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(banging on door)
(gasps)
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(exhales)
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(insistent banging)
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Hi! How was your trip?
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Uh, what trip?
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Uh, w... your curtains
have been drawn;
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I haven't seen you
for three days;
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I just assumed.
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Oh, no, I-I've been here.
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Just took a
little stay-cation.
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Well, you look... rested.
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Hey, I need to
borrow your chairs.
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For the planning meeting?
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In an hour?
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- Sure.
- So you are coming.
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Uh! I told them you would.
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Wh-who told who?
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Well, some of our neighbors
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think you're a little distant.
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But I told them what
a great guy you are.
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Bring your chairs
to the meeting.
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Wait.
What-what are we planning?
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Ha! Good one!
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(glass shatters)
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Oh, hi, mate.
What's up?
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What are you doing?
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It was a simple plan.
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I boost Bear
through the window,
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and Bear unlocks
the door for me.
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But someone turned out
to be a stupid ass!
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Oh, really.
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You twisted your ankle
when you landed. Bullshit!
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Get up!
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Fine. Stay there, then.
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Whoops.
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Well, move!
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Hey, buddy.
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Hey, mate.
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Haven't seen you in a while.
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I... just wanted some me time
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to clear my head.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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wh-what are they planning?
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At the meeting.
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You're joking.
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How could you forget?
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(laughs)
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You smoked all this?
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Oh, shit.
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I'm a bit of a loner--
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it's part of my charm--
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but first and foremost,
I'm a pack animal.
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And so are you.
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I keep to myself.
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I'm not bothering anyone.
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- What do you care?
- I'm just curious as to why. Why now?
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Why are you shutting me out?
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- This isn't about you.
- Hiya, Wilfred!
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See you at the meeting, Gene.
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How do you know that guy?
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Oh, you mean Green Gene
the Gardening Machine,
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recently got a new hip?
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Everyone knows Gene.
How do you not know Gene?
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- So, what, I'm supposed to be friends
with everybody? - Ryan, Ryan,
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I'm gonna be straight with you.
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This isolating is
becoming a problem.
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People are starting
to think you're weird.
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"It puts the lotion
in the basket" weird.
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I thought you said it didn't
matter what other people think.
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About you, no.
About me, yes.
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I'm the only friend you've got.
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If people think you're strange,
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how do you think
that makes me look?
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(urinating)
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Damn rain!
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- Wilfred, stop!
- Relax, Ryan.
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It's Trash Face.
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I'm not being disrespectful;
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I'm marking him
as part of their community.
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I'm also washing
the schmutz off his face.
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See, this neighborhood
is like a pack.
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A pack survives because everybody
looks after each other.
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We protect our own.
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But there is one that
dwells within our midst
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that is unworthy
of that fellowship.
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(sniffing):
An evil... parasitic maggot!
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A creature so vile, diarrhea
holds its nose when he walks by.
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- Hey, man!
- RYAN: Hi.
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Hey, Wilfred.
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(seething breaths)
Him?
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He's a warlock, Ryan.
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Don't fall for his
diabolical sorcery.
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Come here, boy.
Want to play ball?
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You really want
to do this, huh?
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Okay.
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Throw the damn ball already.
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Let's do this.
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Let's get this over with!
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Where did...
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I don't think Wilfred
likes this game.
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(panting)
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- Looking for this?
- Aah!
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WILFRED:
It doesn't make
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any s...
it doesn't make...
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WOMAN: Andy?
Did you do your homework yet?
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Bye, Wilfred.
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Suck my dick!
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Hey, I like your
strategy, mate.
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Turn up an hour late--
makes us seem more important.
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Um, I'm not going
to the meeting.
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Good idea-- save the
magic till tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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Ah, the annual block party.
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That's what they're planning
at the meeting.
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Yeah, there's
gonna be two kegs.
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I'm not going, not this year.
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But Jenna's put a lot
of work into this.
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She even took me
to the groomer.
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(quietly): Thanks for
noticing, by the way.
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Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
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Dude, come on!
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What's so wrong
with a little beer
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and some small talk with
the assholes down the street?
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A-And what am I supposed
to small-talk about?
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In case you haven't noticed, I don't
have a lot of good news these days.
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Look around, Ryan.
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Do you know where you are?
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Basement?
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Rock bottom.
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Go upstairs before
it's too late.
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You're playing with fire.
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What do you mean?
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Turn your back on the pack...
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and the pack will turn on you.
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Any dog will tell you that.
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(Wilfred ascending stairs)
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(rock music playing,
lively chatter)
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Hi. I'm Susie.
