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We're agreed - whatever we do, let's make sure Dad doesn't find out tomorrow is...
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Valentine's! My favourite feast day!
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And I've put in a special order for a flavoursome female.
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Oh!
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And she has arrived early, Master!
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Renfield, I asked for a delectable lady,
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not a pox-ridden gnome in a wig!
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Waargh!
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Dad, remember the rules - no biting.
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Oh, come on, Vladdy! It's Valentine's, and I'm feeling lucky.
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You'll have to be in your condition.
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I mean, how long is it since you last bit a breather?
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Well, it's been, er...
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Well, I mean, er...
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Exactly! I bet you couldn't even bite Mrs Branagh!
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That ready meal? I could have her warmed up in seconds.
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- And any other woman in this village, for that matter!
- Yeah, yeah(!)
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You're all mouth and no fangs.
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- You dare to challenge the Prince of Darkness?!
- And?
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Nice one, Ingrid(!)
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So,
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Operation Valentine's. And remember, not a word to your...
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Gonna get that right if you keep doing that. That's good. Ooh, yeah!
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Mmm!
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Maybe we should hold off for a while?
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Mum only moved back in was because we promised we'd given up slaying.
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Tomorrow's Valentine's Day! Or "Bag A Breather Day", as vampires call it.
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And I saw the way he looked at your mum. I'm certain she's in danger.
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I thought you'd let this vampire thing go.
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Right, I'm off to work.
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Oh, Graham,
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- stick this in the post for me, will you?
- Ah, yes - Valentine's tomorrow!
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Oh, it's not for you!
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It's for Mr Count.
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Poor thing, stuck in the castle all on his own.
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You mean you fancy him?
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Of course not, you big softie!
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- I mean, I don't fancy Ian, Paul or Robin but I send them a Valentine's card each year.
- Oh, what?!
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You mean you're my secret admirer?
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What, you really thought somebody out there liked you?
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Actually, freak-boy, somebody does. And I'm taking her to the Valentine's Ball.
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No way! I've got a date as well!
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- Nice one.
- Come on, then.
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- Who are the lucky girls?
- Ingrid.
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Hey, Ingrid, what's going on?
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We can't all be going to the Valentine's Ball with you.
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Exactly. So I've decided to charge everybody ?5 and pull a name out of a hat.
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Great! I'm in!
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So you really think my mum might be in danger? Again!
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- Valentine's Day brings out the worst in my dad.
- And everyone else. It's a load of rubbish if you ask me.
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Fools! There's no way I'm falling for it.
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Hey, it's my first day here.
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Could you show me the way to reception?
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I'll teach Ingrid to call me "all mouth and no fangs"! Ha!
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You can't let her get away with that, Master. Have you got a plan?
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Of course! I am Count Dracula!
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Ladies fall at my feet.
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And if they don't...
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..then I'll make them!
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375, 380, 385!
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That's every boy except one.
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- Come on, then! Who's forgotten to buy their tickets?
- Will Clark.
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Will Clark?!
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Never heard of him! What does he look like?
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Me.
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Look, do you want to go to the ball with me or not?
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Nah, ain't really my thing.
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- Yeah, well, me neither.
- Yeah, well, you better give these
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- guys back their money then.
- No, wait!
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I am going to the ball really!
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You have no idea who you're messing with - mortal!
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So does that mean we've still got a chance?
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Yeah!
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"Le Trappe Pour Vampire".
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My very own irresistible perfume!
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More poodle.
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More grown-man's tears.
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And finally
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for that secret ingredient, the one that few women can resist...
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..chocolate.
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Right.
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Time to turn on the Dracula charm!
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- Robin, you...!
- Sorry.
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So, are you going to the Valentine's ball tomorrow?
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As if. Who would I meet in this dump?
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You never know, you could meet the man of your dreams.
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- Are you a footballer?
- No.
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- Are you famous?
- No. - Do you live in a castle?
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Well, no, but I have got...
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Actually I do live in a castle.
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When I'm not in my LA crib, innit?
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Hi. I'm Delila!
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Sweet.
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Right then,
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where were we?
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Dad, you have got Mum a Valentine's present for tomorrow?
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Yes! I'm going to protect her from a blood-sucking vampire!
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- We can get into the castle...
- Right, well, I'm gonna order some
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- chocolates.
- Just...
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Wait, wait! What about the plan?
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Thanks!
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- Safe, Ingrid!
- No-one is "safe".
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And no-one makes me look...
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Makes me look...
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Ingrid? Are you all right?
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No!
