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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Here's to surviving
the holidays.
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(chuckles)
To Bloody Marys.
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(Joffrey coos)
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And pumping and dumping.
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Right, my little
buzzy wuzzy buzzkill?
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(Joffrey coos)
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Dad said you guys are
ironing things out.
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Yeah. Trying to, at least.
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Looks like Christmas wasn't
such a bad idea after all.
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You're welcome.
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God, this drawing
almost ruined everything.
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It's weird.
Mom said it was yours,
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but I swear
I remember drawing it.
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No. No, she's right.
That's one of my drawings.
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Yeah.
(scratching)
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Um, are you gonna
let Wilfred in?
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He's just gonna keep
scratching if you don't.
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I'm gonna pee.
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What are you doing?
Just letting the world know
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what a versatile guy you are.
"A little bit country,
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a little bit rock 'n' roll"?
So, what did Kristen say
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- about the drawing? - I was just asking her
about it when you interrupted me.
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I'm gonna have to sand
and repaint this.
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Dude, it's a compliment.
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I'm basically saying
you're Kid Rock.
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My cab's here.
I'm gonna get a bikini wax,
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and I want to still be a little
buzzed when the lady rips it.
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Uh, oh, hey, real quick.
Um, I-I was just wondering.
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Who's that character?
Oh!
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That's Mr. Floppy Ears.
It was just a silly
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imaginary character I used to draw.
Oh.
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H-How'd you come up
with him?
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I don't know.
I probably made him up.
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It's what most kids do.
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Kind of reminds me of Wilfred.
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(scratching)
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You know,
you talk about Wilfred more
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than most people talk
about their neighbors' dogs.
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- I guess I just... - Nobody talks about
their neighbors' dogs, Ryan.
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(groans)
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(sighs)
(Joffrey babbling)
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Thanks.
What? It's not finished.
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"Ryan is a little bit
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chiseled."
It's true.
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You look good.
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Have you been working out?
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(phone camera shutter clicking)
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Oh. It's for my Instagram.
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If all my friends
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don't see a photo
of every single meal I eat,
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they'll probably start
to think I'm weird.
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Although, since Jenna and Drew
cut me off from people food,
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it's pretty much been
the same photo.
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So Kristen was a dead end, huh?
Pretty much.
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I mean, she thinks
she drew the drawing.
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"Mr. Floppy Ears."
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Then again, I saw myself doing
it in my memory from therapy.
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Well, maybe it would help
to give it a rest for a while.
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You know, distract yourself.
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We could play a game.
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Um..."Balderdash"?
"Scattergories"?
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You think that would help?
Well, it's like
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the pill in the cheese.
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Once a month, Jenna wraps
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these heartworm pills,
which I hate,
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in cheese, which I love.
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I could never solve the problem
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of how to eat the cheese
but not the pills.
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Until one day,
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I go outside
and I have a little game
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of Growly Stick Tug with Drew.
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I come back in,
and then suddenly...
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inspiration struck.
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What did you do?
Well, I started stashing the pills
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between my lips and gums.
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That's disgusting.
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I just wish there was
some other way
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to get more information
about that drawing.
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Nice. I already got 17 likes
on my latest Instagram.
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All my peeps are bugging out
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'cause now they know
what my meal looked like.
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Your peeps?
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Wilfred, you don't have any...
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Bruce.
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What about Bruce?
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He's known you for a long time,
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right?
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Plus, he's a part of this.
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Wh-What if he knows something?
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No, Ryan, Bruce
cannot be trusted.
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He's a snake.
Well, sure, he's a little shady, but...
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N-No, I mean he's
literally a snake.
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You know,
like a hissing, slithering...
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snake.
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What snake thing is that?
You know,
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when you catch a snake
and you try to eat it
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but it bites the inside
of your mouth
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and it makes
your cheek swell up.
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Like...
No.
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- And I've seen Bruce.
He's definitely not a snake. - Oh.
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Because snakes don't walk around
on two legs
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and have opposable thumbs
and talk to you.
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Kind of like dogs, right?
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But most importantly,
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have you ever seen Bruce alone
in a room
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with a mongoose?
Stop playing mind games with me.
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What if I started
messing with your head?
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(laughing):
Oh, my... Oh... I'm sorry.
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That is the cutest thing
I've ever heard.
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(laughing hysterically)
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You are adorable!
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I'm the master of mind games.
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That's what I do.
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No one mind-rapes people
like I do,
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least of all...
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Shit, there's someone
at the front door.
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WILFRED: Okay, that is
the weirdest thing ever.
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There's no one there,
but clearly
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there was a knock on the front door.
