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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
- Jess!
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- Where am I?
- She thinks she's in college.
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You ruined my life.
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I never want to see you again.
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I wish to speak with your leader.
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You think that Steve is the leader?
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MARTHA: Welcome... to The Hunt.
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Don't you get it?! There
can only be one survivor.
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[SCREAMING]
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- What happened?
- Chet killed Steve.
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- Holy shit.
- Game on, babies!
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Chet's in The Hunt now!
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??
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Chet? What are you doing?
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Don't you get it?
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There can only be one winner,
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so I'm gonna live,
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and I'm gonna collect
that sweet cash prize.
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What? There is no cash prize!
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That you know of!
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Now, hold still, 'cause Daddy's only got
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one more of these tiny, sharp spears,
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and I'm not that good...
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Aaaaaah!
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God bless.
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[ALL GASP]
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Yes!
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I'm freakin' Legolas!
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Ohhh!
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That's just the beginning, babies.
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Things are about to get a lot weirder.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah.
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[GROANING]
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Somebody pull this arrow out of me!
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Owen, give me your hand!
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Oh, I don't think I'm really gonna...
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Aah! [GROANING] Oh! Aah!
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Somebody pull it out of her now!
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All right! Do it!
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] I'll do it.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[RETCHES]
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I feel like it's already
starting to smell.
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- Come on!
- [GROANS]
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- Oh, come on!
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
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Danny, pull it out.
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- Aah!
- I don't...
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I don't know how to do that!
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Just twist and pull! You twist and pull!
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Okay! Okay!
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All right. [WHIMPERS]
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Twist and...
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[SCREAMS] Ohh! Oh!
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I broke it. Sorry,
guys. I broke it in half.
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Oh, my God. Aah.
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Of course I have to do it myself.
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- Oh, my...
- [WOOD CRACKS]
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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[ALL GROAN]
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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??
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We need to come up with a plan.
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Okay, everybody quiet down.
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We need to come up with a plan.
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I saw a first-aid kit
in the weapons pile.
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I think we need to go get that
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and bring it back here,
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- we'll patch Karen up...
- I'm sorry.
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You want to risk our
lives to save Karen?
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Okay, she just tried
to murder us with an ax.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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I'd kill me while you have the chance.
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Smash my head in with a rock
or roll me off that cliff.
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No. No.
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If we're gonna survive, then
we're gonna need Karen...
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healthy and on our side.
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Yeah, that's fair.
Even wounded, I'm an asset.
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If we want to survive, you need to start
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listening to someone
other than yourself.
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Oh, you think I don't listen?
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Yeah, I think you don't listen.
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Okay. What's your plan?
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??
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My plan...
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We get...
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after it.
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"Get after it." Nice.
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Okay, Danny, let's go
get this first-aid kit.
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DANNY: Right behind you, buddy.
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[WHISPERS] And for the record,
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I agree we should get after it.
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??
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DECLAN: Attention, competitors.
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It appears a surprise contestant
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has just made our first kill.
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[STATIC CRACKLES]
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Well done to the long-haired psycho,
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and may the rest of you soon join Steve.
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[STATIC CONTINUES CRACKLING]
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[CORK POPS]
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Now, Dec, uh, wasn't "Awesome Blossom"
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your bet to win the whole damn thing?
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Oh, yes, ha ha ha.
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Laugh it up, "Blazing Saddles."
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I'll take the loss if it means
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an arrow death from 50 yards out.
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- Hmm.
- [IMITATES ARROW WHOOSHING]
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My God, man, doesn't
it make you feel alive?
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- [GLASSES CLINK]
- [CHUCKLING] Hear, hear.
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[MAN CHUCKLES]
- [RADAR SCREEN BEEPS]
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??
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Guys, I think my
bracelet stopped working.
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- What?
- See, the red light turned off.
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It's... it's like the power went out.
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The power.
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You should run.
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Get someplace they can't find you.
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Uh, how about you focus
less on trying to control me
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and more on not losing your hair?
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Listen, Jess, I'm not like that anymore.
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I got a life lesson from
"Ballers'" Rob Corddry.
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- He showed me that...
- Who's Rod Cordy?
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One of your buddies from the Civil War?
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Okay. I was trying to apologize...
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Guys! What if we could
turn all the bracelets off?
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When Karen and I were
in the surveillance room,
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I saw that there was a power station
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just across the river.
