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- Previously on "Wrecked"...
- What is that?
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It's a priest character from the game.
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I risked my life to steal this.
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- What?!
- Come on!
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Hey, can you bark like
a dog, Half Pint?
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- [YIPPING]
- [LAUGHS]
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Meat is murder.
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Oh, s-so you're a hypocrite.
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I'm not a hypocrite. I value all life.
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Does anyone know any of our last names?
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See? We're no one to each other.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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- [BEEPS, UNLATCHES]
- She did it.
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Tell Declan you found us all
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barricaded at the power station!
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Once they get out of the
mansion, we can slip right in.
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- [SPITS]
- Oh!
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I want them dead.
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Declan, what if they get to the radio?
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That won't be a problem.
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I must say...
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you've put on one hell of a show,
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but we now have you surrounded,
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and you have nowhere left to run.
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So I'll make this easy for you.
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If you come out now,
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I will honor the terms of
our original agreement
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and spare one of your lives.
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But if you decide to
stay inside my home,
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hiding like cowards,
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I will kill you all.
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As befitting a gentleman,
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I'll give you 30 seconds to decide.
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- Hey, Dec. Dec.
- [GRUNTS]
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Your choice is... What?
What? What? What?!
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What are you muttering about?!
I got... I gotta go.
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You're pulling my leg.
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- Can't that wait?
- No, it can't!
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Nature calls. I gotta
answer this sombitch.
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Honestly, I'd love a little breather.
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My, uh, jumper's knee is
kinda acting up. I gotta...
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Hell, if we're taking a break,
I could slam a protein bar.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fi... How long do you need?
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[SIGHS] Ideally, 15.
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But I mean, I could, like,
muscle it out in 10 if...
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Stop. Stop. Stop talking.
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10 minutes! You've got 10 minutes,
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then we come in and kill
you all, all right?!
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All right?!
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Christ on the cross.
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I'm trying to create a sense of menace,
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a sense of... of dread... [FARTS]
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and you tits are ruining it!
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[FARTING CONTINUES]
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[WRAPPER CRINKLES]
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- Declan, you want some of this, man?
- Shut...
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Well, if we surrender, maybe
one of us could live?
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The rich... they'll hunt whoever wins.
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Declan told me. They're
gonna kill us all.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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Well, then, that's that.
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No.
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No, we are not gonna die here today.
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We are gonna get out of this together.
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Because Danny was right.
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We're a family.
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- No, we're not.
- You said it yourself.
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We don't even know each
other's last names.
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[SIGHS]
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You want to know what my last name is?
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It's the same as all of yours.
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It's "Island."
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My name is Owen Island.
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- What?
- What are you talking about?
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- Your last name is "Island"?
- We...
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That's dumb. I mean, is it Dutch?
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It's not [CHUCKLES]
actually my last name.
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Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl...
I'm saying...
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I'm thinking of a name
that would unify us
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because we all crashed on an island.
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Um...
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Look...
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when we crashed, we were
just a bunch of strangers
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stuck together.
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But we have been through so much,
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that now we really are like a family.
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So, it doesn't matter
what our last names were.
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What... What... What
matters is that now...
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we may as well share a name.
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My last name's Island, too.
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I'm Danny Island.
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Then I'm Florence Island.
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And I'm Jess Island.
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Yeah, I'm...
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Todd Island.
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But sometimes we bang, so...
are you, like, my sister?
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I don't really know how this works.
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I'm Karen Cushman-Island.
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Didn't change my name for Anthony,
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and I'm sure as shit not
gonna change it for you,
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but I'm happy to hyphenate.
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All right, y'all ain't
gonna believe this,
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but my actual last name is Island.
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I'm Bruce Island. Hand to Jesus.
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I'm Stewart Island!
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Yep, I'm changing both my names.
I've always hated "Steve."
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- Uh, Steve, that's not really the...
- Stewart.
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- It's Stewart.
- [GRUNTS]
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Oh, my God!