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I don't believe we've met.
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R-Ryan. I live in
the corner house.
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Oh! Oh, it's so nice
to meet you. Doug?
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Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug,
Doug, come here, come here.
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This is Ryan
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from the corner house.
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Well, hey, stranger.
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We've lived here, what,
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- ten years?
- 11.
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Holy cow, 11 years!
We know everybody
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on the block, and
we don't know you.
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But I've got to admit,
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we've been curious.
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Well,
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Susie's been curious.
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(speaks inaudibly)
You have.
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Oh... (giggles)
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Well, I-I understand
why you feel that way,
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but... I-I've... I've
made a real commitment
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to get out there
and meet new people.
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- Oh.
- Aw...
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Wine?
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Oh. Thank you.
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- Thanks. (laughs)
- Wow.
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This is... this is good wine.
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It was...
Fatty Arbuckle's favorite.
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Fatty Arbuckle.
(chuckles)
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(continues chuckling)
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You're all right, Ryan.
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I don't get it.
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I'll show you later.
(laughs)
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SUSIE:
Okay!
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Oh, Charlie, Donna, come here.
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This is Ryan--
he lives
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- in the corner house.
- Charlie's in real estate.
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What about you, Ryan?
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I-I was a lawyer.
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Oh, what happened?
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Oh...
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y-you know, I-I just, uh...
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What do you say
we open that wine?
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Answer the question, Ryan.
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(music fading, distorting)
W-Well, y... you know, I just, um...
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I-I had... some,
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uh...
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(echoed, indistinct whispers)
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I-Is it hot in here?
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Are you okay?
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(muffled stammering)
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(muffled grunt)
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(screams)
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Well... now we know.
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(music playing normally)
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(squeaky grunting)
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(rapid knocking)
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(knocking)
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- Hey, Jenna.
- Hey.
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(siren blaring)
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What's going on?
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Someone broke into
a bunch of cars.
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They smashed the windows
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and stole a purse,
a watch and Mr. Patel's laptop.
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- That's awful.
- Here's the thing.
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Some of the neighbors
kind of think it was...
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you.
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What?
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I say we string up the weirdo
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and lash him until
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he tells us what he knows!
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- Who's with me?
- Well, you weren't at the meeting,
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and your car was the only one
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on the block that
wasn't broken into.
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I mean, I don't
think you did it.
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You didn't do it, did you?
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What? No!
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I didn't do it!
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Bullshit!
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(chanting):
Bullshit! Bullshit!
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Bullshit! Bull...
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Hey, why am I
the only one with a torch?
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I can't believe this.
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Now they're throwing eggs at me.
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Why would people assume
that I'm the thief?
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Really? You're still
not getting this?
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You're the twitchy loner.
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The pasty neighborhood creep.
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And that's not me talking,
that's Mrs. Patel.
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- Is it possible I don't remember?
- You can't even
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remember a damn block party.
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You got baked and blacked out,
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then cut your hand
on a broken car window
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whilst committing
a series of burglaries.
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Allegedly. We need
to start saying that.
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I-I would never...
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Never what?
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Shit in your neighbor's boot?
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Have sex with a stuffed giraffe
in front of a small child?
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You'd be surprised
what we're capable of
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once we put our mind to it.
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(whispers):
"Our mind."
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Did I?
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(soft chuckle)
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What?
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What's so funny?
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Nothing.
This is very serious, Ryan.
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Wait a second.
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You did this.
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You framed me for breaking
into all those cars!
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Wh... What?!
That's crazy!
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(suppressed laugh)
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And you drew a
penis on my hand?
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Gotcha!
(laughing)
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Oh, oh, you should see
your face right now, Ryan.
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Is this a joke?!
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Why the hell would you do this?
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Well, for starters...
it's funny--
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that's the laughter
coming out of me--
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but more importantly, now you
have to go to that party.
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Are you insane?
I can't leave my house!
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Don't you see, Ryan?
If you don't go,
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then they'll be
even more suspicious!
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Next time it won't be
eggs on your window,
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it'll be Mrs. Patel's feces.
264
00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,787
And that's not me talking,
that's still Mrs. Patel.
265
00:10:10,457 --> 00:10:12,759
(lively chatter nearby)
266
00:10:24,604 --> 00:10:27,206
(pop music playing)
267
00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:31,877
Hey. Where can I put this?
268
00:10:31,878 --> 00:10:35,281
Joey, will you go get
Mommy another diet soda?
269
00:10:37,184 --> 00:10:40,220
You can put your baked
goods up your anus.
