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- I have feelings for you!
- I have feelings for you, too!
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I'm going to break you
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and watch you hunt each
other to the death.
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
- Jess! No!
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- Where am I?
- Her brains are scrambled!
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She thinks she's in college.
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I can't be your wife.
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I guess today is the first day
of me trying to win you back.
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'Sup, Jess?
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Brought you a bucket of water.
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I thought you might want to hydrate up
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before we all get around to
murdering each other tomorrow.
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Murder. Why would I say murder?
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Oh, my God, Todd. What
is wrong with you?
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Just be Todd, all right?
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You're a boss and a pimp.
You got this, man.
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[EXHALING SHARPLY]
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You and I both know you're the
key to getting out of here.
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Please, just tell me how to use you.
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If you put it here,
this is where we can
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bounce over the wall.
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- On a trampoline?
- Yeah.
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Where will we get one?
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- So, is L.A., like, so crazy?
- That's where she comes in.
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Yeah, I guess. - [
LAUGHS] That's so crazy.
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- [LAUGHS]
- 'Sup, Jess?
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Thought you might be thirsty,
so I brought you a bucket
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of water from that
weird pipe over there.
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Okay.
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You remember anything yet?
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- Nope.
- Getting closer, though?
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No. Why would you think that?
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Just thought I saw a little
twinkle in you eyes, that's all.
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- [POPS LIPS]
- There's no twinkle.
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No twinkle. Got it. Yep.
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Well, hey...
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let a homey know.
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Okay, bye.
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Thanks, Todd.
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Oh, I'd actually like
a cup of that water.
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Oh, my God, totally.
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You know, water's, like, so basic,
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but it's still so good, right?
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I think it's pretty
important to life, yeah.
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[LAUGHS]
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You're so funny.
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Okay. I mean, I guess I'm
sort of funny, yeah.
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Holy Mother of God.
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Jess has a boner for Pack.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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It seems like our only chance
to trounce these rich dicks
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is tomorrow at the Hunt.
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I don't see how, unless
we can find a way
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to deactivate these bracelets.
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You don't think anyone's gonna
turn on each other, do you?
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No. No, they won't.
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Not as long as the Dream
Team stays strong.
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We're the twisty tie that holds
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this whole bag of bread together.
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And as long as we don't get
lost on the countertops
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or chewed up by a dog
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or fall between the
fridge and the wall...
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- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, you lost me at the dog thing.
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Whoo, that one got away from me there.
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[CHUCKLING] Oh, I'm sorry, wow.
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Speeches are hard.
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You don't get enough credit for that.
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Heads up.
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??
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Tomorrow is the Hunt.
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Most of you will die,
some sooner than others.
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But Mr. Stanwick is a gracious man.
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He has asked me to take your order.
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What order?
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For your final meal.
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This may be the last time you ever eat.
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Collectively, you will choose one meal,
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which I will prepare.
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Anything your heart desires.
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So... what will it be?
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We should eat something.
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No point in depriving
ourselves of useful calories.
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Yeah, yeah, okay, um...
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What about pizza? Everyone
loves pizza, right?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, yes.
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- Pizza.
- Okay.
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- I'm happy with pizza.
- Fine by me.
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As long as it's got meat on it.
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- Yeah.
- Martha, can you do pizza?
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Can I top a flat piece of
bread with sauce and cheese?
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Yes, I think I can...
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"do" pizza.
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Oh, man, I love pizza!
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Shut up. I love pizza.
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- That's so crazy, though, we like the same thing.
- I mean, everybody kind of loves pizza.
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Wait!
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??
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No pizza.
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Why not?
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Because it's...
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greasy and slimy and soft.
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It sucks!
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Well, Todd, you have a better idea?
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Oh, yeah, I do.
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Something that's actually satisfying
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and badass, like ribs.
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Yeah, big old slab of baby-back ribs.
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Nom, nom, nom, nom.
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Okay. I'll have to fire up the smoker.
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- Fire up that smoker.
- I want a pizza, but ribs is fine.
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- I like it.
- Ribs and sauces.
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Wait! Not ribs, okay?
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At least with pizza, I
could pick the meat off.
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If we get to choose our last meal,
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we can't just have a slab of ribs.
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- That's insane.
- Why not?
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Red meat is terrible for
the environment, okay?
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And also, you know, goes without
saying... meat is murder.