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It was surrounded by
all those shock pylons.
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But if you can't get shocked...
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Then I can get in and
power down the island.
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[SNAPS FINGERS] Hell yeah!
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- I'm going with you.
- Oh, my God.
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You are so obsessed with me.
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I don't need your help.
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Yeah, you actually do
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because you weigh like 80 pounds,
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and I'm not gonna let a gust of wind
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just blow you away
and tank our only shot.
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If we could just focus for a
second, I'll explain how to...
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I can protect myself.
I was in color guard.
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Oh, I know. You never shut up about it.
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That's why I made you
quit sophomore year.
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You what?!
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??
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Wow.
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KAREN: Listen.
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If by some miracle you make it home,
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tell my husband, Anthony,
I fought till the very end.
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You know, I still can't
believe you have a family.
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How could you never mention that?
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No one ever asked.
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So, what, if I just ask,
you'll tell me anything?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Fine.
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So, how'd you meet Anthony?
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You both made at the same factory?
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[INSECTS CHIRPING]
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??
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It was one of those hot,
sticky Kansas summers.
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Anthony was a junior
lifeguard at the local YMCA.
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I was 34 and fresh out of the cult
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[CHUCKLES] and didn't know how to swim.
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??
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's gone.
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It's all gone?
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Owen.
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??
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OWEN: Is that... Bruce?
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What is he doing here?
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??
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- [SPITS]
- Oh! Oh!
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[COUGHS WEAKLY]
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You two shouldn't be here.
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Who did this to you, Bruce?
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His eyes were as black as night.
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A laugh forged in hell.
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Some call him "The Dark Prince."
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Others... Chitteewompwomp.
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But no matter the name, make no mistake.
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He is evil incarnate.
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I'm sorry... who did this to you?
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- I'm just not following this at all.
- Chet. Chet did this.
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- Oh! Okay.
- Okay.
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Anyway, he left me here as a warning.
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A warning for who?
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For anyone who tried to follow him.
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See, y'all don't understand...
he's not Chet anymore.
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He's a demon.
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Took all the supplies
and the other survivors
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out to a camp deep in the jungle.
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He rules by fear.
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One word,
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and they shit their pants clean off.
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[GASPS]
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Okay, so then he must
have that first-aid kit.
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- We got to find that camp.
- That path will lead you to him.
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But be warned.
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You stroll into Hell,
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you better be prepared
to kill the Devil himself.
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And may god have mercy on your souls.
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All right, well, thanks Bruce!
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Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
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All right. Good luck to you, boys.
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So, if we do find Chet,
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do you think you could,
you know, kill him?
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If it came to it, [SIGHS] yeah.
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Yeah, I think I could.
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Wouldn't be the first time
I've had to throw down.
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I've gotten into some real scrapes
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over where I park my van.
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You've fought over a parking spot?
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Oh, yeah. Before I
started parking at Frank's,
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things could get pretty
nasty under that bridge.
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Who's Frank? Is he, like, a friend?
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No. Frank's is a diner.
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Cut a deal with the manager there
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after I found a rat in my Caesar salad.
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Here's a little
secret... I put it there.
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[LAUGHS, SNORTS]
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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So cool.
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MAN: [WHISPERING] Chet.
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What was that?
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[ECHOING] Chet.
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Chet.
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Chet.
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- It's everywhere!
- Chet.
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Where are you?!
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Show yourself!
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Chet.
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- Look!
- Oh, shit.
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- What the hell?
- Hey!
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Danny, get him! Get him, Danny!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[LOUD SLAP]
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[ALL BREATHING HEAVILY]
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- Keith?
- Oh. Hey, Danny.
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Hey, Owen.
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What happened?
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- Did Chet do this to you?
- Yeah.
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He had me cover myself up in mud
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and told me to scare
anyone who came through.
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Dart around the woods,
chanting his name.
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I think he just wanted to create, like,
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a general creepy vibe.
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Yeah, he wanted you guys to feel...
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what did he say... unsettled.
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Yeah.
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So, how was it?
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Was it unsettling?
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Kind of.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah, he said if I didn't do a good job,
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he was gonna make me get a boner
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and then step on it with his flip flops.
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- What?
- Jesus.
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I know. [CHUCKLES]
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It has been a pretty weird day.
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Listen, Keith.
262
00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:17,976
We need you to take us to him.
263
00:09:17,978 --> 00:09:19,178
To Chet.
