All language subtitles for Wonderland s03e03 Baggage.eng

What's the worst that can happen?

He'll be deported
and she will go to prison.

And according to your plan, I move
into your apartment next week.

So the weasel
has changed his mind

about not sticking
to one girl at a time, has he?

No, because we are not... serious.

Hi, I'm Jade.
Hi.

Jade, this is Dani, Colette...
Steve.

I want our life back here.

I want to come home.
You can't quit.

I just want us happy
and normal again.

- Did Tom ever mention Sasha?
- Yeah.

She's the reason he keeps stuffing
up every other relationship.

Could have made it work.

Your parents didn't think so.

Warwick and I interfered in a
situation in ways I still regret.

Hey, Sasha. I want to see you again.

It will be pretty cosy
with all four of you in the flat.

Yeah, we've been trawling websites.

Short-term accommodation
is the worst.

It's always like someone
with 400 cats just moved out.

Or died.

Everything stinks and nothing works.

You'll find something.

And until then, we just have to cope
with a couple of days of cosy.

It's only temporary.

Yeah, absolutely. It's temporary.

It's just temporary, I know.

OK. Good to go.

How late am I?

You're OK.

Everyone out there?

No sign of Tom yet
but everyone else seems to be there.

The kids invited you for drinks.
That's progress.

It came more from Miranda
than Steve.

I'm glad you talked me into staying.

Oh, bloody hell!

That's outrageous, really.
I know.

Do you want to maybe stare at her
little longer?

What is she doing here?

Maybe she's a friend of Max's.

She's not a friend of Max's.

It's Sasha.

Tom told me
he wasn't going to see her again.

She's... she's chasing him!

Well, I don't think
we should hide in here.

No, no. You're right.

There is a drink out there
with my name on it.

Still keeping him on a leash,
Maggie?

I haven't got anyone on a leash.
I'm just leaving my apartment.

Sasha!

Sasha!

If you've come around here
to cause trouble, don't.

I cannot believe
he's seeing her again.

The thing is none of us
know the full story.

So it's not our place to get judgey.

When someone treats a mate
the way Sasha treated Tom,

I will be as judgey as I like.

The way Sasha treated Tom?

Yes! They were engaged.

She took off and never came back.
She's... she's nuts.

I'm going in.
Oh no. I'll go, I'll go.

Are you up to speed with the whole Sasha
thing or do we need to fill you in?

We can do you an interpretive dance.

No, no. I've got the gist.

She's the devil.

You two have been pretty busy
this week.

Yeah, well, trying to find
a place to live and jobs...

Small stuff like that.

Well, now that
you are back home for good...

..would be really great if we
could spend some time together.

We were thinking the same thing.

Yeah, sure, Dad. Once
the small stuff is under control.

Tom told me it was finished.

Well, seeing each other again
must have brought up old feelings.

Is that what he said?
No, no.

I know more than the others.

I saw the ultrasound picture.

Well, I don't have a grandchild,
if that's your next question.

No, no.

It wasn't and I didn't
bring this up to upset you.

Oh...
I just...

The thing is she does bring
all this history with her and...

..I don't want her back in his life.

Got your jacket?

Yeah, yeah. Getting it now.

Hey!
Hey.

I was wondering when
you would show your face again.

Why, did you miss me?
Not at all.

How was Perth?

Sunny.

Hey, Max, you're back!
You should join us out the front.

You missed the show, though.

There was a little tension earlier.

I'll dump my bags
and come back down.

Well, hurry up.

Ah, so you did miss me.

Rob, stop eating all the bread!

Oh, and the cheese!

You didn't tell me
you and Sasha had met.

What do you mean?

Well, when she showed up here
you knew who she was.

Well, that's because when I was
with Tom, I saw a photo of her.

If that is someone
asking you to fix something

tell them you will
do it tomorrow, not now.

Jade.

What does she want?

"I'd like to see you.
Can we meet up tomorrow?"

Stalker.

Harsh!

What do I say to that?

Tell her that you're back
with your lovely wife.

Delete.

That's how you deal with stalkers.

Yeah.
Yeah?

Yeah.

