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I have their first album in.
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I have the lamest
music collection,
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and I just wanted
to try --
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Hey, interesting
how during the movie
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you kept grabbing
onto Vince.
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Well, it was very scary.
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He was a cartoon sponge.
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Why don't you admit it,
you still love Vince?
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How many times do I have to
tell you, we are just --
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Friends!
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Then why did she keep on
grabbing onto you
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through the whole movie?
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She was going
for my Junior Mints.
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Yeah, well, she wasn't going
for my Junior Mints.
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I dated her over six months.
She never even touched mine.
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[ mouths words ]:
Thank God.
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[ whispers ]
Oh, my God.
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Did you see
that perfect specimen?
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Wow. God did good
that day.
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Lauren,
you're hyperventilating.
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Here, use the bag.
Use the bag.
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There you go. Breathe.
In.
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I can't.
I love him.
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He's dreamy.
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My heart hurts.
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Guess who he is.
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My future husband?
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Ryan's father.
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Ryan? That annoying kid
who comes in here
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every day after school
and bugs the hell out of me
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who I love like a son?
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Do you think his daddy
likes blondes?
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I know he does.
He asked me out.
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Bitch.
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Oh, no, I mean,
how great for you.
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Hey, Val.
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Hi, Ryan.
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I told you my dad
was nice, huh?
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And I told you
she was pretty, huh?
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Yep.
And you were right.
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She is somewhere
between 12 and 50.
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See you tomorrow?
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Okay, bye.
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Hey, I got you
your favorite cupcake.
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Aw.
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Wow, look at that.
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Holly got you
your favorite cupcake.
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Where's ours?
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I didn't get
you guys anything.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Six months. Didn't get anything.
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Hey, you got frosting
on your nose.
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Here, want me to get it?
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You get it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, ho ho,
you so put it on.
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You're a loser.
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Vince?
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Very funny.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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How've you been...
Danielle?
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Stephanie?
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Niki?
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Ricki?
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Yes!
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I can't believe
you remembered!
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Hi. I'm Holly.
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- You bad boy!
- "It's nice to meet you, too, Holly."
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You took my number
and you never called.
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Did you lose it?
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I'm not gonna lie to you,
Ricki.
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I was in a coma.
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Well, I'm gonna give it
to you again,
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and you can't lose it
this time.
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Oh, wait. Unless you guys ar --
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Oh, no, no! Us?
We're just friends.
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Yeah, we're best buds.
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Perfect.
So we can hook up.
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Oh, my God.
Yeah, you should hook up.
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You'd be so cute together.
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You'd be a super-cute
couple!
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Super-cute!
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Hey, guys, wouldn't they be
a super-cute couple?
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[ All ]: Super-cute.
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See? Super-cute couple.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah. Yeah.
[ laughing ]
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Oh! Stop! Don't move.
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This is a perfect
Christmas card.
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Okay, except for you...
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Okay, smile.
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Yeah.
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That'll keep my mother
off my case for another year.
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Lauren,
when is the last time
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you were
at the Central Park Zoo?
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We had so much fun,
didn't we, Ryan?
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Yeah, it was so cool.
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We saw the orangutans
wrestling.
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Ha ha! Actually
they weren't wrestling.
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Oh, my God, even
the orangutans are getting it!
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Lauren, I'm nervous
to get excited,
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but Paul is so perfect.
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He's smart,
he's successful.
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I already love his kid.
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On my checklist,
he got 9 out of 10.
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No guy has ever scored
that high.
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You've got 10 things
on your checklist?
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I've only got two, and one
is no sheep farmers.
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What's the other?
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I lied.
That's the only one.
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Okay, here you go.
Some water.
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I'd better get Ryan home.
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I think today kind of
wore him out.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm kind of worn out, too.
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Ooh, hey, why don't you
take her home?
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Bye, Val.
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Oh, no, don't go.
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It's cool.
We can play tomorrow.
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Know what I wish?
I wish it was tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Know what I wish?
I wish we could go out
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to dinner tomorrow night,
just the two of us.
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Oh, my gosh, I was
thinking the same thing.