264
00:09:20,181 --> 00:09:22,381
[WHISPERS] Chet. Chet. Chet.
265
00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:23,782
- Oh, you don't have to do that anymore.
- You already...
266
00:09:23,784 --> 00:09:26,051
- You did it already.
- Yeah, we... we see you now.
267
00:09:26,053 --> 00:09:28,253
??
268
00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:30,855
- [GRUNTS]
- [GROANS]
269
00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:32,391
- Hold up.
- What?
270
00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:35,794
- Let's just cross here.
- Uh, are your bifocals dusty?
271
00:09:35,796 --> 00:09:37,662
That current is way too strong.
272
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,864
- There's got to be a bridge or something.
- Oh yeah, totally.
273
00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:41,466
Let me just ask the guy
who knows where to go.
274
00:09:41,468 --> 00:09:43,402
Hey, Pack. Hey, man.
275
00:09:43,404 --> 00:09:47,139
Uh, is there a bridge around
here, huh, that I'm not seeing?
276
00:09:47,141 --> 00:09:49,274
Maybe some sort of a ferry system
277
00:09:49,276 --> 00:09:51,944
or a jet-ski rental?
278
00:09:51,946 --> 00:09:53,746
No? Nothing? Great.
279
00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:55,948
Yeah, we'll... then
we'll just cross here.
280
00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,283
Oh, God.
281
00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:00,018
[GROANS]
282
00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,353
What are you doing?!
283
00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:02,821
Uh, I'm swimming him across.
284
00:10:02,823 --> 00:10:07,826
I need full range of motion
if I'm gonna butterfly.
285
00:10:07,828 --> 00:10:08,961
[GRUNTS]
286
00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:10,963
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
287
00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:16,234
??
288
00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:21,574
??
289
00:10:21,576 --> 00:10:26,645
??
290
00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:28,981
[EXHALING SHARPLY]
291
00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:31,183
God! If you're gonna go, just go!
292
00:10:31,185 --> 00:10:32,918
All right.
293
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,254
Time to add another Pack
to the six I already got.
294
00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:39,391
[GRUNTS]
295
00:10:39,393 --> 00:10:40,793
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
296
00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:42,394
Here we go.
297
00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:45,730
[GRUNTS] Oh!
298
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,932
Whoo!
299
00:10:46,934 --> 00:10:48,801
He is bigger than he looks!
300
00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:51,136
??
301
00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:53,138
Oh, no!
302
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,406
The big, bad rapids
303
00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:56,141
are taking me... Oh, shit!
304
00:10:56,143 --> 00:10:57,376
Oh, my G...
305
00:10:58,679 --> 00:10:59,744
Oh, God.
306
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:00,779
Uh-oh.
307
00:11:00,881 --> 00:11:02,414
??
308
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:05,150
CHET: I guess the best
part of my job is...
309
00:11:05,152 --> 00:11:07,419
DANNY: Wow. This happened so fast.
310
00:11:07,421 --> 00:11:09,822
... you guys all kiss my ass.
311
00:11:09,824 --> 00:11:11,490
Did he build a throne?
312
00:11:11,492 --> 00:11:13,091
There's the first-aid kit.
313
00:11:13,093 --> 00:11:16,094
How do we get it without being seen?
314
00:11:16,096 --> 00:11:17,696
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
315
00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,364
I have an idea.
316
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:21,433
You make you a dress out of leaves...
317
00:11:21,435 --> 00:11:23,768
something tasteful, but sexual.
318
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,103
Maybe an open back?
319
00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:26,705
We disguise you as a sultry lady,
320
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:30,042
and you head in there for
some classic distraction...
321
00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:31,776
"Hello, boys!"
322
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,912
What? Absolutely not.
323
00:11:33,914 --> 00:11:35,447
Yeah, you're right.
324
00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:37,182
We don't have time to make that dress.
325
00:11:37,184 --> 00:11:38,651
Okay, what about this...
326
00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:41,920
We find two guards that
look exactly like us...
327
00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:44,723
- [NECKS SNAP]
- ... conk them, and take their uniforms?
328
00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:46,325
And we sneak on in.
329
00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:48,927
Danny, what guards?
No one looks like us.
330
00:11:48,929 --> 00:11:50,929
Also, what uniforms?
331
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:52,130
Okay, how about this one?
332
00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:53,732
We dig a tunnel, a big one...
