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You're not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.
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How can I tell you the truth
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when I don't even know
what you're talking about?
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You're not gonna talk?
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Okay.
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Then I guess I'll just have
to make you talk.
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That's not...
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That's not a can filled
with pennies, is it?
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Please, please, Ryan.
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(screams)
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I told you
I don't know anything!
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Ryan, stop!
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Please!
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(crying)
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Why are you doing this to me?!
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Because I know what
you really are now.
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You're trying to ruin my life.
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How is that even possible?
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I'm just a dog.
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Any complex human emotion
you see in me
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is just wishful
anthropomorphization.
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I'm your friend, Ryan,
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but haven't we been
down this road before?
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Ah.
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This time...
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I have proof.
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Remember last night?
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I was complaining about my work.
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.
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(laughter)
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I'm so sick of her
always riding my ass
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about deadlines and
bringing in new clients.
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(laughter)
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Give me the pen,
give me the pen.
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Give me the pen.
(snorting laugh)
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(chuckles) Oh!
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(laughing)
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I should send this to Goldsmith.
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Yeah, right.
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What? You don't think I'd do it?
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(chuckles)
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(hysterical laughter)
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Come on, no way, dude!
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(laughter continues)
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(groans)
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Man, I'm beat.
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Yeah, I'm pretty wrecked.
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Oh, look at Bear over here.
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"I'm a year sober.
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"I can have just one.
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I'll be fine."
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Gross.
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It's in your hair.
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(snoring softly)
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(knocking)
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(groans)
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Are you just getting up?
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No, no.
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(sighs)
Well, I was in the neighborhood
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and figured you'd need
a friendly reminder
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about Joffrey's
preschool interview today.
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I remember. Yeah, I'm taking
a sick day to be there.
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Okay, don't screw this up, Ryan.
You went to Delmore Academy.
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It'll mean a lot to the
admissions officer to see you
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in that interview with us.
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I'd love for him to go
to Delmore.
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Joffrey getting into Delmore
is the first step
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to him getting
into Johns Hopkins
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and not losing the love
of his mother.
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Are you sure
they'll remember me?
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That's a great point.
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Just bring your yearbook,
and I have to go do
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Joffrey's hair appointment.
Just don't be late.
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2:00 p.m. sharp.
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I'll be there. Don't worry.
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What a night, huh?
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(groans) I could really use
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a little skin of the human
that kicked me.
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Give you a sip?
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There is nothing you can do
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to make me enable your disease.
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Put that back in your pants!
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Stop flaunting it.
We get it.
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You're well-endowed.
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I have to run some errands.
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I should be back in a few hours.
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Sweet bag. I didn't know
they made that in gray.
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Oh, man.
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(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?
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Thank God I didn't mail it.
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Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.
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Hey.
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Take it easy, mate.
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(toy squeaking)
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RYAN:
I'll admit, I was surprised
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when you didn't mailthe drawing.
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How dare you think
I'd mail your drawing.
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If I weren't tied up right now,
I'd slap your face.
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(scoffs) I only took it
with me 'cause I knew
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they were gonna pick up
the trash this afternoon.
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I was trying to not mail it.
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I should've known
you wouldn't mail it.
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That would've been
too... obvious.
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No.
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No, you had another plan
in mind.
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Not only is Joffrey
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the nephew of a former student,
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but he's also Latino.
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Sorry, is there
a bathroom nearby?
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Yes, right down the hall
to your left.
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Hurry back.
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(chuckles)
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Wilfred?
Ryan!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Go home.
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What are you doing with my bag?
Ryan, wait.
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Give me my bag!
What are you...
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(clattering)
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Oh, my...
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RYAN:
They kicked us out on the spot.
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Joffrey lost any chancehe'd have
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of getting into that school.
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Kristen won't speak to me.
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She thinks I'm some kind
of sexual deviant.
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And I know exactly
how you did it.
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You got the gerbil
from the pet store;
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and the lube, the liquor
and the ski mask
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from the convenience store.
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This was all premeditated,
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because you're not
actually Wilfred.
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You're the evil god, Krungel.
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Krungel?
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Dr. Grummons told me
all about it.
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There's Mataman, the god
who leads you to happiness,
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and then there's you.