# Let it go, let it go

# Let it go, let it go

# I need to let it go, let it go

What was that?
Oh, just the remote control.

Don't worry. It'll still work.

Famous last words.

Hey. It's easily replaced.
Come over here.

Hello?

Yeah. It's me.

Yeah, I'm interested.

Where?

I can do that.

What are you doing?

Oh, you know Dani.

If I can find some sticky tape,
I can do the repairs.

I'll buy a new one.

I need to go out.

What, now?

Yeah, one of my leads
has just agreed to meet.

Right, well, how long will you be?

Grab your stuff. I'll lock up.

OK.

Oop!

Carlos, what have you got
in all these boxes?!

My personal things.
I couldn't give everything away.

This looks better. Less showroom.

Harry, I liked my decor, thank you.

Wait. No, no. What are you doing?

I'm unpacking.
What does it look like?

Alright, do you know what?

Stop.

This way it stays contained.

If you let it loose,
there will be no room to move.

You won't be needing this mattress.

I can take it off your hands.

Grace's mattress is better.

I tested it once.

No, I want that one.

Thank you, Harry.
I think we can take it from here.

Love nest. Understood.

OK, I will put up a few things.

Oh, no.

Not that one, please.

This? This was the first date
we had that wasn't a FAT night.

I look like ET.

I have to have some things around
for when Immigration come here.

Oh, wow!

This has really ruined
the feng shui of your place.

We're going to go check out a sublet
that's available in a few days.

Yeah, Grace, we will be out of here
before you even know it.

No, Carlos, that's not going there.
Ugh?

Let's go.

Hey, you're not at Max's?

No. He threw me out.

What did you do?

I looked through a drawer
for some sticky tape.

What were you doing before you
looked for the sticky tape?

We were...

Do I even want to know where
the sticky tape fits in?

It was for the remote control.

Hmm.

For the TV!

Anyway, everything was fine
and then suddenly he went all emo

and had to go.

Right.

Where were you yesterday,
by the way?

I was at the vineyard.

Twice in one month?
Yeah.

I had to pick up
some wine for someone.

And then I had a couple of beers
with Dad and I stayed the night.

So you didn't invite Sasha round
last night?

She was here?

I thought you said that things
were over with you guys?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, she was picking up the wine.

So, you obviously met.

Not really.

What do you mean?

Oh, you're going to
find out anyway.

Um...

Things are a bit tense
between Sasha and your mum.

You shouted at her in public!

I thought you weren't going
to see her again?

Mm. Maybe I'm rethinking
that decision.

That face I don't need, Mum.

Are the two of you
already back together?

No! Of course we're not!

She's only been back in my life
like five minutes, Mum.

If I was you, I'd keep it that way.

So, we didn't get the flat.

Oh, no!

Sorry. That actually
wasn't very hospitable.

No, but it was my reaction too.

Carlos, that's not going to fit.
Let's see.

Hey, we're going
to find something soon.

Yeah. Four people, one bathroom.

What could possibly go wrong?

Grace, it's only temporary.

I just... I don't know.

I think we're going to have
to sort out some sort of roster

or something.
'Scuse me.

Can you please not
rearrange anything?

Uh-huh.

Maybe we could see if Max has done
any damage to the apartment?

You know, grounds for an eviction?

Hey, is Max away again?

He's not answering his door.

No, he's gone to get you
a new TV remote.

What happened to the old one?
Accidental death.

Oh, hey, I'm taking Dad
out for lunch later

and Dani said
you might want to come?

Thanks, but I've got way bigger
things to do right now.

Oh, obviously my advice
counted for nothing. Good to know.

I ignore a lot of things you say.

Can we narrow it down?

Sasha.

Alright. Told you not to go there.

Thanks for the input.
Not something I'm workshopping.

Hey!
Hey.

What's the deal with you and Sasha?
You guys are back on?

No! We're not!

Got any more questions?

No, just checking.

Look, if there
is a general announcement

that needs to be made
to the entire building,

you're going to be
the first to know, OK?

Touchy!
Yeah.

Which means it's not going
the way he wants it to.

