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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,200 Victory is mine! 2 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,680 Tremble at the power of the mighty Dracula. 3 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,280 It was Colonel Blood with the garlic in the dungeon! 4 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,560 Ha! I win. 5 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:46,320 - Let's see the cards, then. - Are you calling me a cheat? 6 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,880 Dad, you cheat at everything. Chess, Snap, Scrabble... 7 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,520 - Bloxiplop is a real word! - Yeah, Transylvanian 8 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:00,400 for "my Dad's pants are on fire", now show us the cards. 9 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,760 Why do all our games have to end like this? 10 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,400 Because you're losers. 11 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,000 Slewdo, the game of detective fun for vampires aged 8-100! 12 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,040 It's pitiful. What would the Grand High Vampire say if he saw this? 13 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,280 Luckily, the Grand High Vampire isn't here now. 14 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,480 Master! The Grand High Vampire is here... 15 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,520 right now! 16 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,040 Robin, you've got to get out. You're in danger! 17 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,440 Hide! 18 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:44,440 Ah. Your Grandness, what an unexpected honour! 19 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,960 This isn't a social call, Dracula. 20 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,160 We are here on official business. 21 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,880 We? 22 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,760 Justice Moroi! 23 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,680 - Show off. - Count Dracula, 24 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,240 you are charged with gross misconduct - rule three, 25 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,520 paragraph five, sub-clause nine of ancient vampire law. 26 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:16,840 Rule three, paragraph five, sub-clause nine? 27 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,360 - What does that mean? - No idea. - It means...death. 28 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,400 Your death. 29 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,000 Dad! What are you doing? You're supposed to be revising. 30 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,680 - What's the point? - What's the point? 31 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,120 Slaying is our destiny! 32 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:49,080 - Your mum didn't think so. - I know. 33 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:55,360 She begged me to forget about vampires. I just couldn't do it. 34 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,520 No wonder she left. 35 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Again. She couldn't even bring herself to leave a note. 36 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:06,680 Dad, I miss Mum too, but think about it... 37 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,680 we've sacrificed everything for this. 38 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,720 If we're not slayers, 39 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,760 we're nothing. 40 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,080 You're right. Go on. Test me. 41 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,880 What metal, an alloy of silver and garlic, 42 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,480 can drain vampires of their powers? 43 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,840 I know this one. Um... 44 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,960 Argentalium. 45 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:36,880 But everyone knows that. Except you, Van Helstink. 46 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:45,120 Professor Chaney! He bullied me at Slayer School. 47 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:49,400 Well, school's out Professor, and nobody 48 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,400 calls me Van Helstink any more... 49 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,760 You don't check the graffiti in the toilets much, do you? 50 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,120 Shall we get on with the theory test? 51 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:07,120 That won't be necessary. Ofslay are emphasising practical targets. 52 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:14,360 To pass the inspection, all you need do is slay one vampire. 53 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:21,720 Count Dracula, you are accused of shaming vampires everywhere, 54 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,280 by associating with breathers and slayers. 55 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:31,200 How very dare you! I shan't rest until I find the one 56 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,160 - who's accused me. - Shall I read you the list? 57 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,200 That'd be useful. Thanks. 58 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:42,480 - Your parents-in-law... - Oh, don't listen to those old coffin-lodgers. 59 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:48,520 Also, several vampire friends who attended your Hunt Ball last year. 60 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,120 Not friends, exactly. I hardly knew them. 61 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,600 And of course, your nephew, Boris. 62 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,440 - Boris?! - Boris! 63 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:03,040 Yes. He wrote to me. Several times. 64 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:07,080 Accused you of all sorts of crimes. 65 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,600 Fraternising with slayers, befriending breathers... 66 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:15,840 - Oh, ridiculous! - I have several pages here about 67 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,040 someone called Elizabeth Branaugh. 68 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:25,080 In the end, I sent Justice Moroi to investigate if there was 69 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,200 any truth in these claims. 70 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,800 These charges are very serious, indeed. 71 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:38,720 - Have you anything to add? - There is one thing... 72 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:44,360 Sometimes, I've seen them play... board games. 73 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,840 Disgraceful. 74 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:54,160 - Oh, preposterous allegations! - Don't know what he's talking about! 75 00:05:54,160 --> 00:06:01,080 Silence! The trial will begin one hour before daybreak. 76 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,640 If you are found guilty, 77 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,680 it will be death by dawn for you, Count Dracula. 78 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,120 Don't you mean death... 79 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,760 - at dawn? - No. He said, death by dawn. 80 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,040 We drag you out, and wait for the sunlight to do its thing. 81 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,600 Oh...yes, that would do it. 82 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,600 Who made you judge, jury and executioner? 83 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,240 My card. 84 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,320 "Justice Moroi. 85 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,760 "Judge, Jury and Executioner." 