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[GROANS]
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And I'm Pack Island!
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Have you just been hiding
there this whole time?
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Yeah, I have.
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And even though it was kinda muffled,
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I agree with everything.
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And I'm done hiding.
I'm ready to fight!
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So let's stick it to those
rich assholes, huh?!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Yeah! Let's do it!
- I love family!
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So... what's the plan?
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Danny... got any crazy ideas?
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Listen up, people!
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We've got T-minus eight minutes
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to booby-trap the shit
out of this house.
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We're talking homemade explosives...
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deadly kitchenware...
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marbles all over the floor.
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They should be sliding they
asses all over this place.
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Oh, and, guys?
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Really think about your last quip
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before you go in for the kill.
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It should be short and punchy,
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but also emotional.
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Like, for example, I may say,
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"Well, isn't this rich?"
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Then bam!
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You see, that played on
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both their financial circumstances
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and my own personal history.
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Actually...
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that one's really good.
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Shit. I may use that.
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Oh, wow. You're done finally.
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Good. Have you, um... eaten your snack?
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Yeah.
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- Taken your shit?
- Oh, yeah.
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Knee feeling good?
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Yeah.
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Great. Well...
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let's hunt.
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All right.
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Time's up.
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Prepare to die.
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The vents? [CHUCKLES]
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Too easy.
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FLORENCE: Aah!
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[GRUNTING]
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- What the hell is this?!
- It's a red flag, mother...
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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[GRUNTS]
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The hell?
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Half Pint!
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Oh, shit.
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Looks like you got a little
pair of nuts on you after all.
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- [GUNFIRE]
- Aah!
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Well, where you going, little doggy?
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I got a treat for you.
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[BRUCE COUGHING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Aah! Son of a...
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You sure this is gonna work?
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Of course this is gonna work.
Why wouldn't it work?
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Because it's just strings and marbles?
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Strings and marbles?
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You think this is just
strings and marbles?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Let me try and explain this to you.
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Once he enters, he's gonna
slip on the marbles,
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stumble forward, and trip the wire.
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That'll dump the syrup,
which will catch the fan,
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blasting him with feathers.
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Momentarily blinded... [GROANS]...
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He'll reach for the hot doorknob.
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[SCREAMS]
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Then he'll fall through the window.
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[SCREAMS] Plummeting!
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Straight to his death.
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Yeah, I just don't see any
of this actually working.
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- [CLICK IN DISTANCE]
- [QUIETLY] Wait. Shut the [BLEEP] up.
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Somebody's coming.
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This could be it.
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Hey! Get over here!
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Hey.
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It's the nerdy one.
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It would've been so much
better if it was Peabody,
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'cause we have that,
like, shared history...
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Danny! [STAMMERS]
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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Shh! Shh, shh.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Oh, I see.
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A little game of cat and... Aah!
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[BODY THUDS]
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[MARBLES CLATTERING]
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Huh.
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You think he would've hit
the feathers by now.
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Oh.
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I did not expect this.
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[LIGHTER CLINKS]
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Hey, there, friend. Care for a drink?
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How about our house specialty?
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We call it a Molo-Todd cocktail.
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[SCREAMS]
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[BODY THUDS]
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Hell, yeah!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?
Tell me someone saw that.
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Did anyone see that?
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Oh, my God!
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[GRUNTING]
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Freaking creep!
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- Ow! That's me!
- Shit! Sorry.
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Aah!
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Freeze!
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Drop the knife
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or I'll shoot you. I swear to God.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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You're the vegan, right?
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What?
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What was it you said again?
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That you respect all life?
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[CHUCKLES] You're not gonna kill me.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm a hypocrite, bitch.
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[GUNSHOT]
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[BODY THUDS]
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Ew!
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Eugh!
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[BLEEP] It's in my mouth!
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Look at his freakin' head.
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Oh, sick!
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Oh, it's so gross!
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BREWSTER: Half Pint!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Well, this is more like it.
