your travel permit. 167 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,840 Then you'll be out of my life for good. 168 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,200 Where do you keep the matches? 169 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,120 Does it hurt? 170 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,360 What? 171 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,760 Oh, the fire thing? Nah. 172 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,680 When your fangs come through... 173 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,120 - You don't want to know about that. - I do. 174 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,600 I need to be prepared. 175 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:17,520 - They'll think I'm a newly-bitten half-fang. - You can't live with them. 176 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,240 You're a vegetarian. 177 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,800 And a trained slayer. 178 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,720 With a pulse! 179 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,680 I've been using stasis spray. 180 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:29,000 It blocks out my heartbeat, my breathing and my scent. 181 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,200 How bad is the change, really? 182 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,960 It's OK. That's the worst of it, 183 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,240 but vampire life's not all bad. 184 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,200 The speed thing's pretty cool, 185 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,040 you can hypnotise people... 186 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,800 Does it work on everyone? 187 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:48,160 - Not people you're in love with. Otherwise, yes. - Even other vampires? 188 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,400 I'll show you how it's done. 189 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,040 You make eye contact, 190 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,880 and draw them in, freezing them with your gaze 191 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:59,240 like a rabbit, caught in the headlights. 192 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,560 Then before you know it, they're... 193 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,720 They're what? 194 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,480 Dad? 195 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,800 You've hypnotised him. 196 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,760 - No way! - You have. 197 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,440 Watch this. 198 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,560 "Hello! 199 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,120 "My name's Count Dracula-la-la!" 200 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,240 How did I do that? 201 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,240 "You are now a true vampire. Ha ha ha haaah!" 202 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,160 Can you stop that? It's freaking me out. 203 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,960 Vampires are tough, but breathers are easy. 204 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,800 Have you ever used your powers to get a girl? 205 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,320 It's actually me who lives in a castle, 206 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,320 but I'm sure you still want to go out with Robin, so... 207 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,000 - Delilah! - Hi, Robin. 208 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,840 You're dumped. And yes, Vlad, 209 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,840 I would love to go to the ball with you. See you. 210 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,360 That would be wrong... 211 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,880 So it turns out Delilah didn't fancy either of us! 212 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,800 - Not yet she doesn't. - Vlad! 213 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,480 MUSIC 214 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,640 Let's do it. 215 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,120 BOTTLE BREAKS, MUSIC STOPS 216 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,920 Hey, boys. 217 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,040 - Hey. - Hey. 218 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,240 GIRLS SCREAM 219 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,160 So, so wrong. 220 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,520 When will I start wanting to...you know? 221 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,280 Drink blood? 222 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,040 Not till you're fully changed. 223 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,000 How long have I got? 224 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,160 Some people turn straightaway. 225 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,560 Others, their blood fights it. It can take months. 226 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,800 Do some people never change? 227 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,720 No. 228 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,600 It happens eventually. Once bitten, there's no going back. 229 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,400 I heard if you wipe out the clan of the vampire who infected you, 230 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,760 you can be cured. 231 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,920 Did you stake Ingrid? 232 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,120 I couldn't. 233 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,840 I'm so sorry. 234 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,760 - Is that true? - That's just a legend. 235 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,840 - But does it work? - No. 236 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,600 But that doesn't stop people from trying. 237 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,920 No! 238 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,400 That wasn't your plan all along, was it? 239 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200 I don't know what you mean. 240 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,840 Yes, you do. You plan to go after the vampire that bit you. 241 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,160 No, I'm not. 242 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,440 Really, I'm not. 243 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,800 I promise. 244 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,640 OK. 245 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,040 Because violence is never the way. 246 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,320 Says the Vampire King. 247 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,280 Chosen One, actually. 248 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,520 Whatever. 249 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,440 I didn't choose this job. 250 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,680 It chose me. 251 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,160 I didn't even want to be a vampire. 252 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,080 I hate being a vampire! It really sucks! 253 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,240 - Isn't that rather the point? 254 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,600 Everyone gets first-bite nerves. You need practice 255 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,760 until you're old enough to start on the peasants. 256 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,720 Now be a brave boy, 257 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,560 and bite the bunny. 258 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,760 I'm not biting the bunny. 259 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,880 I'm not biting anyone! 260 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,920 You're a vampire. 261 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,600 START ACTING LIKE ONE! 262 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,000 Come to measure me for my coffin? 263 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,720 No, but good thinking. We can do that later. 264 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,200 Can't...wait. 265 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,560 Neither can I. 266 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,040 This will bring us so much closer. 