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Krungel, the other dog god,
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whose only purpose
is to ruin your life.
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Aside from what you think
I did to you today,
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when else have I ever been out
to "ruin your life"?
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Really?
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Leaving my wallet in front
of my neighbor's house?
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Oh, that was a good thing.
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I helped you stand up to him.
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Getting the shit kicked
out of me was a good thing?
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Or how about when you put
a shock collar on me?
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Or the night
I pulled down my pants
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to have sex
with a stuffed giraffe
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in front of a little kid?
Come on.
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Those were more like
practical jokes.
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I'm talking
about seriously ruining...
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Amanda.
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You know I had nothing to do
with that, Ryan.
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She was crazy.
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Or maybe she wasn't.
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Maybe you used
your special dog powers
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to secretly talk to her
and convince her to steal
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all that money and put it
in a bank account under my name.
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Whether I'm an evil god or not,
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rehashing the past isn't gonna
do you any good, Ryan.
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You've got to move on.
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"Move on"?
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You destroyed
the best relationship
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I've ever had.
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All right.
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If that's how you're gonna be,
then you've got to realize
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there are two sides
to every story.
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You want to know
what really happened today?
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.
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(laughing)
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Come on, no way, dude!
Like you said,
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you were going off on your boss,
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so we drew that cartoon,
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and you put it in the envelope.
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"On-velope."
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Envelope.
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Oh, look at Bear over here.
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"I'm a year sober.
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"I can have just one.
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I'll be fine."
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Gross. It's in your hair.
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What a night, huh? (Groans)
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I could really use a little skin
of the human that kicked me.
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Dude, give me a sip.
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Give you a sip?
There is nothing you can do
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to make me enable your disease.
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Put that back in your pants.
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Stop flaunting it.
We get it.
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You're well-endowed.
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Sweet bag.
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I didn't know they
made that in gray.
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Oh, man.
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(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?
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Thank God I didn't mail it.
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Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.
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(groans)
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Get your hands off of me.
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What the hell?
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I didn't do anything.
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WILFRED:
Hey, take it easy, mate.
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After you were gone,
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I realized I had to take off
for an appointment.
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It's like, I love Bear,
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but am I in love with Bear?
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(sighs)
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It's so good to be able to talk
to someone about this, Cheryl.
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It's great.
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This is the same length
you usually do?
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It just looks different.
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What do you think?
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That's not my dog.
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Where's Pickles?
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Pickles?
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Pickles!
WILFRED: On my way out,
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I figured I may as well graba new gerbil for that
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little gerbil game
Bear and I like to play.
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Gerbil game?
That's sick, Wilfred.
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How is that sick?
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You stick the gerbil
up your asses.
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No! (Sighs)
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We cover the gerbil in some sort
of slippery substance,
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then we run around
and try to catch it.
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It's called Catch the Gerbil.
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It's just innocent fun, Ryan.
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Of course,
whoever catches the gerbil
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gets to put it up their ass.
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It feels so good.
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Get back to the story.
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WILFRED:
I had to pick up a lubricant
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for Catch the Gerbil, so Istopped by a convenience store.
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Dennis!
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I ran into Dennis
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trying to buy some alcohol.
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Your remember Dennis, right?
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My best friend?
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Well, Dennis and I are not only
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super, super close
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to the point
of being practically family,
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but I'm also his A.A. sponsor.
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You don't want
to do this, Dennis.
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You know,
Bear's back on the wagon.
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What do you mean, Bear just
texted you and said to meet
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in a hotel room in Van Nuys
and bring the booze
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'cause Bear's got an eight ball?
(groans)
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Since my new haircutwas hideous--
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I'm not going back to Cheryl,by the way--
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I needed to find something fastto cover it up.
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And while I was at it, I figured
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I should pick up a giftfor Joffrey
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to congratulate himon starting school.
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I pictured him standingon the corner
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waiting for the busevery morning, no fur.
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People don't know thisabout Southern California,
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but it gets cold.
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I'd assumed the interview
was just a formality,
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so I walked over to the school
with Joffrey's gift.
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Is that when you took my bag?
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Right, almost forgot.
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That wasn't your bag.
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On my way over, I spotted
your exact same backpack
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in a shop window.
