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Hey.

Hey.

God, you wake up
looking even better

than when you went
to sleep.

Do I?

I can't believe
we finally slept together.

Yeah.

You do know, sometimes
when people sleep together,

they do more than sleep.

Yep.

Just remember, good things come
to those who wait.

And wait and wait
and wait.

Vince, I told you --

when I'm ready,
you'll be the first to know.

Okay.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go take
a cold, uh...

ocean.

- Get up!
- Aah!

Oh. Oh, hey.
Good morning, baby.

Annulment papers.
Remember? Sign.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on there, girl.

You really want
this marriage to end?

You haven't even
experienced

Vic's special
breakfast frittata yet.

Yeah, look,
I sat up all night,

waiting for you
to sign these papers, so --

- You didn't sit up all night.
- Yeah, I did.

- You didn't sleep at all?
- Okay, well...

Maybe I dozed off
here and there, but --

So you're comfortable enough
to doze with me.

That's beautiful, baby.

- Oh, God, it's Holly.
- Oh, it's Holly? Hey, you know what?

She is gonna be so excited
we got married.

- Let me say "hi."
- No.

No, and I
can't say "hi" either,

because she will sense in
my "hi" that something is wrong,

terribly, terribly wrong,
like we got married.

Ooh, look at you. You're
all feisty in the morning.

I like that.

Stop liking me.

Okay, look.
Here you go.

Just, please, make you go away.
Right there.

I can't, "V."

No, do not go having
cute little nicknames for me.

Okay...
my little Valerina.

You know what?
Fine.

If you're not gonna sign
the papers, then just leave.

Well, I kind of
can't do that, either.

Yeah, you can.

Remember how you came in?
Reverse it.

Look, Val, what can I say?

I mean, marriage is
very important to me, okay?

My mom and dad have been married
for 42 years.

My grandma and grandpa --
68 years.

And they're still in love.

Val, I wouldn't have married you
if I wasn't sure

you were the girl I could spend
the rest of my life with.

That is very sweet, Vic.

Really.

But, uh, you see,

people don't just get married
after one night.

They meet,
they date, they woo.

Okay, well, we can date.
What are you doing tonight?

You want to woo?

Yeah, yeah.
See, that's not how it works.

'Cause you've got to pick me up
from elsewhere,

which means
you've got to go elsewhere.

Go ahead, go elsewhere.
Bye.

God, I just love how passionate
you get, you know?

You've got fire,
and I'm a fireman.

Mm-hmm.

Fire.

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Oh, this is so unfair.

We're finally a couple,

and we only have one day
to spend together.

How are we gonna go three months
without seeing each other?

Oh, I'm gonna be so sad.

So am I the only one
who's sad here?

I'm gonna miss you.

So-o-o much.

I'm gonna miss you more.

- I love you.
- I love you more.

Holly, I hate to say this,
but I gotta go back to work,

and you're gonna miss
your flight.

I'll miss my flight more.

Bye.

Bye more.

So, since I've been gone,

I've been doing
a little thinking.

And we're gonna be apart
for three months.

I mean, are we still
gonna be exclusive?

I mean,
just you and me?

Holly, I love you.

There's nobody else
I ever want to see, ever again.

Just you and me --
perfect.

Okay. Go with God.

- Nobody else?
- Nobody else.

- As far as us calling each other --
- I'll call you every day.

- That will work.
- There you go.

Perfect. Okay.
Peace out.

Listen. I don't want to sound
insecure or anything, but --

Excuse me, ladies.

Holly, I'm gonna think
about you every second.

At times, it may be tough,
but I know our love is deep.

It knows no distance.

Yes, the days
are gonna go on forever,

and the nights even longer.

At times, I may cry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Somebody's getting
a little too attached.

Yes, this is your landlord.

Re: your message,

I never said it had
an air-conditioner.

I said hair conditioner.

And for $3,000 a month,
go ahead and use all you want.

Gotta go.

What up, roomie?

Gary, you left without locking
the front door.

If you're not gonna protect me
from the prowler,

just move back
to your place.

No, no, no.

I mean, Tina...

I locked the front door.

What?

Oh, God,
you can't move out.

That's what I thought.

So now he won't sign
the annulment papers,

and he won't leave
my apartment.

He slept on the couch
all night long.

Is he hairy?

Lauren.

A little in the center.

Gary, you're pretending
to work

and listening to everything
I'm saying, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

Then help me.
How do I get Vic to leave?

Is Gary telling you
about the prowler?

- How creepy is that?
- What prowler?

Um, the one that they're not
writing about in the paper

'cause it was scaring
the readers too much.

Yeah, this guy cuts off
the electricity in the building.

And with this heat wave,
the tenants are forced to leave,

and that's when he strikes.

He's stolen, like,
millions of dollars.

That is genius.

Yeah, I know.

Forget about a doctor.
I want to marry a prowler.

- No. I'm gonna sweat him out.
- What are you doing?

I'm calling Con-ed and having
my electricity turned off.

It's perfect.

He'll be in the apartment.
It'll be, like, 900 degrees.