267 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,200 We can go out flying and hunting 268 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,880 - and terrorising together, father and son. - No! 269 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,400 I'm not you, Dad. I never will be. 270 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,080 Is there a choice? A way to get out of becoming a vampire? 271 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,760 Get out of...becoming a vampire? 272 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,080 Being a vampire is your destiny. 273 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,480 Nothing you can do will change that. 274 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,400 "The Staff of Carpathia, a new attraction at Stokely Museum. 275 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,360 "Legend has it that one blow from the staff will cure vampirism." 276 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,120 Robin, this is brilliant! 277 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,240 It does cure vampirism! 278 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,200 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 279 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,520 It's my favourite backscratcher. 280 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:24,200 I lost it 400 years ago and I've never been able to replace it. Ah. 281 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,840 Oh...heaven. 282 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,800 Want to try? 283 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,320 Why did I get my hopes up? 284 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,720 So you never found a cure? 285 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,960 No. 286 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,800 But I learned to live with it. 287 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,720 And so will you. 288 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,360 You were born a vampire. This is all normal for you. 289 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,120 Sleeping in mouldy coffins, hiding in shadows... 290 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,080 Running from slayers... 291 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,000 No normal life, no friends, no sunshine... 292 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,520 It's OK. 293 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,560 Your dad and sister don't seem to have a problem 294 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,160 with the vampire thing. 295 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,920 We shall bite them on the beaches. 296 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,440 We shall bite them in the fields and in the streets! 297 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,640 We shall bite them in the hills. 298 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,800 We shall never surrender! 299 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,920 Ha-ha-ha! 300 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,120 I am the Prince of Darkness. 301 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,680 That's because they're power-hungry maniacs. 302 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,600 Oh, for vampires, that's a compliment. 303 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,000 Dad's loving this Chosen One thing. 304 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,040 My time is past. 305 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:57,160 Our people are suffering. 306 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,840 We are being hunted down and destroyed. 307 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,800 We hide in the shadows, 308 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,280 waiting for the Chosen One. 309 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,240 The Chosen One? 310 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,960 A vampire with exceptional powers, 311 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,240 who will lead us once again... 312 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,400 to glory. 313 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,040 Vladimir Dracula. 314 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,400 You are the Chosen One. 315 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,320 Wrong. I don't even want to be a vampire. 316 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,560 - Vladimir Dominus... - Look, thanks for the offer... 317 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:39,760 - Vladimir Dominus... - I think I'll give it a miss. 318 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,360 Is that the time? 319 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,680 Vladimir Dominus Imperatur Electus 320 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:52,240 Vladimir Dominus Imperatur Electus Vladimir Dominus Imperatur Electus 321 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,960 You can't escape your destiny, Vlad. 322 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,840 Dad was always so disappointed in me. 323 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,400 He shouldn't have been. 324 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,960 Oh, come on, Renfield, you twit! 325 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,560 Time is of the essence! 326 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:17,800 SQUEAKING 327 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,240 Oi! 328 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,680 Shut it! 329 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,960 DEFLATED SQUEAK 330 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,240 The world awaits my magnificent likeness! 331 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,400 Get on with it. 332 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,160 Hold on to your fangs, 333 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,520 and prepare to cower 334 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,120 before the mighty image of Count Dracula! 335 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,160 You idiot! 336 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,640 But Master, it's not my fault. 337 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,960 Look, Wolfie got the plans wet. 338 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,080 Ha-ha! 339 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,320 Wolfie, you're a genius. You tripped him! 340 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,920 I couldn't have done better myself! 341 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,000 So, once you're bitten, you become a vampire, 342 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,680 you crave human blood... 343 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,760 I'm never going to drink human blood. 344 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,960 I get intense cravings. 345 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,160 Sometimes it's all I can think about, 346 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,280 but I'm determined to fight it. 347 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,360 Children, prepare to meet your uncle, 348 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,400 Ivan the Bloodthirsty, 349 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,000 devourer of souls 350 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,280 and black-hearted butcher of.... 351 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,920 Yo! Big bro! 352 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,280 Come gimme a hug. 353 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,520 Ivan? 354 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,640 The name's Harvey now. 355 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,720 Ivan's so...old country. 356 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,560 Let's go hunt some peasant. 357 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,800 Ah... 358 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,840 There's no easy way to break this to you, bro. 359 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,040 I don't do peasant any more. Gave up the red stuff. 360 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,840 Blood-free since '93! 361 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,560 I drink soya substitute. All the goodness, none of the badness. 362 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,600 - You know you live blood-free? - Yeah. 363 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,280 Can all vampires do it? 364 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,960 You betcha. 