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Half Pint hiding like a little bitch.
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I know you're in here.
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[SINGSONG VOICE] Half Pint.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Come
on out, little doggy.
272
00:12:23,537 --> 00:12:25,937
Now, where could he be?
273
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,039
[DOOR OPEN]
274
00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:28,457
Aaaaaah!
275
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,529
[GRUNTING]
276
00:12:30,152 --> 00:12:32,097
Take it! Take it!
277
00:12:32,122 --> 00:12:34,615
[BOTH GRUNTING]
278
00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:37,381
Are you throwing a trout at me?!
279
00:12:37,711 --> 00:12:48,800
280
00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:52,694
[CHUCKLES]
281
00:12:53,513 --> 00:12:55,146
- Well...
- [GUN COCKS]
282
00:12:55,171 --> 00:12:57,006
looky here.
283
00:12:57,230 --> 00:13:01,025
Half Pint is about to become No Pint.
284
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,975
285
00:13:04,153 --> 00:13:06,287
You know what?
286
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,747
Do that little funny dog bark
287
00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,837
for me one more time, Half Pint.
288
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,040
Hey.
289
00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:15,782
I said bark funny like a dog.
290
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,661
291
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:23,175
No. I'm not a dog.
292
00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:25,791
I'm a medium-sized man.
293
00:13:26,423 --> 00:13:27,923
Suit yourself.
294
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,778
KAREN: Hey.
295
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,737
Woof woof.
296
00:13:31,762 --> 00:13:33,861
[GRUNTS]
297
00:13:35,387 --> 00:13:37,537
That big, old bitch.
298
00:13:38,057 --> 00:13:40,583
[BODY THUDS]
299
00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:43,128
Oh, my God.
300
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,556
Hell, yeah, Karen!
301
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,313
And that line... "Woof woof"?
302
00:13:48,338 --> 00:13:49,871
I mean, come on!
303
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,508
That really came full circle.
304
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:54,321
I said it because that's
the sound a doggy makes.
305
00:13:55,974 --> 00:13:57,106
Yeah.
306
00:13:57,131 --> 00:14:04,336
307
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:07,132
[GUNSHOTS IN THE DISTANCE]
308
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,247
309
00:14:09,272 --> 00:14:10,839
[GUN COCKS]
310
00:14:10,864 --> 00:14:12,630
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
311
00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:14,362
Shit!
312
00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:17,068
Oh, yeah.
313
00:14:17,468 --> 00:14:19,527
[GRUNTS]
314
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:30,916
315
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,482
[GUN CLICKS]
316
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,266
STEVE: Well, well, well.
317
00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:37,674
Look at these tables turning.
318
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:41,235
319
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,634
- [GLASS CLINKING]
- Shh, shh, shh.
320
00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:50,266
[WHISPERING] Someone's inside.
321
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,189
[WHISPERING] Good thing we've got...
322
00:14:52,214 --> 00:14:53,988
my stick.
323
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,779
Yeah. No, totally.
324
00:14:57,945 --> 00:15:00,538
It's just... I have a gun now.
325
00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,587
So maybe we just use that.
326
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:03,767
Yeah, that makes sense.
327
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,458
- Let's do that.
- Totally.
328
00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:06,537
Ready?
329
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:10,464
330
00:15:10,489 --> 00:15:13,944
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
331
00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:16,459
[GLASS CLINKING]
332
00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:18,818
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
333
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,079
[SLOW-MOTION YELLING, GLASS BREAKING]
334
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,790
335
00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:28,823
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [GUN CLICKING]
336
00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:33,907
[MUFFLED] What the [BLEEP]
337
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:36,267
Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
338
00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:37,636
I should've looked before
I started shooting.
339
00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:40,499
I realize that now.
This thing is crazy!
340
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,690
Babe!
341
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,515
[GRUNTS]
342
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,807
[NORMAL VOICE] Ew. God.
You're covered in blood.