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[ALL GROANING]
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- Boo!
- Boring!
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KAREN: I don't understand.
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Ever since we crashed,
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you've been sucking the boar
meat straight off the bone.
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I had no other choice. I was starving.
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Oh, s-so you're a hypocrite?
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[SCOFFS] I'm not a hypocrite.
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I value all life.
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Didn't you kill a dude
with a chili pepper?
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Okay, you know what?
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If I die tomorrow, I die
with my principles intact.
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I demand plant-based foods only.
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- Ohh, man.
- That sounds horrible!
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I want a pizza!
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I'm a man. I'm not a rabbit.
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Yeah, if I wanted to die
smelling veggie farts,
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I would've let that drifter
kill me in Portland, okay?
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No, no, no, no. We all need
at least 36 grams of protein.
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36 grams? Isn't that gonna
overload your circuit board?
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Enough! Don't you see?
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This is just another
one of Declan's games.
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We're all just prawns
on his chest board.
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Ooh, shrimp would be nice.
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The only way to beat Declan
is to just not play at all,
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which is why I think we
should hunger strike.
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Now, who's with me?
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No one? Not a single...
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Jess. Come on.
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We used to always team
up in the old days.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You probably can't remember
'cause of your mushy brain.
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Okay, that's rude. Come on.
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Do not take advantage of her.
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Whatever! Enjoy your food, losers.
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Okay, listen up. We're clearly
not getting anywhere.
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Somebody needs to just make a decision.
I'll pick.
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I'm sorry, who made you leader?
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[CHUCKLING] Okay, no...
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No one actually made
me the leader, right?
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But since no one else ever steps up,
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here I am, making the tough decisions.
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And I say we go with a classic...
steak dinner.
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Oh, great choice!
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It's a classic for a reason.
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Uh, steak?
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Did you not hear anything I just said?
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Yeah, but there's gonna
be a bunch of sides.
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You know what they say...
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With steak, sides make the meal.
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Okay. Florence, I can't
please everybody.
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I'm not asking you to please everyone.
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I'm asking you to support me.
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Don't waste your time, bro.
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She's gonna get her brains
all scrambled, anyway,
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and leave you.
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They always do.
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Dude, seriously, you need to chill out.
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I wasn't even talking about you.
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[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
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- How do they always do it?
- They always do.
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Silence!
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[ARGUING STOPS]
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What do you want?
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- Pizza!
- A steak dinner with a lot of sides.
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- Olive tapenade.
- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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- I like pizza, though.
- Both of us, because...
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Okay! You idiots have one hour
to decide what you're having.
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Otherwise, you're eating PB&Js.
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- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay.
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That's actually a pretty good idea.
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And it won't be the fancy PB&Js
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with nice bread and stuff.
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It'll be the shit ones
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with unsalted peanut butter
and not enough jelly.
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??
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??
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Okay. Let's try this again.
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Sweet and sour pork...
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"love it," "hate it," or "eh, fine."
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Go.
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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And feel free to join me
in Hunger Strike Corner.
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Still plenty of room.
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- Be nice, okay?
- Wait!
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I want to use my soft veto.
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Seriously? I'm sorry, but
ever since that LFO song,
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Chinese food has made me sick.
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Okay, we've got one soft veto.
Anyone want to match?
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- I'll match that.
- I got you, babe. I'm not your babe.
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Then you leave me no choice
but to use my challenge.
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You can't challenge a match.
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That's the whole point of the match.
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Wait, but how many vetoes
can we use this round?
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Oh, my God. How many times
do I have to go over this?
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You get one hard veto and two soft
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unless you successfully
challenge a block,
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in which case you get
an extra hard veto
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and the option to zig a zag.
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It's not that difficult, people!
[LAUGHS]
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Soft veto, hard veto...
Who gives a shit?
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What we should be talking
about is soft or hard tacos.
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Absolutely. I want tacos!
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- Wait. What?
- Tacos.
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- Oh, man.
- You guys, I'm sorry.
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I got to super block tacos.
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- No!
- No!
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I don't want to have the runs
when we're on the run, okay?
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That is disgusting. You're
talking about poop.
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What kind of tacos do
you think we're eating?
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- Oh, I agree. Eww!
- All right!
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Let's just look at what
we have right now, okay?
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So far, the meal with the most
points is the turkey sandwich,
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in which everyone is an "eh,
fine," except for Pack.