(knocking on door)
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There's someone
at the door again.
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Ryan?
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Bruce?
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Shit.
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Well, it's quite a surprise,
you just showing up
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out of the blue like this, Ryan.
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Sorry, I-I just thought...
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What? That I had
murdered
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an elderly couple?
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Was living in their house,
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cashing their
Social Security checks?
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I mean, I get it, Ryan.
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I mean, I give off
that vibe, don't I?
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No.
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Deb and her daughter
have taken me in like...
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family.
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Hey, they look nice.
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They are nice.
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They're away at a Christian
retreat this weekend.
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If you're here to visit,
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your shoes have to come off.
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Deb's rule.
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I got your address off
of Wilfred's phone.
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I was actually surprised that
we live so close to each other.
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Did Wilfred send you over here?
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H-He doesn't know I'm here;
I swear.
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Well, he must've
really pissed you off, huh?
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Let me guess.
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He had you kick
your cousin's kid in the face
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with a running start, didn't he?
What? No.
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He didn't have me do that either.
Look,
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I-I tracked you down
because I have some questions.
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I-I was hoping that we could...
Is this
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crayon-related?
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Yeah.
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I knew this day
was gonna come, Ryan.
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Are you familiar
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with the concept of wormholes?
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Like...
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time travel?
Yeah.
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Like time tr...
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You know what?
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I think I've said
too much already.
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This is a bad idea. I think you should leave.
No, no.
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No, I-I need to know.
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H-How long has Wilfred
been in my life?
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Why is he in my life?
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Are you sure you're ready
for those answers, Ryan?
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Yes.
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Well, there's gonna be a price.
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I want Wilfred's testicles.
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Really?
Look, you know as well as I do
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that Wilfred's aggressive.
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He won't stop
till he gets what he wants,
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usually at our expense.
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He's a bad dog. Bad dog!
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And how do you take
a dog's aggression away?
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(imitates scissors snipping)
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Isn't there something else I could...
I want
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his balls, Ryan.
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What are you reading?
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Um...
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Eyes up here, mate.
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Just... reading
an article.
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Sorry. Pardon me.
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Pardon. Whoa.
Can you just move?!
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Hey. What's going on?
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Are you okay?
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I went and saw Bruce.
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Damn it, Ryan!
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I told you he's bad news!
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I'm sorry.
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B-But, listen...
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I-I think he might actually know
something about you and me.
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Something big.
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How big?
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Like..."where you came from" big.
And I assume
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that dirty prick wants something
in return for it.
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Yes.
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A-And I should've
told you earlier.
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And-and I swear,
I-I was never actually
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gonna do anything.
Spit it out.
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Spit it out, mate.
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He wants your testicles.
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The family grape seeds?
(scoffing laugh)
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Okay. Well,
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if it's balls Bruce wants,
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then it's balls
Bruce shall have.
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Are you familiar
with Vincenzo's Gourmet Meats?
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That place on Rose?
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They make a specialty meatball
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that happens to look identical
to a dog testicle.
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Tender veal,
ground pork sausage,
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slivers of fried garlic and
the slightest hint of paprika.
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Mmm. They sound delicious.
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It doesn't matter
what they taste like.
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All that matters is what they look like.
Stop it!
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This is just another one
of your mind games.
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What are you talking about?
You saw
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how focused I was
on the drawing, so you got Bruce
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to trick me into thinking
he could help.
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All because Jenna stopped
letting you eat people food.
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If I was working with Bruce,
why wouldn't I just ask Bruce
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to buy the meatballs for me?
Oh, wait,
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I'm sure you have the perfect
explanation for that, too.
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Uh, because Bruce and I
are both banned from Vincenzo's.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Mate...
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I'm on your side.
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And I'm telling you,
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I know Bruce.
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And I know my testicles.
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This will work.
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Hmm.
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So I'm thinking we should
maybe get three meatballs.
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You know, in case we drop one.
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Why not four?
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Totally. Better
to be safe than sorry.
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Maybe we should just get a dozen.
Dude, seriously, it's like
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you're reading my mind
right now.
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By the way, this is the longest
way ever to Vincenzo's.
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Wait, we're not near
Vincenzo's.
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(panicked):
Ryan, what's going on?
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Sorry, Wilfred, but this
is the only way.
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Ryan?! Ryan!
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Ryan!
(techs grunting)
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You weren't kidding.
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He's a handful.
WILFRED: Ryan!
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He put up quite
a fight at first.
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But after we sedated him,
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the ear cleaning
couldn't have gone smoother.
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Thanks, Doctor.
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(door shuts)
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Who's the master
of mind games now?
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(groans) Shh...