333
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,467
Dude, these are terrible ideas.
334
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:57,069
Fine! What's your plan?
335
00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:59,071
Let's just keep it simple. Okay?
336
00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:01,273
Keith will walk in, pick
up the first-aid kit,
337
00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:02,941
walk right back out.
338
00:12:02,943 --> 00:12:05,478
If you do this for us, we
will protect you from Chet.
339
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,847
And you'll be my best friends?
340
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,349
??
341
00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:11,550
I got him!
342
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,419
[BOTH SCREAMING]
343
00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:15,554
Whoa! What the shit?!
344
00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:16,755
Are you trying to kill me?!
345
00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,891
I'm not! I'm saving you!
346
00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:20,425
[BOTH SCREAM]
347
00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,361
- Come on!
- Help!
348
00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:24,429
Come on! Get it!
349
00:12:24,431 --> 00:12:26,098
Grab on!
350
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,632
Hell yeah, Jess!
351
00:12:27,634 --> 00:12:29,034
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMS]
352
00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:30,903
- Now pull us up!
- What?!
353
00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:32,771
- Pull us up!
- I can't!
354
00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:35,507
I'm hanging on with one
arm! There's two of you!
355
00:12:35,509 --> 00:12:37,576
Okay, then just pull me out!
356
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:39,044
Here. I'm slipping!
357
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:40,112
Hold on!
358
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:45,184
[ALL SCREAM]
359
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:46,385
Oh, God!
360
00:12:46,387 --> 00:12:49,188
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
361
00:12:53,728 --> 00:12:56,061
That was... close.
362
00:12:56,063 --> 00:12:57,329
??
363
00:12:57,331 --> 00:12:59,064
So close.
364
00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:01,266
??
365
00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:04,469
[RETCHES, SPITS]
366
00:13:04,471 --> 00:13:05,604
[COUGHS]
367
00:13:05,606 --> 00:13:07,673
I think I swallowed a bunch of frogs!
368
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,210
??
369
00:13:11,212 --> 00:13:13,212
Guys, look!
370
00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:15,881
??
371
00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:19,618
FLORENCE: So the bus flipped
over, and you just crawled out?
372
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,286
KAREN: It was the only way.
373
00:13:21,288 --> 00:13:22,821
I had to get to the hospital
374
00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,090
before Anthony woke up from surgery.
375
00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:26,225
MARTHA: Sir.
376
00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:27,559
What is it, Martha?
377
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:30,829
Half-Pint, the Hot One, and Todd...
378
00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,765
they're heading for the generator.
379
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:36,368
What if they tried to
shut the power down?
380
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,170
Let them try.
381
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,505
The moment they cross
the electro-perimeter,
382
00:13:40,507 --> 00:13:44,577
they'll be fried like
a poor man's oyster.
383
00:13:44,579 --> 00:13:46,178
Ooh, that sounds delicious.
384
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,980
Martha, go fry up some oysters.
385
00:13:47,982 --> 00:13:49,247
Chop chop!
386
00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,383
OWEN: Come on, Keith.
387
00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:53,318
Just get the first-aid
kit, bring it back.
388
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,988
Here we go. What?
389
00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:56,990
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
390
00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,457
- Go. Nothing.
- Go.
391
00:13:58,459 --> 00:14:00,593
He is really sweating.
392
00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:01,595
Yeah.
393
00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:04,997
- I'm doing it.
- What does he keep doing that?
394
00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:07,065
- Stop doing that!
- I'm doing it!
395
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,333
- We know! Go!
- Shh! Shh!
396
00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:09,568
Jesus.
397
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:11,269
[SNEEZES]
398
00:14:11,271 --> 00:14:12,404
Get the first-aid kit! Yeah!
399
00:14:12,406 --> 00:14:14,687
Get it! Oh, my God, dude.
400
00:14:15,742 --> 00:14:17,276
Oh, my God! Stop looking at us!
401
00:14:17,278 --> 00:14:19,812
??
402
00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:21,413
Okay, here we go.
403
00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:25,284
??
404
00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:26,819
Okay. You got it. You got it.
405
00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:28,821
- Good. Good. Go.
- Chet: You've been a good steed for the day!
406
00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:30,355
- Maybe when we get back to camp, I will...
- Oh, shit. Dude.
407
00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:31,756
- Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
- Shh! Shh, shh, shh!
408
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:32,958
... oh, I don't know, brush you.
