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"Never underestimate
the power of a dream."
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Excuse me?
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The narrator.
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Yeah. He's dreaming.
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Very challenging book.
I love Calvino.
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I was going to get on Kindle,
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but then people couldn't
see how deep I am.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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Um, I'm Cinzia Piacere.
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Ryan. Newman.
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Ryan?
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How... Do you mind?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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So what does Ryan Newman do
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when he's not charming
Italian women on the beach?
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Well, uh...
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Until recently, uh,
I was an attorney.
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- Mm-hmm.
- High-profile litigation,
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corner office, expense account.
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Oh. Sounds awful.
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I'm going rollerblading right now.
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Do you want to come with me?
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Well, what have we here?
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And what is that thing above
them, with the mouth and eyes?
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This is Wilfred.
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Ciao.
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(speaking Italian) What a beautiful dog!
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(speaking Italian)You're so beautiful, aren't you?
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(speaking Italian)Thank you, you're very beautiful too.
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Mm.
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What? I speak Italian.
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There's a lot you don't
know about me, Ryan.
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Okay.
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I get my things and then we go, okay?
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Uh... you're going out with her?
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You promised you'd pick up
Jenna's dry-cleaning
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and be home by 2:00
for the cable guy.
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You expect me to ditch a girl
like that for dry-cleaning?
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We all have to make sacrifices, Ryan.
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Like the story of Jesus Christ.
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I'm sure the Roman soldiers
wanted to hang out
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at the Pantheon and stare
at tits all day,
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but they knew they had
a duty to kill Jesus.
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Uh, I'll take an eighth
of the Walter Cronk.
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- For, um, tendonitis.
- Yeah.
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I'm on 'shrooms right now.
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For my, uh, scraped knee.
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A beautiful woman asked
to spend the day with me,
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and I said no.
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Why?
To pick up Jenna's dry-cleaning?
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Face it.
We both love Jenna.
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And we live to protect and serve her.
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I protect, you serve.
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I don't live to serve her.
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And I'm not sure spending
your days watching
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gruesome cat deaths on YouTube
counts as protecting Jenna.
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I have eyes on Jenna at all times.
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And, when I'm not watching, Bear is.
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Bear?
That rancid teddy bear you hump?
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Cojetta Quisley,
I need a 20 on the Golden Fox.
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Yes, but is she...
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Where is she?
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Can you just...
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CASHIER:
My special today.
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One of these free Tootsie Pop
edibles with every purchase.
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Well, why didn't you just
say she was in the kitchen?
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Jesus.
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I swear, the minute you take
the dick out of Bear's mouth,
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it's like, "Nyeh, nyeh
nyeh, nyeh, nyeh."
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There are my guys!
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Hey, who am I pointing to?
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The new anchor for the 12:00 News.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, I start Monday.
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That's amazing.
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Sorry, mate, random security check.
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Uh-oh.
Is that a small-caliber bullet?
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- Oh.
- Off.
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Sorry. He thinks he's protecting me.
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Mr. Goofy.
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Thanks.
You did not have to do that.
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No problem.
Hey, that's great news about your job.
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What do you say we go
out for dinner, and...
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Oh, shoot.
I am late for a production meeting.
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- You still cool waiting for the cable guy?
- Of course.
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I don't know what I
would do without you.
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Big Guy for PJ.
Yeah, I've got my eyes all around the bases;
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She's just gone in the house.
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No, I do not know
where your Discman is.
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This isn't the proper channel
for this type of discussion.
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Get your head in the game!
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(sighs)
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This is ridiculous.
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Cinzia:
Ryan.
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- Cinzia.
- Ciao.
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What are the odds?
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I guess it was just meant to be.
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I've been watching you run
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up and down the beach
for the past hour.
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Well, I was just hoping
that maybe we could...
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spend some time together.
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♪ ♪
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This is the best day of my life.
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Really?
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(laughs)
Seriously.
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You know what I did yesterday?
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Hm-mm.
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I unclogged my sister's drain,
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I helped my neighbor hang a pot rack,
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and I took Wilfred to
get his ears cleaned.
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Wow.
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All of these things
that you are doing
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are basically for
other people, right?
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What do you do for yourself?
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I mean...
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Life is too short.
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I think you really have
to do what makes you happy.
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I wouldn't know where to start.
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In three days I'll go to Capri,
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which is a beautiful island in Italy.
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And I have an uncle there who
will let me use his sailboat.
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Come with me.
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That sounds wonderful.
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- See?
- But...
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I, I can't.
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Okay.