256
00:10:44,789 --> 00:10:46,423
What's happening?
Shh.
257
00:10:46,491 --> 00:10:47,891
Oh.
258
00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:50,728
You're okay, Wilfred. Shh.
(groaning)
259
00:10:50,795 --> 00:10:53,831
No. No, no, no!
260
00:10:53,898 --> 00:10:59,336
(crying):
No...!
261
00:10:59,404 --> 00:11:01,572
It was the only way, Wilfred.
262
00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:04,441
Well, I couldn't risk
missing out on answers--
263
00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:07,043
the answers-- for some
meatball switcheroo.
264
00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:10,347
Ryan, you idiot,
there were never any answers!
265
00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:11,682
But Bruce said...
266
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,183
Bruce was lying!
267
00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:15,919
He was in it
for the meatballs, same as me!
268
00:11:15,987 --> 00:11:18,255
Vincenzo banned us
from the deli,
269
00:11:18,322 --> 00:11:21,224
just like I told you
sarcastically.
270
00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:22,793
(crying)
271
00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:26,563
Oh, my beautiful,
little poppy seeds.
272
00:11:26,631 --> 00:11:29,165
(crying)
Wilfred, listen, I...
273
00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:31,334
How could you do this to me?
274
00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:35,372
I mean, sure, Bruce and I
were mind-gaming you, but...
275
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,908
this is worse than anything
I ever did to you.
276
00:11:37,975 --> 00:11:41,879
I know. That-that's why I...
And I've done some awful, awful things to you.
277
00:11:41,946 --> 00:11:43,380
Registering you
278
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,248
as a sex offender
in the state of Oregon?
279
00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:47,885
Putting fake blood stains
on the ass of your shorts
280
00:11:47,952 --> 00:11:50,287
just before you go bike riding?
281
00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:52,890
(moans)
282
00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:55,793
You have done some
awful, awful things to me.
283
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,260
But this!
284
00:11:57,328 --> 00:12:00,130
Everything else pales
in comparison.
285
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,265
I know.
286
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,868
I'm really sorry it
turned out this way.
287
00:12:04,936 --> 00:12:06,670
No, it's okay.
288
00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:08,204
(sniffles)
289
00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:09,807
Now that I have no balls,
290
00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:13,310
it's kind of hard
to stay angry at you.
291
00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:15,746
I've heard that some dogs,
292
00:12:15,814 --> 00:12:19,650
once they're neutered,
they start to... change.
293
00:12:19,717 --> 00:12:22,519
Do you think I will change?
294
00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:24,020
It's possible.
295
00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:26,323
(whining) Oh!
296
00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:28,559
God, I hate it
when I get like this.
297
00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:30,894
My emotions are just,
like, all over the place.
298
00:12:30,962 --> 00:12:33,063
(sighs)
299
00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:35,999
No, no, no. The doctor said
to wait at least 24 hours.
300
00:12:38,269 --> 00:12:40,871
Oh, shit! I forgot
this toy store was here.
301
00:12:40,939 --> 00:12:43,039
Sorry. God, it must be tough
302
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:45,275
to look at all these fresh,
untouched stuffed animals
303
00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:46,910
now that your sex drive's gone.
304
00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:49,212
I-I'd take you inside, but...
305
00:12:51,315 --> 00:12:53,684
This bag is majorly cute, Ryan.
306
00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,719
I can totally see
you carrying that
307
00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:59,122
with my head sticking
out the top of it.
308
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:00,557
Hey, you!
309
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:01,959
You look good.
310
00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:03,727
Did you lose weight?
311
00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:06,396
We're totally hanging out
for brunch soon, okay?
312
00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:08,799
She is so fat.
313
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:12,268
Wilfred, don't you want to check
out that toy store back there?
314
00:13:12,336 --> 00:13:15,873
Uh, yuck! My ears are, like,
totally having a bad moment.
315
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:18,876
Okay, I really think
you should come see that store.
316
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:20,343
Wow.
317
00:13:20,411 --> 00:13:23,213
Seriously, it's
moments like this
318
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,748
that I'm glad I no longer
have testosterone.
319
00:13:24,816 --> 00:13:27,551
Men are from Mars.
320
00:13:29,353 --> 00:13:31,354
Everyone knows
store lighting can't be trusted,
321
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:33,382
especially when you have
a non-traditional figure.
322
00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:34,992
So, try it on now.
323
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:37,494
Ew, I'm not changing
in front of you.
324
00:13:37,562 --> 00:13:39,029
Wilfred, I have to tell you something.
Wait.
325
00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:41,337
Come tell me if you think
this sweater is totally fierce.