Do you ever think maybe you're
a little bit too close to this?

He's an idiot
for going back for seconds.

Sasha's not very nice.

How do you know?

I don't. I'm assuming.

No, you're not.

If I tell you,
you'll think I'm crazy.

Maybe I already think you're crazy.

They won't even notice
the difference.

You OK?

Yeah.

Fine.

Look, I'm sorry
I was a shit last night.

You were a little snappy.

I was tired from the trip.

Phone call put me in a bad mood.

Never really clock off in this job.

So you did get your story?

Got what I needed.

Catch you later?

Yeah, so are you coming
to FAT night still?

Sure. See you then.
OK.

Hello, Max.
Hey.

I just... I don't think
he wants me to get too close.

Good!

What do you know about him?

Has he been married three times?

Has he got kids?

You don't go through life without
collecting baggage - what's his?

Yeah, I...

I honestly don't know.

That's what I'm saying.

Oi!

I think you should go and
sort things out with your fella.

So you don't want dessert?

Go!
Thank you!

I'll call you later.

Hey.
Hey.

What are you doing here?

It's the wine that you came
to get last night.

Umm...

Maggie say something?

Well, there's
only about 500 witnesses, so...

Yeah, I heard.

Tell your mum I'm not
trying to make trouble.

Just... Hey.

Tom, you know that this... us...

Hmm?

..it's not going anywhere.

That's not the impression
that I got last week.

Tom, it was just sex.

Just sex?
Yeah.

Come on.

Do you need me to give you a list
of all the reasons why getting back

together is really... is a bad...?

Idea?
Yes.

How long is that list?

Alright, first thing is... your mum.

She hates me.
No, she doesn't!

She never wanted me around.

Not true.

I know you like to deny it but your
parents were totally against us.

They offered to help us.

They actually wanted us
to make a go of it.

Your mum paid for my abortion.

Did you give Sasha the money
to do it, Mum?

Mum?

Did you give her the money
to get rid of it?

Yeah, I gave her the money, Tom.

But I did not tell her
what to do with it.

You knew what
she was going to do with it!

Well, I could see that
she had doubts.

You were just a boy.

Who was going to marry her, Mum.

Darling, no-one pressured her.

No-one pressured her.
She chose that option.

You wanted her gone the whole time.

What I wanted was immaterial.

It was up to Sasha to come to you
and include you in the decision.

She let you down, not me.

I'm putting us both
on a no-carbs regime.

Sounds depressing.

No, with this detox
and yoga, I feel great.

Great and starving.

Green juice?

Tell me what you know about Sasha.

You're kidding.

There are no secrets
in this house, babe.

Mm. Delicious.

Actually, that tastes like crap.
It's all yours.

When I was together with Tom...
Mm-hm?

..I found out that Sasha was
working in a restaurant in Newtown.

Oh, coincidence.

And about a month or so later I
happened to be in the neighbourhood.

Convenient.

So I went in
and of course Sasha was serving us.

What are the odds?!

Anyway, I broke a glass,
cut my finger,

bled all over the white tablecloth

and I was so flustered, that I
ran out of the place without paying.

I didn't do it on purpose -
I just forgot.

Oh, classic!

What if she remembers me?

What do we take
from this story, kids?

Stalking is bad.

It was helpful at the time.

Now it's not helpful.

Oh, God!

What if her and Tom
end up back together again?

It doesn't matter whose idea it was.

Both you and Mum kept it from me.

You can't fix it.

Unless you can come up with some way
to wind back the last 10 years.

Yeah, thanks Dad, but...

..I think it's a bit late for sorry,
mate.

Ooh, here is a sublet.

Three months starting asap
and it's only a few streets away.

Looks great.

And it is fully furnished,
so we don't have to buy anything.

I am going to message
these guys right now.

Oh, Max busted our remote control,
by the way.

That's damage to our property.

Wear and tear.

And he bought us
a new one to replace it.

There was the damage to the door.
It could be a pattern.

I think Miranda would kill us.

Fine.

I'll get in touch with these guys.
It sounds pretty good.

Hey, I've made up a schedule for us
for the bathroom in the mornings.