He'll get
all hot and sweaty.

And all hairy.
Remember, you said he's hairy.

He won't be able to take it.
That boy is gonna bake.

He'll be out of there
by tonight.

Hey, he didn't have hair
on his back, did he?

'Cause I like that, too.

Okay,
the coast is clear, Tina.

You can come out.
There's no prowler.

Now we can leave safely
for our facials.

- Hey, I'm home!
- Holly!

Oh, I missed you.

Oh. I have so much
to tell you.

Vince and I are in love.

Finally.
Oh, God, I'm so happy.

So all the whining's over.

Wait, he didn't come back
with you, did he?

No. We're gonna be apart
for three months.

Oh, it's gonna be so sad.

And we're back.

No. No, no, no.
I am not gonna go there.

I trust what Vince and I have.
We are in love.

And he's gonna call me every
day, 'cause we're exclusive.

Our love is deep.

It knows no distance.

Ooh,
I'm sure it doesn't.

Okay, now,
let's hang out later.

Because right now
I'm treating Gary to a spa day

because he's been
so nice to me.

- Hmm -- Gary?
- Yeah.

There's a prowler
in the neighborhood,

so Gary's staying with me
until he's caught.

- Wait -- what, there's a prowler?
- Oh, well, don't worry.

He, uh, he only turns off
your electricity,

and he waits
till everyone's gone,

and then he steals
all your good stuff.

He doesn't hurt anybody.

- Wait. If he hasn't hurt anybody --
- Yet.

Move it, girl.
I gotta get exfoliated.

Make sure you double-lock
your doors.

Val, I'm back,
and I'm in love!

The lights don't work.

Aah!

Aah!

Gary, Tina,
the perp's in my house!

Okay, so that's me
at Camp Chubby-Wubby.

How cute was I?

Look at those dimples.

Ugh. Remind me to never pull
my pants down on camera.

Hey, do you think Vic's gone
and I can go home yet?

Wait, wait. You haven't seen me
swallow a whole moon pie.

It's like a snake
eating a rat.

Here -- look at my neck.
Look at my neck!

Oh, God,
it's Holly again.

- So answer it.
- No, I can't.

I can't lie to her, and I don't
want her to know about Vic.

- Here, you take it.
- Okay.

Hello.

Hey, Holl, you're back.
How you doing?

Yes, Val is here with me,

and nothing crazy happened
at all while you were gone.

Oh, thank God she's okay.

Well, of course she's okay.
Why wouldn't she be okay?

Nothing crazy happened at all
while you were gone.

Because I just got home, and
there's a prowler in the loft,

and I might have killed him.

Hey, good news, Val.

Holly might have
just killed your husband.

What?

Nothing.
Bye-bye.

Married?! I go away for 24
hours, and you have a husband?

Now, Holly...

I know it sounds irresponsible,
but try to understand.

I was drunk.

And what about you?

You went to Florida
without telling anybody.

Huh, let's see.

A weekend away...
a descent into hell.

: Okay, come on.

So back to Vince -- Florida,
loves you, tearful goodbye.

Okay, so how many times
has he called you already?

Lauren, not now.
I'm dealing with Val.

Oh, God.
He hasn't called yet?

No, I'm sure it's fine.

It is fine, okay?

Now, what are we gonna do
about Drunkie?

Jeez!

One night of booze
and then getting married

and everybody's
all up in my grill.

You know what? Maybe he sent you
a text message.

Vince loves you way too much
to ignore you so soon.

Oh, boy.

What is your problem?

Vince said he would call today.
It's still today.

Okay, now, come on, Val.
Let's go.

No, no, we can't,
not until Vic leaves.

- And when is that gonna be?
- Very soon.

I turned the electricity off.
I'm sweating him out. Ha!

Val, he's a fireman.

He's good with heat.

Right.

Okay, so back to Vince.

I am sure it's as simple as his
phone slipped out his pocket,

fell into a swamp,
and a gator got it.

Lauren!
Vince will call!

He will want to make sure
that I got in safely.

I mean, I only landed...

four hours ago.

Okay, now, don't you go
to that place, girlfriend.

He loves you,
and you love him.

You two have a real love,

not a drunk love
like hers.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.
W-what if Vic never leaves?

What is happening to you?
Will you calm down?

There are other ways
to get him out.

No, Holly,
I have tried everything.

I begged.
I reasoned.

I even called the police,

but they all know him,
and they congratulated me.

And, Holly,
we are legally married.

That son-of-a-bitch fireman's
never gonna leave.

Will you pull yourself
together?

You do not want some guy
to destroy your life.

Now, give me the papers.
I'll get Vic to sign,

and, as for Vince,

I am glad that he doesn't
call me every two seconds.

I am not one
of those clingy girls.

Shut up! It's him!

Hello, angel girl.

Lauren!

Yeah, I was just
checking the line

to make sure
Vince can get through.

It's bad news, honey.

Oh, hey, Holly.

Hey, Vic. Thank you
for meeting me here.

I'm here to discuss the matter
of you and my sister.

By the way, damn,
you're still smoking.