365 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,960 It's all about finding inner peace. 366 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,320 - Why? You interested? - Definitely! For the first time, 367 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,480 I can imagine becoming a vampire. 368 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,280 The whole blood thing, it's not me. 369 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,920 The only problem is... 370 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:46,200 - My brother? - He's not big on inner peace. 371 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,680 But... 372 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,320 I could convert him? 373 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,800 Oh, sorry. 374 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,320 Didn't I mention? I'm vegetarian. 375 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,960 Got some badgers' noses. 376 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:02,240 - They're more gristle than meat. - Are you trying to give me a blood ulcer? 377 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,760 What in the name of the Impaler has happened to you? 378 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,800 I cleaned up my act, bro. 379 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,880 I had to. I was out of control, 380 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,880 draining 50 peasants a day. 381 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,720 I tried everything to cut down - patches, hypnotherapy. 382 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:20,400 Nothing worked. Then I met a bunch of new-age werewolves. 383 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,000 - Why does it always have to be werewolves? - Dad. 384 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 They told me if I'd eat good, I'd do good. 385 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,160 Dad, this is the 21st century. 386 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:34,000 All the cool vampires are living blood-free. I was thinking, perhaps, 387 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,560 possibly, maybe you could give it a try. 388 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,840 Maybe. 389 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,880 Maybe we could live in a little cottage, 390 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,280 and eat nuts, and grow daffodils. 391 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,960 NEVER! 392 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,600 - A vegetarian vampire? - Yeah... 393 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,640 Slayer's blood. 394 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,800 I don't believe you. You said living blood-free was our best chance! 395 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,000 Blood-free was a deluded dream! Tell him, Ivan! 396 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,920 He's right. This is sensational. 397 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:28,360 I haven't felt this undead in years. There's only one way for us to live, 398 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,480 up to our eyes in BLOOD! 399 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,800 It didn't last very long. 400 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,640 Go on. In you get. 401 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,160 But...I want to stay with you. 402 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,880 SQUEAKING 403 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,400 So long, Wolfie. 404 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,120 Give my regards to your mother. 405 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,960 Good riddance, eh, Master? 406 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,720 WOLFIE HOWLS 407 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,320 Just you and me again now, Sire. 408 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,640 As it should be. 409 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,240 Wait! 410 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,200 WHISTLES 411 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,760 I've reconsidered. 412 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,680 You may stay on a trial - a trial - basis. 413 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,760 But, Master! 414 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,040 Oh, but Master nothing! 415 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,160 So basically, there's no way out of it. 416 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,560 Your family will reject you 417 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,400 and eventually some slayer will hunt you down and stake you. 418 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,520 You make it sound so negative. 419 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,200 I'm sorry, Erin. 420 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,800 I'm sorry this has happened to you. 421 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,080 I was bitten. 422 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,320 We both know what that means. 423 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,680 I'm never going to see my brother again, am I? 424 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,240 Maybe. 425 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,760 How can I? After everything you've told me? 426 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,480 Breathers and vampires can't mix! 427 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,640 That could change. 428 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,760 How? 429 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,000 All my life, 430 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,480 I've been living up to other people's expectations. 431 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:29,040 I feel perhaps you're not trying your best to pass this blood test. 432 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:34,120 I know no son and heir of mine would fail something so straightforward, 433 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,000 and if they did, well, 434 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,840 they wouldn't be my son and heir for very long. 435 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:44,000 Are you saying you'd disown me if I fail the test? 436 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,920 No, of course not. 437 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,920 I'd just deny all knowledge of your existence. 438 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,760 You are the Chosen One. You must take your place on the throne. 439 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,000 I'm sorry, Your Grandness, but I think there's been a mistake. 440 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,920 You'll know you are the Chosen One 441 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,360 when you sacrifice the life you love 442 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:12,240 to save the family you love. 443 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,080 Robin, the crown. Now. 444 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,120 That's my Vladdy! 445 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,240 It's my life. 446 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,200 I'll make this Chosen One thing work for me. 447 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,600 How're you going to do that? 448 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,880 When I get my full powers, 449 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,840 I'll do things my way. 450 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,120 They want me to lead vampires out of the shadows, take over the world, 451 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,760 OK. But nobody gets hurt. 452 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,520 Nobody gets hurt? 453 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,080 I want vampires and breathers to live together in peace. 454 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,080 I want the bloodshed to end, 455 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,200 forever. 456 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,640 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 457 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,680 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 458 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:49,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31816

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