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But I've got Ryan,
and his mom's still sick.
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Oh, that's okay.
The three of us have fun --
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I'll watch the boy.
Yeah. I babysit all the time.
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When exactly
do you babysit?
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Oh. Okay, well,
not so much babysat
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as I dated a guy
who liked to get spanked.
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So...
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Vince and Ricki.
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They're a super-cute
couple, huh?
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Super-cute!
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Yeah, yeah, super-cute!
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I mean, alone, she's
super-cute, but with him --
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Shut up!
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Oh, my God.
You have not stopped talking
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about Vince and that girl
for like the past three days.
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Do you know what this means?
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They're super-cute?
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You're jealous.
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What? Jealous?
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Why would I be jealous
of my friend?
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Because you're in love
with your friend.
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Oh, my God. Tina, where
are you getting this?
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Well, you never
get like this
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when Gary has a girlfriend,
or Ben.
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Okay, well, yeah.
That's because they don't
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date people
that are wrong for them.
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Suddenly super-cute
is wrong for him?
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Wrongish.
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You know,
she's not his type.
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Really? Why?
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Because, I don't know,
he could do a lot better.
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- With who?
- With another girl.
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- What girl?
- I don't know.
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- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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- Yes, you do. Who's the girl?
- No, I don't.
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- Another girl.
- Say her name.
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- No! I can't.
- Say it! Say it!
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Holly!
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Tina...
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I really thought
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that these last few weeks
of me being friends with him
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was going to be good enough,
but it's not.
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And it's not because
I'm jealous.
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Maybe seeing him
with that other girl
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just gave me that little
push that I needed.
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I don't want him to be
with another girl, Tina.
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I want him to be with me!
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Oh, thank God, because you
guys are super-cute together.
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Aren't we?
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Oh, my God, I got to go
tell him!
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Good! Go, go, go.
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Wait, wait, wait. But I don't
want to just blurt it out.
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I mean, I've been waiting
so long to tell him.
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I want it to be perfect
and romantic.
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You know what would be
perfect?
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His birthday is on Saturday.
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Give him you.
We know he's never had that.
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You know what?
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His birthday is the perfect
night to tell him.
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But wait. What if he
already has birthday plans?
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Throw him a surprise party,
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and then when he comes over
and he finds out
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that it's just
the two of you, surprise.
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Wait. But if it's
a surprise party,
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how is he gonna know
about it?
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Okay, this is where your
big mouth friend Tina comes in.
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I'm gonna accidentally
let it slip to Vince
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about the surprise party,
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but I will make him swear
not to tell anyone he knows
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because you'll get
really mad at me,
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and you're already
really mad at me
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because I had
sex with him --
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too much rehashing?
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A little bit.
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Well, when you're using
tax form 941,
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you have to enter
the ending month
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of the quarter and year.
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But when you're using
tax form 940,
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you have to enter
the tax year
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the agent will begin
the annual filing.
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Wow!
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That is a long answer
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for "When do you usually
get home?"
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I know
we're having fun here,
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but if I can be serious
for a minute.
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As a small business owner,
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you should look carefully
at your tax planning.
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I will do that.
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I'd be glad to explain
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your SSI withholding
requirements.
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Heh.
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So, Paul,
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what do you do
when you're not doing taxes?
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You know, like April 16th.
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Actually, it's a myth that
April 16th isn't busy for us.
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That's the day when we start
filing extensions.
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I'll tell you, Val.
I could tell you some stories.
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You know what? I think
maybe we should call Lauren
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and check on Ryan, huh?
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That'd be great.
While you do that,
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I'm gonna run to the car.
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You got to see form 8655.
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There's a typo in there
that's just a hoot and a half.
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Oh, okay. Goody.
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Come right back.
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[ cell phone rings ]
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[ ring ]
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Val?
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Mm. Lauren.
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Do you need me to babysit
overnight?
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How's Ryan?
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Who? Oh, the kid. Right.
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No, he's great.
I beat him at Crazy Eights.
254
00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:21,482
Hey! Come on, loser.
255
00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:25,457
Let's put a little
elbow grease into this.