270
00:10:41,856 --> 00:10:43,724
Ryan, hey, you made it!
271
00:10:43,725 --> 00:10:45,659
Go home, you thieving
white peckerwood!
272
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,694
Everyone is really
glad you came.
273
00:10:51,799 --> 00:10:53,233
This is pointless.
274
00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:54,867
You can do this, Ryan.
275
00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:56,970
You just have to put in
a bit of effort here.
276
00:10:56,971 --> 00:10:58,037
Follow my lead.
277
00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:02,575
Hey-hey, Gene.
278
00:11:02,576 --> 00:11:05,044
Digging the lime green Crocs,
mate.
279
00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:07,546
Wilfred, who's a good boy?
280
00:11:07,547 --> 00:11:09,114
- I'm a good boy.
- Oh.
281
00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:10,649
Obviously.
You, on the other hand--
282
00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:12,484
hot dogs
and potato salad?
283
00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:15,087
How many Weight Watchers
points is that?
284
00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,956
Uh, Gino,
285
00:11:16,957 --> 00:11:20,026
have you met
my good friend, Ryan?
286
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,029
Uh... hey, there.
287
00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,897
I'm Ryan.
288
00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:27,000
Gene.
289
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,035
I heard you got
your hip replaced.
290
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,570
How's it feeling?
291
00:11:30,571 --> 00:11:32,472
Oh, not great,
but it's getting there.
292
00:11:32,473 --> 00:11:33,907
Thanks for asking.
293
00:11:33,908 --> 00:11:35,842
I'm sure you'll
make it through.
294
00:11:35,843 --> 00:11:39,413
I mean, you are Green Gene,
the gardening machine.
295
00:11:39,414 --> 00:11:41,781
What the hell
did you just call me?!
296
00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:44,517
Jesus, Ryan!
297
00:11:44,518 --> 00:11:46,719
What happened? I thought
everyone calls him that.
298
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,221
Not to his face.
299
00:11:48,222 --> 00:11:50,556
He sliced his thumb open
in a gardening accident,
300
00:11:50,557 --> 00:11:51,857
and it got gangrene.
301
00:11:51,858 --> 00:11:53,225
He almost died.
302
00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:54,826
I can't do this.
303
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,761
- Ryan, trust me.
- ANDY: Wilfred!
304
00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:58,363
- It's only a matter...
- Hey, Wilfred.
305
00:11:58,364 --> 00:12:02,300
(clears throat)
306
00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:05,069
- As I was saying, it's only a matter...
- Wilfred.
307
00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,472
Want some food, Wilfred?
308
00:12:07,473 --> 00:12:10,342
Food, huh?
309
00:12:10,343 --> 00:12:15,181
Uh... uh, uh, I-I suppose
I-I would want some food, yeah.
310
00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:17,316
W-Why? What have you got?
311
00:12:17,317 --> 00:12:18,484
(grunting)
312
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:21,254
(yelling)
313
00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:22,789
That is not food!
314
00:12:24,058 --> 00:12:26,626
It's a balled-up napkin.
315
00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:29,129
But I thought it was...
But how-how did he...?
316
00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,631
(yelling)
317
00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:35,400
(man groaning)
318
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:38,536
Well, this is so embarrassing.
319
00:12:38,537 --> 00:12:41,005
I thought you'd still be
at the party.
320
00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:44,074
Uh... it wasn't
really my scene.
321
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:46,877
Why am I not surprised?
322
00:12:46,878 --> 00:12:49,213
Textbook loner behavior.
323
00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:53,884
Frozen TV dinners, many,
many of these crusty tissues.
324
00:12:53,885 --> 00:12:56,320
Aw! (laughs)
And this.
325
00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:59,223
Only two calls last month.
326
00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:01,725
- That's really sad, Ryan.
- You know my name?
327
00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:04,761
I know your Social
Security number.
328
00:13:04,762 --> 00:13:06,363
You really need a shredder.
329
00:13:07,765 --> 00:13:09,532
You know what? Go ahead.
330
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:10,934
Steal my identity.
331
00:13:10,935 --> 00:13:12,402
Have fun being me.
332
00:13:12,403 --> 00:13:14,604
Ooh.
333
00:13:14,605 --> 00:13:17,040
(panting)
334
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,443
You remind me of myself
when I was a young man.
335
00:13:20,444 --> 00:13:22,512
Oh. It's encouraging.
336
00:13:22,513 --> 00:13:25,314
I came over here 1977.
337
00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,617
I didn't speak the
language back then, so
338
00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:31,187
difficult to make any friends,
so eventually, I stopped trying.