86 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:31,680 - Any more questions? - Yeah, do I get a front row seat? 87 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,120 - Ingrid! - All right. Do we all get front row seats? 88 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,360 For your own father's execution? 89 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,920 - Of course you do. - Except for that half-fang. 90 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,480 Hey! Who are you calling half-fang? 91 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,600 I'm as good a vampire as you are! 92 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,320 I accept the challenge! The crypt, midnight 93 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:58,360 - for a duel to the death. - Will, you zombie-brained zombie! 94 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,480 - What did I do? - You picked a fight 95 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,120 with the second most powerful vampire! 96 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,320 Don't worry, I'm gonna get you out of here. 97 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,040 What are you doing? 98 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:12,560 Ah, just...getting this book on 99 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,120 ancient vampire law! 100 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,120 Don't worry, Dad, I'll get you out of this. 101 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,800 Everything's going to be fine... 102 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,080 probably. 103 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,720 All right, here we go. 104 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,480 - Wish me luck, Jonno! - In your own time. 105 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:35,680 This century if possible. 106 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,320 Not bad, Eric. 107 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,920 Good luck, Dad. 108 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,440 Here's the plan. We run away. You two go first, 109 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,520 while they're looking for you, I'll rescue Robin. 110 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,440 We meet up in Uncle Ivan's place, hide there 111 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:09,520 - till the heat's off. - No! Count Dracula does not run away. 112 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,200 You did last time. 113 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,680 Some of those peasants had really big pitchforks. 114 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:19,240 This is worse than any peasants. This is the Grand High Vampire! 115 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,200 By tomorrow, you'll be in California, or... 116 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,240 Decorating the inside of Renfield's Hoover. 117 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,800 - Your choice. - I choose neither! 118 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,920 I'm not leaving my castle. 119 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,080 Dad! What are we gonna do now? 120 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,240 What do you mean we? 121 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,280 Great. What do I do now? 122 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,600 No doubt about it. > 123 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,760 Dracula's guilty. 124 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:57,720 This whole place stinks of breather! 125 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,400 - Your Grandness, what's wrong? - I smell sweat. 126 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,560 Breather sweat! 127 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:13,680 What kind of vile abomination is this?! Filthy breather shoes! 128 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,280 - Dispose of them, Moroi. - At once. 129 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:28,000 Bite the neck of reality. You can't win with Moroi. 130 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,640 Don't underestimate me! I can take him on! 131 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:35,040 Then this is going to be more fun than I thought. 132 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,920 Choose your weapon. Sword... 133 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,760 ..or axe? 134 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:58,040 - PHRRT! - Who needs weapons? 135 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,880 Let's do this right now. 136 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,520 No. It must be at the appointed time and place. 137 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,840 I think underneath that mask, you're just a chicken. 138 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,640 Cluck, cluck, cluck... 139 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,640 CLUCKING CONTINUES 140 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,800 - Will! Ignore him. - Crypt. 141 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,440 Midnight. For a duel to the death. 142 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,320 This is not looking good, Zoltan. 143 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,000 Any bright ideas? 144 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,200 ZOLTAN SNORES 145 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,720 Zoltan! You are not helping. 146 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:46,160 That's because your father is as guilty as a puppy in a wet patch. 147 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,920 - He's doomed. Unless... - What? 148 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,160 The Count has the right to appeal to the Grand High Vampire. 149 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,880 - All he has to do is ask nicely. - You want the Prince of Darkness 150 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,040 to say please? 151 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,800 Like I said. He's doomed. 152 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,160 Vampire scum... I mean, target identified. 153 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:21,440 Now proceed at a moderate pace. I want to see a nice clean slaying. 154 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:26,480 Hold it steady! Remember your staking distances! 155 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,800 Don't be a back-seat slayer! 156 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,160 Take cover! 157 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,760 So do I lose marks for this? 158 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,920 Dad, I've got a plan. 159 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,160 EERIE MUSIC PLAYS 160 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,800 MUSIC CONTINUES 161 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,120 There you are. 162 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,200 - What are you doing? - CLOCK CHIMES 163 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,640 < CRASHING 164 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,320 Dad? 165 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,760 Dad are you down here? 166 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,440 Prepare to die! 167 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,520 Oh, it's you! 168 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,240 I thought you were the half-fang. 169 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:13,440 - He's 30 seconds late already. - Looks like the duel's off. - Mmm, shame. 170 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,480 So what are you doing down here? 171 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:22,800 - Uh, I live here, remember? - Don't get clever with me, Young Dracula! 172 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,920 No need for that, I'm just trying to find my dad. 173 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,040 He's not in his room, have you seen him? 174 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,880 - HE SNARLS - I'll take that as a no. 175 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,240 Excuse me, have you seen my... 176 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,520 Dad?! What happened? 