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When we last left
Val and Holly...
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Hey, Val,
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I'm sorry, but Julie looked me
right in the eye
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and told me that Rick called her.
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You believed her?
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Rick left Julie for me.
She hates me and is obviously lying.
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Okay, fine, she's lying. I'm sorry,
I'm not going to say another word.
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Except what if
she isn't lying?
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Why are you trying
to ruin my wedding?
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I'm sorry. I just don't
want you to do something
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that you might regret.
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Look, there is nothing going on
with Rick and Julie, okay?
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Rick loves me.
Now, stop saying mean things,
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slap a smile on that face,
and freakin' give me away!
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Who gives
this bride away?
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Oh. Me.
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[ whispers ] You can
still get out of this.
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I'm just saying.
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We are gathered here today
to join these two
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in holy matrimony.
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Sorry. I'm not
touching you on purpose.
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It's not sexual
or anything,
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it's just I got
smushed into you.
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Damn. Because I was just
about to rip off my dress
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and have sex again
with you right here.
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You're kidding, right?
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...Richard Alan
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take Valerie Kelly to be
your lawfully wedded wife,
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to love and to cherish
in sickness and in health
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as long
as you both shall live?
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I do.
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And do you,
Valerie Kelly,
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take Richard Alan to be
your lawfully wedded husband,
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to love and to cherish
in sickness and in health
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as long
as you both shall live?
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Did you call Julie,
or did Julie call you?
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Huh?
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What?
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Uh...
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could you all excuse us
for a minute, please?
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[ murmuring ]
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Whoa, whoa, it'll just
be easier if we step out.
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Sit down.
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♪ You really know
how to dance ♪
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♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪
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♪ Talk about true romance ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪
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♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
♪ What I like ♪
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♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like ♪
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♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ That's what I like about you ♪
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♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ That's what I like about ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ That's what I like about you ♪
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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- This isn't really happening, is it?
- Val...
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- How could you lie to me?
- I --
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Why would you even
call her in the first place?
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What made you think you needed
to go see your ex-fianc�e
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two days
before you marry me?
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- Say something!
- I just --
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How could you not
have told me about it?
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I screwed up, okay?
I'm an idiot.
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But I can't help
what I was feeling.
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At least
I'm being honest.
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Yeah, well, honesty is good.
Yeah, but your timing sucks.
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Hello?
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I'm sorry.
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I was freaking out.
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I don't know what it is
about this marriage...thing.
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Marriage thing --
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that's what you call it?
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Val, let's go back in there
and say "I do"
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and start our life together.
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I love you, okay?
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I have loved you
since high school.
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God. You're the only woman
I've ever known
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who makes me want to...
try to get over these fears.
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Fearsss?
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Spice Girls!
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Four people!
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- No, it's a TV show!
- "Mork & Mindy"!
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- There are four people!
- "Three's Company"!
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- Love!
- Sex!
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"Sex and the Tina"!
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City!
"Sex and the City!"
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Okay, just so I'm clear,
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uh, you're afraid
of commitment,
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intimacy makes you sweat,
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and, uh, you're terrified
of being trapped --
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all of which fall
under the heading of...
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fearsss.
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You know what's great?
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Is that now that
I've said it
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and, you know,
put it out there,
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I feel so much better.
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Yeah.
I feel like puking.
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Val, come on.
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Come on.
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There's so much that we have
that works, you know?
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I mean, we'll --
we'll get through this.
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Don't you think
it's worth taking a chance?
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A chance?
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What, you want me
to marry you
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and just hope and pray
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that you get over
all this stuff?
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What if you don't?
What happens then?
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We buy a house, and you
still don't get over it?
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We have a baby, you still
don't get over it?
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Val...
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I'm sorry, Rick.
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I can't do this.
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This is not what
I waited my whole life for.
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Hey, Val.
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Hi, Holly.
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Thank God,
you still know my name.
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Yeah, hi, Holly.
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So, I just talked to Rick.
Are you okay?
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Yeah, super.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Yeah.
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You should be
so proud of yourself.
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You are so brave
and so strong.
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A weaker woman would've
just married him.
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You are handling this
very well.
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I am, aren't I?
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Yeah. Uh, no, I just
called off my wedding.
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You'd think I'd be a wreck,
but I'm great.
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I'm a kooky nut.
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You never know
what I'm gonna do next.