Oh, right. So we each get
a five-minute window to shower?

No, I've allowed 15 minutes.

You don't have to spend
that whole time in the shower.

You can use it to brush your teeth
or do your hair

or whatever you need to do.

Offer them 100 bucks extra per week.

Hey.
Hey.

Miranda said you were
looking for me?

Yeah, we were wondering if we could
do an inspection of the flat?

Everything is perfect.

Don't sound so heartbroken!

Well, why isn't he having wild
parties and jumping up and down

and breaking the couch or something?

Everything alright?
Yeah, mate. Everything's great.

Look, I'm sorry about the remote.

We got the flat!

Hey?

The sublet. It's ours.

We have to go pick up the key
from the guy's mum in Woop Woop

but we can move in there tonight
if we want to!

Thank you so much
for putting up with us.

Oh, and you know where you can
stick that bathroom schedule.

On the wall?
Exactly what I meant.

Good luck with the new place.
Good luck with your new hubby.

Oh, no, no, no!
Carlos, that is not going there.

Huh?
No, no.

It's perfect.
No!

Ugh!

# Come on, take my hand

# Let's undo the knots of the past

# From the night
where phantoms toss and turn

Can I do anything?

Short of getting into
a time machine.

Even if I could, would
I have done things differently?

I did want her gone.

That's why I gave her the money.

# Watch the mind run faraway

# Way ahead of us

# And everything that will be
and was

There is nothing to tell.

There must be.

I mean, I asked you about Perth
and you say, "It's sunny."

It was.

Yeah, but what story was it for?

What story was last night about?

Look, I have to take leads
where they come.

Give the editors coffee.
Get them off my back.

Yeah, but you work hard.
They must know that.

Yeah, but sometimes
they want what you've got,

even though waiting means you
would get something better.

Mm.

Look, I'm going
to jump in the shower.

Why don't you grab us both a beer, hm?
OK.

Max, where is your opener?

Max.

Yeah?

You think I'm pretty straight,
don't you?

I'm not really sure how
I'm supposed to answer that.

Like, good little girl straight.

Well, if that were true, it
wouldn't be a bad thing, would it?

Did you keep me away
from that drawer

because you've got drugs in there?

Was that a dealer that
you went to see last night?

What if it was?

Max, I'm not naive about drugs.

What is it? Coke? Speed?

It was cocaine.
What's your point?

That you can trust me.

I mean, I'm not going to
say anything to anyone.

I just don't want to
involve you in...

..any of that.

Right.

I...so don't understand you.

Yeah.

I think it's best
we keep it that way.

Do it in one big load,
do you reckon?

Hey? I know it's not home.
I know it's only for three months.

But it's ours.

Privacy.

We can do whatever we like,
whenever we like.

Bring that on right now!

Ready?
Yeah. I'm ready.

Ooh!

Argh!

Ooh.

Mm-hm.

Thank you.

There was a mix-up.
No shit!

So the guy's in North Queensland,

his mum told him the tenants
were moving out on the seventh,

which is why he advertised,

but they're actually there
until the 17th.

I suppose we could sleep
in our nice new car.

We've missed out on seven places.

How is that even possible?

We could get a serviced apartment.

I'd have to put my kidneys on eBay
to afford that.

Aw!

Come here!

Do you know what
I want more than anything?

Is my own bed.

Hey, this place will be ours
in 10 more days.

Until then...

If you say the word temporary...

Surprise!

We're back.

But it's only...

Temporary, yeah. I know.

Yeah.
Sorry.

Hey, Max is having a beer.
Do you want one?

Nah. I'm good, thanks.

Yeah, I can see that.

Sasha told me something about Mum
that I didn't want to know.

And then I spoke to Mum...

..and she made sense too.

Well, does one of them
have to be wrong?

I don't know.

I want someone to be wrong.
Someone to blame.

But would it make any difference?
Maybe.

The thing is...

..you can drive yourself crazy
with the what ifs.

What do you want now?

That's what you've got
to think about.

Hey, Miranda!
Should I chop the garlic?

If people want to eat before
midnight I had better get to it.

Hey, Miranda.