256
00:09:25,504 --> 00:09:27,738
So, how's it going with you?
257
00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:29,414
Oh, God, Lauren.
258
00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:32,155
Why is it every guy
that's so perfect for me
259
00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:34,166
on paper is so...
[ snores ]?
260
00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:36,307
Why can't he be
more like his son?
261
00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:38,183
Well, have you made out
with him?
262
00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:40,791
He's 8!
263
00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:42,368
Oh, you mean the big one.
264
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,375
No. I just told you,
we have no chemistry.
265
00:09:44,415 --> 00:09:46,116
Let me tell you
something, Valerie.
266
00:09:46,155 --> 00:09:48,390
Sometimes fellas
with no personality
267
00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:51,833
make up for it
in the nether regions.
268
00:09:51,879 --> 00:09:53,646
I'm hanging up.
269
00:09:53,686 --> 00:09:55,820
- Kiss him!
- I am not gonna kiss him.
270
00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:58,096
Kiss him! He is a 9
out of 10.
271
00:09:58,137 --> 00:10:00,272
You've got to at least try
to kiss.
272
00:10:00,313 --> 00:10:02,281
Maybe bells will go off,
and it will trigger something --
273
00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:04,489
like a personality.
274
00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:06,531
Lauren, I don't know --
275
00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:07,905
You're pushing 30.
276
00:10:07,945 --> 00:10:11,013
Oh, I guess one kiss
ain't gonna kill me.
277
00:10:20,964 --> 00:10:22,532
Oh, my God. Tina?
278
00:10:22,571 --> 00:10:25,139
I just set up the most
romantic table for two
279
00:10:25,182 --> 00:10:27,149
on the terrace.
280
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,558
Oh, and I also got
two beautiful steaks,
281
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,901
and I also bought
the most amazing cake.
282
00:10:31,943 --> 00:10:33,910
Guess what I had them
write on it?
283
00:10:33,951 --> 00:10:35,384
"I love you, Vince."
284
00:10:35,424 --> 00:10:36,891
Oh, oh, I know!
285
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,698
My God, I am so excited,
but I'm so nervous,
286
00:10:39,741 --> 00:10:43,077
and I also have the worst
pain in my stomach.
287
00:10:43,121 --> 00:10:45,422
Oh, I just left
my tag on.
288
00:10:45,465 --> 00:10:46,965
[ doorbell rings ]
289
00:10:47,004 --> 00:10:49,071
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
He's here, he's here.
290
00:10:49,113 --> 00:10:51,247
Oh, my God. I cannot believe
I've waited so long for this,
291
00:10:51,289 --> 00:10:53,290
and I'm finally gonna
tell him.
292
00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:55,364
Tina, thank you so much
for all of your help.
293
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,874
Okay, call me
when you get this message.
294
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,386
This over here...
295
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,727
Oh, my God.
296
00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:05,003
Coming!
297
00:11:13,813 --> 00:11:15,848
Surprise!
298
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,586
[ whispers ] So when is
everybody else
299
00:11:27,627 --> 00:11:30,996
gonna jump out
and say "surprise"?
300
00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,608
[ whispers ] They're not.
301
00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:35,554
Why?
302
00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:38,195
Ha ha ha ha ha!
303
00:11:38,237 --> 00:11:41,239
Wait till you hear!
304
00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:43,384
Hey, uh, Niki.
305
00:11:43,425 --> 00:11:46,327
Ricki. Whatever.
306
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:50,173
Oh, my God!
It is the funniest story!
307
00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:52,921
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
308
00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:55,666
What's the funny story?
309
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,376
Okay, so get this.
310
00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:59,383
I totally forgot,
311
00:11:59,424 --> 00:12:01,392
and I meant to tell
the people to come early
312
00:12:01,432 --> 00:12:03,133
who were supposed
to come late,
313
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,440
and I told you guys
to come early, late --
314
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,082
you know. Ta ha!
315
00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:08,355
Oh, I get it.
316
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,061
I come in thinking
the surprise party's
317
00:12:10,101 --> 00:12:11,735
been ruined,
get all bummed,
318
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,709
then all of a sudden,
everybody pops out
319
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:15,116
and yells "surprise!"