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Um, Val...
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Hi, Volly.
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Holly.
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You know, I'm supposed
to be married right now,
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at my reception with
my beautiful centerpieces,
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and my little pats of butter
with the initials on them and...
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oh, my little bubbling
champagne fountain.
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Man, I could use
a dive in there.
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Then why don't you?
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What?
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Dive. Go in there
and celebrate.
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You just did
an amazing thing.
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You made a choice
to give up something
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that you dreamed about
your whole life,
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because it wasn't
good enough for you.
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I did that?
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- You did.
- Me?
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Yes, you.
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You're right. I am awesome.
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Yes, you are.
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And, you know,
you look gorgeous,
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and your friends are here.
You know what you should do?
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You should go out there
and have that party.
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You know what?
You're right.
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That's what I should do.
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Yes, because I am proud
of myself.
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I did do something
awesome.
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I'm not going to let something
like the bride and groom
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breaking up
spoil my wedding! No.
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And if anybody
deserves a party,
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it's my kick-ass sister!
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Hell, yeah!
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- Let's go!
- All right!
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- Let's party!
- Yay!
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[ glum ] Whoo-hoo.
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Exactly. Whoo-hoo!
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Who needs an actual wedding
at a wedding?
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I want to go home.
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Home? Oh, wait,
where'd you go, kick-ass?
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This is what
it's all about. Come on.
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Cake, pretty clothes,
surrounded by your family...
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and friends,
and someone I don't know.
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Are you a cousin?
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Oh, everybody,
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I would like you
to meet Melody.
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We exchanged a glance during
the marital interruptus.
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She works with Rick.
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If it makes you
feel any better,
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no one really liked him
at work.
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He'd corner you
by the coffee machine
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and go on and on
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about this control freak
he was dating.
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[ Gary ]: Ahem.
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Well, this is fun.
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I think
we're pulling it off.
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We totally look
like two people
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who didn't have sex
last night.
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You know what would
be more convincing?
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If you stopped
talking about it.
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Looks like the bride and groom
aren't going to be
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the only couple
breaking up today.
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What, Tina and Vince?
Nah, nah, girl,
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they're not a couple.
They're just friends.
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Friends with benefits.
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You mean
like insurance?
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You're lucky
you have a good body.
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Come on now,
there's no way --
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not those two,
believe me.
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Hey, I was sitting
right behind them
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when they were yelling
at each other
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about keeping the sex they had
last night a big secret.
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Nah, nah, nah,
you misunderstood.
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I mean, I live
with the guy.
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I was at...
my mom's all night.
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Oh, my damn.
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Val...
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you want to open
presents?
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I want to go home.
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Here you go!
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Ooh, an omelet pan.
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Lauren, I can't keep
the presents.
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I didn't get married.
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Oh, come on, you just
send out thank-you notes.
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"Love, Rick and Val."
No one's gonna start up.
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You know what?
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All this sitting here crying
is getting old.
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I wanna go over there
and sit and cry.
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Uh, Val...
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you're happy with your old
omelet pan, right?
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Hi, Gavin.
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I'm the bride.
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No way.
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Of course.
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I'm dressed
like the bride.
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[ giggles ]
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Um, I'm really sorry.
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It's okay.
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Did, um, Rick tell you that
you were my favorite singer?
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Yes, he wanted everything
to be perfect
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for your wedding.
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Oh...did Rick tell you
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that "Follow Through"
is my favorite song?
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Yeah, he did.
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Could you play it?
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I don't know. Do you, uh,
really think it's a good idea
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to play the song
that you and your husband
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were supposed to dance to?
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- Did he pay you?
- Yeah.
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Play it.
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ This is the start
of something good ♪
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♪ Don't you agree? ♪
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Hey, Holly,
it's getting late.
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We've got to get back
to my place, get our luggage,
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or we're never going
to make the train.
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Ben, how can I leave
to go on tour with you?
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My sister's a mess,
her marriage just fell apart.
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She's devastated.
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Actually, she doesn't look
that devastated to me.
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00:11:12,587 --> 00:11:14,555
Ahem. Well, I've done well
at weddings,
258
00:11:14,593 --> 00:11:16,428
but I've never made out
with the bride.
259
00:11:30,048 --> 00:11:32,850
[ groans ] I had so much
to drink.
260
00:11:32,891 --> 00:11:34,992
I hope I didn't
do anything foolish.