And you.

Look at you --
all grown up and so beautiful.

Oh, really?
Ugh, I feel like hell.

I've been in a relationship
all day,

and we already
need counseling.

I'm sorry.

Okay,
don't try to charm me.

I'm here
to discuss my sister.

- Hey, am I the luckiest guy in
the world or what? - Enough chitchat!

I need you to sign these papers,
and then I need you to leave.

- : I can't.
- Mm-hmm, uh-huh, oh-ho.

You can, and you're gonna
because, um...

let me tell you something
that you may not know.

Val is a lesbian.

Okay, um, Holly, let me tell you
something you don't know.

I know Val
is the one for me.

She knows it, too. She's just
a little slow on the uptake.

Listen to me, Vic.

I learned
a very important lesson today.

You can not make someone
love you.

- Sure, you have one crazy night in Florida.
- Atlantic city.

You get caught up
in the romance, the palm trees,

the pink sunset,
the beat of the salsa.

Then, all of a sudden,
you kiss him goodbye,

you land at Kennedy,
he never calls you again,

and everything else
blows up in your face.

You want to talk about it,
Holly?

We're talking
about you, Vic, not me.

Now, sign the damn papers.

Holly, haven't you ever
done something without thinking

because you knew in your gut
it was right?

Yeah,
pretty much everything.

Well, you see,
every now and then,

my gut is so strong
that I have to listen to it.

And the night I laid eyes
on your sister again,

my gut was screaming,
"Don't let her go."

But hers is screaming,
"Let me go!"

That's why
she can't hear my gut.

But you can.
You're a gut-follower.

I mean, isn't that
what brought you

to your crazy,
salsa-filled night in Florida?

Maybe.

And I'm guessing it was
a pretty incredible night.

Oh, it was the most amazing
night I ever had.

It was the most amazing kiss
I ever had,

the most amazing feeling
I have ever had.

And if you didn't
follow your gut,

you never would have had
that night.

I don't want to miss
my night in Florida, Holly.

Do you want your sister
to miss hers?

No! I mean, I want her
to have everything.

So do I. That is why
I can't sign these papers.

And you shouldn't! I don't want
Val to miss her chance.

- That's what I'm saying.
- Oh, man.

She is so lucky to have you.
Don't you give up, Vic.

Oh, I won't.

I won't, Holly.
Thank you for talking to me.

Aww.

And can I just say,

if you want to talk to this guy,
just call him.

No, I can't.
It's so pushy.

It's one of those girl qualities
that guys hate.

Well,
I got to tell you --

if a girl like you called me,
I'd be thrilled.

Val is such a fool.

Vince, you answered!

Holly.

You know, the girl
who woke up in your arms

on the beach this morning.

Listen, I know you're busy,

and I know you're surrounded by
beautiful women, and it's okay.

I mean, if you forget
to call --

Vince!

- Hey, baby.
- Hey!

Oh, what are you...

Mmm.

...doing here?

How could I go three months
without you?

I missed you the second
you walked out the door.

Holly, we've waited so long
to be together,

there was no way
I was gonna go another day

without my baby girl.

I'm your baby girl?

I'm your baby girl more.

Oh, my damn.

Vince is home early --
three months early!

Vince!

Yeah, yeah, well,

what the hell are you doing home
three months early?

You didn't go
to the apartment, did you?

No,
I came straight here.

Oh, so you didn't go
to the apartment.

Good, good.

You know, 'cause, um,
w-w-we got bugs.

Yeah, so I've been staying
with Tina at her place

because there's a prowler loose,
and I thought,

"Wouldn't this be
a good time

to have an exterminator
at our place?"

You know, for the critters.

It's okay. You can stay with us.
My loft is huge.

With a ja-kwa-zee.

That would be perfect.

We'll be
right across the hall,

just like Ross and Rachel.

He got to do the chores.
Can't nobody stay for free.

He's gone.
Oh, he's gone.

Thank you.
I love you.

Oh, I love you, too.

Oh, but I am super tired,
so I'm gonna get some shut-eye.

- Night!
- No! Wait, wait, wait!

What happened?

Oh, Vince missed me so much
that he came back from Florida.

That's why he didn't call. He
was on the plane the whole time.

See? You were all worried
for nothing.

Night!

No, no, no! Wait!
Holly, I am so happy for us.

You are in a relationship,
and I am out of one.

Wait...

W-w-w-what's with
that face?

Holly...

where are my signed
annulment papers?

Val, you are gonna
have to start learning

how to trust
in relationships.

What the hell's going on?
What happened with Vic?

What did you say to him?
What did he say to you?

I want my papers.
Where is Vic?

Hey, honey.
I picked up some raisin bran.

We were out.

The son-of-a-bitch fireman
bought raisin bran.

We did need raisin bran.

Uh...y-y-you do understand

that unless you sign
these papers,

it is gonna take six months
to end this marriage?

I'll tell you what.

In six months,
if you don't love me --

but you will --
I will leave.

You are out of your mind.

: Come on!
Let yourself love!

Take the deal.

Just a minute.

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