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Val, come on!
Let's go!
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No Vince. The coast is clear.
Let's go! Come on!
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I'm coming!
I'm coming!
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I'm on the phone
with the wedding coordinator.
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Okay, sorry. Yes, okay.
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I will meet you downstairs
in five minutes.
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Let's go.
Move it. Move it.
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This is ridiculous.
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You can't keep
avoiding Vince.
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I've been doing it
for three days,
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and I'm excellent at it.
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Well, you shouldn't be excellent
at it, okay?
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You have to deal with this.
You have to say goodbye to him.
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What are you afraid of --
you're gonna cry?
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No. I'm afraid of him crying.
Now, let's go!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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The coast is clear.
Come on, let's go!
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Shh!
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Hi, Vince.
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A note?
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I'm moving to Chicago,
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and you couldn't say goodbye
in person?
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I could, but...
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Hallmark has a whole team
of trained professionals.
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Look, I have to go.
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Lauren's treating us
to a spa upstate
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for Val's wedding shower.
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Have fun in Chicago...
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with the Cubs
and the great hot dogs
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and the wind.
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Well, uh...
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I guess this is goodbye.
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I guess so.
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Bye, Vince.
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Bye, Holly.
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Gary, were you listening
to our conversation?
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: No.
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Wait. My God, Lauren,
how many bags do you have?
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And why do they smell
like Fritos?
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Well,
I packed a few snacks.
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Mm-hmm. I know how
these health spas work.
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They get you all calm
and relaxed,
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and then all you get to eat
is stuff that makes you poop.
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Before you go, Val,
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I'm gonna need a decision
on the cake.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I have turned all decisions
over to my wedding coordinator
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and the man who, tomorrow,
will be my husband.
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Oh, listen to you,
going with the flow.
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Flowing with the go,
and I'm leaving.
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Okay, come on, ladies.
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Bye.
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Okay, Vic, the cake --
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milk chocolate with raspberry
or dark chocolate?
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Chocolate?
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- Oh, boy. - Oh, boy.
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Um, well, you know, it's just --
it's a wedding cake.
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Isn't it traditional to do it
off-white buttercream?
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Val, if it isn't chocolate,
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how are they going to know
it's Darth Vader?
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Darth?
W-what's that?
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He's Luke's father, baby.
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Yeah, I know who he is.
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W-what is he doing
at my wedding?
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Val, I told you,
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when we had this last-minute
cancellation
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it's too late
to the change the theme
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of the previous wedding --
"Star Wars."
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Hey, no, no.
You said "stars."
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Yeah, and then I pictured
all the pretty twinkling lights,
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and then I was so excited
that we got the room,
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and I started jumping
and screaming and --
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Missed the part
when I said "wars."
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Okay.
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How much is it gonna cost
to change this?
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Considering the wedding
is tomorrow,
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we'd have to get a crew
to work around the clock
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on a Saturday.
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I'd have to say
a small fortune.
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Then I'd have to say
"Star Wars" is awesome, huh?
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Hmm, lucky are we.
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Uh, Vic, we -- we can't.
"Star Wars"?
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Honey, I know it's not
how you pictured it,
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but nothing about
our relationship
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is how you pictured it.
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It's just that you just get
married once, you know?
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Ha. You don't.
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Look, come on, sweetie.
This is all superficial stuff.
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This wedding is about us,
okay?
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You and me --
that's all I see.
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All right?
Your face and your eyes,
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your lips.
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My neck.
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Your neck.
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Oh. Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
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You know, we got married
by Elvis the first time,
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so what the hell?
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Why not Spock?
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Spock was on "Star Trek."
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Bup-bup-bup!
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So, it's a go, Val, right?
So, let's go, Val.
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Come on, let's go, let's go,
let's go.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Okay, this is so cool!
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Thanks.
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You know what I love,
Tina?
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Everybody doing everything
for me.
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Wow. Vince just left
for Chicago,
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and you're all peaceful
and happy.
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It's weird.
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Well, Vince is moving,
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he's got a new job, new life.
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So I have to get up, and dust myself off
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and keep on, keep on!
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- Hey, Holly?
- Hmm?
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Don't do that.
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Okay.
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Wow. You seem really calm,
considering.
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Hmm. Well, I'm at a spa,
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wearing a comfy robe,
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smelling lavender,
sipping ginger tea.
