All language subtitles for What I Like About You s03e14 Girls.eng

Oh, oh, you can't go in there.

Tina, are you kidding me?

It's no big deal.
I love Ben.

I had one little dream
about kissing Vince.

Who cares? Last night,
I dreamt I was naked

on a train
going into a tunnel.

What are you gonna tell me...
that was a sex dream, too?

Happy almost
grand opening!

Shh! We're having
a taste test.

Okay, which one
do you like better...

the devil's food
or the coconut swirl?

I don't know.

I think we're gonna have
to try another one, Mr. Gary.

No!

Choose!

Mmm! The chocolate chip one
is a dream.

Will you shut up
about dreams?

I love Ben.

What?

Oh, I'm just talking
to Tina

about how much
I'm loving on Ben.

Yeah. Who cares?

I got a food critic
coming here in half an hour,

whose review could make
or break this bakery.

And I've got no one
helping me.

Lauren, get out here!
LAUREN: I don't want to!

Lauren...

I look ridiculous.

That's 'cause you're not
wearing the cherry.

Holly.

Will you please let your sister
know that if we want

to draw in customers, we should
be showing off these cupcakes.

It would be so easy...

Lauren,
a tap-dancing cupcake

outside a bakery
will bring people in.

You will look adorable

as soon as you learn how
to do this.

Okay, I'm embarrassed
to be standing next to you.

I know.
I realize the irony.

Hey...

So do you guys want to come
watch Ben sing tonight?

Actually,
I kinda have...

With his new partner
Amber?

Got to come!

I'm setting up a showcase
for them tonight at Skids.

Since when does Ben
have a singing partner?

Since the management firm
thought that his sound

could use a nice pair
of boobs.

Man, forget the cupcakes.
I'd like a slice of Amber pie

with a big scoop
of chocolate Gary on top.

So, Vince and I

will be meeting you tonight
at the showcase,

you know,
to support Ben.

Wow, she really is hot.

You know I wouldn't want
my boyfriend standing

next to that thing
acting all sexy.

But you're not well.

Me...I am so confident
about my relationship with Ben

that I don't get jealous.

That, Tina, is true love.

Mnh-mnh. That, Holly,
is true bull.

When you really
are in love with someone,

you can't help
but be jealous.

Okay, little Tina
"One Date."

Someday, when you're
in a relationship

where you actually know
the fella's last name,

we'll talk.

Okay, little
Miss Confidence.

Did you ever think that maybe
you're not so sure about Ben,

and maybe that's why you keep
having dreams about Vince?

Okay, you thought
that Condoleeza Rice

was something you ordered
at a Chinese restaurant.

And I'm supposed
to listen to you?

Pretty.

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Okay, this is our chocolate
coconut surprise cupcake.

Yes, this is
my grandmother's recipe.

She used them to escape
from the Nazis.

Unless you like Nazis,
in which case,

she was a Nazi.

It's very tasty.

Is the surprise
a little lemon zest?

[ gasps ]
You got it.

So what you made
you two ladies

get into
the cupcake business?

Oh, well, um,
I was in P.R.,

but my business fell apart
after I called off my wedding,

at which point,
I had a little breakdown.

Just put down that
I've always liked cupcakes.

[ ding ]

Ooh, there's a batch
of our mocha cupcakes.

My grandmother's recipe.
She used them to escape

from the mean valets
at the country club.

So...

When will this review be
in your wonderful paper?

First thing
tomorrow morning,

just in time
for your grand opening.

Oh.

Oh...ha!

You know, you've got
a little frosting on you.

Here, let me just get it.

Gee, I sure hope
we get a good review...

Alan.

Well, that certainly
could be possible.

Oh?

Anything I could do
to make it really possible?

Yeah.

Get me a date
with your boss.

Ha ha! I would love...
not me?

- She's really hot.
- Trust me, she would never in a million yea...

It would definitely inspire me
to write a good review.

- 8:00 tonight good for you?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

Ooh! Hot rack
coming through!

* The fire *

* You ignite it *

BOTH: * Good, bad,
and undecided *

* Burn when I stand
beside it *

* Your light
is ultraviolet *

* Visions so insane *

* They travel around
and through my brain *

* I'm cold
when I am denied it *

* Your light
is ultraviolet *

* Ultraviolet *

Can you feel it, bro?

It's like Amber and I
are the only two people

in the room.

She ? she is so into me.

It's embarrassing.

Come on.

Hey! Oh, my God, I didn't
think you were gonna make it

with the opening tomorrow.

Don't you have to be up
at 5:00 to start baking?

Well, what are we...
Keebler elves?

We deserve a night out.
We're celebrating, you know?

A couple of crazy bakers
out on the town.