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Well, you know how much
I love that shade of gray.
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So, naturally, I snatched it--
four-claw discount--
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and moved all my stuff into it.
266
00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:35,809
What are you doing with my bag?
Ryan, wait.
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00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,443
Give me my bag!
You...
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00:11:37,511 --> 00:11:39,031
I was only tryingto get my bag back.
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Yours was still in the office.
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00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:42,287
I wasn't outto ruin your life, Ryan.
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00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:46,119
It was all a complete
misunderstanding.
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00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:50,085
I-I guess you're right.
273
00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:52,353
Everything in your story
makes total sense.
274
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,055
Mmm.
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Except for one thing.
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I always write my initials
on the tags of my backpacks.
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Nerd.
This is my bag, Wilfred.
278
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You lied to me.
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What are you hiding?!
Aah!
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Nothing! I swear!
281
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(doorbell rings)
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00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,545
(sighs) Oh.
283
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,381
You're-you're back.
284
00:12:14,449 --> 00:12:15,783
Yeah. I just got in.
285
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:18,020
Are you...?
I'm alone.
286
00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:20,621
Uh, Drew decided
to stay back in Wisconsin.
287
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,858
Look, I-I'm not in the mood
to talk about it.
288
00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:25,725
Can I just get Wilfred, please?
289
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:29,695
Actually, uh, uh, I'm in the
middle of giving him a bath.
290
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,397
Uh, can I drop him
off in a little bit?
291
00:12:31,465 --> 00:12:32,331
Sure.
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That was Jenna.
293
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As soon as you're ready
to tell the truth...
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(shouts)
295
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,994
(grunting)
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00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,663
Get me out of here, Wilfred!
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00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,633
Good morning.
298
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:56,133
It seems you've been a little
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tied up lately.
300
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,638
Okay, that was lame. Do-over.
301
00:13:03,911 --> 00:13:05,910
Good morning.
302
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:09,451
Have you been down here
learning the ropes?
303
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,588
What? Th-That doesn't
even make any sense.
304
00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:12,556
You're losing
your edge, Wilfred.
305
00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:15,292
Okay, I got it.
306
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,700
Since you're tied to a chair
307
00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:23,102
and you're probably super bored,
308
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:27,076
how was your night,
Mr. Chairman of the Board?
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00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,544
Nailed it.
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00:13:28,612 --> 00:13:29,545
If you think you're gonna...
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00:13:29,613 --> 00:13:31,447
Ow! What the...?!
312
00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,783
That's for calling me a mailman.
313
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,991
I would never mail
a letter for you.
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00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:39,261
Whatever you want from me,
you're not getting it.
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00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:41,996
Oh, I don't want
anything from you, Ryan.
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00:13:44,837 --> 00:13:48,443
Except to give you a little
taste of your own medicine.
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00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,380
Prepare yourself
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for the most excruciatingly
painful experience
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00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,217
of your life.
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00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:02,055
Aah!
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00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,025
(panting)
322
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,894
Okay.
323
00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:10,298
I'm gonna go upstairs
and get my blowtorch
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00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,134
and my bag of red ants.
325
00:14:13,201 --> 00:14:15,504
Uh, what?
326
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,575
Y-You think this
has gone too far,
327
00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:21,444
and you don't want to be
a part of this anymore?
328
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,281
What are you gonna do about it?!
329
00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:25,852
Huh?!
330
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,187
You just do as you're told.
331
00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:30,422
Keep an eye on him
while I'm gone.
332
00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:47,776
333
00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:02,728
(grunting)
334
00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:13,776
Thanks, Bear.
335
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,016
(laughs)
336
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,184
Are you guys ready to get
your fiery stings on?
337
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,686
(laughing)
338
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,290
Aah!
339
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,293
Why were you lying to me?!
What are you trying to hide?!
340
00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:27,462
I'll never tell!
341
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:31,498
(grunting)
342
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:34,099
Is that the crinkling
of a dog food packet
343
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,600
when it's not meal time?
344
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,501
(moaning)
345
00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:42,509
Aah! The unrealized
expectation of food!
346
00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:45,012
All right, all right!
I'll tell you everything!
347
00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:49,549
The only part of my story
I lied about
348
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,785
was when I got to the school.