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What's not to be calm
about?
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The fact that there are
gonna be androids
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passing out hors d'oeuvres
at your wedding tomorrow?
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Well,
when you think about it,
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there is something
inherently romantic
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about science fiction.
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So, did you guys see all
the treatments they have?
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Salt scrubs, facials.
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Ooh, look at this one.
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They whack you
with giant eucalyptus leaves.
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Lauren, can I do that one?
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Hey,
it's all-inclusive, okay?
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Get everything whacked.
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When you've selected
your treatments,
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I'll just apply them
to the credit card on file.
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What?
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Excuse me.
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Spa lady -- Harmony --
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what was that about applying
what to my what?
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The treatments.
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No, see, we are
on the all-inclusive plan.
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Yes.
That includes the room,
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unlimited use
of our hiking trails
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and meditation spaces,
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and every day,
you get a plum.
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So I have to pay extra
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for all the whacking
and the salts?
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The plum is free.
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Crap.
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Oh, thank God I brought you,
sweet lover!
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Do I smell chocolate?
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No.
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It's a Twix.
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No, Snickers.
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You are good.
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Give me a bite.
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No!
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I'll give you 20 bucks
for the rest of that bar.
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Make it 30 bucks,
and you got yourself a deal.
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Hey.
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Are there others like you?
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Everywhere.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, this pineapple-coconut
lotion smells so nice,
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I could eat my own arm.
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Where's my bracelet?
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What bracelet?
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The one that Vince gave me --
it was on my wrist.
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I'm sure you took it off
when you changed.
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Oh, yeah.
It's probably in my robe pocket.
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It is not
in my robe pocket.
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Where could I have put it?
Move.
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Ow.
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Wait. Where is it?
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I can't find it.
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Oh, maybe it's in my sleeve.
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Yeah, Holly,
you're going kind of crazy
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over a little bracelet.
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It is not a little bracelet.
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Vince gave it to me.
It was a gift.
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I want it back.
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Okay, well,
we'll get it back.
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Just calm down, all right?
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Everybody needs
to just stay calm.
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It's easy for you to say.
It was my bracelet.
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Honey, you know what?
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I came here to relax,
to sort of unwind,
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release my tension.
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Then sit on a hot rock.
I lost my bracelet.
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Okay, so, you know what?
I'll buy you a new one.
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I don't want a new one.
I want that one.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I'm sorry,
but, sometimes,
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we don't get
what we want in life.
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Yeah, sometimes, we even
get what we don't want,
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like a wedding in a galaxy
far, far away.
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Vince gave me that bracelet,
and now he's gone!
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He was my baby!
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I'm gonna be cutting my wedding
cake with a lightsaber!
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I'm so nervous to tell her
I'm quitting.
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Hey, man, since you're moving
to Chicago tomorrow,
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I got a little something
for you.
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Oh, Gary,
you didn't have to.
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Bam!
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Gary,
that's your favorite mug.
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What are you gonna drink
out of in the morning?
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Bam!
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You and me, baby.
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Hey, Vin.
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What's so important?
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Um, Robyn, let me just start
by saying you're incredible.
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You taught me so much.
You gave me my start.
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You've done so much for me.
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But the thing is...
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I want more.
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Fantastic.
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What are you doing?
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I want more, too.
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Wait, wait, wait,
Robyn, whoa.
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I wanted you ever since
the first day I met you.
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I was just being a lady
about it,
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so I waited till you two
broke up.
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Oh, my God.
Holly was right.
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I can't believe
you never got it.
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I gave you every sign...
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but maybe I was
too subtle.
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I'm quitting.
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What?
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That's what I want
to talk to you about.
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Brown and Whitman offered me
a job, and I took it.
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You backstabbing jerk.
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I made you!
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I taught you everything,
and you used me to get ahead!
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Can't believe I didn't listen
to Holly.
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I can't believe
I trusted you.
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- God, I'm so stupid!
- Yeah, you are.
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And you know what would
really make me mad?
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If you made out with me
right now!
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What?
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Ah, it was worth a shot.
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You tell your friends
the first taste is free!
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Val, what are you doing?
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I can't get reception anywhere.
I got zero bars.
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I have to call Vic
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and tell him the "Star Wars"
wedding is off.