343
00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,665
Well, yeah. Florence killed a guy.
344
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,190
Oh, nice.
345
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,317
I lit a dude on fire. It was so dope.
346
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,508
But it was also pretty gnarly.
347
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,646
I'm actually feeling
pretty weird about it.
348
00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,686
Where are the others?
349
00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:59,149
We're here.
350
00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:01,485
Oh, hey! What up?
351
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,288
Did you guys kill your guys, too?
352
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:04,911
Big-time. Karen crossbowed
353
00:16:04,936 --> 00:16:07,723
that John Wayne-looking
dipshit right in the chest!
354
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,410
We used marbles.
355
00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:13,943
- Wait. Where's Steve?
- DECLAN: Right here.
356
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:15,655
Nobody move
357
00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:19,187
or I will paint this
room with his brains.
358
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:22,153
I'm sorry! He got the jump on me.
359
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:24,554
I was in the study, and I
took a gun off the wall,
360
00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:26,355
but it turned out to be more
of a decorative number.
361
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,347
- Quiet, please.
- It wouldn't shoot.
362
00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:30,982
- T-The barrel wasn't even hollow.
- Quiet!
363
00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:34,100
- The trigger was glued.
- Quiet. Don't... Stop.
364
00:16:34,938 --> 00:16:36,505
Here's what's going to happen.
365
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:39,280
I'm going to my helicopter,
and I'm going to fly away.
366
00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:41,748
And if one of you so much
as farts in my direction,
367
00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:45,757
I will kill Steve, and you
don't want that, do you?
368
00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:48,609
Because you're all family!
369
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:52,228
Isn't that your whole goddamn thing?!
370
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,338
- Let's go.
- [GASPS]
371
00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:58,326
Jesus Christ, your
hands smell like piss.
372
00:16:58,529 --> 00:17:00,298
373
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,123
[DOOR OPENS]
374
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,813
Hey, Declan. Wait.
375
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:06,579
We can figure this out.
376
00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:08,230
No, we cannot.
377
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,316
Because despite your
best efforts, you lost.
378
00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:12,725
It's like I told Steve.
379
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,414
If you want to kill the king,
380
00:17:14,439 --> 00:17:17,702
you have to keep your
eyes on the prize.
381
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,800
- [QUIETLY] Eyes on the prize.
- So long, everyone.
382
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:23,194
You know, I wish I could say
it's been a pleasure, but...
383
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:25,074
But honestly it hasn't.
384
00:17:25,099 --> 00:17:27,352
I really despise every one of you.
385
00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,776
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
386
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:30,862
Chestmate.
387
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:35,598
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Did you just mean to say "checkmate"?
388
00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,825
Oh, Christ. You are the
most stupid person...
389
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,435
This is for Luther!
390
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,163
- Aah!
- [ALL SCREAMING]
391
00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:42,378
Aaaaaah!
392
00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:43,934
Ow! My eye!
393
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,577
Oh!
394
00:17:45,602 --> 00:17:46,847
[GRUNTS]
395
00:17:46,872 --> 00:17:48,863
[BODY THUDS]
396
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:54,692
397
00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:56,779
I told you that little
priest would be the key
398
00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:58,271
to us getting out of here.
399
00:17:58,296 --> 00:17:59,312
[LAUGHS]
400
00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:01,455
[ALL CHEERING]
401
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,951
- Whoo!
- Hell, yeah!
402
00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:07,906
403
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,212
How the hell do we get home?
404
00:18:10,237 --> 00:18:11,562
This is a dumb question,
405
00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:13,964
but does anyone know how
to fly a helicopter?
406
00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:16,238
BRUCE: Someone say "helicopter"?
407
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,220
[GASPS]
408
00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:20,847
- Bruce!
- [ALL CHEERING]
409
00:18:20,872 --> 00:18:22,840
You know how to fly a helicopter?
410
00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:26,233
Unless some other Bruce Island
did three tours in Desert Storm.