Yeah, go nuts.
Let your hair nets down.

Okay.

She's right.
This is ridiculous.

We have so much work
to do.

Will you just sit down
and relax

and slap on
a little lipstick? - Why?

Oh, because it's almost 8:00.

And I like it
when you look pretty.

Oh, my God.

Well, look who's here.

It is Alan Lloyd,
the food critic.

What are you doing?

Alan, hi,
oh, my God!

Won't you come
join us?

Hey.

Hello, Val.
Nice to see you again.

Wow, look at the time.
I have to be up at 5:00. See ya!

Lauren, Lauren!

Ha ha.

I'm gonna have to do
random drug testing at work.

Can I get you a drink?

Oh, no. Um...

Actually, I have
to get up early tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, me too...

writing your review.

Mmm, you smell
really good.

What is that?

Um...

A little vanilla
and cinnamon...

and a little bit
of sweat.

I've been baking
all day.

Yeah.

You're a little
baking girl, aren't you?

Are you a naughty
little baking girl?

Excuse me?

Just having
a little fun.

Seriously,
let's get outta here.

I live
a few blocks away...

Okay, Mr. Lloyd, I think
you have the wrong idea.

Well, wait a minute.
Don't you want the good review?

I mean,
this was the deal, right?

"Deal"?

Did you not talk
to your assistant?

Oh, my God,
this was a setup.

So she did talk to you.

Eww!

So you're saying if I...

make a little time
with you,

you're gonna give me
a good review?

I would never
say that.

Legal reasons.

Oh, my God, would you
listen to this crowd?

They love them.

BOTH: * I nearly
froze outside it *

* Your light
is ultraviolet *

* Ultraviolet *

Ben. You guys
were awesome!

You sounded great.

And the way you were
dancing with her...sexy.

Not too sexy, I hope.

I know how you get
a little jealous sometimes.

What am I,
a little insecure girl?

The minute I see the guy I love
dancing with a pretty girl,

I'm like, "Oh, my God,
he's mine! He's totally mine!

You can't have him!
He's totally taken!"

I think
I'm a little past that.

You're so sexy
when you're mature.

Really? I'm thinking
of watching the news.

Ooh, Holly, stop it.

Okay, so now you need
to go out there and mingle.

But only talk to the important
music people...

you know, the guys with dates
that look like their daughters? - Yes, got it.

You see, Tina, I am so not
jealous of Ben and Amber.

Because when you love someone,
you know it in your heart

that he's truly yours.

Hey, Holly.

Your friend Vince
is so hot. Is he...

Totally mine.

I mean,
totally mine friend.

Mine friend
who has a girlfriend.

Mm, sorry.

She's not his type.

Shut up!

[ guitar jangling ]

BOTH: * My fire *

* You ignite it *

* Good, bad,
and undecided *

* Burn when I stand
beside it *

* Your light
is ultraviolet *

Well, I don't mean
to sound like a diva,

but I think
we sound amazing.

Oh, my gosh, we rock.
Cheese doodle?

Oh, no thanks. The doodle dust
makes my guitar orange.

Oh, you sound great.

Way better than that whiny
crap you usually play.

Thanks, mate, that's what
I was going for.

Aww...

Uh, we never got
to meet last night.

I'm Amber.

Vince.
Oh, sorry about that.

Mmm.

That's okay.

So, what's it like
living with him?

I imagine it's a lot like
living with the queen.

It sucks
he has a girlfriend.

Who...Vince? No, Vince
doesn't have a girlfriend.

- Holly said he did.
- What?

Yeah, last night at the club,
I asked about him,

and she said he was
totally taken.

Oh, she must've
misunderstood.

He's quite available.

I'm sure if he knew
that you were interest...

More doodles, Vince?

Later, dudes.

- Holly.
- Hey, Vince.

Everywhere I go,
there's Vince.

Vince, Vince, Vince, Vince.

Well, I'm here
to see my boyfriend.

See you later.

You know, there was a time
when I lived here by myself.

I miss those days.

Hey. How's it going?

Great.

Hey, Holly, what's the deal?
You said Vince has a girlfriend,

and Ben says he doesn't.

No. What?

I said that?

Yeah, last night at the club,
I asked you about him,

and you said
he was totally taken.

Oh, no, see, last night,
when she asked,

I had thought you were asking
if he was totally Jewish.

No? Oh, okay, well, he's not.
So go for it!

Yeah, I hope the two of you
work out! Mazel tov!

You know,
I think Vince and Amber

would make
a really great couple.

You should set that up.

Good. Good idea.
In fact, we could double.

Me and Vince
and you and Amber.

I mean, me and Amber
and you and Vince.

We all know who goes
together. Mazel tov!