320
00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:16,588
Ooh, it's a double-double.
321
00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:19,830
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Double-double.
322
00:12:19,874 --> 00:12:21,808
Oh, there's a terrace.
323
00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,483
I bet they're all hiding
out there.
324
00:12:23,522 --> 00:12:24,923
No. No. No, no, no.
325
00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:26,629
They're not hiding
on the terrace.
326
00:12:26,669 --> 00:12:30,305
Holly, you are a bad liar.
Come on.
327
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,850
Uh, n --
okay, well,
328
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:34,024
the romantic table
that's set for two
329
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:36,334
is just one of the many
romantic tables
330
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,377
that was yet to come --
uh...
331
00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:47,072
Tina! Tina! Tina!
332
00:12:47,119 --> 00:12:48,986
- Hey, what's up?
- Get dressed,
333
00:12:49,027 --> 00:12:51,161
Call Gary and Ben, and get
over to my place immediately.
334
00:12:51,202 --> 00:12:52,703
No, forget it.
No time to get dressed.
335
00:12:52,742 --> 00:12:55,210
- Just lose the mud.
- Why?
336
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,752
Because you look
like an idiot.
337
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,793
Hey, what is going on
here?
338
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:01,635
Okay. It's Vince's surprise
party. He showed up with Ricki.
339
00:13:01,678 --> 00:13:03,446
- [ gasps ] Oh, my God!
- I know! Shut up!
340
00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:05,420
No time for shock.
Just call everybody
341
00:13:05,461 --> 00:13:08,162
and just tell them I forgot to
send them an e-vite, okay?
342
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,605
I didn't get an e-vite.
343
00:13:09,644 --> 00:13:11,779
You did, Tina. You did!
344
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,421
What do you want --
345
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,595
Okay, stop it.
Just come over now,
346
00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:16,969
and eat something
before you come.
347
00:13:17,008 --> 00:13:18,375
Why?
348
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:20,548
Because I have two steaks
and six people to feed.
349
00:13:20,589 --> 00:13:22,357
Okay? And I'm gonna need
these cucumbers.
350
00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:24,397
No, they have green mud
all over them.
351
00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:26,640
Or a lovely avocado dip.
352
00:13:35,216 --> 00:13:36,483
Wow.
353
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:37,554
Yep.
354
00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:38,859
Nothing.
355
00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:41,665
No.
356
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:44,477
Well, the bread
was delicious.
357
00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:48,190
And we did discuss business,
so I can deduct dinner.
358
00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:51,471
Wow.
359
00:13:59,247 --> 00:14:01,481
I finished cleaning
my table.
360
00:14:01,523 --> 00:14:04,959
Aw, crap, you beat me again.
361
00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:10,179
Now let's see if you can
beat me at "scrub the pans."
362
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,525
Ooh, game over.
363
00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:12,764
Val.
364
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:14,103
Hey, buddy.
365
00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:15,708
Hey, Dad.
366
00:14:15,748 --> 00:14:18,282
So, uh, you're back
awfully 7:30-ish.
367
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,558
How was the kiss?
368
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,364
Horrendous.
369
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,988
Uh, Paul?
370
00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:29,729
Would it be okay
if I break it to Ryan?
371
00:14:29,772 --> 00:14:32,007
Thanks. I'll go
get the car.
372
00:14:32,048 --> 00:14:34,650
Um, if the kid says
anything about child labor,
373
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,560
he is a kidder!
374
00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:42,446
Listen, Ryan.
You're a really nice guy.
375
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:45,726
Uh-oh. The "nice guy"
speech.
376
00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:48,472
I really tried.
I wanted this to work.
377
00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:50,517
I mean, it was so perfect
on paper.
378
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,491
It's okay.
If it's not there,
379
00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:54,065
it's not there.
380
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,181
You're so sweet.
You're making this so hard.
381
00:14:58,222 --> 00:15:01,024
This is the hardest breakup
I've ever been through.
382
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,403
And I've been through
plenty.
383
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,648
Do you think maybe
we could still be friends?
384
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,557
We have enough friends.