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Then let us make the most of
the short time we have lef
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(speaking Italian)
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So this is more important than
waiting for Jenna's cable guy?
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As we speak, Jenna
is sitting at home,
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with no Game Show Network,
no MTV2, no Univision.
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I'm furious, Ryan.
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I'm sorry, but for once in my life,
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I'm going to take care
of my needs first.
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I think I can make that happen.
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Ryan, focus.
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Right now, there is a branch
scraping against Jenna's window.
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How's she going to get any sleep
tonight if you don't prune it?
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(Ryan gasps)
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Jenna. Jenna.
Jenna. Jenna.
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Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. Jenna.
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Jenna, Jenna, Jenna...
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Jenna, Jenna, Jenna,
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna,
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- Jenna, Jenna...
- Stop!
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- Why?
- No, no, no, not... not you.
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- Cincia...
- Yeah?
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Let's do it.
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Let's go to Italy.
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Italy?
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You didn't ask me if
you could go to Italy.
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As of now, we are
officially not speaking.
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Wilfred, get...
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Ryan,
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you know that all I want
is for you to be happy,
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but you barely know this woman.
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And what about that
cute girl next door
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you're always talking about?
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Please tell me you didn't hear that.
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- Hear what?
- Nothing.
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Here's ten dollars.
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I'm buying the unopened
food processor
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I gave you last Christmas.
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Okay?
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So, this is really happening, huh?
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This Cinzia must be amazing.
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She is.
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I just hope we can be as
happy as you and Drew.
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What's wrong?
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I'm sorry. It's just that...
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Well, I don't tell you enough,
but you mean so much to me.
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And... I've never met anyone
so kind and thoughtful.
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And I'm going to miss you.
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I'll miss you, too.
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But we know who's really
going to miss you.
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Wilfred! Come here!
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He's been kind of mopey lately.
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I know this sounds crazy,
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but it's almost like
he knows you're leaving.
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(laughs)
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Just so you know,
I only came over here
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because Jenna called me.
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Oh, God, Wilfred pooped on your lawn.
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There's symbolism in that poop, Ryan.
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And some grass.
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And half a slipper.
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I'm going to go clean it up.
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No, no, no-no-no, wait.
That's dangerous.
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- There's dangerous bacteria in that poop.
- Wilfred!
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- Get out of the way.
- You shouldn't, shouldn't eat it.
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Just because I'm leaving,
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it doesn't mean that we
can't still be friends.
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Friends?
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What, you thought
we were actually...?
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Ha-ha! Ha, ha, ha.
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That is hilarious.
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And a little embarrassing
for you, because...
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I never really saw us like that.
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How much for this
piece-of-shit flat-screen TV?
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You're selling the TV?
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That is the cornerstone
of our friendship!
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Wilfred.
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Just before my tenth birthday,
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my dad sent my mom
away to the sanitarium.
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All I wanted for that
birthday was a magic set.
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But you know what my dad gave me?
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A briefcase.
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He said, "Ryan, no more nonsense."
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I spent my whole life trying
to be who he wanted me to be,
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because I was afraid he was
going to send me away, too.
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Wow.
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That... that story is long.
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And boring as shit.
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The point is, it's time
to do what makes me happy.
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Look, Ryan, you're leaving
behind everything you love
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for a girl you barely know.
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And it just makes me wonder why.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Stick around, and keep
waiting hand and foot
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on a girl I can never have?
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Like some obedient little lap...
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(sighs)
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You were gonna say "lap dog."
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That's what you think
of me, isn't it?
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Just a silly dog who thinks his duties
are far more important
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- than they really are.
- Wilfred...
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Of course, what
a bloody fool I've been.
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Jenna doesn't need me anymore.
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Maybe she never even did.
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You know, I had dreams too, Ryan.
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I wanted to herd sheep.
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I... I wanted to sniff
out drugs for the DEA.
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Or maybe I just wanted
to go to Italy like you.
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You never know.
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We could to go Italy...
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Really?! So you and
your whore would take me?
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- Uh...
- Yes!
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Yes, Ryan, the answer's yes.
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I will come with you.
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Oh, Ryan.
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Oh, Ryan, you're the
best friend I ever had.
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WILFRED:
Ryan.
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Ryan, check it out.
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I've got a list
of common Italian phrases
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you're going to need to know.
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Geez, Wilfred, we don't even know if
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Jenna's going to let you go yet.
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Why so negative?
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Someone needs a little
attitude adjustment.
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No, thanks.
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Pot candy's way too intense for me.