409
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,426
Hey! It's Kevin.
410
00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:36,295
[BOTH WHISPER INDISTINCTLY]
411
00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:38,464
Be cool. Shh. Shh.
412
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,034
- Oh, my God.
- [FIRST AID KIT THUDS]
413
00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:43,902
Shh, shh!
414
00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,971
What is he doing?
415
00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:48,773
Are you messing with my hospital stuff?
416
00:14:48,775 --> 00:14:50,442
Uh, friends. Right there.
417
00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:53,111
- Come on, Keith!
- Really, Keith?!
418
00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:54,446
[BOTH GRUNT]
419
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:56,114
Well, well.
420
00:14:56,116 --> 00:14:57,750
Ain't this something.
421
00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:11,663
Pretty poetical, isn't it?
422
00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,532
Makes sense this is how it would end.
423
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:16,267
Literally none of this makes sense.
424
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:17,669
Oh, no?
425
00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:19,671
Maybe you should've done your reading
426
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:22,141
because it's written in our DNA.
427
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,043
What happened to you, Chet?
428
00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:28,079
What happened to me?
429
00:15:28,081 --> 00:15:30,415
What happened to all of you?
430
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:34,419
A thousand years ago,
we were wild animals.
431
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:35,955
We ate what we killed,
432
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:38,023
and we [BLEEP] where we pooped.
433
00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:40,291
But the weakest of
us couldn't handle it,
434
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:43,495
so they built cities
and taught our young
435
00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:45,230
how to drink cow's milk.
436
00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:46,832
Before you knew it, we were all driving
437
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,767
our metal cows to our cow jobs,
438
00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:52,171
and we forgot how to nut in the ocean!
439
00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:53,505
And you bet your tushies
440
00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:55,707
I'd still be clocking in every day,
441
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:57,309
9:00ish to 3:00,
442
00:15:57,311 --> 00:16:00,146
if Declan hadn't given
me a reason to wake up.
443
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:04,183
Survival of the fittest, baby.
444
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:06,451
This is how it was always meant to be.
445
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:07,820
[KEITH GASPS]
446
00:16:10,457 --> 00:16:11,590
Why me?
447
00:16:11,592 --> 00:16:13,258
'Cause you.
448
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,995
Build the fire up. Burn these assholes.
449
00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:20,332
??
450
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,467
What's the plan?
451
00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:24,336
Florence was right.
452
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:28,874
My stupid ego brought us
here, and now we're gonna die.
453
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:30,676
I'm no different than Chet.
454
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:34,079
This is Chet country, baby!
455
00:16:34,081 --> 00:16:35,881
Yarr!
456
00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:38,217
I'm no different than Chet.
457
00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:39,751
??
458
00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:41,953
This is as far as we can go.
459
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:44,155
??
460
00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:47,959
Well, either I step
right through this...
461
00:16:47,961 --> 00:16:49,695
or I get shocked and die.
462
00:16:49,697 --> 00:16:51,296
[SIGHS]
463
00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,365
MEN: [CHANTING] Shock
death! Shock death!
464
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:56,167
Shock death! Shock death! Shock death!
465
00:16:56,169 --> 00:17:00,639
??
466
00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:01,973
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait. Wait.
467
00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:04,576
- Boo! Boo! Boo!
- Pbht!
468
00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:09,648
Before... whatever happens next,
469
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,050
I just want to say...
470
00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:13,318
"I love you!"
471
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,788
I just blurted it out.
472
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,924
And I picked him up and I said,
473
00:17:18,926 --> 00:17:21,526
"Anthony, legs or no legs,
474
00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:24,730
you're getting the
[BLEEP] back into that pool
475
00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:28,333
because love will keep us afloat."
476
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:30,135
[SOBBING]
477
00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:32,003
God damn it!
478
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:35,207
That was the most beautiful love story
479
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,476
I've ever heard in my
whole freakin' life.
480
00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:38,878
[SNIFFLES]
481
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,279
Yeah.
482
00:17:40,281 --> 00:17:44,015
Well, looks like this story's
about to come to an end.
483
00:17:44,017 --> 00:17:46,217
[BREATHING HEAVILY] No.
484
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:50,555
Those girls need their mother,
and Anthony needs his coach.
485
00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:54,025
How the hell else is he
gonna get to the Paralympics?
486
00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:56,027
Come on.
487
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:58,163
We're gonna go get that first-aid kit.