177 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:54,360 The, er... Grand High Vampire's not feeling very well. 178 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,400 - We must get you out before Moroi... - Before Moroi finds out what? 179 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,560 The Grand High Vampire has been slain! 180 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,920 What do you have to say for yourself, Dracula? I'm waiting. 181 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,760 Ahh-choo! 182 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,680 Oops. 183 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,240 The Grand High Vampire was a cunning, vicious predator, 184 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:30,360 the perfect vampire. And now you, Count Dracula, have murdered him! 185 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,160 - The only murderer in this room is you! - Uh? 186 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:38,280 - Day walker! What? - You heard me! 187 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,960 It happened at midnight. 188 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,840 - What are you doing? - CHIMING, CRASHING 189 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,240 - I saw you kill him! - But Moroi was with me... 190 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,600 - Are you sure about the time? - Positive! 191 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,200 The clock chimed... they were over here, 192 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,360 they had a fight. They must have knocked the clock over. 193 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,200 It stopped, at midnight exactly. 194 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,960 This stinking breather has made a mistake! It wasn't me. 195 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,160 It's hard to mistake a guy with a helmet for a face. 196 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,840 Oh, wait, don't tell me, you carry a spare one? 197 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,360 Actually I do. And I gave it to him! 198 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,800 Justice Moroi asked me to polish his spare battle helmet, 199 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:57,840 ready for the fight. I think that's what he said. 200 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,720 CLANG! 201 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,720 - And when I got back, the helmet was gone! - Then what happened? 202 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,240 Someone stole it! 203 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:26,840 - Pretending to be him. - And murdered the Grand High Vampire? 204 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:32,000 - Cool. - Not cool! Vamp-on-vamp violence is the ultimate crime. 205 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,800 I shall search this castle from battlement to crypt, 206 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:42,080 until I find the fiendish murderer. Starting in your room, Count Dracula! 207 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:51,200 - You're wasting your time! There's nothing here! - Oh, really? 208 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,200 And what do you call this? 209 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,960 Garlic perfume! 210 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,680 I bought that for my wife. 211 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,880 You were trying to kill Mum? 212 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:13,360 - No, just give her a nasty rash. - Dad! 213 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:17,120 It doesn't prove that I killed the Grand High Vampire! 214 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,320 No, but this does! 215 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:27,840 Right! That's it! Count Dracula, I sentence you to... 216 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:35,280 Death! Death to all you vampires! 217 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:39,520 Waaargghhh! 218 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,880 SCREAMING CONTINUES 219 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,440 - Dad! - Warrrrrgh! 220 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,560 Professor Chaney, I knew I'd prove myself to you one day... 221 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:01,680 - Yet again, Eric, you made one basic error. - Oh, what now? 222 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,120 Never take time out to gloat, because... 223 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,200 Vampires have super speed! 224 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,720 Don't be too disappointed. 225 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:18,040 You still get to witness the execution of Count Dracula! 226 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:22,520 When are you going to get it through that thick helmet of yours 227 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:27,080 - that you have no evidence against me? - And what do you call this?! 228 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,760 - METALLIC RATTLE - What's that noise? 229 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,960 An earring?! 230 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,120 What? 231 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,640 - Oh, that... - Explain yourself, girl! 232 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,000 Keep your leather pants on, Justice Moron. 233 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,320 Yes, I took your stupid helmet. 234 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,120 I was trying to come up with a plan to save my boyfriend. 235 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,360 When I saw that maggot running for his life, 236 00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:02,840 I went to investigate, spotted the helmet, and it gave me an idea. 237 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,800 HE GRUNTS 238 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:19,000 - Will? - GRUFFLY: - I mean, half-fang? 239 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,320 What's wrong with your voice? 240 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,600 Um, I've...er... 241 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,800 got a sore throat. 242 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,520 So I'm cancelling the fight. 243 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:34,400 You really are a chicken! Cluck, cluck, cluck... 244 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,800 Silence or I'll rip off your wings and stuff you with them. 245 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,360 Sorry, Justice Moroi. 246 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:45,200 Who? I mean, yes, well. 247 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:51,320 - Just don't let it happen again. - You dared impersonate me? 248 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:56,480 It was brave. That helmet stinks of zit cream and bat breath... 249 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,200 so I ditched it in Dad's room. 250 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,640 You framed me for Grand High Vampicide! 251 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,760 - Yes. - You see, Moroi, 252 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,640 your evidence is worthless. 253 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,640 Maybe. There's still the matter 254 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,280 - of you fraternising with breathers and slayers. - You'll never prove it! 255 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,880 Oh, I don't think I'll have too much trouble. 256 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,120 That reminds me. 257 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,000 Why are those breathers still breathing? 