411
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,902
Let's get the hell out of
here before I bleed out.
412
00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:30,755
- Hell, yeah!
- [ALL CHEERING]
413
00:18:31,472 --> 00:18:46,380
414
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:51,436
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING
SLOWLY IN DISTANCE]
415
00:18:51,642 --> 00:18:54,940
[WHIRRING QUICKENS]
416
00:18:55,124 --> 00:18:59,159
417
00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:02,087
What's that sound?
418
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,960
It's the chopper.
419
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,450
Go!
420
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:13,308
421
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,485
Aloha, babies.
422
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:17,375
DANNY: Chet, what are you doing?!
423
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,973
If I let you go back,
ol' Chester's toast.
424
00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:23,272
You'll throw me in the clink just
'cause I murdered some dudes.
425
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,497
You still don't get it.
426
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:27,956
Chet is a survivor,
427
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:29,364
and I plan to...
428
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:31,512
What?!
429
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,938
What is he saying?!
430
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,591
I have no idea!
431
00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:38,515
[NO AUDIO]
432
00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:44,397
JESS: He can't actually
fly that thing, can he?!
433
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:47,085
BRUCE: Without any training,
it's damn near impossible!
434
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:52,070
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
435
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,381
Oh, God bless. He's gonna crash!
436
00:19:54,406 --> 00:19:55,406
Oh!
437
00:19:55,518 --> 00:20:03,257
438
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:08,400
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
439
00:20:10,363 --> 00:20:13,792
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
440
00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:16,959
Helen Mirren.
441
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:19,063
Alive.
442
00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:21,915
James Earl Jones. Ooh.
443
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,133
I'm gonna say dead.
444
00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:27,254
I mean, can you even picture
a young James Earl Jones?
445
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:30,448
Holy shit. No, I can't.
446
00:20:30,943 --> 00:20:32,475
[CHUCKLES]
447
00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:34,835
Tom Cruise.
448
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,660
Why would Tom Cruise be dead?
449
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:38,967
He does a lot of his own stunts.
450
00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:42,101
[GRUNTS]
451
00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,101
[ENGINE STARTS]
452
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,230
Michael Jackson.
453
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,751
Michael Jackson died
like 10 years ago. What?
454
00:20:50,008 --> 00:20:51,474
What?
455
00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:52,932
Michael Jackson is dead?
456
00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:54,355
How do you not know about this?
457
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,913
Michael Jackson the musician.
458
00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:58,037
Yeah.
459
00:20:58,192 --> 00:20:59,850
Oh, my God.
460
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,963
That's so sad.
461
00:21:01,988 --> 00:21:03,479
Hold on a second.
462
00:21:03,504 --> 00:21:05,200
Mayday, mayday. It's a distress call.
463
00:21:05,225 --> 00:21:06,863
Anybody out there? Over.
464
00:21:06,888 --> 00:21:08,441
It was a huge deal.
465
00:21:08,781 --> 00:21:12,142
Well, at least the King of Pop
is moonwalking in Heaven.
466
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:14,989
You know that people thought
he was a pedophile, right?
467
00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:16,490
What?!
468
00:21:16,515 --> 00:21:17,360
It is shocking to me
469
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:19,204
that you don't know about any of this.
470
00:21:19,229 --> 00:21:22,865
Mayday, mayday. This is
a distress call. Over.
471
00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:27,279
Nobody out there? Thank you for
nothing. Talk to you never.
472
00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:29,919
Why aren't more people
talking about this?
473
00:21:29,944 --> 00:21:32,744
People were talking about
this 10 years ago!
474
00:21:32,784 --> 00:21:34,758
WOMAN: Hello?
475
00:21:34,783 --> 00:21:36,398
Hello?
476
00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:39,193
Are you there?
477
00:21:39,561 --> 00:21:50,280
478
00:21:50,863 --> 00:21:52,386
We're here.
479
00:21:53,742 --> 00:22:00,900
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