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(sighs)
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What's your biggest secret?
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What?
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I, uh... Wow.
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(chuckles)
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Good morning.
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It's okay, Ryan.
I thought we were there.
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Forget I asked.
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No, no, no,
it-it's just...
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C-Can we just start with
our second biggest secret?
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Sure.
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Uh, on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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- I love you.
- I don't have any clean underwear.
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Wait, what?
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- Nothing. You were saying?
- You love me?
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I'm kidding.
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I'm not kidding.
I'm sorry.
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That's so not
a second biggest secret, Ryan.
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Yeah, a second biggest secret
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is, like, I'm afraid of spiders
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- or I accidentally beat off to a tranny.
- Can we...
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can we just talk about
your underwear again?
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Please?
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Ryan, do you have
any more rice?
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How much do you need?
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100 pounds should do it.
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Also, I'm going to need
five bushels of wheat,
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some sunblock, a hazmat
suit and a crossbow.
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No problem.
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Oh, wait, I'm out of sunblock.
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Fine. We'll make our own
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with titanium dioxide
and shredded beeswax.
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Okay, why are you...?
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Because the world
is ending, Ryan.
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Dogs have an intuition
for these things.
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Why do you think no dogs
died in the Holocaust?
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Because we knew it was coming.
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It already did.
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I think I screwed up
my relationship with Amanda.
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And just like that, we're
talking about him again.
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I told her I loved her.
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I-I... I just got caught up
in the moment.
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So tell her you didn't mean it.
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But it's the truth.
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She makes me feel... normal.
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Oh, and I don't?
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You're looting my kitchen,
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dressed like one
of the Wolverines, so...
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Do you not hear me, man?!
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Doomsday is upon us.
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A massive apocalyptic
nightmare so unimaginable,
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grown men will weep
like children,
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and the children
that they weep like
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will eat other children.
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Oceans will boil over,
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and fiery death
will rain from the skies,
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and the ground
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will shake
until the earth itself
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will be cleaved into two!
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Yeah, that wasn't it.
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- Look...
- I just think that...
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(both chuckle)
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Look, I'm sorry I ambushed you.
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Yeah, you know, if
you're going to get
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all relationshippy on me,
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- maybe wait for me to have my
first shot of espresso? - I know.
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- I know. It was wrong.
- Because, Ryan, I was...
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- I just don't want it to be awkward...
- No, I-I-I love you, too.
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You do?
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Kind of, yeah.
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Totally.
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You make me really happy, Ryan.
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You asked her to
move in with you?
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Are you high?
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Because you need to be.
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That stays in the basement.
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From now on, we need
to be more careful
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about what we leave
lying around.
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Amanda's packing tonight,
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and I'm helping her move
in the morning.
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Tomorrow morning?
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- Are you sure you're ready for this?
- I-I know
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we haven't been together
that long,
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but it just feels right.
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That's not what I mean, Ryan.
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I'm saying, maybe you're
not ready for this.
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Know what?
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I don't care what you think.
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Do you care about her?
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She loves me.
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She doesn't even know you.
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She only knows
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the you you want her to know.
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What about the parts of
you she doesn't know,
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the parts you're hiding
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down here in this basement?
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The black files you used
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to manipulate
your father's enemies.
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The pills you tried
to off yourself with.
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The leather sex hood
you wore to...
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Oh, shit, this is mine.
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I was looking for this.
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Those things aren't me,
not anymore.
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These things will
always be you.
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They're your secrets.
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You think you can
keep them from Amanda
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by hiding them down here
in the basement?
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Yeah, I do.
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You're asking her
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to be part of your life.
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You're sharing
your house with her.
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Sooner or later, she's going
to need to see all of it.
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Think of the hours
we spend down here, mate.
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How will you explain
where you've been?
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Well, maybe I just
need to stop spending
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so much time with you.
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Look, Wilfred, I love Amanda.
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I think she's
really good for me.
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Yeah, I-I still have some
issues, but who doesn't?
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I'm sure she does, too.
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You got something
to say, Wilfred?
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No.
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It's just, there's a lot
about her you don't know.
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Like what?
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Well, she talks
too much, for one.
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She's always yammering on
and on about God knows what.
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And...
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What?
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Just say it.
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She kissed me, man.
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(scoffs) It's true.
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You've seen how she pets me.
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I always figured
it was innocent,
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and, you know me,
I'm a dog, I like that shit.