385
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:11,032
We're looking
for a relationship.
386
00:15:11,075 --> 00:15:14,577
That sounds like my line.
387
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,591
Oh, come here. Hug.
388
00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:20,270
Oh. You know what?
389
00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:22,113
If I ever have a son
someday,
390
00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:23,754
I hope he's just like you.
391
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:26,295
Well, you'll have
a better shot
392
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,804
if you marry my dad.
393
00:15:27,842 --> 00:15:30,511
That ship has sailed,
little man.
394
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,322
Bye, sweetie.
395
00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:34,662
Hi. Well, we just got
Paul's Bentley
396
00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:36,172
out of the lot, Val.
397
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,611
Did you know
he had a Bentley?
398
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,488
That's the gazillion-dollar
English car.
399
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,529
I don't care about Bentleys.
400
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,537
I don't care
if he's perfect on paper.
401
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:47,580
If there's no chemistry,
then I'd rather be alone.
402
00:15:47,624 --> 00:15:50,226
Oh. Well, congratulations.
Your wish has come true.
403
00:15:56,427 --> 00:15:58,261
[ Ricki ]: Mmm,
these cucumbers are good.
404
00:15:58,301 --> 00:15:59,768
Who made the avocado dip?
405
00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:01,507
Noxzema.
406
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,022
Old strawberry?
407
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,663
Pass.
408
00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:08,703
I wouldn't want to eat
something that was meant
409
00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:10,878
for someone
who was actually invited.
410
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,925
Oh, my God.
What is your problem?
411
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:16,603
All I know is,
if I was having
412
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,476
a surprise party
for your best friend,
413
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:19,950
you would have been
the first one I'd invite.
414
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:22,458
I'm hurt, Holly, I'm hurt.
415
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,234
You know, you start
to think of yourself
416
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,607
as part of a group,
and all of a sudden,
417
00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:27,280
find out you're not.
418
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,555
- I'm not made of stone.
- It's very cold.
419
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:31,130
Oh, my God,
I told you!
420
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:33,403
I sent you both an e-vite.
421
00:16:33,444 --> 00:16:35,445
Tina got hers.
Didn't you, Tina?
422
00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:36,987
Totally got it.
423
00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:38,827
Of course she got invited
to Vince's party.
424
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,301
She slept with him,
for God's sake.
425
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,400
Everybody...
426
00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:50,274
⪠For he's a jolly good
fellow âª
427
00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:51,981
⪠For he's a jolly good
fellow âª
428
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:53,955
⪠Will Tina meet me
on the patio? âª
429
00:16:53,995 --> 00:16:56,196
⪠Everyone just talk
amongst yourselves âª
430
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,285
I cannot believe this.
431
00:17:01,326 --> 00:17:03,093
I was just about to tell him
that I love him,
432
00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:04,666
and he is here
with another girl.
433
00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:08,508
My God, I hate him.
I feel sick.
434
00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:11,290
Ooh, did you eat the pickles
wrapped in bologna?
435
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,800
Help me, Tina.
436
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,373
We gotta get everybody
out of here.
437
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:15,946
I cannot even look
at him.
438
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,686
Oh, my God.
Gary's getting the cake.
439
00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:19,393
- So?
- It's the "I love you, Vince" cake!
440
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,833
Oh, no!
441
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,773
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary,
Gary, Gary!
442
00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:25,415
What? What? Now I can't
have no birthday cake?
443
00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:36,866
What?
444
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,678
Oh, we need plates.
445
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,206
What? I'm getting us plates.
446
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,814
- Holly --
- Oh, you know what?
447
00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:50,420
I'm gonna check on
those bug zappers,
448
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,593
because there's a lot
of bugs...zzz!
449
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:53,865
Oh, there's a big one!
450
00:17:58,225 --> 00:17:59,825
Holly?
451
00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:01,432
Yeah? What's up,
birthday boy?
452
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,272
I saw what was written
on the cake.
453
00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:04,780
Oh. "Happy birthday, Vince"?
454
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,786
I know,
it's not the most clever.
455
00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:08,460
It said
"I love you, Vince."