Yeah, you're right, Val.

At least
we still have our dignity.

I still think I made
the right decision.

Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
how much dignity

we've got
in the cash register.

We've been open four hours,
and we have sold three cupcakes.

To each other!

And we should be proud.
They're delicious.

Well, not according to our
sexually frustrated reviewer.

"The cupcakes
at Sugar Babies Bakery

"are tasteless
and dried up...

much like the owners."

God. Couldn't you have
just let Alan Lloyd

cop one little feel?

I am sorry.

That is not how Val Tyler
does business.

I have done everything...
I posted flyers,

I took out ads,
I sent cupcake baskets

to every business
on this street.

We do not have to resort
to using our bodies

to get ahead.

Wake up, Bambi!

This is how things work
in the forest!

Not in my forest.

And don't make that dirty.

Lauren, take a look
around this place.

Do you remember why
we picked a '60s theme?

It was the time
of the women's movement.

Female empowerment.

Great. Okay.

We'll sell tasteless
and dried-up

women's movement
cupcakes.

Why don't we just open up
a lesbian bookstore?

Well, I don't care if this place
goes down in flames.

I will never resort to this.

Hey, fellas, take a look
at these "C" cupcakes!

Want a bite outta this?

Look at them.

You disgust me!

If this is what I have to do
to succeed in this business,

then I don't want
any part of it.

So...
You and Amber, huh?

I'm sensing sparks.

She's okay.

I am so lame.

I don't know
what I'm doing.

Vince, she's lame.
Why don't you go help her?

God. They make
such a cute couple.

Well, not as cute
as us, of course.

'Cause we are in l-o-v-e.

And I think you are
i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e.

"Incredible."

Oh. Thanks.

Aw, I love having
a smart boyfriend.

Ha ha ha.

I told you,
I am terrible.

But you know what?
It doesn't matter,

because you happen
to be standing next

to one of the greatest
teachers.

Vince can teach you
anything.

Yeah, if you don't mind
broken toes.

What?

Oh, it's another one of
their private little jokes.

I choose to find them...
charming.

Come on, tell me.
Tell me.

Yes, please, do tell us.
I'm just gonna

stay seated over here
as you do tend to go on.

Okay. We're in Paris
at this cool outdoor concert.

People were dancing
in the gardens.

But, remember,
this is France,

so we've already had
half a bottle of wine.

Totally legal. Oh, wait,
my sister's not here.

Anyway, Holly's like,

"It's Paris. It's romantic.
Let's dance."

But the only problem is,
they're playing a waltz.

And the only dance
this woman can do is...

Well, Vince happens
to have this deep dark secret.

Now, that has nothing to do
with the story.

Yes, it does.
It's important.

His mother used to run
Tippy Tap Dance Studio.

So he used to take turns dancing
with all the little girls

in the ballroom
dance classes.

So I teach her
a few moves.

She takes a couple
little steps,

and Holly steps on what,
grass or cheese

or whatever the hell's
on the ground in Paris.

And we go crashing
into these flower beds.

And when I pull her out,
her dress is torn,

her foot's already
turning black and blue,

but all I can see...

is that she's got these...
rose petals in her hair.

And the whole next day,

whenever she'd shake
her hair,

I'd smell those roses.

So you got drunk,
fell in a bush,

and then didn't shower
for a day. That's so...

adorable.

Oh, my God.
Customers.

How did this happen?
What did you do?

Well, what did you do?
All of those ads and flyers

and cupcake baskets
must've paid off!

They love them!

They're here
for our cupcakes?

Mm-hmm. What can I say?
You were right, Val.

See, Lauren.

People are basically good.

Mm-hmm. And we didn't have
to use sex or sleaze

or objectify
the female body.

You teach me every day.

Okay, hot buns,
here's some more samples.

And, uh, let's keep
that moneymaker shaking.

We're getting
a little slow in there.

This is amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Have you ever had a job

where you didn't take off
your shirt?

No.

Hey, listen, why don't you
grab us a table?

I'm gonna get some cupcakes,
preferably ones

that didn't make contact
with Gary's naked body.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Where's Amber?

Oh, we called it a night.

Aw...so, what'd you
think of her?

She's okay.

Maybe we should all, um,
hang out again some time.

I don't think so.

You didn't have
a good time?

I'm just not
that interested.

Why not?

Think about it, Holly.

- Hey, why'd Vince leave?
- I don't know.

What happened
with Amber?

I just don't think
he really liked her.

That's funny. I thought she
would've been just his type.

Yeah, I'm so glad
that we don't have to go

through that anymore...
blind dates and setups.

I'm really grateful
that we have each other.

Yeah, me too.

- I love you, Holly.
- I love you, too, Vince.

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