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Come on, you guys want
to have a cold sandwich
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for your last meal ever?
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- Absolutely, we do.
- Sure.
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You know what? Fine.
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I'm starving, so turkey sandwich it is.
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- Yay.
- [LAUGHS]
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Nope! Then I hate it. Oh, my God.
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- What?
- What?
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- What is happening?
- Okay, friend.
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You have been directly
opposed to Pack every vote.
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Erratic behavior is an emotional cue.
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What is going on?
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??
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All right, you want to know
what's going on? Fine.
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Pack is using Jess' soupy brain
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to trick her into having
feelings for him.
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Oh, excuse me for a minute.
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- Do you have feelings for me?
- What?
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I mean, it's, like, whatever.
Who cares?
252
00:09:38,165 --> 00:09:40,399
[LAUGHS] I mean, do you
like me or whatever?
253
00:09:40,424 --> 00:09:42,859
You see? The dude's trying to
steal her right in front of me.
254
00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:45,152
Well, technically, isn't
she kind of single?
255
00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:46,859
I mean, her memory's still a bit...
256
00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:47,814
- No. No, she's not.
- Yeah.
257
00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:48,847
- Yes.
- Yeah.
258
00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:50,890
My wife is still in there.
I know it. Okay.
259
00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:54,398
Jess, at our Cruise-ifornication
Red Hot Chili Wedding,
260
00:09:54,423 --> 00:09:56,009
we made a sacred vow to each other
261
00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:58,021
to always be partners...
262
00:09:58,046 --> 00:10:00,025
In life, love, and Flip Cup...
263
00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:00,890
- What?
- Beer pong.
264
00:10:00,915 --> 00:10:03,400
No. I didn't make a vow to anyone.
265
00:10:03,425 --> 00:10:05,532
I don't even know you.
266
00:10:05,557 --> 00:10:07,037
All I know is that you're a jerk
267
00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:08,600
and you smell like my dad's friends.
268
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:09,809
Okay, okay, all right,
all right, all right,
269
00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:11,510
all right, all right, all right.
270
00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:14,446
Todd, listen, man, I'm really
sorry about what's happening.
271
00:10:14,471 --> 00:10:17,545
But... the heart wants
what the heart wants.
272
00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,055
Oh, you want to start something, bro?!
Let's do it!
273
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,387
- Let's go!
- Come get me!
274
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,329
- Come on. I'm coming.
- Come get... I'm right here!
275
00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:23,816
- No, you're not.
- I'm not going anywhere!
276
00:10:23,841 --> 00:10:25,308
- You are, though.
- I'd never back down from any man.
277
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,219
You're backing down.
You're moving backwards.
278
00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:29,309
Oh, my God. Guys!
279
00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:31,426
- I'd never move!
- Enough! Save it for tomorrow.
280
00:10:31,451 --> 00:10:33,383
I'm sorry. Save what for tomorrow?
281
00:10:33,408 --> 00:10:35,839
Because we're not hunting
each other, right?
282
00:10:35,872 --> 00:10:37,071
Listen.
283
00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,212
We may very well band together
284
00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:40,903
and fight our way off this island.
285
00:10:40,928 --> 00:10:42,846
But it's more likely we're
gonna crack under pressure
286
00:10:42,871 --> 00:10:43,770
and kill each other.
287
00:10:43,795 --> 00:10:45,457
- What!
- What are you talking about?!
288
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,613
Either way, we're gonna need fuel.
289
00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:49,326
So just pick a meal.
290
00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:52,753
So you think you could actually
kill us, your friends?
291
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,045
No, Karen.
292
00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:57,037
Before you say anything,
I want you to take...
293
00:10:57,062 --> 00:10:58,557
- Yes, I could.
- A beat!
294
00:10:58,582 --> 00:11:00,133
- Oh, my God!
- Take a beat, Karen!
295
00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:02,958
It's not even fair! She's like
the Wayne Gretzky of murder.
296
00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:04,222
And we don't even know
how to ice skate.
297
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,151
We're just gonna be flopping around
298
00:11:06,176 --> 00:11:07,315
with our cold dicks!
299
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,041
How could you hunt us?
300
00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:10,653
Well, it's very simple, really.
301
00:11:10,678 --> 00:11:12,974
I'll do anything to get back
to Anthony and the girls.
302
00:11:12,999 --> 00:11:14,465
What?