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Unbelievable--
you're just jealous.
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- Jealous?
- Well, the more time
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I spend with Amanda, the
less time I spend with you.
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Well, maybe that's
a good thing.
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What the hell does that mean?
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It means you can be a
really shitty friend.
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You say you have my
best interests at heart,
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but have you ever once told
me the truth about anything?
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More than once.
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Ryan, you have to believe me,
this is not going to end well.
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You're so full of shit.
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I'm telling you,
I can feel it in my bones--
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the ones I chew on
and the ones inside of me.
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There's a disaster headed
our way.
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Give it up, Wilfred.
Amanda and I
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are moving in together,
and that's... (rumbling)
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Holy shit!
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(gasps)
Ryan! Ryan!
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(gasping)
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(grunts)
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Welcome back, Ryan.
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Get this off me.
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Yeah, and how do I do that?
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Seriously?
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Go get help!
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Of course, I'll
just run upstairs
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and tell the first guy I see
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that little Timmy's
fallen down the well.
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(panting)
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No, quake must have
knocked out the power.
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I can't see shit.
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You were right, Wilfred.
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You said something bad
would happen, and it did.
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Unfortunately,
that still wasn't it.
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Something else is coming...
something worse.
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I'm glad Jenna's out of town.
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I hope Amanda's okay.
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If you really cared about her,
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you'd be honest with her.
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You're in no condition
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to take this relationship
to the next step.
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Enough!
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Help! Help me!
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Ryan, you're buried
under a box of secrets
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with a talking dog
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in a basement that
may not even exist.
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Do you really think
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anyone can possibly hear
your cries for help?
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(clattering)
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MAN:
Hello?
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Everyone okay down there?
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Yes!
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Help!
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Where are you?
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I-I'm pinned down!
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Shit, howdy, what a mess.
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Let me get...
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(straining)
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Thanks.
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Don't mention it, Ryan.
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Do I know you?
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All too well.
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Hey, buddy.
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Bruce.
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Didn't think you'd come.
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I gave you my word, Wilfred.
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That's why I didn't
think you would.
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Wait, you asked him to come?
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I needed some dirty work done.
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There's no one
dirtier than Bruce.
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You flatter me.
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Ryan, Wilfred asked
me to get proof
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that you shouldn't
move in with Amanda,
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and mission accomplished.
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What's in the suitcase?
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The truth.
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Bullshit.
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You think you can just dig up
some dirt on Amanda
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and it's going to make me
love her any less?
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I wouldn't believe it anyway.
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(laughing):
No, you would not.
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It wouldn't hurt to take
a look, though, would it?
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What are you afraid of?
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It's going to cost you.
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Goddamn it, Bruce.
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But it won't be that much.
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Just your eternal soul.
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Bruce.
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All right, I'll do it
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for a night out
at Carl's Grub Shack.
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Carl's closed down
two years ago, and you know it.
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Well, then,
I guess I'll be on my way.
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Wait.
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How about a game?
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That's intriguing.
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A game, like last time?
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No way.
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My life is not a game
to be played for your amusement.
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Well, I guess we'll just
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have to agree
to disagree about that.
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You need to see what's
in the suitcase, Ryan.
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We have to play.
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French rules, standard protocol.
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Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Winner gets the suitcase.
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I accept.
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I had a more interesting
opponent in mind.
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- No way.
- Me?
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He's a big boy, Wilfred--
he can speak for himself.
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What do you say, Ryan?
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Are you up for a little game?
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Last time you played your game,
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I was just the rope
in your twisted tug-of-war.
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At least now
I have some control.
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But you don't stand a
chance against Bruce.
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The only way to win
is not to play.
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You play games
with him. You win.
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Yeah, well, you're
not me, are you?
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I don't know, Wilfred. Am I?
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Why are you doing this?
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You already said
whatever's in the suitcase
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won't change your
mind about Amanda.
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It won't, but I want to know.
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Well, don't say I
didn't warn you.
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Let the games begin.
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What's going on?
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00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:30,849
I can't believe
he'd choose this game
266
00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:32,816
for the first round.
267
00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:35,049
Typical Bruce.
268
00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:37,416
Why? What's he going to do?
269
00:10:37,484 --> 00:10:39,483
Sorry, Ryan.
Moderator can't help.
270
00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:40,916
It's against the rules.
271
00:10:40,984 --> 00:10:42,384
Just be careful.