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(knocking)
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I'm on the air in an hour,
and my hair looks terrible,
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and these Middle-Eastern names
are impossible to pronounce,
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and to top it all off, the
battery in my hybrid is dead.
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What the shit!
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00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:13,605
Relax. I'll get my keys.
259
00:12:13,673 --> 00:12:15,610
Ryan, ask her if I can go to Italy.
260
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,445
Are you sure?
You do so much for me.
261
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,529
Of course. We're friends.
262
00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:20,114
Ask her, ask her, ask her.
263
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,546
Now is not a good time.
264
00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:22,581
Is now a good time?
265
00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,077
How about now? Now?
266
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,185
How about now, Ryan?
What about now?
267
00:12:26,253 --> 00:12:27,754
Is it a good time now?
268
00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:28,873
How about now?
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00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,792
Now? What about now?
270
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,169
- How about now?
- I don't know, Wilfred.
271
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,994
Jenna's life is going
through some big changes.
272
00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:37,048
I think she's going
to need you more than ever.
273
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,832
She'll be fine.
274
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,949
She'll probably have a team of
highly trained security specialists
275
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:44,571
around her at all times.
276
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,391
This is the noon news
we're talking about.
277
00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:48,708
Oh...
278
00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:49,769
You okay?
279
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,678
I'm just a little light-headed.
280
00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:53,279
The only thing I had to eat today
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00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:54,899
was a piece of candy at your house.
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00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,295
- House...
- What candy?
283
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,779
That word is weird... hou-u-se.
284
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,532
Wilfred, Jenna ate the Tootsie Pot.
285
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:06,147
No way, mate.
Jenna doesn't do drugs.
286
00:13:06,272 --> 00:13:08,326
If she ate that, she'd
be totally freaking out.
287
00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:09,996
(TV news theme playing)
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ANNOUNCER: This is the News at Noonwith Jenna Mueller,
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00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,769
Cal Fugasaki with sports
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00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,537
and Bud Mitchell with the weather.
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00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,718
And... action.
292
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,694
What?
293
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,026
Good afternoon and welcome
to the News at Noon.
294
00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:33,119
Um, let's start with sports...
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00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,221
(laughing):
Look at my mic.
296
00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:37,791
It's like a shiny little cl...
297
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,653
(laughing)
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00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,114
Ryan, I've got to save her!
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00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,034
Cal, you got to feel
how soft my tits are...
300
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,828
(steady electronic tone)
301
00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:55,126
Drew.
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00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,818
Come on in, Ryan-oceros.
303
00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,546
I flew in right after Jenna
told me what happened.
304
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,422
Undies on the face,
undies on the face!
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00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:04,135
- What a silly dog I am.
- Wilfred, no.
306
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:08,181
What, you think you can do
better than undies on the face?
307
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,601
Hey, Jenna.
I just came over to see how you were doing.
308
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,804
How am I doing?
They fired me.
309
00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:15,539
They think I was on drugs.
310
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:17,425
I've never even had
a speeding ticket.
311
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,691
DREW:
Hey, you know what, babe?
312
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,041
I bet you just had a mini stroke.
313
00:14:21,108 --> 00:14:24,155
Yeah, I've seen newscasters
get those on YouTube.
314
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,656
It's actually really funny.
315
00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:28,281
- I didn't have a stroke, Drew.
- Jenna, look!
316
00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:31,051
My ear flipped inside out
and I can't fix it.
317
00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:35,750
Ha-ha, silly dog.
318
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,093
She wants to sue the station,
but we can't afford a lawyer.
319
00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:41,762
And I hope she just
moves back to Wisconsin.
320
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,425
I, uh, I asked her
to marry me last night.
321
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,720
What'd she say?
322
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,873
Well, she thinks I'm a total dick
323
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:53,342
for asking at a time like this.
324
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:56,045
She's thinking about it.
325
00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:57,355
I like my chances.
326
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,942
Fingers crossed.
327
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,444
Oh, is that glass door open?
328
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,422
Some dogs would think
it was closed, but not a silly dog!
329
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,723
Jenna, look!
330
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,859
(kicks door, loud thud, yells)
331
00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:11,869
Son of a whore!
332
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,958
It was my fault, Ryan.
333
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,805
Why? Because she ate that pot candy?
334
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,004
You couldn't know.
335
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,676
It was my job to know.
336
00:15:24,743 --> 00:15:25,777
(burping)
337
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,304
Ugh.
338
00:15:32,889 --> 00:15:36,055
I was too distracted
by my own selfish needs.
339
00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:38,524
I was wrong, Ryan.