303
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,667
Who are Anthony and the girls?
304
00:11:16,692 --> 00:11:19,516
My husband and my daughters,
Lydia and Eleanor.
305
00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:21,808
??
306
00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,518
You're straight?
307
00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:25,743
??
308
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,484
You have a family?!
309
00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:30,424
Of course. I'm of breeding age.
310
00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:32,077
I can't believe this.
311
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,084
We stuck our sex junk into each other.
312
00:11:34,109 --> 00:11:34,783
Ohh.
313
00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:36,273
- What?!
- So what?
314
00:11:36,298 --> 00:11:38,798
So what?! You're married!
315
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,194
You lied to me. You're a liar.
316
00:11:41,219 --> 00:11:45,769
Like Jim Carrey in that movie...
"I Can't Stop Fibbing Man."
317
00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:46,505
What?
318
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,148
Maybe it was the New Zealand title.
319
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:48,928
- Oh.
- Oh.
320
00:11:48,953 --> 00:11:51,091
Marriage is a holy commitment.
321
00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:53,511
- Amen.
- You can't just toss it aside
322
00:11:53,536 --> 00:11:54,950
like a dirty [BLEEP] rag.
323
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,308
Amen?
324
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,964
I would never have
cheated on my ex-wife
325
00:11:57,989 --> 00:11:59,395
when I was married to her.
326
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,062
Now I just feel disgusting!
327
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,584
Wait. You were married?
328
00:12:02,609 --> 00:12:03,933
Yes, I was married.
329
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,427
Not that you'd care, any of you,
330
00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:07,462
'cause none of you give
a shit about Steve!
331
00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:08,634
- Well, mm.
- Mm.
332
00:12:08,659 --> 00:12:10,772
First it's all, "Oh, Steve's weird."
333
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,492
Yeah.
334
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,722
And then it's like, "Oh,
Steve's a murderer!"
335
00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:14,438
- You are, yeah.
- Yeah.
336
00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:16,908
And now, "Steve's hunger
strike is stupid!"
337
00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:21,284
Okay, pal. Just kind of relax,
'cause you're acting insane.
338
00:12:21,309 --> 00:12:23,805
Oh, this is insane, is it?
I don't think so.
339
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,765
You haven't seen insane yet.
This is insane!
340
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:29,211
Aaah! Whoo! Whoo!
341
00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:32,848
Hyyyah! Aaah!
342
00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:34,929
Caw! Caw!
343
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,576
No, no, no, no!
344
00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:38,273
[ALL SHOUT]
345
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:40,125
JESS: That was the clean one!
346
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,139
Good night, sweethearts!
347
00:12:42,164 --> 00:12:43,271
[THUMPING]
348
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,807
Stop! [BREATHING QUICKLY]
349
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,178
You okay, Jess?
350
00:12:47,203 --> 00:12:49,203
No! I'm not okay.
351
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,044
I just woke up on this island,
and I'm gonna die tomorrow,
352
00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:54,202
and now everyone won't stop screaming.
353
00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:55,686
[CRYING] I'm sorry.
354
00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:58,286
I'm just, like, really
tired and really hungry.
355
00:12:58,755 --> 00:12:59,954
You know what?
356
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,288
After all Jess has been through,
357
00:13:02,313 --> 00:13:03,929
maybe we should just let
her choose what to eat.
358
00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,887
Let her choose what to eat, yep.
359
00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,915
I said it, too, so if you
thought that was sweet,
360
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,397
I was sweet, too.
361
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,541
- That's a great idea, Pack.
- And Todd.
362
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,734
Jess, what do you want?
363
00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,597
Well...
364
00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:23,885
- What do you guys want?
- Oh, no.
365
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:25,048
- Oh, no.
- I don't know!
366
00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,062
You have to pick it.
367
00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:27,420
Ugh, we were so close!
368
00:13:27,445 --> 00:13:29,940
Screw it! You know what?
I need comfort food.
369
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,544
Let's just... Let's just have
370
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:33,046
the old classic oatmeal and trout.
371
00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:34,595
- Oatmeal and trout?!
- Eww!
372
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,279
- How about...
- How about chicken?
373
00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:38,581
Everybody loves chicken, right?
I'm sorry. Flo?
374
00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:41,362
Fine with me. I'm willing to
compromise just to finish this.