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Val, wait. Come on.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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What? No, sister!
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Cash only.
You think I want a paper trail?
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Get out of here!
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Where did she go?
She was right here!
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Please, you have to have
an office phone.
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I'm sorry, but here,
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we believe part
of freeing your mind
259
00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:43,938
is freeing yourself
of technology --
260
00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:47,012
no phone, no radios,
no computer.
261
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,920
You have to have a phone.
What if there's an emergency?
262
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,194
What -- you send it out
to the universe?
263
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:55,669
Oh, God, you do.
264
00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:58,375
Perhaps a peaceful ride
on one of our gentle horses
265
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,082
will calm
your troubled mind.
266
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,420
Our trails go for miles.
267
00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:05,159
Miles,
as into a service area --
268
00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:07,267
I mean, serving area?
269
00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:18,127
No, don't stop. Come on.
Giddy up.
270
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,374
Please, Wildfire,
come on, please.
271
00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:25,314
I got zero bars.
I just need some reception.
272
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,527
Okay, you know what?
273
00:12:29,564 --> 00:12:32,533
I am gonna -- whoa!
Okay.
274
00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:35,574
I am gonna appeal to you
woman to woman, all right?
275
00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,948
Yeah, we're good.
276
00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:39,688
Would you want
a "Star Wars" wedding?
277
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,025
I mean, come on.
278
00:12:41,062 --> 00:12:44,631
Say you and, uh,
Seabiscuit got engaged,
279
00:12:44,671 --> 00:12:48,174
and you want a beautiful,
romantic --
280
00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:50,148
oh, God.
I'm talking to a horse.
281
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,720
I'm losing my mind.
282
00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,412
What the hell is wrong
with you?
283
00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:02,950
What are you doing here?
284
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:05,188
Finding out what the hell
is wrong with you.
285
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:07,193
You're canceling a wedding
with a guy
286
00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:09,933
you're totally in love with
because of the decorations?
287
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:11,906
Don't you see how ridiculous
that is?
288
00:13:11,944 --> 00:13:13,245
Yes, I do!
289
00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:15,215
Then why are you doing it?
290
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,821
I don't know, okay?
I don't know!
291
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:20,361
Oh, Val.
292
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,535
I don't know, Lauren,
okay?
293
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:25,307
Maybe I am just
not meant to be happy.
294
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,047
Well, who the hell
told you that?
295
00:13:27,084 --> 00:13:28,452
What do you mean?
296
00:13:28,488 --> 00:13:30,189
The universe told me that --
that's who.
297
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,227
Every time something good
comes my way, every time,
298
00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:33,565
there is a flaw.
299
00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:36,537
Or do you look for a flaw?
300
00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:39,078
No, I did not look
for a "Star Wars" wedding.
301
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:40,884
No, but you sure looked
for a way
302
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,422
to be miserable about it.
303
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,327
Did you ever think
that maybe the universe
304
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,098
is trying to send you
a message
305
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:48,036
with this whole
"Star Wars" thing?
306
00:13:48,074 --> 00:13:51,476
Stop looking for the dark side,
Miss Darth Vader.
307
00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:53,251
Do I do that?
308
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,425
I do do that.
309
00:13:56,463 --> 00:13:59,098
Oh, God.
Why do I do that?
310
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,204
Why do I always
look for a problem?
311
00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:02,843
If you were doing it,
312
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,514
I would say, "Lauren,
what the hell is wrong with you?
313
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:06,218
"Why are you being
such an idiot?
314
00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:08,590
Why are you making yourself
unhappy?"
315
00:14:08,628 --> 00:14:11,030
Oh, God.
316
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,303
I'm the idiot.
317
00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:17,477
Oh. It's not the universe making
me unhappy -- it's me.
318
00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:19,253
I'm making myself unhappy.
319
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,758
Oh, my God.
320
00:14:23,803 --> 00:14:26,071
I don't think it's the first
time I've done it.
321
00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:27,141
Really?
322
00:14:27,178 --> 00:14:28,345
No.
323
00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:31,116
I think I have been doing it
my whole life.
324
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:32,689
Well, that's crazy.
325
00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:34,326
Isn't it?
326
00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:36,632
The thing about it is,
I don't have to do it.
327
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,404
I mean, I can choose
to be happy.