326
00:13:41,365 --> 00:13:42,599
And be honest!
327
00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:45,969
Wilfred?
328
00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:47,771
(shrieks)
329
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,477
Oh, fabulous.
330
00:13:54,546 --> 00:13:56,312
You're awake.
331
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,681
So... (laughs)
332
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,116
All numbed up, are we?
333
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,785
What the hell is going on?!
334
00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,720
Shh, relax. See,
335
00:14:03,788 --> 00:14:05,856
the thing is, well, as
you know, I've changed.
336
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,724
For the better, I think.
337
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,261
But you're still the same
old macho, manly man.
338
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:15,732
And if we're gonna stay
best friends, well...
339
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,067
I'm sorry, Ryan.
340
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:19,502
Wilfred, let me go!
341
00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:21,638
We're gonna be such bitches!
342
00:14:21,706 --> 00:14:23,073
(gasps)
343
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:27,505
No, no, no, no, no! Wilfred, I
didn't really have you neutered!
344
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,225
Everything you're feeling,
is only psychosomatic!
345
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:32,161
But you did have my ears
cleaned, which is bad enough.
346
00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:36,004
Wait. So, you...
347
00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:37,473
Of course I knew.
348
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,074
I warned you, Ryan.
349
00:14:39,142 --> 00:14:41,444
Never try to mind-game
the master.
350
00:14:41,511 --> 00:14:45,414
Not to mention, pretending
to neuter your best friend?
351
00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:48,384
That's like the worst thing
a guy can do to another guy.
352
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,085
Not cool!
But you started it!
353
00:14:50,153 --> 00:14:52,154
It doesn't matter! You
punched me in the nuts!
354
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,189
Which reminds me. (grunts)
(yells)
355
00:14:54,257 --> 00:14:56,225
(groans) Oh, come on!
356
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:58,394
You got me harder
than I got you!
357
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,962
Aah!
358
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,297
Oh, what is this,
a dick punch fight?
359
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:03,932
Oh, God! (coughs)
Oh!
360
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,635
Look at us, Ryan.
361
00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:09,004
At each other's throats, messing
with each other's heads.
362
00:15:09,072 --> 00:15:11,206
How did it come to this?
363
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:13,376
Or more importantly,
364
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,644
who would want it
to come to this?
365
00:15:15,712 --> 00:15:17,847
Bruce.
Bruce.
366
00:15:17,914 --> 00:15:20,182
God, it all makes sense.
367
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,085
He knew we'd start
mind-gaming each other.
368
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:24,487
I bet he's laughing
his ass off right now.
369
00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:26,856
So, this was all just a game.
370
00:15:26,923 --> 00:15:28,257
He totally played us.
371
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:29,692
Not yet.
372
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,494
This game's not over.
373
00:15:33,129 --> 00:15:35,230
BRUCE:
Come on in, Ryan.
374
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,600
I'm surprised
you got here this soon.
375
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,702
We got to do this quick.
376
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,236
Deb just ran out to get Tammy
377
00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:43,372
at oboe practice.
They're coming back here,
378
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,041
we're gonna watch
Biggest Loser together.
379
00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:47,710
Are you okay, buddy?
380
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:50,613
Oh, Wilfred and I sort
of had a little fight.
381
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,881
Did you now?
382
00:15:51,948 --> 00:15:53,582
Wow. That's a shame.
383
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:56,419
Two amigos fighting like that.
384
00:15:56,486 --> 00:15:58,053
Well, here they are.
385
00:15:58,121 --> 00:15:59,522
I got them.
386
00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:01,424
I didn't think
you had it in you, Ryan.
387
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:05,260
(laughing):
Whoa!
388
00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:08,297
You be sure and tell Wilfred
he can come over here
389
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:11,534
any time he wants and take a look at these.
Actually...
390
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,736
there was a complication
with the surgery.
391
00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:16,238
What kind of complication?
He...
392
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:18,741
He didn't make it.
393
00:16:20,644 --> 00:16:22,978
Bullshit.
394
00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:26,014
No, no, no, no.
395
00:16:26,082 --> 00:16:27,483
Wilfred can't die, Ryan.
396
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,552
That's not how this works!
397
00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,620
But you... you wanted
to hurt him, right?
398
00:16:31,688 --> 00:16:33,121
You said he was a bad dog.
399
00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:34,690
Yeah.
400
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,425
Hurt him.
I didn't want him killed!
401
00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:37,893
Oh, my God.
402
00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:39,261
Don't you get it?
403
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:40,696
Without Wilfred,
404
00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:42,465
I got no purpose!
405
00:16:42,532 --> 00:16:43,966
Oh, my God!