272
00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:49,517
(growls, hoots)
273
00:10:49,585 --> 00:10:51,184
(screams)
274
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:53,084
Why the hell
is he wearing that mask?
275
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,817
Yes! He said it!
276
00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:56,117
He said it.
277
00:10:56,185 --> 00:10:57,417
- Point. Bruce.
- What?
278
00:10:57,485 --> 00:10:59,550
- How did I...?
- The name of the game is
279
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,083
"Why the hell is he
wearing that mask?"
280
00:11:01,151 --> 00:11:02,484
You say that phrase,
Bruce gets a point.
281
00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:03,983
The game is actually called
282
00:11:04,051 --> 00:11:05,383
"Why the hell
is he wearing that mask?"
283
00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:06,849
Whoo! Two-nothing.
284
00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,316
What are you doing?
285
00:11:08,384 --> 00:11:09,715
This is ridiculous.
286
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,482
287
00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:18,316
(grunts)
288
00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:40,616
Point. Ryan.
289
00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:42,650
- No! No way!
- Yes.
290
00:11:42,718 --> 00:11:44,817
- The son of a bitch is cheating! No!
- No.
291
00:11:44,884 --> 00:11:46,750
No! No! Are you nuts?
292
00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:48,750
No! No! No! No! No!
293
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:03,052
What dwells in the blue,
has a sunset face,
294
00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:08,386
with a nose like a dagger
and wood at its base?
295
00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:11,686
- He doesn't know.
- Shut up, Bruce.
296
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:13,420
Focus, Ryan.
297
00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:16,287
If you lose this round,
it's over and Bruce wins.
298
00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:19,322
Not to mention, you get spanked
with a moose antler.
299
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,456
Come on, it's easy.
300
00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:26,190
I can't help you, mate.
301
00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:29,291
Only two can play.
302
00:12:32,058 --> 00:12:33,824
It doesn't make any sense.
303
00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:35,957
None of this makes any sense.
304
00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:38,191
I-I... I can't do this anymore.
305
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:39,657
Dude, he's forfeiting.
306
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,491
Ryan, you know this one.
307
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,791
"Only two can play."
308
00:12:47,858 --> 00:12:49,857
Two can...
309
00:12:49,925 --> 00:12:52,258
"What dwells in the blue?"
310
00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:54,824
Blue is the sky.
That means it's a bird.
311
00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:56,724
"A sunset face with a nose
like a dagger."
312
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,424
Meaning a colorful beak.
313
00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,424
"With wood at its base."
314
00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:02,557
Th's a branch.
315
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:05,391
The answer is a toucan.
316
00:13:07,092 --> 00:13:08,524
The answer is Martin Van Buren.
317
00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:10,424
Sorry. Rules are rules.
318
00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:12,057
Martin Van Buren?
319
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,358
Yeah.
320
00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:15,258
I mean, that's obvious.
321
00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:16,824
Sunset face, dude.
322
00:13:16,892 --> 00:13:19,257
He had a severe case of rosacea.
323
00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:21,593
Learn your history, son.
324
00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:24,165
Hey, this was fun.
325
00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:25,605
See you.
326
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,242
I call Monchichi Clown Bubbles.
327
00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:33,916
Those are some serious words.
328
00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:36,486
What's going on?
329
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,821
Sudden death.
330
00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,189
You win, you get the suitcase.
331
00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:40,691
If Bruce wins...
332
00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:43,127
I get to cut
Wilfred's tail off.
333
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:44,762
Wilfred, you can't.
334
00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,097
You said I don't have
335
00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:47,531
your best interests
at heart, yeah?
336
00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:48,832
Well, I am literally
337
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,801
putting my ass
on the line for you.
338
00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:52,770
But it's your tail.
If I lose...
339
00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:56,439
I'll just have to tell you
when I'm happy.
340
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:01,077
Not that I ever will be.
341
00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:03,380
I call the game.
342
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,282
Truth or dare.
343
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,017
It's okay, Ryan.
344
00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:08,519
You've got this.
345
00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:11,489
All you have to do
is choose truth.
346
00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:16,393
Why?
347
00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:18,058
It's why we're down here.
348
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,527
Trust me.
349
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,663
What are you up to?
350
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,167
What's the real game?
351
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,601
What? Ryan.
352
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,069
Dare.
353
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,603
- No.
- Okay.