375
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,161
All right, so, what kind
of chicken do we want?
376
00:13:44,186 --> 00:13:47,583
Do we want nuggs? Do we want wings?
Tikka masala?
377
00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:49,839
Let's keep it simple...
Grilled chicken, huh?
378
00:13:49,864 --> 00:13:53,198
Oh, oh, what about fried, right?
Like Momofuku-good fried?
379
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,212
- Mmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
380
00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:55,180
One final vote.
381
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:57,007
Grilled or fried chicken,
382
00:13:57,032 --> 00:13:58,639
and then we're done, okay?
383
00:13:58,664 --> 00:13:59,900
Owen, grilled or fried?
384
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,271
Whichever. I don't care.
385
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:03,099
You have to care. It's for the vote.
386
00:14:03,124 --> 00:14:04,808
Just pick one. What does it matter?
387
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,365
It's the same thing either way.
It's chicken.
388
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,647
It's like Democrats or Republicans.
389
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,556
Democrats and Republicans
are not the same thing.
390
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:12,584
Yeah, they are. Okay, guys, maybe
we shouldn't talk about politics?
391
00:14:12,609 --> 00:14:15,153
Either way, it's the upper class
that's ruling everything.
392
00:14:15,178 --> 00:14:16,483
[CHUCKLING] I mean, if you don't think
393
00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:18,323
that we're living in an oligarchy,
394
00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:19,625
you need to wake up.
395
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,122
So which way do you vote?
Oh, I don't vote.
396
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:24,454
What?!
397
00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:34,200
So, you've never voted, like, ever?
398
00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:36,466
- Uh, no.
- Not even for Obama?
399
00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:39,312
Oh, my God. This is bonkers.
400
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,553
You're bonkers! This is crazy!
401
00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:42,475
I really don't see
what the big deal is.
402
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,439
Clearly you don't.
403
00:14:43,464 --> 00:14:45,038
Okay, even if the whole system
404
00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:46,611
wasn't rigged for the banks...
405
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,612
Which it is... It's just one vote.
406
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,052
It doesn't make a
difference either way.
407
00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:51,945
Every vote matters. That's the
whole point of democracy.
408
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,506
Okay. I have a question for you.
409
00:14:53,531 --> 00:14:56,537
- Um, is it soft?
- Is what soft?
410
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,100
The wool that's been
pulled over your eyes!
411
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,457
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
412
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,021
Okay, okay. I vote we
change the subject.
413
00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:05,249
Right, get it? So, uh, chicken, huh?
414
00:15:05,274 --> 00:15:06,294
- I love...
- Shh!
415
00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:07,675
What about local elections?
416
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,511
Your one vote could decide
where your local taxes go.
417
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:13,269
Have you thought about that,
or are you too selfish?
418
00:15:13,294 --> 00:15:15,581
Wrong again. I don't pay local taxes.
419
00:15:15,606 --> 00:15:17,262
Yes, you do. We all do.
420
00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:19,294
Not if you live in a van.
421
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:23,084
??
422
00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:26,032
You live in a van?
423
00:15:26,518 --> 00:15:28,602
Yeah, I do, okay?
424
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,871
I was traveling so much
as a flight attendant,
425
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,186
it's like, why am I shelling out
426
00:15:32,211 --> 00:15:33,720
for an apartment that I'm never in?
427
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:37,501
With the van, I save
money on taxes and rent,
428
00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:40,078
and I get to shower at the airline gym.
429
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,600
- Gross.
- Dude. You're homeless?
430
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,625
No, I am a citizen of the world.
431
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,683
Who doesn't vote and sleeps in a car.
432
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,098
It's a van!
433
00:15:48,123 --> 00:15:50,553
This is just classic
white male privilege.
434
00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:53,658
Well, how about that classic
white meat chicken, right?
435
00:15:53,683 --> 00:15:55,886
Okay, if anyone here is
privileged, it's you.
436
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,842
And don't get all high
and mighty with me
437
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:00,008
just 'cause you voted
for "Obama bin Laden."
438
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:00,991
- What?!
- Hello!
439
00:16:01,016 --> 00:16:02,750
Excuse me, what are you talking about?
440
00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,079
Oh, crack a book.
441
00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:05,924
You know what? I thought
you were a good guy.
442
00:16:05,949 --> 00:16:07,595
But, apparently, that's
just Island Owen,
443
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:11,496
because the real Owen from back
home is a friggin' dirtbag.