406
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,501
I'm nothin'!
407
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,937
Well, at least
you have Deb and Tammy.
408
00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:49,104
Deb and Tammy-- shit!
409
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,138
I can't believe it!
410
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,239
Goddamn it!
411
00:16:51,307 --> 00:16:53,041
This is over.
412
00:16:53,109 --> 00:16:55,344
It's over.
413
00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:59,548
Holy shit! Bruce!
414
00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:01,249
Oh, Jesus.
415
00:17:01,317 --> 00:17:02,818
No! No! No!
416
00:17:02,886 --> 00:17:03,886
No!
417
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:07,089
WILFRED:
Hi, Ryan.
418
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,958
(Bruce laughs)
Boom!
419
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,793
Mind-gamed, bitch!
420
00:17:10,861 --> 00:17:11,727
(laughing):
Gotcha!
421
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,562
You're insane!
422
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,197
Uh, insane in the membrane.
423
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:16,699
Yeah. You know what?
424
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,834
I can't believe
you made fun of me
425
00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:20,903
for taking that special effects
class at the Learning Annex.
426
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:22,304
You guys
427
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,672
are psychopaths.
428
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,173
No! No, it was just
429
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,976
a prank, Ryan.
When Wilfred told me
430
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,443
that you were gonna try
431
00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:30,078
and put one over on me,
I couldn't resist.
432
00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:32,114
WILFRED: I even got him
to buy the meatballs
433
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,116
after all.
434
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:39,688
I do love me
some Vincenzo's meatballs.
435
00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:41,423
I thought you were my friend, Wilfred.
I am your friend.
436
00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:43,726
That's why I had to teach you
a valuable lesson.
437
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,753
Never try and mind-game
the masters of mind games.
438
00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:47,830
You cannot win.
439
00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:54,837
What's the matter, Wilfred?
440
00:17:54,905 --> 00:17:56,271
Does it taste a little nutty?
441
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:59,041
N-No.
442
00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,944
But there's no way you...?
443
00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:04,479
Stole a pair of dog testicles
from the biological waste bin
444
00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:07,068
at the vet earlier today 'cause
I figured you'd double-cross me?
445
00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:10,719
No, I couldn't possibly do that.
446
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:13,022
How could I mind-game
the masters of mind-games?
447
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:14,723
Let me get this straight.
448
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,324
I'm not gonna be dining
449
00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:18,193
on Vincenzo's
gourmet meatballs today?
450
00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:21,063
Goddamn it!
451
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,097
I went through all this shit
452
00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,399
for zero meatballs?!
453
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:27,036
Get the hell out
of my house, Ryan!
454
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,503
Get out of my house, Wilfred!
455
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:31,674
Get out! Take that damn
dog testicle with you.
456
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,945
Ryan, I've got to say,
457
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:37,379
I was impressed back there.
458
00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,147
Good game.
459
00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:41,376
You're not mad at me for
making you eat a dog testicle?
460
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:44,252
Well, actually, it was tastier
than one might think.
461
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,321
I swiped the other one
on my way out.
462
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:48,156
I'm saving it for
later tonight.
463
00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:53,963
Oh, shit!
464
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:56,031
Did I leave that on
for three days?
465
00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:02,504
I'll admit, it was nice to get
away from this for a while.
466
00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,673
Games are always a
good distraction.
467
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,377
Uh, it's Kristen's
drawing, but...
468
00:19:09,445 --> 00:19:12,380
I saw myself making it.
469
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:15,383
I saw myself...
470
00:19:15,451 --> 00:19:17,920
drawing the blue barn.
471
00:19:17,988 --> 00:19:20,089
Well, may-maybe
that's all I drew,
472
00:19:20,156 --> 00:19:22,357
but why would I...?
473
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:51,903
Oh, I can't find
anything on the symbol.
474
00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:55,503
Have you learnt nothing, Ryan?
475
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:59,107
I mean, how did you even find it
in the first place?
476
00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:01,408
You need some distance.
477
00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:16,758
Serious question:
478
00:20:16,825 --> 00:20:19,360
If you knew that you
could get away with it,
479
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,396
would you rape... someone?
480
00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:25,900
No. Of course not.
481
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,202
You know, I'm like-like
talking about,
482
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,738
like, say, if you knew there
was, like, zero chance
483
00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:33,507
that you could get caught,
like, would you...
484
00:20:33,575 --> 00:20:36,778
rape... someone?
485
00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:40,782
Under no circumstance
would I ever do that.
486
00:20:42,384 --> 00:20:44,585
Nah, me, neither.
487
00:20:44,653 --> 00:20:55,426
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