Thanks.

Tom...
Not now, Mum.

Please tell me
you understand why I did it.

Yeah, I do.

You thought you were doing
the right thing for me.

But it was a decision
you had no right to make, Mum.

Hey! Hey!

I'm brushing my teeth!

This is my 15 minutes
in the bathroom.

Hey, take it easy.
I was just looking for something.

What, my privacy?
It doesn't exist.

No, I was looking for my maracas.

I don't know where they are.
Oh.

That's funny
because I just found them!

In the bin! Again!

Why does anyone need
a pair of maracas?

I don't want to lose these.

Carlos, no-one in the history
of the world ever died

because they didn't have
a pair of maracas.

That is not the point.

You threw them out
without asking me.

You left them on a pile.
Of your magazines!

I cannot believe
we're arguing about maracas!

Listen, Carlos,
I just got my own space back

for the first time in ages.

I gave you a chance last week
to back out of this.

I sent you an email

but you said, "We have a plan,
Carlos. Stick to the plan, Carlos."

And now you don't want me here.

Steve and Dani were not in the
spare room when we made that plan.

That's not my fault.

Just don't keep anything
you don't absolutely need.

That's all I'm asking.

The maracas stay.

How long have you been here?

Long enough for your neighbours
to think about calling the police.

Would they be wrong to do that?

My mum has interfered with us
once before.

I'm not going to let her do
that again.

Who cares what my parents think?

I do.

You should base your decision
on what you think.

Not what they think.

Tom...

..I wasn't going to tell you
about your mum and the money

because I don't want you
rewriting history around that.

I was looking for an excuse
to run back then

and I probably
would have done what I did

whether your mother
gave me the money or not.

There is a dinner
at my place tonight.

Me and the rest of the building.
It's a weekly thing.

Well, if you keep hanging around
here, you're going to be late.

Come with me.

You are eligible, as a resident,
to have a turn at FAT night.

I don't need to compete.

Oh, you cook!

You are pretty proud of your mussels
if I remember correctly.

Yeah.

Actually... that's my only dish.

What?! So you're telling me
that the only thing you can cook

is something I can't eat?

That's right.
Hmm. How convenient.

Ha!

So you're happy to eat,
happy to vote,

but you don't want
to put yourself out there?

Well, it's not my fault.
My mother never taught me.

Is your mum a good cook?

My mother is... worse than me.

I don't believe you.

Well, next time we're in country
Victoria we will visit my mum

and I will request burnt
shepherd's pie especially for you.

Well, I might just
take you up on that offer.

So, you guys are back again.

For 10 days only.

7:00 to 7:15, 7:15 to 7:30 -
don't even think about arguing.

What's that?!

Shower roster. The only way
the house will not become chaos.

We're already at chaos.

You guys should move back
into your place.

I'll shift out early,
find somewhere else.

But you have a lease.

It's alright.
I'll find somewhere else.

Oh, finally!
Thought you'd bailed!

I brought a guest.

Everyone, this is Sasha.

Hi, Sasha.

Hi.
Hi.

How are we all doing?

Good.

Want a seat?
Sure.

Here, sit down.

Salmon pasta with
a spinach cream sauce.

In my opinion, you will probably
get the wooden spoon for this.

I disagree.
I think it's really good.

Oh, the wooden spoon
is a good thing.

Oh, OK. It's like an in-joke?

Course.

Carlos, you will have
to do a FAT night

now that you're living
in the building.

Yeah, I don't cook.
No, he doesn't cook.

Which begs the question,

why did you bring an entire
set of saucepans with you?

So Dani, you and Carlos,
you live together?

That's Grace. I'm Dani.

Oh. I'm usually good with names.
Sorry.

Why don't we go round the table
and say our names

and something about ourselves?

Lame!

And we are not defined by our jobs.

Because some of us
don't actually have one.

Thank you.
I'm Dani and I'm...

A shopaholic.

Temporary.
Greek.

Shut up! All of you.

I am Dani and I'm... regretting
suggesting this.

Understandable.

I'm Miranda
and I am her sister-in-law.