444
00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:13,571
Well, maybe you shouldn't
be with any Owen.
445
00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:15,528
- Fine by me!
- Fine by me!
446
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:21,437
??
447
00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:25,982
[LAUGHS] I can't believe this.
448
00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:27,998
I'm just glad I've got
somebody to talk to.
449
00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:30,592
I hear that, and I hear you.
450
00:16:30,617 --> 00:16:32,520
[BOTH LAUGH]
451
00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:35,608
You know, I really thought that
Todd douche was gonna kill you.
452
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,944
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
453
00:16:37,969 --> 00:16:39,408
I mean, he's not, like,
the biggest guy,
454
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,101
but his arms are pretty buffed.
455
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,537
If he really got to the
point of raging out, yikes.
456
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,537
But whatever. Who cares about him?
457
00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:48,767
- [LAUGHING] Right.
- Right?
458
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:51,219
- Who cares?
- Mm-hmm.
459
00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:53,922
??
460
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,947
[SPITS]
461
00:16:57,264 --> 00:16:59,417
??
462
00:16:59,866 --> 00:17:01,598
Hey, man.
463
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:05,102
People are starting to
turn on each other.
464
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,848
You know what I think they need?
465
00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,980
Classic Owen speech... Rally
the troops, you know?
466
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,476
- [CHUCKLES]
- You know what?
467
00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:14,111
I am done trying to lead these people.
468
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,189
If you want a speech,
Danny, you make it.
469
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:20,678
??
470
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,267
Um.
471
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,766
Hi, everyone.
472
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,624
Can I get your attention, please?
473
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:31,266
Thank you.
474
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,984
I know we're all a bit freaked out
475
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:38,217
with the whole Hunt
hanging over our heads,
476
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,466
but we got to remember
that we are family,
477
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:46,318
and every family has its low moments,
478
00:17:46,753 --> 00:17:50,894
whether that's your
parents getting divorced
479
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:55,336
or your sister blowing up your dad
480
00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:56,829
with a golf cart.
481
00:17:56,854 --> 00:17:58,253
??
482
00:17:58,364 --> 00:18:02,700
The point is, instead of
dwelling on the lows,
483
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:05,205
I'd rather focus on the highs.
484
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:10,045
Like the fact that we've all
made it this far together!
485
00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:13,355
You know, when we
landed on this island,
486
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,259
I had a vision...
487
00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:18,473
of all of us in the future.
488
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:22,430
It was like the end of one of
those "Fast & Furious" movies
489
00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:25,323
where you can tell that the
crew has been through some shit
490
00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:29,520
but they came out of it together
because they are a family.
491
00:18:29,553 --> 00:18:32,080
OWEN: Yeah, but that's just a movie.
492
00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:34,684
And we're not a family.
493
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,270
We're just a bunch of strangers
494
00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:39,113
who had the shitty luck of
getting on the same plane.
495
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,474
Maybe we were strangers, but...
496
00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:43,685
If we're not strangers,
what's my last name?
497
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,508
??
498
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,205
Uhh.
499
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,414
Owen...
500
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:51,708
Wilson?
501
00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:54,694
You think that my name is Owen Wilson,
502
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,169
like the movie star?
503
00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:58,461
- Wahlberg?
- Wahlburger.
504
00:18:58,486 --> 00:19:00,086
Wallbanger.
505
00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:01,643
Owen Harvey Wallbanger.
506
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Hold up. Does anyone know
any of our last names?
507
00:19:09,595 --> 00:19:11,148
See?
508
00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:13,249
We're no one to each other.
509
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510
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,313
MARTHA: Dinner is served.
511
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:23,277
We never settled on anything.
512
00:19:23,302 --> 00:19:24,609
I did.
513
00:19:25,412 --> 00:19:27,245
And it's oatmeal and trout.
514
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,593
PACK: Are you serious?
515
00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:29,526
- Ugh!
- Ugh!
516
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:30,970
- What?
- Oatmeal and trout?
517
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,705
You had her make oatmeal
and trout for all of us?
518
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:36,266
Well, you heard Owen. We're strangers.
519
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,129
So screw you people.
520
00:19:38,227 --> 00:19:39,764
Every man for himself.
521
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- The hell is wrong with you?
- Nobody wants that!
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- It's all we've got!
- It's fine. Okay.
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