261
00:11:35,031 --> 00:11:38,133
You mean after you made out
with the entertainment?
262
00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:42,017
Okay, so, Val,
what can I make you?
263
00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:43,690
You want some soup?
264
00:11:43,729 --> 00:11:45,696
Or how about hot cocoa?
Or...
265
00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:48,638
we could shoot peanut butter
into doughnuts.
266
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,214
Just think...
267
00:11:51,255 --> 00:11:54,190
right now I'd be lying
in Rick's arms...
268
00:11:54,232 --> 00:11:57,134
on the pink sands
of Bermuda.
269
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,610
He'd be whispering
in my ear.
270
00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:02,452
Aww..."This is the happiest
day of my life."
271
00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:05,763
And I'd be whispering
in his ear,
272
00:12:05,806 --> 00:12:07,974
"I sure wish my sister
didn't tell me
273
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,114
about you and Julie."
274
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,066
What did you say?
275
00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:17,673
Oh, uh, you know,
just that...
276
00:12:17,713 --> 00:12:19,681
I'm so grateful
that I have a sister
277
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,988
that loves me enough
to tell me the truth,
278
00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:24,430
even if it means
ruining my wedding.
279
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:27,139
Okay, what are you
trying to say?
280
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,481
Are you not happy
that I told you about Rick?
281
00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:32,557
No, I love it that you ruined
the happiest day of my life.
282
00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:36,668
Oh, my God, you're actually
blaming me for this?
283
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,283
I was saving you. I was
just doing you a huge favor.
284
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,761
Okay, if this is your idea
of a favor --
285
00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:44,836
Okay, stop.
286
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,442
Okay, go.
287
00:12:46,481 --> 00:12:48,448
Did you ever actually
stop to think about
288
00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:51,056
what telling me might do
to me? No, unh-unh!
289
00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:52,597
Typical Holly --
speak then think.
290
00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:54,503
This is unbelievable!
291
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,510
I cannot believe
that I gave up
292
00:12:56,549 --> 00:12:58,450
two months
with my boyfriend
293
00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:00,757
because I was actually
worried about you.
294
00:13:00,797 --> 00:13:02,597
Who asked you
to give it up?
295
00:13:02,637 --> 00:13:04,805
Not me, no, unh-unh.
Don't do me any favors.
296
00:13:04,844 --> 00:13:06,378
- Go, please!
- I will!
297
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,217
I'm going to go spend time
with somebody
298
00:13:08,256 --> 00:13:10,124
who really loves me
and appreciates the fact
299
00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:11,564
that I never want
to see them get hurt,
300
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:13,535
even if it means
hurting them!
301
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,944
And that makes sense
if you think about it!
302
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:29,216
- Hey.
- Hey.
303
00:13:29,223 --> 00:13:31,157
I saw you leave the wedding
with that Melody chick.
304
00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:33,631
She's not gonna
come out naked
305
00:13:33,672 --> 00:13:37,875
'cause, uh, my new
cell phone's got a camera.
306
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,721
Uh, Melody's
not in there.
307
00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:42,961
But I did hook up.
308
00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:45,172
No one's in there.
309
00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:47,513
Listen, man, this is
a little awkward.
310
00:13:47,554 --> 00:13:49,421
What is it, man?
311
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,861
Well, um, since you and I
are best friends,
312
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:54,269
and, um, you know,
we don't keep secrets...
313
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:57,278
the girl
that I hooked up with
314
00:13:57,321 --> 00:13:59,555
was, uh...
315
00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:00,929
was Tina.
316
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:04,035
Tina? What the hell?
I slept with Tina last night.
317
00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:06,045
Aha, it's true!
318
00:14:06,085 --> 00:14:08,453
Busted! How could you
go there, man?
319
00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:10,327
I mean,
for the past three months,
320
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,433
I've been living with,
"I still love Holly,"
321
00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:14,542
"Holly should be with me,"
and then you go hook up
322
00:14:14,581 --> 00:14:16,315
with her best friend?
323
00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:18,154
I didn't mean for it
to happen.
324
00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:19,894
I was depressed
Holly was leaving,
325
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:21,333
Tina was depressed
her boss dumped her,
326
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:22,972
it was depression sex.
327
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,178
Well, yeah,
it was with Tina.
328
00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:27,786
Gary, you gotta swear to me
you can never tell Holly
329
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,494
about this.