328
00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:39,708
It's so simple.
329
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,012
Oh, my God.
330
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,016
I lived my whole life like --
331
00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:47,024
oh, no, Lauren, do you think
I've made Holly this way?
332
00:14:47,064 --> 00:14:50,133
Oh, hell, no.
She is the exact opposite.
333
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:52,374
She acts happy
when she's really sad.
334
00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:53,745
Well, that's sick.
335
00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:56,584
Yeah.
You're both totally screwed up.
336
00:14:56,623 --> 00:14:58,424
Hey,
now that I've cured you,
337
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:01,296
maybe you should go pay it
forward and help Holly.
338
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,104
Yes. You are right.
That is what I should do.
339
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,610
You know what?
340
00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:07,381
This horseback-riding thing's
been so enlightening,
341
00:15:07,418 --> 00:15:08,985
I think I'll take her
for a ride.
342
00:15:09,023 --> 00:15:10,790
Or, you know,
maybe a nice free...
343
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,196
freeing hike.
344
00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,106
Go.
345
00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:29,758
Holly, I don't think
you're gonna find your bracelet
346
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,497
in the Zen Garden.
347
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,870
Harmony said I could find
what I was looking for in here.
348
00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:37,778
I think she meant
enlightenment.
349
00:15:37,817 --> 00:15:39,952
Ohh! It's not in there!
350
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,991
Oh, I've looked everywhere.
351
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,396
It's gone.
352
00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:47,136
I lost my "Vincelet."
353
00:15:47,176 --> 00:15:51,446
Yes, you did lose
your bracelet.
354
00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,788
Is there anything
you need to do?
355
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,297
No.
356
00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,944
You lost your bracelet,
Holly.
357
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:04,984
It is gone, gone forever.
358
00:16:05,024 --> 00:16:06,324
Mm-hmm.
359
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,895
First, the love of your life
breaks your heart,
360
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:11,969
and now a beautiful memory
you had of him has disappeared.
361
00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:13,942
Who knows?
Maybe some other girl's
362
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:15,815
wearing that bracelet
right now.
363
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:20,356
Why are you being all mean?
I'm sad.
364
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,032
Yes, and you should be sad,
because it is over.
365
00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:24,572
He is gone.
366
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,043
And he has left a big old hole
right here in your heart.
367
00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:31,718
I know.
It's a really big hole.
368
00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,446
No. No, don't stop.
369
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,352
Keep it going.
You were doing so good.
370
00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:44,324
Don't make me say
any more mean things to you.
371
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:45,695
What?
372
00:16:45,732 --> 00:16:48,033
Holly, you've got to cry, okay?
You got to let it out.
373
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:50,672
It's the only thing that's gonna
make you feel any better, okay?
374
00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:51,945
Now, cry.
Come on, cry!
375
00:16:51,982 --> 00:16:53,415
Cry me a river, baby! Cry!
376
00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:55,486
I don't want to cry.
I don't like crying.
377
00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:58,460
It makes my eyes all puffy
and my nose all red and...
378
00:16:58,499 --> 00:17:01,268
I have trouble breathing,
379
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:04,643
and...I have a hard time...
380
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:06,449
getting my words out!
381
00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:07,887
See?
382
00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:15,039
Don't I look like crap?!
383
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,413
Yes, you do.
You look like hell.
384
00:17:23,866 --> 00:17:25,601
So,
Robyn tried to kiss you?
385
00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:27,872
And cop a feel.
386
00:17:27,911 --> 00:17:29,878
Hussy.
387
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,783
Can you believe it?
Holly was right.
388
00:17:31,822 --> 00:17:33,155
Well, that's great, man.
389
00:17:33,192 --> 00:17:34,826
See, now you can apologize
to her,
390
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,731
she'll forgive you,
and you can stay.
391
00:17:36,768 --> 00:17:38,435
First of all,
she won't forgive me,
392
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:39,873
and I got a job in Chicago.
393
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,510
Well, how can she not
forgive you?
394
00:17:41,547 --> 00:17:43,348
Because what I did
was so horrible.
395
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:45,520
I didn't believe her.
I broke our trust.
396
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:46,958
What can I possibly say?
397
00:17:46,995 --> 00:17:48,763
Look, just speak
from your heart, okay?