354
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,938
- going to ruin everything!
- Dare.
355
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,307
I dare you...
356
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,175
to call your father.
357
00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:40,010
What?
358
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:42,946
Tell him it was your fault
and you want to come back.
359
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,314
You don't have
to do this, mate.
360
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:45,881
J-Just choose truth.
361
00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,549
Choose the truth, Ryan.
362
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,150
(line ringing)
363
00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:52,152
Hello?
364
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,620
Ryan?
365
00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:54,921
Damn it.
366
00:14:57,892 --> 00:14:59,826
Truth.
367
00:14:59,894 --> 00:15:01,761
I choose truth.
368
00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:06,766
Game. Ryan.
369
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,002
Congratulations, kid.
370
00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:12,671
You beat me.
371
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,605
- I did?
- Don't get cocky.
372
00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:16,407
You owe me one, buddy.
373
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:17,775
I'm not your buddy.
374
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,376
Hey, good game.
375
00:15:20,644 --> 00:15:22,878
But I'll get you next time.
376
00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:34,054
I don't feel like I won.
377
00:15:34,122 --> 00:15:36,356
That's the problem
with this particular game.
378
00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:39,292
Even when you win, you lose.
379
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:42,428
Open the case.
380
00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:53,237
What's inside?
381
00:15:53,304 --> 00:15:55,472
- The truth.
- The truth about Amanda?
382
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,307
No.
383
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,574
Just the truth.
384
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,718
Is this...?
385
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,186
It's a bomb. Holy shit!
386
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:13,754
WILFRED:
The numbers are going up.
387
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:14,955
It's a timer.
Press the button.
388
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:20,694
WILFRED:
That's how long
389
00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:22,228
you've been down
in your basement
390
00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,196
playing a pointless game
with your neighbor's dog
391
00:16:24,264 --> 00:16:26,298
and his... well, Bruce.
392
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,733
12 hours?
393
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,100
This is who you are, mate.
394
00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:33,237
You have to tell her the truth.
395
00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:34,672
No.
396
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,040
No, she loves me.
397
00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:37,542
That's why you
have to let her go.
398
00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:39,477
No. You tricked me.
399
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,412
You lied to me.
400
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,349
You just don't want me
to be happy.
401
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,585
There's nothing wrong with me.
402
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:52,958
There was an earthquake.
403
00:17:12,613 --> 00:17:13,479
Good morning.
404
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:19,519
You sure you're ready for this?
405
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:25,130
I thought you were
going to come over early
406
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,890
- and help me load up my car.
- I overslept.
407
00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:29,325
Yeah, you look like you
haven't slept at all.
408
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,492
Having second thoughts
about me moving in?
409
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,460
Hey, Wilfred.
410
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,362
Did you keep Ryan up all night?
411
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,663
Look, I don't know
how you're set
412
00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,965
for storage, but I
have got a ton of stuff.
413
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,366
Uh...
414
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:43,337
Oh, what's in here?
415
00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:44,538
(laughing):
Ryan.
416
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,811
Amanda...
417
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:52,247
I haven't been honest with you.
418
00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:55,417
The truth is, I...
I'm not ready for this.
419
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:59,654
Not ready for us
moving in together or...?
420
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,659
Not ready for us?
421
00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:09,263
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
422
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,365
Look, I...
work is so crazy.
423
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,167
I-I really don't have time
for a relationship.
424
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,902
But you said you loved me.
425
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,538
I...
426
00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:20,207
I thought I did.
427
00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:23,143
Look, you're
a really great girl,
428
00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:25,212
- and...
- This isn't happening.
429
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:26,947
I'm sorry.
430
00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:29,316
I-I... I just think we need
to take a... a break.
431
00:18:34,523 --> 00:18:36,190
How long?
432
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,326
Long.
433
00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:49,403
But, uh...
434
00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,438
I love you.
435
00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:58,012
(crying)
436
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:23,804
You were right.
437
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:27,174
If I really loved her,
I would have told her the truth.
438
00:19:29,144 --> 00:19:31,312
No, I was wrong.
439
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:35,283
You lied to her
because you love her.
440
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:38,185
And that's why I lied to you.
441
00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:39,887
You understand that, right?
442
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:48,229
You knew this would happen.
443
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:53,433
This is the disaster
you predicted.
444
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:02,842
Sorry, mate.
445
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,578
That still wasn't it.
446
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:25,327
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