Rob, about to go on a detox tonight,
so just pass the bread

if you don't mind.

My name is Steve and I'm the mate
who had to pick up the pieces.

Which is ancient history,
so moving on.

You know what?
I think I probably should go.

No, please don't.

Sit down, sit down.

You are our guest and you're not
the one who is acting like a dick.

Yeah, you're right, man.
You stay, Sasha.

I mean, it is FAT night
and it's members only

but what the hell, I'll go.

Great salmon. Thanks, Miranda.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry.

It was a top game, Dani.

No, sorry, I'm not going to sit
back and make polite conversation

with someone who almost
ruined my best mate's life.

If Tom can give Sasha another
chance...

Then Tom is a bloody idiot!

Back me up here.

I can't. That was rude.

Oh, I get it.
Everyone's Team Sasha now.

No,
but that was really embarrassing.

I'm telling you,
if she's back in his life,

it's going to be nothing
but trouble.

Steve, it is none of your business!
I care about Tom!

Oh, you know what?
Forget it. Think what you like.

Where are you going?

I don't know.
To get air, whatever.

Hey, I should apologise for Steve.

He can hold a grudge.

I didn't pick up on that at all!

Well, he's loyal
to the people he loves

and Tom is pretty high on that list.

I'm sure you have all heard
plenty of stories about me then.

We haven't, actually.

Short story?

Tom and I got pregnant by accident.

I left and had a termination
without telling him.

That's it.

It was...

It wasn't a good time in my life.

But now?

I'm not sure yet.

I mean, you know Tom.

He gets so intense
and totally commits himself.

And historically,
I'm kind of the opposite.

Hey, what happened tonight, man...

Not cool.

If Sasha is not welcome
at FAT night,

well, I'm not going
to be there either.

And so it begins.

Maggie?
Yeah?

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

My wallowing?

I made some dinner.

I can heat it up.

No. But thanks for asking.

I can't make myself feel better.

Easier if you don't try.

When Tom was little,
I'd say to him...

..we can get through anything

as long as you always
tell me the truth.

That only works
if it goes both ways.

Such a bad decision.

Bad decisions...

..something I know nothing about.

Oh, Cal, thank God you understand.

Steve was pretty harsh.
So what did you think of her?

I don't know. It's too early
to tell, really, but...

..I wasn't crazy
about how the night ended

so if that is Sasha's influence
then I can live without it.

Jade.

There's stalkers everywhere, babe.

Everywhere!

I am back with Colette.
There is no point.

Dealt with.
Hmm.

See how I dealt with her?

Nice of you to offer up
your place to Steve and Dani.

Well, it was the right thing to do.

Well, you're certainly
not wasting any time.

I don't have that much stuff here.
It won't take that long.

What about the sublet that
Steve's lined up in 10 days?

I mean, it's just around the corner.

The thing is there is a new job
on the table.

Since when?

I got the offer a few days ago.

I just didn't think
I was going to take it.

Yeah, but you still need
somewhere to live.

The work's in Jakarta.

I leave in three weeks.

Capi's not using his place so
I'll just crash there until I go.

Where has this come from?

Nowhere.

I was still making up my mind
whether or not to go.

So you decided tonight?

All the pieces just fell into place.

That's all.

What's going on?

It was wrong... wrong! I don't know
what the hell we were thinking.

Hey?
Don't try and talk me round, Cal.

It shouldn't have happened.

So where are you going?

Home!

What?! Home?

To the vineyard. To Warwick.

And when I get back,
I want you gone.

Hey, where did you disappear to?

I went to pick up my mail.

Final bills and takeaway flyers.

Don't want to miss out on those!

Are you sure
you're alright in there?

Yeah, this is my favourite room.

I used to love
sitting in here in the morning

and watching you drink coffee.

Swearing at your emails.

Night.
Night.

I should be getting you home
I suppose.

Let me think.

Have I created enough havoc yet?

Yes, I think my work here is done.

I'm sorry about
how things went down.

I sensed what I was walking into.

Only one of my friends
gave you a hard time.

Don't let him scare you off.

Did I say I was going to?

Do you really want to take me home?

No.

Then don't.

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