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If you really wanted out,
then you would date that guy.
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What better way
to show Vic
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that you don't want
to be married to him
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than to fall in love
with another man?
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Thank you.
I love flowers.
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Are you trying to get me
to fall in love with you?
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[ giggles ]
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Buy her a bottle of tequila.
She might marry you.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Hey, Charlie. How you doing?
I'm Vic. I am Val's...
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Brother --
he's my brother.
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"Happy birthday.
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"Enjoy a lovely weekend in
Vermont at the Winchester Inn.
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"My boyfriend's parents
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"are coming to New York
Halloween weekend
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and they'll need a place
to stay, so go then."
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Aw, Mom.
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You guys want to spend
a weekend in Vermont?
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I understand why that ankle
bracelet means so much to you.
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I mean, Henry
was your first love.
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I never had a first love...
until you.
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I'm your first love?
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And hopefully my last.
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I can't keep
going through this.
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Charlie, this is
a diamond bracelet.
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I had a really
excellent time tonight.
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Nana?
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It's Charlie.
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Of course
she took the bracelet.
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And on Halloween,
I'm giving her the ring.
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[ sighs ]
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Aaaaah!
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[ screaming ]
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Hey! It's me!
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Your husband.
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What's wrong with you?!
You scared the hell out of me!
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No, it's Halloween.
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I scared the "Hal"
out of you.
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[ chuckles ]
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- Sorry.
- Ugh.
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What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be
at the firehouse.
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Holly is in Vermont.
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I was supposed
to be alone tonight,
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peaceful and happy, the way
I was before the incident.
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Oh, you mean the
drunken-marriage incident?
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Okay.
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Can you not use the full title?
'Cause that makes me look bad.
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Go away.
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But I made you
blah-sagna.
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[ laughs ]
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Go.
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All right. Fine.
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If you don't want to hear
about the call from Holly...
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Holly called me?
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Uh, no. Well,
Holly called me, all right?
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She said
they got there safely.
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They're tired.
They're napping.
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She said she loves us.
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And she said since we're alone,
we should go for it.
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Whatever that means.
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[ chuckles ]
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Get out!
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- Is that what you really want?
- Yes! Yes!
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I want it! I need it!
I'm desperate for it!
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So, uh, do you want me
as a man or as a bat?
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Get out.
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Get out.
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you, you, you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠It's what I like about you âª
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[ sighs ]
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⪠âª
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I love you.
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Mmm, I love you.
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[ snoring ]
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Tina!
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[ gasps ] Oh!
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Tina, meet me outside.
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[ door opens ]
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[ snoring ]
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What do you want?
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Tina, I'm ready.
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- For what?
- For you and Gary to leave.
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What?
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I'm ready to be alone
with Vince tonight.
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I'm ready.
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I'm ready ready?
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Ready ready?
Oh, my God, you're ready?
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- I'm ready.
- I can't believe it.
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So, this is it.
This is the moment?
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I'm hoping it'll be longer
than a moment.
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- So, what do you want me to do?
- Leave!
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Tina, it's our first time.
I want it to be special.
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And I just think
it'll be more special
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if you and Gary
aren't near.
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I'm sorry to make you
drive all the way back,
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but everything feels
so perfect now.
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It just feels right,
you know?
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And I love him
and I trust him and...
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I'm ready.
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Ready ready?
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Ready!
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So, here's what
you've got to do.
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Fake sick and then ask Gary
to drive you back to the city.
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But, you know, this trip
was my birthday present.
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If it's any consolation,
you throw a super-fun party.
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[ laughs ]
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God. Do you have any idea
how lucky you are?
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Look at me, okay?
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I'm going
to a singles party
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dressed as a slutty
flight attendant
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so I can find someone
to "fly me."
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Yes, I am actually
going with that line.
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Can you help me get
this stupid bracelet off?
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Oh, do you mean the stupid
diamond bracelet that Charlie got you?
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That's right -- it's another man
that can't live without you.
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Oh, he's a sick,
obsessive, crazy weirdo.
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Hmm, always the glass
half-empty.
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Don't you have some peanuts
to pass out?
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Let me just tell you
a little something, missy.
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You keep pushing Vic away,
and one day he won't come back.
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And then do you want to know
where you'll be?
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Cleaning a toilet.
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Cleaning a toilet
on Halloween.
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That's real fun, Val!
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It is fun!
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It is only fun
to a person
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who gives trick-or-treaters
raisins.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Any of you kids got a single,
cute dad at home?
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Oh. Lauren!
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Lauren!
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[ whimpering ]
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Ah, Charlie's bracelet
finally came off!
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Oh, Lauren!
I'm stuck! Help me!
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[ door closes ]
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Oh! Oh, you came back.
Thank God.
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I love you. I love you!
I love you!
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Charlie.
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Hi.