She'll never understand.
330
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,701
Who would?
It's the Tina!
331
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,850
You and Tina. Naked.
332
00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:39,293
Oh!
333
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,102
Do you know how many hours of
porno I'm gonna have to watch
334
00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:44,478
to get that image out
of my head?
335
00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:47,787
Gary, I'm serious. Now, I know
you're not the best at this,
336
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,097
but you have to keep this
a secret.
337
00:14:50,138 --> 00:14:52,539
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
I...I can keep secrets.
338
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:55,114
All right? Now, did I
ever tell anyone
339
00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:57,123
that you wrote C�line Dion
a fan letter?
340
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,199
She's excellent, Gary,
and you told everyone!
341
00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:03,878
Oh, come on now, man!
You can't tell someone that
342
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:06,187
and expect them
to keep it to themselves.
343
00:15:06,227 --> 00:15:08,662
You and Tina.
Tina and you.
344
00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:10,737
C�line Dion.
What's the world coming to?
345
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,077
Shut up!
346
00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:14,585
Please, man, just...
347
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,824
promise me you will
never say anything.
348
00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:18,332
[ knock on door ]
349
00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:19,603
Okay.
350
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,308
Okay, okay, okay.
I promise.
351
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:23,950
Hey, hey!
352
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,757
Holly, uh, if you're looking
for Tina, Tina's not here.
353
00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,866
No one knows anything
about Tina.
354
00:15:28,906 --> 00:15:31,774
Did you know that Vince wrote
Tina Dion a fan letter?
355
00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:35,957
Ben's in the bedroom.
We're gonna go.
356
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:39,733
Ben! I'm here!
357
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:41,311
Hey there.
358
00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,084
I thought I was coming over
to your place to say goodbye.
359
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:45,826
How's Val doing?
360
00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:48,667
She said that it was my fault
that her wedding was called off.
361
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,776
Can you believe her?
I saved her from making
362
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,817
the biggest mistake
of her life!
363
00:15:52,856 --> 00:15:54,991
Holly, she just needs someone
to yell at right now,
364
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,198
and, unfortunately, you're
the closest one to her.
365
00:15:57,238 --> 00:15:59,039
Okay, well, maybe Val and I
are a little too close.
366
00:15:59,077 --> 00:16:01,546
A little separation will be
the best thing for both of us.
367
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:04,622
- What?
- My bags are downstairs with the doorman.
368
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,865
I've got clean underpants,
Mad Libs,
369
00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:08,873
and a pound of beef jerky.
Let's go on tour!
370
00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:11,180
Are you serious?
You're coming with me?
371
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,955
Yes, I'm serious.
Come on, let's go!
372
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:14,727
I've always dreamed
of seeing Newark!
373
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,733
Holly, you're talking
really high and fast.
374
00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:19,007
You always do that
when you're upset.
375
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,048
[ slow and low ]
I'm fine...
376
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,389
I'm just looking forward
to seeing New Jersey.
377
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:26,198
It's got a bad rap, but it's
the garden state, you know.
378
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:27,673
Okay.
379
00:16:27,711 --> 00:16:29,178
All right. Let's book.
380
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,683
Oh, uh, wait,
381
00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:32,922
did you remember to bring
my songbook from the loft?
382
00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:35,097
No, I didn't know
you left it.
383
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:37,271
Do you think you could go back
and get it?
384
00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:39,679
I'll get the train tickets
and meet you at your place?
385
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:42,454
No! I'm scared to go home
to that mean old bride!
386
00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:54,931
If you're home, Val,
I'm not here to stay!
387
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,606
I just came by
388
00:16:56,644 --> 00:16:59,146
to pick up something
that Ben left!
389
00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:01,288
Hope I'm not
telling you anything
390
00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:03,329
that's gonna ruin
your life.
391
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:20,253
I don't want you
to freeze to death.
392
00:17:20,294 --> 00:17:22,295
I'm sure that'd be
my fault, too!
393
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,402
Thanks,
but I don't want it.
394
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:26,109
I want to be cold.
395
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,748
I wanna freeze.
396
00:17:27,787 --> 00:17:30,622
I wanna be numb so I don't
ever feel anything ever again.
397
00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:33,699
Okay, then,
see you in two months.
398
00:17:33,741 --> 00:17:35,075
Don't go.