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GLOBE CRASHES
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- Woa! What just happened?
- Nothing!
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Nothing happened, all right!
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Yeah, whatever.
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OK.
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Wow! This place must be worth a fortune.
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- Yeah, well, thanks for seeing me home.
- What?!
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You're not going to ask me in?
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Oh, I've, er... I've left my keys at school.
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Yeah, I know. We better just be going. Brilliant!
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Hey! Automatic doors - that's posh!
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This room would make such a good gym.
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We'd have to get rid of that fireplace, of course.
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And clear out all this antique rubbish.
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Erm, the thing is, my erm...dad will be sleeping and it's not a good idea to wake him.
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Ruff! Ruff! Stranger danger!
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Oh, that is really cute! Hello!
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I'm bored of it. How do you switch it off?
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- Ow! Madam, that is not a button!
- Who's there?
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- Just me, Dad!
- Dad? - Hi, Vlad!
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This is Delila, my girlfriend.
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Delila?
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So, it's up to the castle, slay the Count and
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complete Operation Valentine's - all before your mum gets back.
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Surprise!
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I thought we'd have a family night in.
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Yeah!
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We'll, er...cook dinner?
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Mission aborted.
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Wotcha!
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How does this sun bed work, then?
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Dad, no!
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Oi!
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That's Delila. She's a friend from school.
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And already you've got her into a coffin? You dark horse! Oh, Vlad,
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remember the rules -
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no biting!
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Your dad's cool. Is he a rock star?
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I think it's time you left.
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Welcome to the Vampire Helpline.
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If you are losing your fangs, say one.
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If you can't stand the sight of blood, say two.
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- If you are unable to achieve hypnosis, say...
- Three!
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- Has this ever happened before?
- No.
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- Are you feeling stressed?
- No.
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- Is the breather in question attractive?
- Well, sort of. But I don't see how that's relevant.
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I'm sorry I did not understand your answer.
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- Is the breather in question attractive?
- Yes! - Does lighting flicker in their presence?
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Duh! You're in love with a breather.
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What?! I am not in love with a breather!
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SHE SCREAMS IN RAGE
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I must say, I was very impressed with your young lady earlier.
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You certainly are a chip off the old fang.
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Delila is Robin's girlfriend, not mine.
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Then crush him! Steal her away!
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Dad! I can't make her like me, can I?
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Ah, you'd be surprised what we vampires can do.
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"Le Trappe Pour Vampire".
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Guaranteed to make even the most hideous louse irresistible.
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That's scary!
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It's also cheating.
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You're not gonna use this on Mrs Branagh, are you?
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- Oh, I promise you the Branagh woman is quite safe.
- You promise!
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Vampire's honour!
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Cross my cold, unbeating heart.
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COCK CROWS
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Ah, Valentine's Day at last!
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Time to "Bag a Breather"!
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What's going on?
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Sorry, Dad, I just can't trust you.
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But I gave you my word!
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- Exactly.
- Vladimir?
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Let me out immediately!
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Renfield!
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I can't help you, Master!
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I'm locked in the chest!
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BANGING
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FURIOUS BANGING
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Let me out, you traitor!
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- Dad?
- Nosferatu!
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What you doing?
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Shhh, I'm guarding your mum. It's Valentine's Day and she's a prime
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target. There's no way I'm letting her out of my sight!
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Morning!
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- Just been for a run up at the castle.
- The castle?!
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Yes, the castle!
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And, look, I wasn't bitten once!
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CAR DRAWS UP
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Delivery for Mina Van Helsing.
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Oooh! Thank you!
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I wonder who these could be from.
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Eh, Dad?
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The Count! Of course!
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Good thinking, Jonno! It could be a human heart!
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Or a blood bomb! Or...
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maybe it's even the Count himself!
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- Die! Die!
- Or maybe it's the chocolates you ordered!
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Happy Valentine's Day?
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Thanks.
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Robin!
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Oh, hey, Vlad. I, er, can't stop, I'm...
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- Meeting your girlfriend?
- Yeah.
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- Look, about pretending I lived in the castle...
- Don't worry. All's fair in love and war, eh?
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Exactly! So we're still friends?
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Friends.
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So, yeah, it's actually me who lives in a castle.
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- But I'm sure you still want to go out with Robin, so...
- Delila!
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Hiya, Robin!
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You're dumped! And, yes, Vlad, I would love
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to go to the ball with you. See ya!
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Somebody loves you.
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Don't know why.
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Arrrrrgh!
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It's all right, they're only rats.
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Only rats?!