339
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:34,558
Loneliness overtook me.
Depression.
340
00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,661
I ruined my life.
341
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:41,366
When I die, it'll be
like I-I was never here.
342
00:13:44,571 --> 00:13:47,239
I'll be forgotten.
343
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,410
(laughing)
344
00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:53,612
Got a bit heavy there, eh?
345
00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:55,114
(laughing)
346
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:56,916
So this is my future.
347
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,951
It doesn't have to be.
348
00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:01,854
Ryan, you need to reach out.
349
00:14:01,855 --> 00:14:06,325
Make a connection with
your fellow human beings.
350
00:14:06,326 --> 00:14:10,096
In fact, you can start
with me right now
351
00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:13,767
by letting me pull on
your junk for 20 bucks.
352
00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:15,235
I need some heroin, man.
353
00:14:15,236 --> 00:14:17,638
Ryan, there you are.
354
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,140
I've been looking
for you everywhere.
355
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:20,775
Bob and Shelly Reinhardt
are about
356
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,145
to karaoke the tits
off "Summer Lovin'."
357
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:24,646
See you around, Trash Face.
358
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,048
What did you just call me?!
359
00:14:26,049 --> 00:14:27,449
Jesus, Ryan!
360
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,952
You asshole!
361
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,656
He had horrible adult
acne two years ago.
362
00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:36,291
People used to joke that
God had trashed his face.
363
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,893
(sighs)
Where are you going?
364
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:39,828
Look, I know you've been trying
365
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,329
to help me connect
with the pack,
366
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,064
but you've only made it worse.
367
00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:46,267
Everybody hates me,
and there's no way to change it.
368
00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:47,835
(siren toots)
369
00:14:47,836 --> 00:14:50,805
Don't underestimate me, Ryan.
370
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,273
(garbled police radio
transmission)
371
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,612
- What's going on?
- You won't believe this.
372
00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:58,947
The cops just found
everybody's stolen stuff
373
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:00,481
in Andy's playhouse.
374
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,582
- What?!
- Yeah.
375
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,685
They received an anonymous tip.
376
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:05,553
I feel bad about Andy.
377
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,422
He seemed like such a nice kid.
378
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:09,524
So long, Andy.
379
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:11,259
Let's see your black magic
save you
380
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,228
from getting gang-stomped
in juvie.
381
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,096
(garbled radio transmission)
382
00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:18,166
My friend, I feel great shame
383
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,335
for accusing you unjustly.
384
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,704
I will not sleep well tonight.
385
00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:25,273
But tomorrow, during the day,
386
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:27,275
I'll take a long nap.
387
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:28,276
(pats back)
388
00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:30,445
Welcome to the community, mate.
389
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,742
(heavy sigh)
390
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:52,582
- Hey, Ryan.
- Hey, Maggie.
391
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,717
I just left some pumpkin
cookies at your house.
392
00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:56,352
You did?
393
00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:58,054
I'm really sorry about
that anus comment.
394
00:15:58,055 --> 00:15:59,522
Dinner at our house next week?
395
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,190
I'm not taking no
for an answer.
396
00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:02,891
Okay. Sure.
397
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:04,727
Okay. Bye.
398
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,130
(door closes)
399
00:16:08,131 --> 00:16:09,798
RYAN:
Okay. Fine.
400
00:16:09,799 --> 00:16:12,434
It's nice to finally be
a part of the community.
401
00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:14,069
But-but how can I enjoy it
402
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:16,639
when it's all at the
expense of an innocent kid?
403
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,340
He's not a kid, Ryan.
404
00:16:18,341 --> 00:16:20,042
It just takes the form of a kid.
405
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:23,078
You know, you talk a lot
about the pack,
406
00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:25,247
but isn't Andy a member
of the pack?
407
00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:27,182
I thought community
408
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:29,118
was about looking out
for each other.
409
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:30,485
The pack protects its own?
410
00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,622
You're right.
411
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:35,423
You know what you should do?
412
00:16:35,424 --> 00:16:37,226
March on over
to Mrs. Stevenson's house
413
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:38,994
and tell her the truth.
414
00:16:38,995 --> 00:16:41,430
Your neighbor's dog
masterminded multiple break-ins
415
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,499
and planted evidence
on her child.
416
00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:48,037
I'll take the blame.
417
00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:50,173
Don't be stupid!
You'll go to jail!
418
00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:51,641
I understand why
you're so angry,
419
00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,343
but there's nothing more
I can do.
420
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,412
I can barely afford
Andy's lawyer.