456
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,968
What?
457
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,807
Did you have plans just
for the two of us tonight?
458
00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:13,214
No, no, no, no.
459
00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:14,720
Why would you say that?
460
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,460
No one else
got an invitation,
461
00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:18,266
you planned a candlelight
dinner for two,
462
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,674
and you bought a cake
that said "I love you, Vince."
463
00:18:19,712 --> 00:18:22,814
Well, somebody's got
quite the ego.
464
00:18:24,131 --> 00:18:26,966
Will you stop it?
Just for once,
465
00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:28,343
can't you just open up
466
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:30,149
and be honest
with your feelings?
467
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,957
Fine! Okay! You want honesty?
You want open-inity?
468
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,734
Well, I think
that it is horrible
469
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:36,909
that you would show up
to my surprise party
470
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,718
with another girl!
471
00:18:38,757 --> 00:18:40,791
- We're friends.
- Well, I don't think she thinks you're friends.
472
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,301
Not me and her.
Me and you.
473
00:18:43,342 --> 00:18:46,277
You told me a thousand times,
we're just friends.
474
00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:48,156
You told Ricki
we're just friends.
475
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,396
You practically told me
to go out with her.
476
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:52,773
And you read into that?
477
00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:55,150
How am I ever gonna be
able to trust you again?
478
00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:56,892
Are you ever gonna be
able to stop going out
479
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,565
with other girls?
480
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,206
Are you insane?
481
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:03,815
For the past few months,
I have been living like a monk
482
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,761
trying to get you
to trust me again.
483
00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:07,836
Okay, well, I'm sorry
that it's so hard for you.
484
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:09,343
Stop turning this
on me.
485
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,684
You know how I feel
about you.
486
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:14,293
I'm in love with you.
I want to be with you.
487
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:16,036
I don't want anyone else.
488
00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:18,378
And you know what
I'm starting to think?
489
00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:20,053
The problem isn't me.
490
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,493
It's you.
491
00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:22,900
Me?
492
00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:24,505
Yes, you.
493
00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:26,579
Holly, our problem
isn't about Ricki.
494
00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:28,921
It isn't about trust.
It isn't about other girls.
495
00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:31,598
It's about you finding
reasons to keep us apart.
496
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,408
Oh, my God,
that is so ridiculous.
497
00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:35,281
Think about it, Holly.
498
00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:38,757
I'm not the one who's afraid
of a commitment.
499
00:19:40,509 --> 00:19:42,043
You are.
500
00:19:49,045 --> 00:19:51,013
Are you okay?
501
00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:53,354
I'm really screwed up.
502
00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:56,965
You are? I just broke up
with an 8-year-old.
503
00:19:57,010 --> 00:20:01,947
Oh, yeah?
Want some cake?
504
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:07,507
Dare I ask where you keep
the ice cream?
505
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:12,191
Look, honey, today I learned
chemistry is so important,
506
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,941
and if you've got it,
go for it.
507
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,581
And you and Vince have it.
508
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,122
I mean, I don't know,
but maybe Vince is right.
509
00:20:18,164 --> 00:20:19,798
Maybe he's on to something.
510
00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:21,304
Oh, my God,
I cannot believe
511
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,677
that you're taking
his side!
512
00:20:22,716 --> 00:20:24,016
No, I'm not.
513
00:20:24,054 --> 00:20:25,889
Yeah-huh, otherwise
you would have said
514
00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:27,630
"Holly, I think
you're on to something."
515
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:29,403
Maybe you just need
to take a look
516
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:31,011
at who's pushing who away
in this little
517
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,018
non-relationship thing
you've got going.
518
00:20:33,058 --> 00:20:35,626
I mean, maybe Vince isn't
the one with the problem.
519
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,269
Maybe it is you.
520
00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:40,177
Maybe it is me.
521
00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:43,323
What am I gonna do?
How am I gonna fix me?
522
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,734
Well, for starters,
523
00:20:44,772 --> 00:20:46,440
you should stop
serving people
524
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,880
cake off your ass.
525
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,458
I'm just -- I was
just trying to be funny,
526
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,101
that's all.
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