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[ moaning ]
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Man, why can't she take
the damn train home?
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I ain't missing
my apple butter seminar.
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[ moaning ]
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For God sakes, this fresh
country air is killing her!
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We got
to get her home.
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Gary, we got to go.
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Holly's ready.
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Ready for what?
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[ indistinct whispering ]
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, uh, whoo!
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Tiny,
you are burning up.
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We got
to get you home, huh?
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- Are you guys really leaving?
- Yes.
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So, I packed you both.
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Tina, come on,
I'll walk you to your car.
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[ door closes ]
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What?
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She's ready, bro.
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Who's ready?
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Holly's ready.
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Holly's ready for you, for it,
the whole damn package.
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Here.
You're gonna need this.
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No!
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Are you serious?
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[ chuckling ]
How do you know?
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A-and why do you know
before me?
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The Tina.
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Man, I'm so happy for you,
I could kiss you.
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But you got to save a little
sumpin' sumpin' for Holly.
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I don't
believe it, man.
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Yeah, well, believe it, baby.
This is it.
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You and Holly,
Holly and you --
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This is big, bro.
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Believe me, I know.
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No, no, no.
I don't think you do.
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This is a very important night
for her, man.
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This night
she's going to remember
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for the rest of her life.
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The rest of her life.
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You better
make this perfect.
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Gary, it's gonna be amazing.
I'm in love with her.
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Exactly!
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And you have never
been in love before.
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This is gonna be the first time
that you are making...love.
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That's the stuff
Usher sings about.
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Wow.
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Y-you're right, man.
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It'll be, like, kind of like
my first time, too.
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[ scoffs ]
But it's -- it's all good.
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It's all good.
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It's sure good
that it's not me.
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This night is momentous.
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Man, my head
would burst violently
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with some kind of pressure
like this.
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[ voice cracking ]
I'm gonna be fine.
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[ deep voice ] Fine.
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Now, I know you're nervous,
but you must remember
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to bring home some of that
delicious apple butter.
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[ Valerie ]: I'm starving.
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How about pizza?
I know a great place.
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What's the number?
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Uh, I'm a visual person.
I need to see the numbers.
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Me too!
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You and me...
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Hey, Vic...
from the pizza place.
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Um, hey, it's Val.
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Um, I have kind of
an emergency here.
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See, my friend Charlie
stopped by
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and, uh, my hand
is stuck in the toilet.
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And it is just scary...
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how hungry we are.
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Yeah, so if you could
bring over some nuts...
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and some cuckoo puffs
when you come,
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that'd be great.
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Okay, come on over now!
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[ sighs ]
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This is nice.
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[ door opens ]
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Hey.
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Wow.
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It'd be so much more fun
if you came in.
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You like the shirt?
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It belongs
to the cutest guy I know.
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I let, uh --
I let Gary borrow it once.
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It didn't look like that
on him.
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Thanks for making
the food run.
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Aw.
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I didn't ask
for flowers.
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I know. I saw them
and I thought of you.
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Aw.
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[ both laugh ]
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So...
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So...
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alone at last.
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Yeah.
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At last alone.
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There's no one else that
I'd rather be alone with.
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This night
is gonna be so special.
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Yeah. Special.
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[ chuckling ]
A very special night...
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the kind of night
Usher sings about, right?
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[ laughs ]
260
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:27,697
[ sighs ]
261
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,361
The kind of night
262
00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:37,003
that I'm gonna remember
for the rest of my life.
263
00:11:37,048 --> 00:11:38,415
Yeah.
264
00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:40,555
Momentous.
265
00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:41,831
[ purrs ]
266
00:11:41,871 --> 00:11:42,904
Hey!
267
00:11:42,942 --> 00:11:46,577
Sourdough crackers
from France, huh?
268
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:47,859
Ooh-la-la.
269
00:11:47,898 --> 00:11:49,832
Ooh, I never had
one of those before.
270
00:11:49,874 --> 00:11:52,108
I know. First time --
a lot of pressure.
271
00:11:52,152 --> 00:11:53,751
It's just a cracker.
272
00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,858
I know. I know.
273
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,732
I just -- I just had
a lot of other crackers,
274
00:11:56,774 --> 00:11:58,374
and I never loved
any of them.
275
00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:00,650
I'm sure it'll be fine.
276
00:12:00,693 --> 00:12:02,327
But I want it
to be more than fine.
277
00:12:02,368 --> 00:12:04,402
I want it to be everything
you've dreamed of.
278
00:12:04,445 --> 00:12:07,113
- How bad can it be?
- I just don't want you to be disappointed.
279
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,592
- I won't be!
- But what if you are?
280
00:12:08,632 --> 00:12:10,599
- Screw the cracker!
- I can't!
281
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:19,770
So, Val, I've been waiting
for the right time
282
00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:21,252
to give this you.