421
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:58,282
Your son owes me
a new laptop, snowflake!
422
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,984
Mr. Patel, stop.
423
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,720
It isn't her fault.
424
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,721
There's something
you need to know.
425
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:04,989
I-I was...
426
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,225
(woman screaming)
427
00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:14,798
I was looking for Wilfred,
and I found him lying here.
428
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,000
He's dead.
429
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,201
- Who is he?
- I've seen him around,
430
00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:20,936
- but I don't know his name.
- Look at this.
431
00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,371
Laptop.
432
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:24,172
- Laptop.
- Wilfred.
433
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,941
That's my laptop!
434
00:17:25,942 --> 00:17:28,777
Hmm... Mr. Patel's
stolen laptop.
435
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,445
- I wonder if that means...
- Oh, my God.
436
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:32,881
Maybe this homeless guy
was the thief all along.
437
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,150
- I-I don't know if...
- I'll bet that sick bastard
438
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:37,518
was stashing the stolen goods
in little Andy's playhouse.
439
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,187
Sick!
440
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,255
Couldn't have said it better
myself, Gene.
441
00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:42,757
So, Andy didn't do it. It was...
442
00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,258
Well, hold on. I-I think
443
00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:46,627
we're all jumping
to conclusions.
444
00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:47,861
- The truth is...
- WILFRED: Ryan,
445
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:51,131
what am I gonna do
if you go to jail?
446
00:17:51,132 --> 00:17:53,667
You're the most important
member of my pack.
447
00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:55,769
The pack protects its own.
448
00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:03,342
Uh, I guess...
there's no other explanation.
449
00:18:05,078 --> 00:18:06,646
The bum did it.
450
00:18:06,647 --> 00:18:08,448
Thank God.
451
00:18:08,449 --> 00:18:12,252
Wilfred, please tell me
you didn't kill Trash Face?
452
00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:13,987
'Course not, Ryan.
453
00:18:13,988 --> 00:18:16,156
I just left 20 bucks
in his change cup.
454
00:18:16,157 --> 00:18:18,626
But his cardboard sign
was very clear.
455
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:20,795
That money was
for food, not drugs.
456
00:18:20,796 --> 00:18:25,032
Besides, he got what he wanted.
457
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,034
To be remembered as a
dead, homeless junkie
458
00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:28,369
who stole their stuff?
459
00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:32,239
Exactly.
460
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,307
To be remembered.
461
00:18:37,111 --> 00:18:40,747
Trash Face, I didn't
know you that well.
462
00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:42,982
You were homeless, and...
463
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:45,485
I'm just gonna come
out and say it.
464
00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:48,154
You were kind of a prostitute.
465
00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:50,824
But you taught me
a valuable lesson.
466
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,427
It's important to have
other people in your life.
467
00:18:53,428 --> 00:18:55,429
Don't worry, Ryan.
468
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:58,132
Trash Face is probably
smiling down on us
469
00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,435
from heaven right now.
470
00:19:00,436 --> 00:19:02,770
Hell, I bet he just
found a fresh vein
471
00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,406
in one of his angel wings.
472
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:15,450
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like I'm doing?
473
00:19:15,451 --> 00:19:17,819
He was part
of my community, Ryan.
474
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,954
I'm paying my respects.
475
00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,991
Rest in peace, Trash Face.
476
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:26,127
(crying):
Rest in peace.
477
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,631
(sobbing)
478
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:41,030
No, thanks. I think I need
to take a break for a while.
479
00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:43,577
You mean, like,
not getting high?
480
00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:47,097
I just want
to clear my head for real.
481
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:50,356
Suit yourself. Knock.
482
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,993
By the way, I'm glad
you patched things up with Andy.
483
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,962
(inhaling)
That was big of you.
484
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:59,802
Yeah, well, I guess
he is part of the pack.
485
00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:03,302
And honestly,
Andy's not so bad.
486
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,772
I think I figured
out his trick.
487
00:20:04,773 --> 00:20:05,804
Check it out.
488
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,472
This-this is gonna
blow your mind.
489
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,480
(thud)
And the ball is still in my...
490
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,490
How the hell does he do that?!
491
00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:20,352
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492
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,254
Well, I should go shower.
493
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,323
I got to get ready
for Maggie's dinner party.
494
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,758
Do it.
Jesus, Bear,
495
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,827
Ryan doesn't know
we call him that.
496
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:33,365
Not to his face. Idiot!
497
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,500
(sighs)
Bad.
498
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,072
(sighs)
499
00:20:41,122 --> 00:20:45,672
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