349
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,460
(school bell rings)
350
00:15:58,528 --> 00:16:01,328
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
351
00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:02,830
(children clamoring)
352
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,367
How you doing?
353
00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:07,735
Good. How are you?
354
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:10,040
Let's get out of here.
Yes, please.
355
00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:11,743
RYAN:
She's out of the institution?
356
00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,944
Apparently.
357
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:17,045
She looked healthy.
358
00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:18,713
Sane.
359
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,648
She and her boyfriend seemed
360
00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:23,217
happy together. I...
361
00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:26,720
I was worried, if you saw that,
it would make you upset.
362
00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:29,153
I was scrambling
to think of a way
363
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,924
to get you out of there,
when I realized I had
364
00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:34,796
the perfect combination
of a deviant's delights--
365
00:16:34,864 --> 00:16:38,797
the gerbil, the lube,
the alcohol...
366
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,131
the ski mask.
367
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,366
When you went to the bathroom,
I stole your backpack
368
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,701
and put my things in it.
369
00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:48,737
I had to get you
kicked out of there.
370
00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,771
I couldn't let you see her.
371
00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:53,273
I don't believe you.
372
00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,642
She was there, Ryan.
373
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,210
I swear.
374
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,912
Maybe she was.
375
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,981
And maybe she is
healthy and sane.
376
00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:04,782
But a boyfriend?
377
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,651
A trickster god
obviously couldn't stand
378
00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,620
to see me rekindle the
relationship he destroyed.
379
00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:13,256
That could only bring
me happiness, right?
380
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,724
What are you doing?
381
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,227
The opposite of what
you want me to.
382
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:18,996
Ryan, stop!
383
00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:21,966
You don't want to see her!
384
00:17:43,756 --> 00:17:47,125
Amanda.
385
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:51,034
Wait! (Stammers)
Look, I know this is awkward,
386
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:53,603
I can't do this, Ryan!
387
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:02,652
At the hospital, they gave me
all sorts of different things
388
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,481
to try and help me.
389
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:08,817
Medication, therapy...
390
00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:12,256
other... stronger
types of treatment.
391
00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:19,631
Once we found the right
combination, I got better.
392
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,832
And after a year, the court
393
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,933
let my parents take me in.
394
00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:27,440
I wanted to call you.
395
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,109
So badly.
396
00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:33,512
But our relationship,
397
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,513
it triggered something.
398
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,949
Those highs and lows,
I-I can't handle them again.
399
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,121
I know it doesn't look
like I'm doing so great,
400
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,322
but I am on a good path.
401
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:47,973
And if I want to get healthy
402
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,557
and keep moving
forward on that path,
403
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:54,558
I can't look back.
404
00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,860
I can't have you in my
life right now, Ryan.
405
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,796
Amanda...
I'm sorry.
406
00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:01,430
(mop slams against floor)
407
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:18,373
You saw her in the halls.
408
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,075
I didn't want you
to see her like that.
409
00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:24,332
You were trying to protect me.
410
00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:26,815
And I was thinking,
411
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,548
if you wanted to patch
things up with Kristen,
412
00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:31,118
you could tell her Drew put
all that stuff in your bag.
413
00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:33,756
You know, to make you look pervy
as revenge for kissing his wife.
414
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,292
That's crazy.
415
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:36,960
You're right.
No one would ever believe
416
00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:37,996
Drew's that smart.
417
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,469
Although...
(quiet laugh)
418
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:43,369
it's my best option.
419
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,675
Listen.
420
00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,379
I've been doing
some thinking, too.
421
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:53,746
Maybe your version
of the story is true.
422
00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:56,915
Maybe you haven't been
undermining me since we met.
423
00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,149
(quiet laugh)
424
00:19:58,217 --> 00:20:00,218
Either way,
425
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:03,119
I'm done punishing
you for the past.
426
00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:04,855
I'm done looking back.
427
00:20:06,993 --> 00:20:08,661
I'm just gonna need
428
00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:11,394
some time to figure things out.
429
00:20:18,308 --> 00:20:19,875
Stay.
430
00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:22,877
Until I know for sure.
431
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:27,081
I'm sorry.
432
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:35,776
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