258 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,960 Because they are my evidence. Nobody is to harm them... 259 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:34,840 until the execution is over. Then we shall squeeze them like lemons. 260 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,680 Dad! 261 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,600 Count Dracula?! 262 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,720 Don't worry, Dad, I'll save you! 263 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,520 Nice hat! 264 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,400 Where's your clipboard now, baldie? 265 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,640 And so, Count Dracula, your death is nigh, and vampires everywhere 266 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:19,320 will rejoice at your demise. Ha-ha-ha! 267 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,360 Pssst! You've got to get out of there! 268 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,360 Oh, well done, Robin. 269 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:31,200 Unfortunately, this cage is made of argentalium. 270 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:38,360 - It drains vampire powers. - Can't you just turn into smoke or something? 271 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,560 Oh, he'll soon be turning into smoke...permanently. 272 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,480 Count Dracula, you are guilty 273 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,640 of fraternising with slayers and breathers... 274 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,120 Stop! You can't do this! 275 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,920 Course I can. 276 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:56,440 Face it, Vlad, you've lost. And I sentence you to... 277 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,600 No. You actually can't do this! 278 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:03,160 We still have the right to appeal to the new Grand High Vampire. 279 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,160 You'll have to postpone the execution. 280 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,120 Fine. 281 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,080 MOROI CHUCKLES 282 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,120 I guess you should start appealing. 283 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,800 You're going to make yourself the Grand High Vampire? 284 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,560 Executions are so much fun! 285 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:38,440 I hereby crown myself Grand High Vampire... 286 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,720 Right, slayer time! 287 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,720 Take that, vampire! 288 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,960 - Boris! - Boris! - Zit cream and bat breath! 289 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,080 - Of course! - Boris. 290 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,080 - Why? - Revenge, Vlad. 291 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,320 Sweet, sweet revenge. 292 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,040 How could I be so stupid? 293 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,080 I've been asking myself that for 14 years. 294 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,200 You killed the Grand High Vampire and tried to frame my dad! 295 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,400 - But you said he was with you! - Yeah, at midnight. 296 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,480 But the murder didn't happen at midnight, did it? 297 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,640 You planned it all along! 298 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:23,760 - You knew Robin was there... - There you are. 299 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:29,520 - You changed the time on the clock... - What are you doing? 300 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,480 You murdered the Grand High Vampire... 301 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,680 CHIMING, CRASHING 302 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,400 I can't believe I nearly fell for that corny time-switch trick! 303 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,880 - What happened to the real Justice Moroi? - What d'you think? 304 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,360 You murdered him too? 305 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,840 You're as mad as a kipper! 306 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:58,000 Well, now we've sorted that out, can someone get me out of this cage? 307 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,560 Sorry, Uncle Count! But your sentence, it still stands. 308 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,560 - You don't have that right. - Oh, but I will, 309 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,160 when I become the Grand High Vampire! 310 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,840 SHRIEKING 311 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,000 The Crown! It destroyed him! 312 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,720 Like I'm going to destroy all you vampires! 313 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,640 Prepare to die, foul stench on the breath of humanity! 314 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,840 Come here and say that, slayer! 315 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,680 - All right. - Closer. 316 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,040 Oh, closer. 317 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,480 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 318 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,520 Dad! What, what's wrong? 319 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,440 Change of plan. Come on, Jonno, 320 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,680 we're going home. 321 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,400 I don't understand. 322 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,520 Actually, I don't understand anything that's happened. 323 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,560 At least someone's acting normally today. 324 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,120 When you've quite finished, 325 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,960 could somebody please get me out of here before dawn?! 326 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,560 I'm coming, Master! 327 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:54,480 Eric Van Helsing, you have failed your Ofslay Inspection 328 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,640 and you are ejected from the Slayer's Guild. 329 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,960 This HQ is now Guild property. 330 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,840 Stake and badge, please? 331 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,280 I'll leave you to collect your belongings. 332 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,760 Close the door on your way out. 333 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:42,080 - Dad, what's going on? - I've let you down, son. 334 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,520 What do you mean? 335 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,600 The Count! 336 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,360 - He's got your mum! - No! 337 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,160 She's a prisoner. He said if I didn't leave quietly... 338 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,640 we'd never see her again. 339 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,520 Dad, what do we do now? 340 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,280 Whatever it takes. 341 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,240 It's time to bite back. 342 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,320 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 343 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,360 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 344 00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:50,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26438

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