398
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,169
Just say, "Holly..."
go ahead.
399
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,376
She's not gonna --
400
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:54,746
"Holly, I..."
401
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:58,185
Holly, I'm really sorry.
402
00:17:58,225 --> 00:18:00,260
About what, Vince?
403
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:05,173
What are you doing?
404
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,312
I'm being Holly, you know,
so you can be prepared --
405
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,854
you don't get thrown off.
Now, continue.
406
00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:12,460
"I'm sorry."
407
00:18:12,496 --> 00:18:15,164
Um, Holly...
408
00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:16,938
you were right
about Robyn.
409
00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:18,909
I never should have doubted you.
I don't know.
410
00:18:18,947 --> 00:18:20,748
Maybe it was the excitement
of the new job
411
00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,252
that my judgment
was all clouded.
412
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,290
So, what you're saying is
413
00:18:24,328 --> 00:18:27,497
that if Robyn never told you
the truth...
414
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,943
...that you'd still be
believing Robyn?
415
00:18:31,982 --> 00:18:33,582
That's great.
That's great.
416
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,020
She's the only reason
you believe me now.
417
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:36,290
But I --
418
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:38,528
And not because you love me
or trust me
419
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,801
or respect me
or know in your heart
420
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:43,874
that I would never make up
something so ridiculous.
421
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,383
I would never do something
like that to someone I love.
422
00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:50,125
Oh, God, Vince,
how I loved you.
423
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:55,804
You were my soul mate,
the love of my life.
424
00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,713
I gave you my womanhood!
425
00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:05,030
Oh, snap. My damn, man.
Oh, my damn.
426
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,403
I'm sorry, man.
427
00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:07,875
I didn't know
where it came from.
428
00:19:07,911 --> 00:19:09,578
I didn't mean it.
429
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,985
Yeah, you did.
Holly feels the same way.
430
00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:16,327
I don't blame her.
I blew it, man.
431
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,535
I'm going upstairs
to pack.
432
00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:24,886
What have I done?
433
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:34,711
I had so much fun.
That was perfect.
434
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,317
Oh, hello, Harmony.
435
00:19:36,354 --> 00:19:38,288
Should we put your balance
on your credit card?
436
00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:40,393
No, I work in cash.
There you go.
437
00:19:42,069 --> 00:19:44,604
Lauren, thank you so much
for my spa getaway.
438
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,477
You -- I am so lucky to have you
as my best friend.
439
00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:50,318
And you -- I am lucky
to have for my sister.
440
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:51,992
And, Tina, you --
441
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:53,496
great shoes.
442
00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:56,304
13 bucks.
443
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,941
Oh. Wow.
444
00:19:57,978 --> 00:20:01,214
Val, thank you for making me
feel so horrible.
445
00:20:01,253 --> 00:20:03,855
I feel so much better!
446
00:20:03,894 --> 00:20:05,895
Good. So do I.
I feel great.
447
00:20:05,932 --> 00:20:07,600
And tonight at 6:00,
448
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:11,306
I am gonna be Mrs. Val "Calm
not looking for flaws anymore"
449
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,748
Mela -- oh, God,
where's my wedding dress?
450
00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:15,521
It's in the car with the rest
of the luggage.
451
00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:16,725
Now, let's do it!
452
00:20:16,761 --> 00:20:18,862
Oh! Excuse me.
453
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,902
Sorry. We're doing
a house-to-house search,
454
00:20:20,939 --> 00:20:22,540
looking for two
escaped convicts.
455
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:23,677
Nobody leaves.
456
00:20:23,714 --> 00:20:25,581
Officers,
check the back.
457
00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:27,252
Nobody le -- did he just
say "nobody leaves"?
458
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,523
That's what he said.
459
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,394
Um, excuse me,
um, Officer, hi.
460
00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:31,698
I can't stay here.
461
00:20:31,735 --> 00:20:33,502
I have to get
to a wedding -- mine.
462
00:20:33,539 --> 00:20:34,906
Oh, congratulations.
463
00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:38,414
Excuse me. How long are we
gonna have to stay here?
464
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,420
It could be hours,
could be days.
465
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,660
Wait, no. No, no, no.
I have to get back to New York.
466
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,168
I'm sorry, ma'am.
We're doing the best we can.
467
00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:51,483
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