283
00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:25,027
And what with your left hand
free, it's fate.
284
00:12:26,818 --> 00:12:27,985
[ sighs ]
285
00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:31,926
Val, the bracelet I gave you
has a matching ring.
286
00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:34,309
Yay.
287
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,988
Valerie...
288
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,767
I want you to be my --
289
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,675
Oh, God,
is that an engagement ring?
290
00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:42,317
What, am I nuts?
291
00:12:42,358 --> 00:12:45,659
It's a pre-engagement
ring, silly.
292
00:12:45,706 --> 00:12:47,006
[ laughs nervously ]
293
00:12:47,046 --> 00:12:49,347
[ door closes ]
Oh! Yay! The pizza's here.
294
00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:50,891
Pizza man, in here!
295
00:12:52,908 --> 00:12:54,842
Hey.
What's going on?
296
00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,352
Hey, Vic.
297
00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:59,727
Val's caught in the toilet,
and we're pre-engaged.
298
00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:02,142
And, Val, your boyfriend
and your brother
299
00:13:02,186 --> 00:13:04,220
are both wearing
the same costume.
300
00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:05,729
Crazy, huh?
301
00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:08,138
Yeah, that's crazy.
302
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:09,748
Uh, Charlie,
you know what?
303
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,890
I think I can handle things
from here.
304
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:14,833
But there's pizza
coming.
305
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,248
Um, there's no pizza,
Charlie.
306
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,059
Yeah, uh, i-it's time
for you to go.
307
00:13:20,104 --> 00:13:23,039
I think Val would like it
if you left.
308
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:25,720
What are you
talking about?
309
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,365
Val and I
are soul mates.
310
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:30,010
We're meant
to be together.
311
00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:33,854
I know this pre-engagement
happened kind of fast,
312
00:13:33,903 --> 00:13:38,105
but I know deep in my gut
that she's the woman for me.
313
00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:40,891
Haven't you ever
felt that way, Vic?
314
00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:45,045
Yeah, Charlie, I have.
315
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,057
And do you want to know
who my best man is?
316
00:13:53,229 --> 00:13:54,529
Okay, stop it!
317
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:58,237
Charlie, Vic can't
be your best man.
318
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,220
See, we're married.
319
00:14:00,262 --> 00:14:01,696
What?
320
00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:04,870
You married
your brother?
321
00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,518
Can you do that now?
322
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,893
- Charlie...
- Ugh!
323
00:14:08,937 --> 00:14:10,538
And we made out!
324
00:14:10,578 --> 00:14:12,445
You're sick, lady.
325
00:14:13,994 --> 00:14:15,628
Oh.
326
00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:17,803
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
327
00:14:17,845 --> 00:14:19,945
I was so scared.
I didn't know who else to call.
328
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,256
Yeah. No problem.
329
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,429
Um, you know, if you need me
for anything else,
330
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:25,840
uh, I'm gonna be staying
down at the firehouse.
331
00:14:25,884 --> 00:14:28,619
What? Why?
332
00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:31,431
Val, didn't you just
hear Charlie?
333
00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:34,244
I mean, I have said
those exact words to you.
334
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,658
"We're soul mates.
335
00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:37,798
"I know things happened fast,
but we were meant to be.
336
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,807
I know in my gut
you're the one for me."
337
00:14:39,849 --> 00:14:42,149
I mean, we were even wearing
the same outfits.
338
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:46,094
No. Y-your cape is black.
His was red.
339
00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:49,045
Look, Val,
I finally get it, okay?
340
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:51,760
I get why
you keep fighting us.
341
00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:54,841
I get why you keep
pushing me away.
342
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,330
I must look
like a nut to you, too.
343
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,277
Well, sometimes
you feel like a nut.
344
00:15:06,544 --> 00:15:08,145
In my heart,
345
00:15:08,185 --> 00:15:13,355
I honestly believe you and I
are meant to be.
346
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:16,177
But until you see it...
347
00:15:16,224 --> 00:15:18,024
I can't stay.
348
00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:23,344
Okay. Well, um,
when are you coming back?
349
00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:24,825
I don't know.
350
00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:26,933
It might be a while.
351
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,549
I got to go.
352
00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:36,814
[ toilet flushes ]
353
00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:40,969
Now I got to go.
354
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,744
[ Sade's "Lovers Rock" plays ]
355
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:48,930
⪠You are the lovers rock âª
356
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,216
⪠The rock that I cling to âª
357
00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:57,882
Isn't this nice?
358
00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:59,492
Uh-huh.
359
00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:04,110
- What's going on?
- Nothing. Why? I'm fine.
360
00:16:04,155 --> 00:16:08,323
'Cause, I don't know,
you seem a little...
361
00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:10,041
not moving.
362
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:13,995
It's just...
363
00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:16,904
I'm just...