488
00:17:58,165 --> 00:18:00,632
??
489
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:03,969
All right, let's get lit!
490
00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:06,772
Wait! Wait.
491
00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,840
If it's really survival of the fittest,
492
00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:12,844
then I think that the
two leaders should fight.
493
00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:14,113
Man to man.
494
00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:16,848
But I've already won, little Owen.
495
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,584
Why would I let you fight me?
496
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:21,052
Oh, no... I'm not talking about you.
497
00:18:21,054 --> 00:18:24,055
I'm talking about the real leader.
498
00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:25,791
Keith.
499
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,927
What? No. I'm not the leader.
500
00:18:27,929 --> 00:18:29,795
You think he's in charge?!
501
00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:31,396
I rode a man here today!
502
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:34,133
Keith, can you tell Chet to calm down?
503
00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:39,138
You think you're gonna
tell me what to do now?
504
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,140
- No, Chet. I'd never.
- [BLADE CLICKS]
505
00:18:41,142 --> 00:18:42,341
I... I swear!
506
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:47,613
??
507
00:18:47,615 --> 00:18:48,880
Did he get me?
508
00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:51,350
Do you guys like me?
509
00:18:51,352 --> 00:18:53,418
[BODY THUDS]
510
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,886
??
511
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:57,356
Okay.
512
00:18:57,358 --> 00:18:59,491
You want me?
513
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:00,960
You got me.
514
00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:04,163
Let's fight, little boy.
515
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:10,302
Whatever happens next,
516
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,704
I just wanted to say...
517
00:19:12,706 --> 00:19:14,306
you're not a total brat.
518
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,508
And if one day,
519
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,310
I'm lucky enough to...
520
00:19:18,312 --> 00:19:21,246
??
521
00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,849
[MOANING SOFTLY]
522
00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:26,251
??
523
00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:28,453
Ugh. Oh, God. No. God. Ew.
524
00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:29,921
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
525
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:32,057
- What?!
- Sorry. Sorry. That was just...
526
00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,859
- What?!
- ... so much tongue.
527
00:19:33,861 --> 00:19:35,527
- It was like...
- It was a lot, yeah.
528
00:19:35,529 --> 00:19:37,529
- Like a friggin' eel in there.
- Yeah.
529
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,930
Oh, my God! What is wrong with you?
530
00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:40,332
First, you're obsessed with me,
531
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:41,667
and now you reject me? Screw you!
532
00:19:41,669 --> 00:19:42,801
No, no. no, no. Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
533
00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:45,537
I'm not rejecting you. It's just...
534
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:46,806
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
535
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:50,609
... that kiss made me realize...
536
00:19:50,611 --> 00:19:53,144
I don't want 19-year-old Jess.
537
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:57,349
I want the amazing, grown-ass,
538
00:19:57,351 --> 00:20:03,422
right-amount-of-tongue-using
woman that she becomes.
539
00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:05,824
I want...
540
00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:07,158
[IMITATES BORAT] My wife.
541
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,493
Oh, my God.
542
00:20:08,495 --> 00:20:11,830
??
543
00:20:11,832 --> 00:20:14,667
Gross, old Jess is lucky to have you.
544
00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:18,303
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
545
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:24,576
??
546
00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,445
[SIGHS]
547
00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:29,715
??
548
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,250
[NORMAL VOICE] Yeah!
549
00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:32,851
- We did it!
- Whoo!
550
00:20:32,853 --> 00:20:34,519
Get it, girl! [LAUGHS]
551
00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:37,656
What?! W... w... why didn't she fry?
552
00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:38,857
[DEVICE BEEPS]
553
00:20:38,859 --> 00:20:41,192
Her bracelet is not responding.
554
00:20:41,194 --> 00:20:42,928
Oh, Jesus, woman.
555
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,463
Get down there now. She's...
556
00:20:44,465 --> 00:20:47,933
Almost there. Hang in there, Karen.
557
00:20:47,935 --> 00:20:49,200
I'm not gonna let you...
558
00:20:49,202 --> 00:20:50,602
Die!
559
00:20:50,604 --> 00:20:51,870
I'm gonna crack your skull open,
560
00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:53,672
and I'm gonna drink your brain juice!
561
00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:55,607
You got this, Owen!
Just don't let him...
562
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:56,909
[BLEEP] me.
563
00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,880
How do I turn this thing off?
564
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,000
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