340
00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:41,593
Jenna still needs me.
341
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:44,026
It's my duty to protect her.
342
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:50,491
I guess Italy will just have
to wait for us.
343
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,326
Us?
344
00:15:55,441 --> 00:15:57,642
Well, yeah.
345
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,844
Jenna needs you, too.
346
00:15:59,912 --> 00:16:02,503
You're a lawyer, right?
347
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,464
I can't. I'm sorry.
348
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,502
You don't get it.
I ruined Jenna's life,
349
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:12,025
and there's nothing
I can do to fix it.
350
00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,293
You have to help her.
351
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,724
No, you don't get it.
352
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,063
Jenna's going to marry Drew.
They can work it out.
353
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,436
She's not my problem anymore.
354
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,266
So what, you're going to punish her
355
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:24,369
just because your stupid little
puppy dog crush is unrequited?
356
00:16:24,437 --> 00:16:25,970
She'll be fine.
357
00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:27,939
If there's one thing Jenna's good at,
358
00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:29,864
it's getting other people
to do things for her.
359
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,074
Ryan, I've always had
your best interests at heart.
360
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,410
And I've never asked
for anything in return...
361
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,116
... except for a bunch of stuff.
362
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:43,210
Please, I'm asking you
to make a sacrifice.
363
00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,524
I'm sorry.
364
00:16:45,591 --> 00:16:47,006
I'm gog to Italy with Cinzia.
365
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:52,598
Sleep on it, Ryan.
Sleep on it.
366
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:25,693
(door creaking, slams shut)
367
00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:26,728
(loud pounding)
368
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,508
Wilfred?
369
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,000
Ryan Newman.
370
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:34,351
You stand accused
371
00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:37,271
of ditching out on the cable guy,
372
00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:40,893
Not coming up with anything better
than undies on the face...
373
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,728
Wh-What is all this?
374
00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:45,712
... and the gravest of all charges--
375
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:50,778
selfishly fusing to make a
sacrifice for the one you love.
376
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:55,366
These charges are very serious.
377
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,910
They're very serious charges.
378
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,997
As for the seriousness
of these charges,
379
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,456
well, they...
380
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,398
Well, very serious.
381
00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:06,252
And they're charges.
382
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,504
Wh-What are you talking about?
383
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,882
Mr. Newman, it would be wise
to let your counsel speak for you.
384
00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:15,208
Bear?
385
00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:16,576
Well, you could have
386
00:18:16,644 --> 00:18:18,011
represented yourself,
387
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:21,559
but you refused to be a lawyer again.
388
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,184
Why is that, Mr. Newman?
389
00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,146
I-I don't want to get into that.
390
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,231
Who is the archeologist?
391
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,274
That's in the past.
392
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,357
The witness will answer.
393
00:18:29,524 --> 00:18:30,725
Who is the archeologist?!
394
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:31,777
I am!
395
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,697
That's what they used to call you
396
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,164
at your father's firm, isn't it?
397
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,868
Because you used to dig up
dirt on the opposition?
398
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,411
All right, I admit it.
399
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,204
What I did was completely unethical.
400
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,638
But I was only trying
to please my father.
401
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,088
WILFRED: You want to talk
about ethics?
402
00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:47,655
Is it not unethical
403
00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:50,532
to desert the woman you love
404
00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:51,777
in her time of need?
405
00:18:51,845 --> 00:18:53,861
- Me.
- No, me.
406
00:18:53,986 --> 00:18:54,780
Bro!
407
00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,844
Please, I just want to be happy.
408
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,220
How can you be happy
409
00:18:58,386 --> 00:18:59,752
knowing that Jenna's
life will be ruined
410
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,098
if you abandon her?
411
00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:04,090
We all have to make sacrifices
for the people we love.
412
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:06,312
It's time to make a choice.
413
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,522
What are you going to do?
414
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:11,442
(chanting):
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna,
415
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:15,334
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna...
416
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:17,490
(yelling):
What are you going to do?!
417
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,075
(chanting continues)
(gavel pounding)
418
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,787
(chanting faster):
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna,
419
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,997
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna...
420
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,312
(gasps)
421
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:33,317
(sighs)
422
00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:48,087
Take care, huh?
Adios.
423
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:02,901
(sighs) I guess we all
have to make sacrifices.
424
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,316
Yes, we do.
425
00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:08,040
I'm curious, Ryan.
426
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,501
What changed your mind?
427
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,590
I had a dream.
428
00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:22,721
Well, never underestimate
the power of a dream.
429
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:31,897
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