364
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,656
Holly, there's something
I have to tell you,
365
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,368
and it's really
embarrassing.
366
00:16:22,408 --> 00:16:24,075
Tell me.
367
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,018
You know, you can
tell me anything.
368
00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:32,935
I just wanted tonight
to be so perfect that I got...
369
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,794
poison ivy.
370
00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:36,872
What?
371
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:38,444
Yeah, I got it bad.
372
00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:42,789
And it's -- you can't touch me.
It's highly contagious.
373
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,475
Oh. Uh, let me
get you some lotion.
374
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:47,954
No, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna sleep it off.
375
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,675
You can sleep off
poison ivy?
376
00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:54,351
Starve a cold.
Sleep off poison ivy.
377
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,767
[ imitating snoring ]
378
00:17:20,703 --> 00:17:22,170
Charlie?
379
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,843
Why doesn't Val
love me?
380
00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:27,787
I mean, okay,
I'm not her brother.
381
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:31,175
But I have other things
I can offer --
382
00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,452
children with one head.
383
00:17:33,496 --> 00:17:35,663
[ cellphone rings ]
Oh, wait. Hold your pain.
384
00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,179
Yeah?
385
00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:39,986
Vic?
Oh, thank God.
386
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,259
Uh, Charlie's back.
387
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:43,500
Yeah, he's right outside
my door.
388
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,577
Uh, I can see him
through the peephole.
389
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,759
Can you come back...now?
390
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,170
He's, uh, he's standing
right outside your door?
391
00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:54,851
Wow. My God,
you must be terrified.
392
00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:03,349
Yeah. Oh, God,
I'm freaking out.
393
00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,837
Go away, Charlie!
394
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,714
Okay, honey. Just relax.
I'll be right there, okay?
395
00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:10,228
Okay. Bye.
396
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:14,814
Hey, Charlie?
397
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:16,792
Uh, I owe you one,
buddy.
398
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,074
Oh, hey, Lauren.
How was your singles party?
399
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,421
You know what? There is a reason
those people are single.
400
00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:27,770
Don't sweat it, kiddo.
There's someone for everybody.
401
00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:29,785
Hey, hey,
where are you running?
402
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:32,262
I'm going home.
403
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,154
Uh, ready to go?
404
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:46,732
Mm-hmm.
405
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:48,710
- No, I got it.
- Just let me help you.
406
00:18:48,751 --> 00:18:51,452
No! I've been working out.
I have very strong arms.
407
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,707
- And why did you lie to me?
- What?
408
00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:58,419
I checked out your body last
night while you were sleeping
409
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:01,800
and you don't have any red dots
or hives or bumps.
410
00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:04,383
And I checked
everywhere.
411
00:19:04,427 --> 00:19:06,828
I feel so violated.
412
00:19:06,873 --> 00:19:08,774
What's wrong?
413
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,682
Why don't you like me?
414
00:19:11,728 --> 00:19:12,694
Oh.
415
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,833
Holly,
I'm in love with you.
416
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:17,410
Then why are you making up
rashes not to be with me?
417
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,091
I mean, you slept with every
other girl on the planet.
418
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:23,662
[ whining ]
Why not me?
419
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:27,181
Because you're not every
other girl on the planet.
420
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:29,297
Holly, I love you.
421
00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:32,706
So we're never gonna have sex
'cause you're in love with me?
422
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,054
[ sighs ]
It's all Gary's fault.
423
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:36,731
He got me
all nervous.
424
00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:40,683
You were nervous?
425
00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:42,826
Yeah.
426
00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:46,271
You're so incredible.
I just --
427
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,119
I just wanted everything
to be perfect for you.
428
00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:50,898
[ sighs ]
429
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,273
Vince.
430
00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:55,649
It would have been okay
if you made a mistake.
431
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:59,498
I mean, seriously, I got
nothing else to compare it to.
432
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,215
[ chuckles ]
433
00:20:01,256 --> 00:20:04,357
Let's get out of here.
434
00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:11,960
I think they're still serving
breakfast before checkout.
435
00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:14,909
And I'd really like to get
Gary some apple butter.
436
00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:19,996
Holly, you are
the coolest girl.
437
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:23,046
Right back at you.
438
00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:24,692
[ Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved"
plays ]
439
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:28,901
⪠I don't mind
spending every day âª
440
00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:33,654
⪠Out on your corner
in the pouring rain âª
441
00:20:33,707 --> 00:20:38,876
⪠Look for the girl
with the broken smile âª
442
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:40,732
⪠Ask her if she wants
to stay a while âª
443
00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:44,578
You know?
I think I'm ready.
444
00:20:47,139 --> 00:20:48,840
I'll be gentle.
445
00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:57,308
⪠She will be loved âª
446
00:20:57,309 --> 00:20:58,809
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00:20:58,859 --> 00:21:03,409
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