399
00:17:35,112 --> 00:17:36,479
What?
400
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:38,919
Nothing.
401
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,260
I need you.
402
00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:41,397
Huh?
403
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,402
How come you heard
all the mean stuff
404
00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,376
I said under my breath,
and none of the nice stuff?
405
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,850
I heard it. I was just
double-checking because...
406
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,692
I couldn't believe
you still liked me.
407
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,134
You still like me?
408
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,939
Of course. I love you.
409
00:17:53,978 --> 00:17:56,880
- I love you, too.
- Wanna get married?
410
00:18:01,236 --> 00:18:03,271
Sorry I ran out on you.
411
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,979
Oh, you're sorry?
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
412
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,188
It's just been kind of
a rough day, you know?
413
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:09,327
Mm-hmm.
414
00:18:09,365 --> 00:18:11,833
The stupid caterers
didn't get me
415
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,540
the stupid cream spinach
I ordered.
416
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,581
Should I not have
told you?
417
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,621
No. No, I'm glad
you told me.
418
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,962
If it were you, I would've
done the same thing.
419
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:23,838
I know. It's a good thing
we've both got big mouths, huh?
420
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,555
Let's go inside.
It's cold out here.
421
00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:28,629
Okay.
422
00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:29,632
Come on.
423
00:18:29,669 --> 00:18:31,136
Help you up.
424
00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:32,340
Oh, yeah.
425
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,546
Oh, dear.
426
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:38,326
Do it like a lady.
427
00:18:38,365 --> 00:18:40,433
Oh...
428
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,341
[ sighs ]
429
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:44,714
You know,
the good news is,
430
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:47,590
not that many people
saw you in the dress.
431
00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:50,099
You can wear it again.
432
00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:52,342
You know,
433
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,382
you're gonna
meet someone else,
434
00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,556
someone who loves you
as much as you love him,
435
00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:59,098
and someone
who is going to be ready.
436
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,772
I don't know...
437
00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:03,012
it seems like every guy
I've ever fallen for
438
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:04,619
isn't ready.
439
00:19:04,658 --> 00:19:08,159
Do you ever think maybe it's
because you weren't ready?
440
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:12,077
When you're both ready
at the same time,
441
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:15,152
that's when it's right.
442
00:19:15,194 --> 00:19:18,330
I know. I don't know
where these pearls come from.
443
00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:19,873
[ knock on door ]
444
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:21,778
Oh, can you get that?
I have a very embarrassing
445
00:19:21,817 --> 00:19:23,818
phone call to make
to Gavin DeGraw.
446
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,633
One sec.
447
00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,883
Hey, got the train tickets.
You ready to go?
448
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,224
- Um, Ben --
- Let me guess.
449
00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:37,132
You realized
you need to stay here
450
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:39,805
because you love your sister
and she needs you.
451
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,981
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
452
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,555
I'm gonna miss you
so much.
453
00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:46,597
Oh, but, wait, I haven't
found your notebook.
454
00:19:46,637 --> 00:19:48,705
Oh, it was never here.
455
00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:49,811
What?
456
00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:51,849
Well, you were so angry
with her.
457
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:54,023
Nothing else was gonna
get you here, so...
458
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,830
You are unbelievable.
459
00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:58,904
How can you be so nice to me
when I told you I was going,
460
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,982
got us all excited,
and now I'm taking it back?
461
00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:04,625
I'm better than you.
462
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:13,023
[ laughing ]
463
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:14,530
Okay, I got one.
464
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:17,436
Remember how he used to eat
all the cookie dough
465
00:20:17,478 --> 00:20:19,446
out of the cookie dough
ice cream?
466
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,019
How annoying was that?
467
00:20:21,056 --> 00:20:23,324
But not as annoying as having
to watch "Jackass"
468
00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:24,832
every time it was on cable.
469
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,504
You guys,
470
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,677
trashing him is not gonna
make me feel any better.
471
00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:30,184
It's just childish.
472
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:32,957
Did you know
that he waxes his back?
473
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,298
Eww...
474
00:20:34,336 --> 00:20:38,772
And what about that annoying
British accent?
475
00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:40,853
Lauren, Ben's the one
with the accent.
476
00:20:40,893 --> 00:20:42,960
We're not talking
about Ben?
477
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,267
My bad.
478
00:20:44,317 --> 00:20:48,867
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