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What do you want, snakes with flick knives?
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It's for me? Oh, I'm touched.
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Touched?! You're supposed to be scared witless!
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See you at the ball later.
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- I thought you weren't going to the ball.
- Yeah, well I... changed my mind. - Tough!
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The ball's cancelled. Rat infestation.
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EVERYONE SCREAMS
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- Well, thanks a lot. I had a date with Delila!
- Aww!
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Have I ruined your evening?
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- Bonus. Anyway, I thought you'd be guarding Dad?
- Don't worry,
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Dad's going nowhere.
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Ah, Vlad, Ingrid.
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Now, there's no need to worry, your father got himself locked in a...
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What was it again?
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I hypnotised her so she wouldn't remember.
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I'm so lucky Elizabeth happened to drop by.
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No, I'm the lucky one, Mr Count. Thanks again for letting me hold
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the ball here tonight. Isn't it exciting?
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Robin, I can't believe you're letting our whole family go up there
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- again!
- Chloe, it's a school disco.
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In a vampire's castle!
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Come on, you two, glad rags on!
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There is no way I'm going to that Valentine's ball!
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I don't think she got many cards.
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LOUD MUSIC THUMPS
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Doesn't it look beautiful?
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Mmm. Lovely.
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I can't believe we have to be here.
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Well, you are a teacher, Eric. And this is the school ball.
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- The least you can do is be civil.
- Ah!
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What a delightful surprise!
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This way for drinks and...nibbles.
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Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off your mum.
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All set for your date with my girlfriend?
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- She's my girlfriend!
- Only cos you cheated!
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At least now she'll know the truth.
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Oh, so you've told her you're a vampire, then?
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Well, I can't tell her that, can I?
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Vladimir! Where is my bottle of 'Le Trappe'?
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And don't even think about lying!
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- I threw it away.
- What? The whole lot?! But I haven't used a drop of it yet!
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- Why?
- Well, because, you're the Prince of Darkness?
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You don't need some cheap perfume.
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Well, I suppose I am pretty irresistible, yes.
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You're right, Vladdy.
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Last one to the dance floor is a loveless louse! Ha, ha!
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MUSIC TEMPO SLOWS
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MUSIC STOPS
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Ladies and...Lordies, please find your Valentine
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for our traditional Transylvanian maypole dance!
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TRANSYLVANIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYS
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So it turns out Delila didn't fancy either of us.
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Not yet, she doesn't.
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Vlad!
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Let's do it!
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Careful, this is really strong stuff.
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Great! Now look what you've done!
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Hey, boys.
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Hey!
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GIRLS SCREAM
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Come on, ladies - one at a time, please.
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Takes after his father, that one.
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Mina!
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Run!
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Lonely
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That was my name
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Until I hit this town
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My loves were hand-me-downs
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Lonely
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That was my game
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Now...
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- What are we doing here?
- We need to find an antidote, quickly!
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If only I'd learned to fart at will!
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- What?
- Well, that normally gets rid of Chloe.
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That's it!
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We just need to find the right smell!
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Hurry up!
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All right. Er... Cat food?
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Monkey droppings? Rotten eggs? Which one?
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Just mix them all together!
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Come on Vlad, faster!
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Hurry up!
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ALL: Urgh!
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You two are such losers!
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Let's never argue over a girl again.
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Deal.
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Where is she?
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HE GAGS
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I have a little Valentine's gift for you.
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Sorry about the spelling, I had Renfield carve it.
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Now it's time for my Valentine gift.
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- Room service!
- Yes, yes. Now go away!
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Where am I?
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Well, hello.
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No, no, no! Renfield!
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Hey, Ingrid.
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- You've got some choc...
- You are so transparent!
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Dancing with that bubble-brained wannabe in a pathetic
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attempt to make me jealous!
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It worked then?
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Boys!
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Mina!
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- Mum!
- Go away!
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What have you done with her?!
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Nothing. She ran off with that cockroach Renfield.
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You're gonna pay for this...
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Did you say Renfield?!
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I'd rather not talk about it right now.
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HE SNIFFS
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Oh, you are so adorable!
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No, I'm not! Get off me!
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Mina!
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Eric, isn't he handsome?
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Urgh!
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It's all right, darling. You're safe. Safe, safe.
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- Eric, what have you done?
- Saved you from a vampire!
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I knew you'd have to cause trouble. You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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I've never seen Ingrid look so...
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happy.
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EXPLOSION, EVERYONE SCREAMS
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Everyone, outside now!
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SHE